Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread
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Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread
>>709623686
Yo, yo, 4chan represent mah nigga!
Yeah whatever,roll
>>709623686
Niggas be liking da rap yo homie
>>709623686
Im gay
>>709623686
Peep Pow Woah
Nigga Nigga Boa
Big Shit Funk
Easy lets go boys
I'm a dawg
I'M A DAWG
I'm.... a ..... daaawggg
Woof
i can do it in under 20 seconds too
no
>>709623686
Who wanna be a single mamma?
santa claus is gay
Hey ho lets go
(Please dont be 55)
>>709623686
bishmillah
Like Shaq I attack I'm black wearing flaq armour, I'm a baller, you're just a name caller, this bit doesn't rhyme, and it wasn't well written anyway
But 20 dollars is 20 dollars
Roll
>>709624377
>>709624388
Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger
Nigga nigga boomchakalaka
Top zozzle is my middle name
Neekerin muna
ok
I wish niggers and jews did not exist
Ashton Kutcher is my least favourite actor
>>709624453
you almost fucked yourself
orange
silver
purple
Finland is best land
I want to lick dodongo
Mega Nigger faggot
Fucking niggers
This is not
The greatest song in the world, no
This is just a tribute
So u think u wanna cross me and mess with my shit
>>709624522
almost ;)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
No girth, not worth
shit is rap shit madafuka you lucker, dicksucker, cutter ratatatatatattaaaa
Claude the great
King Kong in Hong Kong
i like big fat old dick in my fucking assssss nigger
I'm about to order food guys do you want anything?
>>709623686
make me
>>709623686
Eminem is such a goddamned tool.
// Have fun with this one:
Hillary Clinton is a good person and will be president of the USA for 8 years. She is much better than Trump and the world will be very thankful for her. She deserves a nobel-price of peace.
>>709624579
Opening your flippin trap and flappin your lip
If dubs + 5 replies I'll rap this thread instead
Man these lyrics are killing me
No but I'm not out of juice yet
I like small dicks
>>709624756
dodged a bullet neo
>>709624756
wow. I nearly fucked up :^)
Harambe was an inside job
I like medium dicks
>>709624756
Lucky brah
ok i do 55 get
44GET
>>709624854
Shit son
>>709623686
HIS ARMS ARE HEAVY KNEE WEAK
reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>709623686
actually hope I get it yoo
woop woop uh uh yeah aha
I'm actually gay but my parents don't believe me
Well by dad does, that's why he used to beat me
i have to say that i really like niggers, i'm a negro lover and sissy cuck slut fingering my asshole
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>>709624919
I'm about to feel the wrath of the menace nigga I hit them up!
Actually hoping to get 55
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>709624944
yalla habibi
>>709625082
mashalla
I'm about to attempt the worlds longest Yeah Boii
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Old school flows were relatively basic and used only few syllables per bar, simple rhythmic patterns, and basic rhyming techniques and rhyme schemes.[57][61] Melle Mel is cited as an MC who epitomizes the old school flow – Kool Moe Dee says, "from 1970 to 1978 we rhymed one way [then] Melle Mel, in 1978, gave us the new cadence we would use from 1978 to 1986."[62] he's the first emcee to explode in a new rhyme cadence, and change the way every emcee rhymed forever. Rakim, The Notorious B.I.G., and Eminem have flipped the flow, but Melle Mel's downbeat on the two, four, kick to snare cadence is still the rhyme foundation all emcees are building on".[63]
Artists and critics often credit Rakim with creating the overall shift from the more simplistic old school flows to more complex flows near the beginning of hip hop's new school[64] – Kool Moe Dee says, "any emcee that came after 1986 had to study Rakim just to know what to be able to do.[65] Rakim, in 1986, gave us flow and that was the rhyme style from 1986 to 1994.[62] from that point on, anybody emceeing was forced to focus on their flow".[66] Kool Moe Dee explains that before Rakim, the term 'flow' wasn't widely used – "Rakim is basically the inventor of flow. We were not even using the word flow until Rakim came along. It was called rhyming, it was called cadence, but it wasn't called flow. Rakim created flow!"[67] He adds that while Rakim upgraded and popularized the focus on flow, "he didn't invent the word".[65]
Kool Moe Dee states that Biggie introduced a newer flow which "dominated from 1994 to 2002",[62] and also says that Method Man was "one of the emcees from the early to mid-'90s that ushered in the era of flow... Rakim invented it, Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One, and Kool G Rap expanded it, but Biggie and Method Man made flow the single most important aspect of an emcee's game".[68] He also cites Craig Mack as an artist who contributed to developing flow in the '90s.[69]
>>709623686
wha're the chances aye
MCs use many different rhyming techniques, including complex rhyme schemes, as Adam Krims points out – "the complexity... involves multiple rhymes in the same rhyme complex (i.e. section with consistently rhyming words), internal rhymes, [and] offbeat rhymes".[70] There is also widespread use of multisyllabic rhymes, by artists such as Kool G Rap,[77] Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, Big L, Nas and Eminem.
