Where the fluffies at tonight you sick fucks
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Where the fluffies at tonight you sick fucks
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Anyone have the comic with the one momma saying the brown baby was bad and the dude takes care of it and abuses the bestest baby and mom?
>>710072053
Hello space niggers.
>>710073811
I have a page that fits that description
>>710074374
That thing is crap, dude.
Pretty sure anon was asking about Good Manners Is All That Matters by Ring of Fire. Which, I do not have.
>>710074608
isn't all of this crap?
The first time I sought this shit out was for how bad most of it looks
>>710074321
We aren't bronies
>>710074880
Don't care.
>>710074802
Fluffy abuse was made to shit on bronies. Your preaching to the choir
>>710075116
Look above your post.
>>710075240
Not an argument
Needs more abuse
>>710075116
then why was ponybrigade always doing fluffy threads?
God I fucking wish these things were real.
Unfortunately I'll have to settle for whatever my glue traps can catch.
>>710075789
I don't know who ponybrigade is. I'm not here for the show, I'm here for the same reason I browse rekt threads. In fact, I've never watched the show and have no intention to.
More like this >>710074374
Justice abuse is best abuse
>>710076093
ponybrigade is/was a massive brony...
he's also the creator of GoB (pic related)
>>710076586
god, i hated these threads so much. there was always 5 running at the same time.
>>710074374
So tell me, what certain laws surround fluffies? I know they are considered toys and not animals.
Someone have the one where the foals got hanged in some light cables and then one with wings try to fly and dies?
>>710077911
It varies from headcanon to headcanon.
Anybody got some good smarty abuse?
>>710073811
Source?
post stories plox.
>>710077911
It depends on the author's head canon. I personally would think that if someone maliciously killed another person's pet fluffy it could be considered destruction of private property since due to some legal bullshitting by Hasbio in the background lore they are considered "biotoys" rather than animals, highly genetic engineered/modified, but animals nonetheless.
>>710073811
If anybody has more research pictures like this it would be great.
>>710078897
>>710078126
Thanks for the info. So to some degree it's like SCP with a bunch of different canons.
>>710073811
I do, but the comic is too big to post. Mook limited the image file size to 2MB.
>>710079163
Why the fuck did he do that anyway?
>>710079163
>>710077238
papa flugby's version is better anyway
>>710079163
Crop and split into multiple pictures.
>>710079318
>>710079376
Yah know this one wouldn't be worth posting if it weren't for the face the dumb thing makes in the third panel.
>>710075116
So what you're saying is that the whole fluffy community is a branch of bronies?
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These things are an illness with me.
It's like someone made me into the manchurian candidate but my murder-trigger is happy innocent babbling cartoon horses.
>>710079663
This is the fluffy equivalent of robbing a gun store.
>>710079767
Really? I like the hyper-satisfied look in the first panel with the can of Foal-B-Gone nearby.
>>710080032
i don't get the pic, neither your comment
>>710080204
I think this was inspired by a real picture. Replace them with ducks.
>>710080032
I see the wild ones as being potential murderers to their own kind while domestic ones with the right care can be normal.
>>710079714
Shit fuck in the ass.
>>710080274
>/b/ too philistine for entry level /lit/ like the manchurian candidate
Didn't that get a movie not too long ago?
It's about a guy that gets brainwashed such that he murders when he sees a playing card.
I am saying that these cute little innocent creatures fill me with senseless murderous rage, O autistic one.
>>710080719
Also I like extra dumb fluffies. Seeing a fluffy clearly dying by being bisected via shoe, and then seeing its "bwudda" asking if it needs huggies to fix its boo-boos when it's clearly gonna die from being fucking bisected, gives me warm fuzzies inside.
>>710080032
I think it's because there's some serious uncanny valley shit going on. The furby-like face, the inane cutsey babble, the oversized eyes, the chirping, the suicidal naivete that they see the world with.
It's all just so much shit that's supposed to be cute that it winds up repulsing me because it all feels so artificial and contrived and manipulative and it's satisfying to watch these things get BTFO.
