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Depression humor
>>710110611
>>710110777
>>710110780
Doesn't look like an SMG to me..
Sad snek
I want to die
>>710111463
What is stopping you? Morbid curiousity.
>>710111686
Holy fuck anons. These threads eat me up inside knowing how many people are going through this shit like this. Internet hugs and fist pounds for everyone.
>>710112227
Ew, spics.
>>710112227
Op here. I am a faggot.
Also thank you for caring.
>>710112310
>Ian McShane, an English actor, playing Al Swearengen, an English character
>Spic
What?
>>710112464
I mean he could pass as Machete's cousin
>>710112599
I'll grant you that. He is swarthy.
>>710110709
lost
>>710112664
>>710112599
random useless fact (like me), mcshane was in death race and trejo was in death race 2
>>710110536
I don't get it
>>710110709
fucking kek
>>710111266
Is everything ok?
/jk , i don't care
>>710113120
>>710113117
Kek
>>710110634
thats the best
>>710113272
>>710113120
Remember zyzz
>>710112884
its a pretty common thing for celebrities because of how fans work. Even things like YT can deal with it because fans from the internet dont really know or understand you, they love your content but dont know you.
Normal people can feel this too. The moment when you realize your family only cares about you because of legal or social ramifications, knowing that they only see you as a burden when they really see you for what you are
>>710110577
Holy fuck anon. That's perfect.
>>710113338
Forgot image because we're all faggots
>>710113400
Thanks that was actually explained well.
>>710113332
Damn you nearly had quads.
It feels nice to hear this at least once a year.
>>710113922
Is that the ghost of a depressed person who committed suicide?
>>710114003
no idea
>>710110669
I won't lie this actually kicked me in the feels a bit
>>710111592
Not same anon but most are just either really depressed but holding on that life might give them a "break" one day, or they're too much of a pussy.
i filmed my depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMOwc1H8pQ
The whole wheel could be red and I'd still spin that shit
>>710114115
Not that anon but if you re really depressed you re even too depressed to suicide. Most suicides happen when depression just lifts enough to make it possible. Spring for that matter is known as the time of year with the most suicides.
>>710114139
why is everyone so awkward
This fucking thread right now
>>710114318
Of course that nigger would
>>710114641
Pretty much me right now.
Bump
>>710114803
kek
>>710114419
Yeah personally if I'm going to do it (and I have a feeling I might do one day) it'll be when I'm not at my lowest, but when I can calmly look around and decide I've had enough. I also have a bitching suicide drug binge I'd want to go on first.
>>710114860
right in the feels mang
>>710114115
I stopped trying because I kept surviving and I haven't found a reliable way to die yet. :D
>>710112227
You're one of the good ones.
>>710113090
Holy fucking kek
>>710114115
>or they're too much of a pussy.
For reals, even wasted as fuck and at my very lowest I couldnt find the guts to cut deep enough. Now I just have faggy emo scars forever instead. Joy.
>>710112625
sounds like my current relationship. We live together. I feel fucked.
>>710114990
I agree with your train of thought. Also, I think I would find a quiet patch of land, call 911 and report my suicide, put down plastic sheeting and hang/shoot myself. Leave something in my will to those first responders.
I might put down the plastic sheeting before I call.
>>710115295
I mean at least get rid of the body and climb out of the holen for starters.
What's going on with your gf anon?
>>710114139
I liked this video.
>>710110536
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
>>710115117
I don't get this one.
Slit his wrists with a whisk?
>>710115298
No guns in my country (none legal anyway). Would have to go the hanging option I guess. Also I take very quick showers because I hate having to spend time taking care of this piece of shit body.
>>710115036
This sucker punched me in the feels.
>>710115040
Which ways have you tried? You don't have to answer if uncomfortable. Do you have a preferred method?
>>710115368
I think she's bipolar. Means, extreme mood shift. Gets suddenly pissed off by anything/everything. Those shift can happen anywhere, any time. Even in the most romantic moments.
>>710115617
That sucks. Is a clinical diagnosis/therapy an option?