It has been noted that rap's use of rhyme is some of the most advanced in all forms of poetry – music scholar Adam Bradley notes, "rap rhymes so much and with such variety that it is now the largest and richest contemporary archive of rhymed words. It has done more than any other art form in recent history to expand rhyme's formal range and expressive possibilities".[78]
In the book How to Rap, Masta Ace explains how Rakim and Big Daddy Kane caused a shift in the way MCs rhymed: "Up until Rakim, everybody who you heard rhyme, the last word in the sentence was the rhyming [word], the connection word. Then Rakim showed us that you could put rhymes within a rhyme... now here comes Big Daddy Kane — instead of going three words, he's going multiple".[79] How to Rap explains that "rhyme is often thought to be the most important factor in rap writing... rhyme is what gives rap lyrics their musicality.[1]
The Jews did 9/11
The Jews did 7/11
The Jews did 7/7
OY VEY
To successfully deliver a rap, a rapper must also develop vocal presence, enunciation, and breath control. Vocal presence is the distinctiveness of a rapper's voice on record. Enunciation is essential to a flowing rap; some rappers choose also to exaggerate it for comic and artistic effect. Breath control, taking in air without interrupting one's delivery, is an important skill for a rapper to master, and a must for any MC. An MC with poor breath control cannot deliver difficult verses without making unintentional pauses.
Raps are sometimes delivered with melody. West Coast rapper Egyptian Lover was the first notable MC to deliver "sing-raps."[91] Popular rappers such as 50 Cent and Ja Rule add a slight melody to their otherwise purely percussive raps whereas some rappers such as Cee-Lo Green are able to harmonize their raps with the beat. The Midwestern group Bone Thugs-n-Harmony was one of the first groups to achieve nationwide recognition for using the fast-paced, melodic and harmonic raps that are also practiced by Do or Die, another Midwestern group. Another rapper that harmonized his rhymes was Nate Dogg, a rapper part of the group 213. Rakim experimented not only with following the beat, but also with complementing the song's melody with his own voice, making his flow sound like that of an instrument (a saxophone in particular).[92]
>>709625106
subhan allah, sabahu al khair
>>709625235
1 in a 100
Hey guys whats going on?
>>709625301
samelah lukhar faggothi pish of
Roll niggers
Hoes on my dick cuz I'm a baller from the south
Bitches mirin' when I get 'em, check them on your way out
this
<(LDDDDDDDD)<<<<<<<< CUM
'lijkfjdslkjkl'sjfklsdfDEADCHILDiojdoisajodjaslkd
>>709625361
astaghfirullah
staff my anus with gorilla cum
>>709623686
yo yo
I've got a bad feeling about this
>>709625420
ok nigger
hey what's up y'all lemme whispa in yer ear and cum in ur anus;)) my filipino genes are powerful race
MY DICK IS THE SIZE OF A PUSSY ASS BITCH
>>709625477
>77
KEKE HAS BLESSED US WITH TYH ENW ORDER OF LFIE :0D BLESSED GOD AHHAHAHAH
Niggers will burn in the fires of my assault
>>709625506
kek, kys
>>709625485
very powerful like deepak chopra says meditation in another dimension with fillipian cum stains
Oh geez good thing im not 55
Reroll for rappinq
>>709625477
Nice dubs but you're still gay
dick out for harambe this shit makes me want to deep throat ay carambay
>>709625556
Sheeeeeit
>>709625544
>44
>44
hahahaha>>709625556
>56
HAHAHAHAHAHAH BLESSED XD:
>>709625563
thank you *blush*
tfw you actually want 55 but have never rolled dubs in your life
Rollerino for fiftivenino
>>709625556
damn nigger be careful
>>709625556
Lol
>>709625591
>91 ▶
>>>709625563
351513513
>>709625556
fuck that was close
>>709625556
next one will be though
>>709625620
somalia will be free! ONE DAY
>>709625595
Second go maybe?
if 55, I delegate it to the copypasta faggot here
>>709624583
Dang dang dangarangbang flicka la flop nikka
Now boys, post!
Pull up wit a glock
Cuz I can't find my right sock
>>709625659
>faggot
>>709625653
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>709625656
Die heathen
ok i'm out this got boring bitches
rip
>>709625751
uh aha almost got yourself killed nigger homie ma neighbourhood in the ass in the best beats blast oh yeaaaah, now give it a go to my homie MC bustaMacaroni
>>709625791
What the FUCK are you?
HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA, HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER
>>709625855
About time tbh
You won't do it though
>>709625855
you wont faggot
>>709625846
I AM THE MC of all time ;) Ahahahaha
>>709625855
k i'll start recording now..
>>709625855
you won't you fag
>>709625846
He's probably making it so an anon has to rap that line
>>709625998
Real close to trips
>>709625855
YES BOI
>>709625855
Deliver faggot
>protip: you won't
fuck wigers...like m&ms
>>709625855
Winrar
>>709626077
Underaged faggot detected
>>709626153
jelly of the dubs
>>709625855
Record yourself and post faggot
>>709626222
Trips speak the truth
>>709626222
checked
Dashie on the track, boutta tear it up like i'm eating snacky snacks
>>709625966
Are you working on it?
