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Senior quote due tomorrow, will deliver trips that won't get me expelled.
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>>710101837
The word 'teapot' 17 times
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Today I learned in boating school DEUS VULT
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>>710101837
Pull the trigger on every nigger
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>>710101837
Ravioli Ravioli give me the fomuoli
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Firmly grasp it
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>>710101837
Hitler had the right idea.
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Hi cumming I'm dad
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>>710101837
I had a penis reduction done.
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Where all the white women at?
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>>710101837
right in the pussy, fuck her.
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I just came out of the closet
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>>710101837
911 was an inside joke
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>>710101837
legalize ranch
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>>710101837
I voted for hillary.
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MLG 420 LIT AF FAM HELLA DOPE
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>>710101837
it will read "short and thin"
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Ever taste your own nut?
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>>710101837
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger because JC is mein negro
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Share the load.
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poop
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>>710101837
Fitness gram pacer test
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broken dreams and dead memes
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Damn those some fresh timbs b
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Cyka blyat
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Bureaucracy is the price we pay for impartiality - Josef Stalin
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Actually, anime isn't trash
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they don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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"I'll never forget when you pressed up against me in the boys room"
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He who controls the children, controls the future - my nigga Adolf
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its pronounced hen-tai
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>>710102655
Roll
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Jihad is the only path to freedom
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Social security won't exist by the time I've completed my college degree.
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Wake me up when September ends.
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>>710102742

Rollol
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Hear me roar
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bush was in the plans
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im gay
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"Let it go." -Elsa
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>>710102752
Roll
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"The risk I took was calculated, but boy, am I bad at math."
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Happy Halloween
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Make America great again
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i never saw tits
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"swizzy swap flippy flap" or "get off my lawn"
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a
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This is my swamp.
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"I never have do sex D:"
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The only privilege I need is white
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fam love me that fleek yeet
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>>710101837
"Kinda messed up that this will probably be my America's Most Wanted photo."
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We'll be right back!
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meme magic is real
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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4chan told me to say this
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Boofs for Labeouf
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>>710103077
roll
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Benis :DDD
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I'd ask god for a bike, but I know that's not how God works so I stole one and asked God for forgiveness.
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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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Everybody poops
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Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters
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"I'm in love with ______"
Fill the blank with the name of the ugliest person in your school.
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"WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS"
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i like croissants
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>>710103435
>op is the ugliest person at his school
>mfw
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Guys watch out it's a snip----
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>>710103356
Roll
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WE WUZ KANGZ
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#TRUMPPENCE2016
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>>710103678
Rolling for this
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>>710103678
Roll
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>>710103678
Rolllllll
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Pepe did nothing wrong.
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>>710103678
Rollerini
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I have big cums to my penis
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>>710103678
Keep rolling
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>>710103678
Last time I swear
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
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Check your fedora priveledge mlady
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>>710102309
>>710102502
Rolling for one of these
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Same fags are everywhere today!
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>>710103678
Rollt
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>>710103962
Who the fuck uses exclamation marks on the internet
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>>710104000
Winrar: WE WAS KANGS
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>>710104000
Fuck me
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>>710104000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
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>>710104000
Fuck off with those 50 self rolls
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"I'm addicted to my children." - Mrs. Doubtfire
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>>710101837

Chuba na Ga nee otala mu Solo? C'haka da na Bantha poodoo!!! Hohohohohoo!
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Pics or it didn't happen when the yearbook comes out
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>>710104134
See you in 8 months
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>>710103678
It wasn't that funny fucko
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>>710104023
IKR, THAT SHIT DOES MAKE IT LOUDER
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Too many same fags, keep going
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>>710104183
I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF CAPS, WHICH ARE FINE, BUT NEVER USE AN EXCLAMATION MARK OR YOU'LL LOOK LIKE SOME FEDORAFAG
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>>710101837
Pee pee poo poo
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>>710104023
Who gets molested by their uncle when they were 7?
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>>710104222
2nd winrar, also retarded
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>>710104222
>>710104000
Why must the retards always win?
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>>710104023
Everyone!
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>>710102439
>>710102655
>>710102765
>>710102875
>>710104107

"I've been close five times, but I've never scored."
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>>710104269
Because we can ignore them until we get a better winrar
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>>710104269
>/b/
>not retarded
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WE WUZ KANGS just won, post proof faggot
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>>710104313
Again, see you in 8 months
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>>710104222
Kek has spoken
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>>710104348
No I think that was just a raoming autist
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>>710104313
After a million self rolls, fuck that shit
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"Disregard females, acquire currency." -Michelle Obama
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>that won't get me expelled

