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>>709925266
My secret?

I actually save the full picture instead of the thumbnail
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I am hooked on 4chan.
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>>709925348
4chan is hurting. I'm trying to keep it running a bit longer.
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I'm leaving my mom' s house at 26 years old to start a brand new high paying job. I just put a down payment on a house.

I'm actually scared about it. I've moved out before and it has never been a big deal - army, college, whatever. But something is different about this time. I think it's for good and I already miss my mom / my town.
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I suck cocks secretly behind my wife's back.
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I'm actually a really big pervert who constantly sexually fantasizes and masturbates like 2 ~ 3 times a day. I'm always afraid there's going to be some circumstance where people find out how much pornography I look at and they'll judge me or it'll reflect poorly on my family.
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>>709925463
what field?
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>>709925646
Engineering.
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I secretly use Tumblr
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>>709925517
Good boy
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I went to a swingers club and fucked this beautiful 7/10 MILF while her husband watched.
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>>709925266
I'm secretly glad Africans are dying in droves from AIDS since it's a way of controlling an extremely low IQ population.

The faster blacks die off as a race, the sooner the world's IQ will go up. The fact that a number of them are moving to first world countries and committing crimes while lowering the national IQ of wherever they go is a problem, to say the least. Thank god for HIV.
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I am stalking question guy and have almost found him, at which time I will kill him and free /b/.
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>>709925637
>reflect poorly on my family
>Most of saved fap material is of family member
Shit.
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I have long, intricate songs and poems about all the different kinds of people that I know. I recite them and sing them usually when I'm on long car rides or alone in my house.
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>>709925799
Im sorry buddy but niggers just breed too fast for them to get extinct

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2013/jun/13/nige…
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>>709925855

No family members.
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>>709925922
Link died for some reason

see http://archive.is/g8xoZ
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i secretly think people are copying my style and the things i say and do. but i'm not a narcissist at all.
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>>709925266

My secret is that I wonder why this thread gets re-posted so often ? Who is collecting these secrets solicited from strangers?

Nice try FBI.
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I take prisoners. I have a whore in my basement now. I fuck them, beat them and eventually kill them.

It costs a little bit to keep a basement slave but its worth it.
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>>709925855
lol post what you got m8
this is my fetish, especially sisters
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>>709926189
It's question guy. He must die.
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i lie on personality tests
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>>709926239
Nah bro it's of my daughter.
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>>709926189
I hope that this guy >>709926208
catches you question guy.
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>>709926493
Even better. Post it fag
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Between 2005 - 2014, I used to be a huge voyeur. I collected all sorts of spying equipment and listened to my neighbors, friends, and family members having sex regularly.
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>>709926493
post it
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>>709926493
share!
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>>709926628
>family members

please share
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>>709926663

I didn't save anything or record any of it. I just listened.
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>>709926628
why did you stop its 2016!
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another ignorant white man
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>>709926743

I grew out of it. I started meeting girls regularly and having sex. I'm actually a relatively normal, charming person. I don't think anyone would believe it if I told them.
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>>709926603
I'm not your fag, m8
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I killed my neighbors dog. The bitch kept barking I talked to them they wouldn't keep it quiet.

I decided to bbq its ribs. MFW I bbq and ate cuts of their dog literally infront of them in my backyard.
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>>709926901
i'm not your m8, cuck
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>>709926640
>>709926649
I stand nothing to gain from this.
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>>709927042
Wrong, having anons fapping over your greentexts is considered to be a great honor
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>>709926968
I'm not your cuck, fag
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>>709926724
was it easy to get equipment to hear through the walls? how well does it work?
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>>709927083
Fuck green texts I have pics. How do you kids get off to that?
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>>709927146
I'm not your fag, cumdumpster
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i rape nigger bitches on a weekly basis. i never get caught because no one cares about niggers.
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>>709927146
welp, it's been fun
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>>709927203
>How do you kids get off to that?
To greentexts? Cuz it leaves a lot to the imagination which can be hot. Censor her face if u must and pls post
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>>709927220
But how do you explain your AIDS to the doctors?
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>>709927220
nut in them or wear condoms?
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>>709927178
I tried all sorts of different devices and things. Honestly nothing beats just creeping through a house and putting your ear against a door.

