So im texting my friend and she was suppose to send me screenshots of these tickets but she "accidentally" sent me a pic of her and her bf instead. Is she possibly trying to fuck? Help me out bfags, ive low ley been creeping on her for a while now....
>>709650266
women can never be friends with a guy
it's impossible
there will always be sexual tension
that being said, make a move if it doesn't work out just peace out
>>709650266
well, you know she's a slut that enjoys dick, so you might have a chance... go for it faggot
Tell her to suck your dick like that and you'll delete it.
Or ask her if she trying to suck your dick in a weird way.
Or just delete it.
In the small chance that this is real, she's not trying to fuck.
>>709650266
"Why am I so dumb"
She's waiting for you to go "You're not".
>>709650420
Yeah thats what i thought. The only thing that is weird is that if she wanted to accidentally send something she could just send her own nude not her and her bf.
>>709650266
>Is she possibly trying to fuck?
No you goddamn autist. She is a slut though, so go for it.
>>709650554
>>709650420
How does sucking a dick automatically make her a slut?
>>709650554
The thing is she isnt a slut. Like she dresses like one sometimes but she is def not know to be a slut....unless shes super good and hiding it....
>>709650266
>ummmmmm
>Awwkkkssssss lolololol
>>709650551
I've had girls send me pics with their ex some girls are just like that
>>709650512
Nah she's waiting for him to go "cause you're a woman, stupid cunt, now suck my dick and give birth to my babies".
Blackmail
>>709650677
how does it not?... get the fuck out whiteknight
>>709650266
Also i know she lost her virginity about a year ago so maybe shes going through a slutty, wanna fuck everything phase??
>>709650266
Post the picture nigger
>>709650677
Not sucking a dick, having pics of it saved on her phone.
>>709650266
>Is she possibly trying to fuck?
>"Awkkssss lolololol"
not anymore faggot
>>709650898
That's pretty fucking normal though.
Post the rest of the convo
>>709650266
Op here. I have some creepshots of her ive taken. Not very high quality though...
>>709650980
Do you have pics of you sucking a dick on your phone? I don't.
>>709650763
Lmao ecksdee!!!!!!!
>>709651041
Send them to her "accidentally". That's how people start dating, trust me.
>>709651059
No, I have pics of my GF sucking my dick on my phone, as so does she.
>>709650266
Send her a dick pic and try to get more wins-
send her a dick pic back
"so it's even"
>>709651143
this... tell her it is only fair
>>709651133
Well your GF's a slut. Probably sends the pics to some random guys too.
Dubs decides
>>709650396
Let me correct you.
The only exceptions are:
>They aren't actually friends
Perhaps they dislike each other or one of them does, but because of mutual friends they pretend to be friends.
>The friendzone
One of them is in the friendzone, or both of them are afraid of making the first move / don't think the other one wants them. (Double friendzone)
>Deep relationship
Men and women can be friends, but only if their friendship runs deep and long. They will have a brother-sister relationship (None of them wants to pursue sexual relations, but they are good friends).
>>709651143
Debating on that
>>709651133
Oh so that's what this is about. In denial that your GF is a slut
Post a pic of her. Can't tell if she's hot
op, is this conversation happening right now?
because this thread is missing something: you posting screenshots of the conversation
you've gotta have some fun with this, text her back and bust her chops
don't just sit there like a fuckin pussy
>>709650266
>she accidentally sent me an image
>do you think she wants to fuck
Autism alert
>>709650898
>>709651279
virgin with lameass gf detected
>>709651342
"accidentally"
nigga please
she wants his dick but she's afraid he'll judge her as a cheating whore
>>709651279
>>709651319
Or we just aren't both autistic.
>>709651279
Why are you autisting so hard?
Fuck man. Your mom sucks dick. May be a fucking Polaroid or 5 and on her phone but she sucks dick.
>>709650763
> myspace
>>709650266
Send her a duck pic then say "I can't believe I've done this".
