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What's the most alpha thing you've done or said to a female?
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>asking b about interactions with females
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Stfu bitch, I'll piss where I want.
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i pissed on a bitch... fuck you
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Let's watch porn together in the mirror
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>>709878482
H...h.hey
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>>709878482
If I poke you with it don't freak out. (Referring to a massive boner I had while cuddling with my ex gf)
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>>709879305
>>709879196
>>709878744
>>709879576
Kissless virgin betas
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>>709878482
took her virginity, made her love me like crazy, didnt care about what she felt, said or did. didnt even talk one sentence with her. (she only spoke spanish) she was 13 i was 17
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>>709879695
oh and after the vacation i deleted all her contact informations on my pc and deleted msn messenger and never talked to her again
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I held a bitch, gently, by her throat. Thumbs pressed loosely against her throat. Grand jury didn't have enough evidence to convict. I thought I was going to prison. No shit.
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>>709878482
Your sister was better
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While stoned on the couch:

"Hey, you're about to suck my cock and swallow my cum in like 20 minutes. I'll set an alarm."

And then it happened.
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>>709879769
>>709879695
I can believe this one
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>>709879934
How was he?
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>>709879769
Not alpha. You're a bitch. Passive aggressive bitch. She probably found a dude with a dick. Right ? Left that part out.
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>>709878482
I rubbed my dick on her lips every time she suck me
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>>709880030
sounds jelly . Lose your dick?
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>>709878482
i had some muffins and this girl i was hanging out with wanted some of them and I told her she could get one if she sucked my dick, and she said she would do it, but I was too much of a pussy so I just said I was joking and nothing happened.
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>>709880302
What a fuckin pussy omg...
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Told the cio of a Canadian healthcare org that her strategy was wrong. And been right about it. Saved literally millions. And at the same time fucked up any chance I have of moving forward because I caused a private company to suffer potential losses because my strategy didn't include them. Yay for being right. It won't get you anywhere.
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Made a girl call and talk to her boyfriend while she was sucking my dick.
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>>709880532
I did that with my gf but i made her call her mom and brother
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Fucked plenty of girls just to never speak to them again after.

Alsso
>be 16
>still virgin
>meet up with this girl I had been talking to for several weeks
>fuck her in the back seat of my car
>nut deep in that puss (probably a dumb idea oh well she didnt get prego)
>start driving around, pretty much done hanging out with her at this point
>she asks if my parents would like her
>"idk but I actually need to take you home"

And that was that
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"wow anon, your dick so big"
"y-you too"
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This girl and I had been talking during a party. I told her I had to go take a piss (I really did) so she followed me to the bathroom. I took my piss, took off my belt, went out, put the belt around her neck and pull her into the stall. We started making out in the stall and she blew me for a while. After all of that she gave me her number. It was pretty cool
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>>709878482
had a threeway with two girls, one 10/10 20 yo and one 8/10 21 year old on friday night
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>>709880006
Felt good, man.
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I stopped mid fuck to answer the phone to my weed dealer, pulled out said wait there cause my weeds outside. Went out and got my weed and went back in and fucked her
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>>709881041
Please expand on this lie.
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I was on a date and the girl was being a super bitch and I eventually got fed up and made her get out of my car
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>>709879660
Loooooool captured
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>>709878482
Fingerbanging a chick while whispering obsenities into her ear and choking her. In a movie.
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>>709881511
Honour thy dubs
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A lot of people in this thread have a strange idea of what 'doing or saying something alpha' is.
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>>709879934
kek
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>>709878482

Gf was too tired for sex.Didnt like deepthroat.Looked her dead in the eye and said calmly "If you're too tired,get on your knees because I'm going to fuck your mouth" Looked shocked,got on her knees.

My ex gf had new boyfriend (when I was single).Cheeky little slut.Fucked her outside.Told her to get on her knees and say her bfs name while sucking her dick.She did.

Said to her "Bet his dick isn't as big as mine."

After that,best blowjob in the world.

