Whatever happened to us Aussies being god tier shitposting cunts?
it's fuckin cup day, cunt. we're all busy getting pissed.
>>710098622
I've fucking had about 2 xanies and me and about 10 mates are having a good old shitpost on /lgbt
>>710098622
Fuckin oath mate, too busy downing a few tinnies and cones
>>710099140
Yeah mate
U riping out of a Gatorade bottle with some pvc piping and a cone peice aye
It'll be alright cunts, our day will come
>>710099286
Only way to go
>>710099123
Bring them to /b
That's it cunt
>>710098575
Americans have always been better shitposters then us, they just don't wanna admit it
You lost the war with New Zealand and became 2nd rate American citizens, thats what cunt
>>710099378
OH your A FUCKING champ mate
Rip another for good bant
This cunt
>>710099563
FUCK OFF you mutt
Go back to sucking off israels cock
>>710098575
>>710099581
New zeland can talk shit fluently
Honestly Australia deserves its own page. Let's start a petition to get an /au/ going.
>>710099610
Got some hash cracking, blazed as fuck
>>710099777
Trips demands it
And u Americans thought u had it fucking bad
Ever been to Newtown?
It's fucking full of these sjw fuckheads
>>710099777
Nothing like a fucking good trip
>>710099777
TWO SETS OF DUBS AND A TRIPS
>>710099877
>dubs
This shit is on point
>>710099563
Learn the difference between then and than, you stupid cunt
The word you were looking for in that sentence was than, not then.
>>710099736
thanks /b/ro you aussie cunt
>>710099896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhycX0XCJ0&index=26&list=RDMMR8OOWcsFj0U
>>710099777
You fuckin beauty. But nah we don't need that shit.
What do you fucktards want?
>>710099999
Nigger
>>710099999
witnessed
>>710099999
that shits on point
>>710099581
Yeah fucking sucked in new Zealand
Don't be a sook just because nobody remembers you exist
Australians are the luckiest cunts just look at this aye we're like 4 leaf clovers but we smoke cones
>>710100016
No worries sheep fucker
>>710098575
You need to head over to /k/.
>>710099999
OH my fucking god
It's beautiful
>>710100094
You guys remember us when you want to go on holiday to a country that doesnt fucking kill you for smoking a joint or lighting up some ice. Good enough for us
>>710100227
Spot on
Don't worry
He'll be the next shappel Corby
>>710100227
Too bad thay shit will be outta control like here in country auz
>>710099999
Nice pents
>>710100403
Quints?
>>710099777
We need our own fucken page!
>>710100458
Ohshit my covers been blown
Newfags retreat
Roll for dubs
>>710099877
I voted for the Greens.
My dad met Paul Keating and asked him if he could use his water bottle (and the water) to rip a fat bong.
Paul said sure mate.
He has it in a trophy case in his room
Bless this fucking country
>>710100555
Then you're a faggot
>>710100765
Cool story bro.
>>710100555
Tripple faggot
>>710100532
Run newfag
Run and never look back
>>710100819
GO BACK TO Greenpeace YOU niggerloving fuck
>>710100532
Dam fucking right
>>710099877
Kek. so sick of that assclown Waleed, I'd love to punch him in his commie face.
>>710101097
Friendlyjordies is way better
Less of a black faced FUCK
>>710101097
King of the white knights
>>710099877
those "sjw fuckheads" are some of my best friends
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whom I want to strangle
>>710098575
When y'all stopped shit posting towards the indians because y'all scared of them having super powers in 2030
>>710101247
except he aint white faggot. More of a sandnigger knight
>>710101381
I'll still try to destroy 'em online til then.
Who's with me cunts?
>>710101352
Oi yeah nah yeah nah
They're all incestous anyway
I live in in the middle of butt fuck nowhere, the pajeets I see are fuckin' cabbies in Adelaide.
>>710101463
yeah nah mate, 100% agree with ya there mate, but to keep up appearances, I've gotta pretend that I'm the same, acting all superior 'cause I have "empathy" and "compassion".
Fuck it, it's not real.
I've gotta bite my tongue with them every time we talk, so I don't accidentally start acting like I do on here. it's fucken hard ay
All the good Aussie shitposters went to /pol/ and /int/.
>>710099999
pents and no recognition, dw I noticed my dude
Had a cup work do on today, got fucked up with the boss and ripped the bong with him. He said he got a couple of the cambo workers stoned and he's gonna organise a random drug test for them tomorrow...fuck yeah, racism mate!
>>710101693
the best shitpost is when cunt's don't even no ya shitpostin
>>710099777
What a nightmarishly bad idea.
>>710099612
fucking gold
>>710101915
it would be the thing that finally kills 4chan. And good riddance, I'd say
>>710101803
>Stealth shitpost then escape into the chaos
>>710100178
>I was only 19
>>710098575
still here you meadowcake eating cunt
Oi mates, Sydneyfag here, unrelated question -wheres the best place to get weed? Also, whats the usual rate for such things?
Aussies don't actually shitpost, your all just retarded. And it's funny that droughts are going to ravage your shitty country,, just like Indian men like me are going to ravage your women.
Wow wow we wow fuck you skippy cunts
>>710102362
Get fucked you Hindu dindu
>>710101999
sick trips man
Wen I was 19, I fingered this slut in a maccas playground. Hell hot slut ay
>>710102449
Fuck to you!! and fuck to all aussies.
