New Zealand Thread, Halloween edition
Why are IDs even gone?
Evening family. Should probably turn the light on.
>>709854449
Get em out girl, know you wanna!
>>709854051
What did you guys dress up as? What was the best costume you guys saw?
>>709854449
Facebook /Toni0Foster?fref=ts
:)
>>709854873
Yes, we all know who this is.
>>709854873
grats faggot, now we'll get no more tits tonight
Any of u fags in dunners?
>>709855094
8)
do you like girls?
>>709855381
she isnt me soz. posting from snapchat
>>709855438
i approve ;p
>>709855581
thanks friend. heres another for your approval.
>>709855438
See her snaps over the weekend? The Halloween costume was a hit.
>>709855369
Yeah my nigga whats up
>>709855802
yeah shame she kept it on.. though
Rate/what do for moar
Dubs and she'll start taking off her clothes
>>709855887
ayyy fuck all how bout you?
>>709856593
just finishing off reinstalling my Windows install.. not a lot
>>709855755
she really is so pretty *blushes*
>>709856486
Who are you talking about?
>>709856486
For more what?
Also winrar >>709856955
>>709857288
winrar x2
>>709856955
>>709857288
double winrar. Deliver whatever the fuck you were going to deliver. >>709856486
>>709856702
You at uni fam?
>>709854449
What is your position on titty fucking?
>>709857398
Polytech fam
>>709857404
On my back with my hands on each boob.
otherwise, eh. So so.
>>709857550
what're you studying? and how many chop bongs can you rip consecutively?
>>709857926
Bachelor of IT, and none. never tried, never will.
>>709857638
Do you like nipple play?
>>709858093
Yes I do.
>>709857957
strong convictions i see
>>709858165
So, we could make the tit fuck more interesting for you.
>>709858237
Yeah kinda, just dont want to end up like a few of my friends.
Why are ID's even ____?
>>709858325
wheres home for you? my sober friend
>>709858482
Central Otago (alex)
>>709858316
We?
>>709858711
yeah, /nzg/ is going to gangbang you.
>>709858570
whats the most interesting thing about you?
Norwegian in NZ
>>709859221
not going to tell.
>>709859405
you some amidala lookin shlong wallet.
wish you were real
>>709859539
pffft, lying would have been more interesting.
How's the weed situation in NZ? I've been thinking about getting out of the states before the collapse
>>709854449
>Facebook /Toni0Foster?fref=ts
turned that light on yet?
any kiwis here? im gonna kick your ass
>>709859915
Yes.
>>709859682
yeah nah.
>>709859877
its nothing amazing but its a good solid supply of mostly decent weed. unless you get it from source is expensive as fuck though. i stopped smoking because i couldn't be fucked paying and couldn't be fucked growing.
>>709859877
collapse? i assume you mean if Hillary gets into power and fucks the country.
>>709860212
updated pic?
>>709860633
undated?
>>709860375
This country is going down regardless of who's in office.
Any kiwi Jews here? Thinking about making alyiah tbh, means I have to join the IDF though.
>>709860965
I really like this image.
>>709861155
There's a total of about ~6000 jews in New Zealand total, what do you think?
>>709861513
I know, I'm one of them. Just asking.
>>709861603
Just you and me bro.
>>709861603
kiwi jew here. don't join the idf
>>709860744
dated
>>709861789
Because of political reasons or because its a waste of 3 years of my life?
>>709861875
You mean time-stamped?
>>709862058
both
>>709862263
post ass
>>709862263
your g's look like s's
>fassot
>>709862263
nice stamp, still needs the nipps though
>>709862709
They look like music notes
>faot
>>709862848
your emojis have no power here.
>>709863024
What year did you lose your virginity?
>>709863024
aye where u at bb
>>709863129
2008
anybody else follow her on ig? any wins out there
New Zealand is the best. that is coming from an amerifag who spent 3 months there
>>709863024
And this is you about to eat a kbar
>>709863314
Correct
how to get laid without having a gf and not paying for it
>>709854051
Anonnz cucking in
>>709863523
alcohol and ponsonby on a friday.
>>709863024
>>709863314
kbars and chips, where's the sexy going in your mouth
>>709864503
This made about as much sense as a dime.
