Give me one good reason not to kill myself..
Little bit about me..
>no gf
>no friends
>family are all assholes
>no job
>no car
>no social life
>only 21 and have no will to live anymore
just do it. don't let your dreams be memes.
>>710072499
If you feel bad for not having a girlfriend then you don't deserve one
>>710072499
Basically same boat as you. Recently unemployed but of own decision. Only difference is I have friends. Do the same as me, put in applications, meet people, do things Outsiiiide the house/apartment. But for now, I'll be your friend anon.
I'll be your friend OP, we're all /b/rothers in the eyes of a nonexistent god
>>710072499
There is no good reason not too and anyone who tries to convince you not to do it is delusional.
>>710072499
Your also a faggot, op is always a faggot
dude that girls doesnt work for anything, you are a lucky guy for doesnt have a girlfriend, no go to a porn page and masturbate with pony photos
>>710072892
Mainly I feel bad that I know I'll never be able to love someone like I once did..
>>710072958
>implying we will ever talk outside of this thread
Cute gif though
Join the fucking Military. You can start a new damn life and make friends and accomplishments. All it takes it to not be a lazy faggot
>>710073249
At least I'm a faggot that knows proper grammar.
>>710073353
and she left you because I saw that in the background were gay and you were going to kill a idiotic part like that, you do not deserve to pony porn now
>>710072499
Bruh stop being a fucking sad cunt, you got to get like zyzz bruh, go out there workout get bitches be a fucking sick cunt not no fucking sad cunt.
Cuz at the end of the day people only ganna care about u if u fucking shredded bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw&t=76s
>>710073526
I am not going to dedicate my life and mental health to serving the very people that cause the world to suffer in the name of profit.
>>710072499
At least you don't have Crohns. I basically ticked all those boxes, plus that, at 21.
On the other hand, I also wasn't an enormous, blubbering vagina who thought life was just too hard, so I had that going for me.
Please dont.
Go out. Lie in a peaceful field. Take a walk in a nice park. Just breathe and think. Wake up early and make a good breakfast.
Then try to make yourself better. In any way. Even if it's just getting one, small thing done.
The hardest part is not letting things get to you. Just think of what kind of life you want. You can get there. Don't let assholes get in front of that.
>>710072499
>Ur an murican
>>710073471
We can if you want. Got a steam anon? Kik. Idk man. Misery loves company.
>>710073634
I dont want people to care about me for that reason
>>710072499
Do you live in an apartment? How long till you cant pay rent?
i can give u a new virtual girlfrien ;3
>>710072499
Add me on fb anon, let's be friends
friends are the most AWESOME shit in the world nigga
>>710072499
Get a hobby, Sorry about your fucked up fam tho.
>>710073526
THIS ONE
>>710072499
Man the fuck up, the only person stopping you from obtaining these things is yourself, if you want it then take it
>>710073704
>lie in a peaceful field
Aint no fields around here
>take a walk in a nice park
None of those near me either
>wake up early and make a good breakfast
I got ramen noodles and a chimichanga to last God knows how long
>just think of what kind of life you want
The world is nowhere near ready to produce the life I want
>>710072499
>give me one reason
>only 21
Shit man, go and rape somebody, go out and be an asshole to everybody, steal shit, kill someone you hate. You are dead anyways.
>>710072499
>>710073782
Only social media I use is Facebook
>>710073526
>>710074221
Yeah I was in the army it did wonders for me
>>710072499
even if you're shit
4Chan still here for you
>>710072499
Video games.
Plus, you got dubs.
No other reason needed.
It's unnatural and cowardly to remove yourself from the gene pool. Why do all religions say it's blasphemy to kill yourself? Cause it's instinct not to.
>>710074359
add me, pass ur profile
>>710073871
Yes I do. With my dad and he can maybe pay rent but who knows how long that will last. Also have bed bugs, forgot to mention
people try to be nice with u body, now fok u
Give me one good reason not to kill myself too
>gf
>nothing else
>>710074441
look, this bitch didn't got quads for 3 numbers, that's a reason for suicide
>>710073940
As if I could ever afford that
Good! You are not tied to anything in this world!