>>710081093
>extra dumb fluffies
What about ones with no self-control?
>>710081208
They were engineered to be the perfect toy/pet only for the unfinished product to get released in the wild.
Seems like in trying to make it possible to communicate they sacrificed other intelligence features.
>>710079714
nuuuuu
Sup Flufflos. How is Halloween treating all of you?
>>710079714
nuu! nuu fowaveh sweepies!
>>710082086
I'm just here for the research. I find all of this interesting to study how fluffies and this fandom works.
>>710082196
I suppose they can eat themselves to death by having to much?
>>710082571
Each of those shits is larger than that shitrat's abdominal cavity. That surely must have taken some dedication.
>>710082571
That's fuckin funny. Even more of a degenerate that smarty fluffies
>>710082331
How is your research coming along?
>>710082331
Source on that pic? I'd like to see more context as to how he ended up in that situation.
>>710082331
What's happening in this one? Is it saying spaghetti is poisonous to fluffies or something?
>>710082865
Coming along greatly. Had a breakthrough last night to know the basics. Maybe I should open up a Fluffie lab to study social hierarchy and how they work. Still got a few questions their and their though.
I would also need a few smartys but they are hard to come by.
>>710082898
Sorry I got it from here on /b/.
>>710082924
Thats what I am trying to understand. I am fairly certain though Fluffies can over eat and kill themselves. Spaghetti is just a favorite of theirs. I did see a few comics here of them overeating and becoming sick.
>>710082804
My cat takes massive shits that end up about half of her, very rotund length. I suppose anything is truly capable when it comes to animals shitting.
>>710082835
Also does anybody know if Hasbio is still around or does it depend on canon?
>>710083407
P-pics or it didn't happen?
>>710083622
I am under the impression that, at least in most canons, it is
>>710083632
I'll take one of the cat if you want, but as a responsible owner I am obligated to let my folks clean the cat shit that's not in the litterbox.
>>710073811
>>710083787
Pic of the cat with a ruler, then of the largest turd in the litterbox with that same ruler?
Bump, anyone got stories?
>>710084017
I cleaned the litterbox earlier. No, I am not going out and digging the bag out from the bin and tossing it down for a photoshoot.
>>710084063
>>710073811
You're gonna have to be more specific, at this point what you just said is more cliche than "DUMMEH HOOMIN GO WAY OW SMAWTY GIFF SOWWY POOPIES"
People who like their abuse justified aren't exactly original it seems
>>710084269
>>710084436
>>710083622
I always thought they went bankrupt after spending billions on engineering the fluffies only to have them breed like rabbits in the wild.
>>710084497
>>710084554
>>710084063
one of Ginger Fig's old stories
1/4
>The fluffy pony infestation in your city is bad.
>Their crap and dead bodies rot in the alleys.
>They ruin gardens in city parks.
>They beg from humans constantly.
>Traffic accidents have gone up 30%.
>Last week fluffies ate all the grass on an off-ramp median.
>Without grass the soil eroded and ran down into the road.
>A biker got caught out by the mud and crashed...broke his leg.
>That's just one example.
>Fluffy ponies are a public menace.
>The city pays private contractors like you to eliminate fluffies.
>Your team is the best; you can haul in hundreds every day.
>It's not hard, you just have to know what works.
>Catching the first group of the day is hardest.
>City ferals are scared of catchers, they run and hide when they see you.
>You don't need a whole herd to start with.
>One fluffy foal will do.
>Look, there's a momma fluffy right over there.
>She's grazing on old vegetable trash outside a Chinese buffet.
>Two foals nibble on the tender bits.
>They're just starting to eat solid food.
>Fluffy family is distracted by "nummies."
>You and your partner creep up silently.
>Toss a net over the momma & babies.
>They shriek & try to run away.
>The net has them.
"Whhhaaaahhh! Dun huwt fwuffy! Nu huwt babees! Fwuffy onwy hungwy!"
