Why are you single /b/?
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Why are you single /b/?
Duh
Mentally ill and average looking at best.
>>710071043
Depression?
I broke up with my girl to fulfill my findom fantasies.
I'm currently getting my bank account drained by a wonderful latina woman. Pic related, as I've literally never seen her face, only heard her voice and seen her ass and pussy - it's a perfect arrangement, really.
>>710070917
I dont have the time or mental capacity to deal with another humans personality,mentality,psych or ego
>>710071196
Borderline Personality Disorder.
>>710070917
I am just an all around horrible person.
Apathy mostly. I just really don't care enough to put myself out there.
On the one hand its been nice just saving for things that I want to do, and not give a fuck about anyone else.
Sometimes I miss being close to someone though
Because I'm too much of a self conscious and insecure fuck to say anything to her knowing damn well everything would be just fine if I did... What the fuck is wrong with me to the point where I would rather just sit by myself for days than to just take a chance....
>>710071529
What hobbies do you have?
>>710071532
Same here my dude. I think I've subconsciously convinced myself that its easier to just not take the chance
>>710071480
May as well join the CIA/NSA/MI6 and make big bucks
You know what? I have no fucking idea. I've been a very sociable guy over the years and always make plenty of friends but any time I go for a girl they 'nope' out of there. Maybe I'm just ugly?
>>710071532
Maybe you can work in customer service and get used to talking to people while not really giving a fuck about them?
>>710071633
Tinkering with electronics (mostly buying/repairing audio equipment), my car, PC gaming shit, guns, camping. Only shit I really have time for outside of working.
>>710070917
i spent my time focusing on school and career rather than learning how to socialize
now i'm a wizard with a good job
not a good trade
>>710070917
I spend my money on yearly month long vacations when it gets cold, and I don't have to put up with any annoying bullshit.
Catch flights not feels
>>710071929
What I learnt is school is not a place to learn a skill or trade, it's a place to socialize and network.
Once we miss the opportunity it's gone.
>>710072049
Traveling alone is really the shit man.
>>710071929
Don't be upset dude you have your life together I wish I could have that.
>>710072219
True, as long as you have money you can at least afford an escort.
>>710070917
Because im fat, ugly, and autistic. Pretty simple senpai.
>>710071929
Well I spent my time focusing on drug taking and partying rather than working or learning how to be a normal human. Now I'm 30 and totally fucked because I have no work OR social skills.
Because I work so much that it has completely ruined my life. I have been in love with a girl that I grew up with, but I just don't have the balls to tell her out of fear of her rejecting me. I've always been rejected by women primarily because I'm a self conscious, sarcastic ass. And if I were to be rejected by her, I'd most likely kill myself so I'd rather keep it to myself as I do with everything
>>710072219
no i don't
i wake up, sit in bed browsing /b/ for a few hours, drink some coffee, and go to work
when i get home, i sit in bed browsing /b/ for a few hours, drink some whisky, eat a shitty microwave dinner, and go to bed
i haven't hung out with friends in over a year
>>710070917
No job, no car, no pad. don't really feel i deserve a partner op.
>>710072440
Pro tip: stop watching anime
>>710072587
1. Move to a big city
2. Get a job
3. Get a pad
4. You don't need a car because big city has transit
You are half way there
>>710072572
I do the same thing but without a financial stability. idk we all have different needs. I hope things get better for you anon
>>710070917
Because my first relationship ruined it for me now I can't stand the idea of letting someone else come close to me emotionally tldr I'm a big pussy now
Left a shitty but long ship and philandered a bit afterwards, but I'm on a 3 month dry spell now.
I really can't say I'm torn up about being single tbh. I have a car, am decently attractive, not as autistic as all you guys, my own place, decent income so it's not like I can't get laid.
Maybe I'm just a closet faggot
>>710072682
I was an autistic loser well before i started watching anime as well. Anime and manga just helps keep the depresion at bay.
>>710072444
i did more than my share of drug taking as well, but it was mostly with my small group of druggie friends instead of at parties
drugs get old after a while, and we don't really see each other anymore
i've been smoking a quarter a week of weed for the past decade, but i'm taking a break right now because it was fucking up my lungs and my head
I havent had sex in 4 years while my friends are fucking people every weekend and having 3somes and sometimes orgies. I must just be the ugliest motherfucking walking.
>>710073071
Only an autistic fag would think he's less autistic you're on /b/ after all
>>710070917
Every time I have had a girlfriend I want to run away asap. The cuddling, the hanging out, it's fun but I hit this point sometimes a day, sometimes a few weeks in, where I just realize I don't give a shit about anything she talks about and having someone constantly texting me asking how my day was is annoying.
If a girl comes up and wants to go on a date I'll usually go for it, but I really don't try to seek out women these days and instead just try to have fun with my passions.
Maybe... if we all tried... REALLY hard... we won't be single
>>710073192
Yes the do fampai
>>710073550
>Trying
Yeah that's the problem anon
>>710073550
everyone in this thread pair up and start fucking
beggars can't be choosers
>>710073504
You just described me real well haha
>>710073504
>Yfw
>>710073281
If you make big bucks, you can get escorts every night, or even host big parties.
