YLYL a decent one at least
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL a decent one at least
>>710084582
i know its innacurate but some guy awhile ago posted this in a thread about the australian theme park thing and it made me sensibly chuckle when i saw it
>>710084735
>>710085144
Wat
Guess no one wants to laugh tonight
>>710084735
cringe
>>710084735
Normally I hate these but that was pretty clever
>>710084735
fuk
>>710084735
Fag
>>710085669
book called Header, by Edward Lee
>>710084735
>>710086686
ty psychic rottweiler
>>710084879
"australian theme park thing" what the fuck did you just say about my culture you fucking bitch, that was the 9/11 of my generation you fucking spag fiend ill have you know i graduated at the top of my class in niggerology and i have been on numerous raids on my neighbours bikes, i am an expertise theif and if you're not careful ill steal your virginity in the night., ill cut your dick off and scrape it along a grass field only to reattach it back onto your worthless stick figure body 12 minutes later when its all covered with dirt, worms and grass blades, you are nothing compared to my expertise in mathematics, even if you come up to me in real life ill devise a formula to slash your dick off with paper. im a class a phsycopath and ill scare you so much you'll be going home to your mommy with purple balls from all the pissing of pants. im the alpha male i have muscles on my muscles and my jaw is as sharp as a mountain.
you better be careful or you might step in your shock rune.
>>710084735
adwawdasdasfgg
>>710084687
>>710087043
im ok with this
>>710084582
>>710086289
one time my mom questioned my sister about y all her pants and shorts had small to mid sized rips in the ass. she told her it was because her ass was growing to big for the clothes. my mom bought the story and bought her new clothes.
MFW its because we were have sex with clothes on to not get caugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
lol
>>710087417
thats hot
>>710085144
What the fuck im i reading
>>710087525
lost
>>710087525
4chan review guy is a classic
>>710085352
Fuck my sides
>>710085352
damn. got me.
>>710088378
>>710088414
pancakes are hereditary
>>710084735
you deserve it
>>710084801
I fill a separate candy bucket with old butter mints and give it to the kids who run across my lawn on Halloween.
>>710088378
>>710088414
this is super gross. these girls look gross.
>>710088986
suck more cock you fucking fag
>>710088378
>>710088414
>>710087525
lost hard
>>710089066
whatever you desperate fuck. Get it where you can, right?
>>710089160
its all the same in the end.
>>710088378
>>710088414
MODS
>>710088986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0Hj--3AYw&noredirect=1
>>710084735
fuck you
>>710089437
I was wondering how one person could piss so much until i remembered that the video was looping
>>710089567
pls no bully
>>710084735
You can tell if the post is gonna say this based on the number of replies.
cock
>>710084735
Fuck you
>>710084735
you're a cheeky one ill give u that m8
>>710084735
Ayy lmao
>>710084735
(You) dick
>>710088378
someone screenshot his wall before she delete it, it's genius!!!
>>710084735
hueheuheue
>>710085942
the letter I wrote to myself to be funny, so that other people think I'm funny
depressing as fuck
Happy Halloween
>>710087525
zozzle
>>710085705
Fuck I wasn't expecting to laugh this hard
>>710085942
I don't laugh at these types of pictures because they're so easy to fake.
>>710089160
>implying he ever manages to get any
>>710085705
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>710090347
no
don't zozzle
it makes you look 12
>>710084735
Wat
>>710088414
TFW your tits are bigger but have stretch mark scars like this because they grew so fast.
>Puberty hit like a goddamn freight train.
>>710087273
lost
>>710090405
read my post about it buddy
>>710090037
holy shit im dead
>>710084735
pssssh
>>710084735
Fuck you
>>710085144
Moar and sauce
>>710084735
how did i know
>>710090553
post the 5 hidden replies plz
>>710090037
>>710090405
>Not knowing who David Thorne is
I can respect that you believe it's fake, but once you look up this legend, you might look at it at a slightly different angle.
>>710084735
Dam
>>710090826
not worth a screen shot.
"Alexah Rhaee Cook So you get off on ruining people lives.? Cause my mom hasn't been this depressed in years. IM GOING TO BEAT THE LIFE FROM YOUR BODY & I CANT WAIT."
Then she follows up with a "Get off my page bitch" to Brandon Miller.
FB isn't private
>>710087525
max par
>>710090552
Hadn't refreshed.
>>710091510
i mean yeah that dude is fat but holy shit he's also more than head and shoulder taller that anyone in that picture like what the fuck that is one giant dude
>>710090782
Header by Edward Lee
>>710090553
Someone should make a fake account and just post these nasty-ass photos on her wall for her friends to see
>>710084735
I just want to laugh you faggots
>>710084735
thats a good one
>>710089649
>white fingers
>>710091623
What the fuck did I just try and read?