>>710102574
Nice try newfag
>>710102574
How much do call centers pay anyway?
>>710102721
enough to pay your mum to suck me off, biiiiiiiiiitch
>>710102710
lol, only a newfag would deflect their own newfaggery by calling someone else a newfag.
GTFO newfag
>>710102312
Go smoke some lawn clippings you faggot.
>>710102362
>designated shitting street
>>710102790
Go home pajeet, you're drunk mate
>>710102790
12 year olds cant acess 4chan
>>710102721
Here you go fam
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+much+do+call+centres+pay+in+australia
>>710102888
>Accidentally shitting street, I never thought life could be so sweet
>>710102911
>implying
>>710102856
You use lol... Fucking kill youself
>>710102911
then why are you here faggot?
>>710102878
I live in a 5th floor apartment building fam.
Any melbournefags here?
>>710103045
then fucking jump out of it ay, fuckign junkie cunts
>>710103058
yeah why
>>710099999
QUINTD
>>710102939
>he goes through the trouble of going to lmgtfy to make a link just to be a condescending prick
your mum must be so proud.
>>710099999
Sick
>>710103176
hahahah my mum died when i was born
Name the durry you degenerate lot, prove your actually aussie
>>710099140
"Smokin' dope and drinkin' beer is like pissin' into the wind!" - Franklin Freak
>>710103240
fucking lol
so how autistic are you then?
>>710103240
Not the last Cunt you fucked up, eh Cunt?
>>710098575
They stopped being racist, sexist, ignorant pigs on 4chan when they realised they could do it in real life.
>>710103266
coh fuckin who knows cunt post beer not ciggies
How much more Aussie can take get, hope you all have a good night
>>710103266
fucken winnie blues ya mongrel
>>710101678
Why force yourself to be friends with these people then
>>710103266
Winfield optimum crush blue, love em
>>710103367
not orchy you fucking pleb
Any cunt who doesn't spend his Saturdays at the local footy club in winter and the local cricket club in summer should be deported for gross unAustralianism. Too many faggots being antisocial cuntswabs who burst into flames upon contact with natural light, and it's destroying this country.
>>710103440
because I hate people like me, so I try to hang around people who are totally different
>>710098575
fuck you cunt, we're still in mourning from australias 9/11
>>710103465
I once fingered a bird at the local footy club ay, haha, fucken hilarious, was the presidants daughter
he was hell pissed
>>710103305
Full sperg mate
>>710103526
get over it, season one of Australian Idol was 13 years ago ffs
>>710103526
>australias 9/11
Kek
Oy cunts
How much do you pay for lsd hit nowadays?
>>710103507
That hit home surprisingly close
>>710103580
should finger his wife too, get the whole set.
>>710102574
Get back to our customer service calls.
We don't pay you 50 cents an hour to browse /b/
>>710103790
haha, fuck that, bitch is fucken rank ay. real bushpig
>>710103863
nothing wrong with a bit of fingerbash for a bushpig. just dont fuck them so you might get pig aids or some shit like that.
>>710103772
self loathing is a tune we can all jive to
>>710104162
you like, finger her, and get some fucken cheese on ya digits. Yeah nah, no thanks mate
got any ciggies mate?
Any you fuckers garn to the cricket Thursdee?
>>710104322
fuck off cunt, i always give ya me ciggies, ya never pay me back cunt
>>710104263
gotta store the twisties somewhere
>>710104350
Nah cunt will be watching it from home
hope starcy throws down some heat, extra spicy
>>710104620
I'm ready for some broken fucking arms.
>>710104964
Fuckin hope so aye
better dish up a nice bouncy WACA pitch.
Not like that lifeless road they had NZ play on.
fuck that
>>710098575
Mate we're still here
I was shitposting on /pol/ for about a week asking what BTFO meant
On the topic of Melbourne cup
Had a few brews with my younger brother that just turned 18 at the local today, shut my business early, now we're sharing a ball in my office playing GTA
Life's good
>>710105284
Good on ya mate
Yeah or nah should I use the water from bronte beach as bong water
>>710099877
This cunt fucking gets it aye
>>710105284
What topic is the BTFO about?
>>710099777
we already have one its called /pol/
>>710099563
>>710107637
No way, US should go much further left
>>710101999
Slick Redgum reference.
Probably totally lost on this crowd.
>>710102362
Indian men going to ravage my missus... with your pencil dick and stink?
>>710098575
a reality check
>>710098575
Fuck off. Let some other cunt do it
They all became depressed after Canadians took over their job as official shitposters on /pol/.
They're pretty mellow now days.
>>710102362
What're you gonna do m8?
Use your tech call support powers to put us on hold for five hours?
Our women aren't even our woman to be perfectly honest anyway.
We're so multicultural I don't even know who the fuck is from where anymore.
Anyone from brisbane area? Whos hitting the valley this saturday
>>710103116
Fuck off and stop being a poofta
>>710103240
Been tearing up pussy ever since
vote bill
>>710110095
Punchin donuts at the Wickham are ya?
Fuckin poof.
>>710102496
Mate I got a blow job whilst going through a maccas drive thru. Shame the staff never fuckin noticed.
She was fuckin hot too aye. Wish her old man would cum in my mouth so I could taste her recipie.
>>710103266
Marlbrah red?
