Melbourne now has a club that is specifically for underage kids.
Pretty cool, right?
>>709864516
That creepy guy saying "activate it" into his phone has to be in his thirties
>>709864516
My lamp is flickering, was it because I came on it?
>>709864701
lmfao
>>709864516
How's it called?
>>709864516
does that mean I'm not allowed to go?
Ok, now how to look 14 again?
I wish they had this when I was a kid
>>709864516
who let the niggers in ?
>>709864841
Looks like it's just called Melbourne Underage. They seem to be having a concert tour right now.
Looks like it closes at 10PM though, wouldn't want the kids staying up till past their bed time. Unless that timer is for the free "drinks" they offer.
>>709865053
They hired a jew for a bouncer.
Pedo paradise finest
Here's another picture of this cool kid.
Don't know what's going on behind him.
>>709865053
niggers dont exist in australia
>>709865419
I wish that was true
GOTTA GET KIDS DRINKING YOUNGER
BIKIES OWN THE PUBS AND THE DRUGS
I don't get the obsession with Stussy that teenagers in Melbourne have.
Do Americans wear a lot of Stussy brand clothing? Is it even a thing in the US?
>>709865367
is that a girl or a boy?
either way ugly as fuck
>>709864516
i too am in the vce discussionspace group
>>709865419
These things are worse than niggers.
>>709865659
U fucking cis gender. Xe is called "gender fluid"
>>709864516
If this is a permanent establishment, I'll now know where to go to bash the little shits.
Minor Clubs used to be a pretty popular things in the early 90s and before, but then people like /b/ regulars ruined them
>>709865777
Sorry, I only inform rapists.
Some of the girls don't look as underage as the guys do.
>>709865843
These bitches are like 25 lmao
>>709865833
Little bastards. Thinking that they're cool because they're going to some shitty place that doesn't sell booze. Poor security guards that work there. They must be little more than overpaid babysitters.
>>709865625
I think its a retro thing, stussy was big in 92-94
This guy must browse /terrorcore/ threads on effay
>>709865772
I don't want to drink its gender m8
>>709865777
I think it is. Melbourne Underage says they're holding monthly parties for the underage kids. Looks like it's always going to be at Wah Wah Lounge.
>>709865762
U stole their land. No wonder they being shitty than afro niggurs
>>709865999
Nice trips.
>>709865942
Fucking bitches trying to be hardcore
The black kid looks like he's about to start crying, probably because big boy Rex to his right is looking for some negro dick tonight.
>>709864516
glasgow has had these for about 20 years
>>709865762
those things aren't even human
>>709865919
Wouldn't be surprised if they have to get a blue card.
You could sneak some drugs in there and ruin the place while making bank. Two birds.
>>709865625
Looks like a bunch of Stussys to me
And here comes the YCDub clan. Anons from Melbourne have probably heard of these Apex rivals.
>>709866148
Fuck yeah! Great idea.
>>709865367
Son?
>>709866236
>>709866076
It's not stealing if we conquer it fairly faggot. Our army was bigger and smarter. Survival of the fittest you cuck; the aussie spirit.
>>709866121
all that needs is a Brazzers logo
>>709866236
A quick drive by would sort these cunts out.
>>709866076
If they didn't do anything useful with the land for 40,000 years then it's their fault that a better civilization came and made proper use of it.
>>709865843
But females in Australia are hard to have sex with anyway, since they get lobster spiders installed in their vaginas after their first period.
>>709866236
Just goes to show how much shit has been let into Australia
>>709866299
Totally agree with this
Jesus Christ, I feel bad for this guy
>>709866236
hahahha that fucking unibrow
Hold up hold up, let me just set this up for the pic
>>709866481
Has he not heard of an eyebrow plucker, or is that regarded as attractive among his peoples?
There we go
>>709866472
Nah they're just as fugly as each other. They're a great match.
>>709866121
that's called a shit sandwich
>>709866481
>>709866552
He doesn't fuck around
>>709866543
>>709866557
>that blonde face
fist time where i have seen a white kid who is uglier than the brown kids..
See you at the VCE discussion space mate
>>709866663
Thought he was a mushroom for a second.
close enough
This guy can't be underage
>>709866671
How're your exams going fam
This is just weird
>>709866663
>>709866700
Uglier version nf Shia LeBeouf.
you could have just called it cringe thread and nothing would change
>>709866543
>>709866557
What a fag.
