ITT we act like gentleman until someone roll trips
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ITT we act like gentleman until someone roll trips
Seems like folly, and an awful waste of our time.
But, respect your suggestion, and encourage you to carry on, good sir.
>>710004785
Thank you sir. Have a good day
I truly appreciate everyone on this board
I hope everyone here has had a pleasant day
This truly sounds like a splendid idea! Good show
>>710004259
I say, I do hope one of these blasted anons gets trips soon, I tire from this wait
Hello gentleman. I sure hope you're having a spooky day
Trips would be great about now... agree men?
Oh no, has anyone seen my rare Pepe?
>>710004259
What a splendid time I have been having browsing, I hope your experience was just as enjoyable as my own.
Excuse me Anons, is this seat taken?
>>710005474
I am in total agreement, good sir! I tire of these faux pleasantries.
>>710005474
Righto, old bean
Very good to see everyone in this thread today, I sincerely hope everyone is having a wonderful day.
Good day my good chums
well now, whats all this then?
>>710005555
Fuck this cock ass dickhead.
As i must say this is pretty pleasant
>>710005555
YOU FUCKING WOT
>>710005555
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>710005555
QUADS GET
>>710005555
What a blimey cunt!
I do hope none of you gentlemen are the recipient of and mischief these coming evenings, stay warm and safe chaps.
>>710005555
>>710005555
A wonderful set of quads my good man.
>>710005555
Hahaha Winrar fuck you ! :D
>>710005170
That was a very inspiring photo for the day, thank you anon.
>>710005555
you fucking bellend twat
>>710005599
>>710005555
Yall about to see some real fucking shit now I hope you fuckers are happy. I hope you get aids
>>710005555
Excellent quadruples my fellow friend
I think some of you fine gentlemen are mistaking quads for trips. It's an honest mistake and no one holds its against you.
>>710005555
YOU STUPID BITCH GOTTA COME IN HERE AND RUIN A GOOD TIME DOR EVERYONE YOU CUNT BITCH SHARPIE ASS POOPER CUNT TITS
>>710005771
Very well, carry on men
I respect African Americans and those who follow the Jewish religion.
Would anyone like some coffee? I've just brewed a fresh pot.
>>710005569
>>710005578
>>710005595
>>710005603
>>710005653
>>710005678
>>710005703
My fellow anons, you seemed to have misunderstood the instructions
>>710005965
Coffee? Oh no, my fine sir. We are gentlemen. We drink only the finest tea.
>>710006011
Oh, my apologies, I misconstrued that it would moreso include quads.
>>710006011
Don't hold it against them though, in situations like this it is easy for people to get excited. Though they are mistaken, they are no doubt fine men..
>>710006099
Ah my mistake, I'm truly sorry.
Gentlemen, how are you all doing this fine morning?
How are you, fellow chaps? I apologize for this abrupt intrusion on my part, but is it acceptable to join in ?
Let's get this party started
>>710006259
Absolutely my good man, you're more than welcome, we are all fine gentlemen here..
>>710006177
No need to apologize, good sir. As long as you begin to brew a pot of tea, you shall be alright.
what up mu-fuckers!!!!!
lets get riggity wrecked!
>>710006347
Sir
>>710006371
farken tits out cunts!!!!!!!!!!
>>710005555
Your mother sucks cocks in hell anon.
>>710006347
I believe we have encountered an African American individual.
>>710006407
Sir please
>>710006443
yeeeeeee get em out cuuuunnnnttsssss
>>710006417
I apologize for my sudden outburst, multiples of the same number got me excited and I lost control momentarily. Do forgive.
>>710006500
Sir, listen.. you can't do that here.
>>710006417
We do not speak that way sir, please excuse yourself the the men's room and clean yourself up. We are looking for trips not quads.
Kind sirs, reply to this message immediately, else suffer the loss of your materfamilias to morrow (during night rest)
>>710006532
Thou art forgiven, fellow individual who chooses to remain anonymous.
Trump will win.
>>710006557
fight me irl CUUUUNNNNNTTTTT
>>710006500
We would politely ask you to excuse yourself sir. We're trying to have a decent time
>>710006632
Someone call this negroe's master.
>>710006632
Please sir, this is not the place.
>>710006662
fucken make me you dickless cuunnnnnnnt
Someone call the gentlem00t
Trips
>>710006725
My good man, trips only count if they are found on the end. It's a common mistake though, your are forgiven.
