Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
I want to know if ill ever get back eith my ex
I miss Sakuya and Alice
looking
Heeeeeey
Hello thread
-Sweet Roll
I gotta' win this game...
Reimu I think I messed up and acted weird and accidentally scared a new person away from a discord I frequent and it made me feel really bad and embarrassed. How do I get over it and stop feeling so horrible?
Finally
I've been peeing on this shrine for about an hour now.
>>709705293
People keep spreading those nasty lies about me...
>>709705293
Someone has to score dubs and request a reading, otherwise everyone else will forget that you're free to do this for them, last time no one requested them.
>>709705484
You fool, I was only suppose to lurk for a little moment till you linked that other thread and now I'm still awake.
>>709705656
>>709705706
Gross!
>>709705740
Maybe it's because your mother's fat.
But, seriously, fuck of and leave the watermelon here.
>>709705891
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT YOU GHOST WITCH
>>709705685
Just try not to think about it for a while. It's over now, there's probably nothing you can do to change it, so just reaffirm for yourself that you should let it go.
>>709705903
>>709705927
Whats going on?
Reimu I keep having really bad games in league of legends and it makes me feel really bad, what do I do?
>>709705927
rood
Hello everyone! I'm here yo.
>>709705685
Don't feel so guilty, I mean, people come and go, you shouldn't think much about it if you didn't knew them for long. No?
>>709705891
Love you also when will I butter up your butt.
>>709705947
>>709706047
But you don't think I'm a bad or weird person, right? I've never had something happen like this before, and my self-esteem to a big hit, just after I was starting to raise it again.
>>709706018
That's what I am, yes.
>>709706069
I will slap Sachiko in the face 9 million times.
>>709705927
Why do you want me leave too? I thought we were friends
>>709705993
Why this.
>>709706166
No! She is a cute! Also, put some pants on.
>>709706017
*whispers*
get gud.
>me, 19 m
>toxic parents verbally abuse me
>voiceless, need a way out soon
>failure to thrive due to toxic retards creating unnecessary conflict
How do I deal with my toxic parents and how they channel their negativity and abusive attitudes I can never seem to get away from ?
>>709706069
I don't know, but can't you use this ghost slut meanwhile? >>709705903
>>709706166
Thats fucking rude.
>>709706196
What do you mean?
S'pose I can stop in.
>>709706166
no, youre a nigger who choked to death
>>709705706
Cut that out!
>>709705880
I only offer it as extra entertainment anyway. I don't mind if no one requests it.
>>709706017
There is no cure for ELO hell. Welcome to League of Legends!
>>709705740
D-don't you mean the nasty truth?
>>709705920
When you gotta go, you gotta go
>>709706168
You don't understand. 'LEAVE' is an acronym for
Lick
Enjoy
Ass
Very
Energetically.
I am suggesting you lick and enjoy someone's asshole. Whose shall it be? I think Sachiko's, before you kill her.
>>709706223
No.
Does anyone know that Sakuya poster's Steam account?
>>709706264
Why Sachiko
>>709706283
No you can't.
CG man
Fire me in spurts, oh yeah it's gonna hurt
#OmegaTime
>>709706348
Only Alice does
>>709706374
Oh, okay. Later then.
>>709706330
Can we talk?
>>709706347
You're being lewd...
Hello shrine friends. How are you all?
>>709706285
But can you say something to help me feel better? Everyone keeps yelling at me and it really hurts my feelings
>>709706166
I'm pretty sure that's infanticide, you can't do that, even if she's already dead that's a big no no nonetheless since it would count as desecrating the dead.
>>709706285
Is that ok for you then?
>>709706446
Y-you know how to contact me.
>>709706427
I seem to be in a bit of a dubs drought. How unpleasant.
>>709706427
Pls go.
>>709706444
Now I just feel mean.
>>709706455
I'm good! You?
>>709706348
Go to sleep Ikaros.
>>709706374
Its a long story and I'm too tired to explain.
>>709706436
Darn, I really want to clear my name
>>709706264
No I want you.
>>709706348
So what happened?
>>709706347
Yes.
>>709706262
Find a way out. It could be college, or just asking someone else you know if you can stay with them while you save money to get your own place.
>>709706151
What did you do, exactly?
>>709706547
I leave you with this then, Meanie.
>>709706506
You can do it, people just don't like it.
>>709706592
No! I don't want that!
>>709706436
Nah
>>709706017
what elo are you?
>>709706233
this guy understands
Oh, well this is a happy accident.
Is this what has become of my once home?