Leave them, don't answer calls, don't meet them places/parties,
Just do what you want, reinvent yourself,
Fuck em
Just move on and do you, your too young to be doing this shit man
There are consequencrs though, depending that on how you kill yourself. Any inflicted physical damage at the moment of the suicide is going to be translated to your periespirit, and therefore to your next body, you can be born with deformities. And also, if you don't learn to cope with your difficulties you're going to deal with them all the lifes needed until you learn. So it's kinda useless to suicide. Anyway, it's your decision, take care.
>>710073966
Sure why not
>>710073530
Proper grammer wont stop you from killing yourself
>>710074638
username?
>>710074301
>The world is nowhere near ready to produce the life I want
Boo-hoo-hoo. The world does not exist to give you what you want, nigger.
kys
>>710074311
Noted
>>710074473
Aw fuck dude i had those for a long ass time. I ended up buying pesticide that was proven to kill bedbugs, and spraying it everywhere, then sleeping in a sleeping bag in the middle of the room with a circle of pesticide surrounding me to keep them away. Took about 4 months of sleeping on the floor before the bugs all died
>>710072499
You're still pretty young, OPie, I bought my first car at 24 and got my very first gf at 26, I have a normal job, graduated from an average college but I'm still very proud of what I earned by myself.
I'm 29 by the way, about to marry my gf, I've been living with her for the past 5 months but we decided to get married.
Don't give up, I almost killed myself and now I have this stupid and huge scar in my left arm, keep working hard, my man.
Photos Leaked Of This Nigga Dead (whit his truelove who never know because he never go outside, bitch)
>>710073808
Bruh im telling you right now you can ethier be a sad cunt or actually workout and become a sick cunt.
Look at this guy he went from a sad cunt addicted to warcraft to a fucking sick cunt.
>>710074448
How would I do that without all of 4chan spamming my account
>>710072499
Why do you measure your success and happiness by these foolish notions? Chose your own happiness. Chose your own conditions for success.
No one lives your life but you. You're the one in charge of it.
>>710073698
Crohn's isn't even a disease.
Inflammatory "diseases" are not disease.
You fat fucks eat glyphosate-ridden food and GMO corn that destroys your stomach lining and causes an inflammatory response.
>>710074885
Who died from steroid use.
>>710072499
>>710074885
Yeah, without steroids it's impossible to reach Zyzz level sick.
Memes
You have plenty of time for shit to improve
ily
>>710074612
Much easier said than done
>>710072499
If you don't care about your life anymore then spend all your money on traveling. If you don't have money then borrow some from your asshole family
>>710074979
Erm. No.
Don't quit your day job, arm chair doctor.
>>710074628
This niev slut believes we are more that dirt n chemical attraction, entropys a real bitch, pain is nothing but a feeling, not even an important one at our IQ and vision
>>710074922
idk, ill send a pic of "(You)" for you to know it's me
>>710074628
I feel like I can choose what my next life will be so Im conflicted with what you said
>>710074672
Nope
>>710075015
He had a heart defect from birth, it wasn't the steroids that killed him, he was pretty much born to die young.
what the fuck do you do all day?
yeah boi, send a pic, maybe you r beautiful like Dio
>>710075034
This is probably the best post I've seen come out of one of these threads.
>>710075045
You would have to have supreme genetics but even if you cant get like zyzz you can still built an impressive physique
>>710074979
You clearly are not an authority on diseases. Lets break it down. Disease is when you feel a 'dis-ease' in your body. When something doesnt feel right. Also, my friend has crohns, and its not because he eats like shit. Kys tbqh fam
>>710075195
Well, that's because we choose with our actions. Nothing will be given to you "just because". Every being in existence has been granted with the bless to evolve to higher levels of life, matter and consciousness thanks to its effort to keep on going. It's not like your next life is going to be worst, if at "worst" it'll be slightly better than this one.
you could be stronger if you go to gym buddy
>>710075101
They dont have money either. My mom does but our relationship is shit. She abused me as a kid then when I grew up a bit she tried denying it ever happened. When my first car trashed out she bought me a car but only let me use it for a bit. She bought me a motorcycle and clothes and vidya but because I didnt move in with her she took it all and sold it.