>>710115425
I hope you find peace or a peaceful way out
>>710115617
Bi-polar mood shifts usually arent that sudden and can last for days or even longer. She may have BPD, which does have sudden mood changes.
>>710115820
Thanks, same to you brother.
>>710115872
The dank method is killing me. I should try the normie method.
>>710115994
Try it for awhile at least. Nothing to lose, can always go back to being dank after a few months.
>>710115890
>>710115890
okay well to ben honest as long as I'm not a doctor I dont care what this shit is called, yeah maybe it's borderline.
This shit is actually killing me. I'm supposed to be a boyfriend, not a med. She even gets violent. Hits herself and stuff sometimes.
Now every "balanced" girl turns me on. Help.
>>710115994
Never go full normie
>>710116193
She needs to see a doctor. As soon as fucking possible.
>>710115890
Bipolar anon here could be she is rapid cycling but yes gernerally the moodshifts are periods and not that sudden with bipolar
>>710115994
>>710116261
why not a mix from both
>>710115425
I feel you. Bit I'm at the point I don't take care of my shit body. I stopped caring about hygen when I realized I'll be alone till I die. Pretty much only shower when I can't stand my own stink. Enjoy sinking to my level.
>>710116345
asl?
>>710113807
that one is fucked up man
>>710116306
OR you need to make her agree to have sex with you whenever she feels angry. That will help things.
Angry sex is:
>Good
Feel better!
>Bad
Don't want to be angry anymore!
>>710116508
but its funny tho
>>710115298
that hit pretty close to home
thank god I'm just empty, not depressed, quite optimistic tbh
>>710116345
I try to keep my face clean at least and my hair short so I dont look too fucked up. But holy shit I have body acne that would turn a girl to stone if one even saw me naked.
>>710113272
It fucking isn't, wake the fuck up and live your life faggot
>>710116193
Maybe she is just a fucking bitch. Sometimes people change.
>>710116578
tfw you're not depressed but everybody at school thinks you are because you like suicidal memes
You all rely on what other people think about you but even they have their flaws and they are distracting themselves from them using yours.
>>710116839
#allmemesmatter
>>710116333
thats what i am doing, I am currently in hospital because of depression, and yet i come back to this shit, i evven started to make jokes about my problems there, people are starting to distance themselves from me
go full normie or go home, else you will end up feeling worse than you began with
>>710116913
>darkness talks like a black person
>>710116306
convinced her to do. she got her meds now; feels creepy as fuck
>>710116631
lol I think about it too, but I prefer thinking she's sick
>>710116520
lol depressive sex is really really bad... like fucking a dead body. seriously. so no thanks.
>>710116839
Underage get b&
>>710111093
Always hits me
>>710117003
kekles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITg4Ztt-IcA
Thread theme
>>710116913
kek
>>710117003
Look closely at the darkness, there is a black person standing there.
>>710116913
me IRL
>>710117007
>feels creepy as fuck
Why? What meds they put her on?
>>710117025
have a look at this
protip: VWO last year
>>710115468
I usually try prescription meds. A lot of that shit can help you just float away in your sleep. I tried a (full) bottle of Ambien and that shit fucked me up real good, but didn't kill me fast enough so parents found me and bla bla hospital shit. The most recent attempt was with a (full) bottle of some prescription blood pressure suppressant and a bunch of Seroquel. It didn't do shit. Like at all. Just woke up the next morning like normal. When I told my psychiatrist he was confused why that didn't kill me. I have an Adderall prescription that I've considered downing, but an OD on that would feel like a thousand years of hell. From my experience, I'm going to need some top-quality poisons to do the job, and I just can't get my hands on them. Guns and knives are too messy. I'm living with a 4-year old and I don't want him to see that shit.
>>710117386
I'm not gonna look at your fucking chart nigger.
>>710117265
idk but it's not this strong, since she's not been diagnosed yet.
feels creepy as fuck because she uses it for emotional blackmailing sometimes.
like "look how you made me, I'll have to take this now"
>>710115872
What the fuck is this crippling depression bull shit going around?
