What is the strangest thing(s) that you do alone?
Sleep with my 15 year old blankey
Squeeze my zits and smell them
Sniff my balls
Suck my own cock
The usual
>>709601806
By "sleep with" you mean "fuck"?
>>709601965
No, well at least I'm not that far gone yet.
>>709601731
Pick my nose constantly
Sleep with a daki
Listen to music and dance to mikus
>>709601731
Sing the Opera.
>>709601731
sauce?
>>709601731
Fap to hyperscat porn.
>>709603111
It's a pic of that chick who plays Sansa Stark in GoT. Damn I'd love to fuck her too
I like to smell my own farts. I'll rip ass and waft it up to my face. Like even the terrible ones I enjoy.
>>709601731
after i take my contacts out i eat them. i eat paper sometimes too.
For the past 8 years I've had this habit of putting a carrot in my ass for like 20mins while I watch youtube or something and then eating it afterwards.Its not a sexual thing its just a habit. I'm pretty normal other than that.
>>709601731
Live
A few hours after I take a shit and wipe whatever I can, I wait for the shit that gets stuck in my ass hair to dry and pull the clumps of hair out. It feels good, but it makes me feel really disgusting for doing it, so I always immediately wash my hands in shame.
>>709601731
Nightly I jerk it to pictures I take of myself.
>>709601731
Pretend there's small grade battles happening when I'm taking a shit or showering. Complete with sound effects.
>>709601731
Samm
>>709601731
Masturbate in the missionary position with the sole purpose to procreate.
>>709603183
what's the difference between scat and hyperscat?
Is there just more shit involved?
>>709604710
Yes, pretty much. I like really huge turds.
>>709601826
>suck my own cock
wish i could do that
>>709601731
Try to time a sneeze when cumming
>>709601731
make faces in the mirror for hours
Redraw a map of my city's bus routes.
>>709603582
I really wish I could watch a Freudian Psychoanalyst pick your brain. Brings anal retentive to a new level
make subtitles for youtube.
>>709605751
not very exciting.
>>709604444
nice quads
I sometimes get dressed in really whorish looking outfits and go on omegle and try to get guys to jack off to me. After fucking myself with a dildo for them for hours I get off and choke myself/jerk off then go to sleep.
What am I doing with my life?
>>709601731
Go on >>/b/
>>709605627
That's just awesome.
>>709605763
Why?
>>709605751
also sit on omegle in spare time
>>709606013
holy shit, I do that too!!!
>>709603879
post a couple so you won't be the only one
>>709601806
Me to my dude! I think mines around 18ish years old though.
>>709605967
Are you a girl?
4chan.org/b/
>>709606646
What is this facebook? Fuck no I'm not.
>>709605967
How could anyone masturbate to that ass?
I like to lay down in my shower with the lights off and a towel over my face.
>>709606728
idk ask the people on omegle.
>>709606702
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh haha
>>709606737
with the shower running?
>>709601731
Pose every time im alone and do weird forms with my hands
>>709606814
That looks better the other one was pimple or something
>>709601731
Stuck a tampon up my ass last night cause I was bored
>>709606882
Yeah it's because of the shaving stuff I use. It makes my ass break out really fucking badly.
>>709606702
Fucking white people
>>709606846
yes water running i can draw in paint if your having a hard time picturing
I've created a soap opera-esque story in my head that's been running for 12 years. When I'm bored and alone I just start thinking about the characters and come up with new stories about them. I've never told anyone about it.
>>709607006
draw me a picture pls
>>709606971
What can I say? I like the attention. I would seriously be someone's personal camwhore if they asked me to.
I sometimes leave my bathroom sink running for the sole purpose of running up a high water bill that I don't pay for. Think I've left it running over night a few times now.
>I'm a renter.
>Water is included in rent.
>>709602185
I fuck my 15 year old blankey ;-;
>>709607098
Are you trans or just a drag queen
>>709607314
He's mentally ill
>>709607314
I wanna transition, but I promised my grandma I'd wait it out until I was done with college first. So trans I guess?
>>709607380
This is probably the closest and most right answer.
>>709607424
What about your father? Did he never beat any sense into you?
