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>>709830093
>>709830115
>>709830150
>>709830246
She's really blossomed.
>>709830494
The Fappening pretty much exposed every inch of her body - she's a horse-faced cunt.
>>709830071
Is she the little girl from Man on Fire? God she was awesome in that movie.
>>709830115
wtf is this pignosed creature
>>709830604
thank you for your input
>>709830716
Spend time posting better celebs.
>>709830564
You think??? she still looks pretty awkward to me.
I think OP pic is Dakota and the next few are Elle?
what is the easiest way to tell them apart?
>>709830985
theyre easily distinguishable
>>709830964
Dakota looks fine. She's "petite", but I like her.
>>709830985
Elle's labia majora are slightly more pronounced than Dakota's.
>>709831093
In general pics, Elle has smaller tits.
>>709831163
finally a true beauty
>>709831093
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
you really didn't say anything
>>709831210
A feminazi that won't shot tits or pussy unless it's "artistic".
>>709830985
maybe the eyes?
Dakota's pop more?
fair enough. I guess that is all that matters
>>709830604
Disagree. She has amazing tits and the rest of her is only slightly above average. But the tits though...
>>709831210
>>709830985
elle is taller, and has a smaller nose
Anyone find G cute?
>>709831463
Her bf when he's cumming in her
>>709831463
verboten until December
>>709831463
Yeah she's a cutie. Only recently gotten into her though
>>709830985
I can't usually tell either
I have a folder called Fannings
I think this is Dakota on left, Elle on right
OP pic looks like Emma Stone
>>709831163
Shes perfect
>>709831422
true ty anon
Dakota might have bluer eyes
>>709831463
Definitely!
>>709831391
I didn't say stop...
>>709831359
was meant for
>>709831120
>>709831829
Any have that threesome?
>>709831906
Pasty as fuck tho, the both of them. You'd think they were albinos.
>>709831564
Such a lucky guy.
>>709831581
Good thing she can't vote for Hillary.
>>709831607
Well she's in her prime right now, possibly more so.
>>709831849
Great legs.
>>709831463
only when she was like 10
puberty fucked her up hard
>>709832180
heh nothing wrong with a little ghost splunking
>>709831463
>>709831849
>>709831893
>>709832227
>>709832315
get this shit skin out of here
>>709832440
>>709832347
She's looking good lately. You have got to be kidding.
>>709832347
??!?
You kidding?
Maybe clean your eyeglasses and take another look at the red carpet photos.
>>709832462
White girl.
>>709832543
Who's ass?
>>709832462
>>709832609
Big pasty white tits
this is a Fanning
I think its Elle
All hail queen Taylor of house swift, first of her name. Queen of /b and the fag men, lordess of of the seven diamonds and protector of the threads
>>709832703
Honestly, do you want to fuck her?
>>709832740
She's so sweaty...
>>709832703
Of course it's Elle.
Dakota and Elle are quite easy to tell apart.
>>709832600
thats hilarious anon, let me guess you think slavniggers are white too?
>>709832740
The queen in the north!
>>709832620
Not the one who posted, but that's Iggy Azalia. Pic fucking related.
>>709832740
>house swift
A damn nice house!
>>709832874
Fuck. Yes
Long may she reign!
>>709832347
G was goofy back then though. Now she's turned into a beautiful princess.
>>709832672
mmm yeah I can picture them now
>>709832600
Can someone tell me why this faggot kid is even relatively ''famous'' again?
>>709832620
Iggy
>>709832487
no, i'm not kidding.
she's fucking ugly, m8.
but here's your (You).
keep on defending her all you want.
it's never going to change the fact that you picked an ugly bitch for your celeb waifu
>>709832809
again you're not actually saying anything
which one is this and how can you tell?
>>709832600
>white girl with nigger nails
>>709832934
I've got a few more if you want.
>>709832848
Slavs are white to me.
