Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>709714006
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Claiming felix
>>709725664
I adore you.
>>709725324
Kek you're very fucking lonely I can tell you've never come close to being with a girl you're in such disbelief that it's possible kys
Claimu!
OY VEY
FERRIS IS CLAIMED
>>709725430
just laying in bed watching youtube videos of the alternate mass effect endings
>>709725664
Can I get your Steam again?
>>709725664
Fun fact: When i click choose file and choose FAST.png it says FA... G.
>First I blow up the engine in my car
>Now my PC decides to die on me
This month is getting stupidly expensive.
>>709725735
You should shave, that facial hair is pretty gross looking.
>>709725825
You blew up the engine again already?
>>709725569
Fixed your pic
Hey everyone
Claimed
>>709725735
I'm not in disbelief it's possible, i was just pointing out that just holding up a piece of paper with the time means nothing. If i really did care i would say that you haven't posted a timestamp with your gf, But i don't so i won't.
>>709725735
jeezus you are one ugly motherfucker
>>709725726
I adore myself too
>>709725756
TomoyoKanzaki with no pic
Claim
>>709726062
ILLYA!
>>709726159
Yuuki! What's up with you?
Power up my Linux on Ubuntu
Click on Internet Explorer go to /waifu/
Stir up this shit like some stew
Aryan masterrace blonde hair eyes blue
I'm that vice jew
That nice new
Son of a gun
That'll give you a run
For you're money
Don't fret, honey
I got this in the bag
Smoking elitists like a fag
Roll up that fat blunt
Call some nigger a cunt
Pull some stunts
Like I'm Knoxville in Jackass
I'm shitposter highclass
Talkin' about my sister's tight ass
Sayin' "wew lass"
No I ain't Mai
But i'm fucking fly
Ain't gonna lie
But I am better than you
Breathin' in that dank fume
Got a red feather plume
Smellin like meme perfume
I'm mi liu
If you don't know me then you're new
So dank like I'm mountain dew
I don't know (You)
I don't like (You)
Yeah cause I'm mi liu
>>709726213
help me name them
>>709726356
Triggered by the first two lines
posted wrong. yukko claimed
>>709726303
Slowly dying! I woke up with a runny nose and sore throat. I've been sniffling and drinking water all day. You?
>>709726429
Such a shame, i looks like you really needed your beauty sleep
>>709725930
No, that happened more towards the beginning of the month, or maybe late September. Honestly, I don't remember when exactly it happened.
My desktop PC on the other hand decided to finally die after 4 years, and honestly it's not worth saving. Just gonna do a new build and see how long that lasts me.
>>709726429
Then fucking murder her
In Jewish thought, a name is not merely an arbitrary designation, a random combination of sounds. The name conveys the nature and essence of the thing named. It represents the history and reputation of the being named.
This is not as strange or unfamiliar a concept as it may seem at first glance. In English, we often refer to a person's reputation as his "good name." When a company is sold, one thing that may be sold is the company's "good will," that is, the right to use the company's name. The Hebrew concept of a name is very similar to these ideas.
An example of this usage occurs in Ex. 3:13-22:Mosesasks God what His "name" is. Moses is not asking "what should I call you;" rather, he is asking "who are you; what are you like; what have you done." That is clear from God's response. God replies that He is eternal, that He is the God of our ancestors, that He has seen our affliction and will redeem us from bondage.
Another example of this usage is the concepts of chillul Ha-Shem and kiddush Ha-Shem. An act that causes God or Judaism to come into disrespect or a commandment to be disobeyed is often referred to as "chillul Ha-Shem," profanation of The Name. Clearly, we are not talking about a harm done to a word; we are talking about harm to a reputation. Likewise, any deed that increases the respect accorded to God or Judaism is referred to as "kiddush Ha-Shem," sanctification of The Name.
Because a name represents the reputation of the thing named, a name should be treated with the same respect as the thing's reputation. For this reason, God's Names, in all of their forms, are treated with enormous respect and reverence in Judaism
>>709726644
Thanks.
Im back yo
>>709726644
thats right. mai belongs in the garbage
Time to get some sleep. Take it easy.
>>709726644
It has less of an impact when you do it to everyone.