I like Bard because he reminds me of kami and shinto for some reason
>>709706507
Can I contact you? I really want some of the pictures that Sakuya has.
>>709706507
Do you promise not to hurt me again?
>>709706547
That's not what your mum said last night, mate
>>709706151
No? Why would you be bad? Anyway, take a doze of chillpill every 12 hrs and you should be alright, ok?
>>709706262
How toxic are we talking about? What do they usually do and how often?
>>709706285
>ELO hell
I had no idea you were a fan of electric light orchestra, raymoo
>>709706632
Who /Luftwaffe/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzUHkf02PTY
>>709706592
Thats cute.
>>709706551
Chirub?
>>709706592
What do you mean?
>>709706682
Never hurt you in the first place, so...
>>709706657
Sure.
>>709706700
Praise the Sun, my drought has ended. All it took was some assholery, as usual.
so much avataring cancer.
>>709706551
I believe in a world without Sachiko.
>>709706626
Nice. I didn't mean it though, please stay.
>>709706647
Your once home?
>>709706700
No, she was that bored that she was saying "please come"
>>709706262
not the op but do you have any other family / friends you could find shelter with? i'm 22 right now, i was 18 in the same exact situation and i fucking got out of dodge because i couldn't take it anymore and went with my aunt and uncle. it was the scariest thing i ever did but i got through. Do what you can dude.
will I get a gf?
>>709706809
The thing between you and Sakuya-san.
>>709706829
How do I?
>>709706747
Love you.
>>709706829
You kinda betrayed my trust like 20 times
>>709706547
That's good to hear. Trying desperately to win this silly game...
>>709706632
You're actually right, so digging uo graves for the lulz without even picking and selling what they contain is your new hobby?
...Actually that could've been summarized pretty well by just saying graverobbing, but these are details.
>>709706285
>>709706017
They actually did implement the ONLY mathematical cure for ELO hell: Never solo queue
The ELO system was designed for chess - which is not only a 1-on-1 game, but it's a game in which you pick your opponents and in which EVERYTHING comes down to skill between two opponents who have equal moves available to them and equal playing fields.
League is a game where simply picking a champion denies it to the enemy team, meaning from the out-set you have different moves available to you and it's entirely possible one team "counters" the other -- something that doesn't exist in chess. Further, League is a TEAM game. Judging a person's solo skill (using a metric like ELO which measures solo skill relative to other individuals) based on how well their team performs is nonsensical. Finally, League has some randomness to it in the movement of minions and the ability to score critical hits.
Most of these variables (counters, randomness, etc) can be overcome with a large number of games. If you play 10 games, you may lose all 10. But if you play 40,000 games then they will average out to show your skill.
But you cannot overcome the match-making system and the fact that it's a team game unless you play with a pre-made team. Find five skilled friends, team up, and then enjoy a game that's entirely fair in how it ranks your skill
Also, practice staying alive. Death in League punishes you WAY too much. Even if it means you never get a kill and don't get as much farm, staying alive is too important.
>>709706937
>>709706935
I don't know why she hates me... like at all
>>709706809
Something like that. But I'm not suppose to be here.
>>709706903
I can live with that.
>>709706935
Love you too.
>>709706903
But Chief isn't even looking!
>>709706937
Desu?
>>709706903
Yes. There was a time, believe it or not, when I was more lost and confused than I am now. When I had no sense of self.
It was here, in a certain series of threads, that I was able to rebuild myself, and start to awaken the sleeping seeds that lingered in my heart. Not to be overly poetic, of course.
I just wish I had the courage to make the final push.
>>709706993
I'm a big fan of killing.
>>709706455
Fine, I guess
Been having moments of extreme sleepyness again.
I think I might also be developing a twitch, only started tonight, so maybe not, it seemed to have stopped at the moment
-Sweet Roll
>>709706997
I'm scared of playing with friends and I don't have any friends to play with
>>709707013
What did you do Desu?
>>709707017
Now go to sleep.
>>709707002
Silly you didn't write anything
>>709707002
I miss you... -hug-
>>709707041
>implying
>>709706455
Yo, good, you?
>>709706283
Makoto!
>>709706644
I mean, it's the only way, or get a few people you can rely on, you need a gud team to get gud.
>>709706700
Praise the sun yo.
>>709706982
Which game?
>>709707017
Can you though?
>>709707041
I'm looking! Isn't that enough?
>>709707060
Right. You have a name?
i dont even have to shitpost, this thread is full of it already
save someone some oxygen and neck yourself
>>709707143
I'm not Desu, I'm Blood-chan
Good evening.
Recently books, video games and music havent been satisfying me the way the used too. Help please!