So go and get rich.
>>710073771
Fappers can be choosers
Go on soc and get a LDR. Thats what i did. Got me laid.
>>710073504
You need call girls, not girlfriends.
Realistically I'll never find a qt3.14 who is into the same weird shit that I'm into, and I refuse to lower my standards
>>710073881
You think a guy who cant get laid when his entire social circle is a giant fuck-fest has the ability to get super rich?
>>710073771
We don't need to pair up. We have your holes.
We just need to line up.
>>710070917
Im not you broke nigger.
>Dual Income No Kids
>Swingers
Learn to live plebs.
>>710074067
Everyone has to start from somewhere. You being poor in your country doesn't mean you can't be a rich guy in a different country.
>>710070917
I'm not single. I've been in a monogamous relationship with my right hand for nearly two decades.
When I attain wizard status in the fall of 2020, I will ascend to greatness...fulfill my greatest destiny and be the best like no one ever was...you might say its my quest, my cause even, to be the best, the very best like no one ever was.
>>710074219
>Me in 12 months.
>>710074479
That's the spirit
>>710074460
as a wizard, i regret to inform you that wizardry doesn't live up to the hype
>>710074705
Have you tried Islam? You are guaranteed 72 virgins after your death.
>>710074804
i stopped believing in fairy tales when i was 6
>>710074219
>>710074591
I dont really understand. How would moving country help me get rich? I'm British btw.
>>710074705
???
>not picking Druid
>>710070917
I'm ugly, broke and have a problem with depression and being quiet.
Haven't been to college but I'm trying to start a career. My car is a piece of shit and my attitude is garbage. I'm negative and not fun to be around.
>>710074938
See, you claim to be British, but you sound like a fucking mudslime or nigger. Knowing England, you're more than likely one of the former and not even white.
because I have Gentoo.
>>710074938
move to some third world shithole with 50 grand and you can be king of the shithole
i dunno if that's better than living in a tiny apartment in the first world though
>>710074938
Here's a story I heard:
A white British guy who was an ambulance driver in UK, went to Dubai and he became the Director of Safety at the Dubai airport. He is making millions every year.
There are countries where they think all white people are smart and pay them good money to work for their companies. Try those and report back.
>>710075002
>>710075337
holy shit, a whole anecdote?
get a few thousand more of those and you might be on to something
>>710075520
If you don't try then you will never get a chance.
Isn't that why we are all single?
>>710070917
Every Gall I know thinks I'm a kid even though I'm 20 and I've never tried to get another relationship after my first girl dumped me and went to women.
>>710075696
>>710075520
>>710075337
>>710075315
>>710074938
Jesus christ
fuck already you fucking faggots
always working
always at school
introverted, always shut down around new people
too blunt for my own good
plus i like having to not answer to anyone and putting my money in to stuff and things that i want and not have to worry about paying for someone else
divorced a year ago to this month. kinda grown to hate women. i'm holdin out for that one that isn't a lazy sack of shit and has aspirations in life beyond being a psychologist. might be single for a while.
because 99% of girls that i meet through work, friends, etc are boring as fuck and i'd rather be alone than listen to them talk about their basic bullshit. i'm looking for a really serious relationship, not some mediocre shit, and i'd be ok with just sleeping around and getting with stupid bimbo sluts off tinder but i've never been the type of guy that bimbos are into, too intellectual, not culturally assimilated enough
>>710076247
oh, also skinny white guy thats balding so that doesnt help
tho im told im about a 7/10
>>710070917
>5/10 looks, maybe 6/10 depending on how fat and desperate the chick looking is.
>Tired of 3's and 4's, won't date anyone under a 5.
>Very low self-confidence with women
>Much higher self-confidence around men, because I don't want to bang them and don't care if they think I'm a weirdo...
>But I can't apply that logic to beautiful females, even though one of the hottest girls in one of my classes was looking at me like I had a dick made of chocolate that ejaculated money because she found out I drive an almost brand new BMW....
>Quite a bit older than 80% of the people at my school.
>Millennials are retards and piss me off.
>>710070917
Been burned enough times in the past to finally learn not to keep sticking my hand on the stove.
Anime girls wont break your heart.
Hooker said no
>>710076446
>30+ years old
>in community college
>"ALMOST brand new BMW"
>poor, fat, ugly manlet detected that can't even get a nigger to suck his dick at a community college with an ALMOST new car so he's mad at the younger generation
I'm not. But, I would like to be.
>>710076446
How have people reacted to your BMW in general. I'm considering getting one soon, mainly for myself, but if women find it attractive it certainly wouldn't hurt. I'm a bit worried about being labelled as a douchebag though.
>>710076766
>>710070917
Im not
Welp,
>Be me
>Mary, you're in love with her
>Tell her what you feel
>She rejects me
>Noproblem.jpg
>We end up cool, as friends
>Suddenly, Montse, the fat fuck piece of shit spreads a fake rumor
>Try to solve things with everyone
>Mary believes me, but seems awkward
>Ever since that, I tried to make conversation with her, but she starts getting less closer
>Can't make a friendship with her
>>710070917
We live in a culture where men are expected to make the moves and be aggressive. So since I'm a pussy and not aggressive, I am currently single and will (regrettably) remain so I'd imagine.