Also normal method. Just add drugs to it and it would be spot on.
>inb4 you use drugs to cover your problems!
>No I use drugs because I like them for different reasons. I have alot of problems like the rest of the world but rather then letting the problems stack up; I just do what I have to do and don't let the small things get to me.
>TR:0C
>>710117551
What is TR:0C?
>>710117386
ayy
>>710117695
Nervegas
>>710117802
Your drug of choice is nerve gas?
>>710117801
fucking shit life
>>710117892
yeah.
>>710111266
that lmao at the end. fucking lmao
>>710115911
>>710117969
You mean like nitrous oxide?
>>710117695
Bull Bating.
>>710117695
Don't listen to
>>710117802
>>710115946
i said that 5 years ago
>>710117892
My DOCs are amphetamines, benzos, alcohol, cocaine and nicotine.
>>710118258
>>710110709
Posted this to Normiebook recently... wasn't well recieved since one of my mates hung himself several years back...
>>710118647
He just wanted to be that plane
>>710118647
Kek
>>710115170
>I couldnt find the guts to cut deep enough
Cutting yourself is what you do when you want attention, not death. Because we all know there are many easier options, like popping pills or jumping off a building.
>>710119257
It was a spur of the moment thing. I wasnt planning on killing myself that day, something happened and I got fucked up and just started cutting away. I assure I do NOT want the attention this shit gets me.
>>710110536
I'm so fucking depressed I wanna die
I'm so scared I can't kill myself
At least I have my dick.
Whatever. Lel.
What is it with people and bragging about they're depression? Posting all this social media crap 'omg i'm so depressed lmao'
Some one depressed explain this to me, I don't get it
>>710115298
>I take long baths and showers
Well shit.
>>710119789
Fuk off
>>710119789
They're cries for help, but no one will reply XD
>>710119789
people not really depressed or more looking for attention. if they wont talk about it its because they are not depressed and just want the attention. Other people might not know how to reach out because society isnt good with handling mental illness, partially due to the former, and people feeling like any time someone gets a little help it hurts them
>>710112227
It blows my mind how many of my friends are doing poorly these days. 2016 has been a bad year for everyone.
>>710117265
>>710116631
Am I allowed to cheat ?
>>710113807
i do this to but for other reasons...
>>710120347
Are you 'allowed' to cheat on your mentally ill emotionally manipulative gf? I dunno kid you're gonna have to roll the dice on that one.
>>710117969
radical !
>>710111592
Not that guy but I fear death but also crave it so I can relate. It's a constant state of flux.
>>710118258
either you are dead now or your life rhythm goes backwards in time
Bojack sums up depression and life so fucking well it's incredible.
>>710117801
>retirement
>>710120618
getting older in a nutshell
I see a lot of the shit i used to find weird in my parents in myself these days. Once you get to that point in your life where you stop doing things for the first time
>>710110987
Kek
>>710120670
what
>>710120618
Bojack helps me feel a little less alone in my suffering.
Let's me know others have already been there.
But then I remember everything is still nearing unbearable
>>710120951
>retirement
>>710120431
thank you, my friend.
>>710121089
what
>>710120317
>. if they wont talk about it its because they are not depressed
I , for my part , wont talk about this because everyone has their own problems..
>>710121325
>retirement
thanks /b/, this is just the thread I needed. now it's time to hit the cigs hard.
>>710115770
That's me alright
>>710121467
what
>>710121660
>retirement
>>710113853
Chuckles
>>710111686
Fuck. ..
>When someone asks if you are ok
>you just stare at them blankly for what seems like minutes
>hours
>days
>weeks
>years
but only 10 seconds have passed
"y-yeah man"
>>710117490
>Guns and knives are too messy. I'm living with a 4-year old and I don't want him to see that shit.
Kek. Classic bullshitter's excuse. You've never really meant to kill yourself, you just like the attention it gets you.
Protip: go somewhere remote to shoot yourself. In fact, do it right now.
