You know this feel /b/?
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You know this feel /b/?
No. I'm a twenty-one year old virgin.
better than tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city would getting fucked on http://smo.do/DrXpfF
>>709605261
>>709605261
sauce?
>>709605555
Quaaad
I've only ever been with guys.
Fucked a lot of tight ass though. I assume it's similar.
>>709605863
ive fucked my wifes ass....and her pussy much more. pussy feels so much better than ass.
>>709605863
Not even close, bud.
>>709605261
overrated
having sex with a 12 yo? na
I had sex today. She came, I didnt.
Feels bad man.
>>709605863
>fucking someone's shit tube is as good as fucking a hole made by god to please a man
Fags are so dumb.
>>709606030
>>709606066
What's different about it? I feel like you guys are full of shit. Butt is tighter right?
>>709605261
Warm
>>709606030
That's what I'm saying!!!
People who haven't done anal are like: "Anal is probs better cuz tighter hurr durr" But pussy is wetter and has like ridges or something on the sides that feel SO good.
>>709606301
>he believes in god
>>709606595
Only a virgin would say there is no God.
Usually makes me nut
>>709606336
Yeah, but cunt is very squishy and wet, it sort of makes its own natural lube
>>709606674
wrong
>>709606336
>Butt is tighter right?
Yes it is, but when I did it to my gf I felt kinda bad because it looks like it hurts her. She gets over it after a few minutes and does her routine, but that first part is kinda a downer for me.
I quickly expel that though when she does the routine, I start going in like regular and I gotta say, even though it is tighter it doesn't feel all that better. The only wetness you feel is the lube you used and the precum you make. I think that's my biggest peeve.
My favorite part about the front is when it gets nice and wet and loose it feels so incredibly good because of the warmth and overwhelming feeling of it being smothered. The backside just is not a match for it dude
Fag from above here.
I'd be interested in trying pussy. But I feel like I could only get it up in some sort of cuck domination type thing where a betacuck is watching me fuck his girl.
How do "straight" people set that shit up? Seems like 4chan is obsessed with it.
>>709606901
You can fuck my girl.
I'm about to dump her anyway so I don't mind you giving her HIV.
>>709606794
Gross
>>709606896
>I felt kinda bad because it looks like it hurts her
Okay maybe I'm immature but I always like that part of anal. Hurting (guys in my case) a little bit with my big d. Them moaning/crying out.
>>709607108
edgelord
>>709607023
Zip code?
>>709607108
or in otherwords, the "fucking" part.
>>709606901
I'm gay and honestly pussy feels so fucking good. Makes me cum like nothing else. Aside from the pussy, bitches are ugly.
>>709607163
Not really? This is common right. Even vaginal sex hurts at first usually. I've seen it in films. Obvi whoever you're fucking likes you or likes the part after enough that they don't mind it.
>>709607304
How'd you get pussy on your cock?
>>709607339
lol. if by at first you mean literally the first time in their life. after that no.
>>709605261
Feels pretty good. Best part is when you're in a mff threesome and both women are cool with you dumping a load in them, teasing each other while your refractory period passes before going again.
>>709607601
Maybe you just have a tiny dick?
>>709607457
First time was with a close female friend of mine and told her I wanted to try, so she let me fuck her. Fell in love with the pussy instantly. Visually they look gross but oh man they feel so good on your cock. A nice slippery fuckhole.
Rest were escorts or random girls I pick up. Being somewhat attractive helps. People couldn't tell I'm gay unless I told them tbh.
better than tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city wanna be fucked on http://smo.do/DrXpfF
>>709605511
i know that feel
>>709607717
I'm pretty gay. Not acting but ability-to-get-a-boner-wise. I never get hard making out with chicks vs almost immediately with dudes. I'm thinking threesome is the way to go. Rapid transfer from his mouth to her vagina.
>>709605261
yeah bruh, never a pussy that good looking but pussy's pussy right?
>>709608010
>tfw a gayfag has made out with girls and im a kissless virgin
teach us your secrets fampai
>>709607339
Bottom fag so I can't speak to how women feel but I honestly like it when a guy starts out a little "too" rough.
