Get be laid /b/ the last faggot went offline you need to do a better job at keeping them interested
Dubs decides
I got a little friend down under if you want to play Australians Got Talent?
Want to spread Syphilis together?
I'm about to cum
>>709613372
How about you get on your knees for my big cock sometime?
Just wanted to be up front. I have aids
Send me a picture of your bulge
You into bdsm
>>709613911
Winrar
>>709613911
Check
>>709613911
Win
>>709613372
>>709613911
Get that twink bulge
>>709613911
Awaiting response
>>709613911
Dubs
are you in christchurch?
Response
>>709614333
Trips
Dude I was fucking kidding. Fuck off, faggot
its big and black
>>709614420
roll
>>709614333
Nice trips
Nigga please
>>709614420
Roll, send this op
>>709614420
roll for this
Don't know if I can get it all in one pic
>>709614420
rawl
Send him a picture of your bulge OP.
>>709614420
rollnig
I'll do more than just show you my bulge
>>709614499
Winrar
>>709614499
Oh shit
>>709614499
Winrar
>>709614499
Nice
>>709614420
rollz
>>709614566
Winrar, send it op
>>709614499
Nice dubs
>>709614566
winrar
>>709614566
check'd, send it op
I'm a bottom. But I don't wipe my bottom.
>>709614499
With response
>>709614499
OP PLS
>>709614499
Win
>>709614566
WIN
Please stop messaging me. I'm really not into dudes.
>>709614682
rolling
Let me lick that dirty hole clean
>>709614700
winrar
How far into your transition are you?
>>709614700
WIIIINN
>>709614722
yeah winrar woo
I'm trying to get laid assholes. Stick with the goal here please.
I'm so hard for you right now
Send a link to this thread
>>709614617
Roll
>>709614755
Winrar
>>709614749
You have to send whatever we roll faggot.
>>709614755
Win
>>709614755
Winrar
Link this thread faggot
Come on nigger
You want me to poz up your neg hole?
>>709614821
roll
Do you swallow
i bet you kiss girls faggot
>>709614755
Winar
>>709614821
ROLLING
>>709614821
rolllll
>>709614795
I'm not even OP, but thread said get me laid. Not dubs desides. Find a new thread
Awaiting response
>>709614755
Nice dubs
>>709614895
Send a link to the thread
>>709614883
Fucking faggots. You niggers are the death of /b/
Please end yourselves immediately
>>709614755
Winn
>>709614895
Do you even jelqe bro?
>>709614755
Dubs
Id be down for hook up but do you mind if my friend tyrone comes?
>>709615053
Kek
You counts spooked him
Look, if you want to get laid I need to see what I'm working with. Send me your bulge
>>709614967
>can't read OP
Nigger detected
How big a cock do you like?
"Oh sorry, wrong chat lol"
So you dtf or what?
I'm gay
I would like to drink your piss
lol sorry dumb joke, I saw stupid shit when im trying to get ass
Shaved?
>>709615233
Win
>>709615233
Winrar
Hey OP, start a chat with someone else you DONT want to fuck and use all the dubs lines on him
>>709615233
Winrar
>>709615313
Newfag
>>709615233
Winn
Didn't mean to scare you away
What are you into?
>>709615579
Fuck off, vanilla
I've never done that. Just thought about it
did you know the clinton foundation has no employees and has never been audited?
Billy Bob thong ton
>>709615655
Winrar
>>709615579
Ask him if he's voting for vermin supreme
Tell him to eat shit and die
I wanna Trump your rump while you pretend to be Hillary
>>709615655
Win
Dubs decides
>>709616042
show me ur dick
would you let 2 guys suck you off even if one was black?
I love sucking
We need to meet up ASAP. I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton being indicted but I think I'm being followed.
Would you suck me too?
How big?
Ask him if he's into his dick being sucked right off
I'm really good at that
like your ass fingered while getting sucked off?
