Dubs decide how i break up with my signifigant other
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Dubs decide how i break up with my signifigant other
>>709666491
It's because you're a fat bitch and just like free willy, it's time to release you back in the ocean.
>>709666491
"bc you arent important to me or anyone else anymore"
>>709666649
roll
>>709666618
>6666
Jesus only 2 away from a fuckin record m9
>>709666491
please do.
You're pussy smells like a bag of onions
8=====D
kill yourself newfag
>>709666877
fuk u
>>709666491
Feelings are gay
Quit being a cunt, not even /b/ wants you.
Tell her you've been seeing her sister
I never loved you
>>709666491
Just be a man and do it like a real human being would. Don't try to intentionally hurt them. And don't do it by text, grow a set and do it in person.
>>709667168
Reroll
You slept with her mom and now when you guys get it on she can't compare
I love your mother
>>709666491
She texted you a sad avocado.
Don't do it anon
uwu
>>709666491
The jews is a satan in human form
I think we shouldn't be together until we really work out our boundaries. Basically I'm asking you to help mensure find an alpha man to tie me up and fuck me before he does the same to you
>>709667245
If we all honest this right here
That would be the way you would want her to do it right
>>709666491
You never have meant anything to me, just give up
I developed feelings for your mom. I'd rather be with her than you
>>709667417
Reroll
>>709666491
sounds like another clingy bitch. tell her it turns you off.
>>709666649
hit marker
I haz cancer
>>709667467
Reroll
>>709667472
Roll
>>709667501
Reroll again
>>709667330
This
uwu
>>709667417
rolling
>>709667528
Reroll
You're just too fat and ugly for me
>>709667472
roll
>>709667467
I'm keeping on rerolling
I never loved you. I just wanted to be with you because youre fat and easy to manipulate. Besides jonah gave me 10 bucks i couldnt be with a woman.
Im going back to my real lover.
>>709667617
Reroll
>>709667576
Reroll
>>709667543
reroll
>>709667245
roll for this.
>>709667617
Rull
>>709667617
rollin
I'm breaking up with you
...
...
NOT
>>709666491
Why would anybody be nice to you, your an ignorant bitch who means nothing to anybody.
Also
>ipod
I'm fucking a nigger now. Don't need you anymore. Kill yourself.
>>709667617
reroll
I found out I am gay.
>>709666491
I wish i could say i still have the same feelings for you but the truth is these past few months have been hurting me too, im ending this relationship
>>709667417
This one
>>709667733
fuk u
I'm done here. I just don't have a desire to be with you anymore. I'm also a pussy ass bitch for doing this through text rather than to your face, so I'm gonna go jerk off to some nigger porn now.
I'm seeing other men. Older men. Our tastes aren't the same anymore
>>709667733
Whoa...triple dubs.
>>709667733
I veto this
>>709667733
WINRAR OP
>>709667791
Again!
>>709667733
Tripple dubs!!
Ive been seeing your mom for a while
>>709667789
roll
>>709667757
Reroll
>>709666491 Post a pic with your tongue in her mom's asshole.
>>709667733
FUCK
>>709667721
whiteknight reroll
>>709667899
Winrar!
What did she do OP?
>>709667733
Keep it coming B
Not what i would say but im not ignoring triple dubs
>>709667838
this
>>709667733
If trips, dubs is annulled and OP says next set of dubz
>>709668022
We can still be friends :^)
You have one more chance. Idgaf what you're doing, send me some tits or we're done. Otherwise I need to find someone more obedient.
>>709668101
reroll
I dated you only as a bet. Nobody would love you for what you are anyways.
>>709668103
THIS
>>709668022
I love you
>>709667899
winrar, op u have to
>>709667838
Lego
>>709667956
OP Here
shes the quite LITERAL human form of tumblr
>muh trans friends
>muh black people
>DADDY UWU
>wow everything has to be about me
>i fucked up but you should be sorry anyway
Can i paint your exaust?
>>709668103
Roll
>>709668103
Re rolling
>>709666491
I don't know how to tell you, but I am deeply infatuated with greasy nigger cock. I've been with a few black male prostitutes as of late.
Didn't know how to tell you. Anyhow, "I'm with Her", so you can't judge me.
>>709668141
rool
>>709667899
OP HERE
i cant use this one
they are transgender.
>>709668103
Rolling for them titties
>>709668216
Roll
>>709668103
seconded
>>709667899
winner winner chicken dinner
>>709666491
WHY ANON?!
