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Funny rekt

Come on niggas
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Bump for interest
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>>710088131
My man
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>>710087759
Clumsy does not equal rekt faggot
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one time my mom questioned my sister about y all her pants and shorts had small to mid sized rips in the ass. she told her it was because her ass was growing to big for the clothes. my mom bought the story and bought her new clothes.
MFW its because we were have sex with clothes on to not get caugh
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>>710088917
why not just wear the same pear of pants each time?
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>>710089498
What an incredible idiot.
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>>710087759
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>>710089498
What's up with chinks killing themselves like this?
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>>710089498
Wat
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>>710089498
This makes me mad
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>>710090016
Content aside, the production values have significantly improved since the days of the mujaheddin.
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>>710090411
Kek
Also checked
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>>710089797
Wtf. What was supposed to hapen. Or just suicide. And wtf are the reactions of those people
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>>710090577
Dumbass
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>>710090680
Nerve gas in the gun
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>>710090411
Feels good. Guy wasn't even hurt. Just got his car fucked up. Now that other guy going to jail once he gets reported and cops get'em
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>>710090016
I'm amazed by the clean cuts
looks almost kosher
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>>710087759
Dont call me a nigga you fucking faggot
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>>710089797
I suppose it is quite funny when he hits him on the head
>no you idiot!
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lel
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>>710090680
IIRC the kid was talking about how he wanted to kill himself so his dad brought him a gun in a "if you can talk the talk so walk the walk" not actually expecting his kid to kill himself. kid proved him wrong though.
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>>710090680
Dad tells son shoot me faggot. He shoots himself instead. They get on the floor and walk the dinosaur
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>>710090680

Supposedly the story was that the guy at the counter is the the son of that couple, and all he did was play games and whatnot all day while not working

Dad was disappoint and tried to scare him, telling him to kill himself because he doesn't do anything with his life so kid up and killed himself
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>>7100908659
The blondes face though can't tell if she's disgusted or disappointed kek
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>>710090905
you are a nigger
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>>710090865
Is that Merle Dixon?
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>>710091080
Close, kid's dad was telling him to shoot him in the chest because the son's failure was already killing him. That's why he lifts his shirt and points the gun at himself for a second
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>>710091535
Why does this keep happening? I'm confused
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>>710089498
there's another one of these and I think it's a different guy, so weird
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>>710091080
>s telling him to shoot him
source
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>>710092559

No source needed fag, watch the video, read the social cues and come to a rational conclusion.
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0wn3d
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>>710089498
this must be an ancient chinese tradition or something. so many of them have done this.
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>>710090594
>the door opening at the end

like comedy
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>>710090831

He sliced a nice, thin, end piece off his (first fellow) left knee.
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:(
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>>710090016
>takes a chunk of the knee off

why does that make me cringe but the head chopping doesn't?
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>>710093112
ex-fucking-cuse me
I've seen Deer eat baby birds but this is new
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>>710093112
Sad reacts only
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>>710089797
God, this was the exact thing I need to see today. 10/10 Great fuckin' post.
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>>710090104
They don't have the freedom to shot themselves like Ameriga
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>>710093112

jesus christ
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>>710093112
Talk about bird brain
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>>710092627
My life is now complete
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>>710093515
Would shoot myself again.
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>>710092865
what the fuck?
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>>710087759
https://youtu.be/UUzVfjbauT4

oc i made today, this is going to get reported and taken down. if someone can make a webm of it i would love u. sorry my phone is shit and i chased that thing for half mile so u can hear me breathing. hope u guys like it. i could have done it better i know. its oc fuck off.
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>>710092243
they're committing suicide at the top of a tall building. dunno why they use the elevator shafts, though.
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>>710094386
"This video is private."
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>>710089642
Because he is shit-posting this in every thread on this board.
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>>710094386
>>710094386
im technically illiterate. its public now
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>>710094386
I'm going to find you. Your name. Address. And family and fuck your world up. Be prepared ya fucking faggot.
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>>710095013
lol go for it>>710095013
>>710095013
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>>710095260
Do you really live in Yuma?
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http://dudecomedy.com/girl-completely-fcks-up-when-attempting-to-hang-herself/

