No rekt thread? Where am I??
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No rekt thread? Where am I??
>>709716787
Diamonds
>>709717364
Full vid?
>>709717279
KEK
>>709717475
of course. I'm not a faggot.
Well I am half a faggot. whatever
>>709717364
>man twin towered by trains
>>709717429
Story?
>>709717787
How fucking retarded do you have to be to not be able to kill a person from behind with a gun without getting shot.
>>709716647
Jesus. How often does that happen?
>>709718004
In China? probably all the fucking time. They don't know how to build shit over there. Don't put your body near any piece of machinery larger than your head
>>709717966
The fuck?
>>709717418
What do you mean?
>>709718129
>Haha! It's mine now faggot!
>>709718377
He means his penis is as hard as the average diamond, because watching a girl get carried away like that matches one or more of his fetishes. You new?
>>709716647
>Where am I??
your parents basement OP
>>709718593
actually I've got a pretty nice apartment in the suburbs with a friend of mine ^_^
running out of stuff, /b/ros
>>709718880
how about we turn this into a close call thread?
I'm on an iPhone. Don't berate me but how do I play the WEBM files I always feel like I'm missing out
>>709719057
delete system32
>>709717596
how did they not see that happening? fucking think before you act, fucking subhuman slavs
>>709719013
do whatever you want. I'm out of material D:
>>709719057
i dont think you can on ios devices.
>>709717176
That filename lol
>>709716753
damn, if you watch closely i'm pretty sure that nigger broke his leg right as he got to the table
>>709719228
Right? I had to watch it a few times just to look at the stupidity. It's disgusting.
>>709717585
>newfag
>>709719426
I try
>>709719228
Not slavs. Google the video. I think they're britfags actually.
>>709719228
he probably thought it was gonna levitate in place
>>709719561
we'd never stoop to that level of stupidity, i've seen the video and they're speaking polish, might have been some slav immigrant rats in britain, but they werent purebred.
>>709719623
Or that he'd be able to pull out in time. Like I thought
>>709718880
trips confirm bikes really arent that dangerous
>>709719530
>i try
yea, because thats not the name everyone gives that file
>>709717475
What the fuck is happening in this webm?
>>709719860
think a guy gets robbed and shoots the robber after distracting the robber with his shekels
>>709718676
we totally give a fuck what kind of place you live in
^_^
>>709716787
So does that China have bears like America has blacks? That bear totally niggered that little azn guys.
>>709719206
Hyukk! Gorsh you got me!
>>709717966
I do this. Not so obviously or in public.
>>709719812
*sniff sniff* smell that kids, that's the smell of newfag, repugnant isnt it.
>>709717058
Dog is immediately like, is dat a bone for me?
>>709719057
take your phone
put it in the microwave for 3 minutes
it should now be able to run webms
>>709718013
How do these shitskins not understand how electricity works?
>>709719832
that one I think yeah. but over half the files i posted had OC filenames
>>709717966
Stallman? Is that you?
>>709719860
off duty cop in Brazil uses lady as human shield when he gets mugged
>>709719745
yea, because your people are incapable of stupidity
you arrogant prick
>>709716702
>filename
Kekkk
>>709719812
Thinks that the driver not slowing for a Zebra crossing despite a person walking across a few seconds before, I will give you that the bike is probably stolen and he is fleeing based on his pigmentation, but the car is in the wrong sorry.
wotch ot for dangr nodl
>>709720298
They can be this stupid, but it doesn't really wash away the fact that dumb slav lost his leg trying to impress dumb slavs with mindless violence.
>>709719286
Robo cop
When can we fuck
-Boner~senpai
>>709720159
damn... how stupid of a father could you be... did those kids survived?
>>709720868
you said your people would never stoop to that level of stupidity
which is arrogant bullshit, the fact that slav lost his leg is irrelevant to what i was saying
any fags with rekt gifs? My shitty phone doesn't play webm vids.
>>709721751
Faggot apple user detected.
>>709721751
Faggot apple user detected
>>709720019
>Bear
Try again
>>709721694
but fucking vodka niggers have the lowest IQ's of anyone i've ever met, plus they're like the mexicans of america. comeing here and sitting on benefits, doing stupid shit like this and costing the NHS.
>>709721271
nah they ded
>>709721835
Nah, 3DS.
Nintendo fag detected
>>709721975
this statement means nothing in regards to what i just said, yes slavs have many stupid people amongst them, but so does every country
>>709717090
what's up with the filenames. Best YLYL thread ever
>>709718779
i like to pretend he's on a skateboard
>>709719057
WEBM are easy to play, Download VLC Player from App Store, attempt to play it in safari and it will download and ask to open in VLC.
>>709718779
lol I live near that street
>>709718564 >>709717418
diamonds being the hardest metal
>>709717090
Guy shoulda had one of these.
