Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
カラミチーマス
>>709644313
his shitposting is pretty creative tbqh
i only encourage autism :o
>>709644957
fag
>>709645010
oniichan
>>709645092
Slutty maid.
What's up?
>>709644879
Best blonde.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>709645608
>>709644336
ah I see. good to see you again my doughy friend
>>709644879
Here
>>709645701
Same to you
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>709646012
>>709645971
Who is this cute
>>709645701
Sup Ak
>>709644879
mandatory cc claim
>>709644798
got good speakers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTT3iz740
Best type moon claimed.
taking my test after break
hope I pass :o
>>709646362
What test?
>>>/tg/50000000
FUCKING CIRNO HOLY SHIT
>>709646438
my job test that says I can answer phone calls :o
I guess they probably just fire you if you fail LOL
>>709646012
I never see too many pictures of your waifu. You should post some more she's a real qt
>>709646159
hey how's it going lulu
>>709646288
just have a headset and it's not incredible. Bass must be extra groovy with good sound hardware
>>709645247
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>>709646362
i hope you klonata
>>709646562
Sounds fun, you guess? Can't you ask a coworker that has been there for a while for more information about it or something?
Either way don't get nervous and good luck with it.
>>709646362
Yo
>>709646469
>
>>709646656
Pretty good gunna go out tonight with a couple school friends
>>709646693
I hope you sachi :o
>>709646860
Oy
>>709646836
I'm just being silly
the job is super easy so I should be fine
I got to listen in on some hilarious Calla yesterday
old people are funny
wish me luck bye bye
>>709646693
>>709647027
calls
>>709647006
Yuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkiiiii
C:
I missed you
>>709647027
Peace, Konachan.
>>709647027
:O gl
>>709647030
>>709646860
Sounds like a lot of illicit action
>>709647199
>>709647117
Same! How's it going?
>>709647139
>poke
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>709647386
>>709647452
>>709647311
As it should be. They are bringing vodka gummies and I think we're going to get a place to stay. You doing anything this weekend qt?
>>709647366
Pretty good I guess I don't have wifi in my house no more but my neighbor was cool enough to give me his haha c:
What have you been up to top cute?
>>709647569
>>709647785
Nice, good on him. No one should be without Internet! I've been better, I've been oversleeping and missed class today because of it. I'm also coming down with a cold or something..
>>709647951
>poke
>>709647966
Oh no be more careful! Do you get sick often? I don't think I've been sick in over 5 years honestly. Get a cute lady with a ladle to make you soup maybe~
>>709648225
>>709647608
That sounds like fun. I guess it's like vodka jello, but more handy. I don't have anything planned for the weekend because I work both days
>>709648264
>>709648225
I want some too.
>>709648351
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>709646656
I need to get more pics of her tbh, sometimes i run out in threads
>>709648262
No, this is like the first time in a few years. My roommate caught something, I probably got ot from him.
>>709648423
>>709648507
>>709648334
Hmm that sucks but work keeps the broke away I guess. I'll catch you later on buddy shred the gnar and live radical af
Bye waifu cutes
>>709648470
Don't die I'll be on later c:
>>709648429
>mfw this thread
>>709648550
goodbye
>>709648429
yeah you totally should!
>>709648617
Bye Cutie!!!
>>709644879
Just because you told me no oversexualized content.
![tomoyokanzaki [1.1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WSIPQpg.jpg "tomoyokanzaki [1.1].jpg")
>>709648652
>mfw unoriginal
>>709648670
I will eventually
>>709648784
You sure showed us.
>>709648543
>>709648401
>>709648802
I miss when you ddin't claim in these threads.
>>709649020
Nobody even claims Samus here.
>>709649058
>>709649092
Frigg off
>>709649064
Why?
>>709649388
You were actually original back then.
>>709649493
Now i'm more like you though
we get to wait outside if we finish early ^-^
Spell icup nigga
>>709646159
thats rico from gunslinger girl, baka.
shes a cyborg
>>709649010
>>709649792
I see you PEE??!!! :O
>>709649792
hello everyone
>>709649792
>>709648802
>>709648681
>>709648470
also sure is lewd in here but not the good kind...
>>709649792
eye cup
>>709650208
iCup was the brand of our pee/drug test bottle :o
>>709650333
trips of kek
>>709650313
hello faceless
>>709650333
:o
>>709650011
i no lie
you bully
>>709650419
>>709650422
It really was :o
Early morning intimate cuddling with your waifu.
