ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS/CONFESSIONS/ETC
bmpp
>>709987451
I tell women I got the vasectomy because I don't want to have children, when I haven't actually done it and until now 3 got preggers.
Ive been having sex with my pregnant cousin because her husband is to scared he will hurt the baby
bmp
>>709987451
my cars finger friended my mom in the back
I'm 20 and I want to die
My not gf possibly cucked me.
ive had sex with my sister almost every day since i was 16 and im 23 now
>>709987451
KILL YOURSELF WITH THIS SHT THREAD
SECRETS ARE FOR TRASH
AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE TRASH
I convinced my girlfriend and her doughter to be nudist at home.
>>709988950
Wow, I'm so jealous
>>709987451
thEY TRainED THEM OMG
>>709988950
It's the best sex ever isn't it? why didn't you start sooner?
I think I'm all better already.
>>709989118
Because I didn't eat my steak, so I didn't feel manly enough.
I am still in denial that /b/ isn't a secret tree club anymore and I secretly hope that I can drive all of the newfags out by complaining about them on every board I go to
>>709989161
If she loves you she won't care how big you are
My wife's sister moved in with us and I've cought them having sex
>>709988950
stories and pics please
>>709989118
that steak reply wasn't me
it didn't start sooner because we never drank alcohol together, it happened when we both came home drunk from different parties
My cousin and I made out a lot when we were younger. 21 now and damn I wish I could get ahold of her again but for more
>>709989556
Go on..
>>709989713
Sounds fun. I started with my sis when my mom had back surgery and my sister had to watch me.
I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. She would be beyond humiliated to know that her private stuff is owned by lots of strangers
i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.
My step sister and I used to have "staying up contests" where we would try and stay up as late as we could whenever she came to visit from California. One night it ended with us fucking and every time she visited afterwards we would end up having sex. It just randomly stopped though, we sort of silently agreed to stop in fear of getting caught, plus we were ashamed of it. We were both really desperate and virgins at the time.
>>709989010
kinda same here but no convincing, nudity is casual and normal at our place also. we have quite a few sister/nieces/nephews,.
>>709990224
The first time i got home from work early and found them scissoring on the living room couch. They had no idia I was watching them.
>>709990592
>no idia
>>709990315
Would love to share if anyone is interested
I'm a 20 year old guy and when I was 18 and just started college, I was at a kickback, just a small party, i had way too much to drink. So, I went to sleep in this walk in closet and I was raped by an incredibly ugly girl. This girl is now best friends with my girlfriend of two years. I get to see my rapist almost every day and can't tell my girlfriend, she'd never believe me.
>>709990579
It's normal now at my place and her doughter even has a friend that takes her clothes off now as well.
At a concert working security. Hot as fuck girl comes up and straight up says she wants my dick after the concert. I'm gross. She was so hot and out of my league that I was genuinely sure I was more likely to show up at her place and get captured for organ harvesting than it was that she actually wanted to fuck me. I said I was busy.
There is a 80% chance that my sun is dating his sister and I have no way to tell him because it would ruin my relationship with my wife.
>>709991194
>my sun
This isn't really a secret but it's a story i feel like you will all enjoy. I don't want to green text so fuck you guys. This honestly happened less than 5 minutes ago, I wish I was joking. For about the past month or so when I masturbate I have been to lazy to get up and go cum in a toilet and I didn't have tissues so I used a large gatorade bottle. It was at least more than half filled. I'm not gonna keep this long fuck it. I got an incredible urge to nut and i was gonna nut on the carpet. I ended up grabbing the bottle rather quickly and a good 16-20 ounces of month old cum and it got all over my shirt, chair, and pants. I normally don't care about bad smells but this was on another level. There was also a layer of crusty furry cum on my tshirt. It smelled like saltines and cum but it had something extra to it that I can't explain. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever encountered. Sorry How horribly written this was but I was just covered in throwup and thousand year old nut.
>>709990850
>I can't tell her
This is where you're wrong. You can tell anyone and you should tell everyone.
>She won't believe me
There's two outcomes here.
