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Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread
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>>709733681
No
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nup
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Okay
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still gay
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>>709733681
rull
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>>709733681
Get fucked cunt.
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Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
Count all the moods you've known
Know they're not stuck in stone
You were patient once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this down side
That you speak of
What is this feeling
You're so sure of
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
The time that you would never trade
Is equal to the effort made
You were simple once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this down side
That you speak of
What is this feeling
You're so sure of
What is this down side
That you speak of
What is this feeling
You're so sure of
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Superhuman masturbator, nuclear humiliator, total amalgamator, never leaves without shitting on your wives potatoes.
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Not funny after the 55th time is it
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>>709734234

Nobody cares what you think, post ending in 34 has no dick.
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1 1 was a racehorse n 2 2 was 1 2, 1 1, 1, 1, race and 2 2, 1, 1, 2
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nigga nigga fuck chigga woo hoo hoot lol kek nigz
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Last guy didn't even come close nigga boo hoo
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Rolling for 55.
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>>709734749
Time to motherfucking die.
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BIGLY
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To be honest it doesn't matter who gets 55 no nigga anon ever gonna deliver. All you faggots just sit around and shiver this shit cold as fuck my autocorrect tried to make me say duck
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JEWS
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>>709733681
mom's spaghetti
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Roll
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>>709733681
ain't rolling a 55
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oh shit
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>>709734822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ns4NImmgw6
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>>709733984

shameless fucking sucks.
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>>709734988

Checked. This anon likes sucking on dicks. 4chan should give this bitch ass nigga da flick ain't got no rhymes and speaks like a ruskii Hick his name might as well be "I hang off puttens dick"
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OP is a faggot - I'll deliver!
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hitler did nothing wrong
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get
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I was losing all my drive,
Everything I did felt so contrived,
But then I rolled that 55
And now I finally feel alive
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Never gonna be another one, no.
I followed, so taken
So conditioned I could never let go
Then sorrow, then sickness
Then the shock when you flip it on me
So hollow, so vicious
So afraid I couldn't let myself see
That I could never be held
Back or up no, I'll hold myself
Check the rep, yep you know mine well
Forget the rest let them know my hell
There and back yet my soul ain't sell
Kept respect up,the best they fell,
Let the rest be the tale they tell
That I was there saying…
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FUCKING NIGGERS
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Test my will, test my heart
Let me tell you how the odds gonna stack up
Y'all go hard, I go smart
How's that working out for y'all in the back, huh?
I've seen that frustration
Been crossed and lost and told "No"
And I've come back unshaken
Let down and lived and let go
So you can let it be known
I don't hold back, I hold my own
I can't be mapped, I can't be cloned
I can't C-flat, it ain't my tone
I can't fall back, I came too far
Hold myself up and love my scars
Let the bells ring wherever they are
'Cause I was there saying...
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Rolling to get that sweet 55
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My name is Osama Bin Laden and I rate this song 9/11
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>>709735776
get
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>>709735776
last lucky reroll G E T
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somebody once told me
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easy
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We need a 55 up in this bitch, limit gonna be hit before 55 get hit, shotgun Coke nigga blat blat blat, this is the current state of hip hop and rap. Say some shitty lines and add in a Lamborghini, Rose flip Style nigga get some winnings, blat blat, nigga blat blat
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Now when I roll fam
It's like a dice fam
I can only say fam
cause you know im a fag
fam
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>>709735776
already practiced, this gonna be easy as fuck, just get me that sweet 55 and i'll deliver.
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bitch
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>>709735776
Presence, essence, pizzazz, panache, dashing flash, brazzen and brash,
The verve, the nerve, the truth, the proof the cash the passion and the class
Better than ever, cool as cucumber, smoother than butter, a little bit smug
Hotter than a mug, eye of the Tiger, the heart of a lion, The look of thug

Pick of the litter, The Attitude, the cleanup hitter, The baddest dude
Totally sure, full of allure, a raconteur, the poison and cure
Gravitas, glamour, you're dropping the hammer, a swashbuckling, debonaire
An A lister, with X Factor, capital G with the best hair

