About to go into surgery room, I might die so Fuck it, trips decides what I do
flash em
Room
What surgery are they doing?
lie in the bed the wrong way around
Cum in ur mouth and record it
>>709909915
Ey GOOD luck in there OP
>>709909675
jackoff in front of a nurse
>>709910209
reroll
>>709910238
rerolling
>>709909675
slap nurse's ass
>>709910263
trips get
>>709910209
roll
What are you in hospital for?
>>709910301
reroll
>>709910340
reroll again
kill yourself
>>709910374
rerolls for justice
>>709910016
They are going to remove my appendix I had abdominal pain for 2 days and got into hospital yesterday
>>709909675
Start laughing like crazy
>>709910410
rerollin
>>709910209
rerollin
>>709910455
rollin
>>709910326
They are going to remove my appendix I had a fucked up pain for 2 days and just got in today
Eat the appendix after they are done
>>709910457
rerolls
>>709910161
Thx fag!
>>709910455
winrar
Roll onto stomach. Expose Anus. Take pic. Post.
>>709910518
reroll
>>709910209
yup
>>709909675
Blow up the hospital.
>>709910531
reroll
>>709910583
nvm
shit in bed
>>709910549
Show us your face, make paper party hat, enjoy your possible last thread
creepshot of nurse
cum in your mouth
>>709910616
reroll
>>709910583
Trips, faggot.
Don't die
show them you posted this and see how dissapointed they are
>>709910674
Rerollin
put phone in but
>>709910732
Kek
reroll for jacking off in front of a nurse
take your clothes off and throw em on floor
finger nurse
>>709909915
That's ER not pre-op
>>709910757
reroll
Ask a nurse, as the last wish, for a bj
>>709910781
rerollin
flip off the nurse
>>709910744
>>709910677
Both of these
shit yourself right before going in so some hot nurse has to scoop the poop
>>709910803
Do you think I would be on my fucking phone posting shit while getting cut open? I am waiting for them to take me probably in 40 min idk
Rape newborn
>>709910781
reroll
>>709910901
Rauls again
>>709910414
Yanks are such pussies. That's a standard operation here in bongistan.
>>709909675
If you live, make another thread to let us know you're ok.
>>709910677
this
record nurse reaction to finding you masturbating
>>709910953
Again
>>709910498
>Appendix
>I might die
>>709910831
reroll get
slap the person next to you
Kill yourself.
>>709910982
Missed it crap
Just jack off in front of everyone
>>709911006
reroll
While they are around you, pull your gown off and proceed to start sucking your own dick. If they ask you to stop just keep going
wheel out
>>709911078
reroll trips get
jack off
>>709909915
Looks like Memorial Hermann in Houston
whip yo dick out and take a picture
Get undressed and try to suck ur dick in front of a nurse
>>709911118
off by one...
>>709911124
roll
>>709910998
I am in mex doctors are shit so you can't be sure faggoty cousin died in a "minor" surgery 2 years ago
do a wheelie with the bed
nurse reaction of seeing yo dick
>>709911170
reroll again
>>709910677
Creep shots of hot nurses
>>709911170
wat
When you getting in the er ?
>>709910955
its a standard operation here too
this guys just a pussy
>>709910414
>>709911207
reroll
>>709911200
Thisll do 2
Slap a nurse on the bum
show them 4chan
>>709909675
one last meme before you go
>>709911283
333 get?
punch the doctor
Get your dick out and furiously start masturbating in front of nurse.
>>709910994
almost
>>709911275
reroll
ask em to check your prostate
>>709911183
I live in socal and I've gotten surgeries there stop being a little bitch
>>709911263
i don't live "here" so jokes on you nigger
>>709911323
376 get
Jack off
dont die faggot.
>>709911337
reroll
>>709909675
Shit your bed
>>709911372
423 get
>>709911334
Talk about almost
fuck nurse
>>709911329
roll
>>709911331
re roll
>>709911402
yawn, op is a faggot
Pull out dick and leave it out until they tell you to put it away. Act confused and say you don't know how it got out
>>709911405
rolling
>>709911414
709911453 get
undress
>>709911356
Are you implying nobody has ever died in a "minor surgery" ? Fucking retard
You're not going to die retard. The appendix is swollen and hasn't ruptured yet. Too bad for us.
>>709909675
rape the nurse
>>709911458
reoll
Shit on the bed and toss a turd at the nurse when she walks in
scream "FEMINISM IS CANCER"
>>709911477
709911538
Run out
>>709911464
Reroll I like this one anon
>>709911437
re roll
shit the bed
>>709911514
reroll
>>709911523
go full tard and do this
Take a shit and throw it to someone else.
or fap
OR
say that you have a bomb.
>>709911464
Kek this
grab a nurse by the tits and force her on knees
Leave and don't get surgery
>>709911523
roll
>>709911548
709911612
>>709911507
Doc said one-two more days and it would have
>>709911573
re roll come on trips you know you want to
Leave and don't get the operation
fart your ass off
>>709911542
reroll ?
run around naked
>>709911635
709911711 get
>>709911651
rerollerino
steal a doctors wallet
Walk out of hospital and refuse surgery
start fingering your ass with your legs around your head, don't stop.
