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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710090419
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>710108069
No, I'm at school now
>>710107936
We haven't even started yet, but now that I got some help, I'm starting to really get excited!
>>710108026
They're pretty funny if you can stomach a bit of bad humor here and there.
And I have 2 portable chargers I take with me if I feel I'm gunna be out for a while and my phone might die.
>>710108069
LeLouche. I gain a type of mind control. It's gunna be very fun.
cut me yuno please
カラミチーマス
Hungry as FUCK but too early to make anything
>>710108244
Level 9. But you can make people do what you want with less spell levels and less effort.
>>710108244
Your think you can compare to emperor LeLouch?
>>710107936
That's certainly good news then, what held you off from the others so long though?
>>710108026
Well some people don't like Pumpkin or Pie.
QOTT: If you could choose how to die, how would you want to die?
A Hero's death?
Lonely at your deathbed?
Dying while protecting someone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df9F4Vb6iQs
>>710108244
Knew it. Have fun
>>710108572
Nothing, I did play them, but I never had a PS2. I got it only two years ago and I still don't have a PS3
>>710108572
Pumpkin pie is great. So are pumpkin bars.
And you don't like pie? Seriously?
But anyways, good morning wonderful.
>>710108244
I bought a portable charger before. It doesn't work sometimes. I don't know what happened to it.
What was the name of that british auto show thing? Top gear?
>>710108572
Please tell me you like pumpkin pie, please tell me that!
>>710108677
Hero's death. Blaze of glory.
![Syndra [358].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aX2rKqO.jpg "Syndra [358].jpg")
>>710108226
Alright then.
Many classes today?
>>710108244
That sounds interesting.
Whats after that?
>>710108677
It's a tough choice between a lonely death and a hero's sacrifice.
>>710108414
9. Gotcha.
>>710108420
Nope, I'm a simple Idol, whatever are you on about?
>>710108677
Too many ways sound good, to be honest.
>>710108767
Odd, probably a cheap brand.
Ya, Top Gear. Fucking Stig.
>>710108910
Now I just refine my backstory, which changed a bit due to bard now, but not too much. And I can do that while the DM is setting up the world and such.
>>710108677
I'd probably choose the cliché answer.
To die protecting the one i love.
Early morning claim
>>710108677
Really? that's a shame, wait so you're saying you got a PS2 recently?
>>710108750
Good morning, Shiro! how are you?
And i'm picky with sweets, i tend to only like cold stuff like Ice Cream bars or something like that, but i like chocolate but so does everybody.
>>710108767
Sorry to say no, see my last line to Shiro's post.
>>710108910
Just two today. First one starts in a half hour
>>710109005
Don't fugg with LeLouch
>>710108677
I'd want to die fighting in the revolution for freedom
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=01IaKb6DmTw
>>710109005
I remember watching top gear with me da when I was a wee lad. Twas fun times and simple times with the old man.
It wasn't a cheap brand though, it cost me almost 30 bucks.
>>710109244
Wew Nui, what is wrong with you! You're like a child! Like pumpkin dammit!
>>710109244
Oh, I'm doing pretty decent myself. Had a really great night last night with family. Watched my little cousins trick or treat. Sounds boring, but definitely one of the best nights I've had in a long time.
Understandable. As long as you like Cookies and Cream ice cream.
>>710109344
Can I fug with you instead. :^)
>>710109595
They reviewed some really interesting cars. The one I remember watching was a car that had a Merlin engine in it.
>$30
Fuckin hell Nonon, you live right near me. Go to Walmart, get a small Pocket Juice brand one, and you're good. I've got one that's still going strong after a year.
>>710109846
No, am school
>>710109595
Wouldn't kids not be picky with stuff like that though?
>>710109622
Ah, well that's nice, glad you had a lot of fun!
And it depends on the cookies.
>>710108785
Much pew pew huh?
>>710108923
Understandable, I'd go with a hero's sacrifice
>>710109005
I agree. Even the kamikaze one does sound fun
>>710109109
That's not bad. It's still something everyone would wish they could do
>>710109244
Yeah, two-three years ago I got my first PS2
Always wanted one, so I'm quite happy with it
>>710109378
Freedom is another nice reason. You don't think you're free enough?
>>710110090
Oh you have no idea
Sophia claimed from groundless
![Syndra [359].png](https://i.imgur.com/BSRDqIv.png "Syndra [359].png")
>>710109005
That shouldnt take too long, what are some of the changes?
>>710110003
You just said that you have time before class starts.
>>710110090
In which way would you go specifically?
>>710110090
We aren't, but not so far that we need a revolution, sadly.
>>710110090
Ah, that's good to hear, what games do you have on it and which ones do you like most?
