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Is this reality or is thus just autism?

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Is this reality or is thus just autism?
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>>709939111
nice trips gote
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>>709939537
what kinds of those would you get?
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>>709939610
Oh hey Subby, long time no see!
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>>709939058
Well that's good. And I've got something you can shoot your face with ;3

>>709939111
fak

>>709939114
Who needs money when you have butts?

>>709939190
I figured they'd be philosophers.
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all aboard the succ trucc
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>>709939517
ur autism u poof lmao
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>>709939774
toryah
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>>709939825
Not you. You stay on the tracks.
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>>709939813
wew what is it!? :D
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i'm wanna come over there and slap you right up your face
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Hey friends. Have a passing bump.
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>>709939674
I'm hoping they get emperor scorpions in again soon and big ol' Amazonian Centipede.

>>709939813
All of my pets except Eric is named after a philosopher or a literary character.
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>>709940098
with your dick?
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>>709939813
Considering he just got hit with a $5k bill, because fuck insurance companies...
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>>709939962
How've you been? I haven't been in thread for such a long time now. I've been more active in the discords myself.
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>>709940212
with one leg tied behind my butt
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>>709939964
I demand to be included
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Kat stop missing me plz >>709938822
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>>709940286
>discords
oh dear
I'm ok, I'm becoming an alcoholic, increasingly indolent and generally dismayed with the world around me, but at least I have melee. How are you?

>>709940295
I can't tell if that's hot
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>>709939825
Is it you dombos?

>>709940053
It's my dick.

>>709940205
What's he named after then?

>>709940263
For what?
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>>709940393
God forbid that riveting conversation is interrupted.
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>>709940334
Just stay on the tracks and it'll all be over soon.
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>>709940518
>>709940518
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>>709940205
how big do centipede get?

>>709940393
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuu-
fill be with your fish~

>>709940483
spicy~
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>>709940469
Not the discord for this thread, but discords for the animus board and for the old IRC.

Doing well, focusing more on classes as they're really starting to ramp up in terms of difficulty. Gotta love diff eq and EE.
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>>709940483
For he was hospitalized.
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suc ya dads plums rofl
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>>709940483
Live from my iPhone
Where the fuc you been playboi

>>709940582
pls derail me
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yey autism!
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>>709940663
oh ok that's marginally less terrible

my classes haven't gotten harder but I'm much, much lazier in them now

that's probably not good
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>>709940518
He's my only friend and it hurts when he ignores me
>>709940615
I got some candy
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>>709940469
why not?
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>>709940859
Which means what in this context?
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>>709940903
that tends to happen as the year goes on. Any luck with finding a guy friend? I think I remember talking about it the last time we spoke?
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>>709941029
what kind?
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>>709940483
Nothing. He just looks like an Eric.

>>709940615
The Amazonian Centipede can get to be about 10" long.
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>>709941184
I had some snickers, but I ate those up... Ir licorice ok with you?
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>>709941075
It sounds difficult to maneuver.

>>709941139
that was like a full year ago, wasn't it? I was a massive slut for a little while, almost got aids and stopped. Most recently I flew across the continental united states to fuck katia which was cool
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>>709941366
is*
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>>709941390
Nice, nice, yeah AIDS can be really scary. I had one scare where a guy told me that his ex told him to get checked and I ended up getting myself checked for it 3 times in a period of 5 months. Thank god it just turned out to be some bs his ex spewed.
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>>709941136
up for interpretation
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>>709941622
do you use condoms now? I never did which was perhaps irresponsible
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>>709941390
doesn't that make it even hotter?
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>>709940615
I-I hope not...

>>709940708
What happened?

>>709940859
>iPhone

Oh wow, sorry, I didn't realize you were disabled.

I'm right here, in depression central.

>>709941214
Hmm, well that's a good enough reason, I suppose.
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>>709941214
are they friendly?