I'm glad im not 55
cum in my ass and call me Obama
>>709626338
done, uploading
>>709624664
my sides
>>709626338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bSZysmITM1
DELIVERIN
>>709626526
Skipped a few,
never produced so much autism
>>709626526
based anon delivered
>>709626526
Good shit
>>709626526
A beat with it would have been so much better but at least you delivered, good shit anon
>>709626526
good job anon, you did well
Tito. Nose. Noseman baby. He raised phil and loves his wife
>>709626526
How high were you?
>>709626857
I enjoy recording autism actually, I spend days when my room mate is out just recording autistic shit on 4chan and posting it for laughs, lmao
im fucking zyzz brahhh
>>709627042
>>709626526
I laughed like a retard through the entire thing, thanks man
>>709623686
sumalamadooma orange porridge exorcism
>>709623686
Im about to do this
Here is a short one I made
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QfYhr6FMxY
>>709626526
Legendary anon
>>709627172
There's no way I can be normie about posting "i enjoy autism" tbh
>>709627265
Would share a beer with you
>>709627265
rad
>>709627265
kek fucking gold
>>709627265
Whats the beat? 7/10 btw
>>709627768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Va8g8hOuo
>>709626526
>>709627265
this is very autistic
>>709627277
nice dubs
>>709627856
Thanks /b/ro
>>709627893
Can you do better?
Top kek anon, good fucking work
I especially liked this one >>709624453
>>709627265
Fucking nice. The Song is called BIG SHIT FUNK
>>709628098
55 Cent - Big Shit Funk
Balh
>>709624476
diggity kek yourself before u rek you're self
>>709627917
don't know, i'd have to try.
>>709623686
Ait dis is the end, guess not cuz im a fag
>>709623686
mom's spaghetti
get
>>709627265
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QfYhr6FMxY
10/10
>>709626526
What a rap god ! Thanks a lot dude !
>>709627265
I can actually listen to this in the background while playing.
>>709626526
Are you mexican?
Wank your moms queef bacon
>>709628988
>>709628988
>>709626700
>>709627277
>>709628933
>>709628988
>All checked
Thanks guys, I tried my best, but this one was too much
>>709624976
>Are you mexican?
Nope
>>709626526
Absolute Fucking Madman. He even did the walls of text that those faggots posted.
>>709627265
But this guy blew it out of the water.
>>709629356
What are you?
>>709629595
A sandnigger
>>709623686
lets do this
>>709629798
im sorry
>>709629798
ayy im a sandnigger too
>>709629993
Well, at least I get to live what Europe will be in 30 years, so I guess it's fine.
>Shitposting my face
>>709630116
Who's the gril? post more of her?
>>709630529
>almost gf
she went for a kiss and I told her "not yet".
literally felt like if /b/ was a person, it would be me.
big ol nigger dick
give it a lick
my name is nick
ifdjids
>>709630782
DUDE. FUCK HER
>>709630976
It happened like 4 months ago, we've been going out twice a week since then, but only as friends, I try slipping in a flirt here and there and gets it her blush and shit, but I don't know how to get things back on track.
no
>>709631053
if you're waiting for her to make the first move you'll keep waiting. Stop wasting your time and make the move.
>kiss her
>tell her how much you want her
>put her hand on your dick and tell her how much she turns you on
If she doesn't fuck you after that she's gay, Dump her and move on.
Roll
>>709631504
That sounds too intrusive, someone /b/ once gave me a good advice, to get her to a place where it's just me and her and just have the atmosphere be really intimate and tell her how "I wasn't sure back then, but now I'm certain ily blablabla" and then go for a kiss. Problem is, I've been this meme of a "friend" for a while now. Don't know if she still has feelings, but I'll find out soon. Any advice is appreciated anon ))
>>709631770
you've wasted 4 months on her, do what you want anon but I would have made the move ages ago
Op is a bundle of sticks
>>709631895
Yeah, I've been busy working on myself tho, but I sometimes think this is just an excuses to make myself feel less bad about it. You know what, i'll ask her to go with me on a date, what do you think? Should I keep it a surprise or go head-on with this?
>>709632296
>what do you think?
Hell yeah ask her out, take her somewhere you can talk, not the fucking movies, flirt with her the entire way making your intentions clear. Then invite her over to your place for some coffee or something then proceed with >>709631504
>>709632566
Thanks anon, I hate when someone replies to me when I ask them for advice with "Yea idk what's between u two, u judge the situation". I wouldn't ask if I could judge the situation.
Thanks again, I'll call her right now. If it gets fucked, I'll just drink it away.
>>709632740
woops, forgot pic
>space niggers.gif
>>709632740
That's the attitude that'll get you laid.
If you don't score boo hoo life kicks you kick it back, fuck her best friend.