Most memorable moment. GF was on about ex bf,related to topic we were discussing.Told her I wasn't interested.She went defensive and said "It's a part of my past" So I retorted "So are all the tight bodied,big tittied girls that left with cum on their face." Gf silenced.Guess what she wanted me to do that night?;)
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>>709881511
in short words, I'm 21yo, pretty good looking. The 20 year old is my girlfriend, we were all out partying on friday, the other girl is her best friend and she really likes my girlfriend and wanted to get with her so while we were out she asked me if I was up for a threesome and I said "yea, just ask my girlfriend" and from that point things just escelated
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>>709878482
Fucking her while her training husband is in the next room.
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>>709880449
Your copypasta reeks of basement dwelling retardation.
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>>709881887
Pics of them
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>>709881812
sucking her dick?
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>>709882116
Autocorrect.My dick.;)
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>>709881812
Things that never happened/10

Also what did you do when you woke up from that dream?
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I was a virgin, and was feeaking nervous about have my first time with this girl I met working as waitress in a wedding party. So, we just have a drink and was driving around the town. I get near to a motel and said:
>"what about spend the night there?"
>"don't know. It's our second meet, I suppose I will regret it..."
>"When you will regret it?"
>"you know... Tomorrow"
>"then tomorrow you tell me about"

It was my first time. Everything was ok.
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>>709880843
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I do like doing this kind of shit on tinder, bump and i will post more
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>>709882163
Things that did happen.

Shame to be you,dreaming about my day to day life.
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>>709879769
>contact informations
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>>709882218
hahaha your so funny anon

get out
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>>709882163
He woke up, combed his neckbeard, adjusted his fedora, and sat down out his computer for another long night of pussy slaying antics on second life to brag about on 4chan.
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>>709878482
If you dont give up the ass, someone else will. Lube it up.
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>>709882167
Probably sound more alpha if you didn't sound like an Arab.
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>>709880302
that's pretty fucking bad

i had sex with a girl for skittles one time
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>>709882218
Did you get nudes?
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>>709882280
Haha second life would be a welcome break for me.Plus broads are less annoying.
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>>709878482
I was at a sorority formal event with my date and we were going to one of the senior houses for after hours, Instead of walking inside I walked straight to under the porch and told my date "It's been too long I need to blow a load". Then I fucked my date under the porch while people were above us
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>>709882036
not going to deliver pics this time
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Ayo bby u wan sum fuk?
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>>709882218
Did it work though faggot. I feel like the answer is probably no
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>>709882278
this

also spell you're correctly so you look less like a tool next time
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>>709882307
Almost right, anon. Brazil.
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>>709878482
one time intercourse for recreational activity
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Once went for a burger king.

Got offered napkins.

"I don't need any napkins!"
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>>709880006
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ITT: People try to tell stories while jealous betas insinuate it was a dude or that it didn't happen.
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>>709882393
You are justifying yourself way to hard.
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>>709882642
This right here.Not happy because we won't fuck their fat ass,feminist bitches.
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>>709882476
Fucking Brazillians, tell Christ the Redeemer I said "fall down you fucking eyesore"
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once pooped in a girls mouth
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>>709879442
underrated
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>be at party
>be flirting with girl
>girl flirts back
>asks if I want to go back to a spare bedroom
>begins pulling me there by arm
>I respond to her "sorry I only think of you as a friend and I don't sleep with sluts."
>friendzone her promptly.
>adjust my fed and leave the party thanking the host on the way out.

Alpha as fuck.
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>>709882280
Fucking kek'd
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>>709882669
I'll fuck you til you love me,faggot.
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>>709882414
Why? Because it's all made up :)
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>>709880006
just seeing where it went

>>709880000
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>>709882393
Bullshit, bitches are the most annoying fuckers in the world!
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>>709882798
>if I don't get pussy no one else must
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>>709882766
Fucking beta bitch boi.