1: She doesn't believe you, which means she's a fake shallow piece of shit who probably doesn't deserve your time if she can't believe something you say that's sincere
2: She believes you and stops being friends with her or at least tries to not make sure you're around that girl anymore
3: She believes you and doesn't do anything, see outcome 1
D: You don't tell her because you're too afraid or embarrassed so you continue triggering your own PTSD.
You know all those antirape images and shit you see feminists use? There is some truth to them that you shouldn't just stay silent after being raped. The only real downside of telling people is the shame it may cause unless you're a girl sadly because then if you don't tell the right people or aren't believed you will just end up in more trouble. But in this case, you need to tell the right person. But you don't have this case, you're a guy. I may be underestimating things but it happened years ago and you obviously can't be over it if you had to tell someone in a secrets thread. You have an opportunity to at least try to do something to have peace of mind. If you can't trust your girlfriend to believe that you were fucking raped then what is the actual point of her being your girlfriend? You're supposed to be able to tell friends secrets so she would just be a girl.
>>709991194
Story?
I got turned on by my aunt that got to drunk at a family party and decided to strip all her clothes off and run around naked till my uncle cought her with a blanket.
>>709991835
are you 12 years old?
My gf taught her 11yo sister how to put on a condom using my dick for practice.
>>709990850
don't you wanna try a threesome ?
>>709992030
nice fantasy you neckbearded virgin.
>>709991685
My sun's girlfriend showed me a picture of her mom and I remember her from a concert my best buddy took me to when my sun was three months old. I fucked her in the back of her car after the concert was over.
>>709991908
No but my aunt has big perfect tits
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>709992440
Of course you did, champ
>>709992189
lol why you mad though
>>709992189
That can actually happen. My wife taught her daughter when she was 16 on my dick.
>>709992555
bullshit.
if it wasnt for the fact that you got some awesome trips, id tell you to go fuck yourself with your weird fantasies.
>nice trips btw.
>>709992440
proof?
>>709992659
if i was going to make up a fantasy it would be a lot better
Gave a footjob to my boyfriend's best friend a day before we got engaged. He is very fit and has a head full of glorious hair so I still kind of lust after him to this day.
Mandatory feet pic.
>>709992659
It's not bullshit her mom found out she was having sex with her boyfriend at the time and she wanted to make sure she knew about she sex.
>>709993012
shut your mouth you mouth breathing lying sack of shit. no one would actually volunteer a real penis to an 11 year old girl when you can use any other phallic object.
you faggots are terrible at making shit up. at least make it believable.
>>709992873
tits please
I take a quick peek at the toilet paper when I wipe.
>>709993124
She was 16 not 11 that was the other guy
>>709993292
it doesnt matter.
same shit.
My high school gf and I went to different colleges. Tried the long distance thing but it wasn't working. She got a new laptop with webcam (back in '07). I convinced her to strip and play with herself. I let all the guys on my hall watch. We broke up. She has no clue
I've already:
- thought about killing myself
- cried because I'm useless
- jerked off
- taken drugs
this morning. In that order.
>>709990318
delet yourself from planet earth
>>709993124
no one would actually volunteer to use something other than the real thing
I'm a bisexual female and have lost most of my interest in men. I haven't told my boyfriend this and I just pretend my ex is fucking me with a strap on when we have sex... I want to marry my boyfriend... We have been together for a few years.
>>709994085
You might want to reconsider marrying him if that's the case. Hes gonna figure it out sooner or later.
>>709993789
Why do you feel useless?
>>709994346
I contribute nothing to my life or anyone else's that is of any measurable significance.
>>709994711
Why not?
>>709994085
Just get him addicted to ffm threesomes
>>709994753
I don't know how. I try, but usually fuck up. It's just a constant feeling of worthlessness, despair, and uselessness.
I think about going back to my ex girlfriend in a few years, but right now it is to early... i miss her
>>709994085
Talk to him, if he really loves you you both can find a way to make things better
I cross dress and have my dog fuck me.....
Im a man
Me and my friends climbed a water tower tonight. It was really fun.
>>709995579
thats pretty normal for /b/ standards.