>>709607076
its a shower with a seat thing and I lay in the bottom, lights off. so relaxing. steam towel on face. sometimes music but mostly not just sound of water
>>709607762
seems relaxing as fuck
>>709607692
Nope, he was pretty cool with all this. Now my mom on the other hand doesn't even know.
>>709607762
I think I'm going to try a small variant of this. Seems comfy fam
>>709607956
>Nope, he was pretty cool with all this
What a bad parent.
>>709608063
That's where I'll call you a fucking nigger. He has gone through a lot of shit in his life, and still been able to tend to me and my siblings and our dumb problems like this.
My mom tried ripping everything away from him and tried ruining his life and he still made it through that shit.
He was always there for us when we needed help with anything and spent time with us like fathers should.
>>709607950
>>709608005
just maybe set an alarm on your phone or something.. it is s uper relaxing and you dont wanna doze off and have a crazy water bill or take an hour long shower. imo this is one of the most physically comfy things, about on par with crawling into bed after a long day or on a cold rainy/snowy day.
>>709607956
whip it out bitch
>>709607762
try it facing the other way
>>709608304
Your dumb problem is caused by you giving in to your delusions.
>>709608431
Whip out my dick?
Say the same random things over and over again and weird moves
>>709608498
Well I don't really consider myself delusional. I know I'm a guy, I just like dressing up as a girl because I get attention.
It's not hard to understand, I also like the feel of it. I like pleasing other guys.
I always thought that when I see people saying stuff like your saying it's just you trying to rationalize why faggots think they way they do.
And by saying they are just delusional is the easiest way to. They obviously know they will never be a girl no matter the surgery.
That's why some faggots kill themselves.
>>709608487
you cant waterboard yourself. I was curious and tried but it doesnt really work in a shower by yourself. but i appreciate the tip.
also when I was really little i used to lay down outside my parents shower and listen to water. and fall asleep I know you dudes are gonna sexualize that but I always found ths sound and heat/steam of showers to be really comforting. and i still do. and im gonna take one of my weird ass showers right now
adios
>>709608713
>I just like dressing up as a girl because I get attention.
Yet you want to transition. So you're gonna mutilate yourself all for the sake of attention.
i trust in humanity
-but usually the feeling goes away fast
>>709608713
KYS faggot
>>709604444
Quads makes it make sense
>wake up at 5pm
>play vidya until 4am
>watch shows until 8am
>go to sleep
>repeat for six months
Two years ago I would've been disgusted with myself. I don't know why, but I'm perfectly content with my lifestyle right now.
>>709603355
same. mine smell so goodddd.
>>709608849
Mutilation in terms of hormones. I'm not getting my dick chopped. And not entirely for attention. A lot for attention but also because its another thing that makes me feel comfortable until I inevitably die. I'd rather live comfortably then live always being angry at myself and everyone around me and on the internet.
>>709605600
It's actually not that great tbh
>>709608487
zozzle!
>>709609049
>Mutilation in terms of hormones
Drug diets are not good for your mind.
>>709601731
I pray for you. That is the strangest thing I do.
>>709607174
>inb4 anon gets screwed over by his landlord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rMNPaNThYM
scream in anguish at the top of my lungs
pretend my cat cares if i live or die
contemplate suicide
shitpost
cry
>>709609122
I don't really see a lot of things good for you mind.
Being on an image board full of people that dwell on the hate in their lives isn't healthy for your mind. But we both do it anyways :^)
>>709609283
It makes more sense to hate something then be in denial of reality.
>>709609353
Ahh I see the error of my ways.
When my girlfriend is not home, i help out female classmates with their homework by phone.
I jerk to their voices
>I uses to play a game with myself where the goal was to pull out my cock as early as possible before reaching the toilet to take a piss without anyone noticing.
>Stopped after I got caught a few times by family and friends (I wasn't a smart child)
>Now I just don't use toilets anymore to take a piss. I prefer the sink or the tub.
>>709608809
That sounds comfy as fuck dude
>>709601731
imagine fucking that while she licks your balls and bunghole. you can sit on her face and she can ride you at the same time.
when my girlfriend isn't in the mood for sex I wait till she sleeps then sneak into the bathroom search for dirty panties in the laundry and cum in them
>she still lives with her parents and her mother washes her clothes
>pic related
>>709609782
>sink or the tub
Wtf is wrong with you. Why??
