Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>709657465 [courtney]
yeah it's also pretty cold around here, and I miss having a fireplace. Haven't heard much from that game, is it fun?
Poor people.
Are burning in the sun.
>>709657686
June...
>>709657692
A guy made "glitch" gifs with waifus eyes censored out, your pic reminded me of him
>>709657754
I guess I dodged a bullet
>>709657850
Maybe move to a real country, like Texas
>>709657855
I like her hair
>>709658048
Fuckin fight me nigga
>>709658048
You're too kind
>>709658135
>>709657910
I love you. These edits make me giggle.
Hello!
Would you like to help completely piss off some autist on /tv/?
Vote for "Dolorable" in this poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11513628/
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>>709658243
It took me a fair bit of time to figure it out. C.C helped cause I did a big ol' fuck up on my first try lmao
>>709658287
>>709658198
You're an air/water elemental, pointing more towards Air.
I got my work desk
I sit by 3 girls :o
>>709658368
Voted for Snek
>>709658225
And you're a cute, blondie... Although not as cute as my Eu~
>>709658457
Ew, girls.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>709658433
Me next.
>>709658457
Ask them for succ.
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>709658368
I already did
>>709658368
Voted Snek to piss off an autist on /b/.
>>709658433
I don't like water though
>>709658457
Are they cute?
>>709658520
Eu is kinda hard to beat...
But according to Eu I beat you :^)
>
>>709658530
I know kinda sad tbh
I can't chat with girl co workers like I could with some guys
>>709658551
One of the girls was holding hands with her boyfriend so he might not let us :o
>>709658663
not as cute as you but yes
>>709658663
Well that's good, because you're more of an Air.
>>709658551
Tell me your birthday.
カラミチーマス
>>709658402
Good evening everyone
>>709658702
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That better not be the case ;-;
>>709658773
Jan 28
>>709658754
Remove his hand?
>>709658881
I know you're Muslim but I am not :/
>>709658878
Eu did make it. Guess I'm the elitist here now :^)
>>709658980
>>709659086
>>709659038
B-but, everyone knows I'm the exception to that rule! Hmph!
>>709658663
>I don't like water though
>>709658773
I choose the middle poptart because she's clearly not watching it
>>709659048
Interesting
>>709659154
Stop being so tsun and accept you lost. You wouldn't call Eu a liar would you~
>>709659308
I have before, and I will again!
>>709659392
>>709658881
You are an air elemental, following the sign of Aquarius.
You are considered to be shy, progressive, and love to help others. There is nothing more important Aquairus than fighting for a good cause and helping others in need. Aquairus does not like being lonely, dull of boring situations, or people who disagree with them. Although Aquarius-born people always want to help others, they may not be very trusting in individuals. They also hide from emotional expression, due to their shyness. Since Squarius is an air sign, they tend to use their mind a lot and tend to be very independant and original thinkers.
>>709659392
Box lookin' ass nigga.
>>709659134
Anybody knows if Doll still claims?
>>709659289
Very funny.
What's your birthday, love?
>>709659439
>>709659693
I miss doll. Was a chill person
>>709659620
>>709659525
Huh, it seems like fun what you're doing...
What ARE you doing? Reading horoscope for other anons?
![Syndra [353].png](https://i.imgur.com/ARYtj6a.png "Syndra [353].png")
>>709659693
No, i havent seen him in a while
Claiming Circe before any of you fagets.
>>709659693
He hasn't been posting for 2 months I think
I believe he got really busy with school, hope he's well
>>709659750
9/24
wonder what I will get :o
>>709659790
I'm going to guess that you're Aries. Tell me if I was at least close.
>>709659525
>>709659790
sounds like what most anons would want to hear about themselves
>>709659525
I don't know about being shy, but the rest seems on point.
>>709658874
Yo, how've you been?
>>709659693
Probably not.
I miss Dio.
>>709659381
I guess that's your problem. Eu never lies~
>>709658167
How cold is it where you are? I'd say its pretty fun. More gampleay, better combos, and more characters to vs with.
>>709659783
This
>>709659918
No, I'm not. I'm Scorpio. Born on November 18
How did you come to the conclusion I'm Aries?
>>709659960
It is a nice change of pace in a rather uneventful thread, of course anons will like it
>>709659962
I've been good, thanks! What about you? Did I miss anything interesting?
>>709660159
birthday noted :o
>>709660035
>never
Implying
>>709660067
;-;
>>709659789
>>709660227
I'm not implying it's fact
>I miss doll ;_;
>>709659893
You are an air elemental, following the sign of Libra. Libras tend to be very cooperative, submissive, gracious, and social. When it comes down to the wire, Libras aren't very good problem solvers, they also tend to be in a constant state of self-pity and don't have the best self-esteem. Libras enjoy sharing with others, gentleness, and a calm environment.