>>709863558
go clean your self up girl your scaring the kids
>>709863917
stop trying to make this a meme. it will never be a meme.
>>709864901
It's too late, it already is.
>>709863208
>>709865231
>not even naked
Why bother?
>>709863024
What would it take for me to be inside you?
>>709865231
got more?
>>709863024
post moar?
>>709866050
Looks AND personality.
Mainly I'm attracted to smarts and some wicked humor though. Looks
Anyone got Whangarei noots?
>>709866357
No hope for me then, ugly af
>>709866357
I am not ugly and I've made you laugh before. Let's do this.
>>709866439
dont be so hard on yourself /b/ro. you can't be that ugly.
>>709866357
>>709866499
Also I got dubs so you pretty much have to
>>709866209
she has heaps of revealing pics on ig/tumblr. i'm thinking there must be some more out there
>>709866050
ya provided no smarts, no humor and no evidence of looks . yup she deff not gonna let you come inside her, so just cum on those tits instead!
>>709866439
>>709866644
She knows who I am already.
>>709866525
It's more i don't like what i see in the mirror, i guess im average looks wise.
>>709866499
Who are you?
What's going on you fucking weirdos?
>>709866711
a massive faggot
>>709866740
wishing i was somewhere else
>>709866711
While you're checking those dubs you should check my correct spelling and grammar too.
>>709866789
Tell me your woes.
>>709866790
I figured it out after I posted.
>>709866856
Im stuck in my home town for three weeks, and really just want to be anywhere but this niggerville
>>709866857
I figured you would have.
>>709866691
show us
>>709854051
Is there still plenty of pure white male in New Zealand? No homo.
>>709867030
>>709866691
Yeah man, we don't bite
>>709867068
not many, if any
>>709867184
i see what you did there
>>709867164
Speak for yourself. Sometimes biting is appropriate depending on the mood.
>>709867164
dammn.. could you imagine waking up next to these fam?
>>709867278
I don't think she has to imagine it. She does it every morning.
>>709867164
I'm a massive pussy soz lads and lass
>>709867324
Here, reddit is nicer than us. https://www.reddit.com/r/Rateme/
>>709866936
What town dudette?
I'm in Nelson, it's shit.
fucking everything about this country is shit, nothing happens here, it's just a menial existence of day to day living mixed in with random drunken weekends that are "fun".
The most relaxing and simple enjoyment I get is fishing, and NZ doesn't even excel at that.
>>709867324
annnd now her pussy is for sure dried up.
this is why you don't get laid.
confidence = 0.
>inb4 post pic of you then
>>709867324
I actually am pulling a sad face
>>709867470
show lips being pouty/sadface
>>709867380
Other opinions wont change self hatred.
>>709867470
Well now i feel bad.
>>709867324
come on bro, her tits are begging for it
>>709867470
>>709867184
If the chart is true then it's good to know. Love white New Zealand men, they are tall, big and strong. No homo.
>>709867592
You're wrong. We're a social animal. Other peoples opinion 100% effects how we think about ourselves.
>>709867640
Nobody said we were big, tall and strong, just that we are mostly white.
>>709867517
My big lips don't manipulate well.
>>709859877
Really? The 50 bags I remember in NZ were significantly bigger than the 20pound bags in the UK. Some maybe double size. Don't think the weed is any stronger over here either.
>>709867730
>>709867517
>>709867730
you can stick out your bottom lip slightly surely. They're not glued to your teeth
>>709867815
Perfect.
>>709867675
While this is true, i hold this belief as strongly as a religious person holds their faith.
>>709860998
Proper civil war in Umerico
CHCH here
who's heading to the zombie shit at Ferrymead tomorrow night
>>709867815
You keep posting your tits, and, while they are great, you know your lips are your best feature, right?
>>709867823
nice
>>709867823
Old pic but hot stuff
>>709867956
her other lips are better ;)
>>709867823
Love the timestamp.
>>709867815
thats a fat bottom lip, let's see it wrapped around something
latebro here, enjoying the thread tonight.
>>709867956
I know they're my best feature. But I also have grey eyes. So it's a bit of a trifecta
>>709868036
proove it
>>709868121
>and smooth shapely legs
>and curvy booty
Quinfecta
is 4chan being a faggot for everyone else?