![TomoyoKanzaki [19].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Xeq6yai.gif "TomoyoKanzaki [19].gif")
>>709650419
Hello
>>709649493
>>709649539
Don't leave me again
>>709650796
I miss you
>>709650764
I want to cuddle you ;-;
>>709650844
I'm right here
>>709650907
i miss you
>>709650851
why is your sleeping bag a shit?
>>709650796
yoyo chan ^_^
>>709650983
it's a chocolate cornet ya dingus :o
>>709651088
it's a poo
>>709644879
claimed
>>709651169
badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
>>709650971
I'm right here
>>709651362
hug me
>>709651362
I love you.
>>709651392
*Hugs you*
>>709651396
*Love's you back*
>>709651444
hug me irl
>>709651444
-loves you more-
<3
>>709651669
I would if you lived near me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If2r9ENQfA
pizza's came, we ate 3 again.
>>709651698
where do you live?
>>709650422
This is a lie
>>709650851
I want to cuddle you lewdly and lovingly.
>>709651820
I can't wait for when you do ;-;
are you at school love? :o
>>709651362
>>709651392
>>709651396
>>709651444
>>709651669
>>709651685
>>709651698
>>709651790
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>709651806
>>709651912
shh bb
>>709651685
*Loves you even more*
>>709651790
England
>>709651912
Cringe, that's what
>>709651898
No, I'm home alone. ;o
>>709651912
Is somebody jealous they're being left out?
>>709651669
just imagine, if you will,
A mansion built upon a hill
where all the waifu's,
and their /b/ros,
live together beyond the groove
many rooms and many doors,
big ass yard and at least 3 floors
sits the mansion on the hill
where weaboos get their fill,
of friendship, waifus, lewds and more
all you must do is knock the door
>>709652033
holy crackers! I'm at work so I can't cum see you
>>709652002
virtual hug me more v_v
>>709652002
kiss me tomo
>>709651769
\m/
>>709652152
*Hugs*
>>709652171
*Kisses*
*Questions the choices i made in life to get to this point*
>>709651988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2H0kv9B8_g
>>709652002
yes
>>709652033
i have someone i'm waiting for,
i don't need this in my face taunting me, reminding me of their absence.
>>709652198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkOjuOmXBZU
>>709652232
*Hugs*
Its not that bad
You have people on the internet that love you :o
>>709652368
I don't know if that makes it any better
>>709652232
thank you tomo
>>709652333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrazhpsuYLc
>>709652469
You're welcome
>>709652134
Oh.
>>709652333
Who's this?
>inb4 "lawl secret"
>>709652452
probably not
but its all ironic right?
right?
>>709652508
>did actually steal that album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV7nXnnWELo
>>709652581
hand-kun
ik he will come back one day.
>>709652538
Please never leave me again.
>>709652603
I don't know
>>709652721
I'll try not to
>>709652712
He's never coming back, you fuckers scared him off. He's got better things to do than post in these autistic shitholes of threads.
I think i'm finally gonna make that floor plan for the /waifu/ mansion who wants a room?
>>709652766
you don't?
i thought you were up to date with he latest memes
>>709652805
how can you scare someone off 8 months after they have been here? :o
>>709652712
>hand-kun
>ik he will come back one day.
Hopefully not, tbh.
>>709653004
Why's that?
>>709652894
I'm not
>>709652712
surprisingly I haven't. I have quite a decent collection of CDs now. Also I'd love to have a room if it's with a roommate
>>709652805
didn't scare him off, he's just busy, when he is no longer busy i'm pretty sure he will come back.
>>709653004
and that causes me to hate you.
>>709653142
If you knew anything about him you'd understand why, but hate all you want.
How's that italian girl btw?
>>709653036
looks like ill have to edit our wedding vows :o
>>709653222
checked and reqed
>>709653134
your moving in with me when i move into my new place.
>>709653222
motherfucker i knew more about him than anyone here.
she ate her pizza then went to sleep, she will probably wake up in 4-6 hours
>>709653142
>being in denial this much
>>709653435
Uh huh, sure. Still talk to him?
So why would they leave the girl with you if she's getting chased by a mob? You got guns or something?
>>709653435
oki. See you later
>>709653269
What wedding vows? I don't want to get married!
>>709653651
not yet :o
>>709653743
Not ever -_-
>>709653510
maybe i am, or maybe i'm right.
