I have reappeared for the evening, mortals. as before, you may ask me any question of the future that you do not already know and it will be answered
>>709706544
How many wood can a woodchuck chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck?
>>709706544
>coming onto be claiming to be the future
are you fucking retarded
>>709706544
will your mother know that you are a fag?
>>709706544
How will I feel tomorrow morning?
>>709706544
Will my mother really die in her sleep if I didn't reply to a post?
>>709706544
whats my name anon?
Will I ever see my ex again? it's been 4 years.
>>709706631
>>709706906
do not waste my time here with your foolish questions, mortals.
>>709706956
you will feel hungover, as you have already drunk too much tonight
>>709707015
such posts have no effect on your mother's life
>>709707077
do not ask me questions you already know the answer to
>>709707193
i dont know my dad
whats his name?
>>709707193
Thanks anon
>>709706544
do you have a penis? and if so, how long is it?
>>709706544
Greatest metal band of all time ?
Will Hannah ever ask me out?
Am I going to be accepted socially?
does my crushes like me?
>>709707193
Oh shit.... time to stop drinking and get some water in me
>Will I ever find someone I will honestly love again?
Who will fuck up the USA more: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, or Adolf Hitler?
>>709707132
you can not see the dead, so this is not possible
>>709707312
Carl
>>709707605
no, but you finally get the courage to ask her out within the next month
>>709707601
metal music completely died out in the early 3060's so this is a matter of your own opinion
>>709707697
your disability makes it difficult for you to be accepted on a large scale, but your few friends in the present and future will be enough
>>709707737
no, however you do try to ask her out next week, to which she rejected you
>>709707781
your wife comes into your timeline in about 2 years
>>709708130
Lmao I actually will ask her out now thanks dog
what are the 3060s like ?
I'm not believing this for a second, but supposing I did, when will I take my next piss?
when will i get a girlfriend
>>709708130
Hmm interesting
>>709706544
Please answer me, O dear oracle.
Do I have a chance with her ?
okay. what work will be my first one?
will i move to another country instead of this 3rd world shit hole?
will my plantar twart disappear¿?
>>709708130
What's my disabilty?
>>709708130
HAHAHA I lied you fucking cuck
my dads name is matt
how can you build an inexpensive time machine ?
How old will I be on my next birthday
>>709706544
Will I die soon ? How ?
will i ever get a gf? if so, what's her name?
>>709708747
I'd upvote that if I could.
>>709708130
What is the name of my future wife? Will we remain happy?
>>709708984
your hand
>>709707956
hillary causes the most amount of harm to the country during her term after trump's term, but is impeached in the first 2 months of her term
>>709708374
there is too much to explain in this one question, please ask a more specific question
>>709708509
you control when you decide to urinate, so i cant tell you that for sure, but you will begin to feel it in 2 hours and 6 minutes
>>709708569
your first girlfriend comes into contact with you in 1 year and 2 months
>>709708671
yes, your relationship lasts over 2 years
>>709708678
your first job is a store clerk, and you finally raise enough money in 3 years to move to america
>>709708776
humans never achieved such technology
>>709708860
your death does not come for another 42 years, and it is of a brain tumor
>>709708747
i know, but the more you post in this thread, the more i stay on the front page, so thanks
>>709708747
bet he's gonna "disappear because us mortals are too childish and naive" or some retarded bullshit
What the fuck is going on with my gf today??
...Holy shit just realized she might be on the rag
>>709709086
Thank you oracle gonna go for it soon then.
Is there anyway to contact you directly btw ?
Does Sara still have feelings for me or have I missed my chance?
>>709706544
Is there any reason for me to keep going? If the future exists, that means that there is no free will.
>>709706544
this place is full of fags, but you're about the faggiest of fags. you should kill yourself.
>>709709086
then how are you here ?
>>709708920
your first girlfriend's name is clarissa
>>709708984
her name is mary , but you divorce after a year and are remarried after 6 months and stay that way
>>709709146
i am here until the questions run out or i am summoned back home
>>709709322
only those who are ascended enough will know how to contact me directly
>>709709339
she lost feelings for you over a year ago
>>709709431
all humans are most useful when their lives are lived to their full potential, however free will has never existed
>>709709533
i am a divinity, not a human
>>709706544
When will i get a job?
what solo am I learning on guitar right now ?
Do I have any mental disorders?
So there's this bitch who dumped me for one of my close friends, and it ruined my relationship with both of them. So I'm dying to know when they break up.
>>709709705
when you square the fuck up son
>>709709873
freebord
>>709709906
yes, mental retardation
>>709709650
I love driving fast. Will I die in a car or something more boring?
what was my first girlfriend's name?
>>709706544
When will I lose my virginity?