>>710077117
And I wanted to be a fat antisocial recluse who plays video games all day. We can't all get what we want.
>>710077014
Just got out of the Army, cuckstain... Also, there are like twelve whole niggers in my entire state... And, I don't believe in bestiality...
Also, not mad at the generation for not sucking my dick; mad at the generation because they're a generation of fucking retards. Case in point: This anon.
>pic unrelated
>>710077167
Men are expected to make the moves and be aggressive. But don't you dare kiss someone without asking permission, because that's borderline rape. But asking permission to kiss is awkward and an immediate turnoff, and a real man should just go for it. Fuck this shit is confusing.
>>710077115
>>710076446
because all i do all day is BBC bait cuck post on 4chan and try to feel racially superior about my self because iam a insecure useless fucking nigger!
>>710077386
>Just got out of the Army
found the
> fucking retard
>>710077115
tbqh, it inspires far more butthurt and penis envy than I ever imagined!! I've been shot shitty looks, cut off, flipped off, raced-around (sorry, I don't drive like a dick, regardless of the stereotype), cocked off to by EVERY douchebag ricer with a rusted out Honda with a gook flute exhaust (and V6 Mustang/Camaro/Challenger, and Nissans, and etc.)....
And I don't give two shits if people call me a d-bag for owning a BMW... I very well may be a d-bag, but it's not because I own a certain car model; the vast majority of that is simply jealousy anyway...
And finally: They're depreciation supercolliders; this thing will be worth a fraction of its original sticker price by the time the warranty is up. My plan is to get rid of it before that happens...
Either way, though, I bought the car for ME; I gives two fucks what anyone else thinks about it... Appreciate it for it being a nice-ass car, hate me for having a nicer car than you, or feel completely indifferent, I don't give a fuck; I like it, and I'M the only one that matters, cuz I'M the only one who's gotta drive it...
Also, I have other vehicles as well... So, inb4germanreliabilityjokes
>>710077117
All living up to my parents expactations did was drain my wallet and energy looking for a vagina to produce grandchildren. Since I stopped giving a fuck, I now have all the money, time, and energy I want to do whatever I want, whenever I want. I am a 20+ yo NEET who lives alone with no obligations to anyone but myself and I couldn't be happier.
>>710077820
Eat my scrote, bitch boy. I was slaying bodies before you got your first pube, faggot.
>pic unrelated
>>710070917
She said she likes me as much as I like her but that she would just end up fucking it up. I mean it's true but I still want to try. Bound to be some good times right?
>>710077940
Honestly, I was just being a dick... Too many faggots these days think they gotta be married, own a big-ass house, have babies, and fill their 3-car garage before they're 25....
None of them have the goddamned common sense to LIVE a little, while they still have their youth....
>>710078257
She just wants to be friends, anon, and all women are lying bitches anyways; if she liked you half as much as you liked her, she'd give it a shot... The excuse was just to placate you...
>>710078185
>too stupid to get into a decent college
>too poor to afford a community college
>probably a pedophile or felon
>joined the Army to go kill people for no reason
pic very related
nazi fascist gun loving scum
Because my exgf still loved her ex and i told her to go after him
>>710078599
Yeah I guess. But how am I supposed to get a gf when my best friend is a chick. No way anyone goes for that. Either way the friendship Is on the line a bit.
>>710078672
>triggered millennial Hillary cuck detected
>>710078787
You made the right choice. She will cheat on you with her exbf eventually.
>>710078672
Hahahahahhahah look at this Shillary cuckold peice of shit
How much do you get paid to post? Or are you legitimately that retarded? Rofl
>>710078898
How about a different girl?
>>710079009
She couldn't, her Ex lives in a different state
>>710078898
Having a female best friend is the same as having CUCK stamped on your forehead. I wish I was memeing, but its true. Unless she is actively helping you get laid you are hurting your chances with anyone by hanging around with a girl you're not even fucking.
>>710078898
Be moar Alpha... Stop giving a shit what people think... Want something? Go get it... Put in the work, the time, the effort, and never be afraid to fail... The worst thing you can do is not try...
And all the other generic bullshit... I dunno what to tell you anon, most of my friends, if not 700+ miles away, are either dead or in prison, and I'm single...
>>710070917
>2 am drunk as fuck
>coming back from friends haloween party
>feeling quite shitty cuz i puked a little before
>sit down in kitchen eat ramen
>someone rings the bell
>dont think about it much just open, probably for roommates
>turns out 3 girls (all about 6-7/10) lowkey ringing bells looking for a dude
>still feel shitty so turn down any advances without even realizing
>they leave
>5 minutes later i realize what i did
it doesnt stop here folks
>20 minutes later
>feel a little better
>feel a little hungry from puking before
>decide i'm good enough for a quick trip to mcdonalds
>leave room, go outside the dorm building
>suddenly i bunch of other girls run torwards me
>about 7 of them, two 7's, one 6's, two 8's and two fat ones
>literally pull me into their dorm room with all their force
>mfw i'm the only guy in there.
