HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
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HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
>>709970127
awesome car and a crap load of money.
she might like that dick but she'll like having all the people looking at her fancy clothes in a fancy car even more.
girls are shallow as fuck.
>>709970127
Foreplay Finesse and Technique.
>>709970229
Does daddy give you those things Chang?
>>709970229
>People are shallow as fuck
Ftfy
>>709970127
he can only last for one session, then his dick becomes a giant noodle for the next 3 hours.
>>709970127
That dick is longer than a vagina is deep. He can never bottom out in a girl. I don't envy him, I pity him. A dick that big is only good for show.
>>709970229
She will ride in your car as you drop her off at Jamal's place.
>>709970324
Okay fuck off with this shit dude.
Not that anon, but it's bad enough that niggers do this, do we really have to degrade ourselves to their level? It accomplishes nothing, and it's nothing more than a masturbatory fantasy for pathetic losers in here.
We're better than them, act like it.
You also get a tiny ass Filipino chick to make your dick look big....
>>709970127
muh dik
you mad?
white.
boi.
>>709970368
spoken like a poorfag
richfags make the rules
they usually have power issues
>>709970366
Yes anon, we all believe that you pity the guy with a gorgeous asian gf and a dick nearly as big as her forearm.
>>709970366
yeah, but a shiny car will always get more attention than a faster car that is worth fuck all
>>709970127
By not balding
>>709970127
Pretty easily.
Only gay men are into really long dongs, they apparently hurt most chicks.
>>709970518
So, you're saying you and your family make the rules?
Then why are you here?
Shouldn't you be with your women and super awesome cars?
Or did you mom and dad take it out for their date while you babysit your sis?
Yea that looks terrible.
Can't imagine it's comfortable to wear pants at all with that. Sweatpants and it's visible, jeans and it's gonna hurt tucking it away.
Can't even fuck a girl properly, guarantee that.
>>709970127
I don't have to?
Dicks aren't a competition, money, looks, personality and social status are the things that get you laid, and once you're actually in the bedroom is the penis unleashed, and by then she's already determined that she's fucking you regardless so it's totally irrelevant.
Unless she's got a deep vag she won't be able to handle it anyway. It looks good, but function over form.
>>709970127
I got bigger tits than your GF.
>>709970496
The real dick behind the balls lol
ITT: spoiled, asshurt little Asian boys posting from their parent's basement.
>>709970525
I don't want either of those things, so yes.
>>709970538
Who cares? That's your problem, and the reason you're all virgins. You think you're competing against every other living guy. You're not, if a girl likes you, you just have to convince her you're not a total piece of shit and you're in.
>>709970496
Lmao u can see his real dick underneath it dumbass
>>709970766
>>709970496
>not having a horse penis
>>709970127
i have a 7 and 1/2 inch dick. its long but pretty skinny being that im 5'5 125 lbs. every girl ive had sex with in the last 3 years of me fucking regularly, they have always cummed hard, sometimes 3 times its some shit. point is, its not about size, its more how you fuck i swear
>>709970127
I have been told my several ex girlfriends that I have the perfect size penis. They always say it's not to short that they can't feel it or not to long so it hurts them.
I take these opinions are pretty accurate due to the fact all the women who told me this were my exs and it wasn't to "win me back" it was clear the realtionship was good and dead.
My penis is 6.5 inches long
>>709970127
JUST FUCKING KILL ME GOD DAMMNIT
>>709970907
>5'5 125
You sound like a twink
>>709970368
nigger mentality, you better serve the misses right or massa be whippin you boy, no you dumb fuck rich white people don't drive to the hood unless we need drugs but that will end soon with the release of prohibition
>>709970990
im a lil thicker with a mix of muscle and fat
If you can't reach the bottom, beat the hell out of the sides
>>709970127
>>709971222
looks liable to snap if your not careful ._.
>>709970127
>HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
Good luck getting that up her ass.
>>709970907
Whats the secret then?
>>709970229
>girls are shallow as fuck.
There is a huge problem with girls having BF's and husbands they actually don't want to fuck.
>>709970127
This one works pretty well for me.
>>709971544
hahahahahaha
>>709971504
i dont fuck my gf, i just fuck other girls
Why do Asian girls like white guys so much?
I can't.
>>709971544
Can I suck you off please daddy
>>709971755
different but not ugly like niggers
>>709971755
in an analogy only an asian will get:
black dicks are to white dicks as white dicks are to yellow dicks.
>>709971544
>>709970127
by finding a girl that's not a total whore with a loose vag? seems like the simplest thing to do.
>>709971856
no on likes niggers though
>>709972021
no one likes gooks either
>>709970496
The oldest dildo pic on the Internet.
>>709971867
LUL
>>709970629
He never said he was rich though.
>>709972125
yellow fever is an extremely popular fetish
>>709970127
money
drugs
drowning in 10/10 pussy
>>709970127
fuck a bitch who isnt a whore for a fat cock. and if she is just ram her hard and choke the bitch. who cares if the fuck is good. if you have small penis problems maybe its really because you cant fuck right.
what are you fucking gay?
>>709970766
>>709970820
Newfags
>>709970127
>turn off lights
>bring out microwaved sausage
need I say more?
Bruce Banner did some experiments with gamma rays which does amazing things for dick size. Maybe you should go ask him for help.
