ITT: Subtly express your current life in an image
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ITT: Subtly express your current life in an image
>>709640663
>Subtly
>>709640663
>>709640999
Checked
>>709641402
Cancer
>>709641402
Joke's on you, I already have one
>>709640840
Thanks for pointing out the joke
>>709641402
kek
>>709641402
Joke`s on you, i already knew a long time ago i was condemned
>>709640663
>>709641551
That review was so worth the wait.
>>709641402
>http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php
>>709641924
DON`T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
J
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>>709641887
Is she sleeping on the job ? Nice
>>709641402
ergöuo eghrterg
>>709641689
HAHA FUNNEH JOHK xDDD
Just this
>>709641402
fuck u
>>709640663
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>>709642515
This is great
>>709641402
Dick
>>709640663
the duck can fly
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>>709640663
>>709642589
Looks great. But it's not.
Ok
>>709641402
fagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>709641941
I know. 1 hour 45 minute review? Im in heaven!
>>709642438
Lost hard
>>709642681
Looks comfy tbh
>>709641877
lel.
Background??
>>709642421
hello, comrade
>>709642934
If you like having to go outside to be able to stand up straight.
>>709640663
>>709640663
>>709640663
Please excuse that ifunny logo.
<3
The big one is life.
>>709641402
Fuck
>>709640663
>>709641749
farewell sweet birbo
>>709640663
there
>>709640663
You mean you're about to take flight OP?
>>709640663
>>709641402
nigga...
>>709640663
>>709643079
wait what
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>>709641465
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>>709643307
idiots. Never read anything with that many replies, it's never anything good.
>>709640663
![stormatsea[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wfkX7NG.gif "stormatsea[1].gif")
>>709643562
Maybe, maybe not. Only time will tell
>>709643704
what does she pee out of
>>709640663
>>709643664
>>709643755
>she
>>709641402
fuck you
>>709640663
>>709641402
plz no
>>709641402
Fuck your bs nigga
I'm going to kill myself before year's end.
This thread is nice
>>709640663
>>709642465
It's Slowtardigrade!
>>709641402
well you little nigger.
>>709641402
cunt
>>709642613
>>709641402
fuck off
>>709642438
kek
>>709643239
That needs to be a poster with some sort of "Never give up!" caption. it would sell dozens.
>>709641402
fuck you
>>709642990
i envy you
>>709643711
>>709641402
wow
>>709640663
WILL IT TAKE OFF?
>>709643827
that doesn't answer the question at all
you fucking moran
this and no other
>>709644637
the question is fucking stupid, if you cut a pipe in half then water will still come out of it
>>709644637
>moran
>>709640663
>>709640663
Hi there.
Do you want to trigger the shit out of some autist on /tv/?
Vote for "Dolorable" in the poll
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>>709640663
>>709643664
I always did love The Far Side
>>709642421
this is a straight up lie. without the rick fatass, the man would not have money to feed himself to be able to run at all. this picture show you that if you actually work hard enough, you will be rewarded for it one day.
>>709641684
Iktf mang
>>709642369
hmmmmmm delicious monkey gland
>>709644414
>dozens
You're an ambitious feller ain't ya?
>>709643710
Kek
>>709641402
u hoe
>>709645214
These are the people who made Medieval Europe a daily reality. Those who are proud of their slavery and support their slavemasters. We will soon return to the fuedal system with kings and proud slaves who will fight you to the death for attacking their masters.
There are more of these slaves than there are of normal people who just want a decent life.
The human species is over.
>>709643201
Wannabe oldfag nigger
>>709645853
>We will soon return
>The human species is over.
i wish i could be an hero
>>709645214
Consider suicide you fucking retard.
I worked 14 hour days in construction for the past 4 years. NOT ONCE was I paid my fair worth while the millionaires who owned the companies got everything for free from mommy and daddy who passed their companies on to them.
Inheritance is not work you fucking shill.
>>709641402
FUCK YOU BIGWEOFOEO
>>709642990
>You've found the secret owl
>>709645214
>payed
>>709645985
If you call that being alive then sure. Enjoy working for your owners.