>every girl tries to talk to me, smiling and shit
>user.exe stopped
>complete meltdown
>overwhelmed by the attention i'm getting
>so many girls, dont know what to do
>the three girls from before are here too
>is this how a harem mc feels?
>pls no
>can't handle the heat
>say something about not feeling very well and almost force myself out of the room
but then it got worse
>get a call from a friend of mine just afterwards
>talking about how that girl he knows is literally begging for me
>tells me she's at another house party
>fuck it, this time i wont back down
>decide to go to house party
>get lost on my way
so it pretty much all comes down to me being incompetent as fuck. not a manlet, not a hamplanet. i keep in shape, go to gym. visit clubs with friends.
but my social skills for communicating with girls are probably somewhere between ape and neanderthal
Am autsimo, depressed, and beta male
>>710070917
LOL because I'm a dick to everyone, even the girls I like. So they end up going on a few dates with me and calling it quits. The funny thing is it's not like I don't want to be nice to them, I literally can't tone it down either way. I'm either a doormat or a full blown dick.
Another funny thing is, I've gotten way more pussy after I've started just being a dick, so I guess not so bad?
>>710079284
THIS.... Anyone seeing you hanging with another female exclusively will assume you two are banging...
Cut sling-load, anon...
>>710078913
>>710079050
>didnt deny anything I said
>nazi fascists
Trump's losing big time!
IT'S GONNA BE YUUUUUGE!
>millennials electing Hillary clinton
>keep clinging to your guns and hate speech
Because I can't move on from this girl lol
Noone wants to date a shizofreak
Am autsimo, depressed, and beta male.
I'm not single, but I don't mind being single.
>make your own decisions
>every night can be a night out
>you learn a ton about yourself
The only reason I'm dating a woman is because she doesn't fuck with my life, and is an awesome girl.
>>710079435
If you went ahead, you would most likely be accused of rape in the morning
>>710079554
I don't try lmao. If I applied myself, I'd get easy poon.
Why don't I try?
Crippling depression
I don't hide my misery
>>710079554
I Can't start a good conversation. It spmetimes works out but usually emds up being awkward.
Undiagnosed mental disorder(s), suicidal thoughts and desires. Plus not wanting to change juat for someone else.
Yeah I'll work on being okay living with myself before trying to live with someone else in my life.
>>710071343
Sorry about that.
>>710074033
Most relatable post I've seen in a long time.
>>710079998
Maybe the first step is to get diagnosed?
>>710077117
my father had little to no interest in me till I turned 21.
they wanted girls.
they made it very clear.
so, until I was legal to drink with, I was just a drain on resources.
then I find out, he "gets headaches" from alcohol.
never figured out why he wanted to take me to a bar if he doesn't drink. I had friends & cousins that were much better drinkin' buddies.
>>710070917
I used to be very social. Popular high school, while still getting good grades and being a closet nerd. I had really bad experiences my senior year of high school and for several years after. I can't tell if I came out better or worse. In some ways I've shed all of the negative energy that was surrounding me and embraced my destiny, but I also now have extreme trouble trusting people and creating new connections. I don't trust anyone. They don't make as strong of bonds with me as I do with them, and they'll backstab me or prove to be a bad friend in the long run. People are toxic to each other, but we like it. I just don't like it anymore. It sucks. Fuck people. You're all fake.
Im married and i hate my wife with a passion be lonely guys your not missing out
>>710074033
same though.
>>710079863
>>710079969
I am just too much of an eccentric with eclectic tendency.
>>710070917
Socially awkward fuck-wad that doesnt know how to talk to people, any more questions op?
Not motivated to get one
>>710080171
I have tried to go to therapy. I stop caring and no longer go to the sessions after a couple.
Because the girl I met moved to Texas 2 days later. Worst timing ever
>>710070917
because i'm not fuck you
>>710079435
if this story is true, no worries, you'll be laid soon enough.
I want to devote my time to other things right now
Because I have a crippling fear of intimacy and can barely maintain friendships with other men, let alone a close one with a woman.
I disguise this by never talking about any of the troubles in my life and only mentioning the positives, so everyone I know thinks I'm this cool dude having an awesome life with a bunch of other friends who are close, when in reality I sometimes get panic attacks before I go to parties and generally spend most of my time on this earth alone.
>>710080295
Translation:
>youre a fag
now go suck a cock faggot
Widower here. I prefer to seek Zen-like detachment and not engage with another person in that manner again. There is nothing a woman can add to my life now that I've experienced love and loss.
I loved being loving and being loved, then paid the price of all love in loss. Now I wish to spend the rest of my life at spiritual peace, and I'm pretty much there.