>>709941366
im not a huge fan of licorice :c
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>>709941832
yeah but it's not like a sexy kind of bondage thing tbh
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>>709941851
i hope so~
mm spicy wiens
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>>709941784
Everytime, people will lie to you for sex, especially people who have it. If they're not willing to wear one so that you feel safe, they're not worth having sex with.
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>>709941768
Oh. Well I have one.
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>>709941861
Fiine... I'll give up the m&ms then
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>>709941851
Only for 5 more days

Wanna rub my belly until you feel better
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>>709941970
see that right there is just plain common sense that I chose to ignore for awhile

I learned, though
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>>709941851
Yeah, he's a cutey patooty and Eric just seems to fit.

>>709941861
My lord no.
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>>709941886
rope
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>>709942120
Yep, I was going through a lot of stressful crap at the time and I developed impetigo and lie bumps which are usually caused by severe tress and thought it was due to an STD. Lead to a lot more stress. Got to understand that as a young gay guy, that you're in demand and that you usually have right to make demands especially if you're bottom.
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>>709941985
Let's hear it
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>>709941938
Well, I suppose I could eat some peppers or something, just for you.

>>709942107
What did you dooooo?

Have you increased its girth to an acceptable level?

>>709942146
I won't argue with that, he is really cute.
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>mfw people talk about sex
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>>709942323
well yeah but not in the specific configuration you described

>>709942401
I didn't even bother since I was convinced I was invincible.
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post more qt's
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>>709941851
Were you not around for the shit that happened last month?
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>>709942493
He's my little fuzzy butt.
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>>709942438
I derail you by obstructing the tracks and you tumble straight in to a ravine, never to be seen again.
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>>709942052
truck yeah

>>709942146
o-oh :c
is the scorpion cuddly?

>>709942493
hooray! i will eat some too when its happening to add to the spiciness
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>>709942513
just imagine it in the sexy way then
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>>709942493
I didn't do anything
Some clown posted shit on my ip and got banned, then tried to repeal it and failed.

I suppose.
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>>709942796
mostly just imagining myself in it

>>709942854
was it your roommate who sings badly?
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>>709942719
They are more cuddly, yes. But not nearly as cuddly as Eric.
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>>709942633
Nope.

>>709942643
I'm jealous of those kindergartners.

>>709942719
We'll make a spicy wiener salad.

>>709942854
Uh huh, some clown....

Post pics.
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>>709942719
Gib burger in exchange for m&ms
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>>709942513
Recently I've just been sticking to a few doms and we do scenes on occasion. Honestly just hoping for a qt who is into vidya and anime to fall into my lap.
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>>709942942
They didn't get to hold him. Little hands on little kids tend to crush little things like Eric. Plus he was hecka stressed out, my poor guy.
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>>709942912
Totally possible

>>709942942
IT WASN'T MEEEEEE
I don't post pics
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>>709942918
has eric bitten you?

>>709942942
ohh myyyyy~

>>709942960
instead join mine and lemons spicy wiener salad party
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>>709943324
Don't mind if I do! I'll bring aaall the dressing
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>>709943147
Still, they got to meet him in person. And yeah, I can imagine some 20 odd new faces will do that.

>>709943194
That's what they all say.

Well what do you call THAT?

>>709943324
Indeed, I hope you can handle the heat~
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>>709943522
But it wasn't me

That's the best teeth in the fuckin game, he reviews memes
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>>709943460
weeeeeeew

>>709943522
girl i was born to handle it
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>>709942942
Long story short, shitbag coworker told everyone he was going to shoot up the airport he was working at on his last day there; FBI got involved and interrogated him; he was then sent to stay in a mental hospital for a few days because of his depression from being labeled a domestic terrorist.

Now the insurance company is claiming he didn't pay for the month, so they're not covering his time there.
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>>709943807
I'm... I'm not awfully good with spice though
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>>709943900
lol this can't be real.
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>>709943324
Of course not. He's a good boy.