>>709605555
Quads confirm
>>709606336
butt is tighter..and dry as fuck, and my wife is in pain the whole time just barely able to manage a smile, so Pretty much I can only enjoy it if I am a sadistic fucker. Ocassionally when she's been drunk shes requested it but even them it hurts too much.
>>709608316
Fuck yeah. I tone it down if a guy isn't feeling it, but seems like at least half prefer it rougher.
>>709606674
Look what happened to Mary.
>>709606442
once anyone learns a dam thing about fucking a lady, they will get that a lady responds more to a good deep pussy fucking, and that shit matters. first time you make a girl cum so hard she squirts all over you, you'll drop the ass fetish and concentrate on what made her do that again.
Anal is all about the taboo and the forbidden feeling. I've only ever given but I can say that nothing made a girl cum harder during a 4 year relationship than a lubed up butt fucking and a good simultaneous clit rub. Anal was a treat where as regular vaginal sex was the norm. Anal is amazing.
>>709609027
awww shit son
>>709609425
ok, i'll grant you the first time with a girl is exciting, but over time it loses that, and you go back to what feels good...oldfag here, obviously
What does getting your balls sucked feel like?
http://youtu.be/ny5i4pwsVf0
>>709605261
o i member
gayfag here
lately I've been curious about trying pussy. whats the best way to go about it?
should I just visit a brothel?
>>709609942
Really intense. Takes a pro not to suck them too hard. I've had to ask people to just lick them before when they put too much suction on them.
>>709605261
I put my dick in a pussy ONCE and I couldn't even feel it. What is wrong with me.
>>709606301
>made by God
>Calls other people dumb...
>>709610077
Overall does it feel pretty good though?
>>709610208
Yeah. Circumcision. What a bummer.
>>709610276
edgelord
>>709610035
Go to a bar.
Chat up a girl.
Tell her you're gay.
Tell her you've never been with a woman.
Tell her you want to try.
She will fuck you. Trust me.
>>709605261
Man, If only my dick worked good.
>>709606336
My GF has a "condition" so her vagina is extra tight acording to her gynecologist.. also she gets insanely wet so it's just way more hot.
I would love to fuck my wife's ass at least once in my life, but I don't think she's ever going to go for it, lol. OTOH, she's recently become cool with me rimming and gently playing with her ass, so I it isn;t entirely out of the question. status quo is great, though - I have no complaints at all.
>>709610208
You probably jerk it with a death grip.
Next time try anal.
>>709610332
Is that why? Goddamn it. If I ever kill myself I'm taking kikes with me first.
>>709610555
Trips confirm. Death to dick cutters.
no. for whatever reason i can only fully enjoy sex if the girl is laid with her stomach down and me fucking her from behind/above, grippin 'er tight.
probably has something to do with the fact that raping gets me diamonds
>>709610432
we should give everyone that condition, it would be a miracle of science
>>709610402
really? it's that easy?
I'm pretty good looking and I've got a big dick, so surely that would help. whores like big dicks don't they?
>>709610790
It really would friend.. she's insanely tight.
>>709605261
sauce plsssssssssssssssss
>>709610490
I dunno man. This shit will start weighing on you. If you want ass and she ain't giving you ass. You might just end up looking at some dirty nigger prostitute's anus. You married her. You deserve to fuck that hole.
>>709610800
Post dick / face?
>>709610924
this isn't soc.
>>709606336
It's tighter for a time. But her hole stretches out and after a while it'll feel really loose. I have done both and i prefer pussy. Especially because if you pull out of a pussy you don't smell ass
>>709605261
No, but there's an alternative option of gay sex.
https://discord.gg/ddDtUSZ
>>709610490
Tell her you are becoming sexually frustrated because of her and you thought marriage was about fulfilling the other's wishes. bitches love psychological pressure.
or just talk to her about it. whatever works best.
>>709611024
ur full of shit about your big dick aren't you?
