No YLYL ?! gtfih
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No YLYL ?! gtfih
>>710082946
lel
>>710082946
go fuck yourself sideways
>>710082946
That was clever, god damn
>>710082721
This isn't you cry you loose.
>>710083483
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
meme incoming
>Be at family Halloween gathering.
>Stay inside because too old for trick or treating.
>Cousins come back (from trick or treating).
>Cousin comes up to me.
>He pulls out a dum dum lollipop from his little pumpkin basket.
>"Hey Anon, can you make sure this isn't poisoned?"
>"Sure!"
>I take the paper to see if the wrapping feels different, tinted funny, or suspicious looking.
>I hand it back.
>"This looks fine!"
>My brother who was standing next to us takes the lollipop out of my cousin's hand...
>"Here. Let me make sure it's not poisoned."
>Unwraps lollipop.
>My cousin and I watch as the lollipop disappears behind his lips and reappears as he hands it back to my cousin.
>"Here we go."
What the fuck just happened?
>>710085258
Dude what
>>710082946
>>710082946
Jokes on you, my mother died from one of these images in a previous thread four and a half weeks ago.
>>710085839
Yo watchoo know about balancing power factor? This shit is legit. Except that little LED. That's burnin' a little energy for people who don't know about balancing power factor.
>>710085877
poor kitters
>>710086427
true, but the benefits would be negligible in a domestic setting
happy halloween
>>710082946
Gottt emmm
>>710086772
You could sling the head phones off jerking your head around, fake and gay
>>710084323
Lost
>>710087568
cuws they'll totaly not put it right back on, right?
>>710086427
I'll balance a load right on your faggot ass face, bro.
>>710084323
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txlj0fXtAQU
>>710087631
damn, puberty didn't change jimmy neutron much
>>710085922
I can already imagine the names
>Honor Guard
>Shitstomper 2000
>Kriegsmachine
>The Tzar
>Pallet Jack
one time my mom questioned my sister about y all her pants and shorts had small to mid sized rips in the ass. she told her it was because her ass was growing to big for the clothes. my mom bought the story and bought her new clothes.
MFW its because we were have sex with clothes on to not get caugh
Please donate to my friend
gofundme (dot com slash) help-javaris-get-laid-201617
>>710082946
(You) dick
>>710082946
gg m8"
u got me
>>710088146
wasps are cunts. bees are bros
>>710082946
Wow
>>710082721
that's what you get for not having a clutch,faggot
>>710085821
Literal autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
kek
>>710084564
STOOOOOOOP!!!
FUCKINGSTOOOOOO-
>>710088111
Trips and lost
>>710082946
i should have known.
>>710088209
It looks like Mr. Peanutbutter's retarded cousin.
>>710088402
lost
>>710082946
Nigga
>>710082946
This shit is worse than the banana.
Sage
>>710088402
d pep more like d pepe
>>710084323
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I haven't e over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>710082946
Cheeky
>>710088966
Wait orange text?<
>>710089344
Newfag
>>710088864
niggers would shoot schools if they went
>>710087971
Kek solid names.
>>710089344
You are doing it right now moron...
>>710088126
This is due to a blog on tumblr bent on proving Comcast is run by nazi sympathisers.
>>710086899
Kek. Bahahha
>>710089724
sad thing is the game was not bad but not $60 good... maybe like $35 or a 80% sale good...
>>710088402
why do I like this
>>710086899
larger version
>>710082946
kek
>>710085821
That's Shoe0nHead being a troll
>>710088815
Took me a minute... Kek'd
>>710088402
this is autistic
>>710088197
Not funny
>greentextlol
>>710090076
Well see, the thing about anti-depressants is they don't actually make you feel happy; they make you feel more energetic (in a sense) as one of the symptoms (or perhaps one of the catalysts? Really makes you think) of depression is a lack of motivation to do anything. For some people, the anti-depressants aren't effective enough to motivate them to find happiness, but they DO motivate them enough to go through with ending their lives to cease the suffering
>>710086895
why does her elbow look like a 3rd nipple?
>>710088966
testing<
>>710089845
Pretty sure it was actually the one time leddit did something truly lulzworthy.
>>710089560
Awwwww
>>710084724
lost
>>710090050
fuck I work at a grocery store and this is almost 100% true people with checks are usually old ladies who say really fucking weird random things while checking out.
>>710090626
Don't contradict me in front of the children, Martha!
>>710090086
I've always wanted to piss all over the cardboard.