-Sangria-Chan
>>709707167
>>709707085
Like...in an edgy way? Or in a way that sounds edgy at first, but then you see the results, and you're like..."Jusus fucking Christ this one's crazy for real!"
>>709706285
I want more champions but I don't have any money and I keep getting too burnt out to play a bunch of games in a row. I keep getting tempted to buy champ shards but they're never who I want. What do I do?
>>709707143
Very soon.
>>709707167
Was that for me?
>>709707216
Why shouldn't I?
I'm going to bed... goodnight..
>>709706935
[email protected]
>>709706937
Yeah, no, no I didn't dog killer.
>>709706499
>*turns away*
...ahem.
*turns back around*
It's okay, Anonymous... you're probably not bad at the game or anything. League of Legends is a game of salt, and everyone who plays it becomes an ornery rage monster who can't cooperate with a team. Don't let it get to you! Just stop playing for a while if it does. You're playing it to have fun, Anonymous, never forget that!
>>709707319
I like killing.
>>709707358
Hope you wake up covered in carrots, piss and Nat King Cole records.
>>709707318
Was Homura the name you used then?
>>709707352
Isn't a world without Sachiko a world without you?
>>709707318
Homura is worst girl*
>>709707140
If you don't have friends, do what I did:
Spend 200 hours building a spreadsheet with every champion, their stats, their abilities, synergies, etc. Then perform simulations with different builds, teams, and situations. Slowly discover silly things that are broken like (many of these are now outdated):
>AP Ezreal
>Assassin Jayce
>AP Sion
>Tank Annie
>Tank Fizz
>Attack speed Kayle
Once you've found someone who can easily penta-kill without any risk of death, play that. A lot. Eventually you'll stop winning with it when people realize what's going on and start shutting you down, but in the time before people figure it out your team mates will respond in one of two ways:
>OMG TROLL FUCK YOU REPORTED
>lulz, nice build, you're kicking ass
If they're the second type, friend them and play with them
Hi
>>709707187
>Implying implications
>>709707211
Nep!
>>709707216
I'm sorry Umi, it's just not the same! You're not a night light!
>>709707352
Please. I'll give you a kiss.
>>709707216
OJ. And I lost. Horribly.
>>709707101
Ah. I haven't been too sleepy at least. But fine is good too.
>>709707211
Good to hear, hihi.
>>709707439
*chomps cookie*
reimu please hold me
>>709707558
I could be one!
I'm in community college and i like this girl in one of my classes. i've talked to her only like the 2 time i see her outside of class and i honestly never do see her around school ever or anything, she seems really cool and i want to get to know her but i'm not sure what to do. What do you think??
>>709707439
Okii, though you don't seem like a bad person, what do i have to do to trigger your murderous side then?
>>709707483
Ello
>>709707592
Star Breaker is the blasting fuse to marc's bs
>>709707592
OJ?
Hoping or a tarot reading but if not friendly conversation would be cool.
>>709707632
post sachiko and laugh about how he'll never butter any poopers
>>709707483
Heyo lewdmu
how be you?
-Sweet Roll
>>709707464
Untrue.
Kyoko>>>Mami=Homura>>Madoka>>>>Sayaka.
The yuri one is always the best. Kyoko is yuri, she is best. Seiko was yuri, she was best.
>>709707558
Don't talk to Neptune, she is a bully.
>>709707592
You're the one that won last time, though, right?>>709707632
I killed many people in Vietnam for no real reason. Sometimes I get upset if people don't LEAVE ME ALONE
>>709707463
Probably but I'm too tired to care honestly.
>>709707590
No I want you to sleep with me.
>>709707463
I'm not that determined to be remembered without saying it myself.
I am Hakkou.
>>709707770
>Tucks you in bed then sleeps with you.
hey guys how are you all today?
-raz
>>709707733
>>709707712
Why do we have to bring up the pooper buttering too?
>>709707770
Fair enough.
>>709707290
Maybe you could go out for a walk, think for a while and such, how you doing, how are you feeling?
>>709707358
Night.
>>709707558
To mo ko, I love Tomoko.
>>709707625
You should start by trying to talk more to her, although, liking someone after talking two times? I myself wouldn't be sure.
>>709707624
And how do you plan on that?
>>709707733
We're all bullies here. Or maybe you're just cursed.
>>709707877
Is that so?