>You don't need the mother.
>Beat her to death with a hammer.
>The terrified foals aren't smart enough to escape.
>They squeal and cling to her bloody fluff.
>Toss her corpse in the trash bag.
>Collect the foals.
>You only need one, but a replacement is good to have.
>>710084237
Then just the cat with a ruler, and use mspaint to approximate the largest turd of his that you have witnessed
>>710084612
2/4
>There's a park near Little Italy.
>Grass, water and pasta trash all in one convenient location.
>It's so infested people now call it "Fluffy Shit Park."
>This is where you set up your fluffy trap today.
>Pull one of the foals out of their box.
>The frightened sibling tries to hang onto his sister.
>A quick finger flick knocks him away.
>"Pwease nu owwies! Pwease nu huwt fwuffy!" she squeaks.
>Tears soak her face fluff...she's terrified.
>Pull a big offshore fish-hook from your kit.
>The kind you fish for sharks and billfish with.
>Pierce fluffy filly through the pelvis.
>She howls in unbelievable agony, every muscle thrashes.
>Hang the screaming fluffy foal from a branch.
>24 inches off the ground.
>That's about 3 inches higher than any fluffy pony can reach.
>>710084606
>>710084606
>>710084672
whoops
2.5/4
>Fluffy ponies have a natural attraction to babies.
>They'll let a fellow adult die, but instinct drives them to protect foals.
>It doesn't take long.
>In minutes a herd of fluffy ponies waddles out of the bushes.
>Attracted by the foal's tearful screams.
"Whewe babee? Why babee cwying?" "Dhewe babee!" "Hewp babee!"
>The foal thrashes on the end of the line.
>It sees other fluffy ponies and cries for rescue.
"Owwwiiie! Fwuffy hav tewwible owwiies! Pwease hewp!"
>The strays are horrified...a baby in pain & danger.
>They reach and feebly hop to try to reach the foal.
>Pegasus fluffies flap their useless wings.
>None of them can reach the suffering foal.
"Whhhaaahhh! Hewp fwuffy! Owwiiee! Whaaahhh!"
>On the ground the feral herd cries.
"Hewp babee!" "Nu can weach babee!" "Too much high!"
>They cluster underneath her and try to reach the foal.
>Now is the right moment.
>Creep out of your hiding spot; throw the net.
>>710084719
3/4
>Captured fluffies squeal and shriek in confusion.
>They try to run, but the net allows none to escape.
>A few especially dumb ones ask you & your crew to help.
"Mista! Babee fwuffy hav owwies...pwease hewp, gif fwuffies babee!"
>Stupid creatures don't understand they only have about 30 seconds left to live.
>Make thy peace with thy maker.
>Just kidding; humans created fluffy ponies & now we hate you.
>Smash the trapped fluffies with your hammers.
>You don't need to kill them all.
>Broken legs, smashed faces, snapped spines are fine too.
>Anything to keep them from getting away.
>Soon none are fighting.
>The fluffy foal hangs above and looks down in horror.
>So soon after watching her mother killed the same way this must be pretty traumatic.
>No big deal, she'll join them by the end of the day.
>Pull the net off.
>The survivors writhe around and cry.
>"Weggies nu wowk!" "Whaaa, fwuffy huwt!" "Nu can move, why nu move?"
>Collect them, toss 'em in the trash bag.
>If they're not dead already they will be soon.
>Hose the blood off the sidewalk.
>Try for another herd.
>The bait foal just hangs there whimpering.
>Shocked by what she has just watched.
>Gotta get her crying again...crying is important.
>Grab her, twist the hook around.
>She screams in agony.
>Rip one of her delicate ears for good measure.
>"Boss! Here they come...hide!"
>Dive back into the bushes just as another fluffy herd comes plodding along.
>>710084713
>>710084791
>>710084775
4/4
>You've caught 4 fluffy pony herds by lunch.
>The bait foal is pretty useless by now.
>She's lost a lot of blood...witnessed so much horrifying trauma.