>>710006767
m00ts a giant faggot cuuuuuunnnnnnnt
1v1 me fags irl
Hello old beans, I know its a tiresome subject but what do you think of our current political situation?
I for one am brimming with patriotic pride that we live in a country that can deliver not one but two individuals with such inegrity and diligence in the face of duty hmm
By the Gods! Would you witness my numbers
>>710006864
Sir, if you don't behave yourself I'm afraid you're gonna wait outside.
>>710006936
Unlucky, sir.
This has been a marvelous get together thus far
Good grief, how long until somebody will roll the triple digits?
>>710006982
fucken make me sit outside cuunnnnnnt
faggot cunt, fuck are you cunt lips
These threads are fucking stupid
Observe mine trips
>>710007092
He will go away if we just ignore him. These hoodlums are just after attention, dont give it to him.
>>710007116
I think you meant to say that this gathering is quite an acquired taste, hmm?
>>710007092
Sir, sir? I'm afraid if you don't behave yourself we'll politely show you the door, we're having a civilized get together here until one of us get trips. Harsh speak is not welcome.
Hey this is off topic but why the fuck does /b/ have a blue background with a dancing skeleton in the corner? Is this for halloween or something?
>>710007166
ya mom calls my crank a hoodlum, cuz i mess her shit up every NIGHT CUNNNNTT
>>710004259
How's your day lads?
>>710007239
It would appear that it is due to Hallowe'en, indeed Sir
>>710007239
This is not the place for that sir, perhaps if you articulated yourself in a better manner we may be prone to answer your question.
>>710007239
Make it known though that such event does not take place solely on the Random board
>>710007239
We appreciate your question but we don't encourage using foul language my good sir. And yes indeed it is due to Halloween
Does anyone have any timber? It seems my pipe has gone out again, and alas I'm out of matches.
I certainly love me a be freckled white woman, wouldn't you chaps agree they are truly the greatest genetic mutation
>>710007335
Agreed. In my opinion, perfect articulation is unequivocally important for such a civilised conversation, no?
>>710007516
I enjoy one as well, though the women who find themselves to be a bit more red than the common las, they are beautiful in their own particular way.
>>710007551
Beautifully said old sport. Beautifully said..
Ahh, that skeleton in the corner... What banter!
Would a man be so bold as to ask for trips?
>>710007785
Truly most marvelous piece of animated imagery, no doubt much love was put into its concoction
>>710007795
Why I should say so, yes
>>710007795
A shame to see a fine gentleman as yourself be so unlucky with the repeating digits
I don't suppose anyone of you fine gentlemen have a recette for pheasant pie to share? My old one is simply dreadful, and I would just love a new variety to try out. Toodles!
>>710007944
Yes, I went out on a limb in hopes of achieving trips, and came up short. I respectfully apologize my fellow gentlemen. I was out of line.
Tis a fine hallows eve is it not?
so what if I roll trips now?
Quel langage de palefrenier ! Ne doutez point que j'en toucherai mot au prévôt.
>>710008086
I mean not then, but now
Trips
Cunt
My dear friends. I can feel it. It's coming soon. The trips...
>>710008124
Indeed sir
A jolly good time on the Hallow's Eve, I hope our kingdom shal not fall to the spirits this holy night
Greetings Gents anyone fancy a good bout of squash at the club?
>>710008089
Impressive mastery of a foreign lenguage anonymous, hope one day i'll learn such a marvelous lenguage as french and not algo sem importância nenhuma feito português
>>710007964
My dear mother used to make the best pheasant pie, but her recipe is a secret and a gentleman never has loose lips. I would be more than glad to share with you a slice if you would like.
>>710008120
Come, that is hardly fitting language, is it not?
>>710007889
It is quite a shame to the great fall short so close to their goal.
>>710008104
What about now? Check em
Fucking niggers. Trips is to much
If trips are given soon I'd just like to say that I've truly enjoyed this palaver with all of you And wish you all the best.
>>710008232
Sir, I'm sorry but I believe you've had enough brandy, please excuse yourself.
Trips are merely out of the equation
May I join this thread gentlemen?
trips shall come in soon, the gods have told me
>>710008268
Likewise! I've had a lot of fun; ergo, I shall continue to reply despite some troubled fellow's rather troublesome attitudes.
>>710008221
Yet a again one comes so close to the repeating digits
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS I HOPE ALL OF YOU WILL GET HERPES YOU DISGUSTING FAT FUCKS. NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER LIKE YOU BASTARDS. VIRGIN WEEABOOS WITH 1000 TIMES FOLDED KATANAS FUCK YOU ALL!!! ALL OF YOU ACT TOUGH ON THE INTERWEBZ BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO FACE ME IRL!! I FUCK UP ANYBODY BIG TIME! I ROLL WITH THE WOLVES FAGGOTS.
