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Dubs decides what I say to this whale

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Dubs decides what I say to this whale
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If I come over can we fuck?
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tell her to fuck off
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>>709610001
>"Wanna see my pecker? He's bored too XD"
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Rollyolly

I am bored oo let me see your tits.
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>>709610001
Stop trying so hard. I'd never fuck you , fatass cunt.
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If you don't respond to this message your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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>>709610001
Wow you are the biggest antisocial cuck
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Background info, she just got out of a relationship
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I'm gay so back off bro
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fuck to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFvs8qd3hhE
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>>709610001
My dad fucked me when I was 10.
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You wasting my time or are we going to fuck?
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>>709610463
Roll
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>>709610407
this
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Would you suck my dick for a McChicken?
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>>709610407
roll
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>>709610001
I'm pretty bored too. And horny as fuck.
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You're moo fat bitch, start jogging for real
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I have an impressive collection of Adam Sandler movies, would you like to engage in coitus?
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>>709610407
Roll
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Maybe we can go hang out *wink wink*
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>>709610407
Rolling
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>>709610722
>Winrar
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>>709610001
Tryin to hook up this weekend? It's been too long since I've gotten the o'l penis wet
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>>709610722
WINRAR
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>>709610722
WINRAR111111!
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>>709610407
Rollllllll
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>>709610407
Rolling for this
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>>709610463
Rollin
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>>709610844
Winrar
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>>709610844
Ayy
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>>709610844
winra!!!
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>>709610722
Dad, is that you?
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>>709610722
Dubs decides
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>>709610844
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OP you fucking cunt, we're waiting.
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>>709611000
Nice Trips
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>>709610993
Can't you fuckin read? It has the diabetes starting affecting your eyesight already? you're fat
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I love the smell of your asshole
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>>709610993
Gonna slide mah peckah in yo poopah.
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Can I see your asshole
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>>709611155
That's a win
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>>709610844
>>709610407
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>>709611186
Can I smell your asshole?
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I need to see your shithole for research
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i really like talking to you, and wanted to know if you would be interested in going to grab a bite and maybe see a movie with me?
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>>709611155
WINRAR
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plz send nudes
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>>709611257
Roll
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My ears are cold. Let me use your thighs as earmuffs pls
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>>709610993
Im japanese and i love whaling. Im coming for you
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>>709611257
Rollin
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>>709611257
rolling
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>>709611257
This
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Can I have a peek of those sweet bologna areolas?
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I think I recall hate-fapping to your Facebook profile once, that was a good load
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>>709611366
winr.
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Wewlad
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>>709611384
Rollin
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I've really been into you for a long time, I just never knew how to go about it all. Anyway this goes somewhere
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>>709611384
Roll
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Show me your tits
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I've really been into you for a long time, I just never knew how to go about it all. Anyway this goes somewhere
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>>709611155
Context she hit up Trevor earlier and he fucked with her
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Your dad should have rolled over and blown you on the wall
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listen, I've really been into you for a long time, I just never knew how to go about it all. Anyway this goes somewhere
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I'm nothing like Trevor, but I want to see your tits.
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sorry. but listen, I've really been into you for a long time, I just never knew how to go about it all. Anyway this goes somewhere
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>>709611519
I have to go number 1 AND 2
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>>709611585
It's not working, bud
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>>709611600
winrarrrrrr
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>>709611600
Winrar
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>>709611221
OP you fucking faggot.
These threads are autistic. You may as well just shit talk the cunt if you aren't going to even get the conversation going before you end it.
That goes for all you newfags as well

/thread
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>>709611519
I can team up with Trevor and we can go one in the pink the other one in the stink.
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>>709610001
ask her how her day is. everyone deserves kindness to the point of ignorance of their character.

if you want to be a scummy ass hole. then tell her you arent interested in her as friends or otherwise.

its not her fault you cant make the best of whatever sad little life you had to make you obsess with hurting others and attention from others.
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>>709611155
That's a Winrar OP.
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>>709611707
Slow down there, Internet Explorer.
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Lmbo don't think I'm weird for this, but have you ever been aroused from a cat purring on your lap from a good belly scratch?
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>>709611600
Haven't been blocked yet
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>>709611600
winrar
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>>709610972
Lance?
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im sorry
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Alright I'm sorry. I've just been into you for such a long time and I act like an idiot when I'm nervous. I hope you don't think less of me for it.
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>>709611787
Where are you going you bitch.
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plz?
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Here is said cow. Enjoy
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>>709611851
this
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>>709611519
Oh what a coincidence! Trevor and I just fucked! No protection either! Full on bareback!
Want to join in the fun next time?
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>>709611900
Winrar!
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>>709611851
This
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>>709611659
I dunno, im having a good time
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>>709611787
cmon orca, let me see your 70lb tits
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>>709611900
>>709611933
double winrar
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>>709611886
MODS!
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>>709611886