>>710121736
what
>>710121970
>retirement
>>710121995
what
>>710119789
>What is it with people and bragging about they're depression? Posting all this social media crap 'omg i'm so depressed lmao'
Because narcissism.
That's really what the internet is for nowadays.
>when you hear gunshots close by
>>710112625
Just climb on the body lmao
>>710122045
>retirement
>>710121382
i mean the ones that post they have problems then dont talk about it. they just want people to feel bad for them. i understand those who actually do talk to people and i understand those who dont say anything
>>710110656
Fuck man, that hit to close to home
>>710115298
I take long showers only because I maybe shower twice a week.
For anyone who really wants to kill themselves, give this website a look. Good resource on methods/chances of success/what could happen if you fuck it up.
http://lostallhope.com/
>>710112227
If everyone is like that, doesnt that make you a normie?
>>mental illness is not real
>>710115036
Man could go for a double decker right about now
>>710121836
This one resonates with me.
>>710122250
what
>>710122427
thanks.
>>710122314
only when i really have to leave the house here
still somehow manage to appear normal when i do
>>710111771
Goddamn it
>>710122546
>retirement
>>710122666
go away satan
>>710122282
Oh sorry yea get what you mean now.
Who here is actually diagnosed and getting treatment/on medication? At least try getting help guys.
>>710122724
>retirement
>>710115040
Confirmed woman.
Fun fact: Suicide is one of the leading causes of death in men, however, women have more suicide attempts.
That is because women are just attention seeking and their attempts are cries for help.
Men succeed because they realise that it is time to go and get on with it.
>>710122797
what
>>710122795
Me. Hit 3 mental hospitals a few years ago, got put on meds, been doing fine since then.
Still have some really bad days but I just ride it out. Honestly though, life just sucks, even when you are medicated.
>>710122889
>retirement
>>710112625
Reminds me of the song Wake by The Antlers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fpI2PPRAM4
>When your helicopter came and tried to lift me out,
>I put its rope around my neck.
>And after that you didn't bother with the airlift or the rescue
>- you knew just what to expect.
>tfw I only have one friend left who I really bother contacting
>Never bother calling my own mother, or sister, or any other family, even though they care about me
>No social media presence, haven't spoken to anyone from school in months
>Don't play vidya or practice drawing anymore
>Spend my days browsing porn and 4chan, desperately searching for arousal or interesting things to read
>Don't like talking with people anymore
>Try to be sociable with co-workers, able to feint normal-ness
>only thing I look forward to anymore is a new episode of this anime I'm watching
>Never leave the house except for food and work
It's probably nothing, right?
Shit. I need to make some changes.
>>710110669
>better version
>>710122920
What meds you on? Venlafaxine 150 mg here.
>>710122795
diagnosed 10 years ago.
tried tons of medication.
currently waiting for an appointment with my new therapist.
went to a few mental hospitals.
nothing working so far.
not gonna off myself cause i dont wanna cause problems to those around me.
>>710123133
>>710123064
225mg venlafaxin and 300mg quetiapine to sleep atm
>>710123064
I've been off them for a while, but I used to take 400mg Lithium and 50 (?) mg lexapro daily. Definitely helped take the edge off, but shit's expensive
>>710123133
You could always try pulling yourself together.
>>710122813
actually its because of socialization and genetics. women are told their problems matter and generally have friends made up around this, combined with the fact that female hormones make them more susceptible to emotional responses. More attempts but better support system
With men they are told to hold it in and not talk about in, translating into mens friendships. With hormones men are more likely to expirence things like anger so they are more likely to lash out. Also affects some all or nothing thinking leading to more suicides.
Men hold it in, women blow off steam. holding it in makes either gender more likely to succeed in suicide
>>710122314
Same here
Msybe three times if i actually leave my abode
>>710123046
Seems fine to me
I've lived like that for some years now, cant say i have depression.
>inb4 bait
>>710123528
Same, but I'm so fucking bored I might sodoku myself just to have something to do. What do you do all day?
