poorly describe a video game, then try to guess it
>aliens
>jesus fuck so many aliens
>the government leader isn't human
>"this way gordon"
Half-Life
>>709844079
Mario maybe?
>>709844183
winrar
>>709844079
>start the game
>terrorist everywhere
>Taser your way through the game because it's OP as fuck
>Master chief's angry violent dad
>Ninja run
>blade mode
>apparently you're a robot ninja
>>709844235
Dues ex:human revolution
>>709844366
Metal gear rising
That was way to easy
>>709844366
metal gear rising
> fuck you, you stupid fucking frog
>>709844443
ween
>>709844384
Nope. but nice guess
>>709844484
starfucks
>there are wizards
>on the moon!
>>709844235
Counter-strike
>>709844680
No but the graphics are striking similar, PS2 game
>>709844079
>slaying
>thats the point
>wtf that team has like 3 players how are they sniping so good
>wtf where did he come from
>im gonna fight em' off
>a seven nation army couldn't hold me back
>>709844235
Splinter cell: Blacklist?
>>709845006
And that was before I read it was a PS2 game. GG
>>709844759
Black
>>709844759
metal gear solid 3
>>709844235
Siphon Filter
>>709845150
>>709845118
>>709845006
>>709844680
>>709844384
My bad guys I fucked up, I played it on my ps2, it was a ps1 game
>>709844235
sounds like siphon filter, but that was ps1, right?
>>709845271
You got it
> You wake up in a different form, no longer human
> You rescue people from natural disasters
> Everyone thinks you're the one causing all the disasters 'cause you"re human
> You ask this big guy to destroy this big-ass meteor
>>709844079
>PS1
>Falls from helicopter
>Founds dead friend
>Doesn't remember shit
>He says; "I must remember, I must survive"
>>709844290
Doom
>>709845330
Yeah. I fucked up but you got it right
>>709845368
Winrar
>underwater
>robots everywhere
>kill everything with bubble magic
>>709845355
Super Mario Kart
>>709845299 Then >>709845271
was right
>Play as a chef
>Food tries to kill you
>Only way to kill food is to drop something on it
>You have to make a giant burger to proceed to the next level
>trading card game simulator
>there's also tits
>>709845459
fuck you anon
>>709845484
I know. I fucked up on the hints so it was bad on my end
>you are a 1 man army
>thousands of fucking aliens
>very old game and now is on ps4 and xbox1
>>709845449
Bubble bottle or whatever
>>709845350
Pokemon rescue team?
>take your time boy, dissection is an art
>>709845628
You just described every arcade game in the 80's
>Jew Magic is a plot point.
>Surprisingly good
>>709845628
Area 51?
>>709845350
Pokemon mystery dungeon sorry bout that.
>>709845547
burgertime
>>709845749
Stick of Truth?
>be me in spooky town
>have camera
kal ort por
>old mobile game kinda like spiderman, but has a face of american dad
>ads
>>709845723
operando
>>709845866
it was called rope city or some shit
>>709845730
nigger i said it is now on ps4 and xbox
>>709845811
We got a winner. Also checked.
>>709845854
Silent Hill
>>709845751
nope
>>709845866
Rope'n'fly. I never knew anyone else played that shitty game
>>>709845968
Nope
>Ghost busters
>But just one guy
>>709844846
TF2?
>>709846006
Luigi's Mansion
>>709846001
oh my god im not the only one
>>709845628
Hold on isn't doom?
>>709845954
you almost got it right
>>709846006
Luigi's mansion
>mentally challenged protagonist
>human pokemons appear
>you have to fuck your pokemon to give it magical steroids and win
>>709846057
Correct
>>709846001
WINRAR
>hats
>conga
>more hats
>>709845854
Fatal frame or that very shitty PS2 game I played a long time ago I cant remember the name of.
>>709846070
yes
>>709846107
what kind of porn game were you playing? pokemon cum?
>>709846167
tf2
>>709846169
it was fatal frame
>>709845714
>> 709845776
winrar
>>709844079
half life 3
>>709845891
Nope
>be mining
>get pk'd by a red
>log into stealther
>find his house, stealth in after him
>log into tamer on second account
>loot his house and fill it with dragons
>>709846167
>mobile game
>play for 1 month then uninstall
>picked the only team that didn't sound stupid
>>709844079
Heres an easy one for you guys
>Hello is this Gold and Silver pawn shop
>multiplayer game
>knifes are rare
>leafyisqueer
>>709846172
fuck yeah!
