Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>709583508
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly,No oversexualised content
>>709595692
Doesn't even matter cause the thread will soon be dead.
>>709595716
Wew.
klonata :o
>>709595344
It's still another Kirby track though, and brawl had Kirby everywhere.
>>709595426
What do you mean? i though you unlock it by collecting 1000 coins in the coin brawl or something like that, i remember unlocking it, and i believe it's in smash 4 from the start.
This one right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQmXGxfi4vw
Though i may be thinking of the Marx theme here.
>>709595693
Whatever, as long as it isn't gross.
And it really is, also as the other anon mentioned Zero Two's theme is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFZHQZFd1Bw
>>709595692
C'mon lil' smug
I know you're enjoying this!
>>709596062
I want to cum on her feet.
>>709596057
Here's a a new one! No petting for you
>>709596094
I want to enjoy the taste of poutine ;_;
klonata a slööt
>>709596206
meant for
>>709596062
:o
>>709595793
Niiiiice, same exact one.
my broooo
>>709595566
The last yuno is a really decent one. I feel sorry for 2nd world however
>>709596191
If you won't pet me, then no cute pictures for you.
>>709596191
I know I can enjoy it
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>709595839
I can find something else if that doesn't suit you ;)
I mean i had today and yesterday off but in general I've been working. But i mostly work 32-40 a week.
>>709596068
I wouldn't really know, i don't really listen to it.
>>709596565
a cute
>>709596565
I want to cum inside that nose.
>>709596173
why not my mouth?
>>709596206
>>709596259
I'm on my phone who is this? :o
I love my wife.
>>709596788
i wonder who :o
>>709596565
Long time no see, you the Kirino i spoke to?
>>709596569
Oh, have you played the games?
Claim
>>709596788
Why not both?
>>709596639
How and when did this start again?
>>709596694
Not entirely sure if you'd be able to do that. But you never know.
>>709596966
Yeah, its been a while Nui. As far as I know I'm the only person who claims her.
How's life been treating you?
Accidental reply to you, Baguette, my bad.
>>709596966
No... Not yet anyway
>>709597247
around 3? months ago
I don't remember how it started
I want to lay down naked with my boyfriend as he strokes my cock and makes me cum ;-;
>>709597247
toppest of tiers
>always online on the worst times
>>709596392
Can i boop?
>>709596404
>404 get
You ass fuck ;_;
>>709596569
Sure. Let's see some
Oh so full time eh? Plan on going to school dude?
>>709596808
Waifu*
Orange, come close for me. Ill give you one of my PAX passes.
>>709597451
love me yuno
>>709597606
Rolling for those delicious thighs.
C'mon trips!
>>709597644
close enough.
>>709597528
>
>>709597644
Try harder
>>709597607
i wish yuno would love me ;-;
>>709596961
Must resist urge to post cute...
>At least for another post.
>>709597528
Pet me first. Then boops.
Frieza is best girl
>>709597703
I want you to shove your heel into my stomach and tease me with those beautiful legs of yours, berating me as you do t.
>>709597390
Longer than I thought then.
Been up to much today Sachii? Besides posting here of course.
>>709597503
Thank you.
>>always online on the worst times
Well Australian timezones dont really work well with other countries. Jibril, correct?
>>709597606
Yo, I'm seriously considering it. How did you get another one?
>>709597868
Getting closer
>>709597427
Please no~
>>709597528
Ok if you insist
>
Yeah full time.
>Tmw all you did in high school was mess around and barley passed 70% of your classes.
I doubt it
GAS THE WEEBS
>>709597247
It's been decent, things are the same as usual.
How about you?
>>709597379
Oh, you really should then, i suppose you should start with Super Star Ultra or Robobot.
But it's always amazing.
>>709597607
>>709597722
which yuno
>>709597427
I want you to jack me off with your feet.
>>709597887
Its my byoc pass. Allows me my laptop instead of their rig. Though if I had the cash spare Id torally buy you a Saturday pass.
>>709597887
>Jibril, correct?
yes
>i was too tired to remove the ns bullshit
but yes
>tfw when your sexual fantasies with rory-sama will never come to fruition.
>>709597936
>>709598061
only koijomi kushee can do this for me c:
and only I can do it for him ;-;
GAS THE WEEBS FOR THE EMPEROR
>>709597914
Shinoa. That's why.
>>709598260
Trump's gonna loose.
Waka waka.
GAS THE WEEBS FOR LORD TRUMP
>>709598223
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
>>709598445
>>709598223
Well. You're getting there.
>>709597887
eh not really
just been here
>>709598051
all the yunos
none of them love me :(
>>709598252
can i not do it? :o
GAS THE WEEBS AND HILLARY SUPPORTERS
Greetings my fellow weebs.