One of the things I tried was putting a shoe box wrapped in wrapping paper outside of my apartment door with a sticky note on it with my name. What I would do is have a listening / noise amplifying device wired to the inside of it, and poke a series of small holes where the microphone would pick things up inside the box. I would be sitting inside my house against the door with headphones on while listening to said device.

You actually learn a surprising amount of information about people.
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>>709927220
bestiality is NASTY! Be gone devil.
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>>709925912
Wait what

Can you give us a sample..?
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>>709927352

i nut inside them. i don't care if some nigger bitch has to deal with a kid.
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>>709925912
that's odd
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I am on the tv show 90 day fiancee and I married that bitch to get to USA!
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>>709927674
>2016
>still watching television
>not killing yourself
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7s
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>>709927750
now
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>>709925922
>>709925799
Plus there's the fact that the rate of niggers dying from HIV/AIDS has been declining rapidly over the past few years thanks to advances in medical science and increased awareness of how HIV is transmitted.

It was supposed to be so perfect. An incurable disease that primarily affects degenerate populations (fags, niggers, drug addicts, etc) and causes a painful, humiliating death? Fucking sweet. I wish people would just sit back and accept God's will for what it is.
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>>709927587
tell us more about your process how you do what you do?
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>>709927776
>>>709927777
call this guy a nigger
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>>709925266
I havent had sex in 4 years.
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>>709926966
dude, wtf
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>>709927849
lol "god's will" guess i missed the part in the bible where only white/straight people could use medicine
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I wish every single muslim country was nuked into oblivion, and every muslim living in the west forced to denounce their religion or be executed.
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>>709927476
>>709927667

To the tune of vesti la giubba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMq4XGtZ4

(I won't post the whole thing, just a part...)
(more silliness - to the crescendo)

Ooooooooh!
Gay Croow!
We all know!
You're a homoooo!
Oh Gaaaayyyyyy Crooooowww!
Craving the fragrance of ballsack and asshoe,
Ride my pole!!!

*cries*
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>>709925912
Do you only right songs/poems about people you know? If you had some other shit you write it'll seem less weird.
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>>709926493
post for the greater fap
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>>709927849

You realize white straight people get HIV everyday, right?

Fail edge lord
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I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arres-
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>>709928142
it was barking all the fucking time.

they were looking for that stupid bitch forever.

I would do it again and again it was lulz.
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>>709928411

Sometimes I guess. I don't watch a lot of television so my only real encounters with people are people that I know.

Also I'm a trained singer so I actually sing them in silly voices kind of like a jacked up Disney.
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>>709928359
+1
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>>709928236
>mfw you assume I'm referring to the God of the Bible
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I want to have a sexual realationship with my 11yo daughter.
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>>709928544
inbred retard
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>>709928460
Read my post again, shitbrain. I never said they didn't.
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>>709928689
i'm sorry, guess i'm dumb for assuming it was the "god" most commonly reffered to by that name among the thousands of imaginary friends..
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>>709926324
>>709926555

Have a nice evening, officer.
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>>709928359
Th.. this is genius
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>>709925266
Me and my girlfriend have this thing going on where every few months, we'll stop seeing each other for a week and go fuck anyone we want. After the week ends, we usually talk about it and hearing her tell me how many guys she slept with and what they did to her always turns me on but I don't tell her about it...
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>>709925770
Are you married?
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>>709928747
Van is on the way.
You needed to start grooming her way earlier though.
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>>709927849
God's will is for the advancement of sciencd in order to save them. God works in mysterious ways.
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>>709928896
Yes, you are.
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>>709929058

No, single male.
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>>709929079
yea because low iq apes are more likely to believe in magic sky friend/'God'.
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>>709925266
I put shit like this on my wall.
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>>709928923

Thank you.

I've done work as a cartoonist so I think about animating them sometime.
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>>709928747
What happens when she turns 12? She gonna be too old for you then? Ugh, men are pigs.
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>>709928971
what does she usually tell you she did? how many does she hook up with in a week?
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>>709929255

Aw that's sad.