>Thanking the host

Fucking cuck
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>>709880030
haven't yet found someone more jelly than you
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her : cant you just cuddle with me a bit?(shes a 9/1;0 a just fucked the fuck outta her the first time) Me: bitch you can see im reading an article...
her : hhaha shut up
me:...
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>>709882437
No it didnt, but i put her in her place
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>>709882893
Keep diverting from the fact that I'm right :)
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"I'm not changing your you or anybody else."
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>>709882364
No, mostly never do.
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>>709879820
that's fucking scary
I m glad I don't live in the US
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>>709882915
But he is right.
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I am the true alpha.None of you betas can compete because I will destroy you all.

I am trained and versed in combat.I don't need to engage in your beta chest bashing.Im above you all and you wish you were me.

Give your girl a kiss when she gets home.Ask her how her night was and if she keeps it short,ill send you a video depiction.Later beta faggots.
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>>709883008
what the fuck is this bullshit
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>>709880030
are you her?

and no

shes a single mother now and i think i broke her heart. i know its not alpha what i did,but its /b/´s image of being alpha so i shared the story
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>>709883008
Kek, at least you're honest.
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>>709883030
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>>709882941
>im right
>he cries
>his virginitiy giving off a palpable odor
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>>709878482
Got a sober chick into bed within an hour of meeting her.
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>>709882398
>Sorority event
>date
>probably in stupid frat
>fucked
REEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE
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>>709883096
Single mum.If she's hot,I'd slam her pussy and give her more children,that her beta bux can look after.
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>>709878482

Hey babe, want to get some ice cream? No, you have a date with your boyfriend? No problem. We can get some another night, have fun on your date!
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>>709882941
not anon
you're a faggot
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>>709878482
Was fucking this 10/10 extreme hottie when I lived in Chicago. She was so fucking hot, probably top 2 or 3 in my life. Anyways, blasting that pussy missionary position, she loving it. I feel I'm about to nut, get off of her, stand up beside the bed and grab her by her hair, yank her head to the side of the bed. I look at ther in the eyes and say "Open your mouth and get your reward". I'll be damn, she took it all greedily and sucked it clean.

So cash.
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>took gf at the time and her friend to a bar
>got hammered
>bought drinks for the local band that was playing and chilled with them
>bought drinks for another girl
>got her number
>proceeded to fuck exgf and her friend later that night

Good times
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>>709882941
threeway anon here, don't really care if you believe me or not, just wanted to contribute to this thread :)
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>>709883027
The guy gave her a dream scene. Which 13 yo girl wouldn't like a 17 yo guy to smash their pussy?
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New fag here. What is:
1.alpha
2.beta
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>>709879442
/ Thread
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>>709879820
Grand juries don't convict, they indict.
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>>709878482
Had sex with a woman in front of her husband and came in her. Been fwb ever since for the past 2 years
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>>709883107
I cant help it, im catholic
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>>709882642
>ITT
yep
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>>709878482
Well I got head from my older sister's bridesmaid
I'm 25 she was 30. I just acted alpha at the engagement party and started making out with her after
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Random hookup, and I told her, "you're going to finish blowing me, and then I'm going to sleep." She did as she was told.
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>>709883563
Fucking newfag...
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>>709883553
What has that to do with anything? He was a dick towards an insecure (?) girl without reason. Not alpha, end of story.
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>>709883854
>annalia
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>>709878482
"Has anyone asked if you like it or not?"
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>>709882934
kek
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>>709884033
She got offended after this
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>>709880302

I did same thing when girl asked for pot connection because she rubbed me off one night our first time a year before we were really horny, 16, and were first kiss 13-14 lovers from down the street but never got into sex, we had an opposite typical relationship, with sex happening randomly after a couple years. Second horniest girl, smart and really pretty. A little quiet and her honesty is coarse but never a bitch 12 year old that gets everyone in a suburban party with huge amounts of noise and backyard people.