>>709866726
Probably a producer or venue owner or some other hippy shit.
>yeah bro I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy so I'm 22 but I can totally chill here. I'm not a pedophile relax. I swear.
>>709866726
I had more facial hair than him when I was 15yo
>>709866831
is that her dad or what?
>>709866472
that kid on the right is worse
>>709866831
>/mu/
They are truly everywhere
You know where this is headed.
Take note of the tag in the post
>>709866957
whats /mu/?
>>709864516
There have been teen clubs in the USA for a while. It keeps them off the streets and out of adult clubs. Can't believe Australia just picked up on this. Safer to asume OP is a fag. OP must be fucking 12 or a shut in that's never been outside after 10pm in his life. Lameass thread.
>>709867047
r u serious?
this just looks like a place to raise faggots from an even younger age. everyone in these pics has an extremely punchable face.
>>709867189
its just kids mate
calm down you autismo
>>709865762
True fact. Aborigines have more neanderthal DNA than any other race. Google it if you don't believe me. It's something like 8% from what I recall.
Why even bother leaving the house?
>>709864516
>>709866121
What's with all the negros?
>>709867344
holy shit huge tits on the gal with the skincolor top
>>709867165
yes. whats /mu/?
>>709867368
Hardly anyone drinks Foster's in Australia anyway.
>>709867283
the effects this shit has on society are pretty awful though.
>>709867467
>clubbing
>effects society
alright mate keep smoking w/e ur smoking
>>709867118
Generally our kids have always just threw parties in their houses with booze after a "cool dad" either buys it for them or they ask random guys at the bottle-o to buy it. No kid back in my day (~10 years ago) would be seen in some faggy teen dance club.
>>709867401
And age of consent down there is 16. Just saying
>>709867047
/mu ?
>>709867401
Yeah, some of these girls are pretty...developed
>>709867344
that one fat girl who seems to have forgotten shes fat because she guards the pussies of her sexy friends
Mr. Terrorcore back at it again with the gloves, this guy's about to handle some fragile stuff
>>709867600
i mean if you're that fat dont wear clothes that hug your rolls
>>709867389
Unfortunately Australia is starting to get infested by them like all western countries
Are Aussies ugly or what. These kids would all get the shit kicked out of them at the schools I went to just for their looks
>>709867536
You mean to say that I've been wasting my time hitting on 18 year old's when I could of been going two years younger
>>709865367
Do you think he's already got a blowjob or maybe more?
>>709867636
Nah, with his skin colour and those gloves, he should be serving those of the superior race gin and tonic.
>>709867736
In Ausfalia, yes.
>>709867566
These pictures seem to be of paid girls sitting on the laps of patrons (generally acting like whores) I'm assuming op is the club's promoter. Gday m8o.
>>709867703
No, these kids are a special kind of Australian called a "Melbournite".
>>709867566
that was about that average breast size for girls when I was in high school (the later years)
>>709867047
>>709867434
Another anon here.
Are you really that dumb?
>>709867770
Thot's on this???
>>709866299
>It's not stealing if you make it easy
wat
>>709865843
What a pair of ugly ass bitches
>>709865419
Apex
>>709867770
ANYONE????
>>709864516
I can't decide whether to go there to fuck em or shoot em up
>>709867849
it's Ape-X get it right mate.
>>709867770
No fucking way mate, I'd never stoop so low as to manage a club for underage kids
>>709867770
AMIRITE or whut?
>>709867849
Apes is a better name for them
>>709867811
We fought for it fucker.
It wasn't much of a fight, but we won it fair and square. Those fuckin abbos did much worse to each other.
>>709867804
why doesnt anyone explain?
>>709867916
Then explain how you have these pictures?
>>709866121
This pic is so hilarious. Nigger looks like 30yo while the kid next to him got teen-moustaches
>>709867990
It's on their facebook, all 550 of them.
I posted a picture of their page here >>709865216
I'm posting it here to have a laugh at these fuckwits with you guys
>>709867964
It's the music board on this website dipshit
>>709867916
>Underage club for kids gets popular
>Teen girls willing to suck your dick to get in
Seems like a good place to work
This is literally the gayest shit I've ever heard of.