>>709651553
This duck pic
>>709650396
>women can never be friends with a guy
>it's impossible
Bullshit. My neighbor girl and I smoke weed all the time, and have been doing so for 6 + years. I have 0 attraction for her (and i assume the feeling is mutual)
But god damn, my weed needs smoking and she is good company and we watch funny shit together.
Its totally easy to have a girl thats a friend. Bonus is that htey help you get laid with other girls
send her a picture of Mandingo's black penis and say its yours
>>709650821
I'm not sure you know how babies are made!
>>709651327
Here i took some creepshots a while ago
>>709651401
>>709651450
>>709651473
It's exactly you who are autistic. I didn't even try to pretend to be serious in my last post.
Also no, my mom doesn't suck dick. Maybe she did it in the past, but not now.
>>709651857
>>709651830
That's not a bad idea she'll think that's funny as fuck and then wanna bang
op, are you going to do anything, or just be a boring faggot until the thread 404s?
>>709651910
>It's exactly you who are autistic. I didn't even try to pretend to be serious in my last post.
>Also no, my mom doesn't suck dick. Maybe she did it in the past, but not now.
>>709651910
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Jokes on us guys. He won.
His mom also still sucks dick.
>>709650763
>>709651972
she will. I would think it was hilarious
Be sure to also type "please dont open this pic. and ignore it"
>>709652182
>His mom also still sucks dick.
glad she has a healthy sex-life
>>709651857
OP now we can still not tell if she'a hot you fucking moron. Goddamnit feels like we're dealing with a 12-year-old here; you know what, just make a move on her.. She's too embarrassed to give a fuck anyway now
>>709651929
Noice
>>709651553
So much this, but I bet you can't compete with the dick on the picture anyways :^)
>>709650266
the law of Accidentally Sent is:
> if "he" accidentally sends a pic to "her", that it was "not accidentally"
>if "she" accidentally sends a pic to "him", then almost surely it was "accidentally"
>>709650266
>>709652848
This is not bad at all. Please keep it up
>>709652342
The fucking slut would have a healthy sex life.
>>709651721
bro the answer's been right in front of you this whole time, scoop her up
>>709650677
Welcome to /b/, where female sexuality is treated like its the 1950's.
>>709650266
One of two things is happening here, OP:
1) she accidentally sent the wrong pic. If she was trying to seduce you, you would have sent a nude selfie, not her with a pretty fat cock in her mouth.
2) If she did send it on purpose, she is trying to make clear to you that she is in a relationship and your advances are noticed and unwanted.
Say this: "Sorry, I opened it. Don't sweat it though. You look great. Here, now we're even so it won't be weird between us". Attach pic of you getting your dick sucked.
>>709652848
yes, nice, more pls
>>709652848
>but i still can laugh at you...
NOPE
YOU SHOULD WRITE
>but i still can blackmail you
BLACKMAIL =/= LAUGH
ALSO YOU MUST ASK FOR BLOWJOB
>>709652974
This is awful. He has 0 chance of getting his dick moistened from any orifice she has with her as a willing participant.
>>709652848
What the fuck Matthew
>>709652848
Now tell her. "You look really hot in that picture though"
>>709653078
>Say this: "Sorry, I opened it. Don't sweat it though. You look great. Here, now we're even so it won't be weird between us". Attach pic of you getting your dick sucked.
No. To get even, he must send a pic where he is sucking someone else's dick.
>>709653218
DO IT
>>709653218
>>709653300
ALSO ATTACH A PIC OF YOUR ERECTION AND SAY
>sorry couldn't resist
>>709652848
>awkksssss lololol
>But I can still laugh at you...
Jesus fucking christ man, this is turning very cringey. Before answering this, please remember this is an anonymous website. Are you a virgin or have very little sexual experience with women?
>>709653063
And then there's this dude making shit weird.
>>709653300
RESPECT THE DUBS
>>709651286
Holy shit. A voice of reason appears on /b/.
>>709653069
And all these mantitted betas are completely oblivious to the cause of their crippling virginity.