>>710070917
Because im overweight and 5/10 at best
No one gives a shit but I wanna GT
>Be me
>19
>Never had a gf
>Start psychology in a federal
>Meet awesome, friendly redhead
>loveinfirstsight.jpg
>We become friends
>She just broke up with Ex
>Cries on my shoulders about it
>We get close
>I sleep with her in a friend's house
>Press boner against her butt
>Morning after, nothing wrong
>Few weeks, she moves to that friends house
>I start hanging around there
>Sleep in her bed
>I finger her
>She likes
>Next day I sleep there
>We kiss
>She said it was a mistake, but I still sleep there, and finger her
>No sex till now
>We go out, come home drunk, we fuck
>lifeisgreat.jpg
>Morning after I go home and she texts me
>IT WAS A MISTAKE I CAN'T DO THIS
>I get pissed and we stop talking for about a month
>Shit happens, she and her friend suffered a motorcycle accident, she calls me
>Went to the hospital with them
>She starts being sweet to me again
>Month past, I begin to sleep in her house, we fuck sometimes
>People say we are cute togheter
>One night, she says she's waiting me to ask her to date me
>She says yes
>FUCK YEAH I'M HAPPY NOW!!!!
>2 weeks of unstoppable sex and happines
>Suddenly, she starts being sad all the time
>We stop having that much sex
>She plays some depressing music
>Found out her ex loved that songs
>We talk about it
>I tell her that I don't want to be between her and a possible relationship with him
>We break up
>>710080469
Facebook The Post
>>710075981
>dumped me and went to women
>>710080550
Sorry for your loss
rabbit rabbit white rabbit
>>710080441
haha yeah i'd wish but, this was like only the third time any girl even seemed to be interested in me. felt like wining the lottery and realizing you lost the betting card.
>>710080550
was it worth it?
wizard here debating whether i should try to find love, or just give up at this point
>>710080550
My condolences. Glad you're doing okay, man.
>>710080739
What's Facebook got to do with it?
So many sad threads in /b/ today
>>710080240
>>710080469
That feel when you're me
God is omnipotent, because God is a quantum computer, thus it knows every possible out come for every dimension.
God just proved itself to us all with the mendella effect.
Hello, clarice
>>710080237
THIS.
Marriage is dumb. Don't do marriage.
I have nothing to offer to a another person
>>710080553
Going to the gym helps your confidence a lot.
I look like shit. Fat and disgusting with the definition of a beanbag chair. No one has ever or will ever find me attractive and I have to remind myself of that daily or I get anxious.
I have an grating personality that people either find really funny or really annoying. People always have a strange reaction to meeting me. Most women are really weirded out or confused by my type of (stupid) humor, and I'm too old now to be any different. I was raised in a world where people were told just to be themselves. Well, I did that, and the person I am is an awkward fool with no future. Perhaps I should have tried to be someone else after all.
I'm convinced now that the only thing I can really do with my life is work and go to school. Hopefully I can earn enough money to live as a hermit someday. That's probably wishful thinking, though.
Most likely I'll just jump off a cliff once I get too old to work. Some place secluded, with few visitors. I don't want to leave a mess for someone else to clean up.
overweight/obese weeb aspie
>>710070917
Going to boot camp soon. Don't need a whore telling me about how she's banging my friends while I'm dying in a field.
>>710070917
I'm not
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA YOU FUCKER LOSERS!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA...
To be honest, I'm probably going to join you faggots soon for gaining a tremendous amount of weight and being pretty lazy.
>>710080993
I thought that I didn't have too, but hey
It's not about you can offer
It's what people see in you
Maybe someday someone will find just what they are looking for, in you
>>710081027
WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING JUST BECAUSE HES FAT HE HAS BODY ISSUES?
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN SKINNY PIECE OF SHIT.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE REAL DISORDERS THAT ACTUAL DOCTORS DIAGNOSE "FAT PEOPLE" WITH!
IM SICK OF ALL YOU FAT SHAMING ASSHOLES AND YOUR UNATTAINABLE LEVEL OF BEAUTY STANDARDS FOR MEN!
>>710080553
go to the gym. not just occasionally but regularly. i find that it really helps me with getting my live together because it gives me less time to do stupid shit and most of the times i'm to tired to stay up after midnight.
>>710081160
Do NOT get a girlfriend while in service, anon. You will regret every decision if you do. If you marry in the military, just kill yourself to save you from the trouble.
So many of you dumbfucks marry porkers just to get out of the barracks, it isn't worth it.
>>710081246
Bad quality beit
>>710081246
Found the morbidly obese neckbeard.
>>710080575
Welcome to women, dude.
Don't take it too hard. The older you get, the better it gets. Just take care of yourself, the women will come along with that.
Also, take it easy man. Pic related.
Source: me
>be 39
>>710081246
goddamn trolls everywhere in this thread....
Or, one that just doesn't want to give up after consistently failing....
>pic unrelated
>>710070917
Cause I can't get dubs
>>710081349
Oh I'll have her back
Or another one, dunno
But for now, shit everything feels bad
She really is AWESOME
>>710080575
>I tell her that I don't wnat to be between her and a possible relationship with him
>we break up
Wut.
Read this, if you want the feels.
Best written story I've seen here.
>>710081495
You may fuck her again, but you'll never have her.
>>710081593
That's pretty much what went don't
We stopped talking after that
even tho she said she wants to be friend because I'm "awesome"
>>710081750
Good enough for me
>>710070917
I'm not
>>710081401
>failing
>>710081338
>taking the bait
>>710070917
Suyen Suyen Suyen Suyen Suyen Suyen
It'll happens pray to the 4chan gods.
