G/fur, rimjob edition
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G/fur, rimjob edition
>no qt doge bf to rim until he leaks
whys life ao cruel
People really like rimjobs, as of late.
>>710045182
because nice clean butts are tasty
>>710045573
tbh, a hairy/raunchy butt is just as good for me too. Though I know my opinion is in the minority with that.
>>710045780
ive licked a fuzzy butt before, but it has to be clean. im a bit meticulous whennit comes to hygene.
>>710045022
>tongue in where poop goes out
eww
>>710045902
Gag
ITT: People who believe myths about anuses.
>>710046764
what myths?
I kinda wish my tongue was longer just so I could rim better, you know?
>>710047130
>tfw huge pierced tongue
feels bretty good.
>>710047534
Piercings are kind of stupid in my opinion. Either on the tongue or the dick.
Super jelly of the big tongue, though. I was thinking about getting that little part of your tongue that connects it to the bottom of your mouth snipped.
Today is too spoopy.
>>710047936
not worth, you lose an amount of control from what ive heard. I just like oral.
big booty
>>710048217
Damn that sucks. I know it would probably take some power to actually get past the pucker.
Still though, it's not like I'd be too good as I am now, barely able to stick my tongue out.
>>710048850
just practice. if you make sure to clip your fingernails you can use your fingers too.
>>710049039
>Practice
On what? Just walk down the street "Hey I need practice sucking ass, can you help me out?"
>>710049300
>not even the colored version
>>710049492
because color makes that picture so much better
>>710048850
Get the procedure done. I had it done about 2 years ago. I was in the same situation as you, I couldn't stick my tongue out very far. They use a laser and it literally takes less than 30 minutes.You don't even feel it.
My control is as good as it was before, but I can stick my tongue out farther than ever before.
>>710049492
If you have it, post it nigga.
>>710049300
no... practice with fruits, toys, and boys you date... wtf dude?
>>710049601
How much did it cost? You're living my dream anon.
>>710049853
I forget the exact price, but it was under $100
>>710049601
well damn, how much length did you gain from it?
>>710049981
probably an inch or just below that.
>>710049555
Yes, it does. Don't make excuses for your shortcomings.
>>710050128
holy shit... i need to do this. i will have chameleon level tongue
>>710050374
I'm sure results may vary, but you will see some improvement.
>>710050639
still exciting
Reminder that bottoming and getting a rimjob literally feel like nothing.
>>710052852
you're clearly doing something wrong then.
getting plowed in the ass feels like ecstasy
>>710052852
Not actually true. I haven't had anything up my ass in months, but last night in the shower just for kicks I decided to use one of my old toys and I was surprised at how much I felt it- especially since it was a small one.
Rimming is probably much more about the thought than actually feeling someone licking your ass, though.
>>710052852
bottoming is the best fucking thing ever, i wish so much that i lived in the furry world with all these massive wonderful cocks to pound me
>>710050134
yeah its my shortcoming that you have shitty taste
right
>>710053384
What are you talking about? Taint is delicious
>>710053752
shut the fuck up your porn is horrible even by furry standards and it has nothing to do with your shiteating fetish
>>710053839
Someone lost their boner.
And it's not me.
>>710053343
someone in toronto needs to pound me now
tfw no bf :c
>>710054150
Go to /soc/.
Granted, if I were in Toronto I'd be down for pounding someone, though it would probably just end up like this.
WHY IS 4CHAN SO SPOOKY
>>710054979
that's fine. use me however you will :3
/soc/ doesn't have any furries tho :c ... I've checked
>>710055579
As far as I know, dragons don't literally exist. You'll have to make do with whatever human/shitty animal dick you find.
im so spooked
>>710055710
tfw ._.
>>710055848
shivers down my spine
>>710055986
u will be ware, ur in for a spookening
>>710055970
I know, it sucks.
Hopefully you'll find someone who's willing to pound you as hard as you want.
>>710056208
lucario's not very spooky is the thing, unless there's a ghost type in the image or something
theme is stuck this way?
>>710056604
it's for Halloween bby
>>710056357
Yes
are you spooked yet
>>710056722
wow that is one hell of a crossover
lucario didn't exist when doopliss was a character
>>710056800
u sure do seem pretty spooked by it
>>710056990
I am a little, doopliss is another of my favorite characters. Bit of a weird coincidence.
I want good paper mario back.
>>710057116
maybe one day.
>>710056291
Large parts - not for children under three years.
>>710057387
probably not
nintendo a SHIT
>>710057477
didnt paper mario color splash (or similar name) come out recently? i heard it was a decent game.