Ask him if you'd let him put his dick in a vacuum cleaner
As long as you make me breakfast
>>709616377
Win
>>709616377
Win
>>709616377
Winrar
ask him if he likes getting his balls crushed
>>709616377
Awaiting response
>>709616444
Fucking wasted trip
>>709616487
How bout if I just watch while my dog licks your cock?
uganda eat the poopoo?
suck muh ass
Would you let me shove cold jello in your ass?
You into vore?
I'll suck you all night and take all your loads. I swallow
>>709616722
Winrar
Not to be weird, ahha but would you let me your shit?
>>709616722
Win
>>709616722
I'll slurp your cum right up
>>709616722
Winar
ever take it from a nigger?
I love the taste of cum
Need dubs please
How big are you?
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURPP
Where to?
>>709616966
Just go do it OP
Show me that fat cock first
Where do I go?
sounds like a bitch and doesn't like anything fun
>>709617011
send it
>>709617011
Win
I'll take your cock all the way down my throat so you can shoot you hot steamy load deeeeep into my stomach. I want to feel it inside of me
>>709617077
win
I'll suck your cock so hard I'll burst a bloodvessel
I'll cut a hole in my thigh and let you shove your dick into it. Haha gore is my kink ;)
send me a pic of your pubes
Please let me eat out your ass
I'll cum on our ass and the it drip down your cock before I uck it off
Can I have a lock of your hair for my collection?
>>709617288
winrar fuck yeah, first post of the night
is it okay if I save a bit of your cum in a bottle?
I'm gonna think about Rebecca Black when I'm sucking your dick
i think /b/ is going to get me laid
I'll suck your dick like it's harambe's
>>709616289
Roll
fag
I eat cock for breakfast
>>709617473
Reroll
>>709617464
roll
can i bring my black dildo?
>>709617288
Made no sense how can I cum on his ass then let it drip into his cock? Also grammar is horrible
i have a pet chihuahua. he usually watches. mind if i bring him. gets me extra horny
>>709617592
roll this is gold
>>709617550
Bent over doggy. Never cum on a girls ass and watch it drip down her pussy? oh wait, you're faggot.
Also. laggy mobile keyboard with crappie auto correct
>>709617592
roll
>>709617677
win
>>709617677
Waiting response
Stop saying "lol" and "lmao" every fucking sentence you limp retard.
>>709617790
rolling
>>709617790
Roolll
>>709617790
rolling for this
"No I'm really not I know it sounds kinda weird but I'd really like to"
>>709617911
winrar
roflcopterlmfaoOMGWTFBBQ
Charge your God damn phone
Well OP are you gonna do anything or what.
>>709613372
Post a pic of your bulge for us op
I think this kids actually autistic
>>709618301
Into it thanks.
>>709618556
>>709617929
Stop ignoring the dubs you fucking fag.
Lol. I'm 19.
are you autistic? i am but only a little
what if i turn legal next week?
>>709618656
pedo detected
ya im 19.
btw im really serious about my chihuahua. his names juan
is it ok if i bring him hes harmless
>>709618882
roll
>>709618686
ROLL FUCKING ROLL
>>709618686
roll
Need more dubs please
>>709619144
winrar
>>709619149
Are we going anywhere with this you inbred fuck?
>>709619149
fail
>>709619149
OP are you just trying to get us to play wingman for you?
Enough of this bullshit, it's 10:30 and I'm getting tired. If you don't give me an address in the next five minutes I'm having a wank into some toilet paper and going to sleep.
fag
Waiting response keep rolling
I want you to dump your love juice into my throat daddy <3
>>709619321
rolling
SLURP
>>709619371
roll
I'm done with the whole nice guy posture, either you're gonna give me something to work with or I'm outta here. Kinda done talking to a wall.
How old is this guy, OP?
>>709619500
WINRAR
Jesus fucken Christ
OP you're a retard. If you wanted to get laid you should have just gone and sucked his dick already.
>>709620729
I'm more in it for the lolz and to try get nudes to post to 4chan
Dubs decides.
Thread dead?
>>709621375
You're just a fucking faggot that picks dubs that favor you, so go fuck off.
>>709621777
Yeah not shit. If you idiots make him block me this thread would be over.
Also trips. So I guess I'm fucking off as you wish.