>tfw her dying to and slowly putting her perfect lips on it and exhaling extreme warm sexual breath at the same time. 7 years ago... I should see what shes up to but that would require telling her what I'm up to.
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Idk if this is alpha or not (not really trying to be) but ill go to the bar and smoke a joint out back with the bartender for either a few free beers or get em for only a buck each for the rest of the night. My favorite night was when I got to do a body shot off the bartender for smoking her out in the back. Too bad she quit a few months ago.
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>>709884120
Looks like you actually might have been able to get in some of these girls if you would reply normally after the first line
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>>709884120
dude you started off good but you ruined it
what the fuck
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>>709884120
You should have made reference to her liking Annalia sex
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>>709878482
I pissed in this chicks mouth while she sucked me off, played it off as I came.
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>>709884235
>peeing with a boner
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>>709884007
>poor lil' insecure girl
so you think she didn't agree to the sex? fucking right
if she didn't agree it would be rape and anon would not be here, assuming it's true (which you are as well)
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>>709879769
thats not alpha...just illegal..


and fucking sad
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"Hey, how are you?"
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>>709884274
What about it? I piss with morning wood all the time.
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>>709884274
extra power, less precision
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>19, working as cashier at a kfc
>fat bitchy black lady comes in store with some black guy
>black lady asks for specials
>i say we have an 8 piece for 10 dollars, you want?
>she's like ohhh hell no boy what you thinking, this is just for me
>i say oh, in that case we have a 20 piece for 22.99
>she and her man just stare awkwardly
>i try not to laugh but fail
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>>709884274
ye ez
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>>709884275
What? You should probably look up what insecure means.
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>>709884275
>every rapist is caught and convicted

Bahahahhahahahahhaha!!
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>>709884206
>>709884202
The goal isnt to get laid, im good looking thats why they respond casually. I just enjoy the troll and sharing them with /b/ros
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>>709884275
Also I feel that a lot of samefagging is going on here. Just accept that fucking and then ignoring a 13 yo girl is not alpha.
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>>709884474
I know what it is. But even if she was, the simple fact that they did it would have made her day
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>>709884613
meh ok, that's fair
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>>709884694
but it's not even funny...
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>>709884702
So what? Still not alpha.
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>>709884698
samefagging? why do you think that?
It may not be alpha, but anon was in a win-win situation unless he raped her
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Your daughter was better
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I'm sorry but you're just too ugly
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>>709878482
get back in the kitchen and make me some dinner.
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Told my GF

"I'm gonna pound you into the mattress"

And then I pounded her into the mattress with my erect penis.
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>>709884865
I'll sum it up for you. He fucks a 13 yo virgin whilst he is 17 yo. Then ignores her and thinks he has broken her heart. This is not alpha and hence doesn't belong here. If you think otherwise you should rethink your definition of being alpha.
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>>709879442
Kek
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>>709885132
So that guy saying he was a passive aggressive bitch was basically right.
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>>709878482
Made a girl get a tattoo of my name all across her chest. Dumped her 2 days later for her best friend. Then the best friend went and got the same tattoo but only better, about 3 days after.
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>>709878482
want to have sex?
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>>709881812
her dick? you live a very unique sex life
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>>709885132
w/e fair enough
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>>709883232
story
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>>709883096
Hmm... how so you know she is a single mother if you broke all contact with her?

-Nice story anyway
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>>709879695
Sounds like an American vacation in mexico
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fucked a girl in the bathroom of a schooldance
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>>709885545
i googled her name
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I wil give you all an advice on alphaness:
- degrading a girl to make you feel superior is not alpha
- degrading a girl to give you power over her is alpha.
It is a fine line though.