>>709831283
and why should she show it just because like theres a timer? she doesnt have to yet she wants to if its done right. most nudity parts today and more women characters are just one dimensional cliche ridden
shes also worn see through stuff
>>709832961
>beautiful princess
>trying this hard to defend
>>709833148
>>709832600
She doesn't even have "talent". Unless she explodes in popularity, she'll be a relative nobody.
>>709831210
>>709831163
A true beauty indeed. Emma is a Goddess.
>>709833180
>>709833148
I want it all. Just like her big fat ass
>>709833012
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
>>709833216
>>709830604
Name?
>>709833180
>>709833148
>>709832874
>>709832543
Iggy's star is fading. Won't be surprised if she does some nude photoshoot soon to try and "re-capture" popularity.
>>709833245
Looks about right.
>>709833297
Kate Upton.
You seriously need a name?
>>709833245
You know shes not a celebrity but an actual prostitute right?
>>709832740
All hail our queen
>>709833280
>>709833039
the eyes. look at the eyes. one is almond shaped the other is very round.
Hint: Dakota = round eyed bastard.
>>709832999
She was on some Disney shows and recently in the Roots miniseries.
>>709833304
Isn't she due for a new album? That'll put her back on the map, if only briefly.
taylor swift is ugly as fuck outside and inside. needs to die tbh
>>709833376
>>709833432
>>709833363
Say what?
>>709833466
tbh
>>709831422
these two would make the very perfect moneyshot
>>709833490
>>709833424
I'd facefuck the shit out of her
>>709833376
>>709833490
Slow down anon
>>709830985
Well they have completely different faces you prosopagnosic retard
>>709833363
imdb.com
try it sometime
>>709833490
>>709833527
>>709833466
Even if you don't like her style or whatever, that seems a little harsh anon
>>709833497
There's big time rumors shes been a prostitute for years and years and years for saudi princes and hollywood big wigs. International prostitute that her parents got her into it at a young age
>>709833197
Her talent is her extraordinary looks and voice. In fact she has just released a new song.
>>709832477
>Not crossing her legs
>Slut
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice is v-very u-upset b-b-because she says I d-don't touch h-h-her anymore... She wants m-m-more out of me as a proper mate saying, "All you do is just sit there on your thumbs and look at me."... I t-told her I-I try my b-best but when it comes to trying to arouse my p-p-passion its very o-o-often touch and go, w-with mostly go... I know she i-is v-very beautiful; that's the reason why I chased h-her l-like a little rabbit... I-I a-a-activated my manly instincts because I-I w-wanted to take her h-home with me and admire h-her... She i-is n-now m-my wonderful trophy statuesse m-m-mate... Whenever I w-want a-a g-good hand r-rubbing s-session I-I call h-her into the r-room, asking her t-to sit o-or stand while I-I feistily beat m-m-my hand out t-to my d-distinguished thumb lengthed m-member... Unfortunately she a-always h-has a-a bored l-look on her f-f-face when this h-happens s-so I g-give h-her a-a book to read while I-I finish... I-I t-tell h-her t-to please b-b-be p-patient because I need her there t-to look at... So f-far she has b-been s-so lovingly helpful... I think she w-wants m-me t-to touch her b-but I-I d-don't know about that; I'm a l-little hesitant: that s-sounds so alpha like...
>>709833654
I'd take Iggy over JLO any day. Sue me
>>709833466
If by ugly you mean beautiful then yes you are right.
>>709833432
She is, but many, many delays. She even said it herself that her personal life is fucked and it's influencing the direction of her "music".
That one collab with Britney really wasn't all that impactful and none of the singles from her Digital Distortion album did anything noteworthy. She didn't capitalize on what momentum she had going for her for whatever reason.
>>709833573
How long have you been waiting to toss that word out?
And yes, you made me Google it.
;-)
>>709833171
G troll hater detected.
>>709833573
this is obviously someone that can't tell the difference either but gets picked on so much IRL that he needs to feel superior on an anon board
pathetic
>>709833660
I think she isnt doing anything worthwhile or has anything to say thats worthwhile. Maybe harsh but I dont see her contributing anything so she might as well bite it?