>She barely cries, that won't attract adult fluffies.
>Okay. That's why you kept her brother.
>Rip the hook out, baby fluffy screams one last time.
>Eeyup, she's dead. Toss her in the trash bag.
>After lunch, change locations.
>The main city park is good after lunch.
>Careless humans leave their lunch scraps out.
>*sigh* There ought to be a law against littering.
>It's a buffett for fluffy pony scavengers.
>Your 2nd fluffy foal has been in his box all morning.
>Cowering in fear, crying and sitting in his own piss.
"Fwuffy scawed! Pwease Mista nice? Gif huggies?"
>Reach in the box.
>He squeals and tries to run from your hand.
>It's not very effective.
>Catch his leg, lift squirming foal up.
>Pierce him with the hook, straight through his tiny nuts into his pelvis.
>He shrieks and thrashes like his dead sister did.
>Hopefully he'll do as good a job as bait.
>Fluffy pony control is a never ending job.
>You incinerate 20 garbage bags a day full of these vermin.
>There's always more.
>The citizens appreciate your efforts though.
>Hairy PeTA chicks bring you iced tea and lemonade.
>"You're doing such a good job wiping out invasives so native species can thrive."
>One gives you a hand-job in the truck.
>After you finish you hear crying and babbling.
"Babee haf owwies!" "Hewp babee!" "Get babee down!"
>Looks like the bait foal attracted another herd.
>Say goodbye to hairy PeTA chicks.
>There's work to be done.
>>710073811
It's seems I'm going to have to post it since nobody else seems to know what it is you're talking about
>>710074802
owthedg
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>>710084984
his description was pretty vague.
>>710084984
>>710085190
I just want one of these where the shitbaby has a shit life and dies in a pile of poo and there's no captain save a shitrat to play out the same tired revenge story again
>>710085190
>>710085383
And final part
>>710085190
I would like to see more. This confirms my suspicions that fluffies are "racist.
Is their other colors they dislike as much? Colors they hold high like royalty?
>>710085546
The obnoxiously evil ones (ie the ones that have "bad babies" or kill their babies over colors) usually also prefer babies that share colors with themselves.
>>710085546
Whatever colors would be most useful for survival in the wild are poopie babies. Green and brown.
This changes from artist to artist.
>>710085546
Nigga the brown ones wuz kangs.
>>710085546
the reason ive seen for color bias in the fluffies themselves was because they were actually programmed to sort them selves out in labs by type and color. The fluffies were released by PETA before they were actually market ready. That also explains why they think fluffies with wings AND horns are monsters. They were introduced late and had not been programmed in to their sorting behavior
>>710085546
Generally, it's shit brown that's considered the "poopie babbeh" by default. If there aren't any brown ones, it'll be the one the mother likes the least. A lot of times, the one the mother likes the most is the one most like her, either in color or subtype (earthie, pegasus, unicorn).
Alicorns (wings and horns) are considered "monsters" due to a quirk of being released before they were finished working out the bugs in fluffies. They can't decide whether it's a pegasus or unicorn and experience the uncanny valley effect. Some head canons have later "official release" fluffies that don't have this problem and call them "pointy-wingy fluffies".
>>710086269
This anon is also correct about the self-sorting.
>>710086269
Thank you. The second bit is very important information for me to have.
>>710082084
Pretty good work tho
>>710085546
It's worth pointing out that this is a rather recent thing. Personally I think it's a product of autistic artists hearing "pooping on carpet doesn't really justify gruesome disembowling" and instead of going "maybe I should just skip the justification and just indulge in a bit of the ole ultraviolence", they think "well, what comically evil behaviour WOULD justify extravagant gorn?"
>>710084890
Kinda think this one just sad instead of bad mom; not being a desirable either and repeating what it learned when little.
>>710086740
Recent thing? The fandom has evolves faster then I thought.
>>710086819
who would eat one ?
How was everyone's Halloween?