>>710080469
Guys yall should read No More Mr Nice Guy it will change your lives
>Apologize for womens' stuck-up, often strange and hard to predict taste.
No.
I will say, i have been blessed with some good looks, id say 7.5/10 on avg. prob 8 at best. the thing is i have no confidence. i am shit at talking to girls, even when i KNOW they are interested in me. also it seems that every girl i go after isnt interested. the only thing that helps my sex appeal is alcohol, but it hasnt worked very well considering im still a virgin. i had a gf for a whole year and didn't wanna fuck. yes i know im a pussy for doing what most of yall wouldnt and actually respect her boundaries, but whatever. im single cuz im a beta fuck when it comes down to it.
>>710070917
Was never really the social type, ironic since I'm not really an introvert.
>single
Never really knew how to begin these sort of things; like would I just talk to some random person and then fuck?
>>710070917
Married since 2012. Oh, and she has never turned me down for sex whenever I ask for it. I am blessed! :)
It is/was my birthday today and my gf just left. We got dinner at a new to us restaurant and spent time together, which was good.
I talked to side chic earlier in the day a little bit which was also nice. I'd rather be with her almost, but shes just such a cunt sometimes and shes confined to a wheel chair for the rest of her life.
>She's wheelie cute, but she can't stand up for a relationship with us.
But man do like
>>710081782
why didn't you just keep fucking her?
>>710081292
Lulz.
>Live in a military town in Texas
>see so many military lives ruined by marriage
It's to the point local guys or girls actively seek marrying them to screw them over.
>>710082035
She said she wanted a "time out"
You know the drill
Maybe if it wasn't for the cancer that made me physically unappealing and the general subconscious putting me down all the time it would be a lot easier to ask her out, but until it either goes away or I just get to the point of no return might as well treat everyday I get to talk to her like we are already together. Although she'll never know the truth nor will I ever get any closer to her than I already am
>>710070917
Femanon here. Because I love my best friend and he can't know.
>>710082147
Tell him, you're a girl, it won't go bad
Unless you're not pretty
>>710070917
Because the woman I was with for 12 years left me a few months ago, anon.
Because she is not old enough to consider it "dating"
>>710070917
Because girls prefer me to be a friend and only a friend.
Fuck my life.
>>710082147
Incoming white knights.
Bitch, it doesn't matter your gender, you attention whore.
>>710081292
I am well aware of this. That sweet, sweet BAH isn't wroth all the bullshit that comes with a contract marriage. I'm going to see if I can just get deployed to some ass-end of the world, drink liquor, and fuck hookers. Maybe marry a mail-order bride when I get to E-6 or something.
>>710082147
tits or gtfo
>pretending to be a grill to give these pathetic sacks of shit some hope of happiness
>not realizing 4channers have no friends
>lel
>>710073192
get a mans hobby worthless faggot
>>710081239
I teared up a little, thanks for your kind words
Socially retarded, I couldn't imagine holding a conversation with a girl long enough for her to find interest in me.
Oh yeah, and zero confidence because I'm depressed and half my body along with my dick is numb and it barely works. Doesn't help that I'm 21.
>>710082147
At least you have the sense to spare him of your ugly ass.
Real life grill here
I think there might be something wrong with me. I don't mean in a "boo-hoo poor me" way. I just think I go after guys who don't want me. They just want the attention I give them. That's as much as they want from me. Heh
Because I get too attached.
Because I've been hurt by so many people I've just given up trying to look for anyone.
I'm not even socially autistic or bad looking.
Just no one likes me.
>>710082505
Don't try to do your best, man, just do you, be you
If you're likeable, people will like you, if you're not
change
It's not that hard
>>710070917
I've been unhappy with myself for years and it seems selfish to involve someone else in that.
>>710082329
Intelligent SM... Must not be Infantry... :P
>>710082623
I fall in love too easily - Chet Baker
She found somebody else a day before I was planning on making a move
because im still in love with my EX, talking to some amazing girls at times and ill just stop trying or caring. Ive fucked some beautiful woman and had some awsome dates but I cant get over my EX... im hopeless. Girls generally like me and I cant connect emotionally with any of them.
>>710070917
I've been married for 10 years.
>>710082817
Pretty much.
>>710082843
>>710082147
It'll fuck up your friendship. Guaranteed. Sorry femanon. Also, I'll get shit if I don't say this: tits or gtfo
>>710082843
Hey man, if she wanted you she would have picked you.
>>710082611
> announcing real life girl
someone wants attention, but i guess your getting it...
>I just think I go after guys who don't want me.
of course you go after guys who dont want you, its the female way. then when your in your 30's youll settle for some guy who actually cares, and he'll get sloppy seconds. thats how the world works... cruel.
>>710070917
I'm good looking but have shit social skills
>>710082688
sad thing is I am liked. I have friends and for whatever reason I leave good impressions with anyone I've meet. I'm social but I never go out of my way to talk or get close because I'm afraid to be abandoned. I just hate myself
>>710083074
Kill urself.