>>709833725
no disagreeing here
>>709833598
Boy, you are fixin' to get this thread ended early.
>>709833673
So cute in that set
>>709833598
She stuffs her bra.
>>709833430
slow hnnnnnnnnnnnnggh
>>709833466
This she looks like a stork and is annoying
edgelords out in full force tonight
Seeing all these beautiful people.. Like I'm not a girl but still
Why is life so unfair?
>>709833801
You know the real reason? She's having trouble fucking and sucking for tracks.
>>709833620
Her parents prostituted her from a young age. She was never a serious actress
>>709833922
r u not pretty anon? I am a very pretty man. I wouldn't know
>>709833853
By that logic shouldn't 90% of the population bite it?
>>709833893
Cute here.
>>709833878
I want to tell you that she's gross and you need to stop posting her.
But since I'm not an asshole, I will restrain myself.
>>709833853
If she was somebody you'd see on the street, she might be worth a fuck, but is she worth anyone's time, really?
Her music in general sucks and she's a fad that lasted only a few short years.
>>709834090
I'll stop
>>709834037
The fact that she is in the limelight and popular but imo not trying to be artistic at all like miley cyrus is bad. I dont think she cares about the arts. Most of her fans probably dont. This is how music mainly is nowadays though
>>709834090
Next time, don't even post :)
>>709834035
no anon.. if I was pretty there were good chances I wasn't in /b/ a Saturday night and lower my standards to 3/10s and fat bitches
>>709833388
thanks anon
Hayden Paniettere is a prostitute for saudi princes
>>709834213
I can understand not liking her I really can, but honestly her music and lyrics aren't complete trash like most pop/rap music nowadays imo.
Or if you want to be cynical about it, give her props for turning a somewhat promising country music career into arguably the biggest popstar career of our generation.
>>709833899
You stuff your rectum with nigger cock, faggot.
>>709834056
>Cute
>>709834618
>he doesn't see the irony of his own shitpost
>>709834365
>more shitty nails
>muh fashion
>>709834730
>doesn't understand the phrase 'fight fire with fire'
>>709833039
is that even a Fanning?
>>709834795
>>709834693
>>709834618
Drink bleach ;)
G. Hannelius isn't legal, 'tards.
The thread might as well be on the brink of 404, let's change gears.
>>709834589
Yea but the biggest popstar of this generation doesnt mean anything for the large part. David Bowie wasnt even the biggest popstar of the last generation yet he was extremely artistic and influential.
>>709834935
hayley?
>>709833922
Don't worry anon, think about this. All of these beautiful people rely on their image. I actually think they have it harder then the us, the un-celebs. I would never want to be famous.
>>709834795
She has achieved so much.
>>709834935
Less than two months.
>>709834935
She'll be 18 in two months, but until then she is a sweet, innocent little child.
Closer to an infant than a woman, right?
>an infant with a great rack.
>>709835114
>putting shitty shoes on the seat
>muh fashion
>>709834935
Are you mad?
There's nothing remotely improper about the photos of G in this thread.
Is there some new rule for /b/ I'm not aware of?
"Post no pictures of any person under 18. Period"??!?
Don't think so, mate!
>>709835023
Love her!
>>709835201
>you actually think that shit lipstick looks good.
even worse
>she actually thought that shit lipstick looks good and kept it on
>>709831638
is that...is that a pussy I see?
>>709835023
Bitch has a butterface. Nice body, but I don't find that face attractive at all.
>>709834983
Sure? I like David Bowie as much as the next person, but why does that mean Taylor Swift should die? Lol
>>709835407
>>709835271
Not mad at all. But all it takes is some fuck posting some fake of her and it all goes kablooey.
>>709835487
Nigga you gay
>>709835558
Except that no one posts anything like that of her. Other girls yes but I haven't seen anything even questionable for G ever. Calm yourself
>>709835750
>>709835664
Ass in motion?
>>709835771
Love Demi
>>709835531
Do you listen to her music at all, anon?