>>709706544
How to best fuck uncooked pasta
will Andrea get back with me
When will humans take the next step in our evolution? Like a large scale change not just bullshit. I'm talking living peacefully in a rationale state of mind.
>>709709873
nope i dont play guitar i play cello
Is my bisexuality a phase?
When will i get what i desire?
>>709709650
will i kill myself soon?
>>709710024
a dildo will fly at you and impale your skull with great force
>>709710171
joanne
>>709710202
soon
>>709710260
unfuck it
>>709710307
yes, but only for a few seconds
>>709710377
in about 2 minutes
>>709710408
yes, you're gonna become a nigger soon
>>709710570
no you fucking autist
>>709710661
yes
>>709706544
when will people stop calling eachother cucks?
>>709710728
how the fuck do you become a nigger
did you take your meds today oracle
>>709709705
your first job comes within the next 3 weeks
>>709709906
you have undiagnosed adhd
>>709709994
do not worry, she is already cheating with someone you have not yet met
>>709710024
you are hospitalized from car accidents 3 times in your life, but you die from leukemia
>>709710202
your first sexual relation does not come for another 4 months
>>709710307
andrea will get with 2 other guys before trying to get together with you again, but you reject her because you will already be seeing someone else
>>709710377
humans are already at their final stage of evolution
>>709710408
you will date 2 other of your same sex before marrying a proper partner
>>709709650
How did your existence come about? You say that you are a divinity, but what are your origins? Why meddle in mortals' affairs?
>>709710728
yeah thats usually how long i last in bed
>>709710883
>>709709650
How did your existence come about? You say that you are a divinity, but what are your origins? Why meddle in mortals' affairs?
How old am I?
>>709710883
what am i holding in my left hand
>>709710728
ROFL I thought you were actually a transcendent being and you gave me a fucking shit tier answer . Our evolution won't happen until we can eliminate primal animal like urges. Which didn't not happen in two minutes you fucking faggit ass Nigger cocksucking shitlord cuckmeister. Fuck you dude I had faith in you and you let me down. Fuck you , you fucking faggot ass bitch I hate you...
>>709710728
How to best un-fuck uncooked pasta?
>>709710883
do i know that someone else already
Will I ever have a girlfriend that truly loves and appreciates me?
>>709706544
when will i get a gf
>>709710570
you desire many things, so i can not answer that
for sure
>>709710739
this term lasts for another 213 years
>>709710899
i have always been, since the beginning, and i have seen the end, i am here merely to even out the timelines that need to be fixed in order to prolong the human race to its fullest existance
>>709711303
you will find a wife in 6 years who you stay with until her death
>>709710883
Ahh now I can properly respond about our evolution. You are obviously retarded and don't understand evolution. Humans will continuously evolve by biological function and technological so you are dumb and should go kill yourself fucking blasphemer kek
When will i get a gf and what will her physical features be?
>>709706544
will she say yes?
>>709711608
top kek, why dont you use your phd to wipe your ass
>>709706544
Are you that wierd guy on youtube, Alfred the Giant White Alien or whateverthefuck you called yourself? I'd recognize those glasses anywhere.
>>709711486
A) I understand that you are a divinity, and that you have always been, but what fuels you? Are there others like you? What are your ORIGINS? Or is that something that you don't even know?
B) But, why meddle in human affairs in the first place? Why is it important to a divinity what happens to us?
>>709711486
will i ever see a ufo
>>709711486
How many Children will i have by january 1st 2018? please include step children
>>709711838
Barely graudiated high school niggerello .even toper kek > :-)
Would people other than my family be truly upset if I killed myself?
will i acomplish my dreams?
>>709712070
oh no, i have been beaned. i shall now rest in shame as i wipe my ass with vegetal
>>709711608
you are mostly correct, however humans become extinct before ever reaching such a stage
>>709711642
you are never able to find a partner
>>709711893
i come before time was even concieved, i am not the creator, but one with him, there are infinitely many of me, but we are all of one being. my knowledge of the future timeline, when given to the right people, can affect it in such a way that will prolong the human race to its fullest extent
What is my first name?
>>709712399
You are just like any dumb fuck Nigger medium that gives dumbass vague responses. I know us humans eventually reach our next stage because it's already been written .
i'm not sure i really know my dad, can you tell me if he is a good person and his name please?
I just saw this thread in catalog view and the ops note looks like it's fucking moving when you scroll up and down and it's whack as fuck
will there be a 9th crusade to rid the world of Islam once and for all?
>>709711914
humans are the only life forms in the universe
>>709712022
you will have 1 boy, who will be 6 at that time
>>709712186
your few friends will try to be upset for your death, but will realize soon after that you really had no positive effect on their lives
>>709712268
which dreams are you referring to?
>>709713198
all of the middle east is enslaved by russia in 3038
>>709713534
israel will never fall you degenerate cuck
>>709713534
yea so i have a boy that 1 atm, a daughter thats 4 and a kid on the way.....
