Post your secret sex stories?
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Post your secret sex stories?
Every so often, I meet up with a 50 year old man and we blow eachother.
Back in my early 20s I used to strip as a way of work. One day I was hired for a hen party and didn't know who's until I arrived at the venue. I think now is important to remember that I wore a mask as part of the act. When I got there I saw my mom an her friends at this hen party. About an hour in she was licking cream from my penis and caressing my abs. I never said a word or removed my maskin and haven't mentioned it to her to this very day.
>>709648680
7.5/10 would stick my dick in
Offered my sister a bet.
>2 Coin flips
>if even 1 was tails I'd give her $1000
>if neither were, I'd get anal
God bless the double headed coin and the fact she was in debt.
>>709649689
That's hot
>>709649689
deliver or i will tell her
>>709649862
What habbened next anon?
>>709650322
Realized the contract I writ contained bad wording, my ass hurt for a week afterwards....
>parents divorced
>live with mom
>stepdad had a huge collection of porn
>first i watched incest
>turned me on
>mom hugs me when i leave to go to school
>first time i tried to grab her ass
>boner hard as fuck
>she pushed me away and start crying after starring at me for a while
>it was fucking horror
...
5 years later
>still lives with mom because she got depression + stepfag left her
>we are only talking in the kitchen, just casual smalltalk
>ignoring each other but still caring
>my mom was...is the only person i could love
>still fapping to old incest porn from stepdad
>after cumming i feel terrible because of this stupid shit
>the guilt destroys me
mfw
>>709650394
anon...the fuck anon.
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
>>709650394
kekke
am a virgin and hate my little penis
>>709651599
Well...lets change that you worthless noob
>>709651386
How old were you when you grabbed her ass?
>addicted to panties/lingirie
>addicted to prostitutes
>have spent over 10K on whores
>can only get off when a woman orders me to
>love being spanked/humiliated
>actively seeking a 'mommy' on dating sites with no luck
>>709649689
You remind me of that nigga who stabbed his eyes and lived in the woods.
>>709651926
250-300 per hour
10k is not that bad
>>709651670
how? and why am I worthless?
Femanon here
>19
>Chubby nerd, still live at home
>No relationship prospects because of shit body
>>709651905
like 16
>>709649689
>caressing my abs
This is when I knew it was bullshit
>>709651599
Why can't I have beautiful hair like yours? :(. Not a trap or anything like that, just wish my hair was like that
>>709652108
I rarely spend over $25, usually just go for the white crack whores wandering around Detroit
>>709652158
Time stamp w body and I'll decide if you have a shit body
>>709652158
Have try exercising and eating healthy. ...?
>>709652175
Yum if my 16 yo daughter grabbed my cock...
What a prude bitch. Dont sweat it. Her loss.
My first sexual experience was hotdogging my stepsister's pussy, she was 11 and I was 6.
>>709652314
You get what you pay for, bro. I like to not piss fire and pus the next morning.
>>709652407
now that's hot
>>709652223
What do you mean?
>>709652407
How old is she now? Does she hate you? Would she be down for a fuck?
>>709648408
No story. I just love the pic. Always makes me giggle
>>709652707
She's 37 and an ex con for beating up her kids. I would wrap a chain around her waist and road-haul her until there's nothing left before I'd sleep with her.
>>709652141
Because you are 1 of 7 Billion human...
if 1 men get ~2000$ per month , 24.000 a year x 60 years of work = 1.440.000$ x 7 bill human = 10.080.000.000$
world debts = ~60.000.000.000.000$
10.080.000.000/ 60.000.000.000.000 = 0,000168$/ 7 billion human
The worth of every individual human on earth
0,000000000000024$
I'm a year and a half younger than my sister and when I was 11 I had a huge crush on her friend and knew well enough to play up being "a kid" to sneak peeks at her when she slept over without anyone thinking it was sexual. One saturday night her and my sister were in my sisters room talking about some shit and I knew they were in nothing but large tshirts for bed so I tried to come up with some stupid kid reason to go in her room. Made up some shit about playing a board game i invented (complete nonsense I whipped up in 10 minutes). I still didn't fully have a full grip on the whole boner thing though so wasnt prepared to hide it and being almost 13 they got it immediately and giggled like bitches. I was pretty embarassed but things turned in my favor when I played up the "kid" part again and pretended like i didn't "get it." This led to my sisters friend daring me to show them. I immediately turned into a fucking negotiation master and did one of those i'll show you if you show me. So there I am with my crush and sister, all of us stark naked. With some finagling and careful to make them both feel like they were in control instead of the other way around, I managed to fuck both of them.