>supernatural voodoo shit deep underground
>you test all of it
>suddenly, everything is set free
>Wake up in a hotel
>Death tells you to steal shit from other guests
>Do it because why the fuck not?
>Burn the place down
>>709844079
describe:
>Get rich or die tryin nigguh
> animal heads
> trippin
> save a whore
> kill russians
> kill russians
> kill russians
>>709846287
every mobile moba ever
>>709844079
>this way gordon
Wow that was so fucking difficult to figure out dude good job poorly describing it fucking retard.
Here try to figure mine out: there's this plumber named Mario and he has to save princess peach and he jumps a lot and gets coins and hops on goombas to kill them and he also has a brother named Luigi
Go ahead OP you'll never guess it.
>>709846306
CS:GO
Fuck, i got it for that no chin faggot.
>>709846364
Too easy
Hotline Miami
>>709846306
CS:Go kys
>>709846287
pokemon go
>>709846391
tattleboads
>>709846287
Pokemon Go?
>>709844079
Redpilled Avatar.
Based Earth friends with Hotheaded Fireman fuck up the world.
Meet up with Windguy, who is a fag, and a virgin Icepussy/healer.
Try to fix the world, but in the sequel you find out they were on the wrong side.
Ive always fantasized about the hotheaded fireman's little sister. Idk why gramps spent his whole life studying and never learned anything actually useful.
>>709845628
Robotron
>wake up high with floating fag
>no story just shoot shit
>grind until you hate your life
>>709846422
WINRAR
>Kill terrorists
>Become president
>Aliens invade
>Fuck them up with powers
>>709846352
OH God is that 50 cent videogame right?
>>709846287
Pokemon Go
>fuck you nanomachines
>>709846458
Saints Row 4
>>709846408
Ah fuck. Yeah. Shouldnt have mentioned the animal heads
>>709846499
Any kojima game
>>709846537
yup that and phone calls
>>709846433
close
>summer camp
>hit with meteor centuries ago
>meteor brought with it special properties that grants super powers
>camp is actually a secret US government training facility
>PEEKAY FIYAH
>ooOOKEH
>space
>text to speech used for singing and other funny shit
>>709846287
Every day
>>709846670
John Madden's space simulator?
>>709846455
Winrar dubz chek'd winrar dubz
>>709846304
battletoads
>>709846653
Psychonauts
>>709846670
Portal?
>>709844877
Assassin's Creed 3
>>709846661
earthbound
>>709846435
>>709846495
Winrar
>you're a toad
>you battle things
>>709846528
winrar
>keep swinging sword at pterodactlys
>miss every goddamn time
>>709846391
someones butthurt
>>709846710
yes
>>709844079
I think this one is gonna be pretty easy:
> Mother gets killed
> Big brother hates him
> Samuel Jackson is the voice of the bad cop.
>>709846735
yep
>>709846748
nope
>>709846768
winrar
>>709846808
GTA: San Andreas
>>709846711
Winrar dubs chek'd winrar dubs chek'd winrar dubz
>>709846888
yeah
>>709846784
captain toad for 3ds
>>709846437
My nigga
>tfw GS4 never
>ITS NO USE
>You are a goat
>>709846391
>>709846798
Wrong, the answer was Someone's Butthurt 2: An Ass On Fire for the playstation 2
>>709846793
ark: survival evolved
>>709846492
yup. Such a shitty game but still played it for some reason.
>>709846970
goat stimulator
>>709846970
goat simulator
>>709846970
Goat sim
>>709844079
Guys help me with this
>>709845355
>>709844846
Halo?
>>709847001
fuck you i was 1 millisecond off
>>709845459
Mario Kart Double Dash*
>>709846970
YouTube fodder
>tiny fucking pistol
>no seriously a hamster could fucking hold this thing
>>709846304
battle toads
>lose memory in battle
>befriend an old bitch
>become powerful again
>old bitch betrays you
>The Adventures of Joker and Illidan Stormrage.
>>709846970
goat stimulator
>be slav
>wear tracksuit
>go on recreational excursions with cousin
>>709847189
stalker
>>709847118
All i think is the Men in Black videogame for the tiny pistol K gives to J
>>709847001
winrar
>>709847002
winrar
>>709847007
winrar
> Ps2
> schitzophrenic pycho.mp3
> murder everyone w/ everything
>Be sniper
>World War II
>there's a bunch of fucking midgets
>they drink all the fucking time
>if they don't they fucking murder each other
>some other assholes show up and they kill them sometimes
>you'll always give up eventually
>more than one feline
>>709847238
nah
>>709847146
Kotor 2
>>709847280
safety dance
>>709847118
Bf1
>>709847250
Umm Manhunt?