You are welcome
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>>709885274
didn't process the "made me love her like crazy" part or didn't read it idk
retarded on my side
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fucked a girl under the staircase at school
took a girls vcard
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>>was hooking up with a girl
>>she went behind my back and started fucking my old roommate
>>they're married now
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>>709885132
I would fuck a 13 yo virgin and attempt to impreg too if I had the chance too.
This anon just did what anyone else would have done if they could at 17.
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>>709885804
So tell me, what is alpha about breaking someones heart without reason?
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>>709883426
i dont think sharing a hoe is very alpha
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>>709885954
That does not make it alpha.
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>>709878482
Talking to girls? What do u think I am, a normie?
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>>709886023
Taking a girl's virginity and knocking a girl up is alpha.
Depending on how the girl looked, would depend on if I would have bailed too.
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>>709885287
damn are hoes really that stupid? i mean first girl i understand but the second ?
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>>709883232

This is more impressive than it sounds. You have a reasonable man's respect.
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>>709883854
Oh maan....this shit is killing me...Funny as fuck
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>>709881383
did your dealer think it was strange selling weed to a naked man?
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>>709886293
Probably alpha when you are 18
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>>709878482
Sometimes I make my gf clean my cock off after I piss, we aren't really into water sports but she likes when I assert my dominance
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>>709885954
Confirmed.
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>>709882218
found the aspiring PUA
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>First date with some girl.
>Go for a Kiss before her Taxi arrive.
>She Kiss me back.
>While kissing, i grab her tights and force her body to make contact with my erect Dick.
>She get full surprised and horny.
>Fuck her in the ass at her place the same night.

Now it is my copyright move to fuck girls.
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>>709878482
"Take another look sweety, you are never going to see another motha fucka like me"

True story, walked in the mall to get myself some work boots, looked badd ass as fuck in my work clothes. Kinda like those Facebook photos girls share about wanting a hardworking cowboy or someshit.

See these cute young girls staring at me hard, can tell they want the d one of them walks twoards me trying to talk to me, say the phrase, she instantly melts as i walk away the mall floods with her vaginal juices.

Watch in the corner of my eye as she retreats to her friends, can make out she said "ohh my goddd"

Get my boots, sit and eat some teriyaki chicken at the food court.

Two girls approach me and tell me this girl wants to know my name.
Same girl i banished from my sight.


Ended up getting that girls and one of the other girls number. I swear my dick grew extra inches after that monent.

I honestly think it was all the confidence i had, i felt pretty good after working hard and getting paid that it just showed. Plus i was the only guy at the mall not dressed like a princess i mean i walked in there in work clothes. Grease dirt and mud man.

Boss as fuck.
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>>709878482

2 days ago
>go to pub
>country music
>goth-like girl walks in with a few friends
>mind my own buisness till they start talking with me
>goth girl walks to me and starts flirting
>i avoided 3 kisses till i said to myself "meh, at least lets have some fun"
>they went into a bar after and left her with me
>being a gentleman i would be taking her home and pay for a cab

but i ain't no beta bitch

>i fingered her with one hand and chocked her with the other
>at some point she was trying to scream but she had no strengh
>she had an orgasm in the middle of the street
>i took her home
>greeted her father
>asked for beer
>drank and laught with her father
>petted her cat
>"well, had fun, time to go"
>say "bye Mr. Anon, was fun!"
>go to door with goth girl
>put my hand on her vagoo once more and grab her head
>whispered on her ear: "you will remember me"

im not sure if it was the MOST alha thing i've ever done... but since it's recent and on my memory, i do feel good about it...
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>>709886412
We all worked at the same place too. Both girls wanted to be with me so they would both walk around flaunting their tattoo to mark their territory. After that every bitch at my job wanted to fuck me. I ended up being with neither of them.
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this chubby bitch i knew from work, she ended up fucking me a couple of times, but poorly because she was a little overweight thus causing me to lose my erection when she rode me cowgirl

anyways, one day right before i break it off with her, i instruct her that i'm going to need her to suck my dick today and that's all i said, she looked puzzled and said "o...ok."

bitch never could make me cum, useless

>puerto rican girl meme

don't fall for it
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I farted while doing a 69 once and got called a dirty bastard, I replied "it wasn't me"
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Who's going for six triplets
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>>709887782
Kek.
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>>709883008
>0.0
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>>709884277
Not in Spain it's not...
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>>709888193
No, they raised the age from 13 to 16 in 2015 so now it's punishable.
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>>709879695
lol pussy that's not alpha any retard can mislead a 13 year old bitch especially a creeper 17yr old like yourself.