>>709834983
Opinion, but his acclaim didn't hit as soon as he became a star; it probably took a good 10+ years before his albums were evaluated as "genius".
At this rate, all pop stars of today won't achieve the same level of "genius" that Bowie did. Nobody's saying anything new or different and none of it's challenging or risky. If any pop star of this millennium stands a chance of being acclaimed at the same level that artists such as David Bowie has been, it'll be either decades or after the celebrity is dead that they'll be appreciated for their so-called "accomplishments".
>>709830150
>>709830246
how old is she? how much longer until she gets her boobies?
>>709835518
Lol. I just think shes not making good music i suppose. Not trying to make good music, instead making songs for her fanbase
>>709835270
To be fair she deleted that picture from her Instagram.
>>709835829
uh huh, you?
You don't need all this fame to be happy
We can live off what we have
I won't let you be exploited again
Truly, we can make others happy
>>709833684
I-I c-can say with p-pure joy when I-I'm b-busy jacking she i-is m-much better to look at than m-m-my computer monitor... I-I f-feel s-so awful knowing h-how f-few m-men g-get the luxury o-of having s-such a wonderful w-woman in their house...
Still love them
>>709835978
Her tits are heaven. Love Vicki
>>709835518
Ill take it back she shouldnt die
>>709835940
Yup. Have been into her probably close to 10 years now lol
>>709835842
For sure im just saying the type of music mainly produced today that popular to begin with and specifically that of taylor swift isnt near the quality of being timeless
I dont listen to many women singers though anyways. I think Adele is overrated. She has a good voice though. Lana del rey is good i guess
>>709836162
do you fap to her?
>>709836044
Nice!
>>709830678
Dakota Fanning. The older, prettier and more talented sister of >>709830093
>>709835246
It's because she isn't a whore.
>>709836223
Not nearly as much as I used to but yes. Admittedly liked her teen years better but I still love her.
>>709835928
but kept the one with all that shitty jewelry?
>oh right.. muh fashion
Why is she in denial about crooked hillary?
https://twitter.com/G_Hannelius/status/792395438930272256
>>709834122
Taylor Swift is a fad? What? LMAO
>>709836527
We're just trying to fap, why do you have to bring up politics?
>>709836343
>oh right... muh fashion
>>709836643
I really don't know how anyone could fap to this shit thread. Too much bitching going on about literally anything to get into fapping mood.
>>709836527
>picking a rapist candidate isn't okay.
>picking a candidate that defended a rapist is perfectly fine though
>>709831163
Ever since her nip-slip in the extended version of "Prisoner of Azkaban", I have loved this babe.
>>709836646
It's not like I don't notice her beautiful...eyes.
>>709836585
not him shes the definition of a fad
>>709836527
because she's not an in-bred mongoloid.
>>709836844
>shit brown
>beautiful
>>709836426
do you think hayley ever used groupies like a man would?
>>709832440
I love her fat pussy
>>709836790
So many girls have this mindsset unfortunately. Hillary will win. They just don't care if she is a murdering, rapist loving witch with that alternate public personality. Ignorance is bliss.
>>709836810
That film is brilliant tho ya. love HBP and DH too
>>709836208
This is WAYYYYYYYY off-topic and deserves another thread in another place, but it's worth saying that it's a feminist trap to say that female artists of this generation (Ariana Grande, Adele, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga) are 100% responsible for their "art" and that men aren't at all responsible for the impact their work has had.
Most celebs of today have a team or a producer that keeps popping up in different places (the names Greg Kurstin, Max Martin, Mark Ronson, and others should sound familiar).
While it might be nice to see one of these artists sell 10 million, know that it's because they are strategically aligning themselves with hitmakers that have relevance today. Take away those hitmakers and the probability that the star in question would have such a successful album or single probably drops off significantly.
>>709837089
>you will never cuddle with Emma in front of the fire
>>709836889
A pretty long-running fad with no sign of going away anytime soon. Are you sure you understand the definition of fad?
>>709836810
Uh, when? got a screengrab?
>>709837089
Pretty much all of them after Chamber of Secrets are amazing.