>>710084735
fuck you
>>710086289
At least he didn't say 'ergo'.
>>710091623
He's sitting on the armrest
>>710086040
Exact same sentiment
>>710092073
what are you talking about
>>710087167
Where'd he get that toy dagger?
>>710091623
Well he's sitting on the armrest
>>710085115
thats not funny I'm not laughing that's not funny I don't think this is funny I'm not a loser that's not funny
FUCK
some1 post the pic of the alien with the long dick that says ayy lmao xdxd it's so funny +1
>>710092377
Can you be any more underage?
>>710092073
He said the dude is tall, look at him compared to everyone else, head and shoulders above everyone else. Also he's fat.
This is why fatties should have to pay for 2 seats on a plane.
>>710089490
I work for the family biz, and we supply candy to theme parks, and other attractions throughout NA.
Whenever I go and check the inventory of their bulk candy, I need to open under neath the tables and check how many bags/boxes they have left.
Anyway, I don't wear a uniform or anything that identifies me as somebody that's working, but as long as I have a clipboard, NOBODY questions you.
It's fucking ridiculous.
TL;DR
If you want to steal bulk product, bring a clipboard.
>>710084735
a;sldkfjask;ldjfa;sldkjf
>>710084582
Kys
>>710092496
Can you post the meme plz xD
>>710091778
Brandon Miller would love to have those pictures
>>710084687
solid kek
>>710086686
Thanks psychic rottweiler
>>710089437
Hot as fuck
>>710093010
That's actually pretty impressive
>>710088378
Mods
did someone say
>>710084735
Fuck
>>710085352
fucking kek
>>710084687
>>710087167
It's weird how ethnic midgets don't have ethnic features
>>710084735
Lol
>>710092827
Wait until you're 18, then I'll post it.
>>710084735
Too much
>>710084735
Fuck you got me
>>710085705
lost
>>710089649
>cringe
>>710093182
I'd be more impressed if it wasn't peeled(skinned?).
>>710091489
>sneeking up no me
>>710085245
Lmao!!!!!!
>>710093752
Pretty sure everyone there has skin, buddy.
>>710084735
Well plated
Yummy
>>710093752
Definitely, but that's the first I've seen with a sizable fruit.
>>710089375
Why?
![Instagram-Pull-out-game-weak-9e73ec[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/l0u1xqW.png "Instagram-Pull-out-game-weak-9e73ec[1].png")
>>710089649
Anthony Brian Logan on Youtube is baws
>>710085705
Lost very hard
>>710084582
>bulgarian
>Empire
>>710091497
trolololololost
>>710085705
lost
>>710088414
what happened to pic 1?
>>710088022
The guy taking the kid away as if the other idiot was an actual harmful animal
>>710094006
How could you tell if anyone in the pic was gay?
>>710091510
these people should have to pay for 2 tickets like wtf, fat asses on the city busses piss me off when they take up more than 1 seat, I paid for my seat, I shouldn't have to share half my seat with some fatass who can't stick to one seat. sorry, not sorry.
>>710093905
i did not need to fucking see this
>>710084735
kek
>>710086686
I think you missed the joke....
>>710094291
Wut?
>>710085942
http://www.27bslash6.com/
ive seen this david thorne guy before, he actually does all this funny stupid shit and posts it all to his blog
>>710093905
nope nope nope nope
>>710093905
actually dry heaved a ton
>>710084735
kek
>>710090548
Kachaw!
>>710084735
niggy niggy nig nyggy nig
niggy niggy nog niggy nog
niggering nigrously to niggeria
home to the niggerest niggers
and laqwanda the niggest niggress whore
>>710084735
You fuck
>>710084735
Fuck you,
Faggot!
>>710090553
I hope you die in a grease fire
>>710085352
good
>>710087954
Laughed unexpectedly.
>>710094035
Underage nudity...
>>710084735
motherfucker XDDD
>>710085705
good
>>710089567
Dubba dubba eeee
>>710094112
oh my!
>>710091464
Roid rage always gets me
>>710094791
Fuck off kid
>>710085352
I had a good laugh
>>710086289
Confirmed fag
>>710094755
How do you know? She looks old and beat up
>>710095052
>>710084735
Fuk
>>710088378
>>710088414
as if this actually happened today kek
just checked this 30 secs ago
>>710095195
says in the convo that shes 17...