When she jumps xD priceless
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>>710095310
yep. those things are pests. if you ever have an orange in winter. just know that people like me kept that orange from carrying disease.
yuma is so fucking hot. it never gets below freezing. those rabbits cause millions of dollars worth of produce damage a year
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>>710095450
So is that why you shot it in the leg first before filming it? Pest control is one thing. Sadistic thrills deserving condemnation is another. 92eight 7eight3 77eight8, is that you?
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>>710095450
1352 17th St? You still there?
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>>710095450
Karen and Gary your parents orrrr?
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>>710094386
u f ucked up m8....Kids gonna make your life miserable now...
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>>710091535
wut why he was fine
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>>710095603
ya that was my number. ive killed 100s if not 1000 of those things. fucking disease spreading rats
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>>710090411
Story?
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>>710090016
>bounces of his knees
fakest shit in the world right now.
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>>710095603
also. lol. that rabbit got off easy. i usually dont even waste the bullet to finish them off
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>>710095603
you cant always hit them in the head at 150 yards
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>>710094386
What are you shooting with?
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>>710095977
Your parents info is readily available. I'll be using them as I can't confirm your address.
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sorry i dont save gore
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>>710096141
22
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>>710096211
BB or .22lr?
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>>710096156
well we are a gun family so dont do anything stupid. i really dont care. my first stalker. im actually kinda excited. i wouldnt fucking upload this shit with my real name on it if i cared about people like u
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>>710096332
did u watch the video? does that sound like a bb gun?
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OY VEY!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>710095908
little cunt vs little cunt
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>>710096245
the Japanese have not quite perfected it yet.
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>>710096338
I don't think you quite understand the creative ways in which someone can fuck with you from afar. Might not want to have those guns out when you get a knock on your door tomorrow around 3pm est. Police don't take possession of firearms lightly when responding to a hostage situation.
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>>710089498
Since when do elevator doors just collapse so easily?
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>>710089642
Delet this
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>>710095603
OH SHT!!! how did u find him ANONYMOOSE?
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>>710096375
My c02 gun makes more noise
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>>710096338
M8 ignore him..... u fuel his anger he gonna kidnap u or some sht.... let it go.
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>>710096690
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>>710096513
do u donate to starving haitian kids. why do u care about 1 pest? also swat hasnt been active in my small town in years. they will knock i will explain and that will be it. do ur worst faget
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>>710096690
i fucking hate dogs, what's the point in a beast that doesn't ALWAYS listen to you? I hope it got put down
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>>710096731
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>>710091023
Ah yes, now I remember why I still go on /b/
I'm dead rn
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>>710096552
well its a 22. that first shot was taken from 100+ yards
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>>710096757
They don't respond to hostage situations with knocks.
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>>710096757
OH SHT......
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how do i make my sis my cum dump again


pic iis her
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>>710096757
You dont get it. lel
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>>710096377
he'll be back with a jackhammer
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>>710090411
He asked for this. Stay in your car and don't try to play tough.
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>>710096527
since JINAH started making them
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>>710096788
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>>710088131
>>710088285
samefag
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>>710092802
I still don't understand wtf this thing is and why he insisted on pointing so close to it.
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>>710090908
The dad thought the kid shot at him while his back was turned and missed and he slapped him before he realized his kid shot himself instead.
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>>710095930
This always gets me. LAND WHALE free falling, kek
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>>710093112
I feel any other animal would be just as shitty if they had human intelligence, probably even worse.
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>>710096905
Wow that is really racist
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>>710096876
I agree
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>>710096908
Kid starts holding his dick before the other one even pulls the table cloth
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>>710095905
bald guy: u fuucking wot m8?
red car: vroom vroom cuunt
bald guy: fuck off yah cunt
red car: vroom vroom *poke*
bald guy: you fucking serious m8
red car: vroom vrooom vroom *poke poke* *smash*
bald guy: CUNT!
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>>710096757

Stop replying, no one is going o do anything. You're just being antagonized by some pathetic social justice warrior. Don't be gullible.
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>>710097269
BAITED. Its the same person
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>>710093889
Underrated post
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>>710097269
>social justice warrior
rabbits aren't people, this isn't "social justice" it's animal cruelty
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>>710093112
what a fucking asshole
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>>710097269
If he hadn't of confirmed he was in Yuma and that was a number associated with him i'd have usually not done anything. But his arrogant complacence will be his undoing.
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>>710097387
They're not fucking and that's not an asshole you ingrate.
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>>710094386
Silly Nolan
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>>710097229
Sauce? Is she dead?
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>>710097430

You're not going to do anything anyways, shut up you faggot.
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>>710097525
no she woke up dead
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>>710096905
Already trying to break out of jail I see
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>>710097351

It's semantics, you pretentious fuck.
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>>710097574
Again, lol you dont get it.
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>>710097229
This video single handedly made me stop using escalators. I always tell my kids no.