>>709668188
Fuck. OP do this. Got dubs twice
>>709668279
I'm done with this. I want to date a real ____(girl/man what ever they identify as)
I only dated you to cross dating an SJW nutcase off the bucket list. BYE
First off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
>>709668198
She a orbital cargo freighter?
>>709668351
The Avacado speaks.
>>709668410
this
im sorry honey, i do love you, im just tired of where things are am. i want to take things to the next level
>>709668410
Roll
OP is a faggot i got dubs
>>709668455
Winrar
uwu
You're just not edgy enough for me. I need a real edgelord who can satisfy my needs.
uwu
>>709668455
shiiiiit
OP is getting married
>>709668455
FUCK FINE
>>709668022
>Tell her "Are you the result of Clifford the Big Red Dog's transgender reassignment because you are a massive bitch."
>>709668455
NOT
>>709668103
Roll
>>709668410
Rolling for this
>>709668455
HOLLY FUCK OP WINRAR
Roll
>>709668410
Rollerino
>>709668568
This but with a picture of Borat
>>709668653
Plug in your phone you cuck
>>709666491
I'm breaking up with you because I want a woman without a penis. I only dated a trap because species with vaginas don't like me. But now I think I know how to talk to the vagina. Sorry my girl penised pried we can no longer share sad avacados.
>>709668653
how do you feel about... marriage?
Pls respond nigga
>>709668653
Charge your phone OP
>>709668410
Rollerama
>>709668743
Yes sir
>>709668417
reroll
>>709668761
Roll kek
>>709668653
And by that i mean im breaking up with you, you suck as a human being and you need to work on yourself before anyone will ever want you again.
I want atleast two kids for us honey, i could inseminate you to get one wite, and my pal Tyrone can do you after so we have black one as well.
>>709668653
Any by the next level I mean we need to get your dad into the bedroom with us. Sulking him in secret every time we're over there just isn't working for me anymore.
>>709668801
Thats an ipod newfag
>>709668878
Rerolling for luck
Call her a nigger slave, only for rape
As a sexual demi-queer celestial dual spirited niggerfaggot, i am too porous for a dick engorged dark spirited faggot-kun asexual otherkin like yourself.
uwu whore uwu
>(Include picture)
I can't stand your face anymore plus your friend Amy gives way better head. Sucks to be you,whore
Now gtfo and go cry like the little bitch you are
Don't go to the mall tomorrow
>>709666491
If she has a sadvocado emoji and uses it when you're being a dick maybe you deserve to be alone. What an asshole. Tell her she deserves better than you because you're a faggot.
>>709668653
we gon make this nigga propose today
Honey...would you be interested in getting married? uwu
>>709668911
Winrar
>>709668911
9/11 WINRAR
>>709668653
And by the next level I mean dumping your ass and getting with someone who can actually decide on what their gender is.
Nazi bread
>>709668951
updoot
>>709669033
Dubs
>>709669033
>>709668911
WHICH ONES GUYS?????????
>>709668653
i love you so much, just wish you were here right now, in my arms. i want to have children with you, get married, grow old an d all that cliche stuff. I know im immature as fuck right now, but i willing to change for you, my darling.
Your asshole looks like an old man without dentures and I can't have that anymore, it's throwing off my good chakras
>>709668925
So I'm a newfag because I'm unfamiliar with Apple's shitty expensive products? Good to know.
>>709668911
Fix my spelling errors OP
>>709669095
The 033
>>709669033
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
>>709668994
Roll
>>709669095
BOTH
>>709669095
Dont, wait for better
>>709669033
>>709669095
This one OP
>>709669095
11 was first
>>709666703
>>709666491
man that avocado makes me sad. but if she has a brother or dad say how you fantasize about having them fuck you. and if they're dead, even better.
>>709669033
FIRE DUBS
>>709668653
>How do you feel about necrophilia, babe?
>>709669134
It literally says on the top left corner if screen autismo
>>709669307
>Taking the bait
>>709668653
I found out I am gay.
>>709666877
Winrar
>>709668653
>I want us to spit on babies together. Whaddaya say, baby?
Op here her penis is bigger than mine and I sincerely can't break up with that juicy stick
>>709669307
Because that is entirely where my focus was..
i went to pakistan and played high stakes ping pong for a while. i won big and lost big. finally they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass
>>709666491
>Dubs decide how i break up with my signifigant other
>>709668653
>I'm sorry honey i do love you
i'm secretly in love with steve
I'm planning on enrolling in Tibetan throat singing classes. The monks I spoke to told me that I have a lot of hidden potential they wish to draw out of me and desire to claim my first new born.
