i did it robots
>bought weed for the first time
So I always wanted to try it but had no idea how to get it. Took some advice from an earlier thread and thought I'd try to "score". Went to a few local 24/7 shops until I found some guy hanging out front. I was nervous as fuck but I asked him if he had any weed. You guys said to not buy a small amount so I told him $60 worth. Gave him the money and he gave me a ball wrapped in two plastic bags, it looked like I was buying crack for fuck sakes. I stashed it in a pencil case I brought and nervously drove home thinking every car behind me was a cop about to pull me over. Unwrapped my crack weed and this is what I got for $60 USD. I smells like weed but doesn't really look like any I've seen posted on here. Should I smoke it or did I just waste $60?
smoke it its mid grade to mid high grade not bad just outdoor
>>709849827
Doesn't look like weed..
>>709849827
That looks sketchy as fuck
>>709849827
Here it is next to a giant chocolate bar I bought that I was going to eat after I "got high".
it looks like dried cow dung with resin sprinkle
looks like keif or mull cant tell
>>709849827
You got fucked so hard, bro. Make it into hash if you have rubbing alcohol. Never do business with that guy again.
Looks like mexican brick weed. Fuck you for continuing the drug war. Turn in your dealer.
>>709849827
At best its bottom of the bag
get a close up of the nuggs in the middle, then ill be able to tell you if its worth smoking
HAHA you got so ripped off, this dude sold you literally botanical shit, pure bile. wtf is this OP
>>709849827
Looks like you got a shaky bag. Still should smoke fine, just less cleaning. Probably got ripped off on weight/quality.
Find a guy you know and trust, buy from him. Street dealers don't give a fuck about ripping off unknown white boys.
>>709850219
Still looks sketchy as hell. I personally wouldn't even try smoking that shit.
OP is a faggot lol look at me isn't I original xdxdxdxdxdxd
>>709850315
WHAT NUGGS? I feel like OP will have to break out the archeology set and excavate one of those fuckers with a fine brush for an hour... just for it to fall apart and reveal it is dried dung
>>709849827
Fucking brick. total waste but given this is the best your fucking brain can do might aswell fucking kys.
Fucker dont even know how to get weed.
not weed my friend
lol op just bought 60 bucks worth of dirt
>>709850219
you got ripped off a bit, that's less than 3 grams of "good" brick weed(not very good, but should get you pretty high your first time. worth bout $15 if it was 3 grams
>>709850661
Learn how to skin up faggot
>>709850219
>>709849827
You're one funny af dude, OP
>>709850219
You planning on eating the whole thing?
Fucking dirt weed, oh well I bought oregano and smoked it one time
>>709850670
He/she has to be pranking us, probably lives on a farm in the prairies and stashed a cow pie into the freezer just for this meme.
>mfw OP bought dried cow shit
>>709850336
>>709850315
>>709850310
I don't do drugs or anything I have no idea. But it has a marijuana type smell. I went to another store and ask for the clerk for rolling papers. He said what kind, I said I don't know and he handed me "zig zags". I've been looking at youtube videos about rolling joints but I have no idea what I'm doing.
Usually you'd be able to see all the little THC crystals if you got close enough like in some of the other pics posted.
Send it to me don't waste that shit faggot
What do you think of this? Me and a buddy grew it outdoors this year.
>>709849827
that's not cannabis. you got burned /b/ro
>>709850750
If I get "stoned" I might.
>>709850809
o hes a frenchfag or some shit. explains the god awful weed quality.
>>709850809
Ohhhh baby boy, you arnt going to roll a joint. Google other methods. I suggest forging a decent can bowl.
>>709850809
looks like clumps of sand the local kids pissed on to marinate for a while
>>709850889
Ayoooo not bad for homegrown stuff man
>>709850889
looks like some weed. I've never smoked good outdoor weed, but I don't live in a sunny/warm country.
