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23 year old male here. sitting here drinking by myself. everyone

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23 year old male here.

sitting here drinking by myself. everyone else is at halloween parties.

lets chat.
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>>709836937
kys
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Hi, 23 year old male. I'm a 33 year old male also drinking by myself. gf fell asleep early, but that's okay because I still have some gin left. cheers
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>>709836937
go jump off the bridge beta cuck
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>>709836937
where are you from? Are you white or some sub-human?
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>>709837174
i am white master race.

residing in san diego.

>>709837156
i really should shouldn't i.

>>709837113
whats one thing you'd tell your 23 year old self?
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>>709836937
Im home, smoking weed and popping xanex. Life sucks for me at the moment so i just use drugs to numb my depression and anxiety. Enough about me though, what are you drinking?
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I love how all these fags say kys and shit but they are sitting on their ass in front of a computer eating pizza and falling to traps.
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>>709837296
>white
>san diego
pick one

Nice try Jose. Everybody abort thread.
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>>709837358
well for me i typically drink tequila and chase with store brand sprite or watever.

but tonight its Svedka mango pineapple and chase with squirt.
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>>709837296

>whats one thing you'd tell your 23 year old self?

Have goals. Don't settle - not for a job, not for a woman. Treat people with respect, but don't let anyone take advantage of you.
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>>709836937
>halloween parties

what is this? high school?
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>>709837532
>Svedka mango pineapple and chase with squirt.
so what you are saying is that youre a fruity faggot?
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>>709837493
kek loads of whites in san diego hombre
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>>709837532
That sounds horrible
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21 year old male, quit smoking weed so my doctor would give me Adderall for school.. Didn't help much so I'm snorting it all. Whaatttsssuupoaaguysss
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>>709837565
Solid advice
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>>709837565
yeah thats good stuff. i have a lot of drive, just need to give myself a goal. stuck in a rut recently and haven't enjoyed anything for a while so its hard to know what i want.

>>709837572
college halloween parties. they happen, not that wild of an idea.

>>709837600
knew this was coming. i honestly don't give a shit about what people think of my drink of choice. it tastes good and is only $10. i got no friends anyway so who gives a fuck
>inb4 thats why you have no friends
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>>709837572
Plenty of adults go to halloween parties. What are you? A lonely neckbeard?
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>>709837821
Ok Ill take your word for that, Jose. What are you studying?
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>>709837572
Spotted the no friend virgin.
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>>709837821

>yeah thats good stuff. i have a lot of drive, just need to give myself a goal. stuck in a rut recently and haven't enjoyed anything for a while so its hard to know what i want.

I hear that. Why haven't you enjoyed anything in a while?

Pic related, it's my night.
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fuck this is a depressing thread
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>>709838027
>knife blade
>faggot who cuts cuz muh emotions
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>>709836937
im home too only because my wife decided to get sick. fucking bitch.
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>>709837939
integrated marketing communications

dads is in the middle of this mid life crisis and telling me to go to film school after i graduate college. cuz i like movies. but idk, such a huge decision and if i fail, im bummin it forever, if i choose marketing, id have more than likely have a good job, solid pay, etc, but live the whole "working for the man" kind of thing hanging over my head my whole life, the whole "what if"
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>>709838120
>>razor blade
>>construction worker who cuts cuz it's his job

ftfy
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>>709836937
Sup OP, 24 yo in same boat as you. Got pretty rekt last night so I'm taking it easy tonight. Chillin on that Durango tequila!
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>>709838161

>integrated marketing communications

What the fuck does that even mean?
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>>709838161
I feel you. I would say to be wary of your dad's advice since you yourself said he is going through a midlife crisis; don't let that get to you.

On the other hand, you don't have to pick either of those job prospects exclusively; you can get your marketing degree, and then study film as well, maybe try it out and if it doesnt work out youll have something to fall back on.
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>>709838027
long story. will try to make it short: went to penn state, then left cuz i hated it after one semester, when to communicaty college back home for a while, needed to get out and a friend was applying to sdsu so i applied as well, we both got accepted and lived together.

it was alright but then i sort of did everything, and he started going to LA alot of the weekends and i didn't really have any friends, and im terrible at meeeting people, hard to explain, but just lonely, broke up with my girflriend when i got here cuz i she was about to go to college and i didn't want her to be stuck with me on the other side of the country. her family eventually moved to san diego in some weird sick joke that is my life and now she lives here.

dude ha so much crap idk, i know i can pull myself out, its just, idk, its just not happening right now, all these other kids around me seem so, i dont want to say happy, but just like, they have their moments, friends that ask them out to do things and whatever, and i feel forgotten almost i guess? like i need to raise my voice and be like im here and i want to do things too, but then that would be forced, and i dont wanna be forced, i want things to come naturally like it seems for everyone else.
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>>709838330
nice man. what kind of music you into?

