Can I sue my parents for circumcising me? They have robbed me of true sexual pleasure.
>>710066826
I wonder if anyone has tried presenting that case to an American court.
>>710066826
Yes, consult a lawyer you have a case.
>>710066826
Can I sue my parents for not circumcising me?
>>710066936
Don't ask a Jewish lawyer.
>>710067030
Consult a lawyer
>>710066826
>robbed you of dick cheese
>robbed you of higher cancer chances
>robbed you of infections
Yea you sue them for removing useless skin. How dare they keep a child as clean as possible.
>>710067030
I would imagine unless your parents said "no" to a circumcision in a situation that it would be needed. You can't
Can we sue your parents, for having you, you stupid fucking cunt
Foreskin is beautiful
>>710067162
>removing useless skin
Is that what you call the clitoris, too?
>>710066826
No they haven't
Your g-spot is up your ass
>>710067276
This
Better to sue the hospitals over it.
>>710067162
fuck off lying kike
>>710066826
One dude successful sued he doctor who circumcised him
>>710067098
kek
>>710067162
Clean your dick. We've got fucking soap. Dicm cheese isn't a problem
And fuck off with that cancer and infection bullshit, that hasn't been proven
And it's not useless skin either. Learn what the hell you're talking about before you spout off bullshit
>>710067162
Holy shit, its called taking a fucking shower. Circumcision was a viable way to stay hygienic back in the MIDEVAL times because no one had soap for christs sake. Things are different now, so why people still think its mandatory to stay healthy is beyond me
>>710066826
Can anyone who was circumcised after experiencing sex confirm which feels better: before or after?
>>710067595
You're literally retarded..
A better comparison would be when a women has a giant hood covering the clit. What does she do? Gets it removed.
>>710068282
Americans are retards, most of them don't know how to wash themselves properly
>>710068327
Some anon did in the last one of these stupid threads. He got it done in his 20s. He said it didn't make a difference either way.
>>710066826
Have you heard of Foregen? They're trying to re grow the foreskin using stem cells. It's estimated to be possible by 2019.
It gave me hope and I suggest checking out their social media.
>>710068327
It's objectively better with foreskin. When you get circumsised, nerve endings are cut off in the process. It doesn't feel as great.
And you know how some condoms are made to be ribbed for her pleasure and shit? That's what the foreskin usually does. So it feels a lot better for the women if it's uncircumcised as well.
>>710067030
You wouldn't be able to unless you could prove you had phimosis, which would require circumcision.
It would be like suing your parents for not spanking you.
>>710068719
Stfu, none of that gibberish is true at all.
>>710068389
Women don't actually get the hood removed. At least not in civilized countries. Sandniggers do it though
Question. If a cut guy can cum normally and an uncut guy can cum normally, why do you care about another man's cock, unless you have a preference for what slides down your throat?
>>710068865
i do have a preference
>>710068860
Yes it is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin
Learn some basic anatomy faggot
>>710066826
Wrong. The fact that you are a /b/-surfing neckbeard with all the social skills of a toaster oven are the reason you have been robbed of true sexual pleasure.
>>710068865
It's fucked in the head to mutilate a child against their will
Anyone here who is circumcised and regrets it should google Foregen.
You will likely be able to get your foreskin back around 2019.
>>710066826
Yes, you could've had a beautiful cock like mine
>>710066826
So what is the needle and thread for?
Do they sew the skin to the dick?
>>710069180
You remember the time of the day a doctor pulled you out of your mother's pussy and the exact words said in the room? Did they have a discussion with you then and there about circumcision and you have them a clear and coherent answer? If so, what Disney movie are you from?
Parents that support the practice should be denied health insurance coverage for themselves and their children
>>710068702
You can also regrow it through other nonsurgical means, but it takes a long ass time
It doesn't restore the nerves, but hopefully
forgen can cross that gap
>>710069749
are you fucking retarded?
>>710069756
I don't need to remember pain for it to be wrong. I was still mutilated whether I remember it or not.