>>709610147
My mom used to bother me about piss getting everywhere since I refused to sit while peeing so I starded pissing in the sink because it was higher and had less splashback. It was faster and I got used to it.
well after reading this thread, my habit of jerking off while sniffing my step daughters panties doesn't seem so shameful.
You are a bunch of weirdos.
>>709606955
kek
>>709610383
Same
If I can get away with it and it's not freezing outside, I will always try to go pee outside in the middle of the night. I live in a city so it's pretty hard. I've usually found places to do it near elementary schools that are closed for the night.
I kinda get off on it for some reason.
The second nobody is around, I literally talk out loud as if I am having a legitement convo with myself. All of my thoughts become spoken, and I laugh, etc.. Idek.
>>709601731
I can't fall asleep unless I think about mind controlling women I know and raping them. I think I'm a sick fuck.
>>709611161
Similar to this, but what I do is start giving pretend speeches about things as if somebody is interviewing me. I'll just talk about shit like my favorite video games or books, but I do so very professionally and eloquently, like I was actually being broadcast to people who wanted to learn something. It's very weird.
>>709611555
(OP of post you replied to) YES! Every night before bed I talk to (whomever) and go over what I did during the day either video games, work, public, whatever... and in the morning while making breakfast I talk about my plans for the day. Literally can't control myself haha
>>709611187
Kill yourself
One of my favorite things to do when alone is your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post
Gross one but
When I cough up a solid piece of phlegm, if I'm alone and especially if I'm in the shower, I will spit it into my hands and play with it for a while. I do usually wash my hands afterwards.
>>709601731
Dispose of the last person I was with.
Ha! Gino..
>>709601731
lose my autism
>>709612118
fuck you
>>709612118
Old meme
>>709612365
What the fuck
>>709612524
this is b's new adventure...
bump
>>709612118
fuck you
>>709601731
Uh, I dunno.
After reading some of the other shit, I feel like a fucking normie.
I guess the weirdest thing I do alone is anally masturbate with a huge dildo that I stole.
I used to smell my friend's ex's stolen panties and jerk off to it. I think I'm above that stuff now though.
Shower in complete darkness, that shit is relaxing as fuck.
Also anal stimulation when I beat off, shit feels good 'yo.
>>709615123
wait til you try the anal stimulation without beating off
>>709615327
kek
I walk around in my yoga/compression pants. Their made for dudes and they make me feel fit AF even though I skip my share of leg days.
>>709607956
He sounds like a good guy, anon.
>>709607061
ever thought of writing?
>>709612524
Scotland?
>>709607098
Was your name Garrett?
>>709601731
I go on omegel looking for sex
>>709601731
jackoff 14-15 times a day
procrastinate hours on end, get nothing done
watch youtube most of the day
jackoff a few more times
smell my crotch with my finger
drink orange juice straight from the bottle
take a shit
repeat
the only happiness in my life is the feel of jacking off
eat my own cum and fuck my ass
>>709618371
>drink orange juice straight from the bottle
jesus christ
>>709601731
i eat untoasted eggo waffles, and randomly turn my neighbour's lights on and off
>>709601731
edge for hours while eating my own precum
i once ate a virginia smoke bomb
>>709619754
>implying this is strange
>>709612118
Hey, hurry up! You've gotta go get ready for school.
>stupidest fucking thing to hit the Internet since nana would send me those via email.
>your mom is cheating on your dad with your uncle bob
>>709618371
>drink orange juice straight from the bottle
>>709610383
>>709610914
same here
>>709605967
I didn't get the photo on the first view.
Thought there were two asses shown.
>>709605600
maybe if you weren't a fucking ham planet you could
>>709604444
holy shit check'd
>>709608713
skype ?
>>709609283
source on that gif, im looking for something better than the old gay anime like pico boku no something
when Im sitting on the toilet Im picking my sack hairs, one at a time. The pain actually feels kinda good.
Also I never ever wash my hands after toiltet. Not even if the toilet paper breaks and there was visible shit on my fingers, I just wipe it off with more toilet paper.
sometime i say memes out loud, whenever i read/see something funny on the internet. Ex. Ayyylmao, uwotm8.
