It's b-been a while /b/!
Are you ready f-for some fresh OC?
Because it's time f-for cooking with Alice!
What's on todays menu Alice?
Make banana bread
Mmmm yay! mind if i unzip?
>>709699458
who the fuck are you?
>>709699458
Hello, Alice. Happy to see you.
>>709699648
I'm Alice of c-course!
Cool, laughing man
>>709699648
newfag
Love the outfit!
Someone isn't looking again...
This is now a dubs thread
>>709699631
>implying these aren't all pre-taken.
You didn't impress me last time. I'll try again.
Helleo
>>709699458
Long time no see Alice. How are you?
>>709699844
alice;
༼ つ ‿ ༽つ SKT ༼ つ ‿ ༽つ
L-let's start off slow, w-with some nice tea <4
>>709699899
checked
Is that coffee next to Febreeze? And all those dishes out on the counter? What the fuck kind of kitchen are you running, a messy one?
*freindly bump*
^_^
Sakuya reporting in!
>>709699893
C-can't complain <4 What about you, dear l-long lost friend?
>>709699850
Boy, if my goals in life were so shallow, I'd s-surely be in for a bad time!
>>709699982
S-sorry!
>>709699924
Shut up and show your boipussi already.
>>709699924
COCAINE WHEN
Yay, good to see you back Alice! Where have you been, I missed you <4
>>709699924
How are you alice?
What you been up to
>>709700077
I've b-been a bit busy getting over m-my flu shot!
>>709699924
JASON IS THAT YOU??!!?
Shoe on cock
Whatcha been up to Alice?
Posting in semi-legendary thread
again
>>709699458
are you a trap?
F-forgive me Anonymous, how s-silly of me.
Of course I s-shall pour the tea for you!
>>709700120
Ah, did you have a reaction to it besides flu resistance?
>>709700039
Is it bad that your stutter makes me throb?
>>709699924
Damn, this is like those bitches who take nudes but don't clean their nasty ass rooms first. Get your shit together.
hmm...
>>709700039
I've been doing alright. Don't know if you remember me but we talked about Prozac. I've increased the amount I take but it still hasn't done anything.
>>709700208
why would you do this to me, i didn't wanna fap today
I missed you Alice, I-I'm having girl trouble. A-and it' not with you...I'm sorry
>>709700116
I'm q-quite well now that I am n-not sick, but v-very busy at work <4
>>709700193
Not much, t-though I am hoping to get physics working in m-my game this weekend.
>>709700205
N-not at all!
>>709700233
M-my immune system is compromised, so I usually g-get a touch of the flu after the flu shot.
>>709700287
Oh d-dear. Have you t-talked to your doctor about other treatments, such as trazadone?
>>709700239
You think that's a dirty kitchen? Are you retarded? Do you not use your kitchen at all?
>>709700208
That's a pretty nice webm you got there, what with the looping and everything.
>>709700208
How are you doing tonight, Alice? I've missed you and talking with you!
>>709700208
show us your burn scars
>>709700208
Can't tell if male or female...
>>709700331
Just endure it then.
why are you stuttering like that
This w-week we will m-make a simple dish: BBQ Chicken!
Unfortunately, d-due to technical difficulties, many of m-my WebM's will be v-very short. Apologies!
>>709700428
Female, dear anon <4
>>709700372
My kitchen is goddamned spotless, you fucking nerd.
>>709700428
60% chance either way.
>>709700428
>doesn't show face/genital
>on /b/
>girl
choose two
>>709700371
im not convinced, show benis
>>709699458
that's not a girl. just saiyan
>>709700491
you better not add spinach
>>709700371
Thats a jolly good time! And hows life going for you overall at the moment
>>709700371
What kind of game are you making? Programmer?
>>709700371
No I haven't. And I haven't tried therapy yet b/c I don't have the motivation to call to make an appointment.
>>709699577
newfags a la carte
>>709700563
>>709700541
she posted a picture of herself in a tanktop some time ago, she's a girl
omg I haven't seen an Alice thread in forever. HI ALICE!
>>709700469
B-because I'm nervous, of c-course!
>>709700413
I'd m-much prefer to show you s-some delicious grilled chicken <4
Rather than delicious grilled me!
>>709700563
You c-can say whatever you like, doesn't m-mean it'll be true <4
>>709700581
Platformer! and y-yes I am.
>>709700574
I s-sure can't complain!
>>709700371
What's the game called?
>>709700039
That's hurtful, Alice. It really is. You've lost yourself, I think, performing for these children.
