69 decides what i do with my new toy
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
69 decides what i do with my new toy
Fucking kill yourself.
>>710110908
kill yourself with it.
>>710110908
Pull it at a cop
shoot that little toy car in the back
>>710110908
GO PISTOL WHIP YOUR NEIGHBORS CAT
>>710110908
press the barrel against your dickhole and pull the trigger multiple times.
Post results.
>>710110961
>>710111042
There are two types of people on this site... no in between
>>710111111
god teir Checked
Up the pooper it goes
>>710110908
in the pooper
>>710111111
Lets do it!
>>710111111
gr8 m8
>>710111111
Roll
>>710111111
holy fuck
>>710110908
Store it safely in a gun safe, and lock it.
>>710111111
Roll
Pooper mate, in it goes
>>710110908
Take it back to the Toys R Us you took it from, cuck.
Pooper
>>710110908
Defecate on it, post pic with time stamp.
Put your dick on the table and bash it with the grip really hard 5 times... I expect results.
Enter a police station, and yell Allahu akbar.
In Pooper
shoot your hand
>>710111111
nice
How far can you shove that thing down your throat with the safety off? Lets find out
Pooper
>>710111111
>inb4 it doesn't count
You can't ignore sexts OP
Murder your neighbors
>>710110908
take it apart and throw all the small pieces into a dumpster so you can never find all of them and will always have an incomplete gun
In pooper it goes
>>710111398
Shoot up your town
>>710111111
Put in ass
Pooper!
>>710111111
rolling for this guy just because of the 1's
>>710111450
Do it!
>>710111450
Oh yeah nigga
shove it up your anal cavity
>>710111450
You can do it. We believe in you OP
>>710111450
JUST DO IT! SHOOT YOUR DICK OFF
>>710110908
put the gun away and stop this foolishness
>>710111450
Op will be king of /b/ for day!
shoot a full mag at your neighbour's door
Shoot your taint. Like between your balls and your asshole
>>710111569
Faggot
If you do it.. you are my fucking hero and I will frame a picture of your dick and bring it to work daily. Proudly telling this story.
>>710111569
Winrar
>>710111569
hey /b/, raid to kill him?
>>710111450
This will be a GREAT THREAD
>>710111450
vid it, when you shoot. gl op
>>710111569
Buzz kill
>>710111569
ok ill put it away.
>>710111569
Winrar OP better fucking deliver the rules be the rules
>>710111647
Shot your cock
>>710111647
>inb4 stands up and shoots his balls off
>>710111647
Put ammo in gun, pull trigger
deliver you fucking cunt
>>710111111
OOHH SHITTT
>>710111688
i did deliver
>>710111647
Totally ruined it op.
Everbody go home, he pussed out.
>>710111569
your >69 aint shit against that sexts >>710111111
>>710111688
he did look at mein winrar
>>710111685
Roll
>>710111647
dismantle the gun and eat all the small pieces and put the rest in pooper
>>710111711
7's coming in
>>710111685
Roll for interest
Go to a shop and rob it screaming "Give me all the sharpies, I need them all to be in my pooper"
fuck it shove the gun up your ass and make a video of it.
up your butt
in the pooper it goes!
shove your dick in the barrel
Shoot balls off OP
∆
∆∆
trips i shoot these three.
for every dubs ill shove 1 round up the pooper
>>710110908
Shoot your monitor
>>710111819
Roll
>>710111724
roll for this
stream while you cum on the gun
>>710111819
Rollerino
>>710110908
Remove the B keycap of your keyboard and shoot it
>>710111844
winrar, one in pooper
shoot your fridge
Fine.. I'll give you another chance. Shove the barrel in your ass.
You don't have to shoot.
kys
>>710111866
2 in pooper
>>710111878
This
shoot your right hand
>>710111866
Another one in pooper
>>710111829
promise to think of me
>>710111900
all 3 in pooper
>>710111844
now we wait
>>>>>>>do it
shoot your earlobe off
>>710111922
Another one
>>710111889
Faggot
>>710111829
Rolling
>>710111929
3 rounds in my dirty hairy asshole cumming right up
shoot the closest 3 electronics
>>710111892
roll
this gun' be legendary
>>710111111
he is...the one
>>710111844
>>710111866
>>710111900
>>710111922
do it faggot!
Four bullets in pooper so far
fake ass gun anyway
dont shoot anything but shove all 3 rounds up your ass
>>710111829
i told you to put the gun away and stop with this foolishness
Shot ur dick + pc
Shoot dick
throw the gun away
have a tea party with your weapon.