>>709849827
Fucker posting bitch nigger grade weed makes me want to relapse out of respect for the fact i have a legal dispensary 4 minutes down my street. if it weren't for the fact its 1 in the fucking morning and since i gave it up i dont have a realiable hook at this hour. fucking damn sure id smoke right now and commit hari-kari afterwords for breaking my oath to my little bro.
i swear nigga. kys if this is all you can find to fucking smoke. You will never truely live
oh. You also are a BETA CUCK and everyone you know is laughing at you.
looks like some mids. what you should do is bake it on a low temp 220-240 for 10-15 mins (avoid combustion). it increases the potency because the heat activates other cannabinoids you wouldnt otherwise be able to get because the lighter is too high temp. it can increase 2-3x
>>709850889
>>709850971
homegrown shit has the best character to me, it might not be objectively better, but i give myself a proverbial pat on the back and it gives me a placebo that makes the high way nicer
>>709850889
Not cured properly, and not enough nutrition. C- at best.
>>709850809
Youre not gonna be able to roll a joint, especially with that dusty shit...
Make yourself a lung or a gravity bong.
if that doesnt work, then bake it all into a small cake
>>709850953
LEGALIZE SAND MULATTO
>>709849827
Thats the worst weed I've ever seen in my entire life.
Can't be real
Cut a nug in half fag
>>709849827
WTF is that dog shit?
Pic related is what I am smoking.
>>709851044
>2016
>not activating your mids
>>709850809
This is satire guys
>>709851087
Fuck bakeing it, g Bong would be best for a first timer for sure.
>>709850971
>>709850990
It's good, stinky as fuck but it ain't dank.
>>709850809
Haha. I fucking love you dude.
Here, do this instead.
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pipe-from-a-Soda-Can
>>709851087
>>709851199
G-bong will fucking kill him if he does it right.
>>709849827
That's some shit weed
As a rule of thumb stay away from shit that has either too much stems and sticks and never ask for it pre-ground. That's how dealers will fuck you with either oregano cut shit or worse, laced weed.
5/10 would consider smoking if broke
>>709851104
>>709851109
Here's a a better picture of the weed and the chocolate.
>>709851199
Jesus what is the matter with you, Lefty or Righty? Or switched hands for the other foot? Retard, Left hand path hail Stan, get better hand precision-dexterity and use a sparkly red you slut
>>709849827
>>709851244
Also, you got ripped off pretty bad my man. Google "weed prices" and it should bring up how much you should be getting per gram in your area. Ask dealers what they're selling per gram, that'll make them less likely to rip you off. If they say over what the website said and you're not living in a shitty tiny town tell them to fuck off or make a better offer.
>>709849827
I'd smoke it. I found a nug of weed on the ground once and smoked it, crossing my fingers it actually was weed. And it was. Go for it. If it's not weed it's dirt, so fuck it. Looks like fucking hay or something tbh.
>>709849827
how fucking old are you son?
>>709851294
>or worse, laced weed
Why the fuck would the weed be fucking laced? He would probably be selling that for 10x as much.
>>709849827
i had some dude try to sell me some shit that kinda looked like that, way too suspicious. i tried some and it was like some spice or some shit, was definitely not weed.
OP dont smoke that, it doesnt look like weed at all
>>709851382
that's a nice bowlful.
>>709851382
It's even worse than I thought. Is that all the weed you got? For fucking 60 dollars?
You should be getting at least 1/8th of an ounce for 50.
>>709851484
>Current year
>Buying in grams instead of eighths
>Not realizing that buying in grams is a total rip off
>Not realizing that its most economically feasible to buy in 3.5g's
You stoned rn?
>>709851244
He wont die, I doubt he'll get that thick a smoke. G-Bong would get him the full effect of pot with out a weird build up due to shitty smoking Technic . Can would be more controlled for sure though.
definitely shit weed. still, you payed 60 bucks for that, might as well smoke it. i would mix it with some tobacco and roll a spliff.
the only reason you cant find weed is because you're autistic
source : was autistic myself, learned how to man the fuck up and find quality dealers
feels good to get 95$CAD Ounces up here in Canada because I know a guy who gets good deals (buys by the pound)
>>709849827
Dried cowshit and stems bruh.
Burn alittle see how it smells and do what you gotta do.