If you were 13 and fucked an 18yr old latina THEN i'd be impressed. But yeah nah go kill yourself
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>>709888371
That sucks, still fourteen in Portugal though.
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>>709878482
>What's the most alpha thing you've done or said to a female?

"Hold it in your mouth, then drool it on my dick and suck it back off."
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>2nd time girl comes over to my place
>she's being quiet and autistic as hell
>look her straight in the face
"so, you trynna fuck?
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>Few years back
>Future gf has small party and invites me over to stay the night with some people
>Future gf's best friend is there of course
>Both of them have hardcore crush on me
>Genuinely have fallen for future gf (obviously), but want to fuck her best friend
>Night is filled with future gf's best friend doing her best to win me over
>Keep shutting her down
>Party has died down, future gf is passed out drunk in her bedroom upstairs
>Go to basement where my stuff is to change
>Accidentally walk in on future gf's best friend changing
>insta-boner
>Apologize, of course
> She laughs, says it's okay, but stops changing
>GreatIdea.jpg
>Flirt it up
>long story short
>ended up pounding future gf's best friend in future gf's basement
>hard
>she was in tears when I was done
>go upstairs once I've come without saying anything to her at all
>get into bed with future gf
>have a good sleep

>mfw I fucked a 16 year old till she cried, left her crying, got into bed with her best friend, and got the best nights rest of my life

Needless to say, future gf's (now current gf) best friend is not exactly on speaking terms anymore
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>>709884416
kek
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Hey, can I touch your tits for a second?
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Not sure if it qualifies as alpha, but I anonymously snapped this girl some dick pics and claimed I was a close relative. I told her I'd tell her who I was if she snapped me some degrading videos telling her to say "Fuck me, Daddy" & "Can I please suck your cock, Daddy?" and she actually fucking did it.
Then just said thanks and that I'd see her at the next family gathering. lmao
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grabbed my father's finance's ass
>twice
p. sure im fucked in the head tbqhwy bakadesu.jpg
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>>709889137
not really alpha
but a pretty good fucking story
>post the vids
it's okay i know you won't

though i know in the past you could find facebooks by their file name, not sure about now
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> Femanon - Oh, do you see me more than just a friend anon?
> Me - Uhh y-yeah I do.
> Femanon - Oh, I only see you as a friend anon
> Me - Haha this is a bit embarrassing
> Femanon - Haha...
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>>709886865
>grease, dirt, and mud
>work boots
>boss as fuck
>boss
the wagie thinks HE'S the boss!
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>>709889327
where could I upload the clips?
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>>709889639
vola
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>>709889806
uploading now
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>>709890105
Fuck, hurry pls
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>>709879695
You're a fucking asshole, not an alpha, fucking kill yourself
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>>709890161
/r/BEcSth0
Here's the vola room
clip is almost done uploading
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>>709887782
Muh sides
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I grabbed a bitch by the pussy.

She wasn't a dude like she claimed she was.
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>>709878482
The complete opposite of what you do OP
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I had sex with a girl over the course of 9 months in her room right above her parents room
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In college I fucked a girl that was a bitch, but really hot. Right before I was about to cum she told me to not cum on her. I then yelled "19.1 jiggawats and hosed her down with my cum. I had roomates at the time who heard me yell it and I ran out of my room laughing with a towel on. When I went back to my room I found that all of my clothes were on my bed from my closet and the chick was rolling around on them covered in cum. I then grabbed her clothes off the floor grabbed her by the back of then neck and threw her ass outside still naked.
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>>709878482
>a diet coke please
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Most of you seem like low self-confidence virgin faggots.
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>>709878482
Broke up with my gf told her to hit me up next time she wants to swallow called me 2 days later to swallow
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>>709882152
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>>709891364
Yeah and look real tough pointing that out anonymously on an anime website.
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>>709885779
Alpha is dom not rapey manipulating asshole. Agreed
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>>709879442
>every nigga on this thread, including me
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started fucking my gf's twin sister, gf found out made a scene at a party, I told her "you're twins, what's the difference" she was dumbfounded and remained silent the rest of the evening. fucked her hard later, called her by her sisters name for the giggles.
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>>709889042
pis of said girls
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>>709891760
Yes. I should have added that the same goes for acting towards men too.
Most of what you read here is just about boosting your confidence by trying to act like an asshole, as >>709891364 also pointed out.
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>>709886956
10/10 good work bro
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>>709891679
No problem saying it to faces either, I'd beat some of these rapey guys asses
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>>709878482
Fucked her when she said "No."
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all the things I did.
>wins bread
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>>709878482
Ignored them.
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>>709878482
2 things i remember a lot and feel great about them:

1 GF and i were breaking up, i invited her to dinner before she went out with her friends, i put some surprise flowers on her car before leaving, she came home to find more (flowers) and left to party with her friends... i just sat on the sofa sad... 5 minutes later she came back with some crazy hot look telling me she wanted to stay with me that night instead of her friends, so we made out like a fucking movie, i carried her to the wall, then on the kitchen floor i torn her clothes, literally broke them in half, she just looked at me like WTF so hot but with indescribable eyes, i just said "ill get you another blouse dont worry", then proceed to fuck her brains out all night

2 i was dating this chick, invited me to a party with her friends, didnt knew anyone, and she left me alone like damn, then some gay salsa like music went on, and some friends got her dancing while i just watched... dunno where it come from this macho power and went to them dancing, doing a george mcfly this is my girl now, push the dude out and ask her for a dance, fuckkkk the whole dance floor reaction and her reaction was insane, reacted to me like i was a god

dunno why or how, im really a passive person
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>>709892930
cute. I haven't bough flowers for a girl in 10 years
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I do.
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>>709893453
asking a woman to boss you around for the rest of your lives together is not alpha
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>>709878482

"It's not going to suck itself..."

She sucked it.
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>>709893807
Your cuck is showing beta.
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Fucked a bitch with her wearing a leash... on our first fuck

Also ordered her to cum exactly 3 times before I cum. She did.
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>>709894406
I ditch girls as soon as they start acting up, muh cuck
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I tied up my wife and covered her in stage blood, then brought my girlfriend over, fucked her on the floor in front of my wife while actually carving my name into her back with a hunting knife. Then I took her to the shower and pissed all over her face. I took my nasty fuckslut over to my marital bed and fucked her filthy brains out. Then we untied my wife and fucked her too. I'm not going to lie it was a pretty great night for me, looking back.
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>>709878482
>wake up at 4am
>slightly too chubby gf sleeping in thong laying on her tummy
>the ass was fat
>pull out dick
>spit on anus
>line up dick
>"what are you doing"
>"sshhhh"
>Push it in slow balls deep
>datpaingrunt.jpg
>"No"
>start thrusting slowly
>"David I said no"
>thrust hard
>dat scream of pain
>mouth and nose covered with hand so she struggles to breath/scream
>pound the actual fuck out of that ass
>she starts crying and flailing but cant do shit because carpal tunnel in both wrists
>pound harder
>start to smell poo in the air
>pound fucking harder
>cum so hard
>sooo fucking hard
>get up and go to the bathroom to clean my dick
>no shit dick must have been a fart
>return to futon and back to sleep

She cleaned herself up and went back to the futon also but I don't think she got much sleep. I on the other hand fell back asleep to the sweet sound of her quietly crying to herself.