I'm sure those things aren't all true.
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>>709929188
Ok asshole which 'God' are you refering too? The special one that tells you to kill whores?
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>>709929371
>She gonna be too old for you then?
Women get corrupted by the time they are 16, so you have to make them your slave way before that to keep them pure. Generally, when they are properly groomed, they remain pure until they are like 30, when they will probably move out and become a major slut anyway.
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>>709929371
Men have to chase real beauty but womyn like you are actually pigs always squealing away about your own hogshit.
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>>709929414
Fuck off question guy.
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>>709929558
>when they are properly groomed, they remain pure until they are like 30, when they will probably move out and have you arrested for grooming them to be your slave anyway.
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>>709928971
Do you manage to find any girls to fuck? I feel like for girls it's easier to find someone to fuck than guys right?
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>>709929693
>and have you arrested
No, they will always remain "daddy's girl" but they will get married and then its basically impossible to maintain a sexual relationship. Its sad but not much can be done about it
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>>709929435
I wouldnt have wasted time writing and putting them up there if I didnt have years of life experience them up.
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I had to stay at home for the weekend with my sister whilst my mom went away on work business. While there i purposely covered my clothes in water as an excuse to get undressed. I walked through the living room cupping my dick and balls with my hands and sat down on the couch i then covered them with a small cushion. Following this i laid down and pretended to sleep and knocked the cushion off of me. My sister saw my erect cock. I know she did because when i 'woke up' the cushion was back on my lap.
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>>709929808
>Its sad but not much can be done about it
Well unless you want to go full Josef Fritzl ofcourse
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>>709928417
Yes let us summon the FBI
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>>709928747
And me with my 13yo
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>>709928971
Her: Oh I fucked 6 guys, one of them was a huge black bouncer. He tore my ass up! This system we have is awesome!
Anon: I, um...a cashier at walmart smiled at me...
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>>709929893

Don't say things about yourself like that. I'm sure you have some good qualities. You honestly seem depressed.

Go talk to a doctor Anon.
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>>709929980
Please do tell any stories

>>709930009
This
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>>709927219
I'm not your cumdumpster, sissy
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I would prefer being a woman. And this destroy everyday of my life...
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>>709929893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXQkrllGbA

Do you have Skype, anon?
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Physically, I am 42, but mentally I am no older than 16.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XLBZ8xRFeM
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>>709930047
Nothing I get boners when she lays around in her shorts or puts her head in my lap. End of story.
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>>709929414
She tells me about what they did to her. All the positions, where they put it, where they cum, etc...
I love hearing about how fast she makes the cum and then she waits for them to get hard again.

It all depends. Some weeks she goes with 1-2 people other times she'll find up to 10 guys to sleep with.

>>709929703
Yeah a few but not as much as her.
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>>709930031
I have BPD. Been getting treatment for it for ages. Over the years I get too happy and confident and end up letting my defences down and life crushes me. By keeping these on the wall I remind myself daily that I need to stay careful and know my place.
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>>709930293
Is she pretty? Can u post pics?
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>>709930300
how do you go about finding chicks to smash. bar/club sluts?
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I can't stop thinking about this shy girl I am interested in, even though it probably will not go anywhere with her. But stuff she does sends mixed signals....


Shit she does or did towards me:

>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.

>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going

>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.

>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)

>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
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I had sex with my neighbor's 16 year old daughter. I took her vcard.
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>>709930355
She's the awkward girl, kinda chubby, white, brunette with glasses.

Dude no I can't post pics.
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>>709930250
I'm not your sissy, cockmongler.
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>>709928236
So you missed all of it?
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>>709930405
Who took A through U?
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>>709930472
When I find dad/daughter pron its always the chubby girls who are into it. Best of luck anon, ur chances are high.
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I feel im only with my girlfriend because of the length we have been together for. (10 yrs)

I'm a flirt and a douchebag. We make out with other girls when drunk but I would never cheat on her. She's completely in love with me ( obsessed and controlling and i hate it). I do love her but I will never admit that I took this internship at NASA just to get away from her and flirt with a bunch of bitches.