>>709838366
its basically a specialization in marketing that focuses on combining everything into one solid message for the consumer. so basically being like, ok, we need to reach these types of people, and we are going to use online advertisement, billboards, and radio. so then i would be like, how do we figure out an integrated message to consumers that makes sense? so kind of like "im lovin in" by mcdonalds, its across all their advertisements and makes sense. whether you see it, or hear it, or whatever, you know its mcdonalds, and you just get it.

does that make sense?

but yeah, whenever people ask me, i usually say marketing cuz i hate explaining
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>>709838507
>dude ha so much crap idk, i know i can pull myself out, its just, idk, its just not happening right now, all these other kids around me seem so, i dont want to say happy, but just like, they have their moments, friends that ask them out to do things and whatever, and i feel forgotten almost i guess? like i need to raise my voice and be like im here and i want to do things too, but then that would be forced, and i dont wanna be forced, i want things to come naturally like it seems for everyone else.
so this can be pretty much summed up as you feeling lonely and like youre wasting your prime social years? I feel you my nigga.

Have you tried to reconnect with your ex gf? assuming you have an interest in her again?
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sexless marriage with mad frustration. smoking so much weed to kill all sexual drive. 30 yo /fit/fag.
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>>709838860
>sexless marriage with mad frustration. smoking so much weed to kill all sexual drive
Dafuq? this shit just doesnt add up? how are you in a sexless marriage? Why are you trying to kill your sexual drive?
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>>709838735
yeah hard to explain when you've been drinking. but not that im wasting my prime years so much, i dont really care about partying, i just want to find one good person and get out of this sort of rat race. i want to just get out and live somewhere else, near mountains or wildlife, and just live there. im not much for all this crap other kids like.

but yes, i suppose theres a little bit of what you said. feeling lost in a time where i should be finding.

and as for my ex-gf, yes and no. i dont want her back, but we've talked occasionaly and stuff. she wanted to hang out recently but she lives far away and has no car, and neither do i, so it didn't happen.

i think we would be good for each other. but thats boat sailed, and i dont really wanna sail back. regardless of how my loneliness may make me feel sometimes
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>>709836937
https://clyp.it/kd4vqnl3a
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OP here again.

currently listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiUQTFKPIp8
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>>709838985

if that's where you want to live, go out and explore. when I was your age, I was still a virgin. you have so much potential that you don't even know about. if you're interested in marketing, you need a drive - something you're passionate about, something you believe in. travel, explore, see what calls out to you. good call on letting that ship sail (ex-gf).
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Hi anon, 18 yr old in San Diego sitting in dorm alone while everyone is at halloween parties. Accept I have no alcohol
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>>709839614

I accept that fact.
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>>709836937
Same, same. Minus the drinking. Probably should have had a drink, but am trying to sober up. Am an alcoholic. What are you over there doing?
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>>709838961
get this. my wife is smoking hot. she just has no drive. she always too tired because of dealing with the kid all day. etc. I'm thinking about pulling some serious side ass. because I'm a very sexual person. everything changed after the kid though.
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>>709839614
what school u go to
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>>709840088
in school
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>>709837572
wtf are you even on about? colleges have wild parties on halloween weekend. people don't stop with the festivities immediately after high school
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>>709840130
>my wife is smoking hot. she just has no drive. she always too tired because of dealing with the kid all day. etc.
yep, she's the one getting it on the side dude, its fucking obvious? you think it's because of the kid? haha youre getting cucked dude.

I shouldn't even be laughing I feel bad for you that youre this naive.
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>>709840320
College? You're at school right this second? Why?
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26 year old here.

Don't really have any close friends anymore and drinking alone as well. Doesn't really bother me that people are at Halloween parties, I'm done with late teen/early 20s parties.

I don't even have an excuse. I'm attractive, likeable and somewhat successful. I'm just a shitty person and going through a pretty bad time right now.

Fuck everything.
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>>709840130
dude easy solution .

invite the kid into the mix.

there. no excueses.
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>>709836937
Same bullshit here anon.

The only difference yesterday I had money and asked my girlfriend if we were going to do anything today and she said there were no plans so we decided to go out and eat and see a movie.

Then today her friend called her up for a girls night at the bar for Halloween. If I knew she was going to do that bullshit I would have went out as well.
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>>709840433
because im 23 and thats typically the age someone is in collegee? i dont understand ur question

>>709840491
yeeep. feelin this real hard (op here)
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>>709840555
fuck that bitch. nice trips tho. at least you got trips.
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>>709840589
And I'm getting some real bad heartburn drinking this whisky right now.

I MEAN CMON!
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>>709836937
Sitting at home by myself, can't afford drink or drugs, it could be worse anon
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>>709840400

troll detected.

seriously though, it's a primal urge: men are wired to have the proclivity to sow their seed. women are emotional creatures who won't do anything unless their emotions dictate it. if a woman is emotionally unavailable (mental health issues, tending to a baby, two x chromosomes) then you're not getting laid. this goes against the testosterone-fueled male drive. women don't understand this because they only understand emotion and not logic.
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>>709840589
Ah, well, it's 10:40pm here, so it's odd that you would be at school. Let alone on 4chan at school.
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>>709840742
dang. i know that feeling. usually occurs on fridays for me. i buy alochol on a saturday or something cuz i feel like shit. then i drink it throughout the week. then i have none for friday when i want it again cuz i feel like shit, but i feel lame and cliche being a college student buying alcohol on a friday, im insane.