>>709851588
Some dealers will lace weed with LSD or PCP in order to make it more addictive so they can make more money. PCP laced weed is more common than LSD laced weed because PCP weed makes it look like fire due to PCP crystals looking like trichromes.
>>709851244
I'm not going to do drugs out of a pop can. I'm not some degenerate. I did start eating the chocolate though I couldn't wait. It's delicious.
>>709851640
Yeah, but if he's a youngfag with little money trying to make connections it's better to buy smaller amounts until he gets a solid dealer that doesn't rip him off.
>you stoned rn
You got me.
>>709851748
no one is gonna lace weed with lsd and lsd is not addictive you shit fuck
>>709851748
That's ridiculous. You can't even smoke acid.
>>709851833
Go back to Woodstock hippie
>>709851766
Pop can isn't that bad, man. If you try to roll a joint, at least buy a cigarette roller, or you're gonna fuck it up.
Cigarette rollers are pretty retard proof. Zig zag sells one that'll work with those papers you got.
>>709851766
You bought pot from some skum bag, you are a degenerate. Have fun rolling a shit joint.
>>709851097
RANCH IT UP!
WANNA BANG SOME CHEROKEE CHICKS IN THE QUAD LATER?
>>709851629
Of shit weed? More like a quarter, and even that's a ripoff. Ten to one there's a stone in it to tip the weight.
>>709851833
As I said PCP laced weed is more common which is addictive.
>>709851890
where can I find weed like this?
>>709851748
LSD is ruined by heat.
This looks 100% like weed that I used to put into bubble bags with dry ice to strip all of the kief off of it, and the waste material would look like OP's picture.
I'm sorry man whomever sold you this is a complete asshole.
>>709851947
No one laces weed. No one.
>>709851709
That was a good idea. I burned a bit and it smells like what I think marijuana would smell like. I'm going to smoke it, fuck you guys.
>>709851923
top kek
>>709851748
LSD doesn't happen, PCP without telling the person it was laced is pretty rare.
The most common drug they will lace street weed with is cheaply purchased synthetic marijuana research chemicals.
>>709851978
Grow it yourself.
>>709851940
Yeah, I was being generous. Still, can't judge him too hard. I paid like 40 bucks for a half gram of shitty Mexican weed my first time, still felt like I was dying of being high. Doesn't take much the first time around.
>>709852046
Post results
>>709849827
looks like someone took a bunch of leaves and stems and ground them to a powder, ripped off
>>709851978
Buy it on the darkweb. Go to 2xch' /onion/ board for decent links, or ask /g/ if you don't mind them being assholes to you.
>>709852046
looks like manure lol
>>709852092
How?
>>709852028
they do, they spray synthetic cannabis on them which is quite cheap and deadly. I once got laced hash, got my first bad trip, i was mad for a whole week.
>>709852004
On second thought I bet OP performed a dry ice extraction and is deciding to troll you guys lol.
Where is your jar of kief OP?
>>709851629
Pic related was $60 for 5 grams.
>>709852046
Nah, def smoke it dude. You'll get high af even if it's the worst shit on god's green earth since it's your first time.
can't wait for prop64 to pass in CA woot woot
>>709849827
true or false that is some shitty fucking smoke right there.
>>709852179
Oooor.. discreetly grow your own.
>>709852046
>dog hairs and ground up stems
would vape, would not ignite with flames
>>709852267
Insane, my dude. Where you at? Did you order it online or get it in person?
>>709852267
Why doesn't my weed look like that. What the fuck. I was not expecting powder.
>>709852285
Why? You can get a cannabis card for 40$ and go buy it. Just go to one of the "doctors" and say that you don't sleep well at night. You get the card same day.
Someone should get the FBI to breakdown OPs door
>>709852215
Okay, well you must live in a fucked up place then. Grow your own and you'll know exactly what you're smoking.
Here's some sativa from my tent.
>>709852334
Legit hydroponics equipment is expensive and if you're just growing it in your back yard it won't be that good. Dude's probly like 15, he'd probably prefer to just get some weed and smoke it.
>>709849827
He scammed the fuck out u unless u live in Iraq or some shit
>>709852269
this
>>709852366
North Colorado, boi. Legal market is better than heaven.
