>Made Tinder account a few months ago and had decent luck
>Got bored with it
>Log back in today and see this
Don't have any new convos going so Dubs and 69 decide openers.
>>709929772
Go get em tiger
>>709929772
Edgy. I'm thinking I should send a dick pic..
>>709931083
do it and post reaction
>>709929772
thats what happened if you live a giant city.
>>709931709
I'm setting up for it now. I want her to think I'm a nice guy then hit her with it out of nowhere
>>709932511
>"Might I interest you in the Ol'Lickaroo, M'Lady?"
>>709932511
Suspense..
>>709929772
do u believe niggers should have rights?
>>709929772
Hate to break it to you but most of those are spam bots...
>>709935153
Bump for reaction and possible influx or dicks from grindr
hey gurl, wanna make a stud? Cuz I got a std now all I need is u
>>709935966
Got it
>>709935966
It's easy to distinguish bots. I sent it to a few that appear real and got this
>>709936819
Come on /b/. I deliver.. decide how the convo goes
>>709936819
girl my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
>>709937310
roll
Let me rub my cock on your ear.
"Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long." Add a lil' dick pick
is ur name wifi? cus i feel a connection between us
So did you know that you have 260 bones in your body? Do you wanna add one more? ;-)
Send nudes
>>709937310
reroll
>>709937427
Roll
>>709935153
>>709937689
roll
>>709937849
reroll
>>709937458
Roll
Sending some generic openers to get convos going and rule out bots. Still dubs decides
Hey do like Harry Potter? Cuz I got HOGWARTZ
Hey girl, ur moms' pussy tastes good so lets see how urs is
>>709937933
Swear to god, OP's only getting dubs here
>>709938357
hey I got two... really
>>709938344
it's happening
I'm a very positive person, HIV that is
>>709938344
Sent, waiting for response from the last girl posted
>>709939072
Roll
Hey girl have you been sitting on sugar? Cuz you have a sweet ass
Your legs are like an Oreo. I want to split them and eat the best bit in between.
>>709939440
Can't tell if that turned her on or off,
Also: Hey girl is that top made of felt? Do you want it to be?
Rekt
Hey you think chewbacca is hairy? Well why don't you take a look at my wookie
Are you a cigarette? Cause you are smoking hot and I want to put your butt in my mouth
>>709939744
I'll take your dubs op. Ask her if that little is good enough for sum tits
>>709939898
reroll
>>709939864
rolololol
>>709939617
Roll
Hey I know we just matched. But I really want to get to know you better. And I think the best way to do that is for you to send some nudes, please.
>>709940058
Dubs
You aren't that sweaty for a fat chick
>>709940306
Roll
I want to get sweaty with you while we bareback a Labrador retriever ;) I'll bring the puppies you bring the pussy
>>709940524
Roll
>>709940255
>>709940005
On it. And asked for tits. Will post response
>>709939408
roll
>>709940255
>>709940511
I am the subs Kang tonight.
>>709940555
Bang
Unmatched. RIP
>>709939408
reroll
damn girl you shit with that ass
Hey girl have you been sitting on a nigger? Cuz your ass is so fine it should be criminal ;)
>>1
I'm trying to reference the 1st post don't judge me dicks
Also: Hey can I put my steak in your beef pocket?
>>709941041
Roll
>>709941041
this
Don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>709941172
Roll
Waiting...
>>709941172
Rerolling this
>>709940937
>I know what you should be for halloween
>>>/w/hat?
>My boo
>>709941172
Fucking roll this shit
>>709939440
oh, wow- this is actually hilarious
>>709941041
This
>>709941172
Roooooll
hey girl are you pac-man? Cuz I want you to swallow ma ballz
Want to see how many gumdrops I can fit into my ass??
>>709941172
Lets go
>>709931799
not really. it means OP has swiped right on tons of girls. he obviously spends way too much time on it
Do you like anime XD
>>709941239
Did I mention that I'm gay?
>>709929772
My dick just died can i burrow it into your ass?
hey girl are you an arcade machine? cuz I wanna insert my coin into you
>>709941593
Amanda is an appropriate name cuz u look like A MAN DUH lol
>>709941654
relol
>>709941695
Roll
>>709941589
Swipe right on every good looking girl. Takes about 10 minutes. Wait for the timer, then repeat. 20 minutes a day isn't much...