>>710088953
Major kek, cops will pull your ass over if you have wheels that extrude from fenders, bit if your acutally own real big tires, you know fore sure they don't make 6-8 inch plaster fenders that look half good and cost less that 300 bucks. This is fantastic, I can see doing this my self in the rainy season.
>>710090493
well no wonder adderall makes me feel good
>>710082946
high tech, also kys
>>710089430
But it is orange.
>>710082946
Damnit why didn't I see that?
>>710090878
sauce on this?
>>710082946
fuck you..
>>710091096
Someone help! She's melting!
>>710090967
Every FUCKING day
>>710085877
ahahahha dumb creatures, that's what you get for taking your food for granted!!
>>710091096
spreadhilda
>>710089998
http://imgur.com/a/MeIsi
>>710082946
not cool, man.
>>710084665
Dead meme is dead
>>710082946
Why the fuck do newfags honestly fall for this shit.
>>710091375
>now go masturbate because your grandma does too
>>710087278
Fucking circle pit \m/
>>710085414
why did i lose to this?
>>710091324
Fuck
>>710088982
Everything is wrong here...
>>710090493
>Really makes you think
>>710091096
Shit, I thought that was a Jabba the Hutt cosplay until I zoomed in.
>>710086427
households aren't charged for reactive power, you retarded fucking mongrel
>>710092138
>tfw your sperm turn into meme frogs.
>>710091545
Hey, Tom Hanks is still plenty funny
>>710088966
I miss Snacks.
And that kike faggot moot too.
>>710090582
>>710089344
trolled softly
>>710088966
Heck
>Yea
Bois<
>>710092759
prepare for milo, your new overlord
>>710088111
whoah, dubs dubs trips.
Also lost.
>>710082946
I hate this
>>710082946
Nice
>>710091078
Based google sakura's hole
>>710085761
Haven't seen this in a while. He risked a very unpleasant death with this.
>>710090728
Kek - I was thinking the same thing.
>>710082946
Autist
>>710082946
What an ass
>>710088876
Fucking kek
>>710085039
a nigger WOULD think THC-A works like that wouldn't they
>>710082946
Fuck
>>710090998
Well, to be fair, someone from IB would do that.
>>710082946
Safe
>>710087278
Its like picking up the 3 shells in mario kart
>>710082311
>bulgarian
>Empire
>>710088864
>>710088881
>>710088897
>>710088921
Got a couple of giggles in a row here
>>710089629
Did it say "the pen is mightier than the finger"?
>>710088881
LOST!!!!! LOL
>>710093434
Do these monstrosities have a name?
>>710093453
fkn lost
>>710085154
In a perfect world this would have been the movie and it would have ended right after this
>>710091009
You're fucking retarded, but right at the same time and it pisses me off that you're that deluded. The ones circled are part of the setup right behind him. The next ones "down" are the setup's reflections and the one on the left side below that (the right side is blocked by the subject) are his actual weights. While it is an obvious shoop, pay the fuck attention.
>>710086772
>windows phone
He deserves it
>>710088864
Fair enough
>>710088897
chuckled heartily
>>710090878
laughed heartily
>>710091096
looks like ditto
>>710084625
Sauce?
>>710085891
Is this real?
why can't i post my long tirade about how shit this thread is. yet another reason this website is taking a nosedive, you guys have a shit sense of humour
>>710082311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM9IyRua6VE
>>710097978
Tomato
>>710095004
Those are deer asses.
>>710084323
lost
>>710082946
kek
>>710097978
Ketchup
>>710086427
they have big fucking electrical motors in homes , yeah breh
>>710088179
Whoa, you don't see much FC shit around anymore
>>710091356
kek
>>710088361
> funniest thing in this thread
5 hours thread
>>710088881
im out. lost
>>710082946
damn
>>710100280
ahahahhaahhahah how is that even remotely funny you potato
>>710085761
2edgy4me
>>710082946
Fuck
>>710085860
underrated post
>>710088966
Dubs don't lie<
>>710084279
Actually lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQUgf3tL1U
>>710085902
Lost
>>710082946
Shit
>>710082946
no thanks
>>710095004
Robert Paulson
>>710093879
Weed CAN kill you tho. You just need such an ungodly amount of it that's it's almost impossible to do as a human. As a cat tho your limit would be A LOT lower.. Do you even toxicity/body mass ratios?
>>710082946
123
>>710090149
thanks Lori
>>710085891
Because it wasnt supposed to be a failure
>>710092008
typical anime lover
>>710082946
Lol fgt u ain't nothing
>>710089560
Underrated post by a country mile
>>710082946
fuck you!
These memes would fit in really well on this meme site I know, I believe it's called 9gag.com