>>710122795
I've got help and medication. I hate the way the medicine makes me feel, loopy and ditzy. I'd rather be not in complete control of my thoughts but able to think over spacing out and feeling light headed. I'm supposed to be going to talk therapy but I haven't gotten it scheduled yet
>>710123046
I was in the same situation, but I've managed to get help. Turns out I have a personality disorder (APD/OCPD) caused mainly by the fact that I was bullied at a young age. I strongly suggest seeking mental help and I'm sure you can and will get better.
>>710123046
How long have you lived like this? How long can you picture yourself living like this?
>>710123602
I like to think that i somehow believe that everyone has potential to live somewhat comfortable.
Thats why i go to bed, cause if that ends up being true, i might actually do something proactive someday.
>>710113807
I love you anon
>>710123690
>How long have you lived like this?
10 years
>>710123602
talking all day with my friends on a mongolian film discussion forum
>>710123602
Maybe start a drinking or drug habit as a hobby?
>>710119789
Because now we live in a time where mental health issues are at an all time high, and it's become more acceptable to be public and open about it, rather than sitting in your room alone not ever telling anyone.
>>710123029
That was beautiful
Thank you for introducing my ears to that sound
>>710123940
Why not both?
Jesus Christ, why are y'all still talking about killing yourselves? Just do like Shia LaBeouf said.
>pic related
>>710112884
I lost with this pic. Why did I lose with this?
>>710124152
That dog's the happiest fucker in this thread
This thread
>>710124273
>diagnosed with depression in 4th grade
>no help for it until I'm older
>brother is much bigger than me and beats me daily, leaving me bruised and sometimes bloodied
>jumped several times on the street
>have to fight for my life one day(not really something worth telling you folk about)
>at some point in my freshman year of high school cut myself to see what it's like to be in control
>go to see a therapist
>he tells me "cutting is an art form"
>my mom just beats the habit out of me since the therapist isn't helping
>get older, more jaded, discover drugs
>do cocaine before choir, smoke weed after class
>drink as often as I can
>drop coke, just smoke weed profusely and drink so it makes me more depressed, but I don't feel normal without substances
>graduate high school late because I fucked up my senior year
>date an sjw who became a "man"
>after leaving the sjw, spiral deeper into depression because of the sjw
>friend gets me into psychedelics and education
>happy for the first time in a very very long time
>get mugged and beaten on campus
>realize I gotta move out of this town
>move to Oregon from california with current girlfriend
>there's never any sun
>got a job at a gas station but fired because boss wanted his brother in law to work there instead
>trying to get into college again but past experiences have been fuckin with me when I'm at home
>psychologist said she's gonna hook me up with a talk therapist
>that was 3 months ago
>still no therapist
>>710111686
> walking down street
> smell hot dogs
> remember childhood
> fuck where did time go
> remember I am now grown up
> realize nobody can tell me not do eat delicious hot dogs
> realize I easily have enough money to buy hot dogs whenever I want
> eat some motherfucking hot dogs and ice cream for desert, then do other fun shit I wasn't allowed back then
I don't get depression.
>>710112227
Fuck off cunt I'll drop you.
Grow some ball, get a job and harden the fuck up.
>>710124358
Do you need to talk about it?
>>710115994
Not worth it.
6+ yrs into normiehood and shits aweful, infact, I dont even hide anything or have a mask at all. Doesnt fucking matter anyway all ppl are fucked in the head and arent hiding it.
>>710115170
No one over age eleven thinks that's a viable way to kill yourself faggot
>>710115617
Sounds more like the behaviour of a personality disorder, borderline or something. Look into it.
>>710123307
best depression humor in the whole thread.
>>710124592
Idk man. Every day I feel pretty empty. I think I find a passion and then as I'm doing it I realize it just feels like busy work. I feel like I should've died back in my old town, I shouldn't have fought back and I should've just laid there
But I also am no bitch so I keep trying
But in some public settings I feel panicked
I feel ready to fight for my life, to beat the shit out of the next person who tries me- except I'll just be at winco in line to get a pizza
I'm constantly gripping my knife to make sure I have something to protect me
I'm considering joining the army so I can be of use to my country and so I can hide behind a weapon
Plus there's a much heightened risk of death, so that's a plus
>>710124273
who cares
>>710124739
this. look up the differences.
anyone else blessed with the wonders of borderline?
