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New celeb thread
Elizabeth Hurley?
>>709677621
Yes pls!!
>>709678793
FUCKING HNNNNNG
>>709677826
What my perfect world could have been with truth and absolute love.
>>709679369
Unzips pants
>>709679852
Shes so hot!
>>709677091
im gonna cum
>>709680328
Nice ass
>>709680423
Hnnng
Y-Yesterday was a bad day; my m-mistress Jessica Alba p-put me into the hospital with a-a c-c-compound leg fracture and a collapsed s-sskull... I-I don't know wh-what happened b-but she just f-f-finished watching wrestling on tv and then t-t-took me by the arm o-o-outside to the back yard... Sh-She ordered me to lie flat on the grass a-and climbed up t-to the roof of th-the garage...I-I told h-her I-I d-didn't like the l-look of this b-but she told me t-to shut m-my sissy m-m-mouth a-and this wouldn't hurt... She jumped o-off the roof and gave me the biggest full b-body smash ever in the h-history o-of the w-world... Now I-I'm crutched up, hobbling around the h-house attending t-to my m-mistress wishes...
>>709676706
Is that fucking Adele? #wreckdatbitch
>>709679609
mmm yes
>>709680431
Hope they didn't harm G..
>>709680699
Diamonds, she's just got hotter with age
>>709680594
May I stick my cock in her holes, cuck?
>>709680820
Yup.
>>709680897
Damn
>>709680725
nah she's ok. She just released a new single but it isn't my type of music
>>709681054
Gorgeous ain't she?
>>709680826
Please d-don't ravage m-my m-mistress g-good s-sir while I-I s-sit in the corner of the bedroom a h-h-helpless m-manlet...
>>709681290
Heard from that.
What type of music is it?
>>709677144
oh god her teeth are disgusting
>>709681693
I can't make any promises, dude. I'll just try to not stretch her out too much. Okay?
best mommy
>>709681877
Hnnnng
>>709681877
With best daughter.
>>709681694
indie/alternative pop according to Amazon music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRmzfOCrabQ
>>709678109
Wow who is this?
>>709682142
I would buy the instrumental version tho.
>>709682776
hot feet. hot everything but especially hot feet.
Very possible I have same strain Herpes as Jessica Alba. Almost like I fucked her.
>>709680594
Fuckin mental illness wow.
>>709683160
way to stay positive, champ
>>709678109
Who is this goddess
qt lavren
>>709683427
Amber rose
>>709680623
are you literally serious?
>>709682888
Not a feet person myself. But hey, to each their own
>>709682997
She's so cute, ain't she?
>>709683805
dat bell love
>>709683842
Fantastic. Why couldn't there be nudes of her leaked...
>>709683805
Yes she is!!
>>709683623
She needs to grow her hair out for good. I just might fuck
>>709681371
Very much so
>>709683561
Don't call her a qt, how dare you, anons sexually harassing her is uncalled for. You misogynist pig.
>>709684260
shit, already posted
>>709683913
Why do peeps think she's hot? She looks like a weasel to me.
>>709683280
1 in every 4 people. I have fucked 32 women in my life. Most without condoms. #4 gave me herpes. Have spread to 3 people confirmed.
>>709684340
My dick fuck
>>709681711
like your face no doubt
>>709684306
fuck i love that
>>709681814
Once y-y-you finished with m-m-my mistress g-good sir, m-my only h-hope is you two wouldn't drive m-me to the n-nearest bridge, p-package me into a black garbage b-bag and t-toss me into the river while I-I sing "God save the Queen."...
>>709684395
Fuck
>>709684236
lavren a CUTE
>>709684683
gawd damn it i want that so bad
>>709680725
I hope she got spit roasted
>>709684556
Sorry. Can't talk right now. I'm too busy fingering her sweet, wet pussy.
it counts and I'll tell you why..
she didn't leave much to the imagination in this dress. with the outfits she wears, we've basically seen every part of her body and the one part we haven't seen only has 6 flowers covering it up right now.