>>710094274
I reported it and it got deleted. Figured they'd look and delete the other one, but they didn't. Just sent a new report because cheese pizza
>>710085245
Lost
I fuckin' love those craigslist posts
>>710095052
TFW the old man gets triggered by the XDs
>>710085144
This gets 3 replies, stupid "reply or mother dies" shit gets 40, newfags make me so mad, shit like this is what makes /b/ great you fucking morons
>>710088414
looks cancerous
>>710084735
Dik
>>710093730
An innocent smirk.
>>710084735
kill yourself
>>710094401
lol fuckin newfag
>>710093010
Her pussy must be burning. Pineapples contain an enzyme that breaks down proteins. Hence the sore tongue after eating too much pineapple
>>710089490
I shouldn't have lost as hard as I did to this.
>>710094312
City bus? Too poor to afford a shitty car? You a nigger?
>>710084735
Smarrrtt
>>710095735
That's none of my problems
>>710093905
So that's the fabled brown pill.
>>710088414
Some women trully are better looking with clothes on
She's almost as disgusting as me when she's naked and Im a solide 2
>>710093905
fucking lost at the file name
>>710084735
What a sneaky cunt you are
>>710095231
Bitch is hot.
>>710088022
Kek
>>710095195
In the post that was taken down it said she was 17.
>>710093905
why is filename cloud9 they just won a tournament
>>710084735
fuck off
>>710095424
oooohhhh, I thought the blank and 7 meant like 57. I thought the young one was the 35 year old because that old body and women always lie about their age.
>>710084582
FUCKING LOST
>>710095904
Pics or it didnt happen
>>710084735
Wow fascinating
>>710088414
those are some nasty-nice saggy hangtits
>>710095393
No anon, she's 27. Understandable mistake getting your 1's and 2's mixed up there bud.
>>710084735
I'm bateman
>>710084735
dick
>>710087954
old and gold
>>710084735
shit
>>710084735
dude the same thing happened to me
>>710095301
Her number :
3195381052
>>710088414
She is 17
>>710092948
Who is this lovely lady?
>>710096525
Sauce?
>>710096668
and she has pancake tits. No pedos will be jacking off to her, so who cares
>>710094175
Ha ha ha ha.
You fucking snot infested faggot.
>>710096789
Fair enough
>>710096705
Bigella Booberson
>>710096789
lmfao, this.
>>710096525
Sauce?
>>710084735
Massive fag
>>710084582
>>710084735
Kill yourself faggot.
>>710097019
Kek'd
>>710084735
Better safe then sorry
>>710084735
dick
>>710096848
>Bigella Booberson
legit googled the name just in case
>>710096525
That kid is going to have some wild fetishes as a teen.
>>710085144
>here's some more:
http://www.rulit.me/books/header-read-253332-11.html
were, Travis' bone was hard agin 'fore he ever made it out ta the Route, so's he hadda pull over, an' thought he'd give her poon a last shot'a the salt fer good measure. Humped her dead pussy hard, he did, and fer a long time, but it were nothin', so's then he took a good hock 'tween her buttcheeks and humped her cornhole—but still... nothin‘. Just weren't nearly as good, 'n fact, as humpin' her head, no sir. So' that's what Travis did next, lay her flat out on the hood'a the truck, an' stuck his root right back inner head. Humped her so hard, 'n fact, there's was milk spurtin' out her big creamy tits, on account of she just dropped a li'l white trash crumb-snatcher a few months back, he'd heard, and once Travis were done pourin' his last nut inta her head, he'd worked up quite a thirst, he did, so's he shook the last drops outa his cock, then he leant over and took a good long suck off those great rib melons'a hers, and had hisself a fine drink'a milk. Tasted kinda sweet and still warm, it did, and it were probably a full quart he sucked out of 'em by the time he were done. Her tits looked smaller, comes ta think of it. once he were through, 'bout plain-ass sucked 'em dry. Then he dumped her dead ass off by a big pin oak tree offa Tick Neck Road.
>>710090553
Yeah you're actually fucked on this one, pal. Probably going to jail. Cyber exploitation is trendy to pursue these days.
On a related note those girls would be fine if they got implants. The daughter would even be pretty. I'd still rather fuck the mom though because I'm a degenerate and like cumming in old women.
>>710096714
>>710096942
Idk was hoping someone would know.
>>710085144
>and more...
Yeah, head-humpin', that were it. Nothin’ better ta relieve the stresses of day-ta-day life, no sir. Get a fella off just dandy it did. And it were only fittin‘, on account'a these gals, and a coupla time fellas, were all kin ta folk who done his Daddy wrong. So Travis, driving back down the Route under a high moon, an' peepers makin’ a ruckus from the trees, had hisself a moment of self actualization.
