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Ahh.
I just needed to roll this.
Anyone can join, I guess.
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>>709952945
Roll hole
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>>709941398
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Rolleroni
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Rawling
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Rollin
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roll
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Roll
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roll
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lou rawls
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>>709952945
roll
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lets rawl
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Roll
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rel
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Sounds stupid. Sign me up
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roll trips
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ok
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>>709952945
rillo
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>>709952945
Rrollll
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rolling
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>>709952945
Rollin ... Come on big bucks, no whammies!
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>>709952945
roll
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>>709952945
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rolllllin
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Rwhole
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Roll
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r0ll
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Roll
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N
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>>709952945
rolling
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>>709952945
Roll niggers
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roll
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rolling
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Magil
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Polle
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>>709952945
rolling
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>>709952945
Here we go again
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Roll
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>>709952945
Role
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>>709956228
Rerole
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r o l l i n g
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>>709952945
Roll for the great adventure.
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>>709952945
trato de ganar todo
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>>709952945
Roll roll roll!
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Roll
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so cancer
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Rollllllllllllllllllllll
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>>709955057
Roll
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Roll
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>>709955558
>58 + forgotten bonus = 83

>$100k/year(30)
>Regular Room (40)
>Fast food(50)
>Toilet paper(51)
>Hygenie(53)
>Cleanliness(56)
>Gym(66)
>High-end PC(81)
>Shit TV just because I have 2 points left. (83)
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roll
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check my quads i will get my 1 B
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Roll
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Roll
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Roll
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roll
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>>709952945
ok
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>>709956448

48 points

$10,000 yr (-0 pts)
Huge Room (-15 pts) == 33 pts

Fast Food (-10pts) == 23 pts

Hygenic(-3pts) == 20 pts
TP (-1pt) = 19 pts
Clean (-3pts) = 16 pts
Video Games (- 5 pts) = 11 pts
Shit TV (-2 pts) = 9 pts
Temp Control (-3) = 6 pts
Washer Dryer Wardrobe (-5) = 1 pt

tfw Id live better than I do now
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I really wish this would happen, guaranteed cash and an excuse for not leaving my room.
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rawlin
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Still kinda confused honestly
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roll
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rollin
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>>709952945
I'm made for this.
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rollio
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>>709952945
Roll
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>>709952945
roll
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letz do it
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>>709952945
>0/
r0llll
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Rollo
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This stopped me from jerking so I can roll
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rollerino
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99 get
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roll
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>>709952945
Rolling tbh
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Rollioli
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roll
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Erolll
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>>709952945
Rolling, lets see
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roll
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>>709952945
HOLLINROLLIN
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Roll
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rol
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>>709952945
Yea
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Rollio
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roll
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>>709952945
rollerator dubs for cubs
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>>709957297
Mil/year, amputate two figures, 57

Regular room

Toilet paper, hygiene, clean, doctor, temp, gym

TV, pc with games, sex 5 times

Bread (implying nutrient paste)

Trade in spare points for cat or like a figure back. Or like a garden.
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rolling
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>>709952945
Gourmet food is a must. I care about that more than sex.
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Jk rollin
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Rollll
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rolls
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Rollin
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Rollllll
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JK
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roll
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>>709952945
Rolf
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roll
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>>709952945
Roll
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roll
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>>709952945
roll
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>>709957259
regular room - 49
WD + full ward robe - 44
TP - 43
hygenic package -40
temp control - 37
gym - 27
health clinic - 22
cleanliness - 19
fast food - 9
Elect to take chance for head colds 9+25=31
top of the line PC - 16
20 occasions of the sex - 6
music room - 1

i think i'll be just fine faggot
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>>709956160
Base 60 +25 +25= 110

Handicaps: Forgotten and Sickly, because that's my whole life anyway.

$10K Salary: 0pts
Huge Room: 15pts
Gourmet Food: 20pts
Washer+Dryer: 5pts
TP: 1pt
Hygiene: 3pts
Cleanliness: 3pts
Thermostat: 3pts
Health Clinic: 5pts
Unlimited Access Slut: 20pts
HDTV: 10pts
Consoles: 5pts
Top Shelf Liquor: 10pts
Library: 10pts
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>>709952945
rellelel
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Roll
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rolling, not
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they see me rolling
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>>709952945
roll
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>>709952945
rolling... but HOW CAN I KNOW HOW MANY POINTS DO I GET???????????
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Rooloooooololol
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188 points:

1,000,000/year - 123 remaining
huge room - 108
fast food - 98 points
hygene, temp control, cleanliness, washer/dryer, toilet paper, and health clinic - 78 points
HD TV, consoles, top of the line pc, unlimited sex, and intoxicants - 8 left over
use 5 on a music room to leave 3 to donate
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>>709958211
>mfw it worked
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>>709952945
Rick rolling
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>>709952945
fuck it
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>>709952945
Roll
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I'm rollin
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RAWL
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>>709952945
Rollin
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Rollin'
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>>709952945
meh
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ROLL
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>>709952945
;lp/
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>>709952945
Roll.
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ROLLIN
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>>709958667
>Handicaps: Forgotten and Sickly, because that's my whole life anyway.
Jesus anon, the feels.
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Roll
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>>709957974
gourmet food
sex unlimited
reg room
health
hygenic
music room
toilet paper
temp
cleanliness
pentium comp
shit tv
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>>709952945
Rollerino
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k
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>>709952945
Roll
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>>709959118
Roll
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I saw me rolling, I hatin
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>>709952945
ROLL
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rollerino
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>>709958856
tu es dumb af
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rollll
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>>709952945
rollll for thA BROZZZZ LUL
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roll
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1roll
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>>709952945
rolling
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>>709958816
-30 points
-last 2 bonuses to get 50 more points for 80
-remove 30 for 100k a year = 50
-Hygenic package + Temp control + Cleansiness + Toilet Paper = 40
-Health Clinic = 35
Top of the line pc (I can work my way against pornographic video by a loophole because it didn't say pornographic pictures.) - 10
Fast Food - 0
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>>709952945
sure
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>>709958339

39 points. Fuck. I'll chop off two fingers, pinky and ring on right hand. and take the head cold. Those are decent chances and i usually feel like shit anyway so that brings me to 139.

100k
Huge room
Gourmet food
Washer+dryer, toilet paper, music room, shower, thermostat, and cleanliness
Unlimited sex, HDTV, Consoles, high end computer.

135 points. Got 4 left.
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>>709952945
rillllllll
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Rollings
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>>709952945
Roooool
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>>709952945
Giga-roll
Selecting second bonus points option, i like being unknown
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Roll that shit
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Rollin'
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>>709952945
roull
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>>709953935
Roll
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lloR
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Roll
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>>709952945
Rolling
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Rol
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Rooollll22
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>>709952945
um, ok roll
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Roll :)
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>>709952945
rv3
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>>709952945
roll
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roll
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Ez roll
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roll
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>>709959988
>>709959988
88 + 50 since I don't need two of my fingers and I barely talk to friends and family anyway.

200,000 a year and I get everything I want for my 10 years. Easy peasy.
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>>709959959
>$10k/year, 0 points
>reg room, 10 pts
>washer/dryer, full wardrobe 5 pts
>tp, 1 pt, 16 so far
>fast food, 10 pts, 26 total
>hygiene and clinic, 6 pts, 32 total
>hd tv, 10 pts, consoles, 5 pts, top of the line pc, 15 pts, 62 total
>unlimited coke, 10 pts, 72 overall
Would live better than currently do, while not really having to work (gym isn't what I mean by work)
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>>709952945
roll +25 points for forgotten by everyone
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>>709952945
rollgato
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roland
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Roll
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Roll
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>>709961176
Shit forgot to add gym so plus 10 pts puts me at 82 out of 84 points
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>>709952945
Has anyone seen this yet? Clinton supporters attack homeless Trump supporter lady.
https://youtu.be/mFOfmzlXLBk
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Rollllll
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rollllll
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roll
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Roll
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>>709952945
Ok.
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lets roll
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yes i am rolling
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>>709952945
go
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Point Check
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Roll
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Roll
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Roll
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roll
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skndagdg
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rdgmgsfd
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rokll
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rollerino
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>>709952945
0-4 fap
5-9 sleep
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>>709952945
raul
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>>709952945
roll
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toll
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>>709952945