>>709868121
those sexy dove lips.
>>709868214
Yeh fam
>>709868214
i thought it might've been on my end bro
>>709868047
You're in luck I have to brush my teeth
>>709868373
Anyone in NZG into BTC?
>>709868373
Q U A D R A N T S
>>709868121
can I see your tongue?
>>709868435
Big Titty Chicks? Yes.
These captchas though
>>709868373
you really should learn to brush ya teeth topless
>>709868594
Made me smirk/10
>>709868661
I reckon, I was just having a good ol time carefully tracing around the plane and the thing timed out on me. Cunts not even appreciative of my human.
I need me a thicc chicc.
>>709868586
That's a weird fetish
>>709868785
i just need someone...
>>709868728
>tfw you used to be able to post without captcha
>tfw it was only mangled words that sometimes spelled funnies
>>709868937
I really like the shade of your hair, and your boobs
>>709868959
I have someone, sorta. I need a thicc chicc though.
>>709868937
kinda yea.. but thank you for obliging, I'm going to have a proper wank over it
>>709869045
Envious bro
>>709868937
can we have a body shot? would love to see some legs.
Wait nz has its own personal cam whore? Wtf nz.
>>709869038
I don't much like my tongue either
>>709869123
Yeah, missalice
>>709869123
yeah but they're not impressive tbh
NZ men are just disgusting animals, anything with tits and a hole is hot enough to derail.
>>709868785
I want this:
http://www.xvideos.com/video23587260/petite_black_teen_creamed
>>709869117
This is from the other night. Cbf getting cold
>>709869178
How the fuck long has this been going on?
>>709868937
got some ass pics for us?
>>709868988
Gah! She eats it so casually!
>>709869252
MissAlice? For years. http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/missalice-1#_tabVideos,videos-best
>>709869209
Idk man, she's pretty. Better than what the Germans on the board have; ie an anon that spams pissing pics.
>>709869285
I'm like 5ft tall, these arms can't reach around that butt. There is a sub par one out there but you're going g to have to ask the lads, i don't have it
>>709867425
Do you know josh baldwin?
G'night fam.
Quercy, keep being yourself and don't change, please.
>>709869347
Maaaaan, I used to ignore the fuck out of these nz threads. I'm going to be popping in more frequently.
>>709868937
Tongue studs? I think they're the wrong colour... they look like bits of food. Metal would be better. Silver or gold with your hair and skin tone, not entirely sure.
>>709869355
What's wrong with that?
>>709869437
Studs are pretty expensive and green is my fave colour. I got plastic to save my teeth but tbh I forget they are there and don't even play with them so I should be safe.
I am wondering if I should put a raro sachet into my coke. I kind of want to know what it is like but I don't want to regret it.
>>709869541
What can go wrong
>>709869242
have you ever puked on a cock
>>709869541
Don't do it uke, get a glass if you're that curious.
>>709869634
lmao i was gonna say is that Uke
>>709869614
No I haven't. Why such a strange question?
>>709869536
Well maybe just not yellow then. Looks cool that there's two in there.
>>709869471
If that's your thing, that's your thing. But a cute Femanon taking requests beats it bar none.
>>709869684
A cute femanon whom you are in a commited relationship with and love bouncing on your dick beats it bar none.
>>709869407
are you really 5ft? every night it gets better and better.
>>709869746
When you'll never know this feel
>>709869677
idk I just like when a girl is sucking a big pecker and gags and pukes everywhere yknow its just one of those things I guess different strokes and all
>>709869407
invest in a mirror
>>709869746
Well, yeah. I mean, but that's not on the table. What is, is a cute Femanon, German pissing, endless creep/fb/furry/cockrate/wwyd/etc threads.
Atm, this beats those.
>>709869408
Hahaha yeah pretty well, why is it you?
>>709869634
Test 1 begins. 100ml of coke to 10mg raro. Results soon.
>>709869904
Nah g but the cunts sleeping two doors down from me
>>709869930
Preliminary results are in. Tastes nice but takes away the fizz. There will be no test 2.
>>709869746
I only take tame requests though.
>>709869788
Yeah well 5ft2 on a good day but the moral of the story is I'm fucking short and crowds suck
>>709869992
You in Waiouru?
or is he/you back in Nelson?