>>709866121
is that nigger about t o cry???
>>709867964
Because you're obviously an underage faggot that shouldn't even be on /b/
Go to 9gag or youtube or something.
Also: There is a hint to the answer of your question in this post. You might get your brain to work now.
>>709867916
OP IDENTIFIED AS THE CLUB'S PROMOTER ABANDON THREAD
>>709868093
THIS.
It's a good thing they got ATMs at the join in case they have to use daddy's bank card to pay for their cups of cola
>>709868093
why would kids be on here? there's an 18+ thing you have to click to get in here.
>>709868109
whoops, forgot pic
This kid can really stretch his neck out
>>709868093
OP IS THE CLUB'S PROMOTER ABANDON THREAD. OP IS SHILLING HIS DISGUSTING LITTLE PEDO BROTHEL. fuck you op you fucking jew
>>709867963
so "you" fight and steal the land?
>>709866543
>cringe
>>709866557
The face of a kid who will never get laid
>>709868125
And what follows kids? That's right. /b/tards
>>709868125
Kids want sex, /b/ wants to sex kids, so a+b=$$$.
>>709868205
Jesus christ that neck
What the fuck is this guy doing? Who takes off their pants in the middle of a club?
>>709866663
What is the deal with stussy?
That hasnt been worn since the 90s
>>709868213
welcome to war faggot, we take because we can
They weren't kidding about possibly casting a black guy as Spiderman
>>709868252
OP IS SHILLING HIS DISGUSTING LITTLE PEDO BROTHEL op you fucking jewish nigger. Also fuck abos and Australia backwRds inbred British trash colony
In any other Western country that place would get busted by the anti-pedo police. Australia is a fucking mess.
>>709868279
That's when the bouncers throw them out of the venue and call his mommy to pick him up and ground him when he gets home.
>>709868279
What a bunch of shit people. Sure this is Australia ?
Is it okay to be this much of a manlet at this age?
I fuckin hate Australians so much. Die Aussie scum
>>709868394
Unfortunately
>>709868452
Come over here and make us you foreign cunt. We'll send our weakest guy to smash ya so he can win his first fight. Put you in a fucking coma he will.
>>709868550
This
>>709867849
gaypex
Fuck Melbourne does some gay ass shit
>>709868452
spot the kiwi
>this thread
My sides.
>>709868612
LOL
>>709868299
Not the other anon here but...man you are dumber than a pile of shit.
You taking something by force it nothing to be proud of. It's even worse than stealing.
Please, i beg you, go to someone on the streets today, where everyone can see it, bust his nose and break his bones and then take his wallet and phone.
And then i pleade you to say at court, that you didn't steal anything from him because you were "bigger and smarter. Survival of the fittest".
Btw. i wish for a groupo of smart and strong robbers to take your car from you, after they beat you out of it. And don't you dare to protest this! They would have fought for it!
The names Fatty McGee
It's...nothin' personnel kid
>>709868452
>>709868550
>>709868596
American here, yeah im going to have to say a teenage Aussie will probly wreck an adult american on average. Its sad but its true
>>709868299
So if someone tells you stole the abbos lands you can't say that is not true
>>709868744
I wonder how much money the club gets from all of this...
This black guy really wants to cry his eyes out
>>709868815
They charge $5 for entry, according to their facebook page. So a decent amount I'd say
>>709868815
>alot of wadded up ones, and dirty change found on the street
I bet that place smells fun with all the sweaty kids
>>709868778
History is written by the victor and most coons can't read
Fuck yea this thread, my jimmies are super wet and sticky, gon be crusty in the morning.
Daaamn fine fagsss, siiiick broz
>>709865367
He needs a haircut, otherwise very fuckable
Is this guy trying to re-enact Bowie's Heroes album cover?
>>709868867
Yeah it looks like he was dragged in just so that his friends could say that they're cool because they have a black guy in the group.
>>709868738
If he was smarter he wouldn't mug the guy in the middle of the street. You would give the guy diseases to weaken him and than rub the guy's house once he's to weak to do anything about it.
>>709865843
Kek, those eyebrows make her look like Ratchet from Ratchet & Clank.