Honestly they should just do away with the Damn things. If you want make it up stairs there's probably nothing for you up there.
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>>710097574
Since he confirmed it was him, i'm going to. I've always aired on the side of caustion that the persons info isn't really them but since he dissolved any doubt, I might as well.
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>>710097640
>i was wrong
>i got called out
>in my shame i lash out at whoever i can
grow up
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>>710097640
Learn what semantics means dipshit.
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>>710097590
>woke up dead
shkekkles
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>>710089498
the stupid, darwin filters it
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>>710097666

I'm not the guy you dumb shit. I'm simply pointing out you're a lonely, fedora wearing douche that's not going to do anything. You sit there like a keyboard warrior just trying to scare people because you didn't get a chance to do it in middle school. Grow the fuck up.
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>>710089797
here i'll show you dad
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>>710097729

Lol do you realize how meta that is? Should you google "meta" as well?

Dumb fuck.
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>>710097790
I have his father's business number and address too. I might make that useful too.
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>>710089797
lets all lie down and flop around
it'll help
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>>710097229
welp, free baby!
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>>710097866
Post it anon.
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>>710097695

Whatever gets your jollies off, you clown.
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>>710097743
>The Guardian
>News
kek
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>>710097525

>Google
>Asian mom sacrifices herself on
escaltor
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>>710097854
I'll repeat what the guy above me said

>i was wrong
>i got called out
>in my shame i lash out at whoever i can
grow up

and repeat, learn what semantics means.
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>>710090905
why did i lol to this
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>>710097911
No, he's my victim. Faggot. I just needed him to confirm the info, now it's time to play the cards close to my chest.
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>>710097671

I know how you feel, anon. There are so many vids of these things failing and causing serious injury to their users. In that case it was being closed for maintenance, hence the two attendants at the top who were able to grab the kid.

The woman sucked into the escalator mechanism was crushed to death though,
Sauce:

www.bestgore .COM /?s=escalator
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>>710097866

Why would his father care? And anyone living in Yuma I'm certain is aware of the pest problems rabbits pose and won't give two shits. Get out of your parents basement and go live somewhere else to experience a different way of life. Not everyone gives a fuck about a rabbit being shot outside of your suburban, deed restricted neighborhood.
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>>710095753
judging by the way that guy was dressed he probably deserved it
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>>710091535
doors
there for a reason
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>>710097911
He won't. He's got nothing.
#fedorafag
#probablyusesbaddragondildosinhisbutt
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>>710097992
Welp ill do what I can with the information given.
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>>710098041
I'm not going to tell his father you fucking retard. I'm going to fuck his shit up. Not tell his parents on him, you child.
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>>710091535
Its like baseball for chinks
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>>710092865
you spin me round round round baby right round
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>>710094148
I know right.

Jesus fucking christ
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>>710092865
bright side he can most likely suck his own dick now seeing as his ribs are non existent
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>>710098006
I try to avoid elevators too after I saw the video of the Asian kid that gets caught in the door and it goes up and he just sits there like punched in half and slowly dies.

I fucking love my kids.

For all the anons without kids, I hope someday you will find the love of your life and have your own little offspring. Only then can you truly appreciate what it means to live.
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>>710098115
op here, ok dude. my father is already gone and on the run. the address u have is my mothers. you have no idea where i live. i hate my mother so please. fuck her shit up
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>>710098115

Attempting to cause fear in another person over the internet because someone did something to offend your personal beliefs and you call me childish?

Lol okay.

>I'm going to fuck his shit up

With his dads address?

Lol wow! Scaryyyy!!
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this is a pretty good mem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kkD3j5Y68b
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>>710097839
>black belt
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>>710098250
how the fucking did you go from death by elevator to the fucking wonders of parenthood?
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>>710097743
that fugging file name
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>>710098265
I know your dad isn't in yuma. If this is really you though, please stop making this so easy. it's not fun. just confirming info im unsure about.
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>>710097743
>filename
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>>710095873
Don't know what she did but i could only imagine she deserved it
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>>710098320
nah it use to be white but hes gotta roll everywhere
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>>710098266
You're that uncreative that you can't fathom what can be done with multiple numbers and addresses to relatives? Keep lashes out because Im triggering you, you fucking child lmao,.
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>>710098325
I'm in the military and I've been away from my two kids for about 2 months now.

