The three last numbers of your post is the scp you are stuck with in a room for 24 hours, how fucked are you?
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rollin'
rollin..
>>710098485
roll
>>710098595
404, reroll
>>710098485
rolln
rollerininino
wait, how do these threads work? i make a shitpost, check the digits, and then make ANOTHER shitpost reacting to the SCP?
>>710098693
pretty much.
Rollan
>>710098693
> 693
> knotty stalker
oh shit
>>710098722
I can deal with this.
Rell
>>710098636
Im fine as long as i lock the thing up (or destroy it), have no magnetic key card and the thing is just a fucking elevator with superpowers cant do anything unless i press a button so yeah its getting destroyed asap but i can sleep for now
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Hope I get a good one.
bowkin
>>710098485
Rollin
Let's check this shit
>>710098638
638 is really good, you guys should read it.
u fink am spooky
rolling for it
>>710098936
A fucking giant tooth. Wow.
Let's see.
Rawlan
>>710099178
Dont wear those glasses
Rock&Roll bby!
What is scp?
>>710098485
Is op french ?
Rolling
Roollll
>>710099446
Stone cold penis
>>710098485
No worries
Reroll scp cant be in a room
Rip
>>710098485
Roll for science.
>>710099883
Fucking hell I'm allergic to bees. Fuck me.
>>710099902
A fucking box. That's a little lackluster. Except for the ticking. God the ticking. I try to find what causes the fucking ticking but there's nothing in the fucking box.
>>710098485
Rolliing
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>>710098485
rolling
You roll me round round baby round round
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Rolling
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Level-D personnel rollin for those sweet SCPs
Rolling
De reroll.
>>710100138
was too safe, have to try again
>>710100181
i'm good
Roll
Roll
>>710098485
Rool
>>710098485
Roll.
rolling
>>710098485
rool
>>710101210
scp 210 is a mansion and i wouldn't really be fucked re roll
nothing i cant handle
Röll
Roll
>>710101284
again way too safe, give me something to fear /b/
rolo
>>710101336
okay im literally getting fucked. by a reptilian arabic woman who decides to make my rib cage produce offspring.
>>710098485
rawlaherino
>>710101299
Item #: SCP-299
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: A 200-metre-wide forest of SCP-299 is to be contained in an underground biodome (Area-299) in the [REDACTED] desert. All other specimens encountered are to be incinerated. No plant life is to come into contact with SCP-299 outside of controlled testing. Areas infested by SCP-299 should be considered class-8 hazard zones, firebombed immediately, and monitored for four (4) weeks. Any further infestation is to be incinerated, as well as all wildlife present on the site.
Description: SCP-299 is an arboriform organism characterised by black, sharp-pointed branches. Closer inspection reveals that each instance of SCP-299 is connected to neighbouring trees by its roots. Prolonged contact converts these neighboring trees into another instance of SCP-299; this is SCP-299's only known method of reproduction.
Just some tree kek
>>710101426
I dont know how to feel about this other than like a toaster.,
rrrrr
I pity the soul who gets 682
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>>710101517
Description: SCP-517 is a fortune-telling machine. Item stands approximately 2 meters tall, containing a mechanical puppet and an electric candle within a glass and wooden case. Examination has shown an internal layout consistent with similar machines. On the top panels the words "Grandmother Predictions" are painted on built-in signage. The puppet within is in the shape of an elderly woman, with a white blouse and a blue shawl. Item's power cord has been severed approximately 15 centimeters from its base; it appears to have been inexpertly separated from its original power source. No reaction occurs if a coin is inserted into the slot.
The item will energize automatically, once an hour, if an individual (hereafter the "Target") enters its field of vision. The puppet will turn to face directly at the Target, dispense a "fortune card" from the slot on its front, and cease function. Process is fully mechanical, and item does not show signs of awareness. See Addendum for a transcript for examples of "fortunes".
Boring
>>710098485
please let it be a pony
Roll
rrrrrr
>>710101616
Description: SCP-616 is a prototype Boeing ███-███, designed by █████ █████████ and constructed in 16/06/1966 to specifications. Though superficially similar to the Boeing 737 which went into service shortly afterwards, SCP-616's model had various internal alterations, including [DATA EXPUNGED]. Despite the various alterations, the most important feature of SCP-616 is the center left emergency door, which has been dubbed SCP-616-1. SCP-616-1 is a standard emergency door, though partially covered in extensive markings associated with Satanic Cults adhering to [REDACTED]. SCP-616-1 can be opened without major incident when grounded, and leads to the outside of the aircraft as expected. However, this is discouraged as nearly all personnel opening and/or passing through the door have reported severe anxiety problems and a persistent feeling of being watched.
Spoopy gateway/entrace for demon snooze.
>>710101751
Description: SCP-751 is an amorphous parasite that feeds off of the organs of humans and other mammals. It weighs approximately two (2) kilograms before infesting a host, and can weigh as little as twenty-five percent (25%) of this after reproduction. The majority of SCP-751's mass consists of an unknown substance with a gelatin-like consistency, with red veins running through it. Analysis has revealed that the veins contain a mix of blood from its progenitor's hosts along with varying anesthetics and immunosuppressive drugs. A full list of these chemicals is available in Document 751-C.
not bad, plague inc time
roll
rawl
Rollerino
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>>710098485
Hmm
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Is [spoiler]Pepe[/spoiler] a scp?