>>709653414
he's giving you good advice
you've already missed out on 6 years worth of free blowjobs
>>709653497
I'm not even the same guy hardtard fuck off.
>>709650266
She sent you a picture of her sucking someone else's dick, her current bf, and you think it somehow means "Hey I want to fuck you"
what the fuck is this level of beta
Matthew I can't believe you'd post this. I am seriously going to tell Brian and he is going to kick your ass.
>>709653299
I don't think OP wants this girl to know that he loves cock. She probably thinks he only like women. I bet his plan is to take her as a wife then start doing MMF with her so they can enjoy cocks together. That's the smart, long play for guys like OP that love cock but occasionally want to fuck women.
>>709653597
Nice try faggot
>>709653597
I highly doubt you're actually the girls from OP lol. But I'd you are then Matt get rekt.
>>709653300
FUCK GOOD ADVICES
DOUBLE DUBS HAS SPOKEN
>>709653597
b8 of f8
>>709653597
Oh god please let this be real
>>709653543
>I'm not even the same guy hardtard
oh, you're just some random dickless faggot?
thanks for clearing that up, even tho nobody gives a shit
Ask her for tits pic fagget
>>709650266
she's asking for it you dumb bitch. if you can't fuck her kill yourself.
bump for an update from OP
Tell her she sucks dick like a grade schooler.
>>709653597
I can't believe this was enough to scare op away
It's just some retard using the two names posted in the image here:
>>709652848
so much wasted potential itt
>>709653794
I'm just not pathetic enough to think that every female I know wants to fuck, nor am I desperate enough to conflate friendship with romantic interest.
But when you quoted me, you missed the most important bit.
>fuck off
>>709654390
>And then there's this dude making shit weird.
you're a fuckin pussy
>>709650266
Supposed. The word you are looking for is supposed.
>>709654339
True
it is easy, send pic of your dick to her, say now we have eachothers private pic, you know I wont tell ok?
>>709651929
Matthew i cant believe you took creepy pics of my in my bikini...im gonna tell brian
>>709654565
>projecting this hard
>>709655020
>no u
Give it up loser, you've already outted yourself as a sopping wet vagina
>>709650396
Poor fucking guy. You've so psychologically damaged you don't have a single female friend that you can't stop thinking about fucking? Like even the ugly ones?
>>709650763
Saying awks is the most surefire way to NOT turn the text into anything sexual.
>>709654790
we need more of this girl
This place is dead. Matthew fainted...
>>709655133
Real talk: when you're old enough for sex you'll learn there's more important things in life. You don't have to try and fuck every girl who is your friend, that's how you end up pissing everyone off.
>vagina
I think you're confused, but I understand if you've never seen one before.
>>709650942
This. You done fucked up OP.
>>709650266
You have to play their games.
Tease her about the picture, then lead that into another question if she has some tittle pictures or something.
>>709655683
>Still fuckin blabbing
Go advise your friends not to have sex, because it "makes shit weird."
Fucking pussy
>>709650266
>Where are they selling mini corn dogs? I love those.
>Oh, I just looked closer.
>Sorry?
>>709652848
Actually, I kind of like this.
It won't get him laid today, but it leaves an opportunity to open up Beej conversations later, when they're alone together.
>>709656035
>still fucking replying
You are being fucked with you hardtard.
>>709656180
>hardtard
you're 12 years old, aren't you?
no wonder you're concerned about things being lol awkkkssss xD
She is cheating. Ask who that was suppose to be for.
>>709651929
This is a nice ass.
>>709656636
this.
>>709656810
She is asian too
Doesnt seem like she wants to talk about it anymore....should i drop it?
>>709654790
who is this. Looks familiar
>>709656990
post the convo if more has been said
>>709656990
just tell her that you never thought about her in "that way" before seeing that pic, and that it looks she is doing a pretty good job. and it seems like she loves giving bjs, why else would she be keeping such a great pic on her phone, other than to look and reminisce about the good times.