>>709707625
Im drunk enough to help you. First of all judge her, if she seems like a normal bitch then all you need is fake confidence, ask her her name after class and ask her questions. Compliment her and shit, girls are actually simple really. All they need is somone telling them they are special. Dont creep too much. If she is a beta female then dont even worry she is in the same akward position as you. and all girls want to be in a relationship really bad
>>709707856
>Clings tightly onto you as we sleep
>>709707712
I WILL SHIT OVER EVERY ATOM OF YOU
>>709707388
I added you on Steam
>>709707439
asshole
>>709707352
Yes, I'm sorry, -hugs-
>>709707733
I will never leave you because we're best friends forever and ever :3 and you can't do nothing to make me change my mind, not even hurt me, because you're surrounded by the others, and if you'll hurt me then they won't like you anymore.
Lulz, -hugs giant blue friend-
>>709707733
I think I won last game and one before that...killing is great. I don't think I bullied you enough, I needed to kill star breaker.
>>709707664
100% OJ. If you like bullshit rng then it's the game for you.
>>709707649
Marc a cute though.
>>709707844
Oh, right, Hakkou. I remember the name.
>>709707949
I'll think of something!
Wow, this thing blew up fast.
>>709706728
What? Of course I am!
>>709706997
Interesting!
>>709707290
Branch out to a new hobby! You're probably just burned out.
>>709707331
I don't even play that game anymore. I don't know.
>>709707625
Tell her "I don't get to talk to you very often but you seem really cool. Wanna get a coffee sometime?"
>>709707866
Don't even ask! They are memers that don't understand the purity that is the yuri Seiko.
>>709707949
No, Neptune is just a bully.
>>709708015
It also pisses me off that this took about 40 years to post.
>>709708041
Yes, I'll show you mine.
>>709708041
Its okay, I gotta go now.
>>709707857
Raz! How is my favourite (and only) jew?
>>709707696
Hello there!
>>709707949
Oh god, my brain stopped working for a moment, someone please grant my deatwish.
>>709708126
Yo famalam.
>>709708015
>>709708258
Hello! How are you doing today?
>>709705293
Omg hi! Can i see your socks?
>>709708195
I'm supposed to be the bully. Guess I haven't done enough flipping lately.
>jumps out of bin
boo.
-neowbot
>>709708126
It's a name I haven't gone by in a very long time. Not since I finally realized my misfortune was my own doing. I still let myself fall into that dark place sometimes, though.
To be honest, I shouldn't be here. I came to see if 4chan was involved in a certain DDoS, and I saw these threads. I have been increasingly lonely of late, so.
>>709708195
Aren't you being a little rude now?
Drama between Alice and Ikaros angel? (A.K.A blood-chan?) THIS IS JUICY! I WANT MORE!
>>709708154
its filled with cancer.
how unfortunate
>>709708126
Like?
>>709708195
I think I know this Nep though!
>>709708258
How did you mess that one up, Nep?
>>709708258
hey there nepnep, just looking for some sheckels and waiting for my vape to recharge because im also a huge faggot and not just a jew
how you doing tonight? anything interesting on the steam sale? all i got was the shipwrecked dlc for don't starve because i'm waiting for christams.
-raz
>>709707649
What's up Seija?
>>709707726
I'm fine, what about you?
>>709708321
>>709708441
>>709708441
>>709708441
>>709708441
>>709708441
>>709708041
>>709707388
Please, fight more! At least send me the chat logs if you care to do so. I absolutely love it when you two fight, it's like a journalist's dinner.
I love you all <3
I hope everyone's Friday is super wonderful.
>>709708441
See
>>709705293
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
>>709708111
I already deal with enough bullshit RNG.
>>709708195
I'm not sure there's anything pure about Seiko.
>>709708258
Evening! How's it going?
>>709708402
Why shouldn't you be here?
>>709708441
There's always drama with Ikaros. It's nothing new.
>>709708472
I don't know, I'll just strap a light to my head and hope it works.
>>709707877
I do go for walks alot, but its also pretty chilly out tonight so I may save it for later..
I've been ok I guess, mostly just been hanging out with friends, its the one thing that makes life decent right now
-sangria-chan
>>709708672
Someone once told me it does not do to dwell on dreams.
Granted, it was in a dream, but it still felt like good advice.
>>709708666
Do you think I give a shit about your shitty rules? I'm here for the delicious drama and the delicious drama only.
>>709708672
Well, obviously. Two mentally unstable individuals and you've got even more drama.
>>709708441
No drama here, m8
>leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please
-Sweet Roll
>>709708818
See
>>709708824
>>709708101
I could erase you from the timeline. People wouldn't remember you, so they would not know I killed you. I could also alter their brain chemistry to like me anyway. My powers give me complete control over matter, so this would be easy.