I think I also may be falling for a girl we both hooked up with while traveling in another country.
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>>709930400
>mixed signals
Mate this is as close as a girl will come to letting you know she's interested short of taking an ad out in the paper. If you're both young (H.S?) then it's gonna be awkward, but it seems like you've got something going there. Just go for it, not like a raging chad but dont leave it too long because she's never gonna make the first move.
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>>709925637
Same sometimes I dont wank at all in the day sometimes its like 3-4 times a day
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>>709925637
Well, how fucked up are your fantasies?
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>>709930794
College, but both of us seem to be quite awkward socially. (I'm 20, she's just short of 21)

I remember that she did say during an intro speech that she "Was just coming out of her shell"

But I did try like two or three times two meet up since summer. Both times she was busy (Family graduations), but we agreed that we should do something. (the days we kinda set in stone or short notice.)

Last spoke almost two weeks ago.

> "Hey, are you free anytime soon? I would like to grab coffee and chat"

> "Hey! I'll have to get back to you on it. Taking 7 classes this semester on top of working the two jobs and getting stuck babysitting this weekend has been filling up my schedule."

> "No worries. I just figured that we should meet up soon"

> "Definitely!"


Also, one of the times I accused her of lying to me, but she seemed to accept my apology for it, and resumed like the awkward fucks that we are
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>>709930829

Do you ever feel guilty about it?
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I paid for a 4chan pass.
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>>709930991

I don't think they're that fucked up.
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>be me
>me 32, wife 30
>we find 19 year old chick to have ffm threesome with
>my wife is straight
>they don't touch each other
>fuck them both
>they take turns sucking my dick
>blow load in 19yo's mouth
>she grabs my wife and they start making out, snowballing the cum back and forth
>i feel like my wife cheated on me
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I'm in love with a girl since i was 11
Every day i think about her
I miss her so much
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>>709931061
Well that's the main thing. You're not a pervert, just a dude who likes to get his rocks off. Maybe some real life pussy would ease down the wanking though.
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>>709931155
I'd give ten years of my life to have your 'problem'
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>>709926966
Lying cunt. >>709926968
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>>709930626
Yeah I don't see any opportunity for it.
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>>709931155
how did u find this girl? how did u talk wife into doing this if she is not attracted to girls?
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I am a 21 yo virgin
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Girl next door growing up was retarded.
Also 2 years older than me.
Her body was smoking.
When I was 13 I started taking her to the forest behind our houses and fucking her.

Used to nut in her regularly. She gets pregnant.
Cops etc all up investigating took DNA from handlers, family etc.

Next time they just adopt off the baby.
This happens a few times. I keep fucking her using her as my fuck hole for years until I'm like 19.
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>>709931753
Damn, livin the dream
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>>709931698
Tinder. I didn't talk her into anything, I just told her 2 girls at the same time was on my bucket list. The only thing they did was make out.
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>>709931634
i'd do it again.
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>>709925799
IQ wont go up
100 IQ = average inteligence
if stupid people die the bar gets higher
=> the average persons IQ today, lets say he has an IQ of 100, will become, lets say 90 if stupid people die.
IQ is based on the average human but i get what you try to say, even if i disagree with your point of view
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>>709931753
>This happens a few times
So you a retarded girl keeps getting pregnant and everyone was like 'lol nbd I'm sure we should investigate that creepy neighbour kid who keeps taking her to the woods.
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>>709930280
No, thank you.
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>>709930251

>>709925266

my secret is I work for the NSA and I can tell you exactly who posted what on 4chan.