>>709610035
holy shit..the right one must be Ramsay Bolton's brother!
It must suck to be a virgin
>6'5
loling down at all of you manlets
>>709611151
pics or didnt happen faggot
>>709611119
you seem triggered honey, do you want to talk about it?
>>709611151
I'm laughing at how you attempt sex with a female of average height.
>>709605261
Yup.
>>709605863
you are missing out on so many better feels from a nice tight pussy.
You should try it at least once.
Unless you're scared of straighening out.
>>709611198
Pics of me?
>
>>709611249
No no I like short girls, girlfriend of 11 months was 5'2. Makes already Big Cock look Bigger and her ass small, but her tiddies aint lil
>>709611388
>Pics of me?
NO pictures of the spiderman you fucking retard
>>709611275
I feel like bisex is the master race. I'd like effectively double the humans I can put my cock in. I just feel like I'm not going to like it. Maybe I can try fucking a cute transboy.
>>709611275
I don't think you understand what being gay is. Would you fuck a dude if it meant better orgasms? Better blowjobs, better anything? Didn't think so.
>>709611275
this
pussy is far sweeter than ass ever could be.
but my god girls can be such utter cunts it's almost not worth it.... almost.
>>709606336
only at first and as soon as you get inside the only real tightness you feel is the sphincter, the rectum istelf is not a tight thing.
After a few minutes the sphincter will get used to it and relax so you even lose that tightness.
>Vag>Ass
>>709611474
I'm not putting a picture of myself on this BAsic Tred mon.
>I'm also high as shit so functioning to type isn't easy
>>709611548
then didn't happen. You're not 6'5. Faggot
>>70960633
The major difference is the muscular walls of the vagina. They squeeze back on your dick.
Fucking ass is about the conquering, the ass itself is meh
>>709610035
>>709611132
The left one is now a shemale
>>709611620
For once I'm actually not lieing and this time people don't believe me lmao
>Enjoy the weather down there
>>709611492
>better orgasms
>better blowjobs
>better anything
>assuming I havent tried both
>>709611767
Enjoy never being able to kiss a woman of average height unless you visit a freak show and fall in love with a giraffe.
>>709611632
This
Ass feels good for the first half inch
Pussy feels good the entire way.
>>709611492
>better orgasms? Better blowjobs, better anything?
Any bi guys have anything to say about this? I always heard guys give better head. And nearly all guys will take it up the ass so they have a leg up on women since most won't even consider it. Only real advantage girls would have I assume is bonus hole.
>>709610905
i hear you but we're cool, bro. we've been married a long time and have lots of fun. I don't *need* to fuck her ass, but i'd just like to, someday. she's *finally* cool with me rimming her and playing with it, and that's taken forever. for a long time she had trouble reconciling the "mmmm. that feel good!" with the "ew, I poop from there". I think we're finally past that, but we're gonna take this whole thing super slow. as far as I'm concerned, I've already won all the gold in this game and somehow I've unlocked a new level I thought I'd never get to access. Gonna take my time to map out the terrain before I get too aggressive.
>>709611620
>nobody is 6'5"
>>709612102
Props to you my friend. Butt play is a deal breaker for me. A girl can peg me, finger me, lick my asshole. Whatever she wants to show that it isn't some one way street. I just will not settle for less.
>>709612072
lots of girls take anal
it's just retarded to go for a shitfilled, shit smelling,dry balloon when there's a supertight, wet, doesn't smell like shit pussy half an inch away...
how does "bonus hole" even account for anything? do you somehow have two cocks?
jeeeez you faggots aren't even trying to sound sensible with this fagshit anymore.
>>709611956
actually valid point.
>Counter Arguement
Atleast I can reach womens lips to kiss them without getting on my tip toes
>>709610035
Rape.
>>709611492
I've had some pretty mind-disintegrating blowjobs, and you're telling me you fags can still beat that?
>>709605261
nomnomnom
>>709612327
I'm 6'5
>Love Ross
>>709612102
I'd rather have a wife that brings home girls to 3-way with.