>>709716753
fucking nigger always ruining peoples fun
>>709717176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut40HrrY70M
>>709719057
I'm on iPhone too. Download VLC in App Store, it's free. Was in the same situation for a long time til some /b/ro helped me out
>>709716647
The best part is that you can easily see the emergency stop button between the escalators.
>>709717475
>>709719860
http://awesomejelly.com/off-duty-police-officer-springs-into-action-after-being-robbed-by-gunman-at-the-atm/
So many good file names is this a ylyl thread?
>>709723055
Newp
>>709718599
czech'd
>>709720159
>>709721271
I think a case could be made that that father wanted to kill those kids.
>>709719213
I woulda named it paulwalker.webm
>>709723124
or one of these
>>709717951
He was black, doesn't that answer your question?
>>709720159
See the father, when he saw the car, he runs and put the "babycar", it is murder?
>>709720400
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>709720843
>>709724410
At the end
>>709724984
Lmfo (laughing my face off)
>>709724984
Nigga moment
>>709724984
Glass Jaw Joe
>>709719812
Newfag those aren't trips.
>>709717090
What the fuck is a "grimer"
>>709725558
>>709718533
>I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan.webm
>>709724984
Precision
>>709726118
The pushups
>>709720159
From the point in time the driver would be able to see the father crossing the road, they decide to go from 50 to 70kmh to try and evade... Instead of just slowing down.. Wtf
>>709719057
Merlin WebM Player. I'm on an iPhone and browse 4chan with that.
>>709726118
faggot either needs to pull his pants up or not wear them at all
bump
>>709727237
>faggot
Really weird way of spelling nigger, anon.
>>709719812
>trips
Ya done goofed
>>709720132
This is clearly the only viable option.
>>709719450
just a sprain
>>709716647
check out
eight chan dot net slash hgg
Tractor and boat - classic nigger physics
>>709720019
that's not a bear lol
>>709716702
Port Lincoln?
>>709728797
fuck, my bad, it's a wolf lol
>>709716702
Shiprekt kek
best rekt n dayz
>>709717058
>the guy off-screen does nothing but throw a towel in his general direction
>>709718447
that casual, slow close
>>709728906
Not a wolf duh
>>709718676
Number 1 sign of a faggot: The need to prove yourself to a bunch of anons on an online board. Have fun inyour mom's basement
>>709719561
post full vid
>>709718676
>^_^
I don't have words for the amount of things that i hate in what you said
>>709730589
well it's not a sheep, dummy
>>709730666
>checked
Why the fuck did he go back inside?
>>709730733
just look it up you prick
>>709730888
checkingyour check
>>709730666
I like how the other guy just walks away looking like "damnit, that guy was my ride"
>>709730666
goddamn satanic trips son
>>709729362
>>709719382
what the actual fuck are these dumbfucks doing
>>709730902
fuck you cunt that's too hard
>>709717429
KGB doesn't exist anymore theyre probably OMON or SOBR which are police units.
>>709731356
i dont know how you are able to even function on the internet
>>709730888
holy shit double trips
>>709730888
>>>709730666
prob thought the elevator was there
>>709716753
What was he trying to achieve?
>>709731676
he was trying to jump over the table. he slid on the grass at the last second
>>709725878
>>709724051
now introducing
The Uni-Fliz
>"Physically impossible"
then explain this well detailed photograph depecting a fully funcitoning one.
>>70973073
>post full vid
illiterate fucking newfag.
>>709724410
that was a nice manouver
>>709732538
>fucks up the reply
>>709718676
>>709729866
That was the dog
>>709716787
kitteh just wants to play
>>709722443
>ifunny
>>709730666
>this guy. i like this guy
>>709717787
anyone have context?
>>709732905
smart doogo
>>709722575
Indeed.
>>709717090
props for new new
>>709733491
use the internet
lazy fuck
>>709733868
You're part of the internet so asking you is using the internet.
>>709719057
iPhone.. faggot!
>>709734297
how come u dont ask me
>>709734589
i asked everyone itt. why dont you answer me?
>>709734697
because you're a nnoying faggot that wants to be spoon fed because they dont know how to work the internet
>>709734807
say that to my face offline and see what happens
>>709734807
lol why u mad though? probably youre just cranky because youre tired, you had a long,hard day of 4th grade today
>>709735164
stop deleting your posts, faggot.
>>709718880
>>709719812
the car that crashed was because I choco first right that was Crusando! the bicycle has nothing to do!
>>709717364
"Double Tap"
>>709721271
The one in pink died. The other one still alive.
>>709735260
wut
>>709722456
he was on a bike
>>709716787
Is this that bitch that got her mom killed by being a shitty angsty teenager and got out of the car in a fucking tiger park?
>>709729362
>>709731321
Free cable.