we have a file on thousands of people collected automatically
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>>709931654
That's why you gotta start young, like when they are 5 or 6 start out with little things and work your way up to sex over the years. Nobody will find out if you know what you're doing.
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>>709932275
So why dont you?
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>>709932403
>Spend years and put tons of work into trying to fuck one girl.
Christ what a waste of time. Just go fuck a slut you dumb cunt.
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>>709931204
I was in love with a girl all the way from 9 to 15. She used to be a cute nerdy girl and then she turned into a full normie. Slutty and drunk. She's still really nice but I can't really have feelings for her anymore.
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>>709931000
Nah, wanking is nothing compared to the real deal, I think I have a higher sex drive of recent, I'm pretty normie but gf have been shit with sex frequency for a while now coming on to 4 years with her soon, and I'm only 20.
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>>709932514
Because it's his wife's teenage sister and real life isnt a porno.
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>>709932595
It would be the nut if a lifetime.
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>>709932514
We never get a chance alone and when we do she goes in to another room like she don't wanna be temped to do things with me I've grabbed her ass while we slept next to each other once she never said anything
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>>709932183
I don't know? I guess they never put two and two together.
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>>709926208
Where did you get yours? I need one too.... or maybe I should just drug a prostitute and chain her ass up and starve and dehydrate her?
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>>709931155
Humble brag and you know it
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>>709932724
You type like a 16 year old. Fuck off with this fake ass fantasy.
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>>709932403
I think feeling up and trying to feed my daughter my Weiner would come up at some point.
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>>709926208
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>>709932849
Nah dude I was my wife's first and only so seeing her make out with someone else made me depressed
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My secret is I've been steady lurking since 2010, not an old fag. I came for the porn and ridiculous stories. I stayed for the honest human expression. Still don't know how to greentext, never cared to find out. Some of the best stories and best porn have come from b. I also have some wicked fucked up stories if anyone can stand a wall of text. This is literally my first post, I apologize for the format.
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>>709932853
I'm 25 mangs and it might be a fantasy that I want to fuck her but I have grabbed her ass..
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>>709933046
>this is how you greentext
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>>709933027
>Seeing my wife make out with a hot teenage girl made me depressed
Just kill yourself and donate all your organs. Hopefully one of the people you save will appreciate their life than you do.
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>>709925266
i am getting closer and closer to being suicidal
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>>709932844
random high schools, spread across a large part of the usa. I visit them take bitches walking alone right off the street.

The prostitute thing might be much easier! Also less likely to be a big deal if you get caught early on in a taking.

>>709932947
fuck you, you can't get me.
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>>709925266
i fuck my deranged daughter with daddy's issues from time to time
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>>709933213
you just don't understand
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>>709933060
So you were sleeping next to your 16 yr old step sister? Why the fuck would she be living with you anyway? She probably leaves the room when you're alone because you're obvious and creepy as fuck.
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>>709933046
>green text like this
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>>709933295
Hey it's her, let's get her and my 13yo drunk and smash my girls face in her pussy
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>>709933338
feel for you anon.
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>>709933145
Well thank you for saving me the google search bro.
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>>709933228
Welcome.
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>>709932614
She used to be so nice with me but we stopped seeing each other. In this years she's changed so much, I don't know her anymore. Idk why I can't stop thinking about her. She was special
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I dance down at the zombie zoo.
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I accidentally killed my gf's cat with bleach. I got rid of the body.
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>>709930999
Should I give it one more shot once it calms down a bit with classes? Maybe towards Thanksgiving or Winter Break?
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>>709929255
Fuck that. Stop being such a charlie... yes you are lower than a fucking beta.
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>>709933557
Yeah, I feel you. It took me a while to stop thinking about her. But in a way, I feel like everyone changed or is changing. I'm still myself and I have always been the way I am. Makes you feel dissociated.
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guys in the local nazi club do not know that IDGAF about Jews and Hitler and so on, and that I only attend because of free beers
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>>709926628
then sometime in 2014 you got busted
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>>709926966

if you're a chink, it's no news.
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>>709934120

No, never got busted. Was always afraid I would be, but I figured I'd quit while I was ahead.
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>>709928747
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>>709934217
white guy here. it was my first time eating dog.
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Lol always love the pedos giving advice in these threads 'Nah dude just groom your 5 year old daughter to be your sex slave, you'll get away with it no problem'.
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I know way too much
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>>709933392
show her
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My kids watch mother goose club almost daily. Later, I fap to the girls on the show (not the nigger though). These are the only pedo thoughts I've ever had and I hope they remain that way.
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>>709933914
I am. I've tried to stop it, believe me.
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>>709934501
>I fap to the girls on the show (not the nigger though)
Glad to see you have SOME standards.
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I mugged a gas station of a candy bar when I was 5, true story
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I'm stationed with Naval Intel and we watch many things but not 4chan.
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>>709934501
lmao I used to fap to stephanie from lazy town
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>>709934448

So I'm a wealthy and (relatively) normal 26 year old guy. I'd like to have a relationship with your daughter in light of what you two do. It can be our family secret.