>>709852387
Because it was smuggled in to your area. Probably ground up and vacuum sealed in large bricks for transportation.
tru
>>709852467
>>709850711
you're such a nerd lol
>>709852107
Kek the first time I bought (high school) I bought it from a buddy's brother. Paid 20$ for a dime that was really a nickel. Still hot me high, thought I was king shit.
Second time I got ripped off, I paid 100$ for a half that was a little more than a quarter. I was fucking pissed. That's when I started buying from a friend of a friend. Never got ripped off again. It's nice to be able to watch the scale while he weighs it (no baggie).
CCS is best anime, also, jail experiences?
>>709852470
Fucking jealous. Not that far of a drive though, I might have to go check things out one of these days. Good strains, aside from what you posted?
>>709852407
>Why?
because nobody should be criminalized for cannabis. ever.
>You can get a cannabis card for 40$ and go buy it
less than $40 and I have been a patient since I was 18 (I am 24 now)
>>709852450
I bought weed a few times and decided it was complete shit. I started growing, no more buying weed for me.
I use coco coir and CDM lights.
Beginner stoner here. My cousin gave me the bag of weed he had in his pocket as a birthday gift. Doesn't look like much, is it enough to get me baked? Bag stinks up the whole room
You can buy a gram of bad quality weed for 5 dollars here in my country. It looks bad, but not as bad as yours. The one you buy looks like dirt.
>>709852603
People who weigh in front of you are always the best bros. I used to buy from this guy, some autist that just sat in his house and played games with a bunch of other autists all day. They were always stoned as fuck, always willing to sell, and were always spot-on accurate due to autism. Shit was cash until he moved away.
>>709852615
Tourists can buy legal as long as you have an american licence and are 21 or older.
Anything crossed with Haze or Sour D is top notch in my experience.
>>709852619
The dishonest medical system is a joke. I'm 24 and have been a (legitimate) patient since I was 18 also. The Prop 64 regulations will fix A LOT of problems we have in California due to things being a gray area.
>>709852740
you can get baked 4 times ez if youve never smoked before
>>709852740
It's enough for a bowl. It'll probably get you stoned, yeah.
>>709852759
Cool, thanks man. Godspeed.
Avid stoner here, that's reggie. (Low quality weed) from Mexico. It sucks.
To buy good weed, literally go ask local fast food workers. Not some blackguy at a 7/11.
>>709851382
Is that spice
Convince me buying drugs online isn't a meme. It seems like a meme.
>>709852803
I usually smoke once or twice a year. Smoked a blunt with my cousin a few days ago and was high as shit.
Right now I have a Pulsar APX portable herb vaporizer that I bought on ebay ages ago. I heard vaporizing doesnt get you as high so Idk what to do
>>709852798
>I'm 24 and have been a (legitimate) patient since I was 18 also
define legitimate
I am missing a piece of my spine. is your full spine intact? if so then be thankful you fucking faggot
>>709849827
What you have there is some italian herbs and spices
> source : I work in an italian restraunt, people always grab the vac packed block like "hurr-durr its weed"
>>709852757
I always sell cheaper than other people in my city even though my shit is danker. A cup of great coffee is included.
>>709852903
are u fakkin kidding m8
>>709849827
it looks like sawdust mixed with some chrolophyll - only one way to know.
>>709851766
use an apple pipe
>>709852759
How about some Super Sour Silver Diesel Haze? I bought a pack to find some lemon fuel.
>>709852924
I have lupus so shutup
>>709852982
No. It legitimately does not sound like a safe thing that a person can do and not go to jail.
>>709852757
That fucking sucks. Hope you got another connect. Every year in December my guy rolls a blunt every day and hangs them on his Xmas tree. On every new years eve he would throw a party and "light his tree". Good times, my man.
>>709852921
You don't have a pipe? Make a pop pipe like that one dude told OP or make a g-bong out of a bottle and some tin foil/some tubular object that can be shoved through a bottle cap.
Vaping it also works though, you'd probably at least get a buzz.
>>709852921
ok well maybe like 2 times then. I dont like vapeing my weed. Just doesnt seem like it works as well for me.