>>709700541
dick off or shut up, mang
>>709700491
post anus kudasai desu
>>709700491
Ive seen so many sissy fags here that i need to question it alice, I mean no disrespect.
>>709700649
H-hello!
>>709700666
Truthful, m-more like <4
>>709700690
that doesn't prove anything
"aye i'm taking hormones and ultra push up + contouring"
that's a fucking dude
>>709700690
>>709700750
Do you like being fucked in that outfit? What's your favorite position? And will you be my 3d waifu?
hey cutie, whats cookin;'
M-moving on! This is t-the ingredients you'll need; I w-will be using a George Foreman grill, b-but any grill will work.
Be sure not to char your meat; that can cause harmful and potentially cancer causing agents to be formed from the creatin in the muscle!
>>709700841
Nigger.
>she
>>709700802
>>709700750
Would you like me to offer some tea to the newcomers?
>>709700786
just because you want her to be doesn't make her one
>>709700802
I hate to say it, but fucking kek
>>709700841
nigger
>>709700750
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. You were always more interested in the show than anything else. And what a show it's been, hasn't it? So I suppose this suits you better.
>>709700009
a luka?
>>709700802
>Perfect shoulder positioning.
The stutter makes me stroke faster
>>709699458
Tits or gtfo
>>709700876
BBQ Chicken!
>>709700841
M-my favorite position is w-with my legs crossed, laughing at your sorry excuse for a come on!
Please t-try better next time dear <4
>>709700841
Nigger
>>709700802
>>709700690
>>709700491
>>709700208
>>709699924
>>709699458
trap or attention whore...either way, failing to follow the rules
tl;dr TGFO
>>709700984
hai
Is this guy again.
>>709700287
I'm an actual psychiatry intern.
I'm not going to lie to you anon, 9 out of 10 people I work with really just need good therapy. Drugs are effectively just a placebo for anyone that has anything except clinically defined severe (SEVERE, not moderate) depression. Trouble is, 9 out of 10 people trained in therapy suck at it, and only 1 in 100 are actually good at it, not merely competent, and those people usually only take cash. Really though, I'm tellin' ya, there is a lot of research out there that shows psych drugs are basically garbage for depression (schizophrenia or true bipolar disorder- not borderline, REAL bipolar- are a different story).
>>709701001
LIKE MISSIONARY LEG LOCK!? HOLY SHIT!
>>709701001
how much neetbucks 4 anal?
>>709699458
I've missed you.
>>709700976
T-the thing I am interested in is helping people, doll <4
>>709701033
Neither, s-sorry <4
alice is a nice name. pretty uncommon too
>>709701001
Gave me a chuckle. You're alright with me.
>>709701033
>doesn't know who alice is
>I fell for the bait
>>709701038
wat luka doing ༼ つ ‿ ༽つ
>>709701038
Luka <3
How have you been, love?
>>709700878
Oi, i got a question about relationships
So since i have depersonalisation, i literally cant tell if i like my gf or not. Plus shes obssessed with me.
As a result, we already got a future planned ahead of us, one im not prepared for both physically and mentally.
But heres the issue, if i break up with her shes orobably gonna kill herself, if i tell her that im not living with her due to reasons or if im reconsidering it, its gonna create tension between me and her, then she might resort to acid and get herself killed.
Fuck do i do
>>709701168
*patpat* D-don't worry dear, I'm h-here now <4
>>709701194
*smiles warmly*
>>709701033
Cooking show you nigger allice can stay
>>709701033
TITS or GTFO was used for attention whores, which you apparently don't know what one is. She is providing us with entertainment in a different manor. Now, would you kindly dick off?
This is so fucking autistic, even for /b/
>>709700208
That looks particularly hard to hard to while covering your face, I'd probably make an atrocious mess.
treetreetreetreee
>>709701033
Alice has been a part of modern /b/ for a very long time. I personally find it amusing that you think these threads violate any rules.
>>709701180
I think that you actually believe that, but it's hard for me to say.
>>709701203
lurking nice fun thread
>>709701206
i've been cozy~
living peacefully.
not very interesting though. :c
>>709701068
Yeah I guess I'm not surprised by that. I had a feeling that pills for depression were bullshit. They could be sugar pills for all I know.
>>709701001
I see you around here every now and then, how about we get to know each other in a more...private setting
S-sorry about the delay, m-my marker kept slipping...
T-this is what you will need f-for this delicious meal!
>>709701296
YOU SHUDDPUP THASZ IS A REAL FEMALE GRILL SIR PLEASE LEAVE MLADY LONE!
>>709701001
It was just curiousity. I supposed you killed the cat though.