A eye fer an eye was what the Bible said, and that could be interpreted as meanin' it was alls right ta head-hump a neighbor who done ya wrong. So's by head-humpin'. Travis rightly figured, by squirtin' his daily big load inna gal's head and havin' hisself a dandy nut, he were also follerin' the word of the Lord, doin' a service ta Chris-cher-anity. Ain't that right? Was a mighty great God who'd smile on those fer humpin' heads, yes sir!
But as he droved the pickup back to the cottage. Travis got ta thinkin'. This last month 'er two. he'd pretty much got back at all those who screwed his dear dead Daddy over. Gots back at the Reids an' the Kinneys an' the Waiters an’ the Shoals an' the Smits an' Gawd knowed who else. Weren't many left ta have a header with, ’n fact. But that last nut in Belly Sue's head still left him tinglin', an' just thinkin' 'bout it got him another stiffer right quick, so's he unzipped whiles he were drivin', he did, an'jacked hisself off a last nut an' wiped the watery come off on his shirt, an' then he got back ta thinkin'.
I gots ta know, he truly did declare to hisself, the high moon in his eyes, and his mind a'swayin'. I gots ta!
Yes sir. I got's ta have me a talk with Grandpappy...
> TL: DR -- you really should read it all...
>>710096668
Noticed Mom said they were taking kids trick or treating... I think her whore daughter has more than one kid before 17.
Their both trailer trash breeders.
>>710084735
i was tricked
>>710085144
where tf did this come from?
>>710084735
no.
>>710085705
i dont' get it
>>710084735
I cant believe i fell for it. Didnt lose tho
>>710096668
Technically, momma is in trouble too because she was the one taking the pics
>>710097268
I know this is a joke but that car battery arrangement would just be a dead short, heat up and destroy the battery or cause a fire, not shock anyone. Dumb people trying to be funny make my ass itch.
>>710084735
The only good one.
>>710097506
Kind of hot dont you think so?
>>710087954
why would she be in a childs room setting herself upon a child toy brontasaurus neck that is anal fking her? also why does she have a wedding band on? who would marry this woman? also shes pretty fking hot so maybe
>>710084735
fag
>>710084735
nice
>>710084735
But why?
>>710088239
i just met my wife
>>>>710091527
rubber wheel going the other direction isnt going to produce sparks ffs
>>710085352
Fucking top kek
>>710097789
Her tits have been sucked on for years by at least 2 kids, just look at them.
She also does not shave her pussy regularly which means she is busy letting kids sucking on her saggy tits.
Would breed her again and then piss off
>>710097551
"Header" author Lee Edward
he does a lot of HP Lovecraft tributes, too
>>710089567
>1455388265948
>>710094184
funniest picture i have ever seen in my entire life
(i am magyar)
>>710088239
lost
also what's with all these autismos replying to the mother meme
>>710089401
this is my fetish
>>710084735
damn
>>710088414
Too bad she didn't see it coming.
>>710096714
http://www.daftporn.com/extreme-videos/OMG-caught-by-little-brother.php
>>710084582
>>710086686
Thanks pupper
>>710091527
That is a terrible shoop. Rubber doesn't spark, and they are going the wrong way.
>>710089437
We're slowly running out of ideas.
>>710098436
Is this fresh OC?
>>710084735
Fuck.
>>710084735
Immune thanks to cat
>>710098564
Yeah. Searched her name on Facebook.
The post
> There is a female who is praying on people trying to find "models"....
Was made this afternoon.
>>710085352
dammit I lost
>>710091489
lel
>>710084735
Shit
>>710085245
l0st!!!!!
>>710098696
Kek
DID ANYBODY SAVE THE OTHER PICTURE?
>>710084735
Kek
>>710088085
Wow.
What an art installation.
>>710084735
Cunt
>>710084582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9A4_RGVr_Q
>>710096942
>>710096714
"Camgirl's little brother brings her a Capri Sun"
>>710099104
>DID ANYBODY SAVE THE OTHER PICTURE?
+1.
>>710099520
I chuckled at this one. :-)
>>710084735
I knew it
>>710099552
>>710089567
The woman holding the little retard, isnt she from some netflix show
or does all black people just look alike
![Screenshot_20161015-132942_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gUaf8Kg.jpg "Screenshot_20161015-132942_1[1].jpg")
>>710097019
I would stomp on that cancer's head for free
>>710093905
It was bearable until the end... oh god.
>>710100491
Wow, calm down edge lord.
>>710100610
Honestly, just... its mercy death. If i ever have a child, that would turn out to be like this. I would not be able to love him/her, honestly.