Watch a video about the process, come back, and tell me it's not fucked in the head
>>710069764
That's going a bit too far
It should be made illegal unless absolutely necessary
>>710069815
Yes. Also, if someone restores now, they can probably still get Foregen's surgery, although they would have to be circumcised a second time.
>born in america
>have dick mutilated
>grow up to be a loser
>society hates me
>other guys on my sugar cane trading image board make fun of me for my mutilated dick
wow life is unfair
Mutilated. Answer this, is your dick still functional?
>>710070185
Google foregen
>>710070037
It's not really big here.
The pic is a little misleading since the needle has 2 breaks in it.
Asking questions is how we grow anon.
Uncut.
>>710070157
Why would they have to do that? Couldn't they just do the stem cell shit anyways?
>>710070751
Yeah but they would have to wait a few years. Some people who restore don't think Foregen will ever happen, and that's why they restore.
>>710070539
You need to fucking wash, and get plastic surgery to remove those PPPs.
>>710068389
A hood made of clit with millions of nerve endings you fucking hook nose.
>>710070890
If they say they're going to release in 2019, I wouldn't be surprised if it took till 2023. Either way, it's going to be a few years.
>>710069756
>Does a baby remember when it was tortured and mutilated for purely cosmetic regions?
>What a fucking faggot, being against child abuse.
>>710066826
Butthurt uncutfaggot retard detected.
Always the fuckwit uncut whiny bitches who start these threads. Pathetic.
Kill yourself, OP.
>>710071344
Well they said 2019 is the best case scenario. I don't think it'll take till 2023 though, because they're going to try to get some investors next year.
Either way, it's worth the wait.
>>710071539
I'm cut, I don't mind being cut, but I am fully aware that my rights as a human being were denied to me as I was mutilated as a child without reason.
>>710071539
you sound kinda butthurt nerd
>>710071539
If he really was butthurt for being uncut, couldn't he just, you know, get cut?
>>710070751
They have to cut on the scar line to attach the new foreskin. If you restored and then got foregen's surgery without removing anything there would be way too much skin.
>>710071049
Is the jew boy mad because his pee pee doesn't look like other guys? Fuckoutta here. Enjoy rubbing your dry twig, fag.
>>710070258
I could mutilate your face and the muscles in your face would still be functional. Being functional isn't the issue here.
Mutilation is mutilation regardless of functionality
>>710066826
i'll sue your parents for you, they did a half ass job removing the dick you'll never use in the first place.
>>710069756
It's like saying that it's ok to rape toddlers because they will not remember it anyway.
>>710071490
Tortured and mutilated? My fucking goodness, is the baby boy bound, gagged, branded and spat on before the circumcision is completed? Man, I had no idea we were gimps at birth. You've really enlightened me.
>>710071270
Beat it virgin
>>710066826
In jewmerica? Good luck with that.
>>710072423
To be fair, they are bound. And they scream their fucking heads off. Because you know, they are being fucking mutilated.
>>710071892
Wow. I guess I'm not asking the real question. Do you constantly bitch to your parents about being "mutilated?"
>>710072423
>actually defending cutting off the most sensitive part of a babies' penis
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>710066826
You could. But your best course of action would be to spill hot coffee in your lap for a quick payout by blaming mom. Then sue again at a later date for the original reason you made this thread for.
Two paydays. And your sex life is still in the shitter. So no losses.
Thank me later.
>>710072989
Bitching to them isn't going to do shit.
Do you think they own a foreskin tree or some shit?
>>710072780
>Babies never come out of the womb crying
>>710072990
Support? No, but don't talk as if is the absolute worse possible thing to happen. Talk to someone who spent 5 years jerking uncut and then another 5 years jerking cut and ask him if there's a major difference.
>>710071836
No, I'm just sad for your lack of hygiene. Trust me, I love uncut dicks as much as the next guy, but your penis has some problems.
>>710066826
You should.
>>710073462
There is a major difference. The foreskin is the most sensitive part of the penis and contains millions of nerves.
Are you retarded?