>>709864516
Well we have had that in dk since the 80's, so I'm not impressed or ophauled
>>709868461
When the pingas start to kick in
Lord forgive me for this underage dick I am about to receive
>>709866236
Far right has got a pretty neat Tito Dick cosplay going on
>>709868949
the kid sitting down is wondering whether his autism is showing
>>709866557
Is that the universal sign for being gay?
>>709864516
hahahahaha, what the fuck is this ?!
>>709869013
He was talking about war and taking a land from a large group of people. And he is saying that this i okay, because they 'fought for it' and were 'bigger and smarter'.
You can't take a sneaky-scenario where no-one will witness it as not-war-comparison to that.
As a person who has been to a club tour like this, people only go there to get on pingas and try to pick up little slutty 13-year-olds
>>709868738
fucking listen to you.
The world was built on taking land, Americans took it from the Indians. The Romans took ALOT of land.
Even Egypt was taken by the British for a bit.
Educate yourself you dumb nigger. Getting all mad at Aussies taking Abo's land is just ignorant of history. Goddam piece of shit
teens are disgusting.also how come half of the dudes don't know how to wear proper sized tshirt
Well, that's all for the most retarded looking pictures from the album. You can look through the other 500 or so pictures of underage children high on redbull on their facebook page.
This girl really likes having little boys sucking on her.
>>709869266
I just keep imagining them all saying "good day mate" to each other.
>>709868461
One eye on the skies One eye on the prize
>>709868738
Hey, those who colonised those shitholes made progress. Us white guys invented things, while niggers in Africa were busy throwing spears at each other. White is right and the more we spread and take over, the better the world will be.
>>709869393
Harambe and Ratchet together
>>709869401
Bonza.
>>709864516
Had one of these in the UK near me like a year ago, no idea what it's called. Flopped tho.
>>709868738
gook/10
how about you fuck off back to your overpopulated shit hole like the dirty shitskin cockroach you are?
abbos use all the perks of being a white society but arent happy with the negatives. until they relinquish all white inventions and technology they can fuck off back to the desert and doing cave paintings in their own shit.
What's wrong with their faces? Does everyone in Ausfailia look like that?
>>709869495
Really, not even with all the girls dressing like hookers
>>709869546
Nah. Just the wannabes.
>>709864516
>Melbourne
>cool
pick one
>>709869495
That shithole must've been the biggest chav shithole
>>709869546
>inbreeding
Only like 5 original white people
>>709869546
Well it's the land of degenerates after all.
>>709869380
So that they can "grow into it"
>>709869401
I can guarantee you that this conversation has been said at least once:
>"This party's fucken lit aye"
>"Fuck yee cunt. You got any pingaz on you?"
>"Nah mate, me mum found the pingaz oi got frem Dave lahst week"
>"Ah fuck mate what a bitch aye"
>"True cuzzy"
>"Anyway did ya do the homework Miss Johnson gave us lahst week?
>>709867467
Just because you never had any friends to go to the club with doesn't mean you should hate on it.
>>709869583
Maybe i should look at my sentences before i post
>>709868867
would still bang
>>709867703
yeah theyre ugly as fuck
>>709869495
Squash club, dewsbury.
Frontier batley
And like 10 more in surrounding areas of West Yorkshire
Shit was like underage pussy central.
When I was also underage.
Was all panda pops, pom bears and curly wurlys.
>>709869645
Totally
>>709869393
1/10
>>709869778
>drawned
fucking retard
>>709869645
>>709869645
kek lost it at cuzzy
dont forget the young leb kids saying
>"oi nah its fuckin mad hectic tonight bro"
>be me
>from melbourne
>ecstatic to see ice will do it's job
>jails will be at maximum capacity for generations to come
>>709869542
We even gave them the worlds largest fucking sandpit, they get free fucking money and housing, and they're still whinging and indirectly killing themselves.
It's like men who like to be cucked; evolution has selected the superior race and the inferior race unwittingly wants to die out. Evolution is a complicated beast.
>>709869778
Is that 1 point each
Or half point and 1 is total.
>>709869328
>>709869435
And then i listen to you. A kid or an uneducated swine that can't even talk without cussing.
Here's a hint for you: Cussing won't make your statements anymore right.
Also learn to read sometime. You might have noticed, that i did not talk about aussies and abos. I talked about it in general.