>>709725995
>>709726570
Ah, I thought you got it done, and blew it up within a day.
My old old PC is still going after like, 8-9 years now. This has been abused to hell and back and just keeps on going.
So, the front end is finished. Now the rear end...
>Need to drop nearly the whole rear end
>Exhaust
>Driveshaft
>Fucking everything
>All to replace the control link and main hearing for the trail arm
>Dad snapped 2 bolts, one for the exhaust which isn't too much of a problem
>The other being for the sway bar bushing
>Which is welded onto a plate that bolts into the car
So odds are, we'll have to remove that plate, grind down that bolt, and weld a new one onto it. Why is this turning into such a project, Karme?
>>709726758
heyo
>>709726513
*makes some soup and orange juice*
>>709725744
so i watched it and it's pretty much all the same bullshit just explained a little more. Fuck the ME3 ending tbh. .
>>709725569
you little faggots are worse than a group of 13 year old girls giggling over a Tiger Beat magazine during a sleepover.
grow the fuck up
man the fuck up
>>709727123
Dude, I would love some. I need some healthy food
>>709727136
>a group of 13 year old girls
>bad
Are you gay?
>>709727061
Yukko is our lord and savior!
>>709725735
>>709727136
>complains about waifu threads where actual discussion and /b/roships occur
>avidly posts in Banana YLYL, trap, and other cancer threads
>>709727263
i would make you some if you were nearby....
>>709727321
hello ryuuko
>>709725756
>>709726085
You going to add me?
>>709726644
Is the excessive white space supposed to represent the empty, meaningless life you live? Maybe some kind of existential crisis you seem to be having, trying to find some kind of value and meaning to your life over the lives of others by degrading those who you don't even know?
Just a thought.
>>709726758
Hey Rory.
>>709727076
Yeah. Started having problems with the graphics card a fee days ago, constantly freezing and dropping frames mid-game, and now my HDD is throwing error codes showing that it's borderline unusable. Fucker doesn't even boot up to a desktop anymore.
Oh the joys of repairing old cars~
>>709726513
OH NO! That sounds awful!
I've had my first day at my new job today, and have been endlessly playing Titan Fall 2 outside that
>>709727491
I'll get some in the morning, I'm going to bed soon.
>>709727491
>>709727076
Hey senpai <3
>>709727599
Hey
>>709727123
What up
>>709727489
Even that photoshop probably looks better than you autistic neets
atleast im a fucking normal person that does not bully people online
>>709727653
>that picture
AWWWWWWWWW!!!!
How was work? You're at a dunkin donuts right?
>>709727654
take some zinc while your at it.
>>709727706
never has a trashcan looked so sexy
>>709727760
watching kill la kill for the first time
>>709727491
My ass is superior~
>>709725735
>>709727835
Can't find my damn tanktop, but here's another random burgundy shirt. Now go be gay somewhere else.
>>709727559
>You going to add me
I'm a little s-shy..
>>709727835
Oh no, the big bullys are bullying me because i insulted them!
That's you
That's what you sound like right now
>>709727963
Clean your mirror, faggot.
>>709727599
RIP Computer, may your next one not such eggs.
It's a joy, and torture. A joy because seeing it slowly come together is nice. A torture because SHIT KEEPS FUCKING BREAKING THAT SHOULDN'T!
Although to be fair, the one with the exhaust was practically rusted and welded to the point of not moving. But the sway bar bolt was my dad being dumb and having the torque gun set to max for some fucking reason.
>>709727726
Hey there Kitten. Get to the hospital yet?
>>709727599
No the empty space is because I try to toss these things together in a minute or less and fuck up a lot of the time
カラミチーマス
Hello
>>709727946
>hardly
aliens cheat tho
>>709728199
hello sexy admin
>>709728199
I want to cum on those horns.
>>709727943
Definitely. I haven't had like a good, homecooked meal in a while
>>709728104
Yeah they just said to keep an eye on everything for now
Question for /waifu/
Which of you has a time machine and are willing to let someone use it?
>>709728269
You sure about that?
>>709727491
>>>709727136 (You)
>>complains about waifu threads where actual discussion and /b/roships occur
kissless virgin faggot
>>709728494
>(You)
>>709728441
I'm not saying yours isn't also nice anon
>>709728425
well there's your problem! Proper meals boost the immune system.