Help me
photoshop my sister's face into porn then beat my dick like it owes me money
>>709605889
At least that's being productive
>>709610383
Started pissing in the sink because of 4chan, don't have to flush or wash hands, just piss then turn on the faucet to rince it down
>>709605763
Nice, I might have to do this. I like to play Mini Metro so I'd imagine it's about as fun.
>>709607098
Yo, if you've got snapchat add me, captaincancer
>>709601731
i do ordinary things in a strange way
>>709607762
I do this when I'm hungover. Bottle of cold water within reach and it makes me feel way better
>>709612118
Damn you...
>>709612118
fuck you, here's my reply fag8
>>709612118
suck a bag of dicks
1) had a fly that was in my room, slapped it but it didn't die, so i put it on the tip of my dick to see what it would feel like
2) using a vacuum cleaner to suck up my own dick multiple times as a teen
3) jacked off in a parking lot in the middle of the night
>>709601731
Suck the cum out of my own cock
Dress up in my sisters clothes and use her/my dildos
Let the dog fuck my ass
Lay in bed literally all day like a piece of shit and go back and forth between anime and YouTube.
Then at around 11 - 12 I start playing Bf1 or rocket league then go back to weeb shit/YouTube then back on vidya to about 4 am.
I then browse /b/ as I am now for 30 minutes and go to sleep, wake up around 1 and start the horrible depressing cycle again.
>>709624713
how was the dog ass fucking? are you gay and did you lube up?
>>709624713
>H e r / m y d i l d o
>>709605164
Any links?
>>709601731
existing
>>709624837
Amen, brother, amen!
>>709607061
Write that shit in a blog anon. $$$$
>>709609448
inception snake
Almost every other day I go to my liquor store and buy an instant lunch beef teriyaki and a Four Loko.
While the lunch is getting ready with the hot water I drink a good bit of it to get nice and tipsy.
Then I add lemon, Valentina hot sauce, and salt to the teriyaki noodles and eat it while knocking back the four loko.
I'm nice and drunk for the rest of the day till around 4 pm and sleep with a pounding headache.
It's fucking awful.
post on 4chan
If I'm drunk and alone I'll shit on somebody's doorstep, sometimes people I know/like.
I also pretend to be Jim Ross commentating on the Road Dawggg
>>709624203
Did you get added? I want more too add me Redishbluu on snapchat
>>709609279
I lol'd
>>709607098
Pls cam whore for me
>>709607424
Damn, what's your Skype? I want you, you're hot. Be my camwhore
>>709606814
Can I fuck you?
>>709611161
Same
>>709620270
How did you feel afterwards?
Have conversations with myself
>>709625441
Now this i can respect. Do you have a job?
>>709611555
SAME!!!
It feels good to pretend the world cares!
Also, nice trips m80
I know other people have put it here, but 4chan. Love you fags, but we're all degenerates.
>>709612118
kys
>>709626382
Yeah shit gets in the way of it that's why I said almost every day.
>>709626830
I have a hip flask that I fill with whiskey and drink after work every day. Its the perfect amount
>>709601731
When i jerk off after i bust a nut i like to slowly and firmly jerk right under the head while making my cock throb for about 30 seconds then i jerk off real quick n im able to bust again and the second n third time around it feels better and better i do this while im alone cause im scared my wife will think its weird!!!
>>709601826
Please elaborate and how you achieved a self blow job
>>709626932
I'm not that anon but it's just poor posture from years in a computer chair. It's not that hard, and severely overrated. at the end of the day, you're still sucking a dick.
>>709626915
Nicely done. Same reason I get the four loko, knocks me on my ass every time without fail.
>>709620270
Please explain that picture. I am from virginia and have no clue what that is
>>709627012
pros of achieving that:
-getting dick sucked
cons of achieving that:
-overrated
-bad posture, possibly fucked up long term
-won't be able to go too quickly, tire yourself out
-get hooked on that, stay a virgin forever
>>709627070
Psst, it's shit posting.
Sniffing my own black ankle socks when im horny ~~~
>>709627437
disgusting
>>709606702
What happening here so much gay .....
>>709623832
yeah and then it stinks
you disgusting fucks
sometimes i think about embarrasing memories and yell out FUCK or sometimes its not even a word just like AAAAAAAAAAA