But I think I'd have to marry a camwhore to pull that off.
>>709612446
How could you possibly know until you've tried a same sex blow job? What's holding you back is sexuality. Something that is deeply ingrained.
>>709612579
t'was my point
>>709605511
ur still young dw.
unless you're a land whale
>>709612356
>shitfilled, shit smelling,dry balloon
Are you saying my hentai lied to me?
>>709612368
Implying that anyone shorter than you suffers from dwarfism.
>>709612341
thanks. and yeah, the butt play doesn't need to be a one way street here, either, I'm no hypocrite and am happy to be on the receiving end if she wants. we're in a good spot now, though.
once she got past the gross-out factor, the intimacy of me playing with her butt is a huge turn on for both of us. it's all good.
>>709612356
Bonus hole was refering to girls. They have that mysterious extra one I've never tried.
And I was just asking bruh, what do bi guys think of girls v boys as far as sex. Why are you afraid of the truth?
>>709612894
just you. only dwarfs talk about dwarfism.
>>709605261
Nope
>>709612904
I don't get the gross out factor. Once you're in a relationship you know shit. When one bleeds out the slit Shits out the hole. Pukes out the mouth. The beauty of a relationship is knowing and still fucking.
Nothing like eating a pussy.... Getting it ready for you to smash it!
>>709613411
Virgin detected.
>>709605261
no one has source on this?
>>709605261
getthelube.com
I haven't had my dick inside another human being of the female kind in so damn long that I've forgotten what it feels like.
Hell, I don't even remember what kissing or cuddling is like.
>>709605261
can you people stop talking about gay sex and post a source on op's webm already?!?!
>>709613384
that was just part of how she was raised.
she's move past that and is enjoying the butt play we've been doing recently. we're both happy, it's all good.
>>709605261
like sand paper, right?
>>709612648
of course I wouldn't know, that's why I'm asking.
I'd probably let a dude blow me if he looked nice enough, and also understood that I wouldn't go any further.
>>709614170
You say that now. I truly hope you're satisfied but certain cravings will eventually eat you up inside. Maybe your relationship is stronger than that. We are all animals inside. Sometimes if we don't get to kill/fuck/eat/torture our prey in certain ways, we become wild.
>>709605261
you mean that feeling when the bitch won't speed up because "it's tiring, don't you rather be on top, my legs hurt"?
Fuck that shit, man...
>>709614293
Welcome to world of bisexuality. He'll be up in your sweet anus in no time. That's a good thing. You sexy faggot. Embrace your desires faggot.
>>709614552
>it's tiring, don't you rather be on top, my legs hurt
said no girl ever
>>709614552
Wat the fuck are you talking about you 12 yo faggot?
>>709615202
>12
youre giving him way too much credit, he's 10yo at the most, likely rides the short bus also
>>709611534
This
>>709615008
i'm not the dude, but i've never fucked a girl with any sort of strength in her body ever. none of them have been able to ride for more than just a few minutes before they got tired.
>>709614585
I'd be allowing the bj for science to really determine if this myth about fags being the best dick suckers is true. I've so far had petite girls and big girls. Mostly white but one was brown. Big girls can definitely suck a dick, that's for sure, and the brown girl was amazing at it.
Just need to try black girls, asian girls, and gay dudes to finish my research.
Doesn't make me bi or willing to have anything in my ass.
>>709615439
>i've never fucked a girl
fixd
Why don't all you faggots just suck dick and shut the fuck up and all you other faggots post more pussy and shit.
You know, hearing people talk about real sex, I'm not sure I even want to have it anymore. I'd rather just kiss, snuggle, and hold hands if that's okay with her.
>>709605261
No, cause I cum really quick.
>>709615591
>anon being edgy
oh, goody, this again, this never gets old.
>>709605555
What a waste of quads.
>>709615811
lol u mad. stay in school, kiddo
>>709615983
Not him, but STFU. Nobody cares that your wigger ass finally found a sweathog that will have sex with you.
>>709607108
That can be a part of it, sometimes, but if its all you enjoy, there's probably something wrong with you.