>>709846952
third one was so bad its okay with me if they don't make a sequel to that. Maybe they could redo the original 2 with better graphics and a longer/more in depth story somehow. I would actually go out and buy whatever POS new nintendo platform with 5 year old graphics if that's what it took.
>Swords and magic and shit
>Must collect four items representing the elements
>RPG
>never see a single monster/bad guy once
>still remains to be the spookiest game I've ever played
>Fucking Gandhi
>feminist game with gays and goats n shit
>>709847280
Boku no pico
>>709846979
nope
>come from the sky
>Serve as God's servant
>Go around freeing everything by killing everything from Satan with like 4 different forms
>>709847326
Winrar
>>709847324
>>709847385
kek'd
>>709847374
Winston Churchill: the Game
>>709847375
Undertale?
>>709847355
The legend of Zelda
>>709847325
winrar
>>709846958
mgs2?
>>709847441
ye
>>709847374
Any Civilization Game
>newer game, came out last year
>indie
>game inside game
>game is Satan
>4th wall
>you kill Jesus
>touch fluffy tail
>touch fluffy tail
>touch fluffy tail
>so soft
>touch fluffy tail
>>709847375
You forgot to say "Fandom fucked it up"
Undertale
>>709847462
Zelda is not a rpg
>>709847501
winrar
>>709847502
donald trump simulator
let me try again
>be slav
>wear tracksuits
>kill cheeki breekis and guidos
>bowl with cousin
>Fat italian cunt
>Die
>Go to heaven
>Go to hell
>Testa di cazzo
>Puppet kills everyfucking God (or human) out there
>>709847375
>feminist
>game
thats not true, they would be too opressed for having to make it themselves
>there is a beelzebub
>you fire knives at his minions
>how you do this is not explained
>and then you die
>>709847571
GTA: stalker
>>709846958
Fuck, Sonic '06
>armed with a melee weapon
>kill shit
>get stronger
>kill bigger shit
>save the world
>>709847497
Fuck off
>>709847571
Too ez, knew it the first time
GTA IV
>>709847571
gta4
>Big RPG Game
>Collect Fluffy and Not So Fluffy Monsters
>Kill the Creator God that disgraced all other Gods
>wife ded
>Lol wife not ded
>Wife has clone
>Keep wife safe from fgts
>Fgt kills her anyways
>Wife ded again
>Go to jail
>Wife alive again
>Get OP af weapon
>You kill your wife's murderer
>You kill your wife
>God-tier music
>>709847662
Poke a man
>>709847662
SMT II or SMTIV A
>>709847613
Winrar
>kick ass
>chew bubble gum
>out of bubble gum
>>;)
>>709847669
sounds like a Hanz thread
>>709847729
dick kickem
>>709847729
Too ez try again
They follow you
> Demons, ghouls, bats.
Main weapon is a herding instrument
>>709847711
Both, congrats on solving the puzzle
>Reality Game Show
>Amazing Soundtrack
>Wii exclusive
>>709847563
Nigger are you retarded?
>>709847729
Too easy m8
DOOK NOOKEHM
>>709847729
dick dickdick
>shoot and kick fucks
>but mostly just kick them
>acquire points
>>709847502
the stanley parable
>>709847731
Nope.
> 8 homosexual men fight a gay vampire
>>709847327
I think I'm the only one that actually enjoyed the third game tbh. Didn't seem like a bad game at all, just not as good as TLA. That said, I haven't played it in years and I was pretty young when I first played it
>>709846364
mgs3?
>witch
>friends with bird
>>709847800
Zelda is not an rpg
It is an adventure game
You do not assume the role of the hero
>>709847822
Nope, newer than that
>>709847370
Shower with your dad simulator
>>709847816
one of the mafia games?
>animal masks
>kill everyone
>>709844079
Move to new town. Parents shady about it af.
meet blonde fag down the street larping some wizards and swords and elves and shit.
meet his fatass friend who calls you duchebag and all of his friends call you duchebag b/c of this.
The only princess you meet is a fucking tranny.