N-no tea? Sad Sakuya is sad!
>>709701291
Fuck off space nigger, were full
>>709701390
Shine
>>709701291
thank you zaxarr from galaxy BT61Z7
>>709701390
Cute outfit Alice! Always look forward to you every week!
>>709701420
fuck of nigger, this is australia and we're full
>>709700878
real question though, why do you do this? Id prefer a more in depth answer than you enjoy it.
>>709700638
>>709700690
>tank top = girl
lol
alice give me a hug
>>709701323
luka help alice cook
>>709701291
>She is providing us with entertainment in a different manor.
No she isn't, you illiterate fuck. What she's doing is attention whoring.
And people are giving others shit for not knowing who this bitch is lmfao
>>709701307
Even if they were violating rules...no one would erase them nonetheless
>>709701323
That's good to hear. How is your family?
>>709701259
Depersonalization is a v-very serious issue....w-what are your doctors and therapist doing t-to help you with it?
>>709701304
It's n-not easy.
>>709701307
I s-said it; shouldn't I b-be the one who decides whatI believe? <4
>>709701493
T-thank you!
>>709701576
I've answered this question about a million t-times doll <4
>>709701598
S-sorry, but I'm not an attention whore silly <4
Can't you tell I don't have a face?
>>709701580
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes tight*
>>709701505
>>of
I guess that was a little...of
HAhaa
>>709701598
nigga you can't outsmart an alien
stfu
>>709701598
Nigger i just want to learn how to make bbq chicken is all
>>709701390
You always cook chicken you fucking bitch!
COOK ME SOMETHING ELSE YOU DAMN WOMAN
Literally a fucking faggot
>typing with a s-stutter?
>anime picture covering your face
just fucking kill yourself
>>709701598
>>709701598
>>709701604
Also incorrect. There was a time posting in the same thread as Alice often led to an extremely lengthy ban. /b/ doesn't have many rules, but the mods don't, either.
>>709701690
...fuck of
>>709701068
What do you think about Dr. Jacoby?
>>709701629
They're fine. My dad finally disowned me for being a faggot
F-for those of you at home without BBQ sauce, y-you can use this simple and tasty recipe!
>>709701688
Good working on avoiding spilling, anyway, its good to see you up to fun stuff!
>>709701589
okay!
<3
*frys up some eggs and hashbrowns* ^ ^
>>709701629
my family? ... i'm not close with them.
>>709701598
>>709701688
Stop sucking so much dick.
>>709701688
stop sucking so much dick, faggot
>>709700491
lol obvious trap is obvious
>>709701598
What do you call entertainment? Jacking off all the time? There's more to life. Also, I realize you're new to the internet and all, but there is this pretty lil thing called auto-correct and me not giving a flying fuck
>>709700208
That's a dude lmao. Y'all fags
Veganism.
That's all, have a nice day you cuties.
All y-you have to do is mix the ingredients, and y-you'll have a delicious and tasty sauce <4
>>709701748
>posting worst girl
>>709701688
The people we lie to the most are oftentimes ourselves. It's very easy to convince yourself of something if you want to believe it more than anything; it's often the best escape from a bad situation.
And you still don't remember me. Seriously, I may have dyed my hair and all but I'm earnestly hurt.
>>709701928
>>709701688
Stop sucking so much dick.
>>709701688
Y-you don't h-have to type like this every f-fucking sentence.
>>709701688
I dont got no doctors, its only going to ruin my life with the ability to NEVER GET A JOB EVER AGAIN! Good times
>>709701774
>>709702007
yes she does you stupid idiot bitch retart
>>709701821
Why aren't you close with your family, love?
who got cha back
>>709702007
n-no b--b-b-bully
>>709701948
I miss you.
>>709701962
Sorry, b-but I don't lie <4
>>709702007
I'm n-not trying to!
>>709702023
M-most military forces allow and encourage t-their soldiers to see psych help.
>>709701821
show egg~
>>709702007
don't make fun of its speech impediment
YES
ALICE IS BACK
AHHHHHHH
M-mix the sauce into a nice thick slop!
May I have a hug, Alice?
>>709702188
S-sorry to keep you waiting, my dear <4
>>709702255
>>709702212
i like the colour coding
>>709701961
Hold the fuck up, I can't let this slide. Let me tell you how it works.
Kyoko>>>Homura=Mami>Madoka>>>>Sayuka
If you want, put Madoka's mom somewhere above her.
>>709701980
Like I said, the best girl is always the yuri. Seiko was best in Corpse Party and Kyoko was best in Pillow Mint Magic Motherfuckers.