>>709597999
Nice trips, but atleast try for a better resolution.
>>709598004
Sounds about the same on my end to be honest. Just the usual work and studying, the permanent juggle. But I'm finishing up in about 3 weeks, and then I'm free. Seriously looking forward to that.
>>709598076
Fuuck. What day are you going down? If I was going to make it, I'd pretty much have to fly down like now.
>>709598209
Oh well. I haven't really seen you around in ages, I probably just catch you at bad times like you said. What time is it for you?
>>709598576
Sounds about right.
PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
>>709598576
you can watch him fuck me ;-;
>>709597936
I just adore your outfit c:
>>709598777
Trips
Holy buggering starfish!
>>709598537
Oh Rory-sama, why must you tease me so.
>>709598721
Next weekend. I arrive on Friday morning, and I can head directly to PAX when I get to Melbourne.
KNEEL WEEBS AND PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR THAT YOU MIGHT BE SPAIRED
>>709598836
im not into cuckolding ;-;
>>709598576
I'm not yuno though anon.
I'll like you but not love since I can only love yuno.
>>709598777
KEK WILLS IT!
>>709597703
>
>>709597784
>must resist urge to post cute
Lemme help you! No petting :)
>>709597936
I love maids! Any cute art?
Community College then cause that's still bare minimum
>>709598272
What did i say about intimidating glares? Wanna make that 2 weeks of no petting?
>>709597528
I use either or, but I've noticed I've been saying "wife" a lot lately.
Maybe I should just spell it out as "waif" from now on.
>>709598933
Can I have another hug yuno
My waifu is a lovely girl.
>>709598777
TRIPS ARE A SIGN OF HIS DIVINITY PRAISE BE ONTO LORD TRUMP
>>709598978
>
>>709598883
Keep trying bucko
>>709598252
I thought you already had a boyfriend before Komiji :o
>>709598004
If i ever get a chance to i will
>tmw you almost never have free time
>>709598252
Then why do you always flirt with me and the other waifu's?~
>>709598836
T-thanks~
>>709598978
I have this one. There's others but this is one of the better quality ones i have
Oh yeah i forgot about community college. I shall consider it
Please believe that when I leave
There's nothing up my sleeve but love for you
And a little time to get my head together too
>>709598933
:c
hug me yuno
>>709598985
isn't waifu just a word for 2d wife?
i call sachi my wife :o
>>709598925
miku is c:
rawling
>>709598893
Oh actually. I thought PAX was this weekend, woops. Next weekend huh. I'll see what I can do. I'm a bit busy on Friday but I should be able to fly down if nothing comes up. Right now, funds are kinda tight, but I'll see if I can come up with something.
t
>>709598721
Oh, well that's a shame but it's great that you'll have some time to yourself.
>>709599206
Well i hope you can do it soon enough, it's amazing!
>>709599192
I'm your sex slave c;
>>709599206
just casual fun flirting :o
>>709598997
2 off from trips so close. -hugs-
>>709599255
dubs -light hug-
>>709599309
Im working literally every day up to PAX right now. Helping out the boss on Sunday for that sweet extra 5 hours cash. I love my payment methods, but Id have to get your ticket via paypal, and I only got 150 to spare rn.
>finding non thigh pics is hard
>>709599554
Off by one for the third time in one thread.
About ready to off myself now.
>>709599255
It is. I suppose I'll just go with wife from now on.
Or waif. Iunno.
>>709598985
Maybe you just want a wife. Like all of us. But hey, who am I to stop you from saying how you say it?
>>709599183
>
>>709599206
Bed robes are good but maids are a special thing to me for some odd reason
You should! I believe in you and do you have a dream career?
>>709599527
I'll roll so I can get a hug from you as well yuno.
I won't give up.
>koto claimed
Train
is
amazing
HNGGG trips
>>709599589
Happens to me all the time. I've been one off from dubs, trips and quads in the same thread aswell
>>709599858
What?
>>709599448
But what if i already have a senpai?~
>>709599663
I only have the one maid pic.
How about this?
>
Thanks smugs. And no not in particular. Which is why i haven't gone to school yet
>>709599589
>>709599914
The band Train.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxqnFJ3lp5k
>>709599940
Don't mock me..
>>709599663
The thing is, I don't want just A wife, I want her as my wife.
>>709600013
Oh, I see.
>get
>>709598272
If you want to get back at Shinoa, you can always start the bunny posting?
>>709599908
Guess the card's just aren't in our favor lately.
>>709599586
I really would not want you to buy me anything, kek. I'd seriously feel guilty about it, keep that money for yourself, nothing is really set in stone at the moment really.
>>709600184
>dubs at least please
Who is a good and pure waifu?
I'm looking to fill the void.
>>709600217
Koishi.
>>709600212
aight.