"WE WUZ KANGZ" will be considered racist. Keep rolling faggots.
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>>710104436
Fine, I'll roll for this instead.
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Words build bridges into unexplored regions
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OP here, still waiting for non autistic quotes, sen some good ones I may use anyways.
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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
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>>710101837
Trump 2016
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>>710104222
winrar
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>>710101837
BUILD THE WALL
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>>710104691
He said non-autistic
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"Nothing personnel kid" - Shadow
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Grab em by it or penetrate them in it, its all good either way
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>>710101837
It's always difficult playing with others. I find it's much more satisfying playing with myself.
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Considering:
Ravioli Ravioli give me the fomuoli
Firmly grasp it
911 was an inside joke
they don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Wake me up when September ends
This is my swamp.
Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters
"Disregard females, acquire currency." -Michelle Obama
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
"Nothing personnel kid" - Shadow
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>>710104456
nobody outside of 4chan knows what that is
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>>710104847
Dude, all memes leave 4chan, eventually. Do you not know how the internet works?
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I'll always remember those special lessons during... Oh wait, ew fml.
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>>710104847
*No one outside of /pol/
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>>710104650
Pee pee poo poo autist here, changing my entry. (Did not think i would get)

>"it might look like a needle but i works like a sewing machine"
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>>710105028
>using an android to browse 4chan
The autism this morning is unreal
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>>710105028
Use clover or some other app, much better
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Am I supposed to say something clever or meaningful?
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>>710105169
Not really, whatever you think would be good (not autistic)
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>>710105089
Boo fucking hoo, im bored during my graveyard and roam 4chan. You got any bright ideas, you fucking NEET?
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>>710105089
We can't all be sat at our pc 24/7 you fat fuck
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>>710105254
>implying I'm an Amerifat
>implying I use you goddamned timezone
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>>710104918
Do you really expect a bunch of middle aged high school faculty and some normie yearbook club to know wtf "WE WUZ KANGZ" is?
They'll probably pass it off as yet another retarded meme quote like Rip Harambe.
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>>710105356
>Europoor detected

No wonder you dont use mobile, youre not wealthy enough for a smartphone even if you did work
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Jessica Simpson thinks that I'm chicken, and just like her the plot has now thickened.
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AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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>>710101837
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>710105588
Checked

Is two doubles worth more than three of a kind?
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>>710105671
see
>>710103148
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Check these yearbook page dubs
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I'm seriously depressed and I wanted to kill myself.
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gimme da pusi b0ss
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CHIN CHIN DAISKI
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fuck clowns
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>710105888
We now have triple autistic trips
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>>710105888

Fuck you.
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>>710105888
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>>710105888
>>710104222
That wont be allowed dipshit. Its time to assume that we WILL roll trips instead of being autists until the thread 404s
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>that won't get me expelled
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Anon screwed me over.
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OP, says on the paper, and I quote, "INOFFENSIVE (no cussing, sexist, racist, misogynistic, or homophobic language) and SHORT (1-20 words)" I know this is asking a lot of /b/ but I believe in you guys to not be autists every once in awhile
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I asked 4chan to give me a quote, well this is it.
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>>710106097
LOL haha good one komra/d/e
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I watch all of keemstar's and pewdiepie's videos
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Perhaps the heaviest things we lift are nout our weights, but our feels. -anon
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I never really like any of you...
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Minions is my favorite movie
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When I'm Russian for food, there's no time for Stalin
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Trump wins. Calling it.

Also, dubs check em
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I will restore the working man to his rightful glory. I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board! I will saw the tables of tyranny in half. Gnaw at the ankles of big business!
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>>710102487
this pls
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Where your limits end, my perversion begins.
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>>710101837

Sorry, we are unable to load a message from out sponsors. If you are using an ad blocker for this yearbook, please disable it to continue reading this quote.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog
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>>710106618

this
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K have to finish my shift
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>>710106618
Roll
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>>710101837
there's a time and place for everything, and it's now in my ass
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>>710106638
Roll for this
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>>710106666
winrar!
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>>710106666
Holy shit
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"When you bust a nut and she keeps sucking"
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>>710106579
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
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>>710101837
REEEEEE NORMIES!
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>>710106666
YES YES YES
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>>710106666

Oh shit OP time to deliver
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>>710106666
Well satan quads and a great one
Congrats, will be using this
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>>710106753
Gimme a sec filling out the form
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>>710106666
Quads
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>>710106666
You have to op, Satanic quads take precedent over trips.
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>>710106618
>>710106666
>from out sponsors
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>>710106819
Typo stays
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>>710106819

oopds
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will die a virgin
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it's not gay if they give you money
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File too large on every upload problems of having too good of a camera
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ever sat on a banana?
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Fucking finally, here you go
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>>710107414
/thread
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You fixed the typo, kys
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Bitches call me neat nutz
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>>710107414
Excellent.
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>>710107414

nice OP

hope your class enjoys it
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Final cap
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>>710107751
>>710107735
>>710107516
>>710107765

The one time these threads work out
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>>710107765
out sponsors fag, quads have spoken
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>>710107765
You need the rest of the autistic shit for comedic effect. Otherwise it isnt funny and has little to be interested in.
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>>710101837

"I'm the cook"
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>>710108111
lol
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"It was me, sorry"
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Rip op
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Posting in legandary thread
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>>710107414
>Writing with pencil

Come on you can do better
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Great bread
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