Lets get OPs name now.
Cause hes a faggot and ruined this thread before it got started
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>>709611787
Look I'm sorry I'm just being silly everyone says I a shitty sense of humor I guess they're right. Let me make it up to you?
I could tongue punch your fart box, you don't even have to suck it while I do, just jerk it a little.
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>>709611886
Bruh you just ruined the thread. We still had a chance you fucking nigger
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>>709610001
>>709610993
>>709611221
>>709611787

LINK THE THREAD OP
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>>709610469
kys
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>>709612107
Kill yourself
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>>709611886
Mods!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>709612177
Suck a dick and die you fucking sperg slurping nigger
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>>709612177
Nice trips.
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>>709612247
Those are dubs

These are trips
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>>709612331
So close to glory my son.
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Dubs decides
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>>709612398

o0o0o she's clever
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>>709612398
JK, sharpie in pooper pics?
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>>709612398
I'm scared I'd sperg out and let all these serious and real emotions go. I love you and it scares me. Oh god I'm crying...
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>>709612495
ROLL
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I just don't know how to act when we talk because my dad was pretty aggressive to me as a kid. I don't like talking about it but because I just don't know who to trust.
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>>709612398
Because I act so immature when I'm into a girl. But I've fantasized a lot about you. Do you ever think about me that way?
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>>709612497
This
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>>709612522
WINRAR

op deliver
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>>709612177
Tripsmaster
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Remember that one time?
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I have beat off to you so many times, but a proper nude would ensure that trend to continue for years to come
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>>709611886
MODS!!??
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>>709612522
op of this post
after this you could try and turn it into the lyrics of fresh prince of bel air and see how far you get into it
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>>709612522
He fucked me when I was ten.
I loved it.
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She has le ching chong boyfriend op
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I'm gay
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>>709612613
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>>709612177
Waste of trips.
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>>709612870

>trips
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>>709612738
OP, say "Your asian's bf is probably too small for you. I bet he can't even satisfy you" and attach pic related
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>>709612895
>singles
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Keep going guys
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>>709612916
I meant "Your asian bf's dick is probably too small for you. I bet he can't even satisfy you."

Send pic
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>>709612995
Roll
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hows it goin getting those nudes cunt?
try harder.
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>>709612995
rolling
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>>709612995
rolling for this
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>>709612916
ROLLL
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>>709612177
>Trips
>nice
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>>709612916
rolling
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>>709612995
rawl
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>>709612916
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>>709613099
winrar, deliver op
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>>709613099
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>>709613099
Nice trips
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"I'm so sorry, please forgive me, I'm so lonely, you know? I just want to take a huge dive in your cleavage"
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It would really help me if you talked to me; if you even think I deserve it at this point.
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So you're just gonna hit me up, and leave after I try to start a conversation. My dad was right, girls are yucky. I was right to keep it in the family to begin with.
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cmon cunt, get da nudes.
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>>709613099
deliver
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>>709613133
Kill yourself you fucking sperg.

Also nice trips
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op poster of dad comment
say:
ok, well i'm sorry again. if you've ever got a few minutes just to hear me out i'd be grateful for it. but hey, i acted like a dick and yeah.. sorry.
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>>709613187
>original poster poster
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>>709610469
fuck you
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>>709613133
>being this new
These are trips.
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op again

after this say

I'm actually west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days, ooting some b-ball outside of the school
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>>709613223
Kek
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Let me fuck that whale ass of yours
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a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
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>>709613246
No. These are

>>709613333 (within quads)
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then thats when she said, you're moving to belair
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>>709612995
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listen here you slam ham! bust a tit so i can bust a nut; if not, I'll bust ya skull.
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>>709611886
Guys, I think I'm gonna be sick
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>>709612916
Rawl
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>>709613382
THE MADMAN
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How long you been fat?
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>>709613407
kek
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>>709613407
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why the fuck would you reply with that photo, you ruined the whole flow
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>>709613407
* THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>709613407
kek'd

Say "Now show me your tits if you want some more"
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>>709613498
raul
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My dick is fat like you
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>>709613498
rolling
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>>709613498
ruller
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>>709613490
The last thing she said was "k...goodbye"
there was no flow, only dicklust can save this now.
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>>709613498
ROLL
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>>709613407
OP DELIVER FASTER

If dubs than reply "sharpie in pooper pics?"
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Your hideous
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>>709613577
cool
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>>709613498
roll do it op
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>>709613498
dub
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>>709613600
Winrar
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>>709613600
Kill you'reself
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who wants to see whale tits
this isn't fucking nat geo channel
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>>709613600
Dubs
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>>709613577
Op here, this thread is done I'm pretty sure she blocked me.
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>>709613667
Damn
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>>709613667
show pic then nigger
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Someone continue?
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can i fuck your fat rolls tubby?
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>>709613667
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Make another account and message her asking for pooper pics
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>>709612916
Roll
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>>709613498
roll
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>>709613950
KEK
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>>709613950
Make this a new thread
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>>709613416
Rolling for this
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I like 22. How about you?
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>>709614211
Winrar
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/brenna.koskela?fref=ts
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>>709614153
ok now this thread is getting good
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