>>709853043
>my disease is worse than yours!
yeah you are a fucking faggot confirmed. you don't deserve cannabis or the joy and comfort that it brings and I don't say that lightly
>>709849827
> robots
You're on the wrong board you fucktard
>>/r9k/ is that way
>>709853036
Very degenerate
>>709849827
Kek
>>709852681
Same, growing blueberry right now. I'm using fluorescents though
>>709852967
Sounds comfy. I'd buy from you. Smoke a cigarette with that coffee?
>>709853085
Nice as hell. I like the legal weed for the higher quality, but I miss meeting cool dudes like that.
>>709853141
You clearly are a spineless cunt.
R8 this also
>>709852967
Can you grow dank stuff in a closet?
If so, how?
Any recommended guides would be appreciated.
I knew a kid who got caught stealing chips, jerky, candy, and soda at Safeway and he had a mason jar full of weed in his pocket.
>>709853084
safer than in person and if youre not stupid you will be fine. trust me
>>709853290
nah seriously though. I would never smoke up with you because of how much of a fucking twat you come off as. anonymously.. on the internet.
lord only knows what you must be like in person
>>709853141
And you deserve your pesticide loaded weed that makes your spinal pain worse so go make your Prop 215 card into a dildo and shove it up your ass you dumbass hippie.
>>709849827
Op you got ripped off for 60$, plus it looks like oregano, or some dirt weed
Jesus fucking Christ that looks like cow shit with some keif sprinkled on for flavor. Def find that nigger that sold it you and throat punch him.
>>709853316
full of air, but not too bad. i would be buzzed on that nug. 5.8/10
come join my cannabis discord chat
https://discord.gg/HY3zrQC
>>709853389
But like how the fuck does a package of drugs go through a federal mail system and no one checks that shit. That's where I have an issue.
>>709853037
Never had that one.
The best strains I have had are:
Sour Punch
Cannalope Haze
and this Cherry Lime Haze I am smoking on right now.
>>709853393
Im a different person you childish shit.
>>709849827
He gave you mad amount of what is called "shake". Its what falls off weed in a bag, kind of like crumbs i guess. Its basically already ground except for the few nugs you got there. It will do the job fine for getting high, but I'd recommend finding a more high quality dealer.
>>709853541
That Cannalope Haze was half the price per gram of what I spent on the Cherry Lime Haze.
>>709853402
>muh pesticide weed
yeah no only oils for me you cunt
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>>709853539
They're not allowed to get into it w/o probable cause and they have worse shit to worry about usually.
Definitely only buy from respected dealers with good reviews though, FBI stings do happen.
>>709853576
I don't care faggot. Don't reply to posts that clearly aren't directed at you if you don't want to get shit on as well
>>709853324
Yes you can, just start small.
Here's a pic of my old 1sqft wooden box with a 140mm computer fan and some E27 White LED lights I bought from eBay. You could get 60 grams from the box. You can scale things up after your first small harvest. I now have a Homebox Evolution R120 tent with a 420m3/h inline fan and two 315w CDM fixtures.
>>709853591
Also its shake of some shit weed by the look of it.
>>709853539
well how does anything else go through the mail? do they open all your letters/packages? if the seller packs it properly and uses good stealth it wont look any different to anything else. shit youre in the states right? well you can get shit through the mail domestically.. i had to get shit internationally and thru customs. still worked;)
Cardcaptor Sakura!!!
>>709853685
Like I said, you are such a childish little faggot, it makes me pity you.
>>709849827
That's some tumbleweed mate.
Pic related.
>>709853693
Here's one of the plants I grew in the box, 0.5 liters of coco coir and about 30w of light.
did OP died?
>>709853438
Well abdul gave us this for gratis
>>709853823
Here's the tent with CDMs.
>>709853642
>only oils
you're so stupid you think pesticides can't get into the oil.
They're the most concentrated in the oils you moron.
Keep listening and sucking your greedy grower's penis and vote no and keep sucking on your paclobutrazol oil.
>>709853823
>>709853693
I gotta say, that's beautiful. How big of a dealer are you? Rates?