>>709728494
the funny thing is you couldn't be further off
>>709728199
>>709727760
How are you?
>>709728104
Yeah. The hardware alone for this one is gonna costing about $1200, then add a retail copy of Windows onto it, and I'm looking at a $1.5k rig that should be able to handle everything I can throw at it.
Now imagine doing an entire engine swap and having everything fuck up like that. Trust me, it's not fun.
Though most of my problems were caused by trying to run the original ECU for that engine, but I digress, Haltech and people who make custom wiring harnesses save the day.
>>709728159
Are you so sure about that, anon? Maybe it's a reflection of your subconscious?
>You're giving an art student shit to over-analyze, just stop and save yourself from this hell while you still can.
>>709728740
You forget Ryuuko is half alien
>>709727860
It was alright, pretty dead so nice and easy. Yeah I'm at Dunkin Donuts.
>>709728874
Isn't she a born human who had alien fibers forced into her body as a child or some shit?
>>709728439
Rather them say there was nothing, but that's good enough I guess.
If I had a time machine, I'd have an RX7 FD by now.
>>709728864
Mine was about $1.7k, and outside of some random bluescreens once or twice a month, it takes everything with a smile.
You always talk about stuff that in my mind takes a damn large sum of money. What exactly do you do for work, I must know.
>1
>.
>5
>k
KARME PLS, WHAT'S THE CATCH HERE?!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/5845078647.html
>>709729004
Yeah so half alien
Life fibers are ayy lmaos
>>709728874
see >>709727943
I'm only on episode 2...
>>709728740
Yep, so glad to be home for the weekend.
>>709728971
That's good, I had to train a new employee at work today, that wasn't too fun
Evertime I see these threads i get a weird feeling on my back. I think im getting cancer of these shity images.
Everyone knows Saber is the best.
>>709728740
Hi tali~ how are you,
>>709728340
B-but then you'll ruin my outfit
>
>>709728815
Photoshop skills on point
>>709729241
i know it's rare but find you a wife who can cook
>>709728021
What's your steam name?
>>709729409
watching kill la kill episode 2
~tali
>>709729242
I didn't know that.
I was taught that Saber is absolute trash
>>709729072
I guess
If I had one I'd probably be dead or be happier than i normally am
Which is usually never happy
anywho, I'm gonna go to bed because late night thoughts and shit are fucking with me badly
>>709729412
I just want a wife that can cook and plays vidya
>>709729072
A lot of retail work. Right now I'm waiting to start my new job as a cashier at a local grocery chain, making about $10 an hour busting my ass for a bunch of angry old people when I'm not taking my classes.
I also have a few investments that an old family friend set up for me years ago.
I know it might seem like I pis money, but the reality is that it takes me a long time to be able to afford the things I want. It's going to be a couple months before I have enough for a new PC build, and even longer until the engine rebuild is paid off.
Needs some cleaning up, and chances are you'll have to fix a lot of what's broken on it yourself. Especially that broken speedo. Not sure if you can renew the registration for it if basic functions like a speedometer are broken in the state of California.
>>709729072
>>709729858
I'm dumb and forgetful...
>>709729409
I'll have you lick it off after.
>>709729773
i got half of that but she's learning to cook every day it gets better.
>>709729479
I need to start watching that again. I got to episode 6, then stopped afterwards
>>709729997
>Almost quads
But I dont want to taste you ;~;
>>709729766
Sorry to hear that Kitten. Hope you manage to feel better! If i can help, you know where to find me!
>>709729858
>>709729975
>Rip image
And that's fair enough. Just with the tone you've said things with, it really did seem like you had a very good paying job, or were just on the wealthy side. Seems you're more so just in the same boat as me... just without the debt.
>Cashier
>In grocery no less
May God have mercy on your poor soul. You're going to fucking hate it.
True, but it seems for that price, it should be waaaaay worse than it is. And god damn, I want a hard top already. Oh well, just gotta suck this up, and hope someone that'll take care of it takes it away. Otherwise, I'll be saving for it.
>Gunna ask my co workers if any of them want Thanksgiving and Christmas off, and that I can cover their whole shift if they want me to
Should net in a damn large bonus from that if they say yes.