>>709641659
is this legal
>>709645853
the capitalists in the west have not collapsed yet. all communist and socialist countries have collapsed. i bet that you can't say one socialistic or communistic country that is a great country to live in and are rich.
>>709646117
America is turning into a crony communist system and will soon collapse if it doesn't go back to true capitalism.
Capitalism is the only tried and true method that works on this planet.
>>709646031
>i wish to be an hero
then fucking do it.
>>709641402
Well fuck me
>>709640663
![giphy-facebook_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/vXZSVe3.gif "giphy-facebook_s[1].gif")
>>709640663
>>709642421
get a job you lazy pos fuckstick and stop smoking pot and gtfo off of your iphone faggotlord
>>709646407
retard or some rich piece of shit that has never worked in his entire life.
>>709643664
When I was in 4th or 5th grade, this kid named Danny drew this exact same thing and submitted it to some scholastic talent thing and won. I'm going to call that fukr out about it rn
>>709646241
having a gun is almost impossible here.
im not an amerifag so it hard to find those thing
![200_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sz1MsnD.gif "200_s[1].gif")
>>709640663
this is pretty accurate
>>709641402
dsfhsdf
>>709641402
Is this true?
>>709641502
They do have eyes
>>709645479
>>709641402
this one is better then this mother shit :^)
>>709646032
Well that's because their parents weren't retarded like you and want to make a change for their kids. Stop buying drugs, and ask for responsibility or stfu and operate things. Learn how to lead you dumb monkey
me and my friends get no respect
>>709646482
yea i work and go to college and i was in the military for 6 years go fuck yourself and this is still relevant lazy dipshit and ytoure probably stupid to top it all off haha lol
>get a job you lazy pos fuckstick and stop smoking pot and gtfo off of your iphone faggotlord
>get a job you lazy pos fuckstick and stop smoking pot and gtfo off of your iphone faggotlord
>get a job you lazy pos fuckstick and stop smoking pot and gtfo off of your iphone faggotlord
>>709646527
it's called hanging yourself, get a fucking rope you faking mong.
>>709647214
or jump off a tall building. you can back out of hanging, or suffer for a while.
you jump off a really tall building and there's no going back. unless you discovery you can fly and then your life just got a whole lot more interesting!
>>709641402
I have one, what does that mean?
>>709646068
>paid
>>709647404
well, if you have a decent sized drop and a correct knot, it isn't the suffocation that kills you, your neck brakes and you die instantly
that's why i think that those who survive hanging are idiots that can't do the job properly
>>709641402
Already had one. Get fucked loser.
>>709647129
>military for 6 years
Automatically invalid. Who is a fucking welfare queen from the military to tell me to get a real job? What a piece of shit.
Fucking worthless welfare queen child raping unarmed teen killing waste of life.
>>709641402
Nigger
>>709641653
are you the dog or the dude or the three hot dogs?
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>>709642421
Hey, like in Spain
>>709641402
Eeey
>>709642681
how should a primitive jet happy life be sad?
>>709642408
Excellent
>>709644544
>kissing with a giant
>>709641402
Cunt
>>709645410
14 years old spotted...
>>709641402
Fuck you
>>709641402
Bro please
You guys are all all right.
>>709642543
Settle down, maynard
>>709642408
Love it
>>709641402
>shares my name
Am I immune?
>>709641402
nigger
I am the knife
>>709648021
Very nice.
>>709641402
NEIN
>>709648895
Yeah, right after that the snake pretends to be a female and all the males swarm over him trying to mate. Then snakebro goes and fucks bitches.
The moral?
Oversleep, trap it up for male attention, then be a boss and mate with some fineass snake bitches.
>>709641402
Fuck
>>709642356
This is me
>>709641653
>when she turn her stauts to single
>>709642408
Topkek
>>709641402
rrrrrrrrr
>>709649093
>>709648895
In that episode there was also a wimpy little cuttlefish that was too small to fight for a mate. So he also trapped it up and snuck under the alpha male and fucked his bitch right under his fucking nose, nope'd the fuck out and basically was a boss.