>>710075109
I was diagnosed with "Crohns," "IBS," "MS,""fibromyalgia,""lymes."
I went to a holistic doctor when I was basically dying due to malnourishment.
Commercial wheat is sprayed with glyphosate (Round-Up) which kills insects by literally making their stomachs explode.
95% of corn, or corn containing products are genetically modified (GMO.) Studies have shown that these not only damage the stomach, but also damage DNA. So much so that it causes infertility within 3 generations in-vivo with lab rats.
But yah, keep on eating that fast food so you can get your disability check you lazy fuck.
>>710075477
Im not the anon you're responding too but anyways how is your friend doing /b/ro?
I heard of some people who have crohns and like they spend their lives at the hospital and some who like they never get a symptom at all.
>>710072499
On top of being a faggot OP, you just gotta organize and start schedulizing your life. Doesn't take much to set a day to go to a work agency and apply for random grants/loans etc. Get yourself an agenda and use it. It'll keep you busy and away from stupid thoughts like killing yourself and make you realize you're actually doing something
>>710072499
make a reason to live
People who ACTUALLY want to ll themselves go out and do it rather than cry out for help and attention
>which is what you're doing
and they forever become an hero
>>710075266
GTA5
>>710075697
I forgot to add, I took all that bullshit out of my diet and I live a normal symptom free life, going on 3 years now.
>>710075697
Crohns is chronic tho, you still have complications?
>>710075183
Add Adrian Malrick
In OK
>>710075820
Negative. Crohn's doesn't exist.
Don't take bullshit medication, change your diet.
>>710075642
you can make exercise on home, like push ups, that realy, really help broh
>>710075778
What diet you change too?
>>710075885
Yeah bro i dont have crohns but i might have a stomach ucler, the thing is i dont really ever eat fast food.
![IMG_1047[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rQ5xRQQ.jpg "IMG_1047[1].jpg")
>>710075745
this is very true but this is a better version of that pic
>>710072499
hay op, your a faggot that wants to kill yourself...
>think about this
if you do end yourself you wont be here to cause anarchy through any means.
>well, if you do anyway... do have the curtsy to live stream it for the rest of us /b/tards
>>710075702
Its something he has to deal with daily. Its given him anxiety and depression but hes not a complainer. He leads a pretty active life despite it. I know Id never be able to live with it. I had digestive problems as a kid and spent many a night on the bathroom floor in agony with burning intestines. If that shit lasted through puberty i probably would have killed myself.
![IMG_1048[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FPznuH5.jpg "IMG_1048[1].jpg")
>>710075745
or do you think this version is better
>>710072499
Stop being a faggot.
You haven't even begun to fuck up yet. You're like a guy on the starting line of a race saying, "well I guess I lost this shit".
Live life, fuck it up some more, succeed when you don't think you're supposed to, and just see what happens.
I guarantee you'll die one day. May it be at 85 with two 18 year old redheads sucking your dick, rather than 25 with a belt around your neck.
>>710076077
If I do kill myself (method yet to be determined) I will stream it for you fuckers
>>710075891
All organic.
No high fructose corn syrup and no commercial wheat.
I would lay low on any bread until your stomach heals.
Use lot's of high quality probiotic supplements (50billion+), kefir, yogurt, etc.
You can added organic sprouted wheat bread once your stomach is better.
>>710075745
fun fact the color of the mayhem logo matches the color of the vinyl if thats the form of media you purchased
>>710072499
Don't fucking care, go cry on Tumblr.
>>710076154
Damn bro glad his staying strong.
per yngve ohlin wasnt just an hero he still are an hero
drink clorox lil piece of shit
>>710076373
Damn bro thanks i was lowkey worrying about all of this as well but im glad you came through, im going to change my diet.
When you said all organic you're talking about like a vegan diet?
>>710076550
You cared enough to open the thread and make a post
>>710076811
kill yourself bitch do it already be an hero like pelle ohlin
>>710076344
what will you pick
>messy
or
>painless
just know that ether way you may still exist in some form and end up regretting it. that being said. you are the only one that can make the choice
>>710072499
Might as well. It's not going to get better with age.