>>709609665
> i'll grant you the first time with a girl is exciting, but over time it loses that
Maybe if you're a fucking bore. That's like saying fucking a vagina gets boring after a while. They both feel good, so why would one get boring? I've been fucking my ex for over 20 years and every hole is still a winner. Girls who don't like anal bore the shit out of me.
>>709616211
He already admitted to being a faggot, and you're wondering if something is wrong with him...
>>709610330
Personally, I hate it. It's too sensitive.
>>709616076
you obviously care or you wouldnt have got mad and replied.
>>709616211
Not the opportunity but I get off to the girl not being able to take it in the pussy
>>709616336
Okay i'll rephrase: NOBODY CARES that you finally found some fatty to slurp on your pimply ass
>>709616336
Nobody is impressed with you having sex. Do you know how many people have had sex? It's a real fucking lot.
>>709605511
this is a feel i know
>>709612072
Jesus what is wrong with you autistic faggots? Part of sex is looking at the beautiful woman doing it. I don't want to look at some dude slobbing my cock. I cum just fine with a girl on my dick. I don't give a shit if a dude has better technique. That's not a valid argument. The end result if sex shouldn't be how quick you nutted.
>>709606595
>>709610276
I love you /b/
>>709606030
ass feels way better than pussy imo
>>709616719
>your faggot opinion.
>>709616437
>>709616482
I havent seen this much mad on /b/ for a long time. but you are probably just tired and cranky, you should go to bed, you guys have a long day of 4th grade tomorrow. did u study for your spelling test?
>>709616810
I'm not even mad. Just annoyed and disgusted.
>>709608598
lube, nigger. google it.
>>709605261
wowgirls - nikia youre the boss
>>709616907
lol nice maximum damage control!!1!
>>709610035
that looks like bo burnham on the right lol
>>709616719
Who the hell ass though? A pussy was made to fit a man's cock like a glove. And fuck any of you who suggest we were not made. Go fuck yourselves and your mother's arse for having shitted you into existence. But who in the fucking hell craves shoving their cock into some person's ass, to say even less of shoving your cock into some guy's shitty, smelly, funky, farting, needle worm filled asshole. Faggots could eat shit, but for a guy to Wantingly or preferably shove his cock into a woman's smelly arse when her pussy is right there, is fucking insane.
>>709613611
ikr? only reason im here tbh
>>709605261
http://www.porntrex.com/video/16370/nikia-youre-the-boss
>>709616994
Even pretending I'm mad doesn't make me mad. You on the other hand sound hysterical.
>>709616934
>>709617238
THANK YOU
that site (wowgirls) has so many hot (slavic?) girls it's amazing, but screw paying
>>709617310
cool story bro
>>709616263
I'm sure he's talking about having a variety of different women can be more exciting than the same girl over a period of time. It's always fun putting your dick in some strange, provided you carry condoms because I am fucking paranoid about STDs.
Yeah...I miss it. I miss it so much
>>709605261
thats exactly what it was like fucking my ex every time.. god i miss that girl
>>709610555
no, im uncirmucised and it just feels different from masturbation, if you quit jerking it so much or jerk it with your other hand more, make your dick not get too comfortable with your main hand and you will see.
>>709605261
Yea, I remember my first time.
I was 15 and my sister was 13 and one day she entered my room when I was playing Festers Quest on NES.
She was horney and just walked up and place her in my field of vision and lifted her dress and showed me did not have any panties.
She ended up riding me and I just could not hold back, so while Festers Quest overword music was playing I gave her a creampie. She did not notice at first but she got really scared when she did and freaked out, hit me in the head and started accuse me of trying to make her pregnant.
>>709617777
checked mang
>>709610800
>>709611224
>really its that easy
>honey
guess it was harder for you to ask a man to fuck you in the ass.
>>709610800
>good looking
>big dick
>"its that easy?"
>>709617238
>>709616934
/thread
>>709612921
oh then idk
i would assume they're the same?
>>709610924
>poorly disguised request for dicks