>>709713534
>your few friends will try to be upset for your death, but will realize soon after that you really had no positive effect on their lives
why was that what i was expecting
>How old am I
if u dont respond your fake
im a desirable qt girl obsessed with a ginger boy will i get him
What will my life profession be.
>>709713534
You didn't respond to mine again cause I've ruined your dumbass invalid argument you cucking fuck... This was moderately interesting /thread though you fucking dunce kek
Do I have a mental disorder?
I have found the direct connection to the oracle, he is wise...
>>709713869
because your timeline requires for you to die soon
>>709714073
i already said i would not answer the questions you already know the answer to
>>709714110
you will, but 2 months and 3 weeks into your relationship you will find that he is cheating for a gay lover
>>709714691
you will go through 2 jobs before settling as a marriage counselor
>>709715021
you already know your disorders
Will we eventually marry
Will I ever have a fulfilling relationship with a boyfriend or girlfriend who truly loves me?
>>709715527
>boyfriend OR girlfriend
are you bi? or just liberal?
kek, fucking faggot
What will happen in my country in the next week?
i wish to speak with the oracle in private, it's a matter of huge scales!
>>709715633
Bi. What correlation does political stance have with sexuality? I'm a britfag anyway so I don't even really know what a liberal is. And I'm not a faggot. Faggots are to non-straights what niggers are to blacks.
Pale white horse when I black out
>>709706544
Will she love me?
>>709715838
Go kill yourself you fucking retarded faggit nigger
>>709706544
Should I wait till a crushes birthday that I know likes me on their birthday (Nov 10) or should I try thinking of some other clever way to do it
>>709715208
i have met with the ascended and blessed him
>>709715503
yes, in 5 years and 2 months
>>709715527
yes, but you will be afraid of the commitment and will break all ties with them
>>709715791
many things, what specifically do you want to know
>>709716133
only for a short time
>>709716219
she will say yes regardless
>>709706544
Will I ever find love or at least get laid? Also, will I find a job that doesn't suck my life away?
>>709706544
Will b say yes if I leave a for her? If so will it last?
>>709716447
can i recive a live blessing too?
Will my idea for Sam Sparks work?
>>709716447
Will op ever suck fat Nigger cock?
>>709716447
Well, mostly political issues, tell me the most controvertial in the next week
Would it be wise to drawthread tonight?
When will I figure out what I'm supposed to do in life??
will i ever graduate from college?
Will she ever get back with me again?
how do I GET more dubs
>>709716504
your first lover is also your first sexual relation, however you live most of your life unsatisfied with your occupation
>>709716558
no, you will try and fail at getting with her
>>709716584
only those ascended enough will know how to find me
>>709716713
no, but your second attempt is a success >>709716848
your career path starts in just under a year
>>709717046
no, she has forgotten about you
8th grade syndrome at its finest
>>709706544
Will I be forever alone?
>>709706544
hey op what's the nest major event in my timeline and how long till it happens?
>>709717352
Is there anyway I can make it happen? B was my first love and I would do anything to have her back.
>>709717473
>>709706544
What is her name? If you really are from the future you would know who I'm talking about
how do i do at the tourny to tomorrow
am i gay? lol
>>709717352
Will i become a drug dealer?
>>709706544
will I ever get married?
>>709717352
can you help me ascend and reach you?
>>709706544
Will I get laid tomorrow?
>>709706544
When will I win my first poker tournament?
>>709706544
What will my finances be like throughout my life? Will I ever be rich?
How long will my relationship last?
>>709706544
At what age will I get laid?
>>709706631
345 cubic feet over the average 8 year life span of a wood chuck, assuming of course in a controlled environment.
Solved this during a beginners Engineering course. OP is a sham.
When will my girlfriend die from the brain tumors they found in her brain...?
>>709706544
Will i ever be rich?
>>709717490
no, you will die with 3 wives
>>709717625
the next major event in your timeline is your marriage, which happens in just under 2 years
>>709717640
it is a fixed timeline, and can not be meddled with
>>709717771
you finish in the top 8 but fail to make it to your next mach and end up dropping
>>709717824
yes, but you are caught in your second deal
>>709717963
no, you never actually propose to anyone
>>709717991
i can not affect you in that way
>>709718101
no
>>709718161
you fail to place in any tournaments in the future
>>709718196
you struggle to keep a suburban lifestyle, and never become significantly richer
>>709718218
which one are you referring to?
>>709718277
you have already gotten laid
>>709718412
she dies on nov. 3, 2021 of a heart attack
>>709718430
that depends on your definition of rich
will I ever get a girlfriend?
>>709718830
can you give me guidence to the starting of the road of ascending?
one more question, do i know you, or will i know you?