>>710057664
yeah but I wouldn't play that garbage if you paid me. Paper mario was a really fucking good RPG series and they've turned it, starting with super paper mario, into a collection of mediocre action adventure tripe
nintendo cannot stop making me angry when I actually pay attention to them
give me the goods
what
>>710057868
oh, well i guess maybe one day paper mario will return to its roots, i cant really say for sure though i havent played paper mario. i might sometime, starting on the first release.
>>710058112
you knowwww
>>710058169
play the first two
thousand year door is the absolute pinnacle of the series
then there's absolutely no reason to carry on
>>710058310
afraid I don't
>>710058414
omg sf
Does anyone know where to get a good furry onesie with a butt flap in the UK?
>>710058313
Alright, i'll get an emulator set up and runnin. Ill let you know how it goes, uh if you care.
>>710045022
put poop comes from there
>>710053839
That's uh..that's not me that you just decided to go off on. But thanks for showing the thread that you have shit taste and get triggered like a tumblerina
Good job
>>710058460
what
>>710058489
I don't really
I recall paper mario 64 running ok on an emulator but a few areas having not-quite impassible visual glitches
>>710058587
the gooooooods
>>710058680
pictures of lucario I assume
>>710058794
and your invaluable attention.
>>710058821
you've presently got it
>>710058587
Alrighty. yeah N64 emulation is pretty bad. I hope vulkan API fixes it, cause I read that it should be good for N64 emulation especially.
I could never lick a human male's ass, but there's something about a dog butt that gets me in the mood.
>>710058901
have u been enjoying those capris
>>710058953
end your degenerate existence.
>>710058953
>>710058928
god willing
>>710058980
the what?
>>710059119
I thought you took those thin pants I got from walmart.
>>710059119
believe~
>>710059297
don't think so, I'll look again. If I did I didn't mean to. especially since I don't remember them
>>710059367
SO GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEEEEEEVE
>>710059516
I just don't think I saw them in the drawer, I might have been wrong but I didn't really look.
>>710059516
cause youre living just to breathe?
>>710059680
I don't really wear anything but jeans anyway
>>710059704
AND I NEED SOMETHING MORE
TO KEEP ON BREATHING FOR
>>710059761
what about the pink ones
>>710059761
vulkan gives u something to believe in, qt
>>710059968
pardon
>>710060128
not as much
I believe in "friend" though
>>710060229
they have a bow on them.
>>710060313
o-oh
it's not like I wear those regularly or anything, baka
>>710060229
do you believe in me?
>>710060497
Do you believe in you?
Cause no one else can do that for you.
>>710060463
how un-regularly we talking
>>710060798
almost never you perv
>>710060574
i do, but then i forget i do and have to start over.
>>710060909
I am completely 0% perv
>>710060979
as long as you believe in yourself, "friend" can believe in you, too
>>710061013
bullshit levels: hillary clinton
>>710061112
apparently she is "basically retarded and smells like boiled cabbage and farts"
I am nothing like her!
>>710061112
darn, i need to find this "friend"
>>710061276
>I am nothing like her!
Well that's at least partly true, you're definitely more into men than she is
>>710061301
"Friend"s plan is for everyone.
>>710061397
I havent been able to find the email for this.
also we're even more different
I like you
she doesn't.
>>710061397
i hope it involves a bed, for maximum comfortability.
>>710061637
I somehow think that image is maybe a fake.
This is true. Hillary probably plays smash 4.
>>710061701
It involves 6 billion people dying.
>>710061820
TYB"F"
>>710062022
"friend" will never be the based god
>>710062172
"friend" is doing work, "friend" must be based in a way.
>>710062462
"friend" is a character in a manga I just finished reading and now for some reason can't stop dreaming about
but anyway I'm going to go to bed goodbye katia, matty
>>710061820
def fake
also yes
>>710062632
see you, nig
>>710062632
good night, qt
>>710050134
Sauce?
>>710062831
sup negro
>>710058621
>tfw that will never be you
>>710063162
getting ready to go somewhere, hbu
>>710063349
being tired and bored after work, hoping trick-or-treaters dont show up
>>710063427
am currently on trick-or-treat candy slave duty
waiting for it to end so i can fap
>>710063427
is it a hard job?
so far we only got like 1 child come to our house so, today is good so far.. for the most part.
>>710063716
https://twitter.com/buffthepuff/status/793212193399382016
>>710063716
not hard nah, just very repetitive.
and I have to be there at 8:30 every morning.
>>710063019
bottom left of the picture
>>710063783
FIYAAAAAH
TORYAH
HA
*BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP* *BLIP*
>>710063795
damn, that sucks. halloween should have a time off jobs rule, but noo.
gotta go, cya l8r
If children come knocking on my door I will give them some garbage. It's all I have to give.
>>710064048
When children knock at my door I just choose not to answer
wait was that sf
who the fuck is matty