>>710109846
A merlin engine, what the hell? Why would someone do that? Did they just buy a spitfire?
I know, I know. I thought it was a good brand and all. The case was metal too and very solid.
>gives makoto a long kiss
Remember, no fap November!
>>710110074
Hmm, I've seen kids be very picky with their food and some just eat anything. So I guess it can go both ways. But this is tragic that you don't like pumpkin pie. Do you like pumpkin soup then?
>gives Nui a goodnight kiss
Isn't halloween over for everyone?
can we just get rid of this horrible colour scheme?
>>710110003
There's no better time then. :^)
>>710110090
One of the more recent ways I've thought about going was going out in a high speed chase through traffic. But it'd take some skill not to wreck into someone else. Maybe a cliff somewhere.
>>710110388
Namely just taking out the whole pond deal. No reason for me to need to explain where my random wild magic came from anymore, so it'll seem less like such a random event thrown in.
>>710110568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxMxFE37Sxw
Here's the whole Top Gear segment on it.
It looks like something straight out of an old anime.
Metal isn't always better!
Night Nonon!
>Already failed that 3 hours ago
>>710110568
Sorry to say no to that as well, pumpkin soup isn't really my thing either.
>>710110074
Well, I should be leaving to school now. Have a great day.
>>710111106
Alright, see ya, Shiro! have a good day.
>>710110694
hug me yuno
early morning shino,
this is why i don't go to bed at midnight.
>>710112303
Hello sachi
>>710112413
shut your up
>>710112456
That's not Sachii though.
>>710112456
nice feet
>>710112552
Machii?
>>710112564
I am not sachi you dip
>>710112564
That's pretty cute tbh.
>>710112595
Who?
Im sachi now
UHHHHH CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
>>710112638
Literally who
>>710112631
Tamagotchi?
Megumeme claimed
>>710112757
Hitogotchi?
Threads dead again.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
![Syndra [158].png](https://i.imgur.com/IhXjdVz.png "Syndra [158].png")
>>710113336
Roll for nothing
![Syndra [206].png](https://i.imgur.com/2EQAnMd.png "Syndra [206].png")
>>710113380
Reroll
>>710112833
Hirohito?
>>710112704
I'm the Laura anon who's about to leave for work.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>710113411
And back to being dead
>>710113336
FUCKING 7
>>710113411
Party pooper.
>>710113414
Hiroyuki?
>>710113336
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID GAME YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO PUSSY TO ACTUALLY DRINK ANY
damn, background is gone
![Syndra [11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ciBj8EK.jpg "Syndra [11].jpg")
>>710113625
>>710113695
>>710113543
hold me sachi
https://youtu.be/uAsV5-Hv-7U
>>710110182
Nope, I don't
>>710110394
I don't know to be honest
>>710110420
Viva la Fra- err merica!
>>710110528
I don't have many games on it. Only
>FF 12
>Valkyria Profile 2
>Suikoden V
>>710110744
That sounds like a fun way to end oneself
>>710113854
"Choke on a dick, Tats" - Chen
>>710108677
>>710113872
Alles gut soweit
Warum bist du denn schon wieder online?
>>710113945
Was geht, fam
>>710113872
I'd fucking go on a murder spree or something.
>>710114065
Arbeit
Neues Megumeme oder eine von den alten?
>>710114501
Die zersetzende.
>>710114501
Einer der alten
>>710113945
Oh, weil mir langweilig ist, wegen nichts anderem
>>710114433
Like I said, a fun way to off oneself, although not a nice one
>>710114589
Was bringt dich zurück?
>>710114704
Wenns weiter nichts ist, weitermachen
>>710113854
Why is your timezone so terrible.
>>710108142
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
What do I watch now?
Help.
Bump.
It's Mexican Halloween :o
>>710115105
Sir yes Sir
>>710115721
The Grudge
>>710117300
I hold a grudge against that movie.
Also nah.
>>710117481
Then I don't know. I don't know any good horror/halloween movies
>>710117580
That's my purse, I don't know you.
>>710115721
Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood
>>710118496
I did not want to see that.
Too late.
>Get more exercise
>Wake up earlier
I thought this was just made up by normies.
>>710119316
exercise leads to instant death syndrome
>>710119316
when do you exercise?
I used to run at like 3-4am but it's getting too cold
>>710119501
>when do you exercise?
I don't, It's just from walking on Halloween.
>>710119397
You :3
>>710119574
that's not much exercise :o
maybe the candy helped
>>710119952
It is for me, I fucking broke my back.
I only had one piece of candy that my niece shared with me.
>>710119952
>reddit spacing
>>710120156
Fight me
Cunt
>>710120066
what kind was it? :o
>>710120156
I don't use Reddit
is it even relevant anymore?