Bye.
>>709701961
That's because I am worst girl. I let myself live for others, and I suffered every day for it until I succumbed and became a witch.
>>709702095
Everyone lies. You can try to avoid it all you like, but at some point, you realize that you're lying.
>>709702212
instructions unclear, dick stuck in hand
I missed Alice.
>>709701896
>There's more to life.
Yeah like participating in "cooking" threads made by a depressed faux-trap fishing for attention by being a stereotypical weeb faggot.
Come the fuck on dude, think about what you just posted.
>>709701261
if only i could actually have your tea and the dinner you made. i could die of happiness if that happened.
I hope there's some nice side dishes to go with the chicken....
>>709701688
*gives a super duper big hug* I'm really sad
>>709702309
Sayaka got a bit better in Rebellion, though I can't stand her dubbed version. The other ones are tolerable, but the inflection her English VA uses is physically painful to listen to.
>>709702322
Okay D-doctor House; too bad one of the identifying traits of someone b-being developmentally disabled or h-having certain genetic conditions is.....an inability to lie or develop that trait by a certain critical age.
Not everyone lies, dear. Don't justify your own lies that way; I still remember them.
>>709702212
c'mon, no worcestershire sauce for the bbq? No molasses? no cinnamon?
Alice, step up your game
>>709702352
I miss you.
>>709702404
you get a tiddy orange
>>709699458
I wonder what led you to choose that picture above the others this time.
>>709702400
you seem to not know where you are
>>709702369
Why are you still in this thread if youre just getting so assblasted over this shit?
>>709702095
Yeah but then they get fired cause "they arent mentally stable"
Wich is bullshit, the worst that i can get in terms of anger is something that leads to a)self harm or b)hitting someone (never really happens tbh)
I am mentally stable, for example, last time i got stabbed i only turned really sarcastic
N-next, please apply your chicken directly onto the grill at medium heat; d-don't char it if you c-can help it!
>>709702528
She looks really skinny... I'm actually worried about her.
ALICE!!
LET ME PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT!
JUST THE TIP.
AND SHOW YOUR PANTIES!
>>709702536
where am i then, m8?
>>709702623
>She
>Her
Lmao
>>709702369
Please tell me: What's you're alternative when it's 9:30 pm? I'm home from work, chillin, playing vidya, and enjoying Alice.
>>709702605
instructions not clear, dick stuck in toaster
>>709702605
what if no thermometer
>>709702605
>no char
Weeeeew
>>709702352
It's good to see at least one person from those days.
>>709702481
You know, I never watched that show. I keep meaning to.
And certainly, one can lie in that case. Not well, but they can lie.
Though, are you implying you do remember me? Don't insult me by taking shots in the dark, if any of the concern you once showed for me is real.
>>709702605
There's no way your little butt can eat that whole cutlet
>>709702712
What.
>>709702605
When did you start to use webms?
>>709702077
because... it's complcated.
i don't have much love for them.
>>709702103
(egg)
:3
>>709702605
What if I don't have a grill?
if you microwave a chicken breast a bit, till it gets gelatinous it makes for an awsome home made flesh light
>>709702795
Oh, you're still alive I see.
>>709702766
L-like I said, no...no they can't. It's part of their medical condition. Enjoy your wrong.
>>709702809
T-this year <4
>>709702830
Then y-you are in the wrong place.
>>709699458
tits gtfo
>>709702894
unfortunately
>>709702641
4chan /b/
>*watching intensifies*
T-there are many benefits to grilling too, s-so be sure to grill or bake as much as possible!
>>709702830
make one
>>709702605
Insta read thermometers are fantastic for this.
>>709702795
>Not knowing """"Alice"""" is a guy
Wew
>>709700147
Who?
>>709702984
i guess i meant to ask why i wouldnt find any form of happiness here according to you.
>>709702901
><4
you're fucking with me
>>709703046
I'm a g-girl, thanks <4
>>709702623
Nothing to fear, she'll still be around for a long time.
>>709702795
Leave. You are really really shit at keeping your promise of never posting in Alice's threads again. What's this, the 11th time now? Way to go.
>>709703025
How do you decide which words to stutter?
>>709702811
now luka drink water >._.>
>>709703025
>commercial/psa break in Alice thread
>>709703025
where is .10?
>>709703106
I love you.
Almost time for work. Wish I could participate more in these threads. Maybe on Wednesday, huh? Don't be a stranger, Alice.
>>709703091
bad skeletor
>>709702901
Now, then, Alice, where did you get your medical degree from? Surely you're not suggesting there's a universal "can't lie" disorder? Because I promise you, just from my meager studies, it's not a symptom of any disorder.