>>709653550
he deleted his steam.
if anyone from them were to enter this building it would cause a turf war. they aren't going to risk losing everything for one girl.
and ye i got guns.
>>709653565
cya
>>709653864
tell me when you change your mine ^_^
>>709653896
>he deleted his steam.
You don't know a thing about him, then.
Peace for now. I gotta split.
>>709654007
i know what he looks like (i got pics), and i know what college he goes to, i could easily track him down.
cya
>>709653952
Ok >_<
Where did everyone go?
>>709655191
that's what i've felt like all morning...
>>709655191
To hell
>>709655191
Probably to go bang your mum
>>709655191
im still here
>>709655308
>>709655191
I just woke up
not enough 2hus
kiss me yuno
>>709655616
Cutie <5
>>709655531
You like blondes too much. You're a traitor to your people~
>>709655550
hey how is it going
>>709655733
y-you too
>>709655804
How can someone resist this, though!?
>>709656059
Yuck, a filthy blonde. I can barely stand saber, as it is.
>>709656040
(Y-You) too...
>hug me
Daily reminder that everyone dies alone
>>709655965
Its going well, how's your day been?
>>709656207
I want to stick my dick in her ear.
>>709656184
>>709655550
>5 off from getting 5 5s
Damn son
>>709656184
I like Saber though
>>709656298
I'm going to stick my foot up your ass
The definition of insanity
>>709656319
Blondes are just ugly to me, is all. Why pick an air head, when you can have a nice earthy kinda girl?
>>709656480
But you don't share my aversion to bimbo blondes
>>709656192
I-I'm not used to doing that in front of everyone at all, though!
>>709656184
>I can barely stand Saber
;_; o-oh
>>709656231
Had the day off and it was pretty comfy. Got a few things done this morning and now I'm just listening to music. What about you?
>>709656550
Not saying Karen isn't an airhead, but that doesn't mean all blondes are airheads!
Same goes for the brown hairs, not all of them are earthy.
>>709656519
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
>>709656550
Nice meme
Besides, air is best element, earth a shit, water a shit and fire is OK.
>>709656641
I don't really like blondes tbh, brown or black is where its at
>>709656681
I'm supposed to be the shy one here. Nobody's watching, anywho!
My waifu is certainly the beautiful and very skilled Aqua-sama, goddess of water!
Yes, after I discovered the cult of Axis I made many handsome friends and I pray to Aqua every day.
I also got many girlfriends and treasures!
Axis! Join Axis!
Undeads are slugs.
>>709656850
What's your birthday?
>>709656850
Water > Air > Fire > Earth
>>709656740
I've already told you that you makes blondes look cute. Just barely though, but it's still a monumental task. The Berlin wall didn't fall in a day. There's a reason I've given ONLY you the nickname of blondie
Fire > Air > Water > Earth
>>709656984
I miss the glitch guy
>>709657021
Why?
>>709657043
Water is for background characters and sidekicks
>>709656818
But they all look that way, and that's the turn off
>>709656850
I dont think you know what a meme is
>>709656850
Brown, black, and white/silver a best
>>709657166
This is an example at an attempted meme
>>709657220
So I can know what your element is!
>>709657256
>attempted
I am the finished meme, the meme to end all worlds.
>>709656480
I didn't even see that o.o
>>709656755
Woke up and now relaxing by playing Xenoverse 2. Gotta go outside and bring some wood inside soon though. It's freezing
>>709657256
Blondes all being dumb is a meme
White/silver is meh
>>709657287
Its in the summer
>>709657381
Allah is a meme
>>709657043
metal>water>air>fire>earth
FIFY
>>709657051
>Tfw only barely
Better than nothing.
>ONLY me
<3
>>709657256
>White/Silver
That's what Alter is for
I need a gun.
To keep myself from harm.
>>709657483
Can I at least have a month? Can't get an accurate reading unless I have something like that.
>>709657513
Too bad you're a Bong, maybe you can just get a knife. Oh wait :^)
>>709657220
>I miss the glitch guy
hm?
Back from being a normie. How's the thread?
>>709657689
Too mean
>>709657483
>>709657498
Hair color?
>>709651820
>>709657766
>>709657766
Literally who?
>>709657381
Initiate kill_self.exe plz
>>709657483
Trash taste detected. Doesn't mean I won't love you, though
>>709657498
Alter is my favorite... And you've earned it bby
>>709657981
Box sighted