>>710112042
shut the hell up
>>710111999
WINRAR
>>710112061
Roll
>>710111999
I do believe there's some shooting to be done
>>710112042
Go home shitdick, you ruined everything.
>>710111999
Winrar trips. Must shoot balls
open the window and start shooting randomly
>>710112086
this is going to be the high of my life
all three in there couldnt fit all three at the opening
>>710111111
Finally got some sex
>>710110908
Wow! Still no 69 GET?!!! OK, take it with you to a polling station and vote for the candidate of your choice. If you've already voted, vote again!
>>710112115
Same here
go outside and kill every fucker you see.
leave no survivors whatsoever empty every last fucking round and wipe the scurge that is humanity off the face of the earth one person at a time
Come on 69.
Shove it up yer mum's cooch
>>710112129
How does it feel losing your anal v-tag to bullets and a pistol?
>>710112129
now load them in gun and shoot asshole
>>710112151
reroll
>>710111111
Witnessed
>>710112165
sort of sharp and metalic
>>710112129
better quality possible or nah?
>>710112129
now load them in gun and shoot asshole :)
>>710111999
Dub trips, do it
>>710112086
>>710112129
You must shoot balls
>>710112169
WINNER!
DO IT, FAGGOT!
>>710112129
> op delivers disgusting hairy asshole with 3 bullets in there.
Now its time to really deliver.. shoot your balls.
>>710112129
finger in pooper?
>>710112208
i cant get a good photo if im the one taking it
put in the trashcan
>>710112238
hmm alright.. then shoot your balls now
>>710112151
Kill yourself, edgy faggot.
so whats up. gonna blow your dick off or not?
Shoot monitor.
>>710112292
He's confirmed for being a summer fag
>>710112292
you first
i promise I will right after you
shoot your toilet
ask pepe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxZLV5pVxhw&index=4&list=PLfxaJIr8tp9pZU8FXwqwr3bMOMV1lDB69
There's a higher power that wants to remove your ability to breed.
Like i said boys. Dubs decides what i do with my new "toy" it cannot fire live ammunition. lel click baited
>>710112151
>2edgy. u a fagot
>>710112339
Kys with your gradeschool pencil sharpener.
>>710111111
Witnessed
>>710112447
well, you put it in your ass so I don't faggot
>>710111111
no one cares what you said
checking inbound
>>710112447
Okay.. I'll admit, you got us good. Well played op.
You're still a faggot.
>>710112447
Dubs?
How about sixts
>>710111111
>>710112597
still doesn't change the outcome newfag
Very well played OP
Okay so why Theresa gun thread here I have to ask.
How often can I gun like this fire without the trigger being pulled but it's loaded with the safety off.
Like if you dropped it could it fire?
If you smacked someone on the head with it hard enough could it fire.
If you shoved it down someone's throat loaded and safety off what are the chances it would actually fire without the trigger being pulled?
>>710112845
people here are gun experts they just want to see someone shoot their dick off
>>710110908
Are you talking about that gun-like object, or the MLG doritos keyboard?
>>710112918
You're a bit late to the party fag
>>710112899
Okay but just in general any hand gun loaded and safety off can it just fire accidentally without the trigger being pulled for any reason whatsoever
>>710113000
nice trips.
if it is faulty then it may but Glocks and other high quality brands will not fire unless the trigger is pulled
>>710113048
What if the gun is like dropped? Or hit against a hard object? Can that cause it to fire
>>710110908
shoot your dick off
>>710112211
Dubs demand it
Thread is dead. Op was a faggot.
>>710112344
Winner
>>710111450
Nice water gun OP
>>710112447
No shit, the ammo is clearly not center fire and glocks never have some retarded little switch on the side
Shove it in your cornhole then suck it clean, ballbag
>>710112845
No, most guns today are drop safe. So any blunt force wont set the gun off unless it depresses the trigger.
>>710110908
whip it out against some black dude, dont shoot tho just show him whos da man
>>710111111
Fucking check'd
>>710111829
Let's Fucking go dio cane
>>710112129
When they say OP isn't a faggot look for this post
>>710110908
op here, yes i am a faggot irl so ill agree with you all on that one lel its not a water gun its just some toy i found at the dollar store. i sure fooled alot of people :P u mad bruh?
>>710116061
Put the handle in your spread asshole.
which one is the toy the keyboard or the fake gun?
>>710116977
His mom