>>709652604
I...I dont like the cuts. they scare me
>>709652158
No more sugar, more veggies, white meat, and some exercise. Don't eat between meals, find something that makes you forget about eating, eat less for dinner.
No seriously, it's all about habits.
Hey guys...wanna know how to trigger germans?
>post this bitch
>>709653438
Jesus, we truly are worthless
>>709652158
>chubby nerd
Stop right there, that's all I need to hear. Would bang you/10
>>709652327
Sorry that the timestamp isn't that readable
>>709653689
Whiteknight here, stop degrading yourself and install tinder
>>709652158
>chubby
i would bang you thin...just to lose my virginity
>>709653689
gross
>>709653689
>dat resolution
your cam sucks more than you
>>709653689
You're too hard on yourself, I'd sleep with you.
>>709653938
Yeah, sorry about my shitty body.
>>709653689
10/10 would bang
>>709654043
i can't forgive you, my eyes are bleeding. but i guess you can't help yourself from being a gluttonous whale lel
>>709653689
Honestly, not bad. Would bang, especially if you were the same kind of nerd I am. State?
>>709653689
Wtf are you talking about femanon? You got a cute chubby body. I'd date and bang you. Guys in your area must be autistic
>>709653689
you know if you wanted you could easily change your appearence. it's all about habits.
pic of nips please
>>709654142
I play a lot of vidya. Mainly TF2 and the more recent bethesda games (Skyrim, Oblivion, Fallout franchise, etc.) Also a big history nerd, huge into a lot of TV shows.
>>709648408
Fucked a lesbian after spending hours out of my mind on MDMA with her and her girlfriend - she was a little thick, but had the best tits and she could suck your ick so hard it made your ears pop. Her girl never knew a damn thing, and it never happened again. Still friends with both, and it still makes me feel like total cunt even today. Shit was super cash though. Always take extra MDMA to a club, is the moral of this story.
>>709654257
To be quite honest I'd rather not have my tits plastered around the internet, ty.
>>709649689
The fact that you could maintain a hard on with your mom makes me uncomfortable
>>709650394
>>709654353
you're quite kind for not making us have to see that
>>709654353
Respectable femanon. What kind of nerd are you and what state? I'm in Cali, big into MTG, comics and tabletop wargaming
>>709654465
I've got fat tits and a pussy like a punched lasagna from shoving shampoo bottles in it. You're welcome.
>>709654557
I'm scottish. Vidya and TV show nerd, mostly.
>>709654293
Not huge on Tf2 or TV. Played the fuck out of Elder Scrolls(Skyrim, Oblivion, little Morrison's), played quite a bit of Fallout. Play any LoL?
>>709654580
Just fuck the guy who keeps asking you where you live. He's lonely
>>709654293
jesus stop using the term 'vidya'.....it makes you sound like you're 11 years old.....stop playing video games altogether....waste of time!!!!!
>>709654713
Used to play it a bit, not anymore.
>>709653689
Well, to be honest i would bang you but you are such an attention whore wtf.
"omg im so ugly, pls /b dont hurt my feelings *spontaneously period* muuhhhhh"
Nobody fucking cares about your feelings, we just want to gangrape your body and left you after 3 days straight dying on the ground.
Your death body should hanged on a lantern. i would take your skull in my hand and woud read from the bible as a ventriloquist with the voice of a draugr...knak
>>709654580
well that's actually making me hungry
you lil succubus
>>709653689
Yeah add me as someone who would RAPE you.
You're fine fam.
>>709653438
Somebody should save this shit...it could be important math!!!
>>709654580
Omg, I want to see you with a shampoo bottle in your pussy.
>>709654580
Let's see that wrecked pussy!
>>709654680
No offense but the Scots in your area are dumb to pass you off. I'm big on vidya too aside from my other hobbies. Cute body and an awesome Scottish accent, what other pluses do you have?
>in b4 lonely virgin
>>709653689
Show nipples!!!
>>709654580
show anyway
>>709648408
>be 36
>never actually done sex
>everyone just assumes i have if the conversation ever goes that way
>never tell them the truth
>feels bad but at least they don't know
>>709648408
Me and my wife use craigslist to stage home invasions. the men we hire will be given a general time frame but other than that they come whenever they want and surprise us. It happens quick where they tie us up or make us do humiliating things. If we get bisexual or gay guys to participate they'll rape me and my wife at the same time.
>>709650394
Kek
>>709653438
are u retarded lmfao there is no "world debt", just big countries with big debts and big countries with big surplus.
u cant have a world in debt if there's only one world, where the hell would our world be in debt to u fucking moron do u even basic economics
>>709655022
Pluses? Eh, I mean.. I'm good at cooking, I guess? I'm into traditional values, and I'm not a stuck up bitch about things. Kinky too, dunno if that's a plus, though.