You go fight all of this assholes battles for a bit. even dressing up in drag for this mother fucker b/c this game was made by the illuminati before switching sides and then uniting all the other fag larpers together to fight nazi zombies. b/c those are the worst kind of zombies imaginable.
My nigga Morgan Freeman appears in the end and explains.
>>709844079
>The president's daughter has been kidnaped
>Chainsaw noise makes you shit your pants
>>709847806
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
>>709847836
Sounds like JoJo
>>709846445
>>709846445
Destiny ha ha
>>709847783
>>709846793
Morrowind?
>fucking cliffracers
>>709847900
banjo kazooie
>make a girl a promise
>keep it
>kill ayylmaos
>>709847502
Pony Island?
>>709847902
>You do not assume the role of a hero
>"Link, you are the hero of time"
>Be A shape
>Dodge other shapes
>Multiple Difficulties
>Get High Score
>>709847946
it is
>>709847800
Dude it's not a fucking RPG you autist
>>709844635
Destiny
>>709847931
Already did hotline miami
>>709847931
Miami Hotline
Try hardr btch
>>709847936
Stick of truth, duh
>>709847189
gta iv
>>709844079
>8bit
>ps4
>you kill terosists and aliens
>everyone is bro-something
>>709847985
Winrar!
>>709847928
>>709847816
Nah, cold. Here, will this help?
>primarily kick fucks into spikes
>occasionally kick them into other shit
>acquire more point for more complex kick
>>709847407
Sounds like Soulblader mixed with Illusion of Gaia
>>709848070
Broforce
>>709847936
South park; Stick of the truth
>mother might be dead
>on a ship
>ayylmaos
>but spooky ayylmaos
>also, killer fucking mannequins
>>709847987
Impossible game or its clone, geometry dash
>>709848070
Broforce, also on PC. Fucking good game.
>you're half demon half human
>mom was a total slut
>dad is king of demons
>twin brother is total asshole katana wielding half demon half human like you, spend entire game trying to fuck over his plans to bring the demons back
>>709845556
Gwent
>>709845449
Fucking SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom
>Have castle
>It changes
>Muh heritage
>how the fuck is this an e-sport
>>709847729
Duke nukem
>>709848137
Nope
>Emo protag
>Bigass sword
>titties
>Mommy issues
>>709848161
Hearthstone
>fun van helsing style game
>wow this is cool
>was that an alien...
>wtf
>I guess this is lovecraft
>>709848161
Rocket Leauge
>dead dude
>leaves note for you
>hack these dudes
>and these dudes
hard mode
>>709848161
hearthstone? lul
>>709848204
Bloodborne?
>>709848202
winrar
>>709844235
Syphon filter
>>709848087
mirrors edge
>>709848231
winrar
>>709848204
Bloodborne
>>709848143
Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series
Here's a tough one
>fuck toad
But
>also fuck egg laying mammal rockstar
>>709848226
Deus Ex?
>Ramirez
>Ramirez
>Ramirez
>LEON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>LEON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>LEON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>LEON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>LEON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>LEON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>LEON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>LEON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
anyone?
>>709848161
Lol
>>709848254
No, closer though. It's a FPS.
>>709847990
The only reason you say that is because it doesn't have a leveling system and its not turn based. IT IS a role playing game, you assume the role of link, and progress the story assuming the role of link. You have weapon upgrades and armor upgrades,quests, dungeons, and side quests.
>>709848292
Is the same as >>709847937
RE 4
>MENENDEZ
>thats it
>thats the game
>>709848143
devil may cry?
>>709848194
Final Fantasy 7?
>>709848160
Königsberg
>kill shit
>get guns
>brits
>>709848310
Fallout NV?
>>709848292
>DETRAS DE TI IMBECIL
>>709844635
Crash maybe?
>>709848358
BO2
>>709848144
Winrar
>Shouldve been released years ago
>Related to the worst fandom of all time
>Related to the best reading material of all time
>>709847669
A hint:
>GOD-TIER MUSIC
>OH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!
>>709848381
You got it m8
>cute platforming
>less cute platforming
>holy shit
>stop
>what the fuck
>secret ending is back to cute
>>709848394
nope
>>709848435
not hiveswap
>>709848470
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle
>rips off everything
>bad voice acting
>black guy
>>709848500
Eversion
>>709848470
Report from hell
>>709848500
Eversion
>>709848577
Family guy?