I watch the mom sacrifice herself like that so her child could live. I don't know. I hate seeing kids get hurt. I have a 4 and 3 year old and my 3rd baby is due next month.
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>>710096936
those are two high speed rollers.
probably for printing in bulk ? i don't know.

the point is he got crushed between two massive metal rollers
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>>710097839
I'm fucking done. That file name, god damn!
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>>710093112
>builds a nest in a cactus
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>>710098444
How did she sacrifice herself? She didn't throw herself in front of a car. She handed off her child so he wouldn't also die. She had no chance regardless.
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>>710094148

It's an industrial lathe. Intelligent people keep away loose clothing or hair to prevent this. By the way his body bends around, I'd say his spine is broken or came very close to it.
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>>710098444
The ma is cheating on you, most likely as we speak. She'll try to justify it by saying how lonely she was and try to bargain by saying she'll never do it again, but don't listen to that bullshit
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>>710098340
Fuck off that's not me.
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>>710097453
sauce?
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>>710098340
im agreeing with u dipshit. ya i live there. fuck it up tomorrow
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>>710097453
Sauce pls
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>>710098578
Yeah you're right.

But that's all beside point. I just see a lot of anons posting about how depressed and shit they are. Just wish everyone could be happy.
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>>710096521
Idiot foreigners.
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>>710096268

Always a winner.
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>>710098250
>>710098006 here,
Good for you, I take the stairs when it's more than 5 flights or so unless I've got heavy stuff with me. It just makes sense to be getting that exercise instead of standing in a cramped box. Same with travelators, unless there's room on it to walk as well as be transported then what's the point..?
Exceptions are made for public transport i.e. Underground rail as there's sometimes no option but the escalators.

Also thanks for wishing me well, it's rare on here dude! Glad you found your partner and spawning little, hopefully educated and looked after, anons of your own.

PLUR
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>>710098596
Not with those trips she's not.
>checked
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>>710096759
2/10 aint even triggered
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>>710098621
That wasn't me. And I know what you're doing. You're going to get a knock on YOUR door tomorrow. And a few of your relatives will be getting calls to inform them of your propensity for CP.
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>>710096759
imbecile.
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>>710097453
this a rekd thred, not a YLYL thred
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>>710098617
>>710098641

The film IRREVERSIBLE.

If you like this thread, you'll love the film :D
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>>710098621
Are you related to Xavier Nady the baseball player by chance?
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>>710098961
Thank you Anon :)
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>>710098761
Same. It is unavoidable sometimes but even then I'm like all senses firing.

And yeah dude. I only come to 4chan usually for porn. WebMs are perfect for when I'm out to sea on my phone.

And I don't know what Plur is. Unless that's your nickname or something. I've been coming to 4chan for like...5 years now?
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>>710098349
>filename
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>>710098995
You're welcome. Read the trivia on that rape scene, it's pretty fucked. It's the first and only take they did and both actors felt pretty weird afterwards. You'll see why when you watch the film.

>>710099015
I'm from the UK, PLUR means Peace, Love, Unity and Respect, bit of an oldschool raver thing but it conveys a simple message quite well.
inb4 I'm called a faggot for not being an asshat to everyone.
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>>710098421

Neither can you, douche. You're all talk.
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>>710098621
Talk to me, Nolan.
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>>710097099
black people can't be racist
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>>710098641
Ranch undressing
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>>710097099
That's black on black crime
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>>710099325
That's all I'll be until I have time to execute a plan. Which will be tomorrow. Around 3pm Est.
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>>710098523
at first i thought the file name was funny, but the humor subsided by the fact that i even knew who that faggot is. you should feel bad too, faggot.
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>>710095930
I straight got shamalyad!
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>>710099325
I also have his neighbors numbers. That could get interesting.
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>>710099388
Insert bait meme here
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>>710099403
>doesn't realize everybody in this thread is laughing at him
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>>710099475

What makes you think they would give a fuck?
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>>710099475
How'd you get the info?
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>>710097477
what the fuck
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>>710092627

so worth the wait
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>>710099303
No, you're a faggot for being British.
... also for being on /b/.
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>>710092689