>>709840692
CMON
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>>709840887
dude im in school, like a college student, not actually in a class right now
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>>709840887
He's attending school, but probably at home you fucking dummy.

>>709840922
OP what are you feeling shitty about today?
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>>709840778
Not a troll, nigger. /b/ro to /b/ro I'll give you this advice: keep an eye on her for a bit more this week. I would be suspicious of her if I was you.

Good luck
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>>709840778
oh my sweet lord man you get it. this so much. I shouldn't be so bent out of shape about it man, i know i lack the discipline to shut off the urges because it really affects my attitude. it just comes out negative.
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>>709841007

not the OP, 007. But I see your point. Whenever a woman says that her sex drive comes and goes, it "ebbs and flows", that means she knows exactly why she lost interest in sex with one person and diverted it elsewhere. It's a time-honored excuse.
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>>709840991
well today is the day a lot of people go with their friends to college parties. they have fun and socialize. they have friends texting them and calling them, asking where they are or what party they are going to.

my roommate who has been here for about maybe one or two months, within a week, had like a million friends and was talking to me like he wasn't sure which party he should go to, like thats a fucking problem, you know? well great dude, i dont have any option. and i dont like going to bars alone or anything like that

buts its a lot. knowing i never have plans on the weekend (fri-sun) always sort of triggers that feeling of shittiness and depression and loneliness
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>>709840964
>>709840991
Well I asked what you were up to, god damn. Fucking drunk autist. No wonder people don't invite you places.
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>>709841126

Hey man, at your age, I still hadn't felt the warm, sweet release of a vagina. You're doing okay, kid. Realization is important here. I see good things in your future.
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>>709838406
pretty solid advice right here
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>>709841335
pls show me which post asks what im fucking up to

ardtard trying to cover his sloppy tracks detected
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I wish I had a paycheck coming. Quit my job for another job that fell through, pissed away my savings waiting on it only to find that it wasn't going to happen.

Fuck my life.... should have some meth coming my way soon which should be nice
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>>709840088
>What are you over there doing?
>>709841457
Same fucking thing.
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>>709841426
cheers
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>>709840922
Forgot to tag post
>>709841567
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>>709836937
Hi OP. I'm 36 female and also drinking. My husband is sitting on couch next to me reading his Kindle. I'm drinking Bulleit bourbon and an IPA. I haven't been to a Halloween party since I was around your age.

I would advise my 23 yr old self to get over any insecurities and live life to the fullest. I feel like I did to a large extent. But honestly I regret not doing porn or getting gangraped.

At 23 I was just finishing school for a (unbeknownst to me at the time) useless degree. I went back to school and have been a nurse for 6 years now. I should have just done that from the start. I never wanted to hand out refreshments and narcotics and wipe asses but it's not that bad and I get paid really well and have good insurance.

I totally don't regret the two abortions I had when I was 20 and 21. I have a 5 yr old son now and that's fun.
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>>709841567
>doing meth

That's why your life is shit bro. Hold on because its about to get worse if you keep doing it. Youll end up all crazy and homeless, you dumb shit.
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>>709841567

Don't take this as a platitude, but it could always be worse. You have a world of opportunity in front of you.
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>>709841684
Tits or gtfo you bitch.
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>>709841853

ha ha welcome to 4chan. you know the rules
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>>709840778
as a woman with a kid i can tell you my sex drive plummeted after I gave birth and has never fully recovered. it sucks. now my husband is like i can has sex? and i'm like fine make it quick and i pull out all the tricks i know to make him shoot his wad as fast as possible so i can go back to doing other things. i feel bad about it but i also feel like there's nothing i can do.
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>>709841684
jesus. the abortions hit my like a train. gotta say im proud that you accepted those choices and acknowledge they are legitimate choices.

although thats sorta bogus advice, like fortune cookie shit. "live life to the fullest" ok what does that even mean you know? thanks for the reply tho.

damn, i really wish /b/ brought back ID's so you know who op is.
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>>709836937
Also drinking by myself!
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>>709842132

Thank you for giving me the drive I need to fuck other women.

As an aside, have you told him about your decreased desire? What did he say?
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>>709841684
thanks for your input. now, output tits or vacate the premises.

Ma'am.
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>>709841853
yeah nope i've done that before (and sharpie in pooper). been around here over a decade now. i've paid my dues to /b/ so you gtfo newfag
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>>709842132
i really don't see a problem with this. most guys dont give a shit about how long the sex is. if you just told him "hey, i don't care how quick it is, bust your load whenever you want" he would totally be like "fuck alright dope, do your thing and make me cum bullets"

at least thats my opinion. if she really didn't care, id wanna know, so i didn't have to hold it to try and create the illusion of lasting longer when really i just wanna fuckin nut real hard within a minute of hittin it doggy style lol
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>>709842132
>>709841684
you know the rules. fuck off or post those milky tittties.
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>>709842300
>le I'm an oldfag meme xd xd xd

If you are a woman you're fucking stupid. Fuck off you degenerate attention seeking slut. Go have another abortion you bitch.
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>>709841765
Nah, the meth is irrelevant and I haven't touched it in a couple months, cheaper and nicer than alcohol and doesn't fuck you up as much, both are neurotoxin and both are addictive, everything in moderation.