I feel the same way /b/ro
>>710077065
Probably just tie a cement block to my foot and jump in a lake
>>710076811
Cause I am tired of seeing this faggot cry for attention bullshit.
>>710077391
I've been thinking a lot about walking onto the highway.
>>710077635
Im asking for a reason to live quit being a fucking dick
>>710077660
What if you survive though
You can't afford it
>>710077843
The speed limit on the nearest highway is 70 miles per hour and people usually speed.
>>710072499
It could be worse after.
>>710077966
Why you wanna an hero
>>710072499
try jerking off until you are hospitalized
>>710077161
You're damn right.
>>710078051
Not if i do this
>>710077391
>>710078119
Girlfriend broke up with me. Pickup truck hydroplaned and got totaled. I don't have anyone to talk to either. I'm 18 years old and my life is completely meaningless.
>>710078290
My girl broke up with me 2 years ago and I hydroplaned my car and totaled it last week so fuck it right?
It will suck after this thread 404s. OP, want me to start another thread after it does?
>>710075697
>>710075778
>>710076373
And yet again... anon is someone has managed to heal themselves NATURALLY by getting to the root cause. Holistic doctors are way ahead of Western Medicine. Hell... people thousands of years ago were way ahead of western doctors today. Doctors today have their head so far up their asses they're not willing to think for themselves and question what they've been taught in med school. The majority of Western doctors are pathetic, and mostly definitely are NOT intelligent.
"ooo he's a Doctor. He's a very intelligent man. That's a very difficult job" they used to say when I was a young child.
>>710078479
Yeah /b/ro. This girl that I loved broke up with me and then a month later my truck crashed. That was this summer.
>>710078171
i used to work with a guy i called ceder block man, because he killed a few people in that method. i quit that job when he wanted to go fishing with me...
>>710073311
Dubadubs
>>710078727
Kek
Yeah I would have too. That or bring two cinder blocks of your own
>>710072499
Brandon plz. Get off your ass, swallow your pride and get a ducking fast food job. It's easier to get a job when you have a job.
>>710072995
*tips fedora*
>>710079155
Not Brandon and I refuse to devalue myself by working fast food again
>>710072499
be a fuckin man
>>710074839
Is that Briggs????
>>710072499
go to the gym
feel better
???
profit
>>710072499
I have none of those things but a job and a car and a guy I fuck on craigslist.
varying on your specifics those things can be accessible if you do them in the right order. you can get to the point where you keep going without it being hard. Your life runs itself, all you really have to do is ride the rail and keep your shit together just enough to stop from losing your point of stability. getting up and having something to do every day helps a bit.
Watchgin this video about BoJack Horseman was the turning point in me being able to deal with the pointlessness of everyday life, the cynical nihilism and depression, lack of direction and feeling unreal. that keeps me down every day. That and DMT. I recommend both experiences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rORIDYHOFTQ
>>710072499
Why should we?
Nigga you were gifted with life and sentience to enjoy shit and also be miserable. Do with it what you wish, even if that means savoring the taste of led or what it feels like to have your body weight hanging from a rope. Personally i'll just enjoy weeb shit and smoking cigs till my lungs collapse someday.
Also your photo looks like a cat is holding the fucking gun or something.
Here's another one guys
>>710080240
>>710072499
Could be worse.
You could have a degenerative bone disease that keeps you in agony during every waking moment.
You could be having your eyelids razored off by a semi-skilled technician in order to test hair products. How do you think they got those "DO NOT USE ON EYES" warnings?
You could have a wife.
Or even worse, you could have a wife that cuts your penis off while you're sleeping, and tosses it out the window of a moving car.
Or down the garbage disposal.
Do it no balls!
>>710072499
stfu and pull the trigger OP. We aren't going to suck your cock to make you want to live.
Alright now here's what you need to try
1. Cut yourself
2. Message someone that hates you
3. Tell that person that you're cutting yourself
fuck you 4chan! I'm trying to save someones life and you wont let me post because of some spam filter?!?!?