![[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/60QLhyq.jpg "[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg")
>>709970127
I don't. If you don't have a huge cock, don't date size queens. It's that simple.
>>709970127
Im pretty sure i know this girl! If it's true then she definitely cheated on her boyfriend
Little slut
>>709970525
you literally cannot fucking fit it all the way in...
>>709970127
Good personality,good job and money.women love that shit,i never have pussy shortage.
>>709970941
i got same length and same comments, still part of me wonders if they say that shit just to make you feel good
>>709970525
His bitch is sexy , lucky fuck
>>709970127
Why compete? I'm not some loser alcoholic orange jersey faggot that feels like he should implant his mentally handicapped seed in each and every even dumber skank he finds. Sex isn't everything you know. If you get obsessed with it to the point that you feel the need to find and post big dick pictures and ask stupid questions it might be time to commit sudoku.
Daily reminder that if you're less than seven inches to kill yourself
>>709970127
GET A SMALLER GF
![[Ketamine laced with 5-MeO dimethyltryptamine]_kyerysFEWu1qa42jro1_500.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0OiXHJO.jpg "[Ketamine laced with 5-MeO dimethyltryptamine]_kyerysFEWu1qa42jro1_500.jpg")
>>709970127
how do i compete against this?
by not trying to fuck that small-tittied ugly-lookin particular prissy ass lookin asian bitch
asians are ugly as fuck
if he wants to waste that beautiful huge cock on a small titted, low fertility asian whore then he is a dipshit moron
not even jealous man, my dick is 7 inches, 7.5 on a good day, and i'm fine with that
>>709975511
DUBS DNT LIE
being manipulative. some girls just dont care if you can trick them into thinking you're worth it
>>709975969
jared makes my dick hard and i'm not even gay
>>709970990
I'm 5'6 and 120 pounds, I'm definitely not a twink.
>>709971222
Uglier than Op pic, try harder.
>>709970127
I got really good with my mouth and fingers.
Really, really good.
>>709976017
i got some bad news buddy...
>>709976219
How did we get ahold of his pictures again?
>>709970127
was sauce mentioned?
>>709976265
TRUMP LEAKED THEM..............
>>709970127
Protip: You can't.
>>709975623
Tiger-red
Bad news cucks I got my girlfriend to try a huge toy, followed by fucking other people, then got her to fuck people with big dicks. Turns out as much as she likes being stretched out, the deeper they go the more uncomfortable she gets. To a degree where she doesn't want to do it very often cuz she has better orgasms on my average dick. Truth has been revealed to me. Bigger ones can be better but they aren't really that much better when it comes down to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0jDhk3RKgc
>>709971867
Tyler 1 made his way to reaction images on /b/
beautiful.
>>709970127
by being able to fuck humans and not just horses.
>>709970127
money
drugs
performance
game
personality
cunnilingus
humor
i can go on.
>>709970127
By being Rich. I got a dick that's like 5 inches when hard. I got money, so no problem getting laid.
>>709970804
what if you are a total piece of shit anon?
>>709974249
his face kek
![Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UvU8wrA.jpg "Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg")
>>709970127
>>compete
faggot thinks women have rights
fuckin cuck
![Sky Ferreira & Terry coming down from slamming opioids [black tar heroin].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TCYh4cW.jpg "Sky Ferreira & Terry coming down from slamming opioids [black tar heroin].jpg")
>>709978279
you don't compete you kill the other guy rape the bitch and move on to the next one
punk ass bitches
>>709970525
>gorgeous asian gf
Dirty southeast asian shitskin. Good for one night, but definitely not a keeper. Japanese is the only asian worth keeping around.
New thread soon! It's gonna hit image limit
>>709978114
Is that a a young Sofia Coppola?
>>709978304
It's my huge cock (cocks) from all the people I killed
I gotta get my taxes back, punkasses
that's how the greeks got their huge dongs
>>709978500
how did you know
>>709973115
i have that book
>>709970127
I'm a pilot.
And better looking
pepperoni nipples...he isnt getting pussy anytime soon.
>>709974517
idgi who is it?
>>709979307
emma
>>709970127
By not going for size-queens.
>>709979389
emma who
>>709979501
i think roberts
>>709979501
haha you wish
>>709970127
Just don't be a massive dick.
>>709979739
have a massive dick hehehehhe
>>709970127
Why would you want a penis that could only get the head in and some of the shaft in meanwhile the rest is on the outside doesn't seem enjoyable
![a ginger hair stylist attempting to stop an angry T-Bone from swinging Kunty Perry by her ponytail [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial]_.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1jCy9yF.jpg "a ginger hair stylist attempting to stop an angry T-Bone from swinging Kunty Perry by her ponytail [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial]_.jpg")
>>709980138
rape keks
\m/
>>709970127
Considering that's a trap, I don't have to.
>>709980353
who did he rape?
>>709979307
jamie peck
>>709980958
With his pipi
>>709970127
Who is that couple? are they on chaturbate?
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![Eniko Mihalik + Magdalena Frackowiak + Abbey Lee Kershaw on the Best of the Season shoot for Purple Fashion #12 @ Milk Studios [snapped by Olivier Zahm].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jVA0UI.jpg "Eniko Mihalik + Magdalena Frackowiak + Abbey Lee Kershaw on the Best of the Season shoot for Purple Fashion #12 @ Milk Studios [snapped by Olivier Zahm].jpg")