God, sometimes i ask myself, why i even post here. It's like...people like you just WANT to be dumb. I don't understand it.
Im sure you will get far in live with this...
>>709864516
i want to punch the faggot kid on the right so bad
>>709868633
sauvage
>>709869645
kek
im from perth and i hear juvies saying this shit all the time
>>709869542
im a german. And you might have the education worthy of an abo-tribe, from what i can see here.
>>709869778
That arm hair is nasty damn
>>709869645
Australians don't say 'fucken lit'. Saying that something is lit is nigger talk from America
>>709869964
Us too fam
Us too
>>709870019
Never talked to a kiwi before?
>>709870020
Is that Webster Hubbell's daughter?
>>709870019
Yes they do
And why the fuck are they all giving the finger?
>>709869328
bu....but other people did it too!
How old are you? You sound like you would fit in this underage-club pretty well
>>709865843
Why do these fat cunts think it's appropriate to wear this shit in public? Fat sluts are the worst for showing of their fat disgusting bodies that no one wants to see.
>>709870106
It's the cool thing to do these days.
>>709867566
Why is everyone in Australia so fucking ugly?
>>709865625
Americans only wear sports clothing. Even though they dont practice any.
>>709868321
Kek
>>709865942
He doesnt get kicked out wearing that?
>>709866604
What the fuck are these?
>>709867566
how did that retarded faced little faggot get that bitch to even let him touch her
>>709870365
Sweeds
>>709868744
>>709868810
Holy Fucking Kek
>>709870100
The fuck should I know?
>>709864516
So wtf is a Melbourne??
>>709868205
oh my
that stache
>>709865942
>Straya
>Home to the Kiwi dole bludger tree lopper
my 15 yr old sister is there right now lmaoooo
>>709868401
>this age
>has a little moustache
>>709867636
Handle stuff? Niggas about to throw down a Kamehameha!!! Run!
>>709864516
I wish I had some zyklon b to drop into that place.
>>709870279
because theyre picking the ugliest cunts out of 500+ photos and posting them you tard
>>709870463
Cuck
>>709870463
Make sure she doesn't get fucken raped mate.
>>709870463
Post pics or gtfo
Those are the rules on /b/. Dont get mad, I didnt make them
>>709870581
Lol, thats definitely his sister on the right
>>709865843
>bunch of neck beards calling these hoes ugly
What a bunch of faggots. Both these girls can get fucked by me. Tits and ass on right and left is probably just a straight whore.
>>709865367
that kid freaks me out even more than the one from aerials music video
>>709870538
Fuck off crocodile dundee you cunt.
>>709870581
>That double hover arm
>>709870520
Sell some cyanide pills as "totally legal" party drugs. Make a fancy container for them and everything.
>>709870642
>Found the ugly mid 20's neckbeard virgin
>>709870463
Is she one of the ugly cunts ITT? I wouldn't be admitting to it bro.
this fucking thread, my sides are in orbit
post more of those blonde girls matey
>>709870106
I don't know any white Aussie kids that say 'lit'. But I see my American nigger followers on insty in last couple of years saying this is lit or that is lit. Didn't understand what the fuck they were talking about at first.
>>709870463
What the fuck? Go get her you fuckin oblivious idiot, obviously she's cheating on you.
>>709868867
Girl on the right already getting hickies on her titties, you know she does anal
>>709870429
Ever heard of Google?
>>709870838
These?
shoutout to VCE Discussion Space
>>709866557
>Triforce
>>709871019
Amy Schumer and Ratchet
>>709871019
would smash
>>709871019
yes mate these 2
>>709870581
That guy is pretty alpha by melbourne standards.
>>709866557
I guess newfags CAN triforce after all...
>>709866543
blondie's pretty cute
>>709871085
*discount amy schumer
*ratchet as fuck
>>709871196
She doesn't seem too happy about getting cucked
>>709871258
>real wife material
fuck - marry - kill
>>709871258
did i miss a new "Stussy" trend going on or am i just getting old?
>>709871295
Look at those fat rolls. How can you be comfortable being like this in public?
>>709871258
Ratchet is looking pretty cool in this one
>>709871258
>>709871295
fuck me
shes bathed in fake tan
![Kony2_wide-5827fc28b91891bf8a9577fc92b7f2781c9840cc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TjmpBNH.jpg "Kony2_wide-5827fc28b91891bf8a9577fc92b7f2781c9840cc[1].jpg")
>>709868279
Guys, did we just found KONY 2012?