>>709995215
I know that feeling well
>>709995215
Do you have anyone you care about?
A girlfriend?
Children?
Dog?
>>709990761
yeah post it
I suck cocks, mostly old men. I ran AIDS tests twice just in case. I literally live in my bedroom watching series and masturbating, i pee in a bottle and i love filling it up. I talk alone or just to my dog cuz i have no friends.
>>709996889
you sir, truly belong here.
bump78
>>709993789
Same
>>709993228
Who doesnt do that? Plus smelling it
>>709995215
Don't be a self loathing fag, you control your happiness. Change, n get your shit straight
First step: your attitude
Next: the drugs
bummpp
rip
bu,mp
>>709987451
When i'm feeling stressed I pray to a machine god using a religious ceremony I cooked up in college during a metal breakdown.
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
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>>709987451
I get gets
>>709999999
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>>709998930
Waiting for something.
There is a strange thing in this thread......... will we see
>700000000
?
A car friended me in the back of his fingers mom
m
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Saul isn't gay
>>709994085
That's the greatest thing for a bloke to hear, because he will let you bring chicks home that you both will bang.
>>709994711
you got dubs
>>709990238
Green text please
>>709990850
>raped
>by a girl
God these fucking millennials
I have herpes and still have unprotected sex with women
>>710001714
Me too
>>709991367
That's disgusting
>>710001394
Yo nigga, I been raped by chicks before.
>Be me 23 year old clothes and face model. Looking pretty lit.
>Go to club, decide it's only water as I can't binge and shit cuz of work.
>Wake up with blurry memories. Remember a Hens night. I am in a hotel bed. I had sex with 7 women.
>I didn't drink, don't do drugs, yet had sex with 7 chicks.
>My dick is still hard and my hands and body are full of marks, I remembered being tied up and shit. All blurry.
>Got checked for STD's - had none which was good.
>I was raped but hardly remember much of what happened besides the bigger details. Was drugged.
>Haven't got PTSD but I don't trust groups of chicks on drinks. Walk away from any club with hen's night bitches.
>>710001394
Rape is unwanted sex. What kind of uneducated faggot moron idiot thinks that a mans penis only gets hard when he wants it to? Go fucking kill yourself you fucking moron.
I did something to my younger sister when I was young and thought I'd be a hopeless virgin forever. I know she knows it happened. I want to kill myself every day because of it. But at the same time I kinda hope it turns into us fucking because I have a horrible incest fetish/fantasy. She's very attached to me and gets very touchy with me. Sometimes she does things that seem like she's trying to tease me.
Ok guys i was gonna post this as thread but whatever.
One of my friends was comming home from a party, he was 18 years old at the time. He noticed a lot of shoes outside his parents appartment where he lived. Wierd he thought. He walks in and sees a 16-20 (?) year old guy running around in his underpants. and this is where it gets crazy. HIS at that time 14 YEAR OLD little sister (cute white girl) comes out of a bedroom with 2 other guys in theyr underwear, my friend is like wtf starts freaking out. he goes further into the appartment to find 7 other guys sitting around in theyr underwear, he freaks out threatens to call the cops and they bail. and ofc, all sandniggers.
this is not even a fucking lie
>>710001787
It come back to bite you in the ass yet? Its been a few years for me but nobody has said anything
>>710001957
Sorry I'm from a different generation. In the nineties when we would go to a club and end up fucking 7 women we called that a good night.
But you're a homo model who drinks water to stay hydrated so I guess we are different breeds.
>>710001979
I hope you're trolling. If a man doesn't want to fuck he's gay, and should still have the strength to bitch slap a hoe. In nearly all other circumstances if a chick sits on your hard dick you should enjoy the ride.
But you millennials needs counseling and pills and support groups if you don't get cuddles after fucking.
Pathetic.
>>709987451
I'm bored of fucking my gf of 6 years and recently started fucking my ex again. She's nowhere near as how but she's so much more fun to fuck.
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>>710002077
Me neither. I don't know who gave to me. It can take years to show any symptoms.
>>709992310
And then you calculated the 80% chance. got it.