>>709943522
It was bright and kind of loud. He wasn't very happy, the poor guy. But once I got him home he relaxed. He's back in his hide all stretched out like a happy spider.
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>>709939517
Keep your shitty ass threads in my filters faggots
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>>709944054
because swedes only eat fish
its not your fault

>>709944207
i didnt think he would~
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>>709943762
I'll believe it when I see it.

Memes are ruining this country.

>>709943807
Show me what you got.

>>709943900
Damn, that fucking sucks. Is he going to be okay?

>>709944207
A happy spider is a nice spider.
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>>709944567
He's a sweetheart.

>>709944633
He's nice even when he isn't very happy. He's a sweetheart.
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>>709944633
i will give it my all~
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>>709944567
Touch this fish you raisin
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>>709944857
raisin?!?!
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>>709945011
R-A-I-S-I-N
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>>709944061
Even better, the hospital was the same one my sister and I both worked at.

>>709944633
He's got a nice lawsuit going.
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>>709944808
A cutie and a sweetheart? That's one damn fine spider you've got there.

>>709944850
And I'll take it all ;3

>>709945157
As well he should, it's fucking bullshit. I hope everything works out for him.
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>>709945157
That's a good kek.
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>>709945356
Yeah, he's the best.
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>>709945534
>the best
lol, nice fucking try spiderposter
We all know you've killed your owner and are now desperately typing up pro spider propaganda to convince us to take in more of you little monsters
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>>709945136
i hate thossssssssse

>>709945356
hngg
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>>709945356
He may need a new lawyer, but his new job did put him into contact with an anti-discrmination advocacy group, since the shithead that told the story was very against him for being gay, and so was probably the manager, since she skipped protocol and reported it straight to the FBI instead security.
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>>709945986
Hes eating him with his butthole.
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>>709945794
Eric wouldn't do anything like that. He's my precious angel.
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>>709945996
That was meant to be wordplay on the word "racist" in case you didn't catch that :3 I guess I'm bad at jokes :c
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>>709946246
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>>709946356
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
well i am racist
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>>709946358
That spider isn't wrong. Just look at this spider wizard. Look at it. It's adorable.
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>>709946630
jump into a fire you absolute abomination
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>>709946624
Stop being racist.
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>>709946624
That I knew already, but you're MY racist <3
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I'd put nibi in a chastity cage and make him watch while I melted the key
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>>709946734
Be nice to spiders. They kill all the things you don't want near you.
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>>709946992
birds, bats, dragonflys and frogs all do the same job without being little abominations. every species of spider should be eradicated
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>>709946941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8L4tgUbvtM
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>fuck the human race I'd rather not have kids

these people are fucking dumber than the people they think they're insulting.
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>>709947159
You take that back, you... You... Double nigger!
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>>709946745
no can do

>>709946800
:/3
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>>709947346
>unironically liking a mindless killing machine that has no empathy
>calling other people niggers
calm down with that projection, IMAX
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>>709947346
I have seen people unironically post this image
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>Each dead generation brings us a little closer to the light
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>>709947201
what does this have to do what I posted
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>>709947494
You're just awful.

>>709947548
That picture is hilarious to me.
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>>709947468
Would... you accept me if I were black...? >//>
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>>709947684
>liking a creature that melts the insides of it's victims and would to the same to humans if it could
>calling other people awful
Really. now?
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>>709947684
seeing as it was made by the left, it is suicidally ignorant.
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>>709947817
Spiders would do no such thing. They're wonderful friends to have.

>>709947826
Sure?
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>>709948119
oh my god, you subversive kike. once again trying to convince white people to take care of something that wants to kill them
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>>709948182
If I were subversive I'd use diversion. Spiders don't want to kill you, well, they might want to kill you, but they sure don't want to kill most people.
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>>709945996
Spice me up bb~

>>709946042
I hope he wins, that's a really shitty situation to be in.
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