be gay
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be gay
yiff in hell furfags
no wait, yiff in my butt please.
Is sticking my dick in another mans butt gay enough?
be cute
>>709860553
Be a God
>>709860597
What if I add in cream pie and spooning after.
Is that gay enough now?
>>709860580
there's only 1 faker
Everyone else is bound to hate this but i think it's pretty cool
>>709860689
that's pretty damn gay
why do you faggots never agree to yiff in my butt?
Be swole.
>>709860694
But Kkoma
>>709860812
you're just anon
>>709860888
anons have the best butts. it's a fact.
>>709860300
I've only made noodles once in my life. I have however made very many flour tortillas and corn tortillas.
>>709860820
I'm slowly getting there
>>709860838
maybe there's 7 gods then
>>709861054
how did they end up tasting?
>>709861120
as am i, the key is to do it consistently.
>>709861255
I'll finally have my pull up bar up tommorow
>>709861120
Tortillas are always good. The difficult part is making flour tortillas flat/thin enough AND big enough to make a burrito out of. Flour dough is just very glutinous, it doesn't flatten. I had a similar problem with the ramen.
Corn tortillas are super easy though, I recommend everyone make some.
>>709861120
Blank's not a god in any universe
>>709860409
kiLl
YourSelVeZ
>>709861344
how hard were they to make?
>>709861407
ok, maybe only 6.
the finals were a pretty good watch
>>709861336
oh you swapped it around already?
>>709861407
i didn;t know you believed in ghosts.
lol
>>709861629
yeah, cause families visiting they're helping my change the door frame so that I can use the pullup bar on it
>>709861593
Last game was pretty bad. Game 3 was so good.
>>709861629
I don't
totally straight question,
which of you guys wants to sit on my thick cock and snuggle afterwards?
>>709861812
Me! so much
>>709861770
the only game I thought was really bad was game 2. samsung just rolled over and gave up in that one. all the others were exciting to watch
>>709861593
Flour tortillas took effort, corn tortillas took next to no effort at all.
You have to use a rolling pin on the flour tortillas.
>>709861870
no homo, but im going to bang your ass, and probably hold you while we fall asleep.
>>709861971
I want you to pin me down and put your full weight on me
>>709861761
oh good, so i take it they didn't find the chance in the lamp shade then.
>>709861770
then why you believe in god?
>>709861879
Blank's career is done after game 4 though
>>709862102
I don't
>>709862101
maybe a little homo, but ill be sure to nibble your ear while i breed you
>>709862102
nope. it's hidden too well for them to find it :3
>>709862138
IDK, he played pretty good for the rest of the season
So what do you guys like to cook? I like to barbecue grill meats.
>>709862216
just leave it in and lie on me for a minute
>>709862400
you can pretend it's a big poopoo stuck in your butt <3
>>709862400
pretty homo, you sound cute. maybe ill make breakfast.
>>709862437
dude
>>709862313
Blank was consistently the weakest player on skt. Almost all the losses skt had in the regular season could be attributed to poor support jungle synergy, or just poor communication between jungler and laners in general
>>709862532
anal
>>709862600
lmao
>>709862558
but that still means he was the worst player of the worlds best team
Submaline
>>709862685
But to be the consistent weak spot for the team does not bode well.
>>709862437
>>709862437
or your knot
>>709862522
still not homo yet. unless maybe you want to spend the day together and fuck a few more times. Probably if you took me out on a date. that would probably be homo
I'm gonna head to sleep. night all
>>709862806
no, it doesn't
>>709862998
nite Jeff
>>709862955
Can I be the bottom to your bottom?
Or do we compete for who gets to sit on his dick and the loser gets locked in chastity for the night?
>>709862955
very homo: yeah, we can get some coffee, suck eachother off a few times and maybe you can show me your dildoes after we spend the day making out and cuddling.
>>709862998
It absolutely does. SKT struggles to win games when Blank plays. They looked shaky in the regular season when the meta favored Blank over Benji, they looked shaky in groups until they subbed Benji back in, and they looked completely lost in game 4.
>>709863197
I meant that as in agreement with you
>>709860409
No u
>>709863103
double gay, we can just have a 3 way where my balls slap his and his slap yours each time i thrust.
>>709863103
we could just take turns
>>709863150
how did you know I had dildos!
>>709863338
exxxtra gay, cute guys always have dildoes. lets fuck and ill pick a favorite dildo.
>>709863259
Totally thought you were defending blank.
I have a feeling Bengi is about to retire though
>>709863451
>cute guys always have dildoes
>I don't have dildoes
>cute guys always have dildoes
;_;
>>709863338
Because it would be fun to compete for the main prize!
In reality, though, I've always wanted to be the lowest in a poly relationship. Service the dick of the bottom.
>>709863451
Oh I know which one you'llprobably choose. I'll have to make sure I prep myself before you come over
>>709863551
aww, we will just have to get you some. 2qt to not own a dildo.
>>709863568
oh? you have a kik? you should show me
>>709863555
I've always wanted to be in a group relationship of equals.
>>709863603
But real dicks are more fun than dildos.
>>709863551
What if you have two dildos and two penetrables? Doe's it equal out to zero?
>>709863699
real dicks are much better, but sometimes you dont have access to one...
>>709863720
it just means you have 4 toys
>>709863920
kik is for retards
if you use a phone, you're a retard
>>709863881
But do I count as cute? If cute boys always have dildos, penetrables have to take away from that right?
>>709863942
ouch, but what if it doesnt have service?
>>709863699
That'd be fun too. I still think that two subs to one Dom is hottest configuration.
>>709864010
maybe i overgeneralized. you can be cute and have 0 toys.
>>709864058
then you should be using a computer instead of a phone, regardless of whether it has service or not
>>709864122
>tfw computer is toast
i know...
>>709864058
Poor retards
>>709864117
Phew
>>709864164
sell phone
build computer
????
profit
>>709864208
phones old af, but im saving up to get a pc thats worth using.
>>709864208
What, like 5 raspberries 5's?
>>709864300
building a computer cost 600 USD
some super-retards have 800 USD phones
>>709864355
I've seen pics of this character with a small penor, are those from the artist or edits?
Super cute either way.
I will never share the full lewdness
>>709864373
i bought it from a friend for 100, and had a pc at the time. :c
>>709864433
idk. I'd like to see those too . All I have are massive dicks
better than tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city on http://de0880.de/1176
>>709864493
What happened to your computer? I'd not survive without one.
that okay
>>709864561
fuck people
>>709864540
its a long story, but my ex trashed my place, keyed my car, broke my computer, my tv, my ps3, and alot of my plates and stuff. :/
>>709864659
People are kinda important. I like some people.
>>709864661
Couldn't get any money in court? I don't know how things like this work.
>>709864865
its complicated, but no. i called the cops and she never got into trouble. Thats why i only date guys now. sorry for being retarded.
>>709864988
Interesting. I would never stop being bisexual.
>>709865044
females always seem to bring me trouble, whereas boys have only broken my heart.
what lonely pup would like a home tonight? c:
>>709865433
Alone is only lonely if you want it to be.
>>709865142
:(
>>709860730
Nope, loved it.
>>709865565
:( is right... ima go.
>>709865433
I dun wanna be a pup...
I'd go with deer or bat.
Can still put your dick inside me though!
;3
>>709865831
Bye anon. feel better
better than tinder! plenty of really horny sluts of your city on http://de0880.de/1176
>>709865838
Deerbois are adorable ;;
More like this, fags.
gonna sleep
>>709869055
Nini. I wish you were here to put it in my butt!