>>709941593
What's the fun in it if you just post stupid shit by yourself.
>>709941593
Are you ready?
If you don't suck my dick I'll rape you...
>>709941733
WINRAR
>>709941733
Winrar. Sending after potential response
I'm a rape u so hard ur parents will get raped too
>>709941801
rolling
Do you believe in real love in this crazy world we live in?
>>709941761
Keeping the conversation engaged so they don't unmatch. Do you not use tinder?
I keep Cheeto dust in a bottle under my bed and after every month I pour milk into it and drink it all :3
Member Chewbaka?
>>709942004
Roll
>>709941981
No, but you should say more generic shit.
>>709942004
rerrrollin
I like dicks.
please open a new chat and send this with the photo
>hello, are you interested in learning about our lord and savior allah?
Ask if she has a penis. If not, say me neither.
I raped a girl last night I wish it was u ;)
MY fetish is anal stimulation.
>>709942110
if you join islam, youll get gangraped by ten men on an hourly basis
Mummy won't bring me chicken tendies
My soul animal is Kelly Kardashian.
I have one leg, can I put my stump in your ass?
I'm going to fucking rape you you worthless sow and then gut you like a fish you dirty fucking sack of meat fuck u and fuck ur family
I never told this to anyone, but you seem like such a trustworthy person. My father rapped me when I was a young boy.
>>709942072
Will do. Didn't know how to follow that up. But this chick responded.
>>709942352
Roll
>>709942363
he rapped you? like li'l wayne or like a burrito
I post on 4chan for fun, what about you?
>>709942312
roll
>>709942365
OP, are you retarded?
Sorry for the delay. Think we may have lost her with that message kek
>>709942365
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
Guillotine - yah
Sit in the dark and ponder how I'm fit to make the bottom fall through the floor
And they all fall down - yah
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
Guillotine - yah
Out of the shadows barrage of witch tongue
Cobra spit over apocalyptic cult killer cauldron smoke
Stomp music seriously - yah
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
Guillotine - yah
Can't stop the groove lics jaws clear off them locks relentless raw movement
Fit to knock you from here to that g-spot body rock connected
To everything you want, ever did want
We got it why not come get it, stick your head in that hole
And watch me drop this cold guillotine death sentence - yah
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
Guillotine - yah
Hidden art, between and beneath, every fragmented, figure of speech,
Tongue in reverse, whenever the beat, causes my jaws to call
Out out out out - yah
The screens flashing red, can't see shit but heads
Spinning exorcist like planets
Out of orbit off the edge
Off mine axis whipping through doors to far more than all that’s ever been said - yah
Tie the chord kick the chair and your dead - yah
Yah ... guillotine - yah ... guillotine - yah
Head of a trick in a bucket
Body of a trick in a bag
And thrown in the fire like fuck it
Gotta burn it before it goes bad
One too many times been disgusted
By the stench of rot is such a drag - yah
Get broke by the street like blood stained glass - yah
Choke on these nuts til the very last - yah
>>709942365
IM GOING TO RAPE YOU NIGGUH???!!!!
>>709942544
Winrar
>>709942563
Roll
I want to find true love.
>>709932511
You mean like a 'nice guy' would?
Elphaba, why couldn't you have stayed calm, for once! Instead of flying off the handle!
I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy now
I hope you're happy how you've
Hurt your cause forever
I hope you think you're clever
I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy too
I hope you're proud how you would
Grovel in submission
To feed your own ambition
So though I can't imagine how
I hope you're happy
Right now
Elphie, listen to me. Just say you're sorry!
You can still be with the Wizard
What you've worked and waited for
You can have all you ever wanted
I know
But I don't want it
No!
I can't want it anymore
Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by
The rules of someone else's game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late…
>>709942365
post this
Sent for response
>>709942800
post it to the chick who you sent the dick pic to
>>709942799
>>709942800
WINRAR
WINRAR
Post lyrics followed by rapist.
Complete the phrase: "Yuri is for___"
What is love...?
>>709943169
Winrar.
>>709942800
Dubs are coming faster than responses. Sorry for the delay
>>709943169
Baby don't hurt me...