Assuming she's of age.
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I got fucked in the ass by a nigger in a threesome with my wife.
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>>709932183

my sides now misaligned
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>>709935033
she's not for sharing
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>>709935146
Hi Sweden!
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>>709935223

Don't you want her to have a relatively normal life?
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>>709932380

please delete from my history that click on the gay trap of 19 minutes ago.

it happened because the batteries of my bluetooth mouse died.

you may verify that I've been browsing /b/ since 2013 and never clicked on gay pics.

thank you, officer!
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>>709933964
I think you're right.

Probably she does not even think about me. I'm just a memory. Maybe I should go ahead and forget her. But im a faggot and idk if i will succeed. Thank you anon, you make me feel a little better :)
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>Suicidal, diagnosed BP and on >medication
>Have an on and off gf(highschool >sweetheart)
>Fucked two of her friends and fooled >around with a third
>Fucked my half sister when we were >hammered
>Felt up a few chicks when they were >passed out
>Look like a normie
>Hate my fucking self so much for my >mistakes
>So glad I can vent anonymously
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>>709935295
how the hell I am behind proxies?
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>>709935542
I'm getting used to green text
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>>709935542
>I fucked every single girl I know boo hoo
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>>709935360
who in the world want's that?
it's fucking boring and u don't get a chance to do something as awesome as enjoying all the pleasures with ur own blood.
most people ignore this type of thoughts and just a small ammount of them really fantasize about incest and i get to do it. why would i stop now?
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Im pretty sure im still in love with that chick. But I rejected her because I will not be able to resist the physical temptations of student life and will break her heart
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>>709935659
Yeah I wish
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>>709932380
you realize that half the shit said here is all crap and fantasy right? what does your file say about me?
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>>709934993
Enjoy clicking on pictures of store fronts, faggots!
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>>709935146

>cucked, gay and blacked, all at once

dude, you won the FAG OF THE MONTH award !!
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>>709935719
>get a chance to do something as awesome as enjoying all the pleasures with ur own blood.
>most people ignore this type of thoughts and just a small ammount of them really fantasize about incest and i get to do it. why would i stop now?

Not saying there isn't anything wrong with that, but why not let her have both? What happens when you become an old man or die? She's going to be an old spinster in her 40s.

Having a nice guy doesn't mean you lose her. It just means she gets the life she deserves.
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>>709925266
i eat my big sister's poop. i want to eat my little sister's poop too but she's not old enough yet to understand
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AUKTgzxwQQ
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>>709935897

epic
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>>709935790
Dude you fuck your gf, her friends, fool around with a bunch of chicks. Sure the passed out ones are a bit weird but we've all been there. Hardly worth hating yourself over.
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>>709936007
how old are your sisters
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>>709936007
>she's not old enough yet to understand
I'm 30 and I dont understand.
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Just realised 4chan cuts down on my smoking. I have to go outside to light up and a good thread will keep me from doing so. Thanks faggots.
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>>709935897
>>709936021
I hope you both get fucked in the ass by a nigger. It make the being cucked thing much less of a big deal.
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>>709936327
much healthier addiction.
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>>709936023
Well I only hate myself for the shitty shit like that. My on and off again gf is actually super cool and would be devastated if she knew. And I have extreme depression, diagnosed and everything. That's why I want to kill myself everyday. Thanks though bro, I appreciate it.
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>>709936007

Who the fuck even agrees to record this fucking nonsense?!
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>>709935930
i knnow this will not last forever.
me and her mom divorced when she was 9 and since then she is living with her.
we get to fuck every time she visits, and i wanna live for the moment and use as much as i can untill it last
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>>709936559
I mean, it sounds like her friends are total bitches to fuck their friends bf like that. Not saying you dont share the blame but man, I can guarantee they dont feel any guilt over it like you do. Just be careful in future and control your dick. Does this shit mostly happen when your drunk/high?
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>>709936559
In the height you your pussy years and you want to kill yourself? christ-on-a-crutch.
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During the war in Bosnia I killed a family of muslims. I made the father chose who I killed he kept asking for me to kill him. lol. Of course he had to watch his family all die. I killed him last.
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>>709936780

If you really love her you'll let her have a normal life. Honestly it sounds like you're just super selfish and fulfilling your own sexual fantasy at the expense of your daughter's psychological well being.