>>710070917
Cuz I'm ugly and I hate everyone
>>710070917
I'm not a fat guy with a great personality and getting a chick way out of their league.
I'm not a handsome chad who can get a chick with looks alone even if i was a gigantic douche.
I'm broke as fuck
I still live with my mother
in debt
2 shitty jobs that i work all the time.
with what little time i do have i spend inside on my computer
quite possibly racist and sexist.
All-around not a good person who deserves all the shit he gets.
I do have one you nerds
>>710081246
Lol, assuming going to the gym is only for fat people. That's discrimination, man
>>710083127
I can always tell when someone is underage... the above poster is underage.
>>710083132
Is that what you believe, or what you want to believe?
>>710083256
Nigger I'm 23. Your post was retarded.
>>710083113
Then wait, son
listen to True Love Will Find You in the End by Daniel Johnson
>>710083288
Well, then because I'am ungly...
>>710083379
Your post was literally
>Kill urself.
I can go on about everything wrong with this sentence, but ill let you do it on your own. you might even become a little more intelligent for doing it.
>>710083379
Dude, only black people can end the n word in "er". That's not your culture, man
>>710082228
It's not that it's that he likes this other girl already [however he has no chance with her] . I really feel it would fuck up our trust.
>>710070917
women look at me like my mother does, and it makes me feel like my dad died all over again.
Because im moderately ugly
everyone at my school is a cuck
and now ive graduated
i have terrible physical posture an overall hatred of people, plus no job, no money, no outlook
social anxiety, hated by my family. crippling depression
>>710082315
It does fuckin matter man.
>>710083611
It would. It always does.
>>710083611
Bitch don't be scared
show him that you're the right one for him
I'll tell you how to if you want
>>710070917
It's hard to meet women in my living room.
holy fuck ass rape... yall anons are fucking gay af
I have a crush on a guy and we fooled around and fucked once, but he had a girlfriend already
I love taking straight qt3.14s virginity
>>710083563
Cry about it on your blog.
>>710083593
Fuck off, nigger.
>>710083727
heres a tip... dont hate everyone for no reason, get a fucking job, get some fucking money, move out, get a hair cut and fucking lift some weights...
>>710083940
fuck you man
>>710083784
How then
>>710083534
Most likely, but don't let that stop you. There's bound to at least be one blind chick that'll go out with you.
>>710084072
i would so fuck a blind chick
>>710084072
prob the only kind you can get fag
>>710083940
I find it hard to believe you're actually 21, seeing how fucking edgy you are. Grow up anon or quit lying about your age on the internet.
>>710084031
Don't tell me you're #Triggered?
Because after 10 years shit went wrong...
Used to fuvk a lot..
Now fuck 10 times more...
Bitches allover..
Doing blow, house with pool..
Smoking the green everyday
Have a girl layed on my bed... waited
Lifes good
>>710082329
You're honestly better off just fucking your way through your contract, getting out and merry somebody while you get through college
Also, BAH marriage isn't bad as long as you do it with an in service woman who isn't batshit crazy, I've seen it plenty of times, had to counsel these guys every fucking time too.
>>710082040
Pretty much, and I lived in Campbell, one of the largest military bases in the U.S, that is all you see there. Killeen is smaller, but even worse when it comes to the fuck-over potential.
>>710084165
Because I never said I was 21. :^)
Because I've turned down the women in my life who have wanted a relationship with me. I enjoy being alone.
>>710084167
i have like 50 subscribers on my fucking blog stfu when you dont know shit
>>710070917
I don't think I have the emotional capacity to develop romantic love for another. I can have friends and I can love people, but not the kind of love that would lead me to want to make that kind of commitment.
Not an autistic thing, just emotional damage.
>>710070917
because I haven't gotten around to giving a fuck
>>710084104
I'm more into deaf/mute chicks myself. I feel like blind chicks would be too clumsy.
>>710084272
lmao you enjoy jerking off rather than sliding in that sweet sweet pusini
>>710071876
Too fucking real, anon
>Be Grill
>Tells friend I like him.
>Friend responds weirdly
>We still constantly flirt and talk to each other
I'm not sure what he's doing or what he wants.
>>710084393
i would fuck a blindo then cum in her non working eyes
>do it for the keks
Gf broke up with me when she left for uni cried for about 20 minutes then realized that it doesn't really matter and she was changing from her cute bubbly self into a complete bitch, just because if her exposure to university sluts and what not.
She is turning into a complete slut but I just chuckle because I know she can't have sex because her pain tolerance is completely fucked. So I'm just waiting for her to crawl back to me because Im probably going to be the only guy who won't drop her like a rock when they hear that she won't have sex, so I can have the pleasure of telling her to fuck off one last time.
I'm still upset about the whole thing tbh, I miss my awkward cutie 3.14 gf, but unfortunately she's not the same woman I fell in love with, it's sad watching something you love fall apart in front of you without having the power to actually do anything...
Sad part is that I still love her. But I don't fuck with hoes man. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
count it
thread.
I've to the realization that it's better this way.
>>710083743
Hello, newfriend.
Ever read the rules?
>>710070917
Because I only want one person and I could've had her but I fucked it up and now I hate myself for it.