>>709853794
oh no what would I do without pity from strangers on the internet
probably the same old same old that has been working out for me thus far
you are welcome to your opinions of course
>>709853823
>>709853693
That's dope. Where did you get the box?
>>709853876
>Keep listening and sucking your greedy grower's penis and vote no and keep sucking on your paclobutrazol oil.
I think you are confused about many many things.
Unfortunately I have not the knowledge nor the time to correct you.
>>709853906
How much marjiuana do you distribue and what is your going street rate my internet friend?
>>709854121
kek
It's internet, if I was the party van I'd just call google and learn everything about them in 15 seconds. I'm just curious. It's fine if they don't wanna answer tho
>>709853906
Small time, I've got a 9 to 5.
>>709853921
I built it myself, but you can get a Homebox Q30 which is about the same size, just better and easier to move and hide since you can take it apart in 5 mins.
Anyone had any experience with cookie girl scout? How strong is it?
>>709854321
Girl scout cookies.
>>709854321
You buying from a tor marketplace?
I was fairly happy with it, but it's a bit overpriced for the quality imo
>>709854397
I didn't leave by the way. I just gave up trying to correct all your wrongs. there is a difference in fact
>>709854294
Thank you so much for sharing this information.
What wattage E27 LED should I get?
>>709849827
looks like mexican brick weed anon
>>709854436
Make you nervous using tor?
>>709854495
>I didn't leave by the way, I just stopped correcting your wrongs
>stopped correcting your wrongs
>I didn't leave by the way
>>709854529
highest. E27 PAR38 20w COB is what I used.
>>709854654
it should, tor is so insecure.
>>709850809
just use an apple
>>709854708
still here btw
>>709854741
What do you use?
I got this for 25$ a g
>>709854803
Oh, I'm not the guy you were arguing with, I was just pointing out the contradiction in what you said.
>>709854809
I don't use anything, I live in a legal state. But I know that Tor is insecure as fuck.
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Merry Christmas
>>709854654
>>709854809
Nah, I run from a VPN. It's fine. Feds have better things to do than bust people buying small amounts of weed from the internet.
>>709854921
I don't get what you don't get
>still here
>given up correcting anon that I don't smoke pesticide
>new anon comes
>hurddurrr
>hurr
never change, /b/
>>709854294
That stuff honestly should be checked for mites
>>709850661
Those are the worst rolled joints I've ever seen, why the fuck would you take photos of that potato tier shit? Hurt durr look at me imma stoner
Pathetic
>>709849827
you can smoke it it's weed.
it's not worth 60bucks and it seems to be shitty quality, but since you are not used to it it'll still get you high as fuck. dont listen to the 15yo ITT.
OP you here? How you doing?
I can get a lot better stuff for 5 bucks man.
>>709854997
This is true, but Tor is unsafe for other reasons.
You can buy most drugs without worrying about cops for the most part.
Sellers are the targets the cops aim for.
>>709855025
I "get" everything, the contradiction is that you corrected the anon saying you had left, by telling him that you didn't leave, you were just not trying to correct him anymore, which exactly what you were doing.
Explaining someones own sentence to them...
I hope you learned something.
>>709855278
>Tor is unsafe
I mean, yeah, you can run into some nasty bugs, but if you have decent antivirus it's chill.
Nailed it on the other part though, I've done probably over a thousand deals in my lifetime and never got caught once.
>>709855301
I hope you learn reading comprehension but I won't hold my breath
>>709855278
>being this autistic
If you live in a state with hard drug laws bet your ass that your ISP will rat you out to the feds and the feds will question you until you give up your dealer and if you don't you're gonna dead with real jail time.
>>709855479
>being this paranoid
Do you actually know anyone irl this has happened to?
>>709855450
That's the best you've got and you don't even use a period?
I'm done with your potato ass.
Bye.
>>709855479
>Autistic
There are NSA back doors in Tor, they know right away. If you buy a sheet LSD of off a Tor site, the DEA isn't gonna bust in, rape your churches and burn your women.