Like I said, you might even find a guy who is okay with her fucking her dad, but you cannot deprive this girl of a quasi-regular life.
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>>709937110

Dick move.
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>>709936110
>how old are your sisters
older sister is 18. She only started to allow me to eat it a few weeks ago. needless to say, i've been very happy about it. I'd rather not say how old my younger sister is.
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>>709936683
>Who the fuck even agrees to record this fucking nonsense?!
bored and horny teen girls
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>>709937221
dick move was being a muslim in my country.
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>>709937110
doing god's work anon
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>>709925799
I'm open about this, but in Europe it's an OK thing
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>>709937168
u don't understand i am not raping her... she is enjoying too.... and we both know we gonna stop at some point.....
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>>709937424

You're a piece of shit.
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>>709937509

I do understand, but as her father you have admittedly have the foresight that this isn't what's best for her.

You're not even letting her date other boys.
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>>709937693
i never said that, that's ur own idea of our relationship.
sure she can date
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>>709937110
Good lad. We'll need men like you for the New Crusades.
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>>709935796
I don't have a lot of data on you, only your first visit was Feb 2014 with a few visits over the Feb-Mar, then a long break, and restarted in August this year.
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>>709937527
your a piece of shit sitting in your rich home with all the comforts telling me how I should live.
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>>709937110
Kek I know a girl from Bosnia who is always defending Muslims. She's one of those 'refugees welcome' types. Hope one rapes her and she learns her lesson.
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>>709937816

You just told me she isn't for sharing when I asked if I could date her?
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>>709937527
I don't see what that dude did wrong mate. Nothing wrong with killing a few muslims, even the jews agree with this and they seem pretty on the ball
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>>709938105
Agreed. The way they're breeding and spreading like roaches it's a shame he didnt kill a few more.
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>>709925266
this thread is pointless. say I shared a secret, what then? Has it accomplished anything? no. not only is this thread pointless, it is a cancer. believe me.
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>>709938083
yes i told you.... I don't want to share her....
but if she one day say to me "hey i found a guy this all got to stop", i would be all right with that (sad and misserable in fact) but i would accept it
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Rented a room to my cousin who got kicked out of her parents house for abusing heroin. She's so strung out that she started stealing from me to give to her dealer for more shit. I caught her ass and told her she was getting kicked out. She begged and pleaded but I ignored her and started throwing her shit into a garbage bag, until she said the words I wanted to hear. "Please I'll do anything anon I'm sorry" after hearing that I looked at her with a serious face and told her to get on her knees. After her moment of shock and disbelief she obediently kneeled before the king. Once my hands went to my belt the realization of what I was gonna make her do set into her eyes, they went slightly dead and filled with sorrow. I made her give me the sloppiest blowjob and nutted into her mouth before throwing her shit all over the floor and telling her to pick it up. Now I pretty much control her with an 'allowance' in exchange for using her whenever I want. We've never gotten along better
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>>709938043
during the war we often would rape but yes the muslims always rape.
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>>709937110
Pozdrav, kako je u maminom podrumu?
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>>709937954

What can you tell me about me?
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>>709938258
This thread is cancer. No secret there. Share a secret or gtfo.

I fucked my cousin.
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>>709937954
gasp!

so which posts have I made in this thread?
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>>709938601
You're going to die soon.
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>>709928747
Please, don't...look at pictures on the internet for crying out loud. Don't ruin a young kid forever by doing this to them..
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>>709938456
Ja se iz Europe za smeće.
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>>709925266
Im a trans girl /:
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>>709938005


As if the fact that I'm successful has anything to do with the fact that you killed someone's family because they're muslim. You are a piece of fucking garbage.
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>>709939266
pic?
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I shat my pants the other day in my friend's house. Ruined all of my fucking clothes.
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>>709939706

LOL

story?
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>>709939196
Sta?
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My sister in law sucks my cock at every family get together.
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>>709939463
You see all my b/rothers who are proud of what I've done.
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>>709939529
Okay let me get ready, i just woke up.
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>>709939794
>Sta?