You might also realize that I could create another Universe and go there, or that I simply don't care what mortals think of me.
>>709708111
L-Like I said, I don't even care what you think of me!
>>709708381
If it isn't my favorite person in the world, sockslut! I mean that endearingly. Love ya'.
>>709708397
How about you flip sockslut's expectations and have some lewd fun with him while us adults get back to talking about memes? If you behave nicely, I'll stroke your tail and give you a bellyrub. I'm good with kitties, I know what they like.
>>709708401
What are your thoughts on Danny DeVito?
>>709708408
Now? You think I just started being rude? Where have you been?
>>709708672
>I'm not sure there's anything pure about Seiko.
You say that again and I'll wreck your pooper so hard not even the gods above will be able to butter it back up again.
>>709708672
Hmmm, that might be too bright.
>>709708154
Ive tried finding new hobbies but I just dont like them and quit after a while...
Sangria-Chan
>>709708369
I'm doing ok, lying on bed, chilling, what about you? Your name is Sigma now, why? Cause.
>>709708472
I-I'm sorry! God this is embarassing...
>>709708497
Nah, my laptop charger got rekt into oblivion, so, ye.
>>709708672
Just relaxing, could do with aome tea, you?
>>709708789
Oh! Oh! What about your friends? Have you asked if they do anything interesting? If they do, maybe you could join?
>>709708818
I used to be a drama-lover like you, then I took an arrow to the conscience.
ITT: Avatarfag haven.
This thread needs to be shitposted into oblivion.
>>709708500
I am doing okay
I have to get a filling tomorrow
that is going to be reaaally fun
-Sweet Roll
>>709708658
Hikari~ Welcome! How is your friday?
>>709708969
I see how it is~
>>709708500
Nothing much, trying to work on a translation.
>>709708111
Checked
Marc is a cute, but I have another friend that plays Marc and he targets me cuz he thinks I'm good or something.
>>709709067
I used to be an avatarfaggot trap like you, then I took a reality check. By the way, you're not a girl, no matter how much you want to be.
>>709709026
Pretty good, I had an easy day of work and started my vacation today. Feels like I'm on top of the world right now.
Sigma it is then.
>>709706903
She was only saying that because she wasn't even good enough to get me close.
>>709708806
And this is dwelling on a dream?
>>709708818
Maybe.
>>709708969
I'm pretty sure she's explicitly not that pure.
>>709708991
It's an idol's job to shine brightly! Now I'm going to pretend I didn't say that...
>>709709026
Mostly the same.
>nigger
>>709709026
damn, cant you get your hands on any other gaming platform or just not interested?
because honestly lately i started going out of home more and more and the normie life is a bit more appealing (tho it's scary)...
-raz
>>709709194
Perverted yuri cuties are literally the purest thing ever. Didn't you guys learn this shit in college?
>>709708969
*Yeah, the first one would work, it's not like they like me that much anyways, so no one would remember probably, no one but you.
>>709708818
*Okidoki then Keemstar, have fun while you can.
>>709709026
I basically do what they do, they are all into photography with nice expensive cameras, the most I do for them is model sometimes. other than that they dont do much, and the other things they do I can see myself doing. How about you? what do you do?
>>709709399
this is sangria chan btw
>>709709194
It is. It's a world where I can hide from my reality and pretend that everything is okay, where I can craft every response. It is, in it's purest form, a lie.
>>709709184
Welcome to the good life (music plays in the background)
How are you planning to spend this time? Or you intend to relax?
>>709709277
Been playing a loooot of Skyrim lately, on 360.
Might join the army, if I get bored enough.
>>709709462
What do I do? I.... uh, I don't do anything. Lel, try getting into something like, airsoft, you know? Might be fun or wall climbing, like the cool kids in tv.
~Neptune
can shrine keepers make a new thread
>>709709505
Isn't that the same with a lot of social interaction though? You can lie your way through a lot of things if you want to.
>>709709155
Welp, good luck with that
>>709709645
i'm preety much going to be forced into the army in like 3-4 months, will give you updates later on so you will know if you should do it
-raz
>>709709645
Up until halloween I'm playing through the first 4 silent hill games since I love the series and finally got a copy of 4, then having a marathon of my favorite horror movies while handing out candy. Other than that, I'm doing basically nothing. Which is a very nice change.
>>709709645
I used to do paintball but its expencive going often, I rock climb already but its only really fun with friends and friends usually dont want to
Sangria_Chan
>>709709654
Let's wait for Reimu-senpai to do it
People talking with me, go to the new one.
~Neptune
