Knowledge thread
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Knowledge thread
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>>709640573
Are... are you advocating poisoning children?
>>709641282
obviously, yes
>>709640573
bumping, I like knowledge
Bump for better knowledge
If you bend over and blow really hard on your thumb for 30 seconds you get a short high
>>709642293
If you bend over and blow dick really hard you can earn $10
>>709643379
>$10
Where the fuck do you live? It cost at least $14 here, in Chimpunks Grove, AZ.
>>709641282
>implying children don't deserve it
someone post the stealth slushie one. i'm also certain you can taste it
>>709640573
vodka
great for school...
>>709644342
>Hot Dog
>Frankfurter mit Sauerkraut
The fuck?
super useful
>>709644560
what's this ?
>>709645161
Typographic program usually for academic natural science papers.
>>709645161
How to hack FB for n00dz, anon.
>>709644749
>hot dog
>no bun
>>709645228
That's cool. Can I use it ?
>>709645288
Aw yiss <3
>>709645440
fucking cod kids
super useful
>>709645445
it's called LaTeX, google it. I use web-based editors such as Overleaf preferably
gotta bump or we're gonna lose it
Bump
>>709645931
this is very outdated
>>709646317
Ooooorrrrrrr it covers all the shit you newfags don't recognize.
>>709644560
>>709645445
>>709646156
Learn it. Good money in that shit.
tarp tents
>>709646446
Love me some Krebbs (sic?)/
>>709646403
nigga it says "future: to be released 2010", i'm calling that outdated
>>709644100
This is all bullshit
>>709644173
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen
Free bamp
>>709646924
You're just poor and can't afford a lot of shirts.
>>709646745
Oh I get it. It's 2016 so all computer technology built before 2010 disappeared or transmutated into something completely different.
Brilliant.
>>709640573
Reminder that this doesn't work-the alcohol evaporates almost entirely
Alright OP. I'm out. Somebody else dump their folder.
bump
>>709645639
I miss coupon threads
>>709645639
Damn I miss the good ol jewpon days
>>709640573
Anyone here have the knowledge of being able to make lewd photo manips?
>>709647288
I used one in 2010 to "buy" a free Xbox360 at a Walmart.
Easily one of my greatest achievements.
>>709646962
Kek no. Try it mate. As soon as you get a shirt out, all the other ones will fall over. That'll only work with a full drawer
>>709647929
Hell yeah man. My buddy got a Nintendo DS with a coupon I printed him out from here. I was never brazen enough to try and get big stuff like that. Mostly because you can get arrested for it, no matter how dumb you play. However I used to get TONS of free fast food with them. Hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of delicious fast foods. Haven't even seen a coupon thread in years
For all my /b/ros
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>>709646548
You need a chart for that?
>>709648377
Much appreciated anon.
>>709645639
Does it work?
>>709640573
>Vodka
>taste
>>709645182
How does that help with 51 x 49?
>>709650329
Yes.
they've been used
>>709647929
>>709648290
>>709646802
Genius!
>>709645888
trips taught me something
>>709650444
>being this much of a little bitch
>>709650084
Bait
>>709646924
Show something that's better then...?
Is your body ready for some next level science shit?
>>709650142
No doubt
>>709644342
how the fuck is the "Georgia" even a fucking hot dog. You can't eat that without a knife/fork, unless you don't mind being a sloppy mess.
>>709646153
gay
>>709643751
sauce pls, i need to join
>>709654189
sorry wrong one.
Bump
bump for a better life
>>709645182
Why is Osama teaching us math
>algebra is from Arabia
Fuck you, terrorism and sand is from Arabia and nothing else
>>709656618
im pretty sure they just made copies of texts from alexandria and so when that shit got burned they just played it like their own.
saf
Have a nice day.
Was told to read this, daily.
>>709658281
Fag.
>>709644900
Underrated, you'd be surprised how a lot of people don't know card hands
>>709644149
That's fucking stupid.
222.360
>>709640573
waste of good vodka
>>709658820
>steal from hardworking employees
I'm pretty sure they don't give a shit and would probably applaud or join you for stealing from shit stores that destroyed all the good paying jobs in this country.
>>709644560
I could have used this three years ago when I was taught that shit.
>>709646426
Good money in LaTeX? How?
>>709658537
>your dead
>>709650502
It doesn't. 50x50=2500. 50x49=2500-50=2450. 51x49=2450+49=2499
>>709645851
Okay let's follow the summary tips at the bottom.
>go out and socialise with everyone be they male or female
I start a conversation with anyone on the street and everyone gets annoyed with me (I live in a big anonymous city)
>pride yourself of your appearance
I walk around half naked with a Mufasa Lion King head on my head
>let other people ask, rather than tell
I go around saying to everyone "ask me stuff!"
>let your interests shine out through who you are
I become a stormtrooper. And occasionally a porn star.
>be original in everything that you do, change something everyday
I change jobs every day
>find places in town to go to that are off the beaten path
I walk aimlessly next to the rail road, meet no one. How am I supposed to fulfill task no. 1?
>go to events that you would enjoy and meet people
This is the only rule I'm not following. Instead I go to events I don't enjoy and fight people.
>let women chase you
Easy, I steal their purse and walk away casually.
>be willing to walk away at any time and never go back
See previous
>be confident
I boost my confidence by occasionally growling like a lion. ROAR! Then I beat my chest like an ape.
>be strong
I walk around with dumbells all day.
>be fun
My shirt says "I went to Auschwitz and all I gassed was this jewish kid"
>be the guy she wants and doesn't know why
Okay got it. As soon as my girl knows why she wants me, I break up.
>be the guy she misses, or is missing
Easy. As soon as I'm in a relationship I abandon her, never to return. See tip "be willing to walk away at any time and never go back"
>>709650084
Wow and here I was thinking the religious crowd were idiots... (They are. But this is misguided rhetoric too)
>>709646235
>week 1: run for 1 minute, then walk for 1,5 minute. Total training: 20 minutes.
>week 2: run for 1,5 minute, walk for 2 minutes. Total training: 21 minutes
Are you fucking kidding me. From no training at all, I can easily run for 15 minutes from the first day on.
>>709644342
I always wondered if the people made these shitty food ideas while under the influence of weed or some shit...
>>709661074
then skip ahead to where it starts being more of a challenge
>>709644367
Are we back in 1988?
>>709659262
>good vodka
>>709660447
Great job anon
>>709660447
Doesnt it pain you to be such a faggot, anon?