Dragon slayer, the franchise player, The king, the president, governer, mayor
You're rare, the opposite of square and pompus, You're shaped with flair like a rhombus
Confident, jaunty, awesomely saucy, You got more props than Ghandi
You got it on lock, got rocks and moxie, like you're rocking some brand new socksies

From city to city the grittiest kid, and he might be little bit cocky
But saying Swag is obnoxious
And if you be looking capture the confident way that I'm walking and talking there's options
Just say he's got 'Watsky"
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bitch nigga
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nawww
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My heart beats faster
I run, the bitches scatter
They all know what I'm after
And my mad dash could win a Bafta

The diarrhea keeps rolling
Trickling down my leg like a sleeper
Call me Christopher Nolan
Cus I gotta go deeper
Into the crowd, before the brown comes down to the ground
I see the door now but my heartbeat won't slow down

I make it in, one cubicle and it's occupied
But the pressure on my ass is like a porcupine
This shit can't wait, no I've run out of time
In my pants the shit flows, In Hell I'll soon dine.

Rate my OC /b/
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nigha
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>>709736143

All you bitches need to stop posting, let this lit nigga get a 55 nigga, if I roll a 55 I pass the torch let this lit nigga hit 55 nigga blat nigga blat blat I'm a homo faggot with a bat up my ass nigga blat poop blat blat
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k now pls quit dis
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55
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No, you can tell 'em all now
I don't back up, I don't back down
I don't fold up, and I don't bow
I don't roll over, don't know how
I don't care where the enemies are
Can't be stopped, all I know; go hard
Won't forget how I got this far
For every time saying…
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this
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>>709735776
somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
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>>709735776
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
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boy shake that ass oops i mean girl girl girl girl
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Will not deliver
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poopy cunt
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>>709736401
The anons are getting restless
55 has not stepped up to the test yet
Now the role of 55's being contested
Just so we can finally get someone to confess it
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Hey there Jimbo aint this thread just crazy
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>>709736401
christ that was hard to read kill yourself
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>>709736669

Close nigga almost got a big hit. Fuck im tired need to go get my dick licked
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Roses are red,

Stop the spread of Islam
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give me 55
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>>709736648
G I M M E T H A T 5 5
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i wont do it
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>>709733681
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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Gimme gimme bitch ass skinny.
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The bump limit edges closer and closer
yet the numbers just don't add up like mustard
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>>709736706

Glad to be of service nigga blat that hero fat dick long dick nigga t.v. watching fat Coke and vodka drinking blast a nigga a huge money shot nigga blat blat monkey nigga need a banana nigga read this nigga fat cat is cat a faggot cat read cat this cat without cat saying cat faggot Dog blat blat
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Finger in the air like I don't care
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>>709736777
Oh shit nigga,
Those trips are fuckin lit nigga,
But who will take the hit nigga?
55 had better rap good or get bit,
NIGGA
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>>709736778
re roll, you cant make me do shit
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nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
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Doesn't matter if I roll the win
If my post ends in 5 I'll deliver errythin'
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Oh man hot damn this is way too easy.
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>>709733681
CCCRRAAWWWLING IIIINNN MY SKIIIIIIINNN
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so I nevously purchase some sever space and upload a configured window to stop the erode of the privilege of anomity
The doors yella walking through to hear you talking
Forwardly threes and morphing corridor walking
Anti auto mother pheniox snorting a lurk more waiting warning as she sells shell of which we are sure
Get in bed with those that left and drool through cleft Haitian storm waring
Natural profit margins falling on all things building.
The mother fucker so poor he wants to build the wall along the north boarder and endorse mother while the origin of insights is bothering to hold up a demo when the election is squared again
On box nights where the words are hovering something is slim micro bile love denial hired monitoring then it comes again voters remorse
The honest nameless worst clown mask grinding behind tears filling fast for the fat over read comrade, but bro don't close the window you're still the baddest mother fucker ditch the kitsch and leap sheep with no echo
So stick with the witch and ne'er go hungry and ne'er confront that cage of denial while working the word sum around a couple of nine to fives, keep the sleepy poet note book.
took two holes in pants to dance around a glance to see the last white man for fill a legacy
So take a stance little marshall of words and fit into the last telling class to grasp holding up the unfit system won’t work.
Take a ticker of fate found to be lies and summerise a trick or a treat to be in no doubt to shout back at the starter the water burns after barrelled laughter so why put up with the milky duds
So take a stance little marshall of words and fit into the last telling class to grasp holding up the unfit system don't learn.