>>709841824
Yeah shit should get better, Canadian winter is no time to start a business, just need to find work till it gets warmer which fucking sucks but it is what it is.
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>>709842205
you're right that's cliche'd but i'm pretty drunk. i mean... you're in the prime of your life so if there's shit you want to do that requires youth and vitality, do it now. You're not getting any younger. If you wanna go to a nude beach, do it. Join the military. Learn to scuba dive. Backpack around Europe. Etc. The older you get the more responsibilities and inhibitions you have so get it all out now while you're young. Once you hit your late 20s life will probably be drastically different.
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>>709842132
wow. i actually appreciate this. Would you be mad if he acquired a sidepiece? Just to fill the void you know.Is he an emotionally receptive man? cuz i can tell you right now i am and i can feel how my wife is just, "ok, done". Some times it feels like I'm banging a tired young beautiful hooker. when a nigga is trying to make love.
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>>709842272
yeah he knows. i'm always like i don't really feel like it and he gets this sad look and then i think he's not getting it anywhere else i gotta do my duty so i'm like fine just do it. maybe once a month i'll get into it. it really is dependent on my monthly cycle/hormones.
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>>709842132
I'm no doctor, I just play one on TV, but it's probably both hormonal and psychological.

You can supplement hormones as you age to help you retain some of the youthful things, talk to your doctor.

It's also not unlikely for women to just not feel as attractive as they once were especially after a kid or two. Talk to your man, be open about it. All it might be is just him showing his affection for you more than he is currently.

I used to fuck an older woman couple of years ago. I thought she was really attractive and even though she was in her 40s, the things that I found attractive about her were different than from young girls.

I had a suspicion and then found out that she was actually married and I helped her feel good about herself and gain enough confidence that she started talking to her husband about her needs and then we stopped seeing each other.

Sucks that I stopped getting that nice experienced pussy (the blowjobs were fucking amazing), but I feel like I helped a relationship.

ANyways, be honest with your significant other, you owe them that much.
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>>709842864

goddamn, I hope he grows the balls to fuck other women
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>>709842653
i hate that method of thinking though. this sort of depressing mentality that as you get older, fun turns to shit and everything is work and bills. i know you have more responsibilities and i understand that life does get more complicated, but i feel like we shouldn't feel that way. that all the fun needs to be had now or something. i mean realistically, what needs to be done now compared to when im 40? i mean i hope i can still do a majority of the things i do now when im 40.

swim/hike/run/etc
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>>709842665
I've told him i wouldn't care if he wanted to fuck a prostitute or go get a "massage" or whatever. Just no relationships and no whores in the house. But honestly he's not the type to do that. He was actually pretty offended when I suggested it.
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2 bitches on here have still not shown their tits. Please abandon thread /b/.

Repeat:

SAGE

REPORT

ABANDON THREAD

There is an unwilling female in this thread. She is refusing to comply with the rules.
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>>709842864
>i gotta do my duty

see theres your problem. you're already going into it like its some fucking job. sex is supposed to be fun. what do you want out of sex? what do you want him to do? maybe you don't want him to do anything? what if a young 24 year old buff dude with a huge cock wanted to fuck everyday? i feel like you'd be down.

something tells me ur just bored of ur husbands dick and ur blaming hormones and shit.
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>>709843166
ABANDON THREAD

SAGE

REPORT

DO NOT REPLY

FEMALE ATTENTION SEEKING AND NOT COMPLYING WITH TITS OR GTFO RULE
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>>709843149

congratulations on marrying a beta male. he'll be there forever, whether you want it or not.
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My ride left me after they went to pick me up at work and boss called out to me saying nobody else is willing to do overtime. Now im home alone with nothing to do but hope the guy Im hooking up with doesnt flake.
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>>709842939
There's a psychological component, but not in that way. I've always been somewhat of a sexual deviant (i'm here on /b/ afterall...) and he's a very vanilla type of guy. I have no interest in hormones - I used to be on birth control but it made me feel like I was bipolar. I've been with this guy for 12 years so it's not an unattractive/insecurity issue.
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>>709836937
hey im drinking by myself too! whatcha wanna chat about? im 29 yo male in aus
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>>709843490

welcome to a mutually sexless marriage.
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>>709843149
appreciated again. My wife said the same thing but i could do it. I was a Marine whore myself before i met, just mindset you know.
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>>709837358
>xanex
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>>709843490
Ugh, how do people not realize that being sexually compatible is a HUGE part of a healthy relationship.