>>709654680
Well I'm big into object insertion and fisting so it'd be fun to help gape your pussy out.
>>709655251
For some reason I really want to hear you talk dirty in a Scottish accent as I fuck you.
>>709651386
Incest is good porn but don't take it to the real world. That being said, I wouldn't mind doing my cousins.
>>709655532
I don't think she can talk dirty any other way than that.
>>709655258
Wrecking it wasn't really my goal, I just kind of started going up in sizes of things I shoved up there after I stretched it out more, really not happy with it.. So, thank you, but no thank you.
>>709655630
You're not wrong.
>>709653689
hiding a dick in there, are we?
>>709655251
All pluses. Why can't girls over here be like you. I'm a nerd who can't even get a gril to look at him. Forever alone is my future as of now.
this fat chick has some bad daddy issues lol
>>709654680
Where abouts in Scotland?
Gave random hookup the clap. She thought she gave it to me, paid for my medication, bought me a bunch of weed, felt incredibly guilty and let me do very degrading things to her. She stopped slutting around as a result and I still call her about twice a month for a session.
>>709654875
Something about this just tells me that you're an angry manlet.
>>709655838
Sounds like a keeper.
>>709655807
Edinburgh
>>709655884
I hope some day a girl takes your virginity for all the effort you put into impressing women with your comebacks man
>>709653514
You sir, were a smart kid.
>>709648644
Too damn true.
When I was in Middle School my dad's girlfriend had surgery and was taking a shitload of xanax.
>One day I came home while she was passed out.
>Checked to see if she would wake up, but she was out cold.
>Very gently fucked her.
She was menopausal so I got to come inside. Never found out, unless she just didn't care enough to say anything.
>>709656032
That was me, femanon, pleb.
>>709653689
You'll have a nice body after a wheight loss. Don't listen to the virgin white knights or the "body acceptance" lobby, just do this for yourself.
>>709653689
chubby but still no tits.
no luck in the gene lottery kek
>>709652406
This.
>>709653438
This "math" is worthless
>>709656173
I'm just a lazy fuck that eats too much. I don't enjoy sports or anything. I do enough activity to not gain any more weight, but it's just too much effort to lose what I have.
>>709656110
oh so you were butthurt you turned him off with your desperate narc personality
>>709656374
I just think he got the wrong idea, if I wanted to fish for compliments I'd go to tumblr or some bullshit like that.
>>709656538
or you would come here knowing here works too, at least lie better anon, you're a validation desperate whale and thats it
>>709656218
Yeah, if I was thin I'd basically just have a flat chest, none of the women in my family are busty or curvy, most of them are built like a twig, I'm the fat one.
>>709656538
you still didn't show your fat holes too, son.. i'm disappoint
When I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
>>709656858
I'm into degradation/humiliation stuff, anyway, so.. Getting insulted does more for me than getting compliments does.
>>709657009
Story?
>>709657067
well you're lucky to have that body in that case xd
>>709657067
got skype, you fat whale?
>>709657007
Haven't showered/shaved in a while, fairly sure you're not interested.
When I was five, the ten year old girl across the street took out behind my house in a field and played with my cock.
>>709657431
i bet she causes lag because of her band width
>>709657518
i don't care you fat fuck, show 'em or are you that dumb you fat whore?
>>709657067
Most girls are.
My ex wanted me to insult her.
Didn't get any further than "bitch" before we broke up.
Still jerk off to me calling her a cumslut and her loving every second of it.
Really should have gone with it.
Might have had some more sex that way.
>>709657564
ZOZZLE
>>709657431
I don't give out my personal skype.
None are secret because they involved another person
Finaly got in a tent with my long time highschool crush, both a little tipsy so i moved on her, fingerblasted her until i could tell she was ready.
I got between her legs completely undressed her and me, put on a condom and started fucking.
After like 6 Minutes gently starts pushing me away, me thinking it was some kind of roleplay whatever thing, just kept going until she told me to stop.
I stop ask her whats wrong, she tells me she doesnt feel that way about me, literaly "i dont like you that way" and that she just wants to be friends.
So basicly i got friendzoned while having sex.
I broke completely broke off contact with that girl.
Basicly totatly crushed my confidence
>>709658319
create a proxy one then, should be easy, right? i just want to degrade/humiliate you really good
>>709658611
Just give me yours.