S A Y O N A R A, I M O U T
Perfectly fine with it.
>>710008386
But of course! No one who merely respects the rules will be shunted. How are you?
>>710008403
Your patheon is of questionable nature
>>710008386
Certainly, how are you doing in this All Hallows' eve my good man?
>>710008481
this is not the spirit of this online chat forum
>>710008481
Good lord, how disturbing.
I'd politely like to roll..
>>710008481
You're most certainly not suitable of asking my precious daughter in matrimony
>>710008481
Please sir no need for that language in the presence of gentlemen such as ourselfs.
>>710008670
And myself? Rest assured, the dowry shall be sufficient. And thus, is it not indicative enough of my wealth? Come, let her be mine..
>>710008718
My good man, i believe you've made a grammatical error there. I don't mean to embarrass you but surely you meant "ourselves". It's okay chap, it happens to the best of us.
>>710008518
>>710008537
Thank you fine gentlemen, I'm doing more than excellent this evening, certainly having a jolly good time. What about you good sir?
Hello gentlemen I hope every one of you is doing great
A gentlemans roll
Tis a fine morn for such a spooky day is it not gentlemen? I do believe I will pertake in a swig of pumkin juice to celebrate. What should I get you gentlemen?
>>710009119
Likewise. As I must abscond for tea shortly, I must encourage you all to roll for trips.
>>710009195
An excellent choice of words my good man.
>>710009195
It is in line with expectations that some fine gentlemen shall indeed produce trips
>>710009195
Dear anon would you share your tea with me ?
Fuckzsd
>>710009427
Indeed so my good sir.
>>710009169
I'd gladly appreciate if you'd share a little portion of your stronguest liquor, for indeed i do need semi-lethal doses of alcohol to survive such a day
>>710005555
XD FAGS
>>710009568
I am rather confused, my dear man, why are you likening us to a bundle of sticks? We are not anthropomorphic or inanimate in any way, and thus I must conclude that you are, in fact, mentally perturbed for suggesting so. Good day.
>>710009568
As mentioned previous, those are quad.s Now stop acting the buffoon and whipe that ridiculous grin off your face.
>>710009568
You are mistaken, quads are not trips
Hey gentlemen I wish to Roll a trip so we can free ourselves
>>710009568
Sir have you not seen? >>710006011
The rules are not as you have hypothesized
>>710009781
It seems there has been a multitude of people who have erred in taking quads in lieu of trips. Which are, as established, rather different.
>>710009567
Ah, yes, I understand sir. Such days ar not uncommon for gentlemen of such caliber as those congregated here. I shall send the boy to fetch some.
It seems that a rather impressive sequence of repeating digits is inbound
>>710009775
Although trips will be rolled i must say i find this conversation quite a pleasant one my good Sir.
Bonsoir messieurs, je suis un français et je vous parle dans le style le plus "gentlemen" j'aimerais donc vous partager mon amour du bon vin et fromage
There seems to be a number of homosexual newcomers here today..
Begone
>>710010100
Those who perform the act of man to man love are equally welcome here
Top of the morning chaps, fine day we're having is it not? I sincerely apologize for my tardiness, but, alas I am finally here. So wonderful to see such civility and impeccable manners. Have a splendid day gents
AYO HOL UP
In the name of kek I Summon trips !
Fuck
>>710004259
Good day old bean.
>>710010369
Tis better late than never good chap, but it seems the tea is already gone. Would you like me to make some?
>>710010705
Of course
fuck u all
Good evening, fellows. What a beautiful thread this one is. I hope I'm not interrupting this nice conversation, I just want t oget a sit here and join in wit hthe rest of you, sirs.
>>710010943
Sir, a letter should never be used as a word.
Good aftenoon my fellow /b/est mates. Its a wonderful day in austria and always good to have a chat wit ya
So, chaps. What are your plans for this Hallows' Eve?
I love you
>>710011267
Probably attempt to end my life
I fear that the gods prefer us this way and shall never bless us with trips.
DIGITS OF THREE
IN THIS THREAD SHALL BE
>>710011267
It's been well over a day cycle since last i got a well deserved rest, i plan on seeking refuge in the world of dreams for the entirety of the day
>>710011356
Well sir, I hope you made that choice yourself. I am actually going to enjoy tonight with a nice couple of wine bottles.