>>709730117
Nice! I need to learn how to cook more myself. I can cook really simple stuff
>>709730287
That's too bad. You'll have to get it off somehow, and the most efficient way is with your mouth.
>>709730423
i can make alot of stuff but it always tastes better when she made it for me
>>709730287
well I'm on 3 now
>>709727321
Hi Ryuko Anon!
>>709730313
Yeah, I was worried about that.
The only debt I have is from the rebuild, and I've already made a big down payment on that shit, hopefully I'll be able to pay it off early.
A job is still a job. I've done this kind of thing before, just in retail electronics (Best Buy). I just need to be able to pay my part of the rent every month, and pay for everything I have to pay for. Honestly, I don't care at this point.
>>709730661
Well naturally! I can make pretty good scrambled eggs lol!
>>709731095
How much was the rebuild? I heard a rotary can be rebuilt far faster, and for peanut change in comparison to a piston engine.
Grocery is 20x worse than any other retail save maybe fast food. I worked at a grocery store for some year and a half, and I'm telling you now. Turn off your brain at work, and go full autopilot. It'll make it way more bearable.
And hey, job's a job, ya? I know that feel too well.
>>709731257
oh don't get me started on breakfast. also if your interested in an easy dinner make taco biscuits
>>709729241
Did they at least puck up quickly?
>>709730538
Why dont you lick it off for me?
>>709730661
You enjoying it so far?
>>709731548
Holy shit that sounds so great
>>709731635
She did, I basically just sat there and made sure she was doing stuff right
Well fuck, already 3:33, I better call it a night. Good night everybody. Hope you all have sweet dreams.
>>709729241
Could have been worse then.
>>709731834
Sure, but only if you promise to lick the rest off me afterwards.
>>709731834
it's attention grabbing for sure. although a bit excessive.
>>709731874
things you will need
>ground beef
>your choice of cheese shredded
>biscuits
>taco seasoning
>skillet
>muffin pan
brown ground beef in skillet
mix in taco seasoning
make little bowls in the muffin pan out of the biscuit dough
fill with meat
sprinkle shredded cheese on top
bake at 350 for appx 20 min
have mouth orgasms
>>709731404
About $3500, which makes sense seeing as it's all forged internals and parts that had to be imported from Japan. Bone stock rebuilds on these old 4 bangers are usually a lot cheaper, especially if they can buy the parts within the US.
That's what I did when I had to sell laptops and iPad's to the elderly, only way to get them to just buy something and get the fuck out. I'll be able to do the same for these bastards once again.
>>709732286
fuck tacos
>>709732147
Good night QT!!
>>709732286
Roger that, copied down
I'm off to bed too. Good night everyone!
>>709732284
I'll do my best
>>709732286
That's what kinda strayed me away from it. Also, Holy fuck that sounds good.
>>709731635
Illya~ how did I not see you before?
>>709732394
I know tacos are the perfect shape, but don't fuck tacos. It would be very messy
>>709732414
Goodnight
>>709732369
Huh, that's not too far off what I was expecting, to be honest. Where you at in 'Murrica again? Need to know if you're close enough to take a trip to sometime.
Eh, it's easier with old people. In grocery, you're gunna have about 100 Dindus yelling at you for not letting them have free chickenz.
>>709728161
Fuck if I get dubs can I have her?
>>709732931
FUCK
>>709732951
>>709732931
rolling for this guy
>>709732931
I'll get her for you.
>>709732394
you'd get salsa all over your dick tho
>>709732414
goodnight yukki
>>709732489
i have another recipe that will sound/look weird AF but it's delicious
>>709732693
Northwest of Phoenix, Arizona.
I know this area all to well, it's just full of mostly angry and kind of senile old people.
>>709732931
Her sister is almost never claimed, if that's any help to you.
>>709732597
>>709733092
i hate tacos
>>709733125
I need REM
>>709732931
I put all my strength into this roll
>>709733079
I want to cum on that shirt.
>>709733125
I should really get some sleep right about now...
>>709733146
Stop fucking them then
>>709733212
rerolling again for this anon
>>709733212
I will reroll until I get my fucking waifu.
>>709733092
Please share! It'd make work so much more entertaining.