>>709657564
I probably do tbh
>>709652141
Would fuck and suck all day, everyday.
i like masturbating to girls ass when they walk, especially leggings (awesome thing they're really trendy right now in my country) especially moms that just had a child and walk around with the stroller. it's pretty much only thing you need to look for. they just had a child so they're totally fuckable AND they are getting so much sex after the preganancy their ass moves in a MAGIC WAY. It makes awesome jerking off, you just need to wear tight jeans and put your cock in such a way that you can squeeze it with your hand in a front pocket. just looks like a hand in a pocket. and then you walk behind a girl whos ass you like and you squeeze your cock, you can masturbate almost to the point of ejaculating in your home or some public toilet and when you go out you just find some fine ass to walk behind and end the job. another protip is alone girl talking on a phone, she's busy so she will not notice you walking 10 meters behind her for a 1 kilometer or something. jesus every time i come like that its much more intense than normal jerking off.
also something like a week ago i jerked off by hand in jeans method pretending that im using computer looking at my 16yo cousin that has fine tits and ass
>>709659364
What the fuck
>>709648408
got drunk with a friend and her bf when we started talking about sex. he jokingly complained that he never got to try anal with her. i said it couldn't be that bad and to both our surprise she said if it wouldn't be that bad than we should just do it. we didn't know if she was serious but he got behind me and bent me over the table, i looked at her face and she didn't protest. we ended up actually doing it right infront of her. it was good but kinda painful because of his size. (which is why she said she wouldn't let him) i thought it was going to be awkward next time i was there but she didn't act weird at all. it's happened a few more times since then but only with her there. though since then she insist of making sure my pussy is inaccessible, like by covering it with tape
>>709657133
I had given her oral several times, which I was perfectly happy with, but she eventually wanted to have actual sex. I was pretty apprehensive about it but she insisted. It was painful for her even though I was very gentle, she even cried some. She didnt want to stop though. Mostly just made out while I was all the way in her for 20 minutes or so. She finally relaxed enough to enjoy it but I was still very gentle with her. Gave her a surprise cream pie, she could definitely feel it
>>709649084
Saaaaame. I blow this massive dicked old man every other month or so.
>>709660000
Check'd
>>709652223
Well played /b/ruv
>>709653965
>>709651599
That's Ava Keading you lying bitch.
bmppp
mor
Femanon, here.
Paid a male prostitute to suck his cock, wouldn't accept money to fuck me.
>>709660000
nice quads
My gf showed her 12yo sister how to put on a condom using my dick, then let her practice a few times.
bumpz
Used to get drunk with my ex-gf and let my buddy fuck her. One time she was drunker than usual but wouldn't let us fuck her ass even though she liked it. She ended up passing out while my buddy was fucking her and my dick was in her mouth. I handed him the lube and while she was passed out laying on her side he fucked her ass while I jerked off on her face. Fucking slut.
>>709654190
>whiteknight virgin detected
22 yo, 2 weeks ago first time had sex, cant wait untill next week, my gf is going to see me for whole 3 days
>>709651926
"Mommies" aren't on dating sites.
Take dancing classes. Salsa, shit like that.
Invite them to do eye-to-eye meditation with you.
Kiss them.
Profit.
your dad
>>709663442
>"I swear to God, the hooker gave the money back"
>>709665880
Oh fug
>>709665287
Thats amazing anon, come back when your number is atleast two or you have been fucking for 5 years, queer
>>709664150
How fucking lucky can you get, really?
>>709666093
It's just cause my vag smelled bad, tbh. I hadn't showered in a good few days.
>>709666176
also gave her one of those big sampler packs of condoms. a couple weeks later she lost her virginity, dk if coincidence or just good timing.
>>709667048
wait wait wait... you mean you didn't try to convince GF to help "prepare her"?
Man, you missed out.
>>709653438
Figure out how much air a person breaths and water drinkses. Then we talkin cost and value
>>709652158
>>709653584
Optimum meal number is 7 small meals/snacks to boost metabolism, exercise is important, but the true drive to make a life change is self loathing. Only hating ones self can motivate you enough
>>709660000
Dem quads boi
>>709664661
Kys you cuckfaggot
Let me guess, after he fucked her you sucked his Cock clean?
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>>709654758
Happy cunt ain't you..
>>709667287
meh, im perfectly fine with what i got
>>709653689
>see pic
>go puke
>realize anons like her
>im different.
>>709664661
I'd advise her to drop you and get into rehab.
>>709654758
>waste of time
The fuck do you do for fun then?
>>709669350
Sorry about my shitty body, lmao.
>>709653514
>i managed to fuck both of them
cool story anon
can you tell us about how you fucked your mother, father, dog, and goldfish too?
>>709652158
Define chubby?
>>709653689
>>709670260
That's me, Anon.