he's gone back to mom, I need a new father. The motherfucker must lover, must want to hug her. He bought a plate and sits down with the gold water girl you gave me hurl so here's my rebuttal.
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this is it
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Old people burning old people burning
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>>709736976
And just because I really wanna step over that line,
I'm gonna reroll these conditions, but only one more time
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Next Eminem when?
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John you're really fucking gay bro
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>>709737054

What a fucking gay cunt 54?!
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I'M NOT FUCKING GAY ALTHOUGH I WOULD SUCK A FEMININE PENIS
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>>709737054
>I'm gonna reroll these conditions, but only one more tim
So close you wanna taste that revolver in your mouth one more time bro?
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Women are stupid and I don't respect them
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>>709735776
Ok i got bored of trying. Last chance.
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>>709737153
jesus murphy just end it already
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>>709737123
ABC AS EASY AS 123 do re mi ABC 123 baby you and me girl
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Guess this thread was never meant to be.

Let's call it a wrap
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one seven one seven one seven one seven one seven one seven one seven Colan the same time as a result in a few weeks ago and I will have a hard time with the new York city and the last sad that
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Slavery was okay i guess
I have never touched a breast
Sucky brothers dick but its okay because its feminine
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>>709733681
Peanus weanus
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>>709737263
But I worked so hard
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People look at me, see I'm white to the bone
But when I spit the bars, they call me Tyrone
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big black cock, im getting stroke,
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>>709737288
You've never worked hard in your life
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eminem more like FEMINEM
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>>709737353
fuck
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>>709737360
I'm hard right now fam
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A meme is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture". A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme. Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate, and respond to selective pressures.

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Holy shit imagine if some sad cunt got 55 now hahaah
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>>709737417
I'll crush that taint right under my wet sock fampai
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>>709737453
an anon delivered a 300 reply long thread yesterday which was chock full of text walls. The vocaroo was an hour long.
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>>709737453

Was almost me hahaha fuck...
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I won't deliver
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For many people, diarrhea strikes once or twice each year. If you have certain conditions, such as irritable bowel syndrome, it can happen more often.
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In contemporary English, using the word "nigger" is considered extremely offensive, and it is often replaced with the euphemism "the N-word". The variant "nigga" has to some extent been reclaimed by African Americans.
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>>709733681
Come on 55 its only getting harder
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>>709733681
>>709733681
eminem can go fuck himself in the ass with huma's dildo
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This post is 55
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I don't even want to shit post anymore. Super risky
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my mom said I was the spaghetti. you beat seals. we fuck dolphins. they destroy caterpillars. I don't rap. 55 get
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ok
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>>709737589
Stop it harry or karma will getchu like yesterday
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>>709733681
I'm lubing up the microphone...
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>>709737133
In fact you right, so I'll switch my gamble up
If my post gets in the fifties then I'll fire my ramble up
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Fuckall of you this thread isbread
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>>709733681
So disappointed
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>>709737730
Last chance so I'm going all out,
If either two digits end in 5 I'll get that deliver out
ONE MORE TRY
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whos ready for a low quaity recording?
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I like how everyone is too scared to post
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Entire thread full of pussies
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Drake sit down they call me the decimator
Coz Im the dopest MC this side of the equator
Throwin shade up and down the coast
While my cock is down your hoe's throat
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prepare for the worst 55. Ehrlich of language Obama system toenail have any more the of not being what we are never will even be what is to decide if anyone quill ever toe but one day he does if he ever could but he didn't and today he werent.
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>mfw I wanna try rapping all this but my mic quality's low as shit and I run outta breath real quick
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fiddy
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Here we go
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>>709737925
dont forget youd get teased for whatever your voice is like
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka.
And I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
Easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD

If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
Honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you got a bad back put your hands up.
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka
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>>709737956
oh fucking damnit
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>>709737956
fuck nigga
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>>709733681
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>>709737971
That too, if you guys could even hear what I was saying
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Ok
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>>709737956
f*g
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did someone say 55?
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>>709738054
you too mate
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>>709738054
shieeeet
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>>709738054
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>>709738065
55 not 65 fag
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boop
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ez get
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get
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fuck this thread
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nnnn
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You don't know what it means but I know why I'm so happy that you're still waiting for a life and a good thing and it will never happen to anyone else who doesn't love your mind because I am a little older and I never felt so god before and after that it is not too hard for to be the most beautiful man I ever had to do for me to tell her she was my friend she said and I told him I had a good girl she said I never met him before she got her out there she was like she is my life she loves it so she is my life she loves it so she is a great wife a mother a wife a mother mother a woman who loves it so she can do so it so I could be the best woman to ever get my mind right over the place of god she is a mother of woman who has a little bit too late for the most important woman of all my women who have worked with me all day she is my wife my daughter my woman of my wife said she was the mother and wife of god who was a woman who was a wife of a mother a woman and who was the mother and wife and mother and daughter and wife and mother and daughter and wife together with their daughter and wife together with the same mother as the most beautiful woman I have ever seen for a long long term mother daughter daughter wife daughter daughter mother daughter daughter
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hi
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waiting
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JEB SURGE 2016
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fuck no
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CHECK MY RON CHADOR DUBS!
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Here we go
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I've got a little place down by the sea
It ain't much but it's enough for me
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anus that tastes of grapes
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>>709738251
Source please? Post limit imminent
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I won't get it
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>>709738314
no source. got it from here :(
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Are you a curator of the arts?
Are you sure you can play the part?
Can we be sure you will know us well?
Can we feel safe or will only time tell?
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risk it!
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>>709738452
no!
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rip
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im gay
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>>709738314
I got you
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threads gonna die before someone gets it, later fags
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ded bread
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>>709738518
Fuck forgot picture
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I'll do it if my post ends in 5 or if I get dubs
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bump limit fast approachin
time limit comin no one coachin
will deliverance come
or will our saviour be no one
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who ever rolls won't rap it
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>>709738592
someone else will anyway.
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>>709738541
thanks friend
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if get i will deliver
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Shit shut up and pick up a pen
glass aliens conspire within
a compact wick that keeps dipping
For laws snores at selling governments
Downed crass gore bubbles thanks for the mission
Trench coats and bowling to a skeletal pre-mensal
now pick up your pencil and get the bottle out
the manboys excellent toys used to break puzzles
jump up and snipes, the courts last gum bit and mom
should never leave their sight’s
fifty sins of grey and a button to be pushing rampant rabbits that were once kings
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>>709738667
oh well
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I can tell that you've never been true to me
I can smell that you're acting so fearfully
I can hear what you're hoping I want to hear
I can feel the alarm bells are ringing in me

I can touch but I know you don't feel a thing
I can pray but I know you commit a sin
I can sense, now it's all become clear to see
You're no good, and you mean no good treacherously
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lose yourself
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Let's describe a certain female.
A female with a disease of character and attitude.
If you will, a snob.
However in the view of NWA...

A bitch is a bitch,
So if I'm poor or rich,
I talk in the exact same pitch.
Now the title bitch don't apply to all women,
But all women have a little bitch in 'em.
It's like a disease that plagues their character,
Taking the women of America.
And it starts with the letter B,
It makes a girl like that think she's better than me.
See, some get mad and some just bear it,
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it.
It makes 'em go deaf in the ear, that's why
When you say 'hi,' she won't say 'hi'
Are you the kind, that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch eat shit and die.
Anon coming at you at a crazy pitch.
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch.
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boom
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>>709738747
bud dum tiss
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Yabba dabba
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>>709738756
-.-
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kappa
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55
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1
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>>709738756
He tried to shoot but he just missed the basket,
The 55 get was all that we were askin'
But this poor anon was not up to the task yet
Before this thread dies I hope we get a fast get
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8888
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>>709738850
trump will win
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
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>>709738893
tru
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>>709738196
aye and fanny
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longest rap in a while inc
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kek can I please rap for the chans today?
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*moans*
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fuck off newfags this is how u get a 55
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Bring it
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witness
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baebae
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>>709739018
no THIS is how you admonish people
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>>709738953
Nope it's my turn, suck a dick, ok?
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this
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its hopeless guise
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check my icup nigga
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>>709735636
>>709736336
>>709736648
>>709736910
>>709736976
>>709737054
>>709737730
>>709737806
>>709737925
>>709738875