I jebem ti mater
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>>709940012

Yeah there's lots of retarded people out there. Not anything to be proud of you fucking shit stain.
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>>709940060
sure
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>>709930300
how many STDs u got?

also, why dont u tell her about ur adventures? is it cause u always have 0?
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>>709940265
Reddit and Tumbler are proud of you standing up for Muslims against some evil white male christian.
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>>709938258
The point of these threads is so people can feel good about themselves because there's always this fucking guy >>709926208
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I fuck my ex girlfriend and new pregnant gf all everyday. They both vaguely know of each other, I wish I can convinced them for a 3some.
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>>709940492
Old pic of my body i guess. I assume you wanted face?
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>>709940694
Not bad at all tbh, but yeah face pic would be nice
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I've posted this a few times before.
One time my best friend and I went on a walk and I stared at her incredible ass all day long.
We lay down in sone long grass and the told me to bury her in the grass so I just ripped it up and dropped it aside while jerking off and smelling her ass 'cause she was laying face-down.
Also I came all over my teacher's chair early in the morning once after sneaking into school because I got turned on the day before when she humiliated me in front of the class for missing a lesson. I can't fucking find her online and I hate that I have no way of cumming to her face now.
Finally, I molested a child once. No biggie, though.
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>>709940565

Not applauding you cowardly slaughtering some unarmed faggot and his familiy because of their religion doesn't make me some SJW, it makes me not a cruel and pathetic shrimp dick like you.
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>>709940819
Aweh, thanks. Gives me confidence. Okay ill have your pic shortly if this thread doesnt prune lol
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>>709941023
Your secret is that you are not man enough for war.
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I'm falling in love with my 16yo step daughter. Raised her since she was two, she's turning in to the "twin" of her mother but without all of the baggage.
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>>709941579
fuck, post pics when legal
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I'm voting for Donald Trump and can't admit it IRL cause I live in Mass
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>>709941579
describe her for us please.
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>>709941475
Fosho
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When recalling a memory, I talk to myself out loud like I am explaining it to someone else.
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>>709928279
why keep this a secret?? holding something like this in is unhealthy..

>I'm sure they will respect your right to free speech
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>>709941777
Same but Florida so my vote might actually count for a win.
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>>709941824
5'2 brunette, petite, beautiful heart, kind soul and a big ole ass ya just can't help but wanna get a handful of.
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>>709941535

Actually I was in the infantry and killed plenty of real people. I was just a man and killed them in combat.

Also, please don't try to high road me about what a man you are to boast about killing someone's wife and kids. If I ever met you in real life I'd take your fucking head off because I'm not some punk ass bitch that kills women and kids.
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my moms friend tried to finger me in teh back of my moms car
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>>709942180
Sweet.
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>>709942180
What color are her eyes?
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>>709942532
Hazel
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>>709942124
Lol I've already been shunned by most of my friends because I openly talk about the refugee problems here in Europe. I also voted Brexit. All my friends are weak liberal faggots.
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>>709942228
Well you may understand war but your not war without the UN conventions. Your soft war is yes honored. I respect you. I'm unclear why you would not respect me.

I killed the enemy. I killed the enemy that was easy and those that were hard to kill. Yes I had too much pleasure from parts of it. I am proud of what I did at least in secret here on 4chan.
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>>709943060
Brexit won't stop UK from becoming 3rd world in a generation. lol
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>>709943300
That's my fear. We've already gone too far and no one has the balls to turn the ship around. Thank fuck I moved out of London at least. Shouldnt even be classed as British city anymore.
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>>709943116

Let's put this into perspective.

You shot someone's wife and kids while he begged you to stop and you thought it was funny.

The reason you did it is because his religion is different.

This makes you a pathetic person with a small cock. You can wrap yourself up in lies about honor or "soft war" or whatever. The reality is -- UN or not, I'm enough of a man to know there's something fucked up about killing someone's family for such a superficial ass reason.

Don't compare my sacrifice with your pathetic needs to feel powerful. At the end of the day, war isn't just about what you're willing to do, but also what you aren't willing to do.
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>>709943655
This. What difference did your act of petty fun and games make? You didnt kill them in that way because it was 'war', you did it because you're a psychopath and you enjoyed it.
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>>709943655
This times ten
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>>709941579
This is my biggest fear
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>>709943655
>>709943970
>>709944046

Thought? I still think it was funny.

Yes, they had to die because they were muslims.

Listen I did not rape them in front of him. There were things I didn't do.

My crusade against evil will remain a high honor in my life.

LET me ask this do you sleep sound at night? I do.
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>>709944297
Ok Adolf.
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