>>709870009
sharpie in pooper
>>709870009
I request a tease. Tits out but nips covered only slightly by fingers, biting lip.
>>709870009
I really want to get with a short girl. I'm like 5'4", hasn't happened yet though, all the girls I get with are taller than me.
>>709869684>>709870009
Linked wrong person
>>709869285
>>709869407
This is the only one she has posted here.
>>709870166
Same, but im like 5"11
>>709870009
fingers down panty tease?
>>709870009
What's your name? I'm new to the nz cam whore party. Didn't even know you guys got down like this. Thought it was just Hobbits and clogs or some shit.
>>709870036
Hmm, if you don't know where he is do you really know him that well? We're in neither Waiouru nor Nelson. Pretty sure he went home the other weekend though.
>>709870247
she goes by Quercy here in these threads/tinychat
>>709870256
I went to school w/ him, lost touch after he joined up.
so by know him 'well' I don't mean best friends or some shit lol.
>>709870247
Her name is Dana Komemes
>>709870209
thanks!
>>709870240
It's you greedy cunts that piss me off. Tall as guys with cute shorties. You can get with tall girls, a bunch of them outright dismiss getting with shorter dudes.
My small man complex often makes me want to pursue tall women for the pride of it, even though I'm not particularly attracted to really tall women.
>>709870301
>>709870319
Gotcha. No way I'm going to remember that. Cheers either way you degenerate nz bastards.
>>709870086
Dreamer
>>709870090
Okay uke
>>709870009
Can we get a shot of your neck and collar bones?
NZ dudes, what's your take on LOTR? Honestly, I feel all hobbits can eat copious dick. Sick of that association with NZ.
>>709870403
>tfw he didn't get it
>>709870470
Perfect. Thank you.
>>709870318
Oh true haha. I kinda go to school with him? We're down in Burnham and Im in his class while we do our trade training. He'll probs go to linton in December and I'll ship up to Auckland. Just seen that yoi were from Nelson and he seems to know everyone there so I thought I'd ask.
I hear there's a lot of loose chicks in Nelson?
>>709870526
What's LOTR and what the fuck is a hobbit?
>>709870403
>>709870319
That's not my name by the way.
>>709870504
Sorry I'm kind of in the darkness
>>709870529
Oooooh, dank memes. I get it.
Reminds me of a knock knock joke my daughter got me with yesterday:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smellmop
Smellmop who?
>>709870660
>Sorry I'm kind of in the dankness
FTFY
>>709870660
>>709870773
I would be concerned if someone was talking to themselves at my door.
>>709870550
You're RNZAMC too?
I was joining up as RNZIR and used to bounce messages back and forth with him over what to train for/expect, didn't matter I fucked up the algebra entry exam and pissed away 6 months training lmao.
Loose chicks in Nelson? Yeah I guess, clubs usually full of 25+ yearolds, some 30 y/os dancing on tables and shit, probably easy to get.
Most of the sluttier ones I know are pregnant, my girls 25 I imported her from the U.S so I don't have a lot of recent knowledge of the local slut banks lol
Tell him Matt said hi.
>>709870660
>>709870805
Have you considered doing any more pussy shots or are you still adamant on nah?
>>709870827
Well, you see, each line break represents a call and response. Sorry, should have made that clear.
>>709870470
do you have a big nose? kinda looks like it here
>>709870805
thats a much better pic to imagine the bulge i'd put down that throat
>>709870926
I don't ask whose there when someone knocks. I can see then through the glass.
>>709870948
No she doesn't. Her nose is cute.
>>709870805
let's see those little chubby feetsies
>>709870504
No I don't. It's just a nose, I thought my nose looked big in pics too actually lmao.
This is probably my favourite of yours Q.
>>709871127
this is art
>>709870991
But that's not how knock knock jokes work. Are knock knock jokes not a thing in nz?
>>709871147
wtf it looks so big and bulbous here too maybe it's just the straight on shots
>>709870901
I'm RNZN fella. But all us medics train under one roof. Gutz about your testing though, the algebra parts can be pretty hard for infantry too, they're not the brightest lot.
US import eh? Cost much? I was thinking about getting a Canadian model myself, but not a fan of the apologising every 5 minutes.
I'll let him know.
>>709870827
>>709870991
was it autism?