YOU WILL MISS WW3!!!
DONT DO IT ANON!
wow you dont even have a job and want to kill yourself?
you dont even have a gf and want to kill yourself?
you dont even have car payments and want to kill yourself?
you dont even have annoying retards u gatta appease and want to kill yourself?
you dont even have to pretend and do gay shit in life because of cultural propaganda and ideals of autistic fucks?
dude your right, your a fucking pussy and should kill yourself.
im 28 and think about killing myself because of how bad my back hurts and how my life is literally pretty much ruined and can do nothing because of it, how its aged me and how ill never suceede at what i love doing, i fucking work construction n shit with my back, thats what did it to me, saved a guy catchin somethin heavy, world didnt do shit, workmans comp fucked me, and now i sit here in pain just using a computer n sleeping besides from busting ass at work with a broken back.
aint got no fkin money, cars too expensive, cant buy shit, buy shitty food, prob wont be able to do what i love for much longer and then what? i dont even want to pick up a gf because i wont even be able to act like i use to or fuck her good.
you know why i still live? because theres a few little things to still enjoy, i also like to still try to help the species and guess what, its in our instinct to survive.
so dude fuck off.
>>710082971
>>710072499
Thread was on page ten, and wouldn't let me post because of the spam filter!
I guess the phone number for the national suicide hotline is spam.
Anyway, Here's what I was tring to say before.
>>710072499
The simple truth is that it can get better, but you have to put in some effort. I don't know your whole story, if you're depressed due to your current situation, brain damage, or mental illness.
But I do know that if you kill yourself, you have no chance of getting better. That's why they call it "committing" suicide.
Whatever the cause, get help. Start by calling here *just google it because spam?*
Don't like phones? Try googling a webchat.
I've tried to kill myself three times. I don't know if I'm stupid, or lucky, but I obviously survived. My story is long so I won't tell it right now, but my point is that you think you're at you're lowest point, but believe me, it can get much lower. It can also get much higher.
What saved me was getting evicted from my apartment.
Sorry. I'm rambling.
Right now: call suicide hotline. Barring that, get to an ER and tell them you want to kill yourself.
Later: Therapy. Meds; mine a re Zoloft and Adderall. I'm still me, but a much better me.
Lastly get to a gym. Lifting will pump you so full of endorphins that you'll wind up giddy. and youll look awesome without a shirt.
good luck!
OH! If you die, you'll never see the next fappening!
just wait a bit until we are a soviet puppet state, things will be a lot different. the fix is in, the codes are ready to be transferred, we are sold to putin, not to benefit the top 1 percent, but the top 1 individual
>>710074195
Fuck that. Friends are a Goddamn waste of time. By the time everyone hits 22, they're already molded into the fake version of themselves. They play stupid fucking games, never being honest with themselves or others. Even when the jig is up they try to deny reality. It can feel like pulling teeth to get an actual human conversation out of most people. And if you ain't a half decent person yourself, good luck trying to find those small few who're actually willing to be real.
God give me strength to pull the fucking trigger someday
You can't fap if you're dead
>>710086133
I messaged my ex-girlfriends best friend on Facebook. She hates me. It was fucking great.
>>710075034
I hate this pic with a Goddamn passion.
Fuck the person who made it.
You wanna know why I have depression? Cause I constantly think about shit all the fucking time. All day, er'ry day. It never stops. I think about life, the Universe, who I am... It never stops. You know what I realized after years of thinking? I'm a Goddamn loser who has to talk to anonymous faggots on the Internet to keep himself from going insane from isolation and loneliness. You wanna know what else I realized? All of my pain and problems? It's all my Goddamn fault and I can't change a fucking thing. I'm trapped and there's no way out.
You wanna help me, you faggot owl? Give me a gun so I can end it and some Russian Standard vodka to gain the balls to do it. "Hurr durr, ur like a MUH-REEN!!" Fuck right off. Living isn't that hard. Billions of people in worse situations are living with more hope than I am.
So why can't I "just find a reason to live?"
I am broken. I have nothing. I have nobody. I want to die.
>>710087282
Sadly, this