Since Libra is an air element, they naturally blend well with signs of the fire element.
>>709660058
It's been close to 0 all week, that's 32 for you I think. I've never been much into fighting games but they're always fun to watch. Do you know if there are gonna be any form of tournaments for this game?
>>709660326
>>709660360
you got submissive right o;
I actually hate the wind though ;-;
>>709659750
love this pic btw, love :o
>>709660224
I'm sure I mentioned it once. Born on November 18.
Same day as Mickey Mouse
Same day Skyward Sword released in europe
Same day Pokémon Sun/Moon releases in merica (but not in fucking europe)
>>709660468
Posting best waifu.
>>709660666
skyword sword is the worst zelda
but I guess Satan would care about it ;-;
>>709660712
someone call tristana
>worst yordle btw
>>709660159
I've been well as well, ups and downs.
Depends on what you define as interesting, though I don't think you missed much.
>>709660712
>>709660821
The only respectable Yordle choice.
>>709660670
>>709660159
It was just a fun guess. I can see Scorpio in you now.
>>709660664
Thanks! What's your opinion on the rain?
>>709660884
I main veigar :o
>>709660712
>Poppy
Good taste
>>709660884
>Kled and Rumble aren't acceptable
Qué
>>709660967
I want to be kissed in the rain :o
otherwise I don't like it because it makes my run muddy ;-;
>>709660926
>>709661040
They are husbandos though.
>>709660975
I bet you don't even play him support.
>>709660360
Do me next. December 6 or 12/6
>>709661040
>Kled
>Acceptable claim
>>709660759
You got that right!
It was still the Zelda that first introduced the, what I call, "advanced RPG elements" which now leads to Breath of the Wild.
It was the first Zelda which gave you at least different kinds of shields to choose from. Wood, Iron, Regenerating. I loved the concept, but the game was meh.
Thanks to that though, Nintendo probably realised what they could do with their franchise and thus leading to the, probably most epic upcoming Zelda Game. Breath of the Wild
>>709660823
Eh, sounds boring. I started university again. Studying (now hold your horses here it comes)
Pedagogics (aka teaching science)
Psychology
Philosophy
IT
>>709660967
No problem, I like this kinds of things. A nice change of pace, like mentioned earlier.
What's your take on my zodiac sign?
I know it's a water sign, but that's all I know
>>709660821
Nah, the reluctant/unwitting hero is a much more loyal, sweet personality type than the glory-hog soldier.
>tl;dr Even Tristana is nothing compared to Poppy
>>709661192
>Any Yordle
>Acceptable
Break almost over so I'm just gonna leave randomly maybe
>>709661160
Top lane tank veigar ya dingus
>>709661265
MM > TP > OoT > WW > SS :)
>>709661087
>>709660468
Thats pretty chilly :o I know there's an online tournament, it just hasn't been scheduled to be released yet. As for local, there are some battle modes you can play with friends. Unfortunately, I dont have many friends to play it with so I never got to test them out ;~;
>>709661320
I said it before and will say it again, Old poppy was better. Old poppy was the shit, besides her looks.
This shit is regurgitated garbage out of a disney movie.
>>709661265
Hm, that sounds neat. Luck to you on those majors, I skipped out on them myself because the job opportunities.
>>709660360
I'm June 23
>>709661160
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>>709661183
>My brother was born on December 7th
>>709661523
Lol get mad. I bet you get hammered back towards your base a lot.
>>709661654
Yea sure, I should have been more specific.
>>709661660
I mean in terms of character, fam. The new poppy is much better looking and the kit is much more fun. Her lines are cringe as fuck and her character is garbage.
>>709661386
>>709661654
So was my one of my exs. And our anniversary was December 13th
>>709661358
B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t
OoT is obviously better than TP!
>>709661523
Completely understandable. If someone would offer me a fulltime job at a gamestop, hell yeah I'd accept.
Yuri claimed
>>709659770
this DLC on ME3 was totally worth the 15$ tali is perfect space waifu.
>>709661874
I gotta say, I think they make perfect sense. She has no clue what the actual fuck she's doing, other than delivering Orlon's hammer to the "hero".
>>709661410
Oh you'll have to let me know when these go live. And I can totally relate to being unable to use local features :
>>709661990
I'm out
>>709662230
I'm not saying it doesn't make sense, I'm saying that it's not as cool as the Iron Ambassador.
Completely unstoppable warrior picking a target and fucking it over, nothing standing in her way. That and her voice and lines reflected her determination.
The new one is pretty cute, she doesn't know where she is but her entire identity revolves around the hammer and the hero, I really don't like it.
>>709661049
Sounds very romantic!