>>710072289
You're comparing rape to circumcision. Calm down.
>>710073513
>Implying it's dirty
Here's your (you)
>>710073903
But... it is dirty...
>>710073462
There is normal crying, and then there is screaming their fucking heads off. It's two very different things
>>710073328
Do YOU think they own one?
>>710073703
Okay, explain in high detail how it feels to jerk off with your foreskin vs not having your foreskin.
>>710073903
Thanks for washing just now, and thanks for the angle without the papules.
>>710074119
Why? Jerking off with foreskin is like jerking off without foreskin but with probably twice the sensation.
Surprise! When you cut off skin you can't feel that skin anymore, who knew!
>>710074119
> Do YOU think they own one?
What?
>>710074119
by having a foreskin you can stimulate your glans without requiring lube.
>>710073898
>You're comparing rape to circumcision. Calm down.
you are right. If it doesn't involve violence, sexual abuse can actually be less unpleasant than a surgical procedure.
>>710074453
Ding ding ding!
>>710074497
I don't need lube to stimulate my dick
>>710074900
Now circumcision is sexual abuse. Oh my.
>>710075187
You need lube to stimulate your glans dipshit
There is more to the penis than just the shaft
>>710066826
DONATE TO FOREGEN TO REGENERATE YOUR FORESKIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DONATE
Every one of these threads is ridiculous. Uncut you look like you have a damned earth worm, not a cock. Its disgusting.
Now ill note, im one of those anons that had mine cut in my late teens, im a filthy normie and was sexually active by 16, besides dealing with painful as HELL healing process post op, it made no difference to my sexual pleasure or feeling, in fact both girls ive been with since (now 22) said they much preffered it chopped and they gave me a lot more head after, guess that speaks louder than words but yeah. Put this ridiculous argument to rest. If youre uncut, good for you, but unless you give a shit what roasties think of your dick, it makes no difference either way.
>>710075486
Did you get circumcised because of phimosis?
>>710075368
So you spend hours caressing your dick. I normally use my dick to piss, fuck or relieve myself.
>>710075486
>both girls liked it more
>both girls tried his earth worm and alien dong
Nice
>>710075683
being this retarded...
>>710075333
If your girlfriend cut off your foreskin would you consider it abusive?
I would.
>>710075486
It doesn't matter how much you'd rather suck a cut dick, that's no good reason to cut a child without their consent.
And by the way, of course girls would rather suck a cut dick, that's what they're used to
>>710066826
While you're at it try suing them for vaccinating you, feeding you and changing your nappy without your permission.
>>710075553
Not sure what the medical term for it is but I got an infection which was quite irritating after being out wilderness hunting for 2 weeks, I was very hygenic after that but it just wouldnt go away.
I should probably add to my story, I agree with that it should be a choice, not at birth, its your willy not your fams.
>>710075921
>nappy without your permission
I think that's a bit different than the others. They were actively playing with your asshole.
>>710075958
yeah, but I'm suggesting that your experience with a foreskin was below standard. Which is was.
Would you have even thought about circumcision without having a medical need for it?
>>710075902
Most likely right. I forgot to add that I totally disagree with cutting at birth, thats your choice to make.
>>710075793
Surgically removed my foreskin or chased me down with a knife? Because the latter is assault.
>>710076033
Sexual assualt!
>>710069483
Just because it isn't circumcised doesn't mean is pretty, that's a pretty ugly cock.
>>710076224
It would be assault because you didn't give her permission. The same goes for parents paying doctors to mutilate babies.
>>710066826
More like they saved you from having a smegma infested sand worm you ungrateful little shit.
>>710066826
Do what you want mate just know that I work at a water park and yesterday some kid got his foreskin caught in the mesh of his swim trunks and it was bad enough that a lifeguard had to help him
>>710066826
You want my legal advice my little faygelach friend? Thank your fucking parents for giving you the ability to receive head from a nice young lady without grossing her out with your fishy smelling shmekel you cunt. Stop K'vetching like a whiny little pussy, plus your chances of passing on a UTI to whatever poor maidel lets you stick it to her through a hole in a blanket or getting one yourself went down to zero, granted you take showers regularly. I'm not going to bother with this case.