The best part wasn't my dick violating her ass. It was the noises she made during and after her rape. Still gets me hard to think about. She took it like a champ too. Never brought it up and even after weve been broken up for months shes never told anyone.
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>>709882218
>3 days ago
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>>709878482
When I was in sixth grade went to my first unsupervised boy/girl party and played spin the bottle. Hot girl lands on me, she really didn't know me and didn't want to kiss. So I just grabbed her face, kissed her, and that was that. People still talk about it apparently lol especially now shes a lesbian and I get blamed
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Not really what I said, but this bitch kept warning me she had a bad gap reflex before she sucked my cock. I jammed my rod in the back of her throat like 20 times and held that shit there until she choked. Felt gud mane, I knew she could do it like a big girl.
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>>709883854
Pls make a thread, plsssss
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>>709878482
>Fucking girl in wash room
Had bathroom and dryer etc in it
>Have her up against washer
>balls deep
>Shes a slut.
>Literally pounding her
>Slip out
>Shove it back in
>Like SHOVE it back in full force behind me
>She moans out loud
>She's squirming
>"Anon do you know whay hole you're in?"
>Look down
>"I do now."
>Keep going till i'm done fucking her

Then I came on her face, god I miss that slut, she was so cock crazy would suck me off any chance she got.
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>>709897566
Pic of her
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>>709897566
please bro post pic
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>>709878482
>gf mad at me
>super pissed
>dont even remember what about
>she puffs off to her room
>walk in
>she tells me to get out
>grab her and throw her on the bed
>she tries to fight me off
>end up holding her face down on the bed while I strip her pants off
>she's kicking and screaming at me to stop
>tell her to shut up
>spread her ass cheeks apart, she's still trying to pull away
>work my dick into her pussy, thrust all the way in
>lay forward and put my weight down on her to hold to still
>start fucking her
>she's completely quiet for the first 5 minutes or so
>stand back up, grab her hips, start really working her over
>reach a hand around and start rubbing her clit
>she starts to curl her toes and lift her feet off the ground
>starts squeaking with her face buried in the mattress
>pound 100% force for about 30 seconds and cum balls deep while she arches her back and moans while trying to keep her mouth closed, but fails
>pull out, shoot two more spurts on her back
>grab her head and pull her face to my dick
>"Clean it."
>she obeys
>put my pants back on, go back in the living room and sit down to watch tv
>she comes in after a few minutes and sits down next to me and lays her head on my chest
>doesn't bring up what we were fighting about again

looking back that could have gone a lot worse, but I knew that deep down she was a submissive bitch
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Ass raped my Wife a couple times. Felt amazing.
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>>709898100
Rapist
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>>709898100
LEt's see her
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>>709898100
Fuckin savage bro! Good shit.
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>>709898405
I don't really want to go find her FB to get pics, we broke up in 2010.

But she wasn't really hot. like a 7/10 body with a 4/10 face. The thing I liked most about her was that she was 5'1 and weighed about 95lbs, almost flat chest. Basically body of a 12-13yo if you ignored the face, and I'm into that because I'm a sick fuck.
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>>709897996
>>709898054
I lost touch with her fucking years ago boys, she's nothing amazing too look at anyways, had the ass of a fucking god though, god damn do I miss her xD
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>>709878482
>in bed asleep with gf and her female friend comes into the room and squeezes in bed beside me and we start groping and rubbing.
>gf wakes up as I start to ease her off the bed into the floor and she is startled and upset when she sees what her friend and I are doing
>tell her to shut up and leave the room if she has a problem and she does
>fuck her friend and can hear gf crying in the other room
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>>709898983
Lmfao, savage
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Told a girl she had really soft hands. She melted and pushed her body up against mine and made me keep saying it.
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>>709878482
I fuck my girlfriend daily.
She calls me Master and is completely addicted to my cock.
Soon I'm gonna make her crave pussy so I can fuck multiple women.

Women are completely malleable, shit is cash.
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>>709879695
>>709879769
>Didn't even talk
>Never talked to her again
Pick one
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I was talking to a girl and she was saying that she had like a 40% chance of getting In to this college, I told her there was a 100% chance of me getting In to her. And I did
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>>709899312
her friend was stunningly beautiful and wanted to get my dick in her and not going to let this chance slide. To add insult to injury the friend slept with me the remainder of the night and neither of us went to check on the gf but next morning she was curled up beside the door so heard every grunt, slurp and ball slap.
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