>>709656990
post the pic
>>709656990
when it comes up again you can try it again
but i do not think you will make it. looks like you're a cringe king holy fuck
>>709656990
You should tell her that she looks amazing and that her bf has a nice hog. Ask her if she's had bigger before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F4aOW9jIe8
>>709657357
dont forget to tell her you are secretly gay and that you wish it was you sucking on dat cock.
>>709657335
this
op wtf didn't you say "i'll delete it and keep quiet if you do the same to me".
you're seriously stupid as fuck to pass up such an easy chance like this
>>709657449
>not understanding how to make a woman more vulnerable and willing to share information
>not understanding that women like compliments, even if it's about their partner
>not knowing how to speak to a woman
Closet gay or permavirgin, you have to be one
>>709657733
Virgin detected.
If you really wanted to get on her good side, compliment her and say it's ok. Joke about it but don't make it creepy
And now OP, you HAVE to go and make pics and update us. Have fun.
>>709659678
omg no
>>709659678
do it anyways faggot
>>709659678
she probably never going to talk to you again becuase your such a creep
>>709658395
So you think being the ineffectual passive nice guy hoping that she'll want to have sex is the way to go. Just joke and sort of hint you'd like to fuck? Nah that's not creepy at all. You're more likely the white knight virgin here as you assume that straight up asking her for similar treatment won't him on her good side.
> b-b-buh wimminz are delicate and sweet and would never do anything like that.
>>709659678
Tease her more.
>>709659678
>>709658395
>>709659934
Case in point. Op is a retard.
>>709659678
lol keep teasing her
>>709659678
I've never cringed at someone else before.
This is a first experience.
>>709657083
look familiar?
>>709659678
Yes, send her one back of you sucking dick, you massive faggot.
>>709660284
I completely agree with this man
>>709659678
Why would you say JK? Don't be a pussy. Tell her she looks sexy and you've always wanted that and more from her.
>>709659678
you did it wrong, you dont ask, you just send it and say "now we are even".
>>709659678
You autistic faggot. You should have just sent her a pic of your cock and said "there now we're even" instead of asking and sending smilelys like a cringelord.
Stop being a beta
Alpha up and send her a pic of your cock bro
>>709660547
>>709660500
This
And even if she freaks out it's not like she's gonna tell anyone since you have a pic of her suckin dick
>>709659678
fucking idiot
>>709659678
Send one back of you sucking a dick.
Then she's snookered.
>>709660547
this is actually a really nice idea. She won't feel bad anymore and you might get more pics
Send her a dick pic back. No balls you wont.
>>709659678
>>709652848
>>709650266
>>709660547
>>709660500
>>709660442
>>709660347
>>709660337
>>709660284
virguns detected you must keep it light and joke around and hope she makes the first move otherwise you're being creepy
>>709660328
never mind. Its just that my gf, has a similar body, same orange tank top,same pillow and even same bed sheets.
>>709659678
DO IT
>>709659888
Trips of Truth.
>>709660500
No
You ask
You tease
And whatever she replies you do it anyway.
3 things coming her way instead of just one.
>>709660788
nah man, he should've come out guns blazing while it was still fresh
now that she's had time to cool off the embarrassment and op has already beta'd around it's too late for a lot of the fun stuff he could've gotten away with earlier
>>709660788
beta faggot detected
>>709660948
>>709660970
i know. i was just mocking this fucking retard >>709658395
>>709660788
cuck detected that is afraid to take a risk and would rather be friendzoned.
>>709651716
I can't believe I've done this
>>709659678
so much fucking fail
now your friendship with her and her bf is ruined because you were being a pervert when she made an honest mistake
super fucking gay, like, ultra fail
>>709661111 (checked)
>>709660806
post her nudes
>>709661264
This place is so full of betas. She must be wondering why did it have to happen with such an obsessed creep.
>>709650266
text: "my turn next?"
If dubs send dick pic
the window of opportunity has passed, way to go beta... fucked up a perfectly good chance to getting laid for the first time.