>>710098485
Saaaaay naow
Rolling for the vending machine
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>>710098485
give me something spooky
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>>710102036
it cant even kill
pussy ass bitch nigga
>>710102285
reroll
Rollissimo
>>710098485
rolling
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Try me
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rR
rawl
>>710098485
roll
>>710102452
ugh i hate spiders, tenichaly harmless unless bitten, chould squish the fucker though if it dosnt keep to its side of the room.
>>710102395
so close too bad im male
reroll
>>710098485
rollo
>>710098485
lets see...
Rolling
reroll
>>710102703
YAY FREE SHIT!!!
>>710102552
Re-rolling
>SCP-552 is to be gagged and kept in full body restraints to prevent self-harm.
Are you kidding me, its legit a sad ass man who self harms.
>>710102693
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-693 Not bad...
>>710102563
Let me try this again
Roll
>>710102904
Again
>>710102815
atleast it can kill
How fucked am i?
>>710098485
rolling nyuuucaaa
>>710098485
rollipolli
>>710102668
finally one that isnt trash
>>710102835
Nice, killer coral.
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Rolll
Rolling for 173
I wish for death
Rolling
>>710098485
roll
>>710098485
come oooooon safe or euclid
most scps are trash
i hope i get a good one though
>>710103364
rerolling cause I got something on one of jupiters moons
most scp's are shit.
>>710103295
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-295
>>710098485
lets a rooooll the dice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUugy4tsggk
Roll
>>710103446
yep, trash
rolling for 682
>>710103490
a fucking cursed Ice cream truck that makes people line up.
reroll
Roll
I'm gonna be the toaster, Aren't I...?
>>710103653
oh wow i will become obsessed with a boomerang
trash
>>710098485
rowling
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>>710103666
thought 666 would be interesting
nope.
thanks satan.
>>710103666
satanic trips checked
>>710103579
rerolling cause [DATA EXPUNGED]
rollin
no clue what a fuckin scp is this thread makes no sense
what horror awaits.
>>710103762
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-762
>SCP-762 does not appear to be dangerous to anyone not placed inside of it
boring
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>>710103825
safe af G
>>710103858
learn to use google before complaining
http://www.scp-wiki.net
also roll
>>710098485
rallui
>>710103836
I got actual canacer
roll
rick
Plz
Rollolololol
rollerino
Rolllll
>>710098485
Roll
rolling for death
I'm an idiot and realized what I was doing wrong
>>710102563
Okay, so this refers to an abandoned plot of farmland in China that had been used to produce animals for culinary use, including dinosaur. Easy enough for 24 hrs
>>710102904
It infects people temporarily and makes them rhyme. Easy enough
>>710102963
An intricate amulet that wipes the mind of those who have direct skin contact to it, and replaces it with that of Dr. Bright. But then my body needs to remain within contact of it otherwise higher brain function stops for 30 days before brain functions are a duplicate of Jack Bright's and can be an independent consciousness of his
K
rlolol
Rolling around
Rollirbosbdjs
Hey, there's the high roller!
>>710098485
I better not get the giant regenerating reptile motherfucker. Rollin.
>>710098485
Rrrroll
>>710104166
Welp.... succubus' daughter... I'm fucked. Or maybe she is... fuck.
>>710098485
Roll
gays
>>710098485
roll
Lets get you faggy weird creature
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>>710098485
I sometimes get really uncompfortable around gays
Rolling, hope I'm gonna be fine.
>>710105212
a painful death or a upgrade
Rawllin
roll
ROLL
Rollling for 682
hell yeha
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>>710105707
I'm okay as long as i don't touch it
Roll
>>710105772
I think I'm fucked.
banana
>>710098485
this stuff is everywhere this year
>>710098485
roll
rolling for spider heart thing of death
>>710098485
rollerino
Rolling. Hoping for something sexy.
Roller
SCP is my second favourite type of CP
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Ricky rolly
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Rollerino pepperino
>>710105955
Ok, a bunch of these things is not exactly sexy, but I'm not necessarily fucked as long as I remain calm. Maybe could tame them.
Children as a class seem to perceive them as cute and fuzzy and get along well, so worth a try,
>>710098485
Zug zug
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>>710105932
an scp that causes sleep paralysis to feed off my hormones as i piss myself then reproduces to more of them with the same intent.
FUCK YOU OP
Please be keter.
Rolling
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Deal
Rolling
>>710098485
rollin
>>710098485
rollerino
rollage
>>710098485
Rolling 4 vending machine
>>710098485
roll
>>710106275
I got a fucking immortal sandnigger
>>710106473
I'm fucked if I'm on a boat
Roll
already seen this thread...
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>>710106713
Perfect for shitposting all day
why sss
Rollin
90% of scps won't do shit if you don't interact with them
>>710098485
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okay first can someone tell me what an SCP is and what to do to find out what i roll
and also
>rolling
>>710098485
rollin
>>710107493
just google search it if you don't know what it means faggot
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>>710107493
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-###
>>710107493
also post describing what you're up against and how fucked are you otherwise ppl just rolling is a pointless thread
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>>710109513
a bell that makes people anxious
>>710098485
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