But you are wrong. Anon that said the kid wanted to kill himself was right.
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His younger sister is pretty hot.
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>>710099553
Google, it's easy as fuck.
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>>710099626
She looks 35
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>>710099435
care to share who he is?
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>>710096759
I know right, there's a clinic near me that specializes in putting down dogs and muslim babies, ill be donating money to them soon.
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>>710099532
They may give a fuck if i'm calling as a community advisor informing them he has recently been charged and put on a national sex offenders list... like i said faggot. you're uncreative. im not going to tell on him for killing a rabbit you faggot.
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>>710099681
Lol, yeah she kinda does.
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>>710096759
And they're the neediest fucking bastards

Can't stand them
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>>710096759
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>>710099475
picture of this 'hacker.'

hey guy, nobody is impressed with your google-fu
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Your cousin does play for the fuckin Royals though, Nolan. Tell you what, he's not that good. But i'm a baseball fan. Get me a signed jersey and i'll let this slide.
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>>710096905
Oh shi
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>>710099746

>Thinking anything is going to come from your pathetic, sad attempt.
>Acting like you're actually going to make a fake call

You're a hopeless loser.
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>>710099831
I admitted it was google. I'm not trying to claim to be some hacker.
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>>710099983
doesn't change how pathetic you are.
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>>710099951
I'm planning on more than a call. And are you people that unncreative that you think the extent of the this is a call? Social engineering is a thing of beauty. A town like yuma is perfect for it too. Swatting is my last resort. I'm looking to dop long term character damage. (Not about the rabbit you retarded fucks)
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>>710099980
Where'd you get this pic of Nolan?
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>>710099715
>filename
>google.com
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>>710099925
I'd press that button with my dick.
... also, trips check
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>>710097349
Sounds about right
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>>710100109

::maniacal laughter::

Looks like we got another fucking Elliot Rodger here.
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>>710100187
> trips check
nice try faggot
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>>710098902

Way to run with a joke nigger
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>>710100109
do you realize how beta you sound right now? ive never seen so little power go to someones head. everybody in this thread thinks you are a pathetic loser
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>>710099925
nobody gets the fuck out? everyone just stands there wtf
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>>710097349
The Virginia tech kid as a baby
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>>710095873
story ?
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>>710100272
I'm assuming i'm talking to Nolan himself and one other guy, so yeah, just trying to get that signed jersey from Nolan really. Offer still stands, but i talk for a living, social engineering your neighbors to think you're a sexual predator will be easy.
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>>710100408
Among other things.
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>>710095855
check'd but you missed the best part
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>>710097069
damn this new samuel jackson movie is gun be good
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>>710099925
Wth was that?
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>>710097197
Everyone: *reading this post* *cringes*
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>>710092243
Its a mystery.
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>>710100408
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>>710090308
kek
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>>710100566
Nah it's starring Nolan.
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>>710100000
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>>710098550

fucking lol
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>>710098705
She didn't sacrifice herself, but her first thought when it happened was "must save baby".
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>>710090865
in the full vid he just kinda laughs it off
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>>710100408
ok im nolan. im checking in every few minutes while browsing b. the point of trolling isnt to get one person to react. but a whole group of people to come to their defence. you have done that. i applaud u.
every post i had to say who i was cuz thats how many people are that stupid.
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>>710097525
extremely dead, yes
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>>710100506
>nigger with a gun starts taking guys shit
>guy drops stuff on floor to distract nigger
>guy de-nigs nigger with his own gun
>he a gud boy dindunffin
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My work here is pun.
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>>710096174
>not naming it "jewish sk8 boi"
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>>710100408
do it fatty, when's the last time you saw your dick, fatty? you've never seen a womens vagina in real life, have you fatty? you talk for a living? you probably live with your parents and smell like india. you have no friends, do you fatty? why don't you kill yourself? nobody would miss you, it might even be the only time your parents would be proud of you.
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>>710100709
btw video was flagged and taken down. that was faster than i thought. didnt even last 10 minutes.
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>>710100709
I assure you, I'm not just trolling.
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>>710100394
>>710098389
Pushy lady in the shop queue.
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>>710095753
Sweep the leg, no mercy
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>>710096731
Nooo not pupper
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>>710100882
i know im failing for bait. but why. lets have a philosophical discussion
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>>710097229
What a shit way to go.
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>>710100882
Bait his mom into sending nudes. There couldn't be anything worse than that.
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1/11/2016 3pm Est, Nolan.
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>>710091535
>that guy on right
it's stairs, then...
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>>710100408