These tripply repeating digits do seem to be quite rare, will we ever return to our old contentious ways?
WERS THE FACKING TRIPZ YOU CUNTSSS
>>710011356
May I ask you for some enlightenment on the subject of why?
>>710011779
Sir, I'm terribly sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to keep your voice down, and your language polite.
Happy Halloween everyone :)
Roll
Cmon
>>710011838
Because my life dont worth it Dear anon
>>710010705
I sincerely appreciate your offer but must respectfully decline! I couldn't in good conscience put you out like that due to my own lateness. I will gladly head to the nearest tea shoppe and pickup a piping hot cup.if there is anything you should want while I am on this errand, please just add it to my list good chap.
>>710005555
Oi, you, fookin mong, I jus wanne t'be jenno'man fer a toim an yoo cooomin 'ere an fookin eet oul up! Fook you, have a shitey day!
if trips we continue on
Greetings gentlemen, fine day were having!
>>710012137
Hahaha no we must respect the rules
>>710012108
Again, quads are not trips. You're mistaken good sir..
>>710012198
Indeed, Gentlemen always respect the rules.
How do you do my good fellows?
>>710011779
oh my
>>710006407
amy schumer really let herself go
>>710012014
I sincerely feel for you kind sir and really hope for you to find peace wherever you may find it.
Am I cool now?
Look at them!
>>710012310
Please dont talk about people that way.
>>710012331
You, my good man, are of kind heart and soul.
Morning, gentlemen. I see we have yet to find a good source of repeating numbers. Do carry on.
Roll
>>710012393
If there's anything i can do to help you, just let me know chap.
Mint.
Morning all, time to steam my brew, and press my jeans.
>>710012679
Morning sir. Yes we seem to be at a stand still. However I think we've successfully been a part of one the kindest threads in /b/'s history. I for one, find it lovely.
>>710012976
Isn't it really nice from time to time? To have a lovely conversation?
>>710013138
Absolutely, I find it refreshing and uplifting.
It truly is remarkable sir.
Oh! I've missed all of you lovely people , i hope you have a happy Halloween this year.
I do believe the last one I've been in was a right tummy twister as the Original Poster, good chap he was, rolled triple numbers from the get go. It was such a fiendish experience that I blacked out from my first words. A terrifying experience indeed.
>>710012976
I for one am a foreigner to this board, came to pay my regards solely to see what the fine residents from this part of the website were up to on the advent of the new theme, imagine my stunning surprise for stumbling on a thread of such immeasurable worth
>>710012679
>>710012976
Agreed. If one was superstitious, it could be thought that it is almost as if it is almost impossible to get triple digits in such a formal and civilised thread!
I must say, I've fairly enjoyed this thread. I sincerely hope any of us jolly folks will encounter trips shortly.
Have any of you seen those spooky skary skelingtons?
Another gentlemans roll
>>710013560
What art thou talking abou-AAAAAA
Gentlemans , should we destroy the pact with the OP and act like animals?
Let's play for the roll now comrades!
>>710013852
Don't you think that is a little dubious, chap?
>>710013852
Dishonoring an Original Poster request would bring shame to my family name.
>>710013852
I'm a man of my word. You will only break this pact over my dead body.
>>710013852
not at all
Good evening gentlemen I'm sorry I'm late .
>>710013991
>>710013997
almost gentlemans, you almost did it
>>710013852
>>710013991
I'd be much honored in bearing witness of the duel that shall ensue
>>710014027
Good 'eve my fellow companion.
How are my fellow gentlemen on this fine morning? I myself am wonderful, for I am laying about with my two young felines.
>>710012331
Thank you
>>710014199
As would I my good man . It has been a while since I witnessed a good duel . Unless you count the evenings with my wife that is
>>710014288
A fine pussy indeed
>>710014254
And to you . I really enjoy my time here in such good company , alas I work a night shift so I may be going to bed soon need to be up at nine to work at eleven .
Oh Golly
>>710014479
Thank you sir. But there happen to be two of them, which one might you be referencing?
Goodness me, a thread shan't have to wait such a time for a simple trio of matching numbers!
Mayhaps I may be of some assistance.
It is time.
>>710014199
As a man of my word, I'm ready to stand for my honour. I don't personally crave for a fight, but if my adversary really looks to go with it, I'm shall take the request.