You guys are getting a divorce within 5 years, I'm calling it now.
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I really fucking hate you right. I hope you live forever. Miserably. Alone. I hope you drink that whole bottle, and go back for another.
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>>709843050
you can still do fun shit when you're 40 but your other responsibilities get in the way. Kids, caring for aging parents/relatives, work, advanced degrees (currently working on my masters), cleaning your house, managing finances. the world of responsibility never stops expanding. sad but true man. I still dick around a lot and have fun but it only makes me more anxious about the looming responsibilities i'm currently ignoring.
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>>709843490
shut the fuck up. No one wants to read one more word you type until you show those tits.
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Jealous. Just got back from a party but I'm out of alcohol now.
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>>709838705

do you really mean to tell me some people go to school for generalized marketing, and others go for "specific catchy phrase" marketing?

How is it btw? I thought about doing marketing as my major
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>>709843274
it could be boredom. i don't really want anything out of sex. i masturbate to gay (male) porn so there's nothing i can really turn into a reality. yeah if there was some guy with a huge cock wanting to fuck me i'd probably want it like once but for the most part i just don't care. my sexual preferences are weird.
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>>709843526
I'd love to go to Australia, but how the fuck do I avoid drop bears?

Shit is legitimately scary.

>>709843778
Nigga I'm 28 and I feel like I have the same amount of responsibilities as when I was 18.

I feel like a lot f people kind of take on a lot of unnecessary "responsibilities" as they get older and have to grow up.

Just do what you enjoy in your free time. Not that hard.

Source: an adult that never really grew up and has a pretty fun, fulfilling life.
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>>709843377
yep, thanks
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>>709843996
>>709843746

oh yeah, next stop divorce city
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>>709843931
well a lot of people who have no idea what they wanna do but think they are creative take marketing, even tho its turning into a highly data driven occupation.

but i wouldn't call it "specific catchy phrase." it just meant to show you have an understanding of the whole marketing machine, rather than just little pieces.

i really don't know a good comparison. but like telling someone you're a psychiatrist rather than a psychologist. one clearly knows more than the other. you know?

but yes, to many people, its all the same shit
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>>709843274
>>709843996
Sex is something that should be looked forward to. instead of looking at it as a fucking chore. embrace each other and fucking go in like you mean it. And guess what...its actually fucking stress relieving goddamnit. fucking wow can you believe it
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>>709843996
you sound like a complete fucking cunt haha jesus if u were any sort of woman you'd be giving ur husband women to fuck. damn u sound depressing as hell
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>>709843996

>Suggest threesome to your husband
>say it will be mmf
>say you want him to fuck another dude while you watch
>marriage is saved
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>>709844003
haha drop bears are a myth ive only ever seen one in the zoo... its such an overdone meme.

you should visit - beautiful country though very hot and currently overrun with mosquitoes where i am

hows your night going? how many drinks have you had? what are you drinking?
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>>709844425
was born there. it is a nice country.
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>>709844003
when i was 18 i lived with my parents, my mom gave me money to buy weed and paid for my car and all that shit. i wouldn't want to go back to it. Even when I was 28 shit was different from how it is now. Maybe in 10 years you'll remember this and know what i'm talking about.
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>>709844425

why do most people in Australia have awful internet? Is good internet really overpriced?
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>>709844173
actually i'm not even legally married, just living together with a kid. i don't see it happening. we're acutally a really good family.
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>>709844424
this is a great idea but he doesn't even like anally penetrating females and he's very straight.
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>>709844764

sounds like a boring fuck
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>>709844618
i have great internet 100mbps down 40mbps up :). average around the country is 20mbps down with maybe 5mbps up, but we're getting there!

i pay $80 aud a month for unlimited downloads too

what's your internet like?
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>>709844764
would it turn you on if he started hitting the gym getting major gains?
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>>709844868
well that boring fuck is my husband. He gets this tight pussy every week while you sit at home and masturbate to traps
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>>709844868
KEK hes been ur wife for how long and he never wanted to try anal? i was with a chick for like 3 years and was already itchin for a taste of the pooper
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>>709844907

nice

mine is 60mbps down and 5 up

in eastern US
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>>709844549
Of course it feels different. You age and become a more mature person. I'm talking about people who get overwhelmed with stupid shit. Like seeing those "busy" parents that are always complaining. I feel like if you're doing it right, your ability to handle shit scales with your difficulty of life and it balances out. That's kind of what I meant by feeling the same amount of responsibility as I did when I was an 18 year old kid.

The important thing is to not get bogged down by silly shit and to not get stuck is silly relationships and have fun.

>>709844663
>bad sex life
>just living together with a kid.
>we're acutally a really good family.
Doesn't sound like a good relationship.

>>709844425
Night's going OK. I feel like I should be going to bed since it's midnight or so here in Colorado, but my brain doesn't want to.

I've had maybe a third of Jameson, so kind of drunk, but not incapacitated. How's your night going. Isn't it morning in AU? How's your morning going you glorious cunt?
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>>709836937
I would have gone out to the bars tonight, but I'm still waiting for my DUI court date and I'm not allowed to drink or be in bars. (long story short - I treated a stop light as a stop sign because they just installed the light and blew a little over the limit)

I also just fucked up 2 relationships in a row pretty badly, so I wouldn't have had anyone to go with anyways since I don't have any friends that aren't addicted to heroin.