>beans everywhere
>when robotnik was still robotnik and not eggman fuck eggman thats a stupid name no wonder the series sucks now
>>709848565
nope
>>709848616
yep
>>709848415
win
> IM SQUARE I HAVE HOLES IN MY BODY, NOW IM FIGHTING ROBOTS A GREEN SPEC MADE
>>709846391
>>709848630
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
>>709848500
Eversion?
>bejeweled anime porn dating sim
>PS4 Anime Game.
>SHITTY PS4 Anime Game.
>>709848092
My nigga
>>709848435
foodfight
>dragon
>get gems n shit
>kill retarded ass-flashing things
>beat in 3 hours tops
>>709848716
persona
>>709848701
Blazblue
>>709848239
Ding
>>709848716
God eater 2 or J-stars
>>709848630
Sonic CD
>>709848751
That's harsh, dude
>>709848764
Nope.
>>709848667
sponge bob ds game
>>709847263
Sniper elite
T'was SAO For the PS4
>you are in space
>everyone is retarded
>there is a clown
>>709848858
winrar
>Point and click adventure
>Cowboy Bebop aesthetic
>You were your brother the whole time
>Assholians from the plante asshole invade earth
>Gotta kill em
>>709848882
Youtube Drama
>Father leaves behind a huge ass debt
>You have to pay it off because fuck you.
>Haggle your customers for every cent
>They keep coming back because they have too.
>>709847574
Gretto 2?
>>709848160
Rogue Legacy
>Press B to...
>>709847531
Amorous
>>709847816
Was Bulletstorm.
>>709848939
kek
>>709848931
Beyond good & evil?
>>709848939
Not anywhere close.
Also
>>709848882
>looks like shit
>Watch your grandma play and complain because SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE THE FUCKING RUN BUTTOM
>you travel through space doing stupid chapters with your friends
>ds game
>lego
>ayy lmaos can't invade because it's raining
>it stops raining
>they take all the kids to bait the wizards
>turns out their god was actually the bad guy from the previous game
>random as town
>make random ass dude mayor
>>709849069
lego star wars tcs
tetris
>>709844079
bitch nigger cells eat other bitch nigger cells and make bigger bitch nigger cells with teeth.
then these bitch nigger cells fight other bitch nigger teeth cells with teeth. who then make bigger bitch nigger multi cellular organisms with tails and teeth. nyaga.
these bitch nigger organisms with teeth and tails fight even bigger bitch nigger organisms with better teeth and tails who then grow and become even bigger bitch nigger organisms with teeth and tails and now can electrocute yo ass.
these electrocuting bitch niggers grow even bigger and dominate nyaga. they were multicellular kangz n shet. like a million years ago fam.
den these bitch nyagas start cralwing onto teh land ya see. eating other bitch nyagas who were smaller and getting together as packs of bitch nyugurz and taking down badder beach nyagas.
dominate the whole fucking continent. eating up all teh bitch nyaga resources b/c they become the monopoly on this bitch nyaga.
When they the top of dat fud chain nyaga they develop better brainz and smartz nyaga. learning about God and pie n' sheet.
making fucking tribes and sheet nyaga.
only then they find other parts of their species bein bitch nyagas and they have to settle some shit. harpooning and rapen and kellin them betch nyagas. whole world run by them bitch neguz now.
Fucking stars now my nyaga. fighten other bitch nyagas in space fam like they space nyaguz n' kangz n shet....nyaga.
whole galaxy of them bitch nyagas now fooo.
Fucking steve best respect these nyagas fo real dawg.
>>709849101
SimCity
>>709849101
Sky: Cityline
>>709849101
Sim{City,Town}
>>709849101
Animal Crossing: New Leaf
>>709847629
Knack
>>709848500
Eversion
>>709849096
Sims 2
>>709849101
animal crossing
>>709849178
yes winrar
>start game
>walk around
>make decision if you can even find the fucking guy
>kill self
>took 15 minutes
>fog everywhere
>Best soundtrack
>Ded wife
>Wife is back
>Spookie
>Bosses are beds
>geometric armored man
>Kill wife
>>709849138
yes
>>709848942
It is actually spelled "Grezzo"
>4 men
>sequal happens
>what happened to the other two guys
>wardog is a shit name
Guys you're missing these, come on:
>>709848979
>>709848940
>>709848931
>>709848898
>>709848748
>>709848392
>>709845355
>dragon steals your heart
>literally
>>709848943
You got it
>>709849266
Quite incline 22