>sucked doggos dick when i was like 10, idk
>in front of neighbor
>grew
>dont know if he's told some of all the people we know
>probably
>very good, bro-like friends until years ago we were at a gathering
>starts threatining to spill it out
>"anon, remember about your doggo?"
>while laughin & looking at me in the eye
>ditch him, cut bridges
>>710002276
Don't you prefer to choose or would you rather an oompaloompa with a gaping jaw and greasy hair ride you all night long.
>>710002684
Not sure how to make myself clear here anon...
I would either:
-Knock the bitch out
-nut and move on with my life
Because I'm red blooded male 99% of the time it would be the second option
Under no circumstances would I be "raped" by a female hahah
>mfw I don't think you're trolling and you actually victimize yourself
>>710000000
used to screw my little bro on the regular.
joined the army, in basic training ended up sucking off a bunch of my squadmates and letting a couple of them fuck me
>>709993228
Always
>>709990850
Beat the shit out of that stupid bitch.
>>710002870
If you are drugged up and tied up... the what will you do hardcore toughguy. You won't knock anyone out because you won't have control at all.
my daughter is a cam girl and im one of her biggest tippers
>>710003081
Are you the gay male model?
>>710003081
I bet if he got into a plane crash he would just jump out at the last second too
>>710003171
which one
My wife passed out drunk this last saturday. She was nude in our bed and I let my old neighbor rub on her tits and ass
>>710002924
What MOS? I had a guy who used to suck my dick like a champ in basic.
>>710003288
He is superhuman after all. His man power protects him.
>>710003171
Proof?
>>710003563
Yeah let's all tip his daughter
>>709992440
>>709992440
Now go to westboro Baptists and do it again fag. Those guy give whites a bad name
>>709992873
You're a terrible person
>>710003506
12b.
>people knew was bi coming into the army
>a few weeks into basic training friend tells me he's also bi
>tells me this while in the shower and indicates that we should fool around on fireguard duty
>start sucking him off for the next few weeks, on fireguard together all the time so plenty of opportunity
>somehow he started talking about this with other guy in our room
>about 2 months into basic training with 2 months to go, other guy tells us he wants in on the action despite claiming to be 'straight'
>suck him and my other buddy off at the same time
>other guy from our room catches us in the act, says we're all faggots
>a couple days later i joke that he's just jelly and wants to get in on that
>he says ok as long as i don't tell the others
>tells me he's straight and then makes me alternately gag and ride on his 8 inch dick pretty much every chance he gets for the rest of the cycle
funny what 2 months without girls does to 'straight' guys.
I think about my way hotter ex every time I bang my gf. My gf isn't ugly or anything its just my ex is hotter and had a better body. To bad my ex was a total whore. The chick literally fucked her aunts husband on a regular basis when we were both teens. Hell if she and I didn't grow up together I wouldn't have even given her a chance. In her defense she was raped by her mothers boyfriend when she was like 9. Not her fault her body developed really early. And it was all downhill from the there for her.
>>710004948
I got stories if from our past about her slutty behavior if anyone's intresred
>>710005024
yes please
Hot ex story
She used to fuck the nextdoor neighbours dog. Me and the nextdoor neighbour would watch. Then she would suck us off.
I gave my parents aids. One morning i thought it be fun no cum in my moms coffee and 3 weeks later i found out i had aids
A friend of mine made a cum pancake and fed his dog. Dog liked it a lot
I'm addicted to posting my ex gf on 4chan ... I've done it so much you can search and find her on Google ... She's been doxed ... I'm waiting for the Feds to come ... I say that I like doing it ... But I really regret it and I hate doing it ... I might kill myself over it ... It's stupid I hate my life
I've been with my wife for 4 years but I'm bored... so every time I travel I use a fake Tinder account (not my Facebook, but photos of me) to meet up with college girls. I'm 26, but I always say I'm 21. Over the past year I've fucked over 20 women ranging from a senior in high school to a med student.
I don't really feel bad about it.
Pic related... the first of many matches.
>>709989713
>greentext
Story now!
>>709987451
I been jizzing into the mayo and ranch at my place since I moved in this August. None of my roommates have suspected a thing yet
>>710001997
More info please
>>710007020
Share more matches please!