Damn, my rhyming skills are on par today
Don't wanna brag but I'm feeling like a Tzar today
Someone better get that get so I can hear em say
>Gee this anon sounds like a real faggot today
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eat my shorts
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>>709733681
I won't do it.
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Will 55 never rise
never rise to the sky
will voices never be heard
be heard by the birds
is bird the word or is /b/ a containment board
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ok
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Won't ask again but you don't like mirrors because it reminds you what you have done in front of a screen, you buy the second cheapest product of most items because the cheapest company are dumb but when you treat yourself by saying baiting is the berry best way to learn is like learning from someone and shouting I said that first! Learning to follow a short script from within a dictatorship to try and force a solution to admit the truth of reality denying democracy may /b learning from posting, post while learning never obstructing definitive answers on your new train of thought while perusing this socialist sphere that may or may not exist in theory and you want me to suffer no flabbergasted fool who acknowledges they had the very same tools to pencil a script. Every walking shitpost grows older - have you noticed how they move to the right to suffer every single script kiddie and say Anon is everybody, every single human body, functioning or not and that's why I fly to the two bee poster's to have fun learning and to discover the learning of having fun because that quiet guy who perked up during maths ciass had just learnt to recognise and link every single Anon together under the dictatorship of one. Drops the keys and walks like a dinosaur. In a way the world saw my boss and all three of us watched the world learn.
>>
.
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please
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not today boys
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I have a .
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>>709739254
LUL
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holy fucking shit SOMEONE GET
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You're making me laugh like a giraffe with a staff in his ass, give me the fives so I can cut you in half. Lyrically I'm the tallest, a sky scraper looking down on you alcoholics. A symptom poisoning your liver, a cold shiver through out the the thread when 55 gets and no one delivers.
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>>709739307
WE KNOW BUT WE CAN'T
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I love dick up my butt
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double digits leading to possible correspondence of the celebration of every repeating digit repeated in numeral form with positive feedback from my peers with handicapped cat rapist recognition that openly mix and openly accept solitude on a stace of soul with a side of twitching Seed this message or keep accepting the role alive rolling for fifty five
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55 and shillary wins
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RO, RO, FIGHT THE POWER
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spider-man 2
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55 get
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PAUSE, hol up GAY GAY GAY
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>>709739378
55 and trump wins
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art
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goy
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I'm looking up at my saviour Nigel Farage,
Who all these dumb Yuropoors think they can barrage,
But the vote comes in and I feel my dick enlarge,
BREXIT turnin' Britbongs into superstars
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get
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no no no no no no no to the thread
no no no no no no no to the thread
no no no no no no no to the thread
no no no no no no no to the thread
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Fucking roll
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If this post is dubs then a single 5 is the new GET
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You ever lay down on the bed butt naked and spread eagle while the fan blows sweet fairy kisses on your cock and taters
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55 and everyone in this thread b&
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trips and everyone necks themselves
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OOOOHH, WA-A-A-A
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>>709739665
Kek this was so close to satan telling everyone to an hero.
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THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE
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get this time :3
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rolling
>>
fuck you me?
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>>709733681
cautious gamble
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>>709739757
only on a SUPER tuesday
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Gettin' crunk in the bottom bunk, you're drinking kool-aid but you're acting like your fuckin' drunk, a little punk. Coming harder than the thrilla in Manila, fighting harder than a rat vs. crab vs. catepiller. You want memes but walk around in dirty jeans, ain't seen the sun in weeks, your butt reaks, crack a window to release the smell of butt cheeks. Bring an opponent watch me wreck em, oh and before you go, /b/ro, don't forget to check 'em.
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>>709739650
Rolling for this
>>
And that was when I found out that my uncle molested me
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All these 54s had better check themselves,
All these 56s should fucking deck themselves
Two-fiddy posts and there aint a fucking get on the shelves,
We all got rekt and we should be ashamed of ourselves
>>
ye
>>
the
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>>709739814
we were all so close and yet so far
but this thread will end with no guitar
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>>709739855
Oooooooohhh!!!!
>>
Chomp at life, life without strife mixed it up and buttfucked the game up man this wizard was wise makes one compromise it's worse a with wizard method that works.
What do I have to do to get wait is like work to you.
Do you know about...... Ohhhhhh that's why you love meat in your shoot Awooooo