Ya know one dem Chinese cartoons where they's kung fu fightin' and shit, and one gets hit with some super alien robot punch and he goes flying backwards and smashes through like 27 mountains and shit just one after the other like BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
And like it don't kill him, but now there's like a whole shitload of mountains with holes in 'em and shit?
Erry one dem mountains was a chance for you to get laid with this girl, and you just smashed right through em all in one shot.
Worst part is... you punched yourself.
>>709661457
>>709661855
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>709661625
message: "why is his snoodle in your speaky pipe"
>>709661855
winrar
man up, op
So why hasn't OP posted the ful sized pic yet?
>>709661887
what would you have done if it was her.
just leave it be OP, i highly doubt she was trying to start anything so don't send anything that you might regret.
>>709661942
this
share with your /b/ros
>>709661862
Case=point
OP loves cock confirmed
>>709661980
wont lie, kinda wish it was.
>>709661942
Yeah OP. Post the goddamn pic, you clueless beta faggot.
femanon here,
there's no way it was an accident. nobody is that careless. I can say with 100% certainty that she wanted your cock in her asshole, but you fucked it all up you huge faggot
Denko 2.0 is commencing
>>709662320
tits or gtfo
>>709662320
You like it up in you ass?
>>709651721
you can't deny she is attracted to you and you secretly fear she is in love with you
>>709660788
if you keep it light and show no confidence than it will come as creepy and beta numale-ish no matter how hard you try to convince her it's a """"""joke""""""""
OP, you still there? whats going on now?
>>709662489
What is numale?
>>709656091
THIS BUMP
>>709650266
gtfo nigger
>>709662403
Dicks or shut your fucktrap
>>709662522
She told her boyfriend who is currently kicking OP's ass
you should take a pic of your dick with like googly eyes on it or something that makes it goofy, send it to her and then be like "LOL at least its fair and now wont be awkward. you at least have something on me now" that way she can be like omg how dare you but lol at same time
>>709661264
this is my favorite pic now
>>709650266
For fuck's sake OP. Bitches don't send pics of them sucking their BF's dick by accident. They don't send ANY sexual pic by accident. That shit only happens in mega betalords virgin fantasies.
She was telling you that she noticed your advances and she's givin you a hint to fuck off. Her and her BF are probably getting off to your spaghetti right now. If you value the friendship, forget about it.
>>709661980
ive been trying to talk to her about this fantasy of mine and this wouldve made it easier tbh
>>709650266
Don't be a pussy, pussy. you a goddamn pussy
>>709650853
Underrated post
>>709659678
I'd black mail her into a demonstration.
>>709662743
"If you value the friendship, forget about it." WHAT THE EVEN FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?! fucking betas
>>709662582
the worst type of males on earth, basically the beta males that populate tumblr are a great example.
>>709659678
>>709662980
Are you that fucking stupid? Or are you that retard who thinks men and women can't have platonic friendships? Either way you're fucking stupid.
>>709656990
Send her a pic of your boner
>>709655240
thats simple science actually
those who think otherwise are generally in denial or unconscious about their own motives
>>709653078
This is a cuck who's never been with a woman.
Just send your own dick pic and say "oh sorry don't open that".
If she bitches, say "fair is fair. We can move on or make it awkward. Out to lunch, cya!"
>>709663127
>men and women can have platonic friendships
>>709659678
Should have saved it with
>what, you don't want to see my mouth stuffed with a big one? Lol jk it's cool won't mention this again.
>>709659678
Jesus Christ you're so far in the friend zone..
>>709651721
I suppose it's even easier when you're a faggot.
>>709662351
Awwwwww shit!!
>stupidfuckinghamsterface
>>709650266
>Middle of conversation with guy
>Meant to send photo of tickets
>Some how select the one that looks nothing like it instead and a pretty personal picture you'd naturally be cautious to avoid hitting anyway
>Not even realise/try to correct wrong selection, even know it's on screen to let you know, the entire time and confirm sendng to "wrong guy"
Accident my arse. When was even the last time someone called/texted the wrong number? That's FAR more likely to be an honest mistake for a person to do and that NEVER happens anymore, let alone in the middle of a convo.