How do you hide it from your wife?
>>710003506
Greentext?
>>710001279
Sorry I fell asleep
>my sister was sleeping next to me because I was having trouble sleeping. She suggested sens it was just us in the house and we are so close that we should sleep naked like adults do.I said ok and we spend all night nude and cuddling. I remember her skin being very soft and warm. In the morning I woke up to her playing with my dick so I started playing with her boobs. we got alot closer after that day and she tought me evary thing.
>>709988989
Triggerd!!! Poor angry little fella.
I have a girlfriend and a newborn and a normal life. But, I cannot stop paying prostitutes for sex, blowjobs, etc.
I also have a massively profound foot fetish and I see prostitutes for that almost weekly. My family has no idea.
I love women and it's the easiest way to spends time with/be sexual with multiple partners in a relatively safe manner (condom use, foot fetish, etc.)
I can here my younger sister faping in her bedroom and it driving me insane.
>>709992659
Nope. You're just jelly. Why? Because you're the real neckbeard virgin. And you know it. So you're pissed at the world. It's ok though little fella. You'll get laid someday!
>>709993124
Wow. You're so angry it didn't happen to you. Max Keks!!!!!
>>709993458
Still angry I see. Hahaha.
>>709987451
When I was 16, I peed on my dog
Happy Halloween pic related
>>710009868
Find a way to see that dude !
>>709988989
Who hurt you
>>710010343
I have seen her do it several times. It taking everything I have not to go in there.
I take female hormones and testosterone blockers cuz I secretly wish I was a girl. I've got B cup tits from it now, nobody knows but my gf and I never intend to let anyone know.
>>710009214
>about 12 weeks into basic training
>be 20, horny as fuck
>one day on FTX get assigned to build shelter
>spend night in there in sleeping bags
>in middle of guard shift we have to get up and watch perimeter, end up talking about home and shit
>we get onto topic of what to do when we get home first
>mention that my dick is basically ready to explode and i'm gonna jump straight on girlfriend
>he tells me he's bi
>eventually subject gets onto my 8 inch cock which he had seen in shower
>tells me he'd suck it for me
>tell him no because gay
>he seems disappoint and starts to avoid me
>a few days later give him the all clear and meet him in the bathroom
>sucks me off about 3 times in 20 minutes, swallowing every time
>other privates complain that we take too long in the bathroom for the rest of the cycle since we were constantly going in there just so i could bust a nut
>end of the cycle find out that DS was literally fucking him bareback in the ass for the whole cycle
I'm engaged but still enjoy butt stuff and can't admit it. I got tired of hiding a dildo so now occasionally when the fiance goes out I use the granite paper towel roll (thick and long) to fuck myself with then wash it and replace.
My wife and I have had sex on vacation while are doughter layed passed out in the bed next to us.
I have a crippling inferiority complex that I hide under the guise of a huge ego. I act like nothing phases me and that I have all of my priorities in line. but I really constantly feel like a failure, like I'm never doing enough, and the smallest insults and judgements of others can completely ruin my day. My perception that other people are "judging" me has caused many an argument and bad days.
I try to stay strong for my wife and daughter, but on some days I'm so overwhelmed that I find it difficult to be productive (and I work in a fairly demanding profession). I keep wanting to talk to a counselor but I don't know how I feel about breaking down this facade that is keeping me going.
I "accidentally" let my mother in law see my dick because i wanted her to try to fuck me when no one was home. when she wasnt home i used to lick her dildoe i found under her bed
>>710011772
>>709987451
>my biggest secret is i am in love with my best friend
>he knows it the way i look at him
>i feel i am empty and lost my soul to this guy
>i can't look at other guy for more than 1 year
>we meet and we have sex almost everyday
>i am not able to say him i love you because i am afraid that he doesnt love me
My gf pussy is not that exciting to look at but i love her. Because of this i go to nudist beaches and jerk off to my ex her pics.