>>709600184
>Lately
>>709600267
2hu 4 me
I want a blonde.
>>709600333
You owe me, Rory-sama.
>>709600209
I wouldnt want you to spend a day at Melbourne just to meet me. And its my Slav heritage coming through, I wouldnt let you leave without threatening to hit you for not accepting anything.
>>709600484
Fine.
>>709598721
>What time is it for you?
7 in the morning
i do see you almost every day posting before i get to work, and i've posted plenty too, for my standards
>I haven't really seen you around in ages
i was never gone, though some still believe it because i lack the time to join the australian shift
>>709600393
Would Jolyne Kujo count?
good night :o
had a good fap c:
cock milking is a big turn on!
>>709600647
She's pretty good, but is she Pure?
>>709600819
Have the turbo shit Tuka.
>>709600587
Going to PAX obviously would be the main point, but meeting another waifufag would be pretty neat I guess.
>I wouldnt let you leave without threatening to hit you for not accepting anything.
Classic.
>>709600599
Damn, I hope you slept enough then.
>i've posted plenty too, for my standards
Ah well, I guess I'm just blind then.
I probably am to be honest.
I'll catch you guys later, friend is pestering me to go smoke cones with him, so I'll see you guys later. Have a good one.
>>709600891
Perfect.
I approve.
>>709600904
Hey, my grandmother actually beat me while my mum was listening on speakerphone because I didnt accept a 50.
>>709600888
Now that you've gotten them, they come in droves. Welcome to /waifu/ magic.
>>709600819
I view her that way, but she's bit of a delinquent yet someone you can respect, kinda like spidey sometimes.
>>709600904
>Ah well, I guess I'm just blind then.
>I probably am to be honest.
you're misunderstanding, i have posted once each time i saw you, and it was always the same (toppest of tiers)
it's not like i post much, i mostly just answer when someone asks for me or i anon-post into random conversations
>>709601206
Hmmm,
>>709601073
Thank you. I'm satisfied for now, g'night.
>>709599940
Aw rip me. NO
You're welcome dude! Time to save up with your work! And while you're at it, you can think of choices
>>709600046
>
>>709600132
NO PLEASE
>>709601387
Also her abilities may appeal to you somewhat.
>>709600064
We all do, dude. We all do
>>709595944
https://youtu.be/EZkbKQO_KwA
>>709601970
I won't
Claiming Nico.
My kitten
>>709602310
Give me one good reason to watch Love Live.
That's what she is from right? Love Live?
Reminder, it has be a good reason.
>>709602437
Watch this. Its less a waste of time.
https://youtu.be/U8YJGwsuJn8
>>709602437
I think they do the Idol anime genre right.
The charterers, story line is engaging. You'll finish the anime feeling like you went through everything with them.
I cried during the last ep, no joke.
Honestly, you may think it's just waifu du jure, but it's more than that.
Great pic btw.
>>709602727
The only thing I liked about Gate was the reference to Apocalypse Now.
>>709602909
Thats because you're waifu a shit.
>>709602766
Nope. Not sold. Nice try tho.
Alright/waifu/, waifu Juvia says it's time for bed. Goodnight.
>>709603015
It's really up to your personal preference.
I don't think anything I could say would make you want to watch it.
>>709603010
Show some respect. Don't talk bad about my sweet little waifu.
>>709603163
Goodnight
>>709603189
Forgot my pic!
>>709603234
That was a good thing though
>>709602215
Why are we doing this again? Lol
>>709602274
Yay
>>709602310
A nico you say? I'm more of a kotori guy
>>709603163
Goodnight Juvia
>>709603303
>>709603263
Hmmm, sure.
I love her just as much as you love your waifu, so don't pick on her.
>>709603189
>>709603234
To be honest I haven't watched a lot of idol shit.
I watched Key the Metal Idol but does that really count?
Also K-On!
Probably the stupidest shit I ever watched but I'm a sucker for cgdct.
>>709603390
No idea.
>>709603445
>smug
>>709603430
Nico is just jailbait as far as Im concerned.
here
>>709603445
That's me
>>709603611
Oh. Bored at work perhaps. Slow day?
Worst threads on b
>>709603390
Bird is great.
>>709603431
To each his own. Key the Metal Idol probably doesn't count.
You don't watch idol shit for serious plot lines, you watch to just chill.
>>709603611
Says the guy who waifued Rory Mercury. There's an irony with that post I hope you can see.
>>709603666
Jesus loves you.
better than tinder! plenty of horny bitches of your city on http://smo.do/DrXpfF
>he watches anime
>he's older than 10
>>709603857
>b
You need to burn down ya gaddam house!
Fuck you autistic virgins
>>709603874
That is all anime for me. Tune in, shut off.
>>709603852
Slow end. Just cleaning fryers.