>>709837238
nobody cares about her, whens the last time you hear anyone talk about her irl. who wasnt a thirteen year old girl physically or mentally
>>709837255
Indeed.
Must see.
>>709836995
Brown is good.
>>709837011
If I'm being honest, no she doesn't seem like the type. But that hasn't stopped me from fantasizing about it lol. I know she dated one of the guys in the band at one point and I'm sure they took turns with her.
Ever seen her live?
>>709837364
Agreed. Was kind of put off by the batshit directing of goblet of fire, but I enjoy it still, I love them all
>>709837447
Another celeb whose body we've seen every inch of since the nudes went public.
Unless we get more of her masturbating or getting fucked, it's not as if the pics are going to get any better.
>>709836904
>https://twitter.com/G_Hannelius/status/792395438930272256
I don't let facts get in the way of my opinion.
>>709837207
Which is why I have respect artists who still do write their own music or at least have a heavy involvement in it. I don't necessarily identify with Taylor's lyrics, but I respect that she writes them. Ya know?
>>709837615
Tbh I never found her attractive with or without her clothes. Fuck jlaw.
>>709837518
never, you?
what do you fantasize about? hayley getting spit roasted in her bus?
>>709837211
:_: i want to cuddle
>>709835808
Is she trying to get this nigger dick?
>>709837851
c'mere bro
>>709837851
Well, are you Em?
>>709837407
Literally daily almost. She's one of the most recognizable names and faces of the last decade. Are you being serious or am I being epic trolled?
>>709837779
Love her body. I remember the night the announcement was made, seeing the first circulating pics and dreaming of more. As 9/1/2014 went on, it was hard for me to be disappointed. Whoever the anon was that leaked all of her pics, he had a goldmine.
>>709837407
When she just played her biggest concert ever last weekend. Lots of people talked about her and how she helped with the turnout for the F1 race.
>>709836904
Hillary is just too powerful. Trump is just making goof business decisions and exploiting the weaknesses of the law.
>>709837769
I'm willing to bet they do have a heavy involvement in the development and shaping of their songs, but there's usually one of these MEN that have a significant role in creating the songs.
>>709836810
youre joking right? im pretty sure youre joking
>>709837963
I'm dead serious nobody gives a flying fuck
>>709838059
GET THIS OUT OF HERE AND MAKE A NEW THREAD. DON'T TAINT THIS THREAD WITH THIS BULLSHIT.
>>709837828
I've seen her 4 times :P
And yes totally. Like she'd be banging the one of the group she's dating and another would accidently walk in on them and join in
Taylor Swift is dogshit. Like Beiber
>>709838181
I'm dead serious you don't have a grip on reality.
>>709837950
no :(
>>709831283
How do I shot tits?
>>709838202
yes
>>709833684
The faggotry is strong in you
>>709838290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I0r5TMsrRw
>>709838405
Lol'd
>>709838340
>>709837950
Emma Watson is a cunt. Before all the feminist bullshit. She treats fans like shit and probably only dates celebs.
>>709838405
Lel you caught my typo
>>709838244
must have been amazing
one in her pussy, the other in her mouth?
>>709838432
Second.
>>709838180
nice
>>709838340
Do you want to be Em?
>>709838334
Braindead women dont have a grip on reality
>>709838472
Thats why shes specifically said she wont and has not dated celebs right?
>>709838533
Mhm. Right after a show too so she'd be all worked up and sweaty. Just rip one of those tight outfits of hers off and start pounding her from both ends
>>709833009
Yes
>>709833039
dakota doesn't look like she has fas
>>709835981
All my first jizzums a lifetime ago
>>709838656
You're weird.
>>709833293
Woah she got hot.
>>709833293
Batshit cunt.
>>709833216
>>709833228
Gat damn!
>>709838472
tons of photos on google with her with fans. and she probably gets asked almost constantly
>>709838539
right
>>709838970
all she needed was a little bit of fat
>>709838472
She is an absolute sweetheart. You'll just have to take my word for it.