Try to fuck someone.
>>709911596
yes plz
ask the nurse to bring a skeleton diagram. Then get spooky
tel the nurse you are gay
whistle a tune.
>>709911720
709911798 get
switch to bed next to you Kappa
Refuse surgery
Cum on your hand and fling it at the nurse
Try and grab the needle
>>709911592
reroll
>>709911766
fucking dubs re roll
good luck OP
and if trips take creep shoots when in surgery room
tell nurse to scratch your back
Walk out and go home. Don't get surgery
159 replies but no trips
try to fall in a coma and wake up nine years later.
>>709911809
If i can guess my own post number op has to do any dubs request with timestamp or video proof 70991947
Masturbate infront of nurse
Bump
Pics of nurses then seduce them. Say u want sex them bc last dying wish
>>709910209
this
literal shitstorm in nurse's office
tell nurse you like big black dicks
Don't get surgery
youre dying and asking for trips? jew ass bitch
anyways, shit yourself right before surgery. post pics, no timestamp required
THROW CLOTHES ON FLOOR
>>709911504
Youre still a little bitch for being scared
you'll be asleep, who gives a shit
Rub one off under the sheets
Fling shit at the nurse but scream "Fucking Nigger" in a southern accent while you do it
eat sope
>>709911942
Retry 709912015
Sharpie in the pooper
>>709909675
yell "fuck niggers!" on video and post it
Ask the nurse to give you a bj
>>709911986
reroll
claim you are HIV positive
Bop
hit your head in the wall
>>709912027
>eat sope
>>709909675
pray
>>709912034
Damn it 2079
Jerkoff on your gown
Don't get surgery
Walk out
Take a massive shit on a nurse
will we ever get trips?
>>709911986
Fap in front of nurse
>>709912017
Reroll
Ask if you can have your appendix after so you can take a picture of your dick in it and post it on an image board
>>709912099
2157
Pls
Bj nurse
>>709911504
So /b/, I am driving my car in a few minutes. Already showered. Trips decide, because I might die.
Faggot
Whip dick out and bate
Try sucking your own dick
jerk off infront of nurse
>>709909675
Shit on nurse. Rape bed.
>>709912149
2199
Call your mom and say the nurse harassed you sexually
>>709911464
This.
Cum on your face
When you wake up start speaking and writing in English as if you have forgotten your mother language which is Spanish, even if you speak as a spic.
Leave the hospital without getting surgery
Sharpie on the pooper!
Scream as loud as u can
>>709912190
2143
create a thread in 4chin
Sharpie in pooper
tell the nurse you love her and eant to make babies
kys
>>709912143
Reroll
Leave without surgery
tell someone that you are a russian agent and wanted the world to know:
Aliens exist, 9/11 was an inside job.
Tell them that if you die the must investigate.
>>709912223
>>709912223
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU
>>709912223
why has god forsaken us
>>709912082
rollin
>>709912143
roll
>>709911331
re roll
go to sleep
jerk off
>>709912223
Close.
Whip out your dick in front of a nurse, take pic, post it
>>709912223
Reroll
poop
Scream until the nurse comes then start fapping
Shit in your bed.
ask if she knows what 4chan is
Try to sell an organ of your choice, and if they ask say that you need the money for building a gaming pc.
>>709912366
reroll
Peni pene your benis
>>709912210
THIS
walk in the lobby with a hard on and bump into people with it
>>709911331
re roll for the 12th time already
Don't get the surgery if trips
>>709910209
roll
Start preaching about jesus when leaving the surgery room
dicks out for harambe
ask for a copy of battletoads
>>709912358
Roll
ask for a pen from nurse
write "nigger" on as many things as u can
the more the better
Where are all the trips?!??!? In case of trips tell the nurse you are about to die and your last wish is a bj from her
get up and go home
Spank the ass of the main surgeon.
SCREAM
>>709912223
Proper roll
>>709912405
Hello
>>709912444
w i n r a r
>>709912444
winrar
>>709912444
GET
>>709912444
Winrar
>>709912444
winrar
>>709912444
Winrar
>>709912444
got emmm
>>709912405
KeK but if someone tries to stop you, you must use the violence.
>>709912444
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
>>709912444
DING DING DING
>>709912444
winrar
>>709912444
Well shit
>>709912444
WINRAR
>>709912444
God has spoken
Tell them you found god and don't need surgery anymore.
Ask nurse if you can have sex with her (1St and last time thing).
>>709912444
YES!!!!!!!!
>implying pussy OP can talk to women
>>709912210
555 overrides 444
now the real question is will OP deliver
>>709912555
Winrar
>>709912555
ffs we dont need trips anymore gtfo
>>709912555
LMAOOOOOO
>>709910414
-__- literally lasts 10 minutes
Get a selfie with nurse, say you're sending to friends but upload here
>>709912555
WINRAR
>>709912628
>>709912555
go back to 9gag le reddit fagoats
>>709912444
WIN RAR
>>709912555
>>709912444
Will OP do both?
>>709910016
Dislodging Tyrone's massive bbc from his anus
>>709912555
override
>>709912667
FUCK ME LMAO WHY
>>709912555
>>709912444
TFW op not here anymore