>>710110577
No humor in this one. It's just an accurate infographic.
>>710124843
True. As if a depressive whiner would even think of pulling himself together.
>>710110577
Holy fuck, that's actually pretty accurate.
>>710116316
Rapid cycling still doesnt change on a dime. BPD is always called bipolar because normies
>>710124127
U can't kill what's already dead
>>710125029
meh, gonna let you bait me for a sec.
as you probably already know "pulling yourself together" doesn't work. which is one of the things that make mental illness pretty difficult.
now excuse me while i pull myself together for a while to get shit done.
>>710110746
lmao too true
Worthless faggot quiz
Last time you:
>cried
>ate a healthy meal
>slept for a reasonable amount of time
Do you:
>live with your parents
>own a car
>have a job
How often do you:
>drink to excess
>smoke pot
>think about killing yourself
>>710113117
>>710122470
Based
>>710113805
lose the neck fat
>>710110561
This is gonna sound autistic but that's literally me
>>710125069
where to cop
>>710114115
The only reason I'm still alive now is because somehow I found a girl who genuinely is in love with me and I couldn't off myself with her in my life. I'm pretty much just waiting for her to realize what a loser I am so I could end it. I love her too much to be able to do something like that to her
>>710125580
>last time i cried when my gf left me and i realised that the only person i thought who cared me, didnt care about me
>last time i ate healthy was back when i still lived with my mother about a year ago
>i havent slept a "reasonable" time in a long time, maybe for three years, always way too much (18 hours) or way too little (2 hours)
>i have lived alone for a year now
>i dont have money for a car
>i dont have a job
>i dont have money for drinking
>i dont do drugs
>i think about killing myself only about three times a week
only reason i still go on is vidya and my new piano
>>710110854
This
>>710122889
HE'S SAYING YOU'RE IMPLYING RETIREMENT WITH YOUR IMAGE LIKE YOU'LL EVEN GET THAT FAR WITHOUT DYING FIRST FUCK LURK MOAR FAGGOT
>>710125580
>couple months?
>last night
>years
>no
>no
>yes
>couple times a week
>nearly every day
>^
Should I be concerned
>>710122088
this isn't a murrica thread
>>710125887
Fuuuck, man. I feel that immensely.
>>710125889
How are you living alone with no job? Government?
>>710125580
> cried
Four months ago, when gf of 5 years broke up.
> ate healthy
Selfmade last Thursday, otherwise last Sunday (mom cooked when I visited).
> slept
9 hours last night, rarely sleep less than 7 hours.
> live with your parents
No.
> own a car
Motorbike yes, car is too expensive at the moment.
> job
Getting engineering master's degree, working in software engineering at research institute to pay the bills.
> drink
Define excess. I'm drunk maybe every two months when my sister is having a get-together with friends and family.
> smoke pot
Degenerate. Never.
> killing yourself
When it looks like I might not be able to pay my bills (so maybe twice a year) but then I remember that life is good regardless and I have enough non-jewish family to borrow money from should I need it.
>>710118647
>>710118808
>>710118948
You're all autists.
>>710125580
>maybe a month ago?
>two days
>5 years ago
>no
>no
>as of two weeks ago, no
>As often as I can
>as often as I can
>several times a day
>>710123064
oh i have bad side effects from venlafaxine, and am currently reducing my dose.
Will go on lithium or lemo and some new, non-ssnri anti-depressant soon, cause the bpd is getting worse. Currently in a hospital
>>710126020
yea, i study so i get extra money from government
>"""study"""
>>710115872
whynotboth.jpg
>>710124558
>>710126044
>> smoke pot
>Degenerate. Never.
I begin to see why you're so depressed.
Try chilling, dude.
>>710126173
Like the ER? They gonna ship you off to a treatment center?