>>709603874
>watched GATE
>Rory is just jailbait
Pick one.
>mfw you can hear the mouth breathing and smell the lack of hygiene in these dismal pits of autism
>>709603857
Ignoring all the trap threads, dick rate threads, loli threads, kik (and other social media) threads, meetup threads, porn threads, personal army threads and other threads that aren't random and should be on other boards then yes, this is the worst thread on /b/.
>>709602043
I do hope that we will domesticate genetically engineered catgirls in the future. That way she will be in this physical realm and I can wed her!
better than tinder! plenty of horny young sluts of your city on http://smo.do/DrXpfF
I love how the shitposters are hypocrites.
>your crush when she finds out you watch anime/ post in these threads
>>709604005
You're just salty that you'll never get your wizard powers.
>>709604018
Yup.
>>709604116
>b-but she's like 960 years old.
Ok, sure.
>>709604005
post vol 2
>>709604301
My waifu is my crush.
>>709604196
There's a board for this, it's called /a/. But you /a/utists are too fucking retarded to post there. Everyone on this board cringes at you lonely virgin sacks of dog shit
>>709604432
We're not allowed on /a/ though
>>709604305
If you watched it, you would know its a major plot point. For every single arc. And in the manga.
Nico is literally a meme machine. Prove me wrong.
>>709604432
>/a/
Wrong. These threads do not actually discuss anime.
They belong more on /jp/
Jesus faggot, learn how 4chan works before you start throwing boards under the bus.
>>709604513
Autism speaks a special language called WhatTheFuckAreYouEvenSaying
The only thing separating you eternal virgins from the barrel of your dads gun is autistic Japanese cartoons
>everyone in this thread xd
>>709604549
Brah I can smell your greasy hair from here. Just know all the kids in your school cringe at you
Me rn. Laughing at you fucking virgins
>>709604627
>>709604725
Dude you come here every fucking day, get a life.
>>709604549
Even then. We discuss personal days.
/jp/ would ban us because we dont talk about anything Japanese. Unless you're Suika or Programmer Cirno.
>>709603931
>he's 10
>>709604627
Or the bars of the prison he's in right now. Either one works
>>709604528
I cannot control what the internet chooses to be a meme. But you should read Nico's School Idol Diary, and you can see that she's got a troubled past which has been a motivator for her wanting to succeed at becoming an idol.
Plus you can't control who you fall for, so I don't think anybody really has the right to tell someone their waifu is sub-par.
>>709604832
>this post
>>709604725
People who waste their time spamming these threads to say we're losers are even worse.
At least we're enjoying our lives, are you?
>>709604725
Nice Damage Control
Nice avatarfagging
you have it all don't you?
>>709604889
>.gif
>not a gif
This triggers my auitsm
please fix
>>709604796
Which is exactly why we are on /b/
>>709604528
>Nico is literally a meme machine.
That is not a downside.
Lol y'all jealous cause my gf isn't a pillow case
>>709605031
I hate those fake eye colour contacts.
And real women are trash.
>>709604940
Yeah I'm having fun workin a night shift making 20 bucks an hour shit posting your autistic threads. I actually get up and make money instead of using mommys credit card to order pizzas and anime memorabilia like you fat slobs
>>709605183
>fake contacts
Kek
>>709604832
No, I cant control it. Though I can do what this thread originally was supposed to be, which was discuss waifus and argue points on why they are valid.
>>709604989
I thought you could follow my train of thought.
>>709605239
And Im making 20 an hour to fuck around on a waifu thread. Your point?
>>709605031
Have a timestamp?
>>709605183
Not all of them.
>>709605239
YOu'd have to be trailer trash to think that 20 bucks an hour is good money.
>>709605031
I'm sorry you have a 3DPD
>>709605350
He does and that is why it's depressing. He sits around on these threads to annoy people with his shit and thinks he is cool that way. Doesn't realize that most of us have jobs and gf's and such. That is what is stupid about him. If he had a better reason to shitpost here I would've liked him.
>>709605443
>I make $10/h and think $20 is at least decent in comparison
Fuck
>>709605345
I hardly consider just saying that she is shit to be a valid debate, maybe if you're Trump. I don't dislike Rory, but you were basically the pot calling the kettle black.
>>709603874
She's epic dude what do you greathink? Haha what's your favorite love live song? Muse as whole? It's our miraculous time is my favorite
>>709604116
Aw
>>709604201
Nyaa
I think human with cat ears would be weird irl
>shinoa
>>709605239
You can insult me, you can insult anime. But you never, EVER INSULT MY PIZZA!
>>709595944
Sorry faggots, I've already claimed all the waifus. /Thread
>>709605553
Perhaps that's his plan, to make us cringe at his false statements.
What he thinks he will get out of it i don't understand though
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