>>710087027
too much hair on that taco. And its still alive. Could feed it to dogs as long as there is no onions on it
>>710075044
gtfo newfag
>>710086990
The precursor was "runts", which was similar in concept (runts were tiny reject babies, but with WAY less scatophagia). But that was often a form of psychological abuse where well-meaning owners would force parent fluffies to raise children that would grow up to be horribly deformed and/or have horrifying complications as a result of being born a runt because "good fluffies love ALL their babies!"
If you're looking for a history of flluffies, there have been similar memes in the past, jissouseki and yukkuri. Both with the similar abuse and scatological tropes.
So how do you train a real animal like a squirrel or chipmunk to be a litter pal? I've caught a few in glue traps and so far they're ok in the fishtanks I set up. Got some squirrel babies in one, and I'd like to separate one to "num da poopies" so to speak. Ive tried just leaving a young one in a box with poop but it never ate any. I'm thinking visual contact with the mother while in a separate tank filled with all the shit might make a difference but I'd like some advice.
Honest question, was anyone else here physically/emotionally/sexually abused as a child?
>>710085492
That's good shit
>>710087831
fucking dumbass you have to teach it broken english first
>>710087851
I'm just wondering.
>>710088002
>>710087851
Yes I got picked on relentlessly in elementary/middle school.
>>710087984
Omg I fucking wish.
>>710087831
You have psychological problems, dude. Seek out a psychiatrist. Turn the live animals over to a shelter so that they can be taken care of by a wildlife rehabilitator.
>>710087851
We sure were :3 probably at least half of 4chan users were.
You guys must love watching really cringy things like this. Cause if it's intended to shit on bronies, I think you're going about this all wrong and just making yourselves look bad in the process. Cringe/10.
>>710087991
seeing lions doing this on discovery is depressing
seeing bug-eyed living muppet abominations do this is bizarrely satisfying
wouldn't say I was abused
>>710088234
oh no an anonymous retard on /b/ thinks what I like is "cringe"
how will I go on like this without your approval
>>710087851
nope but I got a strange fascination of small things trying to survive. Sorta like pikmin but these things are stupid.
>>710087851
Yes, I was. It was my step-father. The weird thing was that he wanted to be the "woman". I found out years after the fact that he had spent a few years in an Arkansas prison for molestation. I guess he must have dropped the soap a few times while in prison and liked it.
>>710082898
I think it was the meat sauce that did it.
>>710088194
I'm lying there are no live animals. Not yet.
I've been told I need help before but I will never seek out help on my own and no one will ever get me the help I need. Eventually real living animals will suffer horrible prolonged deaths at my hands. Maybe I will graduate to humans one day. Regardless, no one is going to help me, including "my friends" who have never payed enough attention to realize what I am.
Ive already made a sexual association with the suffering of fluffier. Wont be long until it's no longer enough to get me off. At that point only the suffering of real animsls will bust my nut, I imagine.
No one cares enough to stop me. :)
>>710088194
You're clearly getting a little worked up. Maybe take a step back and look at the text below where it says "/b/ - Random"
>>710087851
Emotionally, I can never do anything good enough.
>>710088299
Strangely. I was abused physically/emotionally/sexually, and I feel the same as you.
I can't watch real living creatures suffer without feeling sick, but watching cutesy-wootsey stuffed animal-like creatures that speak in baby talk suffer is strangely infringing.
>>710089157
Is he though?
;)
>>710085546
> race is color
>>710089044
Lmao, do you crossdress too? I bet you'd like it
>>710079714
really nigger? really?
>>710090869
>dat neck
>>710080573
this one never gets old...
>>710080393
this one is great
just need some snot-nosed kids or something to walk by and tear them off the pole, ripping off their tongues in the process and letting them bleed out and choke on their own blood
in a world with fluffies I'd be an unabashed abuser
>>710088201
bet you liked it and want it again :3
>>710081400
this is great
Fluffies are too fucking retarded for this world and they deserve all the stupid fucked up shit that they do to themselves
>>710090795
No? Wtf?