>>710120254
Whopper.
>>710120244
>>710120156
you're both schmucks
>>710120244
>>710120361
sodomites
>>710120361
Thanks i suck at shit
>>710120415
Can i have one too?
>>710120469
sodomite
>>710120499
yeah a sodomite, i want one too
Sounds delicious
Best type moon claimed.
>>710115564
You have the terrible timezone, also go to sleep.
>>710120610
it's 7am
>>710120597
sodomite
>>710120666
Thanks stan
Hana Clamed
Rooty rooty point and shooty, here for duty
>>710121327
Get out of here stalker.
>>710121390
Nyet, pedik.
>>710121520
sooker blat
F
>>710122679
>9th
Looking forward to it.
i slept 3 hours longer than i wanted
>>710122903
You'll have to look forward for her 10th now.
>>710123193
More sleep is good sleep
>>710124301
Nice feet
>>710124301
250px-Sachi.png
>>710123557
not in the middle of the day
when i got a shit ton of books to summarise
ugh guess i wont sleep early tonight
>>710124542
elitism - 1450.jpg
>>710124855
Why can't you keep a consistent sleep schedule?
>>710124855
Been a while since I received a compliment, thanks.
>>710108677
Good ending: I want to OD on heroine after being told that my life is about to run out due to natural causes.
Bad ending: Nearest tall building.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>710126040
what if
you put the meat on the bread?
>>710126305
>
>>710126305
Pretty common thing to do here.
>>710126418
this doesn't answer my question
>>710126486
well yeah they do some weird shit in Peru
>>710126567
Does this help?
>>710126567
You live closer than I do to that you dingus.
Holy fuck, busy morning
>>710125304
because i touch myself at night
but seriously i have no clue
i just collapse at random moments
>>710125371
no problem bb
>>710126803
well meat on bread is "normal" for homura but not me :/
>>710126935
I swear those countries are neighbors
they both start with P
>>710127223
y
>>710127330
Classes were very busy with work. Had an assessment in programming and then I was getting help with creating footprints for my circuit board layout in the next class.
4 hours flew by
Meat on bread is called an open faced sandwich here
>>710127321
Every waifu poster has sleeping problems, that's a fact.
>>710127330
I mean, burgers are meat in bread.
>>710127321
Heyy
>>710127330
Oh k
>>710127503
Hey Alice c:
>>710127503
no
y r u so cute?
>>710127568
bobble head
>>710127631
what am I even looking at here?
>>710127654
why do you hurt me like this?
>>710127568
Not me, I'm a super healthy sleeper. Just ask anyone here
>>710127631
He said on, not in
>>710127654
Hello.
>this picture confused me, who dis
>>710127701
Because she a cute ofc
Konata a cute too
>yes
>>710127568
its just annoying to combine it with school
and games
mostly games but still
>>710127654
hey qt
how have you been?
>>710127840
>>710127701
That was a "bifana", just grilled pork with mustard in bread.
>>710127840
>on/in
I will keep forgetting that these words aren't the same until the rest of my life.
>>710128070
jesus christ homura
just eat a hamburger like a normal person
>>710108572
>>710109244
>>710110074
>>710110528
>>710111177
Nui's mine actually.
>>710128165
No.
>I swear those countries are neighbors
>they both start with P
Ever had a trip to Antarctica?
>>710127912
Just don't forget your priorities, games are much more important than school.
>>710127840
I wish there was some way to track statistics of your life, I'm curious on how many hours have you spent sleeping in your entire life and compare that with the average of a person of your age.
>>710128469
that's a continent ya dingus
and america starts with a U
>>710128623
I like to keep track of how many times I've fapped to each waifu :o
>>710128070
That looks delicious. Maybe a bit less of the stuff on top.
I love open faced turkey sandwiches. The bread gets soggy though which I don't like so much
>>710128623
I get about 6 hours a night (sometimes less) for the past 10 years or so, wouldn't be too hard to try to calculate
Weekends I try to do more though
>>710128410
Wasn't expecting a sudden (You) for a post i made 4 hours ago.
But i'd have to disagree and state that you lie as always.
But may i ask what you did for Halloween?
>>710129015
>>710128410
can you guys have a lewd off and winner gets nui :o
>>710128680
You got me.
>>710128863
>Maybe a bit less of the stuff on top.
If you want to eat real meme francesinhas you gotta shove everything eatable that you can find in it.
I love soggy bread, but here we dip bread in all kinds of sauces.
>>710128623
Too bad i can't provide my basic needs
PC is broken
pretty much forced to do school work
>>710128680
name a number for each waifu here?
>>710128680
>I like to keep track of how many times I've fapped to each waifu :o
I'm interested in this data, mind sharing it?