>>709943347
Don't hurt me...
>>709943347
Don't hurt me...
>>709943488
No more.
(WINRAR)
>>709943488
win
>>709943555
WINRAR
>>709943446
No more
>>709943555
I dont know ...
She messaged out of nowhere when it was dying
>>709943555
T R I P S
R
I
P
S
>>709943555
Trips !!
>>709943636
The absolute mad man.
>>709943636
Do you like cinnamon buns?
>>709943636
I was raping a woman the other night and she said "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.
>>709943806
Reroll
>>709943717
Did you just assume their gender?
>>709943636
We need to know their pronouns
>>709943636
Its a fact that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape ...
>>709943855
WINRAR, post it to the lyrics girl.
>>709943898
Girl, I feel a connection...
Do you believe in past lives?
>>709943898
Did you know that black lives don't and will never matter?
>>709944070
Winrar.
>>709944070
Reroll
>>709943898
Hitler was cool.
Want to know where I hide the bodies?
>>709944212
What's your favorite book?
>>709944369
WINRAR
I'll get you laid OP.
>>709944212
Blondes are really fucking stupid.
>>709944265
>>709944447
so close to
>>709944444
>>709944265
roll
*blushes* Oh jeez, i hope i'm cool enough to ask this cutie out! :3 we can play roblox together and i'll write her so many poems (rofl! XD) So, m'lady would you like to... *stutters* t-t-to go out with me? *waits*
>>709944212
You know, the japanese have a word for when a person is special to you: Koibito
Hey girl is your dad a baker? Cuz u got a nice pair o' buns. Also this is the same guy with the std one... i'm back if anyone cares.
>>709944654
fuckin this
>>709944654
Roll
>>709944469
Why?
Can people from your FB see you have tinder?
Hey girl did you sit on sugar? Cuz u got a sweet ass.
Imagine you and me, I do
>>709944289
Roll
>>709944654
Roll
I have my library card in my hand, coz I wanna check you out
>>709944654
Kek rolling
If I miss a dubs or 69 let me know
>>709944825
reroll
>>709944774
Why what
>>709944654
This
>>709944833
Jesus.
>>709944654
Please this kek
Hey girl ur parents must be assholes cuz ur the shit.
>>709944887
Convert to Islam you weastern whore
>>709944654
Rolling for this
>>709944887
I saved a kid in church once.
>>709944978
bet this chick is actually really fun to be around.
>>709945059
Reroll
>>709944265
rerolling
>>709944654
>>709944758
Reroll
>>709945059
ROLL
>>709944833
>>709944469
I'll send the photos. Will post reply
>>709944654
Rolling
>>709945059
Rolls
>>709945200
Nice.
>>709944706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-dz3XC5nfY
>>709929772
yo OP how good looking are you? I'm guessing you're not willing to post a pic of your face right?
Wanna hear a joke? Do you know why god created man? Cuz a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
>>709945059
Roll
>>709944829
I think about you day and night, it's only right
>>709945059
Rerolling
>>709929772
hit up sarah, looks like a hot slut
>>709945193
OP here. Apparently you can't send photos.
>>709945388
WINRAR
>>709945040
roll
>>709945059
Reroll
>>709945400
send it
STOP POSTING SHITTY SONG LYRICS AND SHIT FFS
POST EMBARRASSING CRINGEY OPENING LINES
>>709945059
Rollingu
Couldn't send photos but am waiting for reply
>>709945622
What a waste
>>709944654
rolling for this
>>709945650
Oh god
>>709945059
Rolling
>>709945059
Roll for Jesus
>>709945059
and then I raped him
Guess what the condom said to the dick. COVER ME IM GOING IN
>>709942563
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>>709945059
Rollings
>>709945834
reroll
>>709945622
>>709945689
true, but OP can listen to my post and post this instead, as it's the kind of thing I suggested:
>*blushes* Oh jeez, i hope i'm cool enough to ask this cutie out! :3 we can play roblox together and i'll write her so many poems (rofl! XD) So, m'lady would you like to... *stutters* t-t-to go out with me? *waits*
>>709945059
Roll damn it
pls respond
>>709945650
*licks paw*
you make my penis bounce like a baby goat
>>709945059
Last roll?