I have no alcohol since I drank it all a few days ago and no weed either since I lent $40 to my junkie friend that said he'd have it back to me yesterday. I know he'll pay me back eventually.

So I'm just sitting here in my apt alone, depressed, and contemplating suicide. Nothing new.
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>>709844868
yeah a little but he's a great dad and makes money. he also cooks and cleans. so win for me.
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>>709845071
>implying i masturbate to traps

lady, if you yourself aren't some neckbeard trap, need to get ur shit together.
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>>709845062
he's already ripped as hell. He's dick is also pretty decent since he's half black
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>>709845071

>neckbeard detected

While I do fap to traps, I have a girlfriend
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>>709845097
that's not bad. what do you pay for that?

biggest issue for us comes down to latency - any US based game servers are 200ms+ which is not great and not all games are willing to put up oceanic servers and you wouldn't want to play on asian servers with the gooks
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>>709836937
Sup bro. 26 y/o male here. Also drinking alone.
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>>709845153

and what do you do? just curious

I guess all of that is worth it for bad sex. is he open to improving in bed? have you spoken to him about it?
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>>709845174
>lady on 4chan who hasn't shown tits
ok ill let it slide
>has a half black husband
get the fuck out
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>>709845119

you'll get probation as long as you stay clean. nobody cares about a dui on your record. stay away from the smack addicts. you'll be fine.
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>>709845113
nice, are you mixing or drinking it straight? im having sugar free vodka cruisers (only on my second one).

its almost half past 5 pm here so nearly evening.

you're in colorado! that means you can get weed legally? damn so lucky!
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>>709845186
>>709845158
guys that "woman" you've been tallking to is just a troll. Ignore him/her, just wants attention. If she really wanted to have good discussion she wouldve at least shown tits
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>>709845292
>racist detected
fucking newfags have ruined this board so bad. Back to your containment board.
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>>709845208

about $65

>biggest issue for us comes down to latency - any US based game servers are 200ms+ which is not great and not all games are willing to put up oceanic servers and you wouldn't want to play on asian servers with the gooks

I always forget about that, but it makes perfect sense. Lot of times when I try to game with people from australia/new zealand, they lag/rubberband a lot.
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>>709845062
he's actually been working out a lot and has lost all his excess body weight in the past year. he looks great and i tell him this often. it does make me want to fuck him more, but not from an attraction standpoint - it's more like he's dedicating all this time to bettering himself i should reward him.
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>>709845291

she gets fatter and complains about her relationship online. that's about it.
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im a white christian(ish) male
live in muslim cultured country
gf and i have to hide from her parents constantly (due to the culture if she aint married she aint livin alone)
last night she gets caught by her parents and now shes off to Canada
im riddled with regret and feel fully responsible for ruining her life
idk if depression will come out of this but my life sucks so much at this moment
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>>709845381

Might be, but I'm stoned and got nothing better to do, so I'll entertain it.
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>>709845524

>wahh my husband does everything
>wahhh he's an asshole
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>>709845477
kek oldfags are the biggest racists newfag
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>>709836937
I'm 24
Gf went to a halloween party last night. I didn't go because I just hate people and I honestly would have just been bored and annoyed. Hate being around drunks because we're fucking idiots and annoying.
She also went out to eat with some girlfriends/co-workers earlier today.

I stayed home drinking for the past 2 days, watching futurama and playing ARK. So you aren't really that alone.
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Thanks, Lori.
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>>709845489
hmm you're paying more than me for slower speeds, but i am lucky i live close to the city center so i can get these speeds.
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>>709845544

checked

>can you do anything about it?

If yes, then find a way to help her. If the answer is no, then it's out of your hands. Just forget about it.
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>>709845598

lol women
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>>709845698
cant do shit
her dads from the country
if they wanted to i could be deported
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>>709845678

Yeah, it sucks balls.

Verizon FiOS is a lot better but a bit out of my budget. Doesn't help that I live in a very expensive city. And fuck Verizon anyway.
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6264204100
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>>709845800

checked

then leave that shit alone. You can't do anything AND you're putting yourself at risk. Walk away while there's still time, and learn from your mistakes.
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>>709845800
so you live in malaysia?
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Hi 23yo male, 20yo male here

Should i go tomorrow to work? It would be a laboured day so it would be double pay but coworkers are saying that theres a risk they wont payme extra hours

Should i?
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>>709845898
no i do not
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>>709845923

what would you do otherwise?
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>>709845641
no, newfag. Please just go back to your containment board, you edgy piece of shit.

>>709845524
You have no idea how fat or skinny I am. Seriously shut the fuck up
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>>709845969
Bharain, UAE, Egypt or Morocco?
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>>709846019

fatty detected
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>>709845969

bangladesh?
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>>709846088
does it matter?
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>>709845544
just get you some hashish and forget about habibi
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>>709845995
Probably just stay home fapping or going to have a beer with the little money i have
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>>709846225
>>709846225
As a matter of fact yes. The opportunities you have and your mobility depends on where you are and what your citizenship is.
Not to mention the laws of the country and how they affect you and those around you.
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>>709845313
I'm not worried about probation. I'm worried about my mental health right now since my court date isn't until mid January and I don't have a license until then.