>>710125580
Last time you:
>cried
20 minutes ago because i can't do anything right
>ate a healthy meal
is hospital food healthy? yesterday i guess
>slept for a reasonable amount of time
last night
Do you:
>live with your parents
yes
>own a car
no
>have a job
no
How often do you:
>drink to excess
never
>smoke pot
sometimes, only when i'm feeling good
>think about killing yourself
couple times everyday, but too pussy to do it
>>710124430
Congratulations, you're not depressed.
>>710126430
Feels good man.
I used to be. The pull yourself together meme is true btw
>>710125286
>as you probably already know "pulling yourself together" doesn't work
Au contraire, it's the only thing that works.
The only cure for depression is a head-adjustment by the patient. It may be difficult, but it's the only thing that's going to work in the long run. Otherwise it's a lifetime of suffering and medication, with options for suicide.
Yes, I am speaking from personal experience here.
>>710126280
I used to get extra money for studying. Turns out it's also extra debt.
>>710126384
it's a treatment unit within a university hospital, i will be here for another 4 weeks. They do bipolar and bpd studies, threatments and so on...
honestly it has never been this bad, i'll most like discontinue the antidepressants
>>710126500
>>710126522
Dubdubs confirm, another attempted-suicide fag here. Been doing okay for a while, just had to get my shit straight
>>710126500
Mah nigga.
>>710113338
Oh I member.
>>710125580
>teared up when David bowie died. Before that 10 years
>This is the one thing i do somewhat, homemade frozen meals
>6 hours each night but i wake up fully like 15 times a night
>Live with my GF i am dependent on,
>cant even drive. PTSD
>Nupe, leave house every few weeks
>Too many alcoholics in my family for me to ever drink too much
>Way to much
>daily like background radiation. will sometimes say it without even thinking
>>710125580
>cried
Been a while, pretty dead inside
>ate a healthy meal
I don't, like ever
>slept for a reasonable amount of time
couple years?
>live with your parents
No
>own a car
4 actually
>have a job
Yes, System Admin
>drink to excess
Couple times a week
>smoke pot
Makes me sick and paranoid
>think about killing yourself
every few days, I have guns so it would be easy (always seems like when you watch a bad movie or play a game, is it better to not play? or not have anything?)
>>710125213
Truth
>>710126665
member Chewbacca?
>>710117524
Jesus Christ. Find a way to get out. The only thing that relationship will do is tear you down. She needs major work before a relationship will ever be good for her.
>>710126044
Dubs
Felt the same about weed, don't knock till you tried it (Tried it and didn't care for it, but still)
Engineering could be good money, it does help, trust me.
>>710125580
>I haven't cried in a while
>I've never done that
>Can't remember
>Yes
>No
>No
>When I can afford it
>Everyday
>A couple of times daily
>>710126715
A doctor would tell you to ditch the guns, especially if you do shit like put them to your head to "practice."
Thinking about killing yourself and practicing the steps up to the actual thing actually makes you more likely to be able to go through with it.
>>710115298
Interesting, I take about an hour in the shower and multiple showers a day.
>>710126670
> cant even drive. PTSD
Story pls, I want someone to laugh at for being a shit driver and a pussy.
> get into motorcycle accident
> be dumbshit and run into side of a truck
> lucky, bounce off tire instead of getting pulled under the wheels
> could have died
> wait 4 weeks for bruises and fractures to heal
> buy new bike
> immediately go on 2000 km trip to meet up with other /o/tists
>>710126837
Nah, I've been around plenty of stoners and I don't intend to ever try it. Alcohol is fine for me. If I ever get paralyzed in another crash I'll ask to get pumped full of heroin and get offed.
>>710125580
Last time you:
>cried
last week because my grandpa died, before that i havent cried since i was like 14 or something
>ate a healthy meal
today I made salmon
>slept for a reasonable amount of time
a few weeks ago
Do you:
>live with your parents
No, I live alone
>own a car
Have a shitty 125cc bike
>have a job
no, I'm a student thats probably gonna drop out soon
How often do you:
>drink to excess
never
>smoke pot
rarely, moved to a knew town this summer and don't know anybody or how to get it
>think about killing yourself
every day and night fampai