>>709734807
You are the internet, you dumb cunt
>>709717058
good thing he had that padding in place, would have been in a world of shit without it
>>709717808
nerve gas
>>709736310
you fucking prick
you know exactly what i mean, use a fucking search engine, dont annoy people here
>>709724051
>Uni-fliz
fucking kek'd
>>709736120
that looks fake as shit. After the kid gets bumped he goes motionless and slides back towards the cabinet
>>709718599
dubs Du Bs dubbly dub dub wubbalubba D U B D U B XD
checked
>>709736718
dawww babby needs sleepy tiem
>>709720140
The ones that discover it never live to tell the tale
>>709737154
cute
>>709737321
What's going on here?
>>709737246
>rekt
>>709737321
NIGGERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DnEua_Sx2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiE1gbydPD8
>>709716702
>that guy driving over to get a better view
>>709737321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nGYkEBDjX8
>>709737384
Cow says: Allahu akbar!
>>709719228
First time seeing this? What are you? 15? Because that's about how old this gif is.
>>709738011
filename kek
>>709723296
THIS HAHAHHAHAH
>>709725676
reported for underage
>>709737487
Niggers being niggers
>>709737584
behead the hawk or eagle to duck !? O_O!
which is a hawk or eagle?
>>709717966
thats fuckin grody
>>709720047
but whhy????
>>709738400
It's a Peregrine falcon, and it just broke the duck's neck.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc3_1345975509
>>709719812
Those are not trips, dick-tard.
Anyone care to post the videos with the chink pitting animals against each other?
>>709738480
Wasn't that his point?
>>709731025
haha yea
What are the easiest means to commit suicide /b/?
Don't say a gun as I've had critical health issues for months, had to quit my great career job and am absolutely financially drained. I cannot go buy a gun.
>>709718004
1 in 12 will fail like this.
>>709724561
>>709738606
apparently breaking down the elevator doors and jumping down the shaft if you live in china
>>709723055
Is it just the hardest metal in America, or the hardest metal in the world?
>>709738754
Yes.
>>709738715
Har har. Looking for legitimate help here
>>709720159
Diamonds
>>709737287
Yo that was a sick front flip
>>709719812
and here we have an idiot in its natural habitat ladies and gentlemen
>>709726118
Fucking strepsirrhine primate
>>709716753
the fuck?
He didn't even slide on the grass or anything....he just ate it big time.
>>709737358
Southpaw, nice
>>709730666
>>709730888
WTF TRIPS REPLYING TO TRIPS WTF!!!
>>709738606
toaster in the bathtub
do something classic
>>709717279
Apperantly, you shouldnt pour gasoline on a burning scootercarsegwayrikshawvolkswagon.
>>709739460
>>709739475
Jesus, they even fight like fucking monkeys...
>>709739416
Hmm not bad. Bet that hurts like fuck. But probably a safe bet
>>709730666
this always reminds me of the honeycomb maze in takeshis castle
>>709739475
>Just drops the baby
Quality parenting right there.
>>709717966
I fucking hate you for posting this
>>709737246
musta had a note 7
>>709716787
This is the most unexpected rekt vid I have ever seen.
10/10
>>709739632
You could always piss on the 3rd rail in a subway:
>>709738335
Instant nerve gas.
>>709717475
Im all for concealed carry and guns in general. I dont want to kill anyone for stealing my shit it just feels wrong. I speak only for myself. Then of course if it was my car..now youre fucking with my livelyhood and its on. But a phone and my wallet? I dont need some dead kid on my conscious for that.
>>709739770
That's not legal either.
If this was 'Murica, I'm sure he went to jail for murder. You can't just kill someone like that, unless your life is in immediate danger. The robber let him go - interaction ove; concealed carry guy came back.
>>709717090
And to think that this was probably the second time this happened to him.
>>709739770
Thats why they teach you in the corse that you have to take to get your ccl or ccw or whatever its called where you are at that you have to make a choice of when to draw and when to shoot. Just saying.
>>709736071
all the thing says is one killed one injured, doesn't specify.
>>709737358
>Nothing Toxic
Guess I'll never find the original for that.
>>709717418
U get off on woman being trounced or lions who lunch?
>>709740043
If it's the one I remember hearing about, it was a mom, dad, and daughter driving thru a tiger park. The daughter got all buttretarded and left the vehicle. She got attacked by - wait for it...a fucking tiger.
In a tiger park.
>What are the odds?
The mom jumped out to help, and the tigers killed her instead. The daughter lived.
>>709738404
I kek'd
>>709740243
Actually wife and mother in law.
mil tried to help, got dead
>>709739621
hey, leave monkeys alone, when they fight you don't see them hitting the trees instead of his opponent
>>709737504
Why does this keep happening.
>>709717966
>>709726118
jeez...i can't understand why nobody likes niggers. i just can't seem to figure it out.
>>709722945
>>709726348
Fucking kekd so bad
>>709737371
but he uh good boy. he didnu nuffin
>>709719382
Thats electro~cute :3
>>709739989
It was Venezuela and he was an undercover cop. So he got off just fine. But in America, yeah, you try that shit and you'll likely face charges.