>>710128863
>Weekends I try to do more though
Wait, does this mean you sleep more or less?
>>710129340
I don't think I'd be able to live without a PC anymore, for how long have you been like this?
>>710129319
looks like a penis but I'm hungry for yous v_v
>>710129380
at least 200 for mikura
>>710129514
no specifics but some waifu are more popular than others
>>710127701
I love u
>>710127912
Pretty good trying to get scooped and go to a friends today
Hbu
>>710128062
Hey c:
>>710127840
Luluco
>>710128410
Ohshit
>>710129319
What is a francesihna exactly? Clearly bread with stuff on top, but I'd it just whatever you have?
>>710129514
The idea is to sleep more. Rarely happens though
>>710129229
There are many ways to say no but that still wouldn't be enough.
But i know you're just jesting, cute.
>>710128062
YUUKI!
Trashman!
>>710129071
Hi
>>710129636
Hey cutie!!
>>710129741
What's up Illya!
>>710129514
i send it to the repair shop 2 weeks ago
i believe it died a few days before though so i'd 17 days
I'm gaming on my 3ds lately though but it just isnt the same
>>710129636
>scooped
I'm unsure what this means
im trying to read this school shit but i cant seem to concentrate today
earlier today i fell asleep when doing it
>>710129821
Wats up blood
>>710129596
>I'm hungry for yous
Same.
>>710129677
The basic is steak, ham, cheese and a unique sauce with beer, tomato, margarine and wine.
After that you can add whatever the fuck you want but the most common extra is an egg.
Here's a bread recipe that won't get soggy.
>>710129921
Hello
>>710129984
you a portuguese fag?
>>710129921
Heya u.. u a cute too. :3
Just chilling hbu?
>>710129940
Scooped = Get picked up haha
That stinks other than that how are you? C:
Endo Kanna, my waifu
>>710130109
oh hah i learn something new everyday, what are you gonna do with your friends?
im actually doing pretty good, had a fun weekend and i actually think i might do well on my upcomming tests.
yourself?
>>710130109
Just listening to some music and doing homework.
>>710130024
Howdy
>>710129940
Still better than nothing I guess, what have you been playing?
Any idea what killed the computer?
>>710129677
What about your own waifu?
>>710130172
cute
>>710129734
I know you're just a cutie ;-;
>>710129636
I love you too ^-^
>>710129984
looks tasty
>>710130247
Heya
>>710130087
Talvez.
>>710130313
I thought your spic instincts would help you appreciate chorizo.
>>710130367
Kon'nichiwa
>>710129229
sure famalam
>>710130428
eggs and chorizo is pretty common for breakfast here
>>710130477
:D
>>710130435
Bonjour
>>710130587
>eggs and chorizo
>breakfast
Why can't you be normal and eat toast or cereal?
>>710130428
és de de lx?
>>710130613
Hola
>>710130237
Wow wat a cute. I hope you do well on ur tests too friend! I think she wants to do acid and make the beast with two backs but idk prly not both at the same time lol.
>>710130247
Sounds like an A+ student! I'm just eating some ramen ATM.
>>710130313
^-^
>>710130276
I bought the new Fire Emblem, i probably would have died of boredom if didnt
It is actually really fun but hard as fuck so i cant have hour long game session without having a ragequit
yea the hard drive is broken, no idea how that happened but im pretty sure thats the case since the disc usage was 100% all the time and system was on top of usages.
also after a while it just wouldnt start and gave me an error message something was wrong with my hard disc
>>710130024
Goodbye Randy now fuck off (not the object of your reply)
>>710129636
Oh, hello luluco. I didn't recognize you in a space suit
>>710129984
>>710129984
It sounds pretty good. I didn't realise that was an egg on top, I thought it was cheese lmao
>>710130276
What do you mean? Do I sleep more or less than Alice?
I'm not sure Alice actually needs to sleep, but I probably sleep less than her if she does
>>710130734
I wish...what flavor of ramen?
>>710130711
you white people be trippin'
>>710130734
I'm with her...
>>710130587
glad to help :D
>>710130840
That was a wrong link, sorry. I meant to ask >>710130587 how often he fapped to her waifu.
>>710130751
>disc usage was 100% all the time
Were you using win10? There is a glitch where disc usage will jump to 100% for no reason.
>It is actually really fun but hard as fuck so i cant have hour long game session without having a ragequit
That's a good thing too, means that you will have something to play for a long time.
>>710130729
Ciau
>>710130830
No u
>>710129015
No lies here.
Some shit with friends for it Saturday night. But most of night itself with just Nui. Some fun things in costume.
>>710129229
No.
>>710130477
>>710130980
This isn't me and I do not approve of this.