>>710084450
Maybe he does it just to go with it.
Stop being the one who flirts with him for a short while. If he is still trying to flirt, then he likes you. If he stops flirting, then he may like you but is playing it too safe. You won't get anywhere with someone who plays it too safe. You'll have to initiate.
He sounds like a little bitch you can pussy whip. Take care of your needs and be done with it.
>>710084846
bro ever think you are a fuck up?
>>710084814
stfu new fag
>>710084220
I'm planning on being a lifer, hopefully retiring as an O-3, so options are limited to pretty much service women and locals. In my experience so far however, service women are either bull-dykes, don't date other service members, or too much of a hassle. I'm going into the Marine Corps, so that may explain a bit of why.
>>710084450
FUCK THIS SHIT I SWEAR TO FUCKIN GOD
>>710084465
That's actually pretty hot now that you mention it.
>>710084926
I think everything else in my life is going well but the one person I wanted to experience all that with is potentially gone and that's what matters the most to me.
It kills.
My gf left me because I said there's only 2 genders and she was turning into a tumblrina sjw fucking nut. Near the end her text signature was "pansexual panda" I was desperate. I wish I was kidding
>>710084400
I actually don't do that, either. I think I have low t.
>>710085218
Dodged a bullet.
Zero self-confidence, social anxiety so bad I can't even talk to my family, an ex that fucked me up so bad I don't think I can love anyone ever again, a frequent state of depression, and I'm a fat fuck.
>>710085591
How are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
>>710085453
Right holy shit, stalk her fb from time to time and its only gone down hill from there.
They say don't stick your dick in crazy but i'm partially deaf in one ear
Shy
>>710070917
Because my I can't feel much if any affection towards humans.
>>710084868
Thank you... this helped.
>>710085218
This cant be real.
>>710085908
Fucking furries.
>>710070917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwYHiuYRH0
>>710085770
No idea. Vidya and music mostly. Those have let me escape and make life worth living, as stupid as that sounds.
I'm insecure because I have a below average penis, despite the fact that im decently attractive and social
>>710086092
It fucking is unfortunately, as real as the urge to kill myself is when thinking about it
>>710071644
>>710071532
haha i just know the only place to find anyone anywhere near perverted as me is online and even then i only like tiny thing chicks...
Well, guys even an out of shape, mentally ill,30 something convict (me) managed to pull down a fairly successful, moderately attractive girlfriend. When I met her I had no job, no car, and no house. Just create an elaborate lie of a dating profile, and message every girl you can. Agonize over settling until you're sick of pornhub and are willing to plow the most attractive thing that was stupid enough to reply to your messages. My girl has a corporate job, and makes pasties for celebrity attention whores on the side.
Lack hobbies besides playing video games. Not enough time in the day for finding new ones with while being full time student. Studying Computer Science for a better future. Never believed in the whole "do what you love" until I got this far.
>>710086214
You don't know me, but I implore you to trust me when I say escaping reality isn't living - your problems don't go away, they just wait until you let your guard down and hit you with force, and interest. Tackle them while they are manageable.
>>710086296
How long were you with her? I'm dealing with a hard breakup myself and nothing is worth offing yourself. Mine left me for a faggot 15 years older than the two of us.
>>710086359
>>>/trash/
Fucking animals is bad, m'kay?
Poorfag cannot afford a girlfriend
>>710086294
That sucks. People always expect attractive people to at least have an average sized penis.
>>710086562
Well, if that's your first assumption. Then I have some bad news for you.
>>710070917
because I want to be
>>710086730
Hey man, I don't need to fuck a horse to know that my dick doesn't belong in it.
Spiderman
>>710086828
Take your horse fetish back to >>>/trash/
>>710086492
3 years, year 1 was great and fairly normal, then came the slow descent into madness
year 2: I'm not going to be that guy that just gives up, things will get better
year 3: completely emotionless and dead inside
breakup: meh
>>710070917
i dunno, but i tell myself its by choice to help maintain a veil of ignorance
>>710085020
I went roughly 3 years of fucking random people at bars, then started returned home (which was literally an hour drive away) when they moved me closer to home. Managed finding an old hometown friend and dated her throughout the rest of my service. Now I'm in college, we live together and considering marrying her if all goes well when I graduate college. Guess I just got lucky though.
>>710086721
thing is, at a big college attractive people are a dime a dozen, and 4.5 inches isnt gonna appeal to any college chick
>>710086484
Oh, and also alcohol. And you're right - the relief that vidya and music bring me is only temporary. I know I need to make changes, but I'm just not motivated enough to really care.
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>>710087349
>then started returned home (which was literally an hour drive away) when they moved me closer to home
>>710087558
>4 and a half inches isn't going to appeal to any college chick
lol, you don't know college chicks. Do you?
>>710087253
Sounds like it's what you needed. Missing your old life is the hardest part, not the actual person.
For me I'm lonely as fuck right now. I'm not a very social person and we always had each other. Now there is nobody.
>>710087713
well ive certianly been too much of a pussy to put myself out there
>>710087713
so the college chicks you know are all impressed by your 4.5 inches?