>>709703025
>Ring finger longer than pointing finger
You're not even trying to hide, are ya?
Post the dick already if you didn't cut it off yet.
>>709702719
>WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO OTHER THAN BROWSE AUTISTIC ROLEPLAYING THREADS ON 4CHAN???
Literally anything else, even reddit would be less gay.
>>709702585
Autism entertains me.
>>709703091
you're a skeleton scum of the earth
you have no emotions
What's with the guy in the dress putting on a cooking show?
>>709702894
I've been going to therapy and stuff.. I'm a lot more stable and living happily
>>709702952
jerk
>>709703046
I don't see it... like at all
>>709703107
Lets hope so
>>709703156
>off by one
>>709702901
But what if I have a microwave. Will that work?!
>>709703040
How do I make a grill?
>>709703025
Yeah but then they get fired cause "they arent mentally stable"
Wich is bullshit, the worst that i can get in terms of anger is something that leads to a)self harm or b)hitting someone (never really happens tbh)
I am mentally stable, for example, last time i got stabbed i only turned really sarcastic
>all this avatar-fagging
I expected no less from this abortion of a thread
>>709703145
water not strong enough!
>>709703106
What the fuck does less than 4 even mean
this is weird
you're weird
>>709703125
Can we talk on Steam?
>>709703216
>>709703129
I s-say them, of course!
>>709703156
>
>>709703187
Y-your meager studies are just that dear. Meager.
And I got my psychology degree from Princeton, so. You know.
>>709703281
T-that I love you one more <4
>tfw no food to join alice with
>>709703235
What? No.
Don't insult your food by cooking it in a microwave.
>>709703025
Do you do any kind of drugs at all alice?
>>709703192
>reddit would be less gay
GTFO newfag
>>709703025
>tfw you realize Alice threads were a long-running advertisement for George Foreman grills
T-THEY REALLY KNOCK OUT THE FAT, /b/!
>>709703216
Still talking with Erio?
>>709703281
<3 is heart
<4 is retardation
Alice, lets see that penor, cmon, I'm gettin soft here
>>709703216
Why are you still here? Don't you have a carcass to desecrate somewhere? It's like you can't read or something, fuck. I knew you were stupid . >>709703288
No, I don't talk to abusive, manipulative people who kill innocent creatures to reach climax, gross and nope
I'll leave...
Good luck Alice -hug-
>>709703336
I thought you managed a finance company Alice?
N-now it is time to slather on that BBQ sauce!
Be sure t-to put it on after you cook, as t-that prevents harmful byproducts of the grilling process from forming, due t-to the combination of sugar and creatin!
>>709703025
Is this all just a clever advertising scheme for the George Foreman grill?
>>709701505
Fuck off aussie.
I think I hear a dingo eating ur baby fagit
Good thread OP. I like cute girls, and I like titties, and I like chicken, so I'm really enjoying it so far.
>>709700428
elbow joints are the giveaway, it's a dude
>>709703336
Well, I certainly can't disprove it, and I'm not given to drawn out arguments.
I'm more curious if you've figured me out yet.
>>709703451
Took you long enough. See you never.
if dubs or more show us your tits again
>>709703447
What are you some kind of faggot?
>>709703336
>psychology degree from princeton
How's unemployment, Alice?
>>709703278
or riot
>>709703478
Slather is such a...abrasive word, isn't it?
>>709700208
>>709702212
>>709702605
Will someone please tell me why a guy in a dress is putting on a cooking show?
>>709703540
Hi Grim.
>>709703368
But I am hungry and I have some left over pizza.
>>709703277
There is only suppose to be one fag avatar fagging, and that is alice, i don't know what these other queers are doing.
>>709703478
this isn't bbq chicken this is grilled chicken with bbq sauce what kind of operation are you running here
>>709703447
Being discrete surely it's not your strong point, good decision though.
>>709703553
No, I just really hate people who can't keep promises and who constantly lie and manipulate to make themselves the victim. It's pretty disgusting actually.
>>709703447
Have you seen the pictures? Haunting.
>>709700147
fuck
>>709703478
>putting the sauce on after grilling
What the fuck is this cooking idiocy
We need more chicken legs
>>709703467
Managed? D-dear me no!
I make predictive models for a financial company of human behavior.
>>709703520
I'm p-pretty sure my vagina cares to differ.
>>709703554
W-wouldn't know, haven't b-been in years <4
>>709703600
N-not a guy, so can't help you there <4
>>709703517
cunt