>>709685168
>>709685226
Her fucking titties are amazing
>>709683842
>>709680328
>>709680397
>>709684340
need to fap something so fierce
>>709685226
Absolutely fucking repulsive cancer patient looking attention whore. You sir, have bad taste, just look at those fucking walrus udders, disgusting.
>>709685392
Fap away.
>>709683913
wow keep those coming
>>709685596
Tell us how you really feel though
>>709685819
Impressive
Sorry not sorry
>>709685784
Meh, I guess I'd still hate fuck her.
>>709685895
some stunt woman.
>>709676760
the things I'd do to her pink little shithole
>>709685661
Unzips
I can rp any celeb you like while we share pics and you jerk off.
Kik: Taygreene4
>>709686111
Crazy lol
>>709680623
bryce dallas howard gummy
>>709686221
dafuq
Dovebro out.
Bye.
>>709685819
I just came all over my roommatez comp, but she can afford another one, rich bitch
>>709685918
Fuck, moar
>>709678507
She's still hot, but pregnancy really does ruin a woman.
>>709686532
holy fugg
>>709685270
I-I h-hope she d-doesn't stomp m-my brains out l-later f-for f-forgetting to h-hand wash her car this m-morning.... M-My whole b-body is s-still on fire from her calisthenics yesterday...
>>709686559
Can't look like this forever, bro.
>>709678869
busy rn. should be back tonight
>>709686488
I'm out.
>>709686709
Why didn't you hand wash my car as well?
>>709686532
>>709681290
moar watson
>>709683805
>ywn have a blonde midget gf as qt as her
>>709686549
Sure
>>709686559
Especially giving birth to a female mongoloid. That vag is destroyed. Theres a reason hayden went through postpartem depro. True story
>>709686856
Classic
>>709686885
Massive kek
>>709687173
Hailee feets?
>>709687173
sasha?
>>709687173
More anon more!
dat ass
>>709687173
This is the chick that made me jerk it hardcore after meeting her in comiccon, wow
>>709687317
Post her soles pham
>>709676896
who is she?
>>709687522
Im beating my dick as hard as she physically beats her bf
>>709678303
Ayy are you the usual G bro?
>>709687910
who are these babes
>>709686806
M-My a-apologies g-good s-s-sir: m-my m-mistress h-had m-me hanging upside d-down on the w-wall m-most o-of the m-morning... She s-said this w-would b-balance m-my thinking p-properly s-since I-I'm j-just a-a h-half-man l-life s-sized p-punching b-bag...
>>709680594
Hey Stutterchan
>>709688106
contestants on big brother over the top
you can watch them 24/7 on live feeds right now
where's my skinny young smooth legged whore at? so need that pic rn
>>709680711
>>709676610
Damn, I know she's still young, but she's gotten hotter as she's gotten older
>>709688163
That's no excuse. You had the whole fucking afternoon to wash our cars. You're lucky I'm not gonna tell Jessica about your insolence.
>>709677971
I follow Ariel on snapchat just so I can see her sexy pics. The other day she had some hot ones up from her Halloween costume
>>709687650
I still see her as a qt. Just saw neighbors 2, my fucking dick
New bread anybody
>>709688770
Isnt this the chick who broke up with her fiance after her disney contract expired and is now going lesbo?
>>709688901
What about Bella Thorne?
>>709689031
Start one then
>>709688653
That's how it works. early 20s are too immature and 50s are too saggy. late 20s-late 40s is primo chick
>>709689246
I'm too lazy
>>709688270
Hello g-good sir...
>>709688802
Please no... D-Don't tell her g-good sir; she h-has m-many times t-told m-me with a-a h-huge smile o-on her face we h-have a v-very l-large oven...
>>709689448
I like this guy.
>>709689536
Aw fuck, your autism is gonna make me fucking chhhhhhngggg!
>>709689536
If you keep it up, you just might find yourself in there. Now go and shine your mistress's boots with your tongue. She wants to go out dancing tonight, and she hates it when her shoes don't look nice.
>>709689906
>>709689906
New thread
>>709682776
How the fuck did dax shepherd get her???
>>709684773
No she will not marry you.
NO she will tolerate your sexual advances
NO you will not get away with your online harassment.
NO means NO you rapist piece of shit.