>>710076599
>dUUHHHHHH wuts a showurrr??
>>710076599
And if your parents make you quadriplegic it's because now you can't break your bones.
>>710076157
Well thats simply not true, one of the girls I was with pre cut was a god (in my eyes) in the bed, and severely mentally unstable outside, havent been with one like her since, long story, she bit my dick once when she thought I was seeing someone else, never put your dick in crazy. But yes, girls since have been average at best but no difference in feeling or response.
Ausfag btw, shits run of the mill for normies here.
No, if it werent for that I never would have considered the snip.
>>710076455
Now you don't talk shit about my cock or I'm gonna bitch slap you with it
>>710076683
Still got a disgusting looking dick.
>>710077048
Gross
>>710077048
It's ugly, deal with it.
>>710076852
what's your number on this? restoringforeskin.org/coverage-index/CI-chart.htm
why not just tell their parrents that they want their foreskin back and they pay for the surgery or else you say you sue them easy as that.
>>710076707
That isnt a valid argument, you see if I was the parent of said quadriplegic and wanted to throw him down the stairs for shitting while changing the diapers of said quadriplegic, he could still break his bones. Smegma is gross and as pointless as foreskin, you can still get it on through a hole in a blanket versus and go about your day to day business quite the same, versus a quadriplegic who needs help going up and down stairs, wiping their ass, shopping etc. Youre comparison is you, being more dramatic than focusing on actually making a good point.
>>710076455
It's a great looking cock
I'd suck it
>>710077048
As if you could slap anyone with that limp noodle white boi
>>710077450
We know it's you fool, your dicks gross just accept it.
>>710077382
Smegma isn't pointless, and it can be cleaned. We fucking have soap. And the foreskin isn't pointless either. If you knew basic anatomy you'd know that
>>710077676
Ah, you got me
>>710068861
dumb ass, in civilized countries they do get it remove. google your shit next time
>>710077215
Pre cut C1-7, post cut C1-2
If I dont reply anymore im building a fence so I can put food on the table next week, hope my insight and experiences were something worth hearing though.
>>710077676
I'd suck that uncut dick from earlier
It ain't gross
And by the way faggot, I am cut
>>710067030
No. Are you retarded? Circumcision can be done as an adult if you want. Just get the surgery if you want it.
Suing BECAUSE you were circumcised actually makes sense. You can't be uncircumcised. And it's unfair for your parents to make that decision for you.
>>710078457
This
But you CAN get your foreskin regenerated BY DONATING TO FOREGEN
>>710067162
This faggot is either a jew or an americunt
>>710067162
The Judaism is strong with this one.
>>710078593
he's a jew and an americunt.
>>710068719
First intelligent person in this thread
>>710078457
>You can't be uncircumcised.
Is my dick some kind of Schrodinger's cat?
>>710077676
I'd suck that uncut dick from earlier
It ain't gross
And by the way faggot, I am cut
>>710078807
Are you saying you have been uncircumcised?
>>710078807
Probably not BUT YOU CAN TECHNICALLY BE UNCIRCUMCISED BY DONATING TO FOREGEN
>>710066826
>>710066914
No because men are second class citizens.
>>710078906
No, but I am not circumcised and that statement says I can't be uncircumcised.
How can I exist outside of this dichotomy?
No but you should be able to sue the doctor who did it to you.
>>710078807
why aren't you DONATING TO FOREGEN I HAVE YET TO HEAR AN ARGUMENT
>>710079077
You know what I meant... You can't reverse circumcision after it is done.
>>710068389
I know you're just bating people but cutting off the hood would have the same affect that guys have with their dicks being circumcised. The skin would dry up and create tissue layers to protect the sensitive part, which would desensitize it.
>>710079117
No donations from me until they give us actual results from real tests.
>>710067162
its illegal to do to a girl, and has the same negligible health effect.