>>709871287
knock knock you out gee giz uz a durry
>>709871127
>replied to the wrong anon again girlie
>>709871288
Pretty sure it's just angles.
>>709867470
post soles
>>709871342
Holy shit this is a major culture shock. First active pretty Femanons, now no knock knock jokes. Your country is weird and it makes me uncomfortable.
>>709871313
I went in for a bunch of Intelligence trades (ironic rite?) but I did so bad I didn't qualify for "any of the army trades", try keeping the gun out your mouth after hearing that lol, still wondering if its worth trying again, but you're only allowed two shots at it, decisions huh.
I'd fucking love a Canadian girl, they're friendly as fuck, had some good yarns with a midly hefty one at a bar once, she was a bit quiet and awkward, shy as fuck, led to a dead convo and no wet peen but if they're all as nice as her you're good to go.
>>709871342
fucking kek
>>709871288
Yeah I think it's the way the light hits the bridge.
Pic unintentionally related lmao
One question I have for the kiwis... Why do you move to Australia and try and drive in to our brains how great a country New Zealand is? Go home?
>>709871647
I have a side-ish on shot of you in the bath but it's full face, so I won't post it. Plus the tc caps from when you were sick but I won't do that to you.
>>709871660
why do you aussies come into NZ thread and try and drive us to be gay with you ? Go home faggot?
>>709871852
I am home. In the greatest country on the planet ya faggot.
>>709871776
God you people need to take better caps lmao. Was so sick then.
>>709870911
Right now is not a good... Ah.
Time.
Of
The
Month
>>709871922
I didn't cap them, I just saved them. And if you didn't want to be capped while you were sick you shouldn't have taken your tits out on cam.
Although this one is amazing.
>>709872266
Stop speaking sense. I get my tits out when I'm not sick too, people just like to throw dirt haha.
>>709872253
Period notwithstanding, you're not opposed to it?
>>709872253
panties?
>>709872359
I have to rreeeeeeeeeaaaaallly feel like it.
Genitals are ugly.
>>709872401
Woah.
>>709872266
DAM!! more?
>>709872429
If you say so. You're just comparing them to how they used to be to how they are now. Regardless of if you had a perfect pussy before, it's pretty fucking nice as it is now.
But, I will keep my eye out. Wouldn't mind a second point of reference.
i keep it 300 like idbro
>>709872429
Vaginas are all kinda gross out of context.
i want an underboob shot
>>709872620
You're 18 posts too early.
>>709872638
As a straight woman, sure. As a straight man, no. That's where the penis goes.
>>709872429
What's your opinion on the movie Deathgasm? I think it's from nz.
>>709872620
More like I keep it 300
>>709872537
I would do more. Gotta keep that rare though.
>>709872659
The shower set is the best
We going number 2 bread?
>>709872721
As I said, out of context. I don't get how folks bate to just random close up pics of vag. That shits bizarro.
>>709872659
I got this one.
>>709872738
It's fucking retarded but funny as. Yes it's from NZ.
>>709872738
Never seen it.
>>709872738
seems silly in the trailer.
spliffs b4 bed
>>709872834
14 posts too early. I'll be keen on a 2nd. Doubt it will last too long though.
>>709872854
There is another one, that's better than this.
>>709872834
were you even here when idbro used to post?
do you even understand the 300 meme?
>>709872854
Man, nz has it in the bag when it comes to horror-comedy. And, apparently Femanons. You get it, kiwis. Don't let the fucking aussies fuck with you.
>>709873026
I ignored the NZ threads back then.
topless spliff anyone?
>>709873003
Damn, I musn't have it.
Keeping it 300 like IDbro
>>709873168
>>709873168
>>709873168
>>709872932
>>709873109
Envious. Nothing to smoke on me
Keeping it 300 like IDbro
>>709873188
Fuck, 1 off. I was so sure. Oh well. New bread
>>709873168
>>709872878
>>709872885
Highly recommended.
>>709873190
im runnin low
>>709873078
Thank Peter Jackson for that. Heaps of horrorcom that followed was inspired by him.
>>709873383
>>709872932
Catlady?
i havent been on b much post captcha tho
>>709873451
I think Deathgasm was directed by someone on Jackson's Weta team. So makes sense!