Should I assume the rules are the same as ever? Single gun, of choice, 12 steps, to the death, no backs.
hello my fine sirs
Hello my dear internet friends
>>710014288
What an exquisite pair of kittens you have, they are just adorable!
Oh come on now chaps, how has no one had 3 numbers in a row yet?
:)
>>710014717
Oh , i am extremely sorry sir , my purpose was never to anger you. As for my mistake , i shall make a walk of shame
Surely trips will come
>>710014815
You have my thanks sir anon. They are quite spry and rambunctious, but they are quite the cute little things aren't they?
a most amusing thread, good on you OP!
Lul
Do any of you chaps feel like you're too nice sometimes?
>>710014288
Ah such wonderful creatures , No animal more loving yet sadistic as the feline
>>710014962
Indeed they are my chum very much so.
Well, I will be off then gentlemen, I have to perform my duties at a toy store.
>>710004259
be a gentleman and bump
>>710008579
>>710015101
Surely there is no such thing, being kind will only lead to kind things for you.
Roll
I love you /b/ros
NIGGERS
Dear /b/ros I think the god of trips want us to act like gentlemen forever
Hello my good chaps, I hope everyone is having a good day. I am here to help the good cause.
>>710015379
Why, how dare you sir? We do not tolerate this kind of vulgar language here.
>>710015404
Truly a refreshing sight even for the divine
>>710015444
And it seems that I have! Now, FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU USELESS PRICKS!
>>710015444
I FUCKING HATE ALL YOU NIGGERS , I NEVER LIKED YOU
>>710015444
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>710015444
WINRAR
YES FINALLY NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK ALL OF YOU EAT MY SHIT
Good morning/evening my fellow chaps, I do wish you all a splendid day. Do give the missus my regards.
>>710015525
LIKE HELL YOU DO NIGGER
FUCK EVEN THE CAPTCHAS STARTED ACTING UP
ALL THIS TIME I WAS AN ASSHOLE JUST TO HAVE UR TRUST BUT NOW I CAN FUCK ALL UR MOTHER IN THEY'RE BUMHOLE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL WHORES
>>710015444
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING SUCKER.
EVERYTHING WAS GOOD AND ALL UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG YOU PIECE OF SHIT
DIE DIE DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>710015516
FUCK YOU CUNT
>>710015444
YOU COCKSUCKING WANKBOLLOCKING TWATLORD
YOU MUST BE A NIGGER!
YOU ARE ALL THE SCUM OF THE EARTH! NOT EVEN YOUR OWN MOTHERS COULD LOVE SUCH FUCKING DISGUSTING SHITS LIKE YOU!
Gotta love how you can just see whos newfags and who has been here for some time
So dear sirs, I was out hunting with my fellow members of the country club, but I noticed my ol' Flintlock Rifle isn't the most accurate anymore. Any tips?
>>710015444
....
GOD DAMN FUCKING NIGGERS ALWAYS SCREWING WITH MY FUCKING FLINTLOCK, WHERE CAN I GET AN AR??
>>710015444
Hahaha fuck every one !!!!!
>>710015659
>>710015444
Fuck you you fucking cunt! Why don't you jump in front of a moving train or even better yet, go under your sink and take a drink
I'm not gentleman at all, I was just acting like that to get your guys to like me. Go fuck yourselves.
TOES, KNESS, SHOULDERS, HEAD. HOW MANY NIGGERS ARE IN THIS THREAD!?
>>710015444
FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS GET THE FUCK PUT OF HERE AND KILL YOURSELVES YOU USELESS WAST OF LIFE. YOU NOTHING BUT AN OXYGEN THIEF AND SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN EVEN ALLOWED TO SEE THE FACE OF THE EARTH ALL NIGGERS SHOULD JUST BE NUKED THE FUCK OUT OF EXISTANCE.
I hate niggers
fucking fags , i bet you like trap and sissy porn
>>710015722
haha good stuff
>>710015735
Yeah? I was just pretending to like you so I could ask you in marriage!
Check my dubs
>>710015782
American history X ?
>>710015659
kkk
rollin
>>710015963
Fucker, you're fucking late! You little shit
>>710015906
Yeah dude
>pic related
I NEVER LIKED ANY OF YOU YOU DISGUSTING NIGGER JEWS!
FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS, I HOPE OP GETS RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS
>>710015444
Shit on my dick please.
EVERBODY IN THIS THREAD CAN SUCKY GIRTHY COCK
Now boys. You all need to calm down and become gentlemen again.
Heres a reset skeltal. Extra calcium to those who behave.
>>710017184
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