You're talking to multiple people, who all think you're a fag, though I'm the 'one other guy' you're referencing.
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>>710100977
Like I said, pest control is one thing. Asking people to webm your clip and then bragging about killing it is something else.
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>>710100840

Because it was a potato nigger maybe
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>>710100977
>lets have a philosophical discussion
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>>710097208
HA ! Filthy communist
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>>710089642
>pear of pants
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Satisfying.
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>>710101228
lmao
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>>710101088
i want one of my 100s of kills to be saved... ok. that cant be it. i know ur better than that. u must have some purpose. ive straight aborted babys with hollow points out of pregnant rabbits wombs. dude if you think i feel bad i dont. if you do, you must not be a man. ur not top of the food chain ur a lil bitch
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>>710100673
I don't even believe it was a thought; pure instinctual reaction.
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>>710101138
i know i cant help it
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>>710089498
>>710091535
>living in China for two years
>still haven't elevator jumped
feels bad man
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>>710099626
>younger sister

Posts a 40 year old woman
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>>710100032
Holy shit its not the first time too
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>>710090905
Top kek
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>>710097229
The thing that gets me the most about these rekt videos from china is that any time a child gets hurt, such as the stuff with them getting run over by a large vehicle, dropped from a tall height, etc, the people who respond to the scene always grab the kid and drag them somewhere like a fucking doll.
They think they're helping when they're likely causing further damage to them by reacting emotionally without any sense; in any of these scenes there's no reason and no place to move them to yet they still do it.

Fucking pisses me off.
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>>710101312
You must be so proud of yourself. You're pathetic, bro. The whole town of Yuma will know too. I got someone from fiver to post some fliers this wednesday too. Unfortunately that's all i had time to do tonight, as i have to go to sleep for work tomorrow.
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>>710097229
>Emergency Stop Button right there
>Women just stand around and stare, probably screaming
God women are so fucking stupid. I can't believe they're allowed to vote.
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>>710100109
Are you really still trying to prove how e-tough you are?
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>>710098486
isis NEEDS to be exterminated, fuck this shit
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>>710101312
And I don't give a fuck about the rabbit. I care about you now. I got a glimpse of your character, and i'm going to slander you to your hometown and relatives ruthlessly and convincingly. And maybe top it off with an out of town swat dispatch.
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>>710093112
after this watching Woody Woodpecker will never be the same
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>>710097640
Lol it's 2 different things idiot. I hate SJW and animal cruelty, get it?
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>>710101499
oh no please dont spend too much money or time on me. im seriously scared dude im begging u pls dont :(
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>>710101485
In China, you have to pay a life-time expense (medical maintenance) for injuring someone but only 1 expense (funeral) for a death. Because of that, killing the aggrieved is the smarter option.

If the dragged person dies, the mover has helped. They haven't helped the victim, but they've helped.
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>>710101711
Just the 5, lmao. But now that you said that I realize it was a stupid purchase. Maybe not, I still have to mock up the fliers. And have all day at work to think of something.
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>>710101661
like i said, you bring a lil excitement to my life.
ive screen shotted everything for legal reasons. but dude. if you get people to care about me. you have done more than i could ever do
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>>710098115
dude you sound like a huge faggot, your posts are the most cringe worthy things ive seen on here in a long time
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>>710101661
Inb4 anon hate fucks Nolan's tight man hole.
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>>710092802
I always wonder who that person next to them was. Do they still think about it?
Does it give them nightmares?
Do they have a qt3.14 gf?
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>>710100032
is that social lynch in the penguins?
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>>710098444
Yeah I'm with you anon. That mom cared about her kid before herself, only parents understand
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>>710101829

Your only legal ramification available is to show this to the police after they kick down your door and subdue you. Is you can consider it such. And have fun spending the time showing all this to your neighbors and relatives. And having to explain the situation. Ahhhh the thought is making me anxious to get started haha. Well like I said, I have work. Later Nolan. I hope you enjoy the excitement.
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>>710098421
kys you fucking loser
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>>710095908
I lol'd, instant karma!
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>>710101963
She had to drop the kid to help herself anyways. She didn;t do anything any parent wouldn't. Chill your parenting boner,
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>>710096174
not naming it "muh shekels"
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JackPot, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>710101985
>>710101985
i know they will never catch you. but its funny that you know that you are in the wrong and yet you are still trying to convince me that i did something wrong. ur a very interesting individual.
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Inb4 old fag doxes mr Google fu out of a life
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