Can't afford that interlock bullshit. Guess I'll just stay at home all the time and not do anything anymore.
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>>709846259
>little money i have

go work
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>>709845358
Drinking it straight. You really shouldn't mix whisky. A little bit of water or a small amount of ice is acceptable, but mixing it with anything is kind of a waste. Cheers!

Yeah weed is legal and very common here, it's pretty nice.

Not to mention these views.
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>>709846392
spoke to the parents
theyre not gonna do shit to me luckily
but shes still on her way and to be honest i dont give a fuck about what happens to me i jist want her to be safe
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>>709846566

checked

can't you guys talk through email or something?

Just check on her but you kinda have to let her go
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>>709846473
Yeah, better than fapping

Thanks random man on a taiwanese painting debate site
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>>709846701
i see no other option
thanks for the help /b you guys arent actually that bad
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>>709846485
>Coloradofag detected.
Denverfag here man. am sipping a little jack and working out this lady mary jane.
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>>709846485
cheers! damn nice views - makes me want to play Red Dead - can't wait till part 2.

weed's damn expensive here and pretty shit too.

one of my life goals is to visit a US state where weed is totally legal and blaze it!
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>>709846485
>>709845113
Looking at these pics makes me feel like I'm playing ARK.
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>>709846821

You can always fap when you get home from work. Actually, you can spend the day working and making a mental list of what you're gonna fap to. Make some money and reward yourself with an hour long fap session.

you're welcome.

>>709846829

Better than nothing, right? long distance relationships are also very difficult. Maintain a friendship, it's better than nothing.

Hang in there, things will get better /b/ro
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what we talkin' about?
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>>709846853
Right on man. Where in Denver?

>>709846919
Yeah man, I drive around and see some open areas around here and it's straight out of RDR. It gets even wilder out west in Utah. Come visit. It's not hard to get weed in any major city out here, but it's legal in a couple states. Canada's also pretty sensible about it as well.
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>>709847522
Seriously expecting a carno or t-rex is come crashing towards me if I turn around in these pictures.
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OP here

sort of just been viewing the action. got a little too drunk to follow all the posts.

glad people are learning things and having open discussions. cool shit.

goodnight.
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>>709846981
>>709847645
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>>709836937
>>709836937
I'm drunk as f*** tonight if I hadn't been drunk and forever and I saw your message I just thought I would reply and say the sometimes life just f****** sucks I'm sorry you're drunk by yourself just like me this is f******
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>>709847666

satan trips for a great thread
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>>709847522
northeast denver my man. stapleton area. people around this motherfucker are so goddamned stuck up and pretentious. so stifling. whereabouts you?
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>>709847742
Not using one of the voice-to-text thing so try to figure out what the f*** I'm talking about he can I'm just drunk as f*** and missing My wife who died a few years ago and I just want to say then it really f****** sucks
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>>709847778
Yeah a lot of the nicer areas of Denver are kind of like that.

Currently in Arvada, but I'm all over the place.
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>>709847916
? Why do good people have to die
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>>709847681
I'm too drunk for this.
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>>709847778
w-what is it
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>>709848217
It's melted down weed pollen.

Gets you real fucking high.
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>>709847742
>>709847916
Is that rap lyrics
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Halloween parties are for normies anyway who fucking cares >>709836937
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>>709848167
That looks excellent man.
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>>709848217
different varieties of THC concentrate. This is meant to be vaporized at high temperatures through dabbing or pen use. Concentrates are about 98-100% THC
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>>709848766
they don't get to 100%

they're usually around 80-92%
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>>709847681
www, wheres this at?
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>>709848846
That's like half an hour west of Denver, CO.

Not a particularly impressive hike.
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>>709848846
www.yesterday.com
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>>709848960
where are some of the better hikes? I'm usually at RMNP. but this traffic makes shit for the trip these days.
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Yeah me and my band just got back from our Halloween party we kicked ass. : D How's your night? Boring?
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>>709848840
or something like that professor.
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>>709849352
pics?
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>>709848736
I'd post another one, but Hiro fucked up the maximum size limit on the site. So here's a picture of the webm I was going to post.
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>>709849730
The language looks either Norwegian or Icelandic, I'm going with Icelandic though, so this is somewhere in Iceland. Too drunk and too lazy toi google it.
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Out tonight with my bro after changing my oil and running. Decided to hit a bar before calling it a night. Praise Mr.Skeletal
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>>709849874
NOPE, it's Sweden. Damn, so close.
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>>709849913
you guys check each other's oil? >:]
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>>709850060
How did you know? Shit was cash bbz
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>>709836937
Don't feel too bad OP, it could be worse.