Rilling I guess
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>>709952945
evens - edge
odds - anime
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>>709952945
Let's-a see
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nigga
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>>709952945
Might as well see how little I get.
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>>709961280
105 points total
>$10,000/year 0 points
>huge room 15 points
>gourmet food 20 points
>hygienic package 3 points
>temp control 3 points
>cleanliness 3 points
>toilet paper 1 point
>washer and dryer+ full wardrobe 5 points
>health clinic 5 points
>gym 10 points
>hd tv 10 points
>every game and console 5 points
>women for unlimited 20 points
5 points left over
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>>709952945
roll
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roll my pole
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roll
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>>709961583
stop
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role
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>>709952945
fuck it, rollin'
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>>709952945
rollin
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>>709952945
roll-roll
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niggers
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>>709952945
give me some shit
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>>709952945
rowing
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as
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>>709952945
rolls
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>>709962454
starting =54
10k/year -0 points
regular room -10= 44 points
fast food -10=34 points
library -10 = 24 points
washer and dryer + wardrobe -5 = 19 points
hygebuc package -3 = 16 points
lose 2 pinkies +25 = 41 points
unlimited sex -20=21 points
cleanliness -3 = 18
music room -5= 13
intoxicants -10 = 3
black and white tv -2 = 1
Reasoning=
10k a year is more than enough to come out with 100k and have a good start
regular room will be cramped but sufficient
fast food exist in so many different brands that it won't get old and is still pretty good
Library is the important part, getting educated in a field of my choice will be a great way to come out ready to start a new life, and getting a good understanding of literature and style will permit my memoir of solitude to be a success. Or i could just use the 100k to hire a ghostwriter
Washer+clothing+hygene + cleanliness are necessary to not go insane
Same with the pc, intoxicant, and sex.
Loosing two fingers is more than worth it
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>>709952945

Fukkit. Roll.
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Roll for 01
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GIVE ME THE 99
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>>709963606
ah didnt read the intoxicant clause, with never coming down coke is appealing but not sure if it would make time seem longer or shorter, so maybe liquors to get confused enough
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Roll
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Nigs
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>>709952945
I'm just here for the randoms.
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Roll
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rollin
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>>709952945
tell me something good
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roll
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rolling
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>>709952945
wat?
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Roll
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>>709952945
roll....................
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roll
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Rolling.
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>>709955057
roll
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>>709952945
Rolla-a-dolan
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Seth Rollings
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R0ll
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>>709952945
Re-rolling
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roll
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>>709955057
roll
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roll
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>>709964186
10k
gourmet food
regular room
toilet paper
hygene
library
washer/dryer/wardrobe
unlimited sex
music room
cleanliness
temp control
shit tv
shit computer

I have two points leftover that I don't even want
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>>709952945
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Roll
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>>709952945
rollin
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>>709952945
Roll
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>>709952945
Rawl
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Roll
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nEAT
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roll team
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rollin
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thomas rawls
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Roll
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Roll
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rollie
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>>709955057
>>709955057
swagga
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>>709952945
Everything is scary
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if i can choose a different woman every day, thats all i need
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>>709955057
>>709955057
rere
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>>709952945
Roll
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>>709955057
rolling
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>>709952945
Roll
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>>709952945

PYRO
ROLL
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Roll
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Röl
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>>709965898
I guess I can have more then

No Cons

100,000/year 30
Reg Room 10
Fast Food 10
Toilet Paper 1
Hygiene 3
Temperature 3
Clean 3
Top PC 15
Infinite Sex 20
Fuck yes


For 3 more points I'll take an extra, 10,000 with a shit room and tv
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RINKO
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>>709964793

+25 No further contact.

Total Points: 118

-30 Salary
-10 Regular room
-20 Gourmet Food
-5 Washer and Dryer
-1 Toilet Papaper
-3 Hygenic
-3 Cleanliness
-20 Unlimited Sex
-10 Gym
-15 Top of the line mac

Now that's what I call a reset your life special.
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r011
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>>709952945
Roll
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Rolllllllllll
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rolling
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dooby
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>>709952945
roll
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Roll
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>>709966917
reroll
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>>709952945
Roll
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>>709952945
Rolling for splendid isolation!
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Rool
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Rolll boizzssaaa
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Rollolol
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>>709952945
Rolling for the big alone time.
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rollang
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>>709952945
o
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>>709952945
rolling
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>>709952945
roll
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They see me rollin'...
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>>709955057
7 get
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Let's go
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>>709967744
Oh ok why not dub dubs
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rolling right now
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Rolll
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>>709967817
At least i got 7 in the end
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roll
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71 points roll + 25 points head cold

>$10k/ year (-0)
>Gourmet Food (-20)
>Shit Room (-1)
>gym (-10)
>hygiene, cleanliness, + temp control (-9)
>washer/dryer/wardrobe (-5)
>unlimited sex (-20)
>TP (-1)
>Top of the line PC (-15)
>Unlimited intoxicants (-10)
>Healthcare (-5)
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