>>709851294
>implying anyone who knows about weed would cut it with oregano
you watched too many stonermovies. usually i use something called Brix which is basically plastic and female hormons. everyone who has ever smoked weed before will not come back if you put oregano in that shit... fucking retard.
Also nobody but 15yo white suburb kids in america sells pre-grinded weed. nobody who has another way to get weed would buy that shit. it doesnt make sense cause you make the surface bigger and the thc will oxidate much faster what makes the weed less potent. dont talk shit man.
>>709855610
nice spaces in between your fragmented thoughts. really drives the point home
http://sclabs.com/sample-detail.html?id=203598
Just to show you guys to watch out for the weed you're smoking. This stuff being tested is being sold as medical marijuana in California, not street weed.
>>709855395
Tor is unsafe because the exit nodes can be compromised.
Might as well treat it as though you're on the clearnet, everything should go through PGP.
>>709849827
Ahahahahahahahaha
>>709855689
>pre-grinded weed
If a dealer handed me a bag of pre-grinded weed I would tell him to fuck right off
>>709855479
Things that aren't possible
Do you even know how tor works? How will your ISP know you've done a drug deal? I'm interested in your thoughts.
>>709855947
Another person who cannot into tor. Lrn2web
>>709851109
>Pic related is what I am smoking.
What 0.2 gram faggot kys
>>709856596
You're a fucking moron.
Agora closed because of this.
Tor is no longer anonymous and if you aren't using PGP you deserved to get vanned.
>>709856723
That is a close up picture. I got 5 grams of it.
>>709855061
I spend a lot of time with my plants, no mites there.
>>709856819
>5
who the fuck buys 5?
>>709856729
All someone can learn from the exit node is your IP address and encrypted data. Sure, if you're a terrorist and the NSA is into you, then you can be found from this, but your data is safe thanks to the layered encryption.
>>709856953
The question really should be, who buys in grams? Fags, that's who.
>>709856953
That's the entire stock of what they had left. Was going in for 4 gram, but I ended up grabbing everything they had.
They just got it in stock that day, but it ran out quickly.
>>709851978
Grow it urself its fucking easy im never going back to dealers for weed
>>709857052
this
pic related some grape kush
>>709857052
Just like making e-cig juice.
10x cheaper and way better.
>>709849827
Dude that's some bomb shit I bet that shit is mostly keef bro fuck yea high as a mitherfucka bro
>>709851640
not buying oz's at a time, jesus what are you doing
>>709857230
making your own*
>>709857266
Yeah the bare minimum is 1/2 oz.
Anything less and you become a dealer's best friend.
>>709852470
>better than heaven
Except that its expensive af here in canada we get prime weed for 90$ (70usd) an ounce
>>709854738
Where can I buy these things? I don't live in the EU.
>>709857327
I swear everyone who gets "prime" weed at these prices is getting mediocre weed, every time I see it, it is nothing special.
>>709857428
or they are buying directly from a grower who is their buddy which is cheaper anywhere you are
>>709849827
You might have gotten surprisingly lucky. It looks like that was the very last at the bottom of a big bag, so its a lot of kiff (trichomes).
Keef is spelled Keef you fucks
>>709849827
smoke it dude, if you get high asf, its weed. if not, bye bye 60$
Great troll thread, you guys are some stupid motherfuckers.
>>709851978
by getting a real weed dealer faggot
Apple pipes are a noobs best friend
>>709857504
Wow, and still replies to the obvious troll op after all this time. Fucking morons. You know how I know you're all underaged?
>mfw I live in Holland and Ive been smoking on some good shit since like 13 and I see shit like this
>>709858026
>>709857758
Stop being a faggot. This turned into a general drugs thread anyway.
>>709856958
http://www.coindesk.com/dark-web-market-agora-shuts-down-citing-security-threat/
The problem is the servers location being revealed. Don't trust centralized markets, it's only a matter of time before they are seized.
Lol stupid fucks!! Lol
I bought a grow light and because I was gonna make a space bucket and start growing some weed, but my friend introduced me to a new guy who sells dank for >10/g so now there's really no reason to grow myself.
>>709855793
I'm not >>709855610 but nice job ignoring the point because you couldn't think of a rebuttal.