I'm sitting here on methamphetamine cramming hard for microbiology while simultaneously fighting off the inevitable amphetamine horniness. Everybody else is out having fun and im filling my brain with drugs and information i dont care about.
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Aayyy
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>>709850255
Might as well drop out now if you don't care about what you're studying, you fucking faggot ass waste of recources
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>>709850439
Ever heard of electives? unfortunately i cant just do my major subject, life would be too easy that way.
Sorry for trying to further my education, fuck me right?
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>>709850726
Well then don't be a little bitch about it. Knowledge of microbiology is highly valued in any aspect of life.

Stop complaining about having to learn things that most people don't even get the chance to.

Privileged piece of shit
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>>709850255
In what study anywhere is microbiology an "elective"?
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>>709845477
I now live in a world where people call others newfags for being racist on /b/

What a time to be alive. A really shitty time.
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>>709851112
basically any STEM field
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>>709850983
Jesus man whats up your ass, not having a good night? Am i not allowed to gripe about having to cram, something everyone would agree is shit? Also, not that it matters to you but i worked my fucking ass off to get into university and try improve my lot in life.

>>709851112
Chemical engineering where im at, in the first few years at least.
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>>709850983
Sorry dude but i just graduated with a biology degree and had micro classes but havent had any luck getting entry level jobs. Its not as valued as youd think.
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>>709851938
not valued in that way. If you know how basic biology works, you can make informed decisions in your life.

Also, if you do get a job in that area, it'll help you immensely if you actually understood the subject matter.
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>>709851475
>everyone would agree is shit

lol, guess the polio vaccine was shit too, huh?
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>>709851417
I'm a mechanical engineering and physics and microbiology isn't an elective I can just freely take.
>>709851475
I can understand chemistry or biology (though the latter isn't really considered an elective, more of a required). Just the way you said it made it sound like you were something way out of the way of biology.
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>>709852177
guess it depends on the university
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>>709836937
Halloween parties ?
Holy shit i'm happy i'm here.
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>>709852042
Fair enough. I actually loved micro when i took it. Shame you need 5 years of experience to get a job in any lab. Even temp agencies havent found me any lab work.
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>>709852151
What the fuck are you talking about? what does cramming for exams have to do with polio vaccines you wanker?

>>709852177
Nah microbiology isn't all that bad really, its just hard to muster enthusiasm for a subject that doesn't interest you a whole lot when the ones that do have exams coming too.

Didn't expect to cop so much flak for it.
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3:41am, back from hween party and drunk as fuck. Some girl was grinding up against me for a while, but she has a girlfriend lal
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>>709852220
I honestly don't see how anybody can just take that class and not have the need to take another class as either a pre-req or general education class, in any university in the U.S. Microbiology is so out of the way of most STEM (other than chemistry with a concentration on bio-chem, or biology majors). There are usually pre-reqs for microbiology (intro to cellular biology at my university).
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>>709852360
This is 4chan. If you say something expect flak
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>>709852322
I know a lot of places that are hiring off the bat. They can't give those jobs away.

Just look at other companies. If you haven't had an internship, it might be harder, but there's always places taking basically anyone.

Be expected to do bitchwork, though
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>>709852477
>>709852177
These 7's.
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>>709852477
And there probably should be at my university too, its like learning another language and its my first time ever studying biology.
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>>709852360
>studies chemistry
>complains about applied chemistry
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>>709852458
"lesbian" lol

I've fucked a few "lesbians"
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>>709840130
gag that bitch, and pound her hard in the night and in the morning in the shower and once before she leaves for work.

It's your right man. Get it. Don't be a pussy just 'cause your child.

Time to let the snake loose.
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>>709836937
25 yr old virgin here.

I'm not even drinking, because I'm home for the holidays, and my parents don't like drinking and neither do they allow it.

Even the childhood hottie friend I thought would be here for me go over and fuck is not here. No friends here. Nothing to do. God what a depressing holiday.
FML.
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Graduating college was not like i thought. Figured in a month or so id get a starter job and work there a while to get experience. No job after 3 1/2 months now.

Getting a job as a cashier part time now just so i can make a little money since im living off my parents atm. I feel like a NEET since i do nothing but drink and play computer games except for the short periods where ill apply for any new jobs that come up or get a rare interview.

Got one old friend that lives close but hes married with a kid already and really busy most of the time.
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>>709854923
Life goes downhill from here
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>>709854983
Thats what im worried about.
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>>709855135
Shit, if the baby boomers didn't royally fuck everything up, maybe your degree would be actually worth something. Maybe your classes would be harder with more material. Maybe we wouldn't have lowered the bar and inflated grades so much that B's look bad.

Have fun developing a drinking habit to numb your depression.

Honestly the only thing keeping me going at this point is the chance that Trump will win and fix a lot of the shit.
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>>709855518
Yeah been wanting to replace drinking with weed since it at least wont cause liver failure but i wont smoke on the off chance i actually can get a real job.
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>>709855905
I got lucky in the way that my job only required an entrance drug test. I can smoke all I want now.

If you wanna make money, work for a private institution. If you wanna be a fucking slave, work at a public hospital.
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