Used to work at Wah not too long ago (got fired after punch on with manager)
Staff would sell kids that go to this type of shit mints and claim they were pingers lmao they made so much cash
Anyway one of the workers got busted with a 15 year old but got off because father was a close mate of a former sergeant
Hated working these things because even though they were underage shit was still greasy
>>709871258
I hate fake tans so much. Why fake being an outside girl when you don't go outside?
>>709866557
That's an impressive faggot-jutsu.
>>709870164
I absolutely agree my man.
Why are all of these people so ugly?
>>709871395
Pics of 15yr old?
>>709870164
no one wants to see your ugly mug yet you walk around in public
Looks like old Schumer got lucky in the end though
>>709871438
Damn, I'm a pedophile but I would never touch that ugly bitch. Why those kids have such ugly skin?
>>709870744
You're telling me you wouldn't fuck these two?>>709871019
Seeing left now I'd pass but I'd pipe right
>>709871541
Settle down bitch, no one forced you to expose your fat fucking body to the world. Have some modesty you fat slut.
WTF AUSTRALIA
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN??
>>709871554
With Russel Brand
>>709871495
nah mate never saw her
>>709865367
what a punchable face. i hope he get killed soon
>>709871606
What are you talking about you ugly faggot?
I'm a guy you absolute autist
>>709867566
Dump more of her also >>709867344
Big tits please
>>709871698
Sure you are you fucking beached whale. Why take it so personally then you goodyear blimp?
I think this guy likes Adidas
I would fuck all those lil hotties. Even the fatter ones
>>709871775
calm down mate i know i hit a nerve calling you an ugly mug
simmer down lad
Thread's gonna die soon.
Should I make another one?
>>709871613
The internet happened m8. It turned our kids into faggots.
>>709868279
Never skip leg day.
This mofo tryna be Zyzz.
>>709864516
it'll get closed down after a few kids get caught doing drugs and or fucking in the bathroom. they always do.
>>709871782
action on right side kek
>>709871861
Yes and post more of her
>>709871861
YES FUCKING PLEASE
>>709866472
What do you mean? He has a chick and doesn't even hoverhand. This guy is a master in his field.
Scoring a chick while being this ugly is something to admire, bro.
>>709865625
are all aussies that ugly?
>>709871861
yes mate
if theres more of those 2 blondies
something about the one with the big nose makes me diamonds mate
>>709871845
k m8
>>709871782
i think this 30yo guy likes to grope her teen ass while she grinds her friend and doesn't want to be creeped by the photographer
>>709871861
no cunt spare us
>>709871605
Not everyone just wants to fuck whatever they can get their hands on you know
New thread >>709871944
>>709871932
That chick took pictures with everyone mate, he probs begged her for a photo.
>>709871932
>Ugly lonely fat beta detected
>>709871980
alright mate
stay mad af fam
>>709871782
he is the niggest
>>709872006
You should see a doctor
>>709872038
Just go back newfag.
Maybe lurk more before you post and show your faggotry
and this nip slip?
>>709872145
lel
keep crying bitch boi
>>709871932
I don't think he's actually terribly ugly. Well. I mean, he is a bit, but it's a potentially intimidating type of ugly, and I can guarantee he'd look better with his chin up.
Glow stick shit makes him look like a fag, but he's still a kid and he's pretty alpha, considered.
>>709872190
it's a mole
>>709871782
Is it rachet on the right
wtf is the with the stussy gear?
I thought that shit died out back when i wore it in the 90s
>>709872241
This gay has all the comebacks.
>>709872108
Doctor pls help me I don't want to stick my dick in this hideous creature what should I do
>>709872278
Yep
>>709872312
Yes it died out because YOU started wearing it, KEK.
Stussy and adidas for days.. You sure this club isn't in Poland or some Slovak shithole?
>>709871861
hyfr
>>709872428
Probably America that's why the kids are so fat and ugly
>>709872507
this is definitely australia
>>709872507
>eurotrash found
>>709870500
Lost.
grow up!
>>709864516
105 Lonsdale street, Melbourne, Australia