>>709858150
This. Individual onion's for a specific dealer are much better.
helllllllll no .o.m.g
>try to stop smoking weed
>end up watching videos of people smoking weed on youtube
Every fucking time
>>709858076
KANKER
>>709855063
you're such a bad person. if a joint is slightly misshapen it doesn't matter. add long as it's tight and there's airflow it will still smoke. fucking buzz kill go pull the dildo out of your ass and smoke that. prick.
>>709855793
Are you new?
>>709854829
hell ya!
The guy at the store chopped the stem off a cannabis plant on some farm
If its all stem then you got ripped off
OP come back. we want to know what happened.
hopefully pic related.
>>709855063
this is cancer.. same guys who go to youtube songs and say "i heard this when it was only on soundcloud"
who gives a shit how a joint looks, if you can smoke it, it's legitemate... slightly less legitemate when you mix it with tobacco though imo :)
>>709852798
Prop 64 is a foul, foul joke.
Under Prop 64, sharing a joint with a buddy is punishable by prison time. Fuuuuuuck that.
Rate? homegrown outside. Smells strongly of passion fruit
>>709852740
if you're not smoking regularly, it doesn't take much... in my experience it has a lot to do with tolerance and how lightweight you are.. i would grind it up and smoke it in a pipe/bong/bootleg smoking device
>>709860961
he probably can't remember how to use his fingers to make the typey typey come.
>>709849827
You paid 60 bucks for that? looks like a dime bag
bump. i wanna know what happened
>>709849827
thats the shittiest, most bottom-bag bullshit i've ever seen
10 per g all the way if your dealer isn't a double nigger.
TX by the way.
Protip: Turning flash on while capturing pics of bud is the secret.
>>709858076
Kanker ik ook sinds mn vijftiende, ik cringe hard om al die buitenlanders die moeilijk lopen te doen met appelpijpjes terwijl je voor twee tientjes al een goeie bong hebt
>>709850889
4/10
>>709851640
>3.5 grams is way cheaper yo
you don't REALLY smoke weed.
I buy 100G every two months and I cut back
>>709865806
Guys look at how much dank weed I smoke XDDD omg I'm such a stoner :D
>>709864657
>Protip
>Can barely see the quality of weed
Dude.
>Unwrapped my crack weed
bumpity
>>709851748
>weed laced with lsd to make it more addictive
Hahahahahahahahah
You can't smoke lsd, heat destroys it, and it's definitely not addictive. That would just be a waste of lsd
>>709849827
0/10
>mfw shitposting in a trollthread
>>709851097
mind if i hit this
>>709850889
looks a little damp
did you cure it?
This is the shittiest weed I have ever seen...but if you never smoke weed you are going to get high unless it's all shake in which case you're gonna get a headache.
>>709851016
We all know you're twelve. You don't have to scream it.
looks like some sprayed mexican shit
Holy shit you spent 60 bucks on that... Yea you got Fuckibg ripped off. I would give you shitb100x better for free.
>>709854829
This is fine stuff
A fine joint
Your weed looks like this
Sage/10 old pasta and newfriends
All the poor motherfuckers in this thread who don't know the glory of medical marijuana. It's easier than ordering pizza to get private reserve grade, and growing your own is suddenly completely legal. It's the life.
>>709849827
It's trash weed, but it's your first time smoking, this will get you nice and high for a first timer.
Do you even have anything to smoke out of?
>>709852089
I woulda thought the same thing till a wave of PCP laced weed hit my local area. Shit was fucked and prices for legit weed skyrocketed. Only just coming back down now
IMO from what happened I would think people would lace it to hike up the price of legit weed to make a better profit
Sacrifice a small margin to make a bigger one later
>>709850809
If you have never rolled before you are not going to be able to roll yet. Keep watching those videos but in the meantime watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q0hr4ah_NQ
>>709850219
Jeebus look at that chocolate. If you got it from a nigger don't somke it OP. Fruking trash bag plastic.
how do you guys know if the weed is good or not just by looking at it ?
>>709870142
Magic
>>709870142
Experience smoking all sorts of bud
Weed Sucks. Smoke Meth.