>>709987451
ever since she was a youngster i was buying things to my poor neighbors daughter secretly to get her attention, since i am much older than her.
clothes, things she needed for school, she likes a specific music type so some albums were included as well.
after she hit puberty i was the one supplying her with cigarettes and booze, which made her very popular amongst friends in school.
also made me even better friend.
i was always there for her, but also i made her greedy.
(which was the point in the first place)
i started buying her some expensive stuff recently, like phones, some nice lingerie, shoes. but she now returns me with more "expensive favors", if u know what i mean.
everyone's got his price
I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's ex. She's a hot milf and would be beyond humiliated that people know what she looks like and does behind closed doors
>>709987451
I don't like chocolate milk
>>709987451
I want to fuck my 9yo second cousin really bad, almost every night i dream about him. Won't become an hero, what do?
>>709990850
Tell your girlfriend that the rapist is hot. Your girlfriend will promptly get rid of her
>>709994877
That he's not not allowed to participate in. Haha
I secretly like to listen to Adele
>>710010749
Thanks, I'm diamonds. What a lucky fag
>>709991182
mdma my boi
>>710011772
How old is your mother-in-law? Is she hot? If so, what does she look like? And do you have a big dick?
Also, how did she react to seeing your dick?
>>710013263
Can you post any pics of her for us to see? Also, how old is she?
>>710016206
She's 46, looks about 10 years younger. I like emailing them if that's ok. You will not be disappointed.
>>709987451
OP I'm sorry but I had sex with your mother
my subconscious keeps me from leaving my wife and getting back with the woman i have loved for over ten years (married for two years)... we shouldve moved in tomorrow but i created a fight and pushed her away....we do this every year and i really thought itd happen this time
>>710016802
my email is [email protected]
>>709987451
i operate 4chan archives (4archive.org, archived.moe, etc.)
nobody knows that i even visit 4chan
>>710016206
My email is RussellJohn660 at Gmail
Goes for anyone who wants to see this bitch
>>710002333
You're a shit person and you should feel bad, man.
>>710016061
at the time she was mid-late 40's. she wasn't very attractive, short chubby, average. i didn't see her reaction but i know she got a good glimpse of it. i got out of the shower and her room is across the hall from mine and i left the door open half way and from her bed you could see mine. i know she saw it because another time she left her door open slightly after the shower. i didnt see anything though.
I've had sex with my cousin in a pool. My male cousin. When we were 14.
>>709987451
Fucked my second cousin's wife multiple times.
>>709991182
Same shit happens to me. Dont risk it. Play it safe = no regrets
>27 y. old, good job, own flat and car
>allways fuck and have relationship with chicks
>month ago I met 22 yo boy
>Similar hobbies
>I fell in love couple of time before
>never ever before such strong, even i dont want it
>i become technicaly gayfag cause i slept with him
> i dont fell like gay, i never judge people but i tell you something...
>at first in my life i feel realy realy great.
>>710017013
I emailed you. Did you get it?
>>709987451
I have a farting and burping fetish
I fell for a girl massively. But we will probably not happen
>>710018887
Why's that, anon?
>>710019056
Eh, already tried getting with her, but she is "busy"
Granted, she does give of possible signs of interest
>>710008385
This.....
ive been stalking n obsessing over this guy 4 months and i masturbate to him all the time. He doesnt like me back tho. Also, i have a bf
I buy my doughter sex toys when she brings me home good report cards.
>>709987451
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>>709987451
all I want in life is a /b/tard to let me suck their cock every once in awhile.. been bicurious for like 5 years :s
>>710011265
A superiority complex stems from a sense of inferiority, it makes it hard for you to admit mistakes you've made by being hardheaded. Think of counseling as the first step towards constructive humility that will both benefit you and them. It's really not that bad, besides the price it's, just an unbiased person payed to stabilize your mindset.
>>709989032
That's some good shit
>>709989194
This was the dream /b/ro, we put up a no girls sign and now they're putting their tits on the windows so we let them in.
>>709993809
Stfu
>>709990850
I'm in a similar situation, I raped a skeleton now it won't come out of the closet
>>709988897
I'm 22 and i want to die, welcome to the club
>>709994085
That's pretty hot, he's probably thinking about the same thing.