However, while >>709652848 was somewhat smart, you blew it here >>709659678.
That made it look less like she could "trust" you and thus flirt back as "thanks". But rather you were obviously only saying the previous in the hope of getting more from her.
Just leave it be for now anon and wait for her to make another move at a later date.
>>709655240
He said women cant be friends with men. Try reading next time.
>>709650396
Faulty logic
My wife is my best friend and we nver fuck.
>>709663511
Underrated post
>>709663256
Sex is important but its only one facet of life bro. If all you can do is weigh your social interactions by who you do and not want to fuck then you are a child.
>>709663577
kek
Enjoy allowing your preconceptions of instinct dictate how you love your life, kids. You can be platonic friends with anyone and interested in anyone romantically, usually that happens after you've gotten to spend a good bit of time with a person. At least, in my opinion, that's what happens in healthy relationships. And you either try to advance it or don't. If you want to enter into a relationship with someone you should be able to tell them you like them and it not be that weird especially if you're already friends. I don't know, just try to not be complete idiots and assume so much. Nothing in like is absolute truth so just experience things.
>>709663910
nobody cares, queer
>>709662699
You clearly don't know how this shit works, do you?
>>709663910
thanks, grandpa
I bet you're great at parties
>>709664105
Exactly, nobody cares to listen to anyone ever. Also, implying "queer" is an insult
op she meant to do it, you have to have the image under your finger or thumb and press it at least twice over the fucking centre of the pic for it to send.
dont send her pics of yourself you stupid faggot, she doesnt want incriminating pics of your knob on her phone
>>709652848
Fuck you're cringy
>>709664248
Does retarded self-important faggot suit you better?
>>709664105
nah nigga it's quiet clear you're the biggest queer here.
>>709663910
Kys
See >>709664105
>>709664263
>not egging him on
why are you even here?
>>709664220
Because I believe you can have personal experiences and not believe that something is always one certain way like you can't have platonic relationship with an opposite gender or you should base a relationship in anything but sexual attraction? I guess that wouldn't fly at one of your Monster fueled LAN parties with your buds, you're right.
>>709664450
pls tell me more, wise one
>>709664248
>implying
I guess you think cuck is a compliment aswell
OP is gone we can stop being niggers now
OP you never had a chance. She uses bf like a shield and you get to see her in her underwear. So friendzoned. she probably things you're a gay virgin
>>709664541
Its not?
>>709664444
because he can get laid if he's not doing this retarded
> "lolol jk"
bullshit.
also nice quads /b/ro
>>709664541
Yes, because those are the same thing. Obviously.
>>709664450
> LAN party
> 50 year old virgin
diaf retard. i'll decode that for you grandpa: diaf = die in a fire.
>>709664739
Can you also tell me what kek means?
>>709650763
"trolololol"
>>709664739
Sorry, I mean one of your HD Battlefield parties on your Xbox One of course sorry sorry youngster please don't cuck me sir
>>709664739
Oh thank god you're here. Everyone keeps saying this phrase to me but I'm not up on the times like you. What does fag mean?
>>709664728
ok i guess being called queer in school desensitized you
Why did her bf take a pic of her sucking Dick on her phone?
>>709664341
Probably ye
>>709650396
Lmao i have friends that are girls, in fact one of my best friends is a girl, im not attracted to her even if i think shes cute, also she is not attracted to me.
Its like any male friend but you talk about different things mostly.
>>709652848
BLACKMAIL HER FOR NUDES OR BLOWJOB
>>709665131
No you just like dick in ur orifices. Nice try though
>>709665098
he took the picture and she wanted him to send it to her
Children's logic: "if you are friends with a girl and she isn't fucking you, you're getting cucked and are a beta"
Also, the "friend zone" doesn't exist
If you are a male and have female friends, you are either homosexual, or there is an element of attraction for one or both of you. Sexual tension I think someone called it.