>>709661183
You are of the Fire elemental, following the sign of Sagittarius. Sagittarius-born individuals tend to be very generous, idealistic, and have a great sense of humor. Bad traits of Sagittarius include: Being very impatient, a little too open with their words,promising more than can usually deliver, and being inconsistent with their actions. Sagittarius are a fire sign, so naturally, they love the outdoors. Sagittarius loves philosophical thought, freedom to do what they please, and traveling to new places. Sagittarius does not like: People who are overly clingy, being constrained (hence why they like freedom so much), and vague explanations.
Overall, Sagittarius is very enthusiastic and open-minded, but is very impatient and does not enjoy close-minded people.
>>709661265
Your element is water, following the sign of Scorpio. You tend to be very Resourceful with materials, passionate, stubborn, yet thoughtful.
Scorpio is not very trusting, they also tend to get jealous easily. At times, Scorpio may also be violent, but this isn't their true nature. (They're fairly emotional) Scorpio wants the truth and only the truth, they absolutely hate lies and dishonesty. Scorpio wants long-time friends and always wants to be right (hence their stubborn nature.) Scorpios are naturally very teasing and even playful sometimes. Scorpios are good at keeping secrets and do not like it at all when their secrets are leaked. \
How's that?
>>709662453
Next time you try to challenge me bring your A game
For now I remain champion lurker
Aquarius being an air sign doesn't make much sense. Shouldn't it be water?
>>709662884
these are fun do me.
AUG 25th
>>709663035
You're right, but not everything needs to make sense.
>>709662884
Yeah, I like that much better. Obviously not everything is true, but that's a given with horoscopes. I'm not very resourceful I think and also not as passionate as I need to be. Stubborn though, that I am. In a bad way most of the time. Thoughtful... I think I'm too...
Ah, well, I like it! Thanks anon
>>709662884
Can you do me? May 6th
>>709662926
you have all my respect, queen of stare
>>709662453
Yeah, I'll let you know :D usually, I use a second controller, but one broke while I was cleaning one day
>>709662884
Could you do mine? May 25th
>>709661654
Alright, Saber. You are a water elemental, following the sign of Cancer. Ruler: The Moon.
Individuals of the Cancer sign are tenacious, highly imaginative, and creative. Cancer tends to be very emotional (due to being a water sign), they're also sympathetic towards others and prone to persuasion. Cancer is very moody, often having a lot of ups and downs in their emotions. Cancer tends to be pessimistic, suspicious of others, and are very insecure about themselves. Cancer enjoys: Art, home-based hobbies, relaxtion, family and friends, and helping their loved ones out during a rough time. Cancer is not very forgiving, they have a fear of being rejected, and can be resentful at times. Cancer does not enjoy revealing of personal information, and is sensitive to insult.
>>709663046
Of course! You are an earth elemental, following the sign of Virgo. People of the Virgo sign are very loyal individuals, especially in love. Virgo tends to be hard-working, pratical, and analytical. Virgo's weaknesses are: Shyness, overly-concerned, overly-critical of self and others around them, and being too cautious. Virgo enjoys animals, healthy food, reading a good book, nature and wildlife, cleanliness, and purity of heart. Virgo's not a fan of rudeness, often taking a path to avoid or shut out rude individuals in their relationship chain. Virgo naturally enjoys being independant, so they will rarely ask for help, often attempting to do most of their work on their own. In love, Virgo wants someone who is just as pratical and can think rationally like they do.
>>709664993
28th April, pretty please.
>>709664486
Oh that sucks.. hopefully it's gone to a better place now. I remember plugging another controller for my old atv game so I could sort of free roam for a long time on the tracks
>>709665482
>>709664993
Nice
>>709661994
>One of my ex's
Haven't gotten into that and I'm Linda glad tbh
>>709665482
Lolita
Fuckin hell lads, I'm tired as balls and my Kool Aid had some ants in it, but I didn't notice until I already drank them
>>709663422
Sure thing. You're an earth elemental, following the sign of Taurus. Taurus tends to be reliable and responsible with their work. They are very devoted to accomplishing their goals and their responsibility prevents them from strewing away from what they want to do. In mood, Taurus is very stable, rarely having that many breaks in emotions. Taurus can be very stubborn, refusing to accept things at times. They are often possessive with what they desire, usually not settling for a compromise. Taurus loves romance, always taking initiative in their relationships. Taurus likes music, working with their hands, and enjoys being around down-to-earth individuals.
Taurus dislikes sudden, un-expected changes, often having troubling adjusting to them. Taurus isn't very good with complications, and doesn't like insecurities one bit. Taurus wants someone who can fulfill their desires and solve the issues in their life. Since Taurus is an Earth Sign, they naturally blend well with Water and other Earth signs.
>>709664486
Ah, yet another air elemental. Your sign is "Gemini" People of the Gemini sign tend to be very gentle and affectionate, often doing their best to express themselves. Gemini is naturally curious, boasting the ability to learn something quickly and adapt to their new surroundings. Gemini can be very nervous and inconsistent.