>>709669623
rollin'
>>709669695
this
>>709668322
this had dubs two times and you ignored it OP is a fagot
>>709669684
welcome to /b/
>>709668653
>Whenever we have sex, I constantly think of how much shit I can shove in your mouth. I've actually found the radius and therefore the area of said mouth at about 53.9 square centimeters. Would you let me shove 53.9 square centimeters of shit into your mouth?
Tell her all of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCWQu-HVn2s
>>709669872
you're probably shadow banned
>>709669200
Winner
>>709669967
Roll
you don't get what you want here
honey, i just finished watcing luke cage and its given me a bad case of jungle fever. could cover yourself in nutella and send me a video asking me to suck your big nigger dick?
>>709669967
Rollin
>>709669967
Rolling
>>709670144
WINRAR
>>709668653
>Could your dad join us for a threesome? Everytime he's in the room I just want to suck on his big fat dick in front of Michael
Ur a fat rancid swine
>>709668653
>How's your penis hanging
>>709670203
Well, i'm right here.
Deez nuts lol
>>709670322
Holy fuck we have a winner
Could you put a dildo in my ass? Would you be up for it? It gets me really hot thinking of getting my ass raped.
squaw squaw my name is faggot McGraw I'm here to suckle your strawws
>>709670300
Son of a bitch
Its just, I get super emotional when my herpes flare up.
OP isn't coming back, dumbasses
Tell her youve been putting cum in her food
Cmon OP this has so much potential
Why didn't daddy diddle me :(
OP is a FAGGOT. He had so many wins and he does nothing!
>>709668653
"...Will you marry me?"
GET BACK IN THE THREAD OP
I fucking hate NIGGERS
FAT BITCH DONT IGNORE ME REEEEEEEEE
>>709670605
reing
We have been together for a long time babe, im just starting to feel like im doing the wrong thing by you. The truth is im still happily married and have three kids. We would have more, but my wife has been made by the doc to wear condoms ever since she tested positive. Im sorry babe, if we can get past this, i know we will be stronger. And i cant get the picture of your eyes locked onto mine while you sucked my dick out of my mind
Nickelback is my fave band
Fags still think op will deliver.
>>709670733
lol winner but OP is a FAGGOT and he BAILED
DEVLIVER YOU CUNT NIGGER
OP dont be a bitch
Op you are cancer
Op pls
>>709666491
I want to kill myself because of this. I've had thoughts of ending it all for a long time, but seeing this message has pushed me over the line. The mere fact that a message like this can exist is proof that there is no God or Jesus. There is only pain, and that pain has manifested itself in the form of this message. The more I look at it, the further into the abyss I see. I can no longer feel love. I can no longer feel hate. I can only feel a profound sorrow and emptiness. This message is a result of the depravity of our generation and paints a hopeless future for us as a species. It shows exactly how low humanity is capable of stooping to, the immeasurable suffering we can inflict. There is nothing to look forward to, nothing to be hopeful for. This message is proof that nothing in this world matters. I wish I could erase this message from existence, take the matter that allows it to exist and transport it to another universe. But that would be too convenient. I can't live with the fact that I exist in the same plane of existence as this message. I hope whoever created this message is eaten by a pack of wolves. I hope their soul rots in Hell for all eternity. They deserve no love, compassion, or forgiveness. Their very existence makes the world a worse place to live in. But no matter what happens to them, it still will not prevent this post from having been created. That simple fact fills me with immeasurable rage and dread, for we have dragged humanity down as low as it can go. We have reached the bottom of the barrel. Now the universe is crying out in pain, and there is nothing we can other than remove ourselves and let the tides of time decompose the matter that makes up this message and hopefully restore the balance that was destroyed when this post was created.
P.s I'm Gay.
Well that escalated quickly.
No but really, New cod is coming out so I don't time for your daily shit, I need to become and MLG pro lol
You can come occasionally to suck me off, but just whole in the loading screen otherwise your fat tongue distracts me
Take it or leave it
>>709671933
WINRAR
"I'm a fgt, Sorry"
>>709671737
roll
>>709671933
So it before it 404's just fix my typo
>while
>>709671737
Rollin
>>709671933
This is the best response I've seen
>>709670903
Kek
>>709671737
Roll
looks like op realized he couldnt live without his gfs meaty nigger cock and bailed
as always, op is a faggot
>>709673304
/thread
>>709671737
Rollll
>>709673304
Man I hate op
>>709671737
Roll
Just tell her your mommy jerks you off.
>>709675166
Winrar
You're leaving because you want a homo trans-species porn career.
She's now ignoring you OP, you're being manipulated lmao