Just win or side step again again. NEVER GIVE UP ILL SAY PASSIVELY AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT MEN AND INCH AND NOT THINKING A BOOT CAN FIT ALL OF THEM An again 'right' left the house and found myself on the travel again keep your eyes open 4 Hour is the light might paint your town again this time with velvet and leather, did this cow clean its self or take a header. My mind again never forgetti his first lesson' you were fortunate to of seen. Put that shiny black hat on quick and change to the first red neck whom donned that mask and it changed you forever - the mischievous laugh My favourite weapon and it's always on, function a sin and meme it all. hookers. take. cash. and tan professionally.
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>>709739855
bump
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>>709739855
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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55
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>>709739855
Win fuck keking rawr.
Time to rap.
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>>709739855
I'm begging you man, please deliver for the sake of all that is good.
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>>709739855
Fucking finally! Good luck anon. You might wanna do some vocal warm ups first.
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ALRIGHT GUYS LET'S STOP POSTING AND KEEP THE THREAD BUMPED UNTIL ANON DELIVERS
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>>709739855
oh shit waddup
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>>709739855
You gonna deliver or one of us gonna have to take up the mantle?
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only gotta rap like, what. 1500 words?
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>>709739968
>>709739983
>>709740022
what the fuck I've seen these exact 3 posts on a thread before, separated by one more post just like this time, and the first one is mine this time.

Fucking deja-vu.
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55 was got. If he doesn't deliver. Someone should, For the lulz alone.
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post vocaroo
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kek, waiting for rap
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>>709740126
Deja-vu is an experience usually brought on by brain apathy. Don't beleive me? Google it.
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>>709739855
capped for future generations.
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Is this a nigger thread?
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>>709740355
waw
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>>709740159
If the thread 404s without any deliver, I'll do it and make a new thread. Pic related will be the image.

My mic quality's shit though so it'll probably suck.
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>>709740355
hey anon, thanks for lifting the task from me!
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>>709739855
YES BOI
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This will take me years
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>>709740355
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>>709740518
Everyone stop posting and give this poor boy time
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Awaiting confirmation...
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>>709740445
if you do it without rolling 55 this will be the last roll thread i ever partake in my friend. Rules are rules.

>>709740487
No way I wasn't even trying until >>709740355
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>>709740561
fuck that everyone post one bar reply to the post before yours, ill start

Bitch rub my fucking pot belly
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>>709733681
Nigger Nigger fotey fotey niger niger fotey blunt nigger bitches nigger nigger nigger nigger, bitches fotey blunt nigger bitches
green green green
Niggers niggers bitches citches nigger bitches fortey white bitches bitches nigger nigger shit nigger
Muh Niggers
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>>709740616
Does this mean you'll actually do it despite rolling 55 second? Because if so I'll gladly let you take my place. You can use my image n all.
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>>709740788
no TheAnon rolled first >>709739855
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well....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VttAyyRBgbU

while we wait for win
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Bump
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>>709740394
no wigger
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Rawl
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>>709733681
I'm still waiting on the greatest song never written
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this is /b/ he will deliver
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Bump
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>>709733681
imma bitchya fool ass
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it aint happening guys. it aint happening
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>>709739855
You gunna actually deliver fag?
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>>709742365
He has to lube up the mic and rub his prostate a bit, just wait for it. Just wait. Forever if need be.
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No one ever delivers.
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>>709742501
Even that nigger is smarter than him!
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anyone gonna deliver?
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>>709733681
GIT GIT GIT GIT GRAAAAH
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Roll
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Everyone's a faggot and no one delivers. I really hope this happens but it's fucking doubtful
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