Gemini is not a very good problem solver, often struggling to figure something out without the help of another person. Gemini enjoys reading books, intellectual conversations, and traveling around to find new things. Gemini does not enjoy being alone, nor do they enjoy being confined. They are not fans of repetition, as well as disliking routine in their life.
>>709666600
That's not like me at all, but thanks still
>>709666600
>>709665300
Meant to quote you here. You blend pretty well with me. :o
>>709663195
No problem, glad I could help!
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>709665482
How was pathfinder .5?
>>709667033
Hello again, Aliceuu.
>>709667340
Nice fete
>>709667352
Yoyoyoyo
>>709667340
Moar nice feet pls
>>709661654
Hey, our birthdays are very close, I'm a Cancer too
And not just the Zodiac sign
>Best fox
Well i got Skyrim remastered, hopefully it's 10/10 IGN, like Skyrim with better graphics
>>709666600
Interesting. Would you mind doing mine?
September 9th. (The Strongest Day)
>>709667608
Couldn't you just get some texture mods for Skyrim?
>>709667608
I bought skyrim on ps3 ages ago and still haven't played it
>>709666993
That's fairly accurate.
>>709667969
I don't have a gaymin PC
>>709667977
This will be my first time playing it
Thankfully i'll run a bow, i hear melee combat is shit
>>709667549
Kek, how close I didn't see your post of your birthday
>>709665689
>
>>709666146
Discount old man pleaser
>>709667132
We all did the dumb at various points
>>709667506
>>709668289
Yo nig
>>709665650
I remember doing that on my PS2. I think I had atv offroad 3 and I'd see how far I'd go till I got to the edge of the world. >>709666600
That's intriguing. Thank you
>>709668272
I don't want to post the exact date but it's less than 2 weeks after yours.
>>709668289
Pathfinder's all about the dumb
>>709668289
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>709667809
You're of the earth element, following the sign Virgo.
Reading is below
>>709664993
Here's your daily horoscope:
You have a lot of faith, especially in abilities of other people. Determined to see them through, you are eager to follow the feeling inside your chest. You would be much happier if you had the ability to doze off or sink into your dream world for a day. Still, you have to make risks to move forward.
What an odd horoscope..
>>709668397
Yo what up
>>709668677
Rogue who tried to break and enter in broad daylight, in the front door
Cleric who tried to meld with stone himself into the room of the guildmaster when the entire guildhall is basically immune to most magic
Sorceror who decided that playing hide and seek with kids was a better use of time than trying to find a missing person, then tried to find out more about the other sorceror who levelled a third of the city with a thought.
The only one who didnt do the dumb was the Magus because he did nothing but follow our lead.
>>709669004
You're waifu a shit :^)
>>709668508
I played sooo many racing games back in my ps2 days. I'll be back some time later, cya
>>709669204
That first Sorc did nothing wrong, children need to know that they're important too
>>709669848
He did this instead of helping rebuild the destroyed sector of the city. Or helping the cleric rebuild a chapel of the gods. Or doing anything helpful at all.
And he asked the second sorc by running up to his door, bashing loudly and yelling at him.
>>709669204
>
>>709670200
Nice thighs.
dude im still half fucking cooked lmao
>>709670488
>>709670200
He is a man of the people.
Or just didn't feel like fucking around working on building shit.
>>709670488
What?
>>709670488
HuH?
>>709670604
hi alice
>>709670648
nah nothing catgun lol
![Syndra [340].png](https://i.imgur.com/TO8mM7w.png "Syndra [340].png")
>>709670759
What did you do last night?
>>709670488
Thats way early though
>>709670216
You know you love it
>>709670648
>a weeks downtime
>we kinda incinerated the chapel in the first place
>dropped the roof on an intellect devourer
He spent a week playing hide and seek. I spent it bribing people to help the cleric by 'misplacing' shipments of stone and wood.
>>709670488
a cute
>>709670836
just had a couplre friends around and stuff and we had a good time
>>709670870
nah i didnt have anything morning just i woke up and boom
>>709670955
no u
>>709670994
Having friends over can be pretty fun I guess. I haven't done it in quite a long time
>>709670994
no definitely u
>>709670759
Triggered
>>709670870
Why not just buy your own?
>>709671086
yeah its good especialy when people are generous
how about ou
>>709671198
back to tumblr lma0
>>709671102
why me
>>709671198
Only had 8k gold. Still saving to resurrect our fighter.
Im off, heading to work. See you all next thread
>>709671318
why not you
>>709671396
your cuter
>>709671318
Respect my pronouns
>>709671337
Ah, see you later man
>>709671318
What were they generous with?
Just playing some Monster Hunter Online. I should be doing some programming, but I really don't want to right now