>>710079077
>I have both my arms and legs
>therefore I am unamputated
>>710067162
That doesn't happen if you fucking take care of your hygene. Don't complain just because you're a stinky fuck. My boyfriend's dick is not circumcised and it's fucking amazing ok
>>710079333
Circumcision has always been some puritan bullshit to make sex less enjoyable. It's the same for male and female circumcision. The female version is bit more extreme in some countries.
>>710079201
when you explain to a girl that male circumcision is the same as female genital mutilation, with the same health benefits, and the same amount or less anethesia, and when they do it, and explain what part of the body it is on them... they get this look on thier face like "OMG, how is that legal, that's torture" then they remember they aren't guys and laugh at you for whining.
>>710079574
except, for girls it's "illegal mutilation"
for guys it's a "beneficial medical procedure"
Reminder that circumcision in America was literally created to stop boys from masturbating (yes, really)
>>710079780
Fucking bullshit. The benefits of male circumcision are negligible in modern day society.
>>710071737
No, they're very, VERY stupid in that way.
>>710079888
indeed
soo everyone that are for circ is a asexual
>>710079888
By the inventor of cornflakes.
Totally a doctor though
>>710079594
My mom started to lose the argument when I brought up the subject for debate and she ended up cutting me off and saying she still would do it if she had the chance. Only time I've wanted to punch her in the fucking face
>>710080102
That, or they are just stupid.
>>710067162
Nice memes
>>710066826
They cut your genitals so i guess you could do the same to them, like, grab your dad's balls and pull with all your strength until it rips off, and then do the same with your mom's vulva, its veri good.
>>710080155
Wasn't the first time she decided you needed to be cut off
here ya go. This is how its done.
>>710068389
First of all, clitoral circumcision is rare in the West. Second of all, you're referring to a scenario of voluntary removal, which most certainly isn't the case with infant male circumcision.
>>710071270
Millions? I believe you're mistaken.
>>710074119
>Do YOU think they own one
lol is that suppose to be a come back or are you mindlessly shit posting
>>710080155
Fuckin self righteous cunt.
>>710068225
thats too expensive, goyim.
>>710080706
sup spiderman
>>710080647
She's a good person but the doctors are the ones to blame. I think she can't handle that her son can only feel 1/5 of what he was supposed to during intercourse
>>710069756
ebin trole XD
If I drug and rape a girl, is it okay because she doesn't remember it?
>>710066826
Take-nothing judgment because you're a gullible virgin loser.
its good thing to slice it open
>>710080779
1/5 is a bit of a stretch, probably. But I'm sure it does make sex less enjoyable to some degree.
>>710072423
No, but he is literally strapped to a board and his penis is partially crushed, clasped in a metal clamp, penetrated with a metal probe, and cut up with a scalpel. Did I mention that full anesthesia isn't used because it's not safe for infants?
>>710081065
1/5 might be but I heard some guy say that he was circumcised as an adult and he said it felt like 1/5 the pleasure.
>>710073462
Crying during birth isn't a justification for a fucking unecessary surgery without anesthesia, performed on the most sensitive part of the body.
>>710075921
Except that those aren't unecessary, barbaric, and excruciatingly painful.
Why does it matter? It's not like a woman is ever going to touch your dick anyways.
>>710076224
Drugging someone and removing body parts without consent or medical emergency is considered criminal as well.
try doing this without foreskin jewfags
>>710076654
I'm Jewish and vehemently against circumcision yet this made me laugh.
>>710081815
+rep
I don't have any spiderman shit, but I'm on board with it.
>>710079780
Mostly in the USA. In most other civilized countries it's not seen as a health procedure except in serious cases.
What I've taken from these threads over the years; the reason circumcision perpetuates is that it's easier for the victims to rationalize it as being a beneficial procedure, than to face the pain that would come with admitting to themselves that they were violated by their parents and thus will never experience sexual pleasure in quite the way they were naturally supposed to.
>>710082304
USA dick friends with muslims and jews.