>>709642107
feels...
>>709641402
Nigr
>>709641402
Psh, whatever
>>709649453
y u do dis?
>>709641924
Is that arabic on its shirt?
>>709646032
And what or who exactly forced you to stay at the job for that many years?
No one.
If you were highly skilled in your trade and in demand, you could have easily found a better, higher paying job.
But because you suck at your job and have the same shitty skills as every other average joe, you are considered disposable. No one would give a shit if you left. So you get paid for the shitty skills you bring to the company.
So again. You are paid what you are worth. And if you are worth jack shit, guess what you get paid?
>>709642524
exact reason i moved from my home town
>>709649500
Lost to this, no regrets.
>>709649735
this isnt a YLYL, you bamblesnetch
image limit reached
>>709643170
is this a problem now? hasn't been a problem the last 11 years
>>709649965
>no regrets
Did I stutter?
>>709650019
Queerbait.
>>709650093
And you took em like the queer you are.
>>709647129
The military is a socialist organisation you absolute fucking moron. It's paid for by taxes for the common good.
That's why we can't have a decent society - because sheep like you have been convinced by the media owned by billionaires that wage slavery is a good thing.
Anything that ever improved the quality of life for workers came from socialism - holidays and holiday pay, sick leave and sick pay, reasonable working hours, safety at work and so on and so forth.
Politically illiterate cuck choking on Rupert murdoch's cock. Please master, please give me a few more crumbs so I can make ends meet.
>>709641402
Asdqad
>>709645180
>minime
>>709645410
>implying i'm scared of flashing pictures
>>709641402
Your magic shall be respected wizard
>>709641402
rolling
>>709649685
>And what or who exactly forced you to stay at the job for that many years?
It was the highest paying job in the area after the permanent recession we never recovered from.
>If you were highly skilled in your trade and in demand, you could have easily found a better, higher paying job.
Let me rephrase that for you:
>"If you were highly CONNECTED in your trade and RELATED to people at the top, you could have easily found a higher paying job.
Do you have no fucking clue how the real world works?
>
But because you suck at your job and have the same shitty skills as every other average joe, you are considered disposable. No one would give a shit if you left. So you get paid for the shitty skills you bring to the company.
Actually, my dumbass boss offered me a pay raise as I left to keep me. Just goes to show they can afford it but choose not to for the sake of greed. I left him, screwed him on his progress, and am currently studying nursing so I can fuck off to Canada one day.
>So again. You are paid what you are worth. And if you are worth jack shit, guess what you get paid?
Spoken like a true retard. The economy in this country is dead. People who are worth 100k/year are making 30k/year. Only those with relatives in unions, companies, or other high places get those cushy high paying jobs.
>>709641402
Oh shit
>>709641402
What a dick
>>709649965
you calling me Dr. Strange?
I'll take it motherfucker
>>709641402
fuck off
>>709641402
You hurt me
>>709641402
(you)
>>709643420
Huh nice one. Yeah same here
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>>709651054
>if i reply these posts will go away
>>709641402
cancer
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>>709641402
fuck
>>709642408
the fuck...
>>709643995
Reason?
>>709654213
Severe depression.
>>709654635
cool. say hello to allah from me.
>>709654635
I have osteoporosis
>>709654733
Not really sure how to respond to that without sounding like a cringey neckbeard, but I don't believe in an afterlife.
>>709654800
Nigger faggot
>>709654635
Is the depression caused by something specific?
>>709654904
oh, ok. say hello to satan for me.
>>709641402
fucking nigger
>>709655069
Nope. Things are as decent as they can be in my situation. Got a loving wife and roof over my head. Had a 4.0 before I stopped caring. Financial issues but everybody has those.
Right now I'm just saving up the $200 I need for KCN+
Then I'm going on a bender before I become an hero.
>>709655332
Wish I could. E's a pretty cool guy. E' gives the finger to God, and doesn't afraid of anythin'
>>709641402
gau
>>709654937
Also a gay retard and proud.
>>709655476
How old are you anon?