>>709733246
Sleep then
>>709732931
Rollin for you
>>709733362
also dumping my very small collection
>>709733125
O wow, that's not far away at all! Hell, that's actually like, less than a days drive, so long as it doesn't over heat... then again, rotaries love long distance...
I'll start thinking about it, then we can go hit some twisties... assuming there is any out there.
>>709733246
Sleep m8.
>>709733465
fucking one off
>>709733239
Juuzou is not for lewd.
>>709733670
If this one doesn't get dubs, I quit. I guess it's not meant to be.
>>709733146
then quit having sex with them
other recipe
>ground beef
>big can or 2 regular cans of cream of mushroom soup
>RANCH STYLE BEANS 1 can
>rotel green and red chilles small can
>corn kernels, not creamed, 1 can or bag
>family sized bag of fritos scoops
>1 bag of shredded colby jack cheese
>drain corn/rotel/beans of water
>brown ground beef
>mix everything but cheese/chips in casserole dish until a creamy pinkish color is achieved
>cover top with layer of cheese
>bake at 350 for 30 min
>serve over corn chips
>>709733682
>every waifu is for lewding m80
>>709733282
i dont fuck tacos i make them all damn day
>>709733682
Yes they are. You can see it in their face.
>>709733875
>>709733944
This is the lewdest Juuzou that I will tolerate.
>>709733897
Then why did you say fuck tacos?
ok m8s its unconscious time. goodnight all
>>709733489
You might overheat on the drive out to this shithole anyways, depending on what time of year you drive out. Gets above 120 out here some summers. Shit sucks.
We also don't really have those canyon back roads you have all over California. Honestly, I'd rather go out there for a weekend during the summer than fuck with what's out here.
Yeah, I'm going to bed. Goodnight /Waifu/
Yeah, I'm out for the night.
>>709734280
Fuck, wait. i thought i got rid of that last line... Piece of shit phone, y u do this to me.
>>709734162
Goodnight
>>709727760
I ended up getting an ACH. Did I do bad?
>>709734280
Well plan one out! I'll make some arrangements so you don't have to rent some place if ya'd like.
Night Karme, talk to ya later!
>>709734627
I want to cum on those eyebrows.
>>709734100
because fuck tacos
>>709735525
I want to cum inside those thigh highs.
>>709735525
Hello! up to anything?
>>709735594
But don't, there would be taco all over the place
>>709735622
Me too.
>>709735639
Just playing Overwatch with a couple friends. Good fun.
Yourself? How's your brawl going?
Pay attention to me???
>>709736386
Ah, that's nice, always good to have fun with friends.
I'm doing the usual, everything is working well in brawl now and not having many problems, just listening to music right now though so not up to much at the moment.
>>709736675
I want to cum on that tree in the background.
>>709736675
How much do i have to pay for you?
>>709736835
How much do you have ?
>>709736675
How much does attention cost?
>>709736888
Hey! You made me lose earlier today -_- Nice digits though.
>>709735594
Baja is very good.
>>709736888
Hey there, nice digits~
better than tinder! plenty of horny bitches of your city on http://qtx.de/lz
>>709736933
About tree fiddy.
>>709736710
Yeah it's great, just mix in a little alcohol and it's even better really. Great times ahead to be honest
What do you listen to usually? I'm open to pretty much anything really.
>>709737188
Ah, well it sounds like you had amazing fun.
Usually video game soundtracks or orchestra, most of the time it's something from Kirby though.
However i'm listening to Metal Gear Rising tracks right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fl27wKaGFw
>>709736998
>One away from trips
>>709736768
>>709736835
>>709736971
>>709737179
It's about to get spooky
>>709736971
Oh?
>>709737096
Hey
How are you?
better thaan tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city on http://qtx.de/lz
>>709738006
A tad bummed, but otherwise pretty alright. How about you, did you sleep well?
>>709738006
12-0-6 by 15 minute Syndras are hard to deal with :/
>>709737827
I'm spooked. Looks like I'm not getting any sleep today.
thread's dead :(
>>709738779
Rip
>>709738284
Did something happen?
Yes, cant really complain.
>>709738546
That sounds about right.
Mine, nigger faggots
>>709738938
s1ck claim br0
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