>>709718830
Damn. I made final table like a week ago and I'm pretty sure that club is soft enough to beat.
I'll play 4 or 5 more tournaments and if I lose all of them, I accept you as my god.
>>709706544
do i know you, or will i know you?
how long do I live for? and what's the next significant event in my life?
>>709718830
My current relationship with my girlfriend
>>709718830
>you have already gotten laid
I have never gotten laid before.
>>709706544
New celebrity nude leaks when?
When exactly will I get laid? Will I get to go to Japan someday?
will i successfully get the job next Wednesday?
>>709706544
When will i win the lottery or become rich by some other means?
will I ever have an actual job?
I have a very important legal case.. Im gonna win?
>>709719900
I'd like to know when I'm going to win the lottery as well, and I'm talking about the jackpot here.
>>709706544
Will I ever amount to anything or achieve success in a dating environment and or find and keep love?
>>709718830
What am I thinking about right now?
>>709718830
Thnks op growing weed fer first time only smoked bud a couple of times and always wanted 2 sell
Do i end up fucking that chink that sits next to me in math? She's a dirty fucking whore but that ass tho.
>inb4 underage b&
>>709706544
Will my girlfriend fuck john or KC while i watch?
>>709719006
yes, your first girlfriend will come into contact with you next week, but you wont know it at first
>>709719078
become one with the internet
>>709719144
>>709719248
you know me more than you know yourself
>>709719361
your next important event is your death, which will occur on dec. 30, 2017
>>709719596
i cant convince you of what you are not willing to admit
>>709719762
the next major celebrity security breach happens on feb 2, 2018
>>709719842
tomorrow, no you never find the time to plan the trip
>>709719900
>>709719989
chance is the fog on my glasses of clairvoyance
>>709719947
yes, as a grocery store manager
>>709719989
yes, all charges are dropped
>>709720143
your greatest achievement is your marriage that lasts until your death
>>709720542
no, she never agrees to it
final questions, mortals. my form is dwindling
Will my life get any better?
Who is the next president of the United States?
>>709720881
Will i be rich in the future?
Will i see a United Ireland in my lifetime?
>>709719395
An answer to this would really be appreciated
Well my gf fuck KC or John first? And when
>>709720881
when will i die?
>>709706544
Will Britain really leave the EU?
when will i die and how?
>>709706544
Why? (philosophy)
>>709720881
When will become financially wealthy?
How can I get laid tomorrow if I'm a hopeless depressed person with no will to get out of the bed?
>>709720881
Who will i decide to have sex with this weekend?
When will I get a girlfriend? Will she be of Asian descent?
Will i ever find my soulmate?
Do I ever contract an STD?
>>709720881
When will i have my first sexual experience? Who likes me? Who do I oove? Did Katie really move on?
>>709720881
Do I live long enough to see my son graduate high school? And what can I do to make our lives better?
>>709720918
your life is ended by your own hand on december 9, 2017
>>709720968
you will become a CEO at a well-known welding company
>>709721002
no
>>709721031
only you can decide the outcome of that relationship
>>709721118
matt before kc, then you, then john
>>709721129
may 4, 2019 from a motorcycle accident
>>709721199
yes
>>709721265
the ascended ones will never die
>>709721366
you never really do
>>709721435
there is no chance for you in the next month
now all timelines are as they should be. i may be back when the mind requires me to appear again. until then, always remember: 24 days until noon.
>>709706544
How much longer will I be with my gf?
>>709706544
Will i ever become a drug lord?
>>709721836
Fuck I was just about to ask if ej
still had feelings for me or thought about me or if she ever loved me
>>709706544
My wife is letting me have a girlfriend who lives with us for both of our pleasure since she cheated on me in the past. How is this going to turn out?
>>709706544
Do i fuck the bunny?
>>709722971
She'll cuck you with the lesbian, and get into a dedicated relationship with her.
The lady is in it for her, Not you.
>>709723232
Good Fucking riddance. Kek.
end yourself cunt worthless fucking prick you rejected piece of shit ass hole ass wipe mother fucking unwanted whore. kill yourself and make sure you blame yourself you cunt.
when am i gonna fuck? and am i going to fuck one day with my crush?
When will I lose my virginity?
will my future business do well?
>>709706544
OP
Should i an hero
What will I do tomorrow and why?
How will humanity end?
will i get her back
Will I ever get a gf that'll truly love me?
>>709706544
What's your record for most dicks you had in your mouth at once
My guess is 4
You are a king?
Want's the most important name in my future?
>>709721836
why does your moms ass taste so good?
>>709706544
Which of the girls in my life will I end up with?
This isnt really a question, but Try to fuck up the human race. If you won't / can't give us a reason why. Even if you say everything is preset you seem like you can have an effect on it. Give it your best shot Jebusbro
>>709706544
Will we finally get pregnant