OP, post the photo she sent you
and just keep lightly teasing her
use puns about "sucking", or she "blew it", etc.
OP is dead, thread was shit anyways.
>>709665333
Neither does lock or karma and a whole lot of other shit yet we still use it.
diaf u friendzoned beta cuck.
>>709665237
I fuck some girls, just not all girls.
>>709665333
The friendzone does exist, but only if you put yourself in there.
If you like a girl and she doesnt like you back, you need to gtfo, you can make real friendship happen.
op has already had his fap, now he's curled up in a corner somewhere crying in shame
>>709665339
What if I was male and didn't have female friends but had sexual tension with my male friends?
>>709651929
Hold on theres so many replys. Heres more creepshot of her from the party..got it as she was leaving....what should i do now guys...she stopped texting...
>>709665583
Then you're a gay faggot, and should be put in a hole.
>>709665510
Oh shit! He said it again! Diaf! Damn dude he's gonna need some aloe for that sick burn breh. Am I doing it? Am I fitting in guys?!
>>709665510
I like your funny acronyms can you teach me some more of those and some more buzz words so I can use them in place of any logical argument please?
>>709665653
dat fuggin ass
>>709665686
I'd love a hole to put myself in
>>709665653
show us the rest of the convo
>>709659678
do it
>>709665653
Nice one bro. People totally go into hot tubs with the phones. That's totally normal. Stupid bitch has no idea!
>>709664444
Dub-quads... Impressive!
>>709665742
I am severely burned and I need help I am hurting ow" haha! I love improv, but that diaf guy keeps "yes, and?" ing me
>>709665653
post the fucking blowjob pic like with been asking from the start you idiot.
leave her be for now. you blew the chance but she'll make another pass at you some other time. but don't be creepy like >>709659678 in order to get more. let her think you want more than just quick fap materal.
>>709653597
fuck Matthew, i can't believe you've done this
inb4 OP gets backtraced
>>709665653
keep her talking, get her to send that bullshit she was originally going to send, whatever stupid shit you were talking about
then do what this guy says:
>>709665394
make a bunch ot stupid puns
>>709665653
Let it go bro, you fucked up by taking so long. I would have sent a dick pic and called it even. Let the awkwardness subside and let her text you back. Dont bring it up again!
>>709665653
post the bj pic
not just a screenshot of it but the actual pic
>>709650266
That awkward two handed style. Amateur cock sucker at best.
>>709650896
this.
why haven you post it?
>>709666398
Because OP is a stupid nigger faggot.
ask her to send you the real picture of the tickets
keep lightly teasing her
and for god sake post bj pic (and any other creep pics or hot insta/fb pics)
>>709666388
Amateur cocksuckers are my favorite. It's cute. I love degrading women so when I cum in her mouth it's fun knowing that she might not like it.
>>709666232
Oh shit BUSTED
Who's gonna get this sheeit
>>709666258
this. there was a short window when such a move would of worked and also givien you a "only messing about" clause because it was so bold.
You missed the window. just let her make the next move again within a few weeks (she won't want to make her cheating attempts too obvious now).
>>709653568
Matthew I frankly can't believe you've posted this for so many people to see. I don't think I will ever be able to see you the same way again.
argh... dude you are never ever having any chance. OMG. Your response is seriously cringe.... idiot.
Indeed, if she would want to make a move she wouldn't send you her boyfriends dick with her around it. doh
>>709665653
Send a dick pic, you've gone this far down. Might as well go for the Heil Mary.
>>709665653
The threads going to be delete so when it hits 300 posts, so post the Bj pic before it's gone. Itll only be up for a min anyway
>>709667100
this
>>709650266
Start a new thread OP. Send her a dick pic and post results.
>>709667120
he won't do it since he is a cock loving nigger faggot
>>709650266
New thread?
But did you ever get those tickets anon?
wow dead thread, op blew up
OP got friendzoned forever and ever and ever.
>>709659678
you are such a retarded pansy
just sucking up with every word. you reek of desperation